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[Ezra] Previously on Ezra.

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If you're wondering what
the fuck is going on

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literally same.

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Wait a minute. Are you like
one of those transformers?

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How much more time you need?

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Just about finished.

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Oh my Ga Ga.

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Remembrance club?

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Mm Hmm, Lots of
people are being like

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violently murdered right now.

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And we love the gays!

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I'm an LGBT plus community ally!

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Hello.

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Hi, lesbo.

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What do you want?

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Heads up, Ian from
economics is coming.

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Hey Ezra.

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So, what did you get?

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Oh, I got an iced
vanilla oat milk latte.

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Safe bet, it's the
same everywhere you go.

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It's the usually...

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You good man?

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Never better.

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[shoveling]

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[dark bass music]

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The worst part about eating is

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that humans totally freak out
when they see you doing it.

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Like, okay sis.

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You can eat a cow, but I
can't eat your brother?

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There is a serious hypocrisy
problem with the species

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that I will never understand.

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I mean, they aren't all bad.

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[loud shriek]

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[up-beat pop music]

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[funky music]

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Shit.

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Outta your weird juice?

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Yeah.

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Web alert, JJ James
has a show tonight.

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How do people still support him?

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I thought he was canceled?

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Yeah. What did he do again?

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Pedo. Major, like
the first degree.

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He was all over
the news last year.

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He was flying out under
each girl, snapping them.

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Just gross straight
male behavior.

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Ew, JJ James is
coming to town.

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What a freak.

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Wow. At least there's one
thing we have in common.

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Oh, look! It's Walmart
Wednesday and Pugsley Adams.

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[giggle]

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And it's the K-mart
Barbie rejects.

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And I just got
another assignment.

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Fuck me.

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You think I could
order a noose online?

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Probably.

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Amaze.

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[stomach rumbling]

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Get a muffin or something.

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[stomach rumbling]

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[Sound of pulse]

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[Ian] So, why are you gonna
go see that scumbag tonight?

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Hello?

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We, we're not seeing
him, seeing him. Okay?

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I'm just curious of the types
of people who would see him.

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I'm a psych major.

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Keep up.

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Oh, well my sincerest
apologies professor.

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Thank you.

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Okay. But now the important
question, what do I wear?

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Because I have to look
good for the freak show.

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I think you look
good in anything.

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Anyways.

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I heard tonight's
gonna JJ's last show.

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Ouch.

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You hungry?

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Starving.

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[heavy metal music]

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Ezra, I don't wanna
see some fucking sicko.

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Okay, we'll be in
and out in one minute.

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Just quickly.

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Ugh, I can smell the
date rape in the air.

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Yeah, well you're not wrong.

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Okay. Don't kill me,

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but I have to go the bathroom.

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Ezra, if you
fucking leave me...

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I'll be right back...

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I'm going to kill you, Ezra...

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Hey, Beautiful.

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I got a Dick and
20 bucks says it's

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bigger than yours, pal.

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I can work with that.

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Impressive.

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And not the turn I
thought this would take.

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[heavy metal music]

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[bad piano playing]

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Oh my God, JJ!

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I am such a fan.

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Thanks, man.

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You really need to step
up your security though.

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Yeah, clearly.

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You want a photo or something?

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I was hoping to
get a meet and greet.

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Yeah, you're you're
here now. So...

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Yeah, but I was hoping to
get the uncensored version.

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Funny.

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Get out.

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Get out, I didn't say
you could come in.

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I thought you didn't
ask for consent.

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My fucking security
ain't gonna ask

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for fucking consent when we
throw you outta here, bro.

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Whoa, is that any way
to talk to your elders?

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Elders? You're like 23.

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Get out!

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Oh my God. A Pedo and a flirt.

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I love it.

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I'm actually 559,
but who's counting?

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Security!

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Sorry, but I don't
respect safe words.

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You know what the worst thing is

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about men like you?

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[JJ screams]

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You always get away with it.

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[JJ screams]

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[Heavy metal music]

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Ezra?

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Ezra?

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Ezra?

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Ezra?

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Is that?

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Is he dead?

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Yes.

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Oh, thank fuck!

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You know, that son of a bitch
got out on six attempts of

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child molestation
and sex trafficking.

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Money can't save
you now, fucker!

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Is the blood tricking thing
really necessary though?

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So...

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I'm a vampire and...

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Cool story, Edward.

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I don't fucking care.

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The courts didn't get him.

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So, I'm glad somebody did.

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Just don't kill me.

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Okay?

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No promises.

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Okay, hurry up
so we can get out.

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You owe me McDonald's
for dragging me here.

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[up-beat pop music]