1 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,544 [RAP MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:43,545 --> 00:00:45,127 ♪ I can't stop it ♪ 3 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:47,088 ♪ Oh, this party boppin' ♪ 4 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:48,422 Whoo… 5 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,049 Hold on, take this. 6 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,510 Monique! 7 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:53,219 Monique. Mo-Monique! Don't hang… 8 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:55,681 - She lives in the Bronx - I know where she live at. 9 00:00:55,682 --> 00:00:57,849 What about that girl Kaley? Remember her? 10 00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,601 Oh man, nah, she got this… 11 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,394 …like, orangutan titties. 12 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,729 - Big ass titties. - Long ass… 13 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,691 - Come on. - Oh, damn, man! 14 00:01:05,692 --> 00:01:07,568 I'ma tell you why we ain't get no coochie, like 15 00:01:07,569 --> 00:01:09,987 - yo ass, always be like - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 16 00:01:09,988 --> 00:01:12,531 - As soon as you see it… - But you know you're talking… 17 00:01:12,532 --> 00:01:14,073 - Shut up. - You… You wantme to shut up. 18 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,826 Ah! 19 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:17,911 ♪ I can't stop, energy flowin' ♪ 20 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,913 ♪ Used to kill time ♪ ♪ when the party keep goin' ♪ 21 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,873 ♪ DJ spinnin' in the park like a pro and ♪ 22 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:24,042 ♪ Out all night, and I don't see no end ♪ 23 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:26,419 ♪ I can't stop, full-time grindin' ♪ 24 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:28,169 ♪ Night so good that I wanna rewind it ♪ 25 00:01:28,170 --> 00:01:29,424 ♪ Spendin' that money… ♪ 26 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:37,179 [BOTH MOANING] 27 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,683 - [MAN GROANS] - What? Wait, what? 28 00:01:39,684 --> 00:01:40,851 [MAN] No, it's nothing. 29 00:01:40,852 --> 00:01:42,351 Let's just try something. 30 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,895 - OK. - OK. 31 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:46,815 [MAN] Sorry. 32 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:48,275 All right, come here. 33 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:51,319 Oh. 34 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,488 - You good? - Yeah. 35 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:54,616 OK. 36 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,826 [WOMAN] Should we just stop? 37 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,495 No, I'm fine. 38 00:02:04,626 --> 00:02:08,794 - [WOMAN] Do you want to just go down on me? - No. 39 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,423 [WOMAN] Hello? 40 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:14,468 - All right. - [SIGHS] 41 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:15,928 It's fine. 42 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,557 [MAN] The last time I had sex, 43 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,059 it hurt. 44 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:23,894 [DOCTOR] Hmm. It hurt where? 45 00:02:23,895 --> 00:02:25,730 Do you think that could be an STD, I mean… 46 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:28,983 How many sexual partners have you had in the last year? 47 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:33,529 More than five? 48 00:02:34,739 --> 00:02:35,822 [SCOFFS] 49 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,075 More than ten? 50 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,494 It's around there. 51 00:02:40,495 --> 00:02:42,245 Protected? 52 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,041 Yeah, I mean, um… 53 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:48,878 - It's OK. - Yeah, if we can find… Sorry. 54 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,713 OK. 55 00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:54,050 Any problems urinating? Any bumps or lesions? 56 00:02:55,968 --> 00:03:00,055 OK. I was still on the question part of the examination. 57 00:03:00,056 --> 00:03:02,516 Moving right along… 58 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:05,811 [MAN] It's actually, uh… It's a bit, kinda, higher up. 59 00:03:05,812 --> 00:03:08,187 More in the, uh, the pube region. 60 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,856 - Mm-hmm. - Uh-huh. 61 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,901 Tell me if it hurts anywhere. 62 00:03:13,069 --> 00:03:14,320 Yeah. 63 00:03:16,531 --> 00:03:18,448 - [DOCTOR] Hmm. - What? 64 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:20,492 [DOCTOR] Ah, it's really nothing, 65 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:21,994 but just to be on the safe side, 66 00:03:22,495 --> 00:03:23,621 I'm gonna order an X-ray. 67 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,625 [RAP MUSIC FADES BACK IN] 68 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:30,711 ♪ I can't stop, energy flowin' ♪ 69 00:03:30,712 --> 00:03:32,629 ♪ Got to kill time ♪ ♪ when the party keep goin' ♪ 70 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,589 ♪ DJ spinnin' in the park like a pro and ♪ 71 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,550 ♪ Out all night, and I don't see no end ♪ 72 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:38,427 ♪ I can't stop full-time grindin' ♪ 73 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:40,804 ♪ Night so good that I wanna rewind it ♪ 74 00:03:40,805 --> 00:03:42,848 ♪ Spendin' that money ♪ ♪ like I don't really want it ♪ 75 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:45,183 ♪ Say the word "party" ♪ ♪ and you know that we on it ♪ 76 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:47,477 ♪ 'Cause I can't stop, ♪ ♪ energy flowin' ♪ 77 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:49,688 ♪ Used to kill time ♪ ♪ when the pa rty keep goin' ♪ 78 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:51,565 ♪ DJ spinnin' in the park ♪ 79 00:03:51,566 --> 00:03:53,734 ♪ Out all night and I don't see no end ♪ 80 00:03:53,735 --> 00:03:55,736 ♪ I can't stop, full-time grindin' ♪ 81 00:03:55,737 --> 00:03:57,904 ♪ Night so good that I wanna rewind it ♪ 82 00:03:57,905 --> 00:04:00,115 ♪ Spending that money ♪ ♪ like I don't really want it ♪ 83 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:02,075 ♪ Say the word "party" ♪ ♪ and you know that we on it ♪ 84 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:04,161 ♪ 'Cause I can't stop, energy flowin' ♪ 85 00:04:04,162 --> 00:04:06,372 ♪ Used to kill time ♪ ♪ when the party keep goin' ♪ 86 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:18,592 ♪ DJ spinnin' in the park… ♪ 87 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:20,887 Hey, you always come into Littleneck, right? 88 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:25,557 It's the sandwich shop on Franklin? 89 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:27,934 Sorry. Uh, Littleneck, right? 90 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,896 Um… Yes. 91 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:32,355 I work there. 92 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:34,358 Oh, cool. 93 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,320 You always get your sandwiches to go? 94 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,572 - Yeah, my office is around the corner. - Yeah. 95 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:42,283 Yeah, no, I recognize your headphones, 96 00:04:44,244 --> 00:04:48,331 and you're very pretty. 97 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:54,503 [MAN] Ow. 98 00:04:54,504 --> 00:04:57,590 - I'm in the middle of a podcast. - Do you not like compliments? 99 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:00,383 We're strangers. 100 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:01,511 Semi-strangers. 101 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:03,970 I mean… 102 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,889 I know your favorite meat is ham. 103 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,934 - Are you a stalker? - No, I'm Elliot. 104 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:13,605 Hey. 105 00:05:13,606 --> 00:05:14,857 Hey. 106 00:05:17,777 --> 00:05:19,778 You know, um… 107 00:05:19,779 --> 00:05:22,072 This is a great example of the dangers of podcasts. 108 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:24,324 What? 109 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:26,244 Well, no, don't get me wrong. I'm sure you're learning tons, 110 00:05:26,245 --> 00:05:28,328 you know, listening to Radiolab, or whatever. 111 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:30,290 Broadening your horizons, and all that, but, um… 112 00:05:32,166 --> 00:05:35,585 Now, you're missing so much stuff right in front of you. 113 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,796 You know, the, uh… The New York City texture. 114 00:05:37,797 --> 00:05:39,506 New York City texture. 115 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,758 - Yeah. - Does that normally work for you? 116 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,803 - Why? You think it's a line? - I just think that… 117 00:05:44,804 --> 00:05:47,098 Tinder has made you forget how to talk to girls in person. 118 00:05:47,849 --> 00:05:49,558 And now, you're suffering due to no reception. 119 00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:55,647 Maybe. 120 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:58,276 But last week, I met Roberto, an underwater welder 121 00:05:58,277 --> 00:06:00,819 on the C train. 122 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:03,322 Did you know underwater welding is one of the world's most dangerous jobs? 123 00:06:03,323 --> 00:06:05,782 So, you're the texture in this case, then? 124 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:08,535 - [TRAIN APPROACHING] - The… ham-slicing waiter? 125 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,288 That's condescending. 126 00:06:10,289 --> 00:06:13,039 I don't love my job either. 127 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,251 Who said I don't love my job? 128 00:06:15,252 --> 00:06:17,295 - I… I just thought… - Oh, I hate it. 129 00:06:17,296 --> 00:06:19,213 Actually, um… 130 00:06:19,214 --> 00:06:20,922 I'm building an app. 131 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:22,507 Doesn't an app kind of… 132 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,467 get in the way of all the… textures? 133 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:25,886 [TRAIN ARRIVES] 134 00:06:25,887 --> 00:06:28,222 OK, no, that's a valid point, but, um, 135 00:06:28,223 --> 00:06:29,891 once I explain it to you, your mind… 136 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:36,147 is gonna be blown, I promise. 137 00:06:36,148 --> 00:06:38,523 - Are you not getting on? - No. I'm the F. 138 00:06:38,524 --> 00:06:40,318 Guess I'll see you at Littleneck, then. 139 00:06:40,319 --> 00:06:43,362 What's your name? Also, your phone number, too. 140 00:06:43,363 --> 00:06:44,655 That would be… That would be good. 141 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:50,452 Mia. 142 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:53,539 Yeah. We were gonna… transfer… 143 00:06:59,129 --> 00:07:03,257 [PHONE RINGS] 144 00:07:03,258 --> 00:07:04,384 Hey Cheryl. 145 00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:06,510 Hi. 146 00:07:09,097 --> 00:07:11,141 How's it going? 147 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:30,160 Fine. 148 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:41,586 [ELECTRONIC POP MUSIC PLAYING] 149 00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:44,923 [MAN ON TV] Durst's apartmentwas located 2 miles from where 150 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:47,343 the dismembered headless torso was initially discovered. 151 00:07:47,344 --> 00:07:49,970 [MIA] So, I met this guy. 152 00:07:49,971 --> 00:07:51,263 Come hit this. 153 00:07:51,264 --> 00:07:53,556 No, I'm good, thank you. 154 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:55,557 We met on the subway. 155 00:07:55,558 --> 00:07:58,062 [MIA] He actually works at the sandwich place near my office. 156 00:07:58,063 --> 00:08:00,106 Awesome. Get us some free sandys 157 00:08:00,107 --> 00:08:02,524 [MIA] I can't. It was more of a… 158 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,235 interaction, I guess. 159 00:08:04,236 --> 00:08:06,071 [ROOMMATE] An interaction? 160 00:08:07,197 --> 00:08:08,989 You know, like, talking. 161 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:13,411 - [CHUCKLES] So hot. - Practically coming. 162 00:08:13,412 --> 00:08:15,870 Wait, have you even had sex since you moved in here with us? 163 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:18,081 Never mind. You guys just… 164 00:08:18,082 --> 00:08:21,127 go back to watching The Jinx. Again. 165 00:08:21,128 --> 00:08:22,544 Look. 166 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,171 Tomorrow, at lunch, 167 00:08:24,172 --> 00:08:26,173 go get a sandwich, and then get your dick wet. 168 00:08:26,174 --> 00:08:27,675 One-stop shopping. 169 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,430 [DOCTOR] So, you see this shape right here? 170 00:08:32,431 --> 00:08:34,473 - That's your pubic bone. - OK. 171 00:08:34,474 --> 00:08:36,475 [DOCTOR] And you see this dark spot? 172 00:08:36,476 --> 00:08:39,894 Uh… No, not… Not really. 173 00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:41,480 That's… 174 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:43,898 a tumor. 175 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:46,360 It's… It's a tumor? 176 00:08:46,361 --> 00:08:47,611 [DOCTOR] Yes. 177 00:08:50,032 --> 00:08:52,408 You… You mean, like, "a tumor" tumor. 178 00:08:52,409 --> 00:08:54,910 At your age, most tumors are benign. 179 00:08:56,413 --> 00:08:59,123 - Which means harmless. - Oh, I… I know, um… 180 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:00,874 It's the malignant ones we need to worry about, 181 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:03,295 which is why I'm scheduling a biopsy. 182 00:09:07,257 --> 00:09:11,343 But I don't want you to be alarmed. 183 00:09:11,344 --> 00:09:12,635 Is, um… 184 00:09:12,636 --> 00:09:14,013 Is Elliot working today? 185 00:09:14,014 --> 00:09:15,639 Nah, he's out sick. 186 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:19,560 Business or pleasure? 187 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:28,651 Business. 188 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:29,946 I'm just gonna… 189 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,533 Pleasure. 190 00:09:34,534 --> 00:09:35,826 Thought so. 191 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:04,940 [WHISPERS] OK, um… 192 00:10:10,153 --> 00:10:14,573 [PHONE CHIMES] 193 00:10:14,574 --> 00:10:16,867 - [NURSE] Ready? - Yeah. 194 00:10:19,913 --> 00:10:24,707 - This is just the anesthetic, OK? - OK. 195 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,668 [ WELCOME TO WILLITS PLAYING ON TV] 196 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,004 [TV]… doubt they sent one to surrender. 197 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:30,965 [MAN ON TV] Cassie! 198 00:10:30,966 --> 00:10:32,551 Cass! 199 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:34,760 [WOMAN] Actual people. Oh, my God! 200 00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:40,142 [TV]Welcome to Willits. 201 00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:42,352 Cassie! 202 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,605 - Cassie! - [DOOR OPENS] 203 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:47,731 Yo. 204 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,527 Brought you a sandwich. 205 00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:53,404 Martin thinks you're at Burning Man, 206 00:10:53,405 --> 00:10:56,198 even though I told him you had the flu and to look it up, 207 00:10:56,199 --> 00:10:58,451 because Burning Man was in August. 208 00:10:59,619 --> 00:11:00,995 [ELLIOT] I'm out. 209 00:11:00,996 --> 00:11:02,454 What? 210 00:11:02,455 --> 00:11:04,415 Wha… Yo! Let's just stay home! 211 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:05,542 Smoke a bowl. 212 00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:13,715 Do awful experiments. 213 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,968 [ELLIOT] It's something called Ewing's sarcoma. 214 00:11:15,969 --> 00:11:18,596 [MIA] When did you find out? 215 00:11:18,597 --> 00:11:21,056 - Well, like, officially? - Yeah. 216 00:11:21,057 --> 00:11:22,434 [ELLIOT] Yesterday. 217 00:11:26,855 --> 00:11:30,983 [MIA] Jesus Christ! 218 00:11:30,984 --> 00:11:32,235 So what now? 219 00:11:33,904 --> 00:11:37,156 Uh, so now, I go, and I see a specialist. 220 00:11:37,157 --> 00:11:39,533 Oh, that's good that you're seeing a specialist, right? 221 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:42,244 Isn't it impossible to get into a specialist? 222 00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:45,873 Wait, how did you know to go to the doctor in the first place? 223 00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:48,125 You're like a human 20 Questions, huh? 224 00:11:48,126 --> 00:11:49,877 I'm sorry. 225 00:11:49,878 --> 00:11:51,086 It's just… 226 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,671 I'm not an expert, obviously, 227 00:11:52,672 --> 00:11:54,173 but, um… 228 00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:56,091 I think I'm sick a lot of the times 229 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:57,509 so I'm kind of a 230 00:11:57,510 --> 00:12:01,847 WebMD superuser, and, uh 231 00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:04,266 you know, you… The sooner that you catch it, 232 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,019 the sooner that you start treatment, 233 00:12:08,230 --> 00:12:08,772 - The higher the likelihood… - That I don't die? 234 00:12:12,234 --> 00:12:14,443 Sorry. 235 00:12:14,444 --> 00:12:15,946 You already said that. 236 00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:20,491 What did your parents say? 237 00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:22,284 I haven't told them yet. 238 00:12:22,285 --> 00:12:24,537 You haven't told your parents? 239 00:12:26,331 --> 00:12:31,210 What about your friends? 240 00:12:31,211 --> 00:12:33,713 Why am I the first person that you tell this to? 241 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:37,508 Because we're strangers, I guess. 242 00:12:37,509 --> 00:12:39,051 I thought we were semi-strangers. 243 00:12:39,052 --> 00:12:41,179 That's… That's very good. 244 00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:43,722 Um… 245 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:45,600 No, I mean, just relative to the situation, 246 00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:48,727 everybody else would've freaked out. 247 00:12:48,728 --> 00:12:50,731 I'm pretty freaked out. 248 00:12:54,859 --> 00:12:58,862 Yeah, me too, bro. 249 00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,073 Um… 250 00:13:01,908 --> 00:13:04,827 I'm gonna take you out again, you know. 251 00:13:04,828 --> 00:13:07,414 We can talk about something else. 252 00:13:08,957 --> 00:13:10,710 Aren't you building an app? 253 00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:13,043 Sort of. 254 00:13:13,044 --> 00:13:14,253 You said it was gonna blow my mind. 255 00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:15,296 I said that? 256 00:13:15,297 --> 00:13:17,214 That's dumb. 257 00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:19,383 It's dumb. I shouldn't have said that to you. 258 00:13:19,384 --> 00:13:20,843 Pitch it to me. 259 00:13:20,844 --> 00:13:22,595 I'll decide. Come on. 260 00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:25,098 I could be an investor. 261 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:30,227 I don't have money, but, um… 262 00:13:30,228 --> 00:13:33,691 I could be a… a silent partner, you know? 263 00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:37,027 OK. Um… OK. 264 00:13:38,779 --> 00:13:40,404 So. 265 00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:41,822 It's supposed to help your life, you know, 266 00:13:41,823 --> 00:13:43,657 like therapy. 267 00:13:43,658 --> 00:13:47,328 Except it's 99 cents instead of 200 bucks an hour. 268 00:13:47,329 --> 00:13:48,871 OK. 269 00:13:48,872 --> 00:13:50,456 So, what you would do is you would tell it 270 00:13:50,457 --> 00:13:54,168 when you're feeling good or feeling bad. 271 00:13:54,169 --> 00:13:57,714 Uh, it would notice these patterns, and then, 272 00:13:57,715 --> 00:14:00,966 it sort of recognizes what it is that makes you happy. 273 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,427 So what are the patterns based on, then? 274 00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:05,471 Who you're with, you know? Uh… 275 00:14:05,472 --> 00:14:07,181 What you're doing. 276 00:14:07,182 --> 00:14:11,602 What about where you live or financial situation? 277 00:14:11,603 --> 00:14:14,063 Yeah. No, that… That could definitely be a part of it. 278 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:16,733 Or… Brain chemistry? 279 00:14:16,734 --> 00:14:19,653 Also, if you're a girl, you're PMS-ing. Stuff like that? 280 00:14:25,575 --> 00:14:29,870 A guy, if you have cancer? 281 00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:32,539 Someone got fucked. 282 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,083 How was his cock? 283 00:14:34,084 --> 00:14:36,711 We didn't… Just talked. 284 00:14:36,712 --> 00:14:38,797 Oh, so another interaction? 285 00:14:38,798 --> 00:14:40,339 Yeah. 286 00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,425 - [SNICKERS] - We don't believe you. 287 00:14:48,223 --> 00:14:52,393 [BOTH BLARE ALARM FROM PHONE] 288 00:14:52,394 --> 00:14:54,395 Hey, Lindsay? 289 00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:55,522 [LINDSAY] Sup? 290 00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:57,775 Can you, um… 291 00:14:58,776 --> 00:15:00,901 Come feel my boob? 292 00:15:00,902 --> 00:15:02,486 [LINDSAY] Uh… No. 293 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:04,571 No, I… I feel a lump. 294 00:15:04,572 --> 00:15:07,618 [LINDSAY] You're so dramatic. Maybe you have lumpy tits. 295 00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:33,643 Can you please just come in and check? 296 00:15:33,644 --> 00:15:35,436 [DOCTOR] The most effective treatment 297 00:15:35,437 --> 00:15:38,063 tends to combine eight to ten rounds of chemotherapy 298 00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:39,650 with targeted radiation. 299 00:15:40,776 --> 00:15:42,526 I'd like to start next week. 300 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,361 How does that sound? 301 00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:47,030 You're like a kid-cancer doctor. 302 00:15:47,031 --> 00:15:48,908 Sort of. 303 00:15:48,909 --> 00:15:51,326 All right, so, aren't I a little bit too old for this? 304 00:15:51,327 --> 00:15:53,746 Typically, Ewing's patients are younger, yes. 305 00:15:53,747 --> 00:15:56,957 But I see people your age… I've seen people into their thirties. 306 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,500 Which leads me to 307 00:15:58,501 --> 00:16:01,962 something else that we need to talk about. 308 00:16:01,963 --> 00:16:05,048 Have you thought about banking your sperm? 309 00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:07,845 Uh… What? 310 00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:11,640 There is a change that the radiation affects fertility. 311 00:16:13,475 --> 00:16:16,895 You… You want me to… To jerk off in a cup? 312 00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:19,062 If you're planning on having children some day… 313 00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:20,857 I don't even have a girlfriend. 314 00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:22,609 I understand, but before treatment, 315 00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:25,069 that's the time to do it. Just in case. 316 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:32,536 Right. 317 00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:41,754 [PHONE CHIMES] 318 00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:55,809 [PHONE CHIMES] 319 00:17:36,391 --> 00:17:41,270 [PHONE CHIMES] 320 00:17:41,271 --> 00:17:43,188 [NURSE] Once you're done with the sample, 321 00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:45,650 put it in the metal tray to your right. 322 00:17:45,651 --> 00:17:47,819 There is a-magazines by the sink. 323 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:48,987 OK, great. 324 00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:51,322 We have all sizes and shapes. 325 00:18:14,137 --> 00:18:18,181 Got it. 326 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,309 Come on. 327 00:18:21,812 --> 00:18:23,689 What's the WiFi? 328 00:18:25,649 --> 00:18:29,694 [NURSE] No public WiFi! 329 00:18:29,695 --> 00:18:30,904 [MIA] Hi. 330 00:18:34,365 --> 00:18:37,785 [ELLIOT] Wow. 331 00:18:37,786 --> 00:18:40,580 I wanna totally pay money to suck your dick right now. 332 00:18:40,581 --> 00:18:43,206 - [PANTS UNZIP] - Oh, that's uh… 333 00:18:43,207 --> 00:18:45,250 That's very helpful. Thank you 334 00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:46,462 You're welcome. 335 00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:51,173 You think you wanna… talk some more? 336 00:18:51,174 --> 00:18:53,468 I love podcasts. 337 00:18:53,469 --> 00:18:54,844 Uh, no, more like 338 00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:56,596 what you were saying before. 339 00:18:56,597 --> 00:18:59,264 Oh, OK, um… 340 00:18:59,265 --> 00:19:01,726 Your dick is so huge. 341 00:19:01,727 --> 00:19:04,937 No, no, I feel like you're overcompensating for the podcast thing. 342 00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:07,774 - Sorry. - It's OK. 343 00:19:07,775 --> 00:19:10,026 Um, your dick is totally above average. 344 00:19:10,027 --> 00:19:12,235 [ELLIOT MOANS] That's cool. 345 00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:14,740 Sixty-third percentile. 346 00:19:16,199 --> 00:19:17,700 Oh. 347 00:19:17,701 --> 00:19:19,494 ["WHAT WE'VE GOT" BY MANATEE COMMUNE PLAYING] 348 00:19:19,495 --> 00:19:21,537 ♪ Keep me close to you ♪ 349 00:19:21,538 --> 00:19:23,330 [WHISPERS] Oh, my God. 350 00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:26,334 ♪ No one's gonna love me like you do ♪ 351 00:19:26,335 --> 00:19:30,338 ♪ No one's gonna love me like you do ♪ 352 00:19:30,339 --> 00:19:32,341 - ♪ Ooh ♪ - Ah! 353 00:19:35,719 --> 00:19:40,056 - ♪ Keep me out with you… ♪ - [PHONE CHIMES] 354 00:19:40,057 --> 00:19:41,182 - Hi. - [ELLIOT] Hey. 355 00:19:45,104 --> 00:19:49,482 Come here. Hi. 356 00:19:49,483 --> 00:19:50,608 Do you want to come in? 357 00:19:50,609 --> 00:19:52,192 I read about this one kid 358 00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:54,487 who was diagnosed with stage-4 Ewing's. 359 00:19:54,488 --> 00:19:55,738 Now he has a whole family. 360 00:19:55,739 --> 00:19:57,365 Like, owns 13 car-washes. 361 00:19:57,366 --> 00:19:58,950 Yeah, I don't… 362 00:19:58,951 --> 00:20:00,493 I don't really want to own car-washes. 363 00:20:00,494 --> 00:20:02,663 Point is… is that he's healthy. 364 00:20:03,664 --> 00:20:05,957 Also, car-washes are lucrative. 365 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,292 You know that when you find Ewing's this early, it's like, 366 00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:10,545 70% survival rate. 367 00:20:10,546 --> 00:20:13,214 Yeah, but how many people get Ewing's in the first place? 368 00:20:14,883 --> 00:20:16,135 One in a million. 369 00:20:16,468 --> 00:20:18,929 All right, so, fuck statistics 370 00:20:21,765 --> 00:20:25,352 Hey, you're being really nice. I'm being a dick, all right? 371 00:20:28,147 --> 00:20:32,275 It's OK. You're allowed to be a dick right now. 372 00:20:32,276 --> 00:20:33,526 Did you tell your parents? 373 00:20:33,527 --> 00:20:35,445 Mm. They're in Jersey. 374 00:20:35,446 --> 00:20:37,447 Oh, they don't have phones in Jersey? 375 00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:40,533 Man, you're like obsessed with me telling my parents. 376 00:20:40,534 --> 00:20:42,827 Why don't you tell your parents? 377 00:20:42,828 --> 00:20:44,746 Parent. 378 00:20:44,747 --> 00:20:45,830 Oh. 379 00:20:45,831 --> 00:20:47,915 Yeah, just my mom. 380 00:20:47,916 --> 00:20:49,459 Right, so your dad, did he… 381 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:51,294 pass away, or? 382 00:20:51,295 --> 00:20:53,921 He's not dead, technically. 383 00:20:53,922 --> 00:20:56,257 He got two women pregnant, and uh… 384 00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:57,717 chose the other one. 385 00:20:57,718 --> 00:21:00,720 So, now he has four kids in Colorado. 386 00:21:00,721 --> 00:21:03,055 Oh, what an asshole. 387 00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:05,516 Yeah, he got me paintbrushes for Christmas last year. 388 00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:08,728 Oh, that's cool. So you paint? 389 00:21:08,729 --> 00:21:11,439 - No. - [DOOR OPENS] 390 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,608 - …was unreliable. - Oh, yeah. Woah! 391 00:21:13,609 --> 00:21:15,610 There's a dude here. 392 00:21:15,611 --> 00:21:16,736 That's a dude! 393 00:21:16,737 --> 00:21:18,488 Like… The dude? 394 00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:20,198 Oh! There's a dude? 395 00:21:20,199 --> 00:21:21,991 Let's, uh… We're gonna go to my room. 396 00:21:21,992 --> 00:21:24,327 - Oh! OK. - [MIA] Mm-hmm. 397 00:21:24,328 --> 00:21:26,162 - Hey. - Hey. 398 00:21:26,163 --> 00:21:28,249 - Bye, dude! - Peace out! 399 00:21:32,002 --> 00:21:36,422 [BOTH LAUGH] 400 00:21:36,423 --> 00:21:38,007 [ELLIOT CLEARS HIS THROAT] 401 00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:40,260 So, uh, who is he? 402 00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:41,928 [MIA] Who's who? 403 00:21:41,929 --> 00:21:44,013 Your slam piece. 404 00:21:44,014 --> 00:21:46,432 Does he work in toothpaste marketing with you? 405 00:21:46,433 --> 00:21:49,018 I don't have a slam piece. 406 00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:50,686 You remember the toothpaste thing? 407 00:21:50,687 --> 00:21:52,272 Yeah. 408 00:21:52,273 --> 00:21:54,482 Never met a toothpaste marketer before. 409 00:21:54,483 --> 00:21:56,567 Oh, please don't refer to me as a toothpaste marketer. 410 00:21:56,568 --> 00:21:58,070 OK. 411 00:22:00,697 --> 00:22:02,323 OK, if you could have… 412 00:22:02,324 --> 00:22:04,408 any job, 413 00:22:04,409 --> 00:22:06,245 what would it be? 414 00:22:06,246 --> 00:22:08,538 There's not, like, one job. 415 00:22:08,539 --> 00:22:10,415 Not even when you were little? 416 00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:13,584 Well, um… 417 00:22:13,585 --> 00:22:16,255 I always had this vision… 418 00:22:16,256 --> 00:22:19,507 of going to, like, a big office building every day 419 00:22:19,508 --> 00:22:22,677 and wearing a… a pantsuit like women on TV 420 00:22:22,678 --> 00:22:25,638 that are important and powerful and 421 00:22:25,639 --> 00:22:26,681 in a hurry. 422 00:22:26,682 --> 00:22:28,975 I think that's great. 423 00:22:28,976 --> 00:22:32,019 And, I mean, I think you would look great in a pantsuit. 424 00:22:32,020 --> 00:22:34,147 I don't know. 425 00:22:34,148 --> 00:22:35,815 Right now, I'm just, uh, 426 00:22:35,816 --> 00:22:37,817 putting numbers into Excel all day, every day 427 00:22:37,818 --> 00:22:39,819 until my brain turns to Play-Doh. 428 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:42,864 Or you could go be a business woman somewhere else. 429 00:22:42,865 --> 00:22:44,908 Took me a year to get this job. 430 00:22:46,535 --> 00:22:50,538 It's not that easy. 431 00:22:50,539 --> 00:22:52,790 So… [CLEARS THROAT] 432 00:22:52,791 --> 00:22:54,792 If I were gonna go to Jersey, you know, theoretically… 433 00:22:54,793 --> 00:22:57,003 Not theoretically. You have to go. 434 00:22:57,004 --> 00:22:58,755 Right, um… 435 00:23:00,216 --> 00:23:01,550 Would you… 436 00:23:03,552 --> 00:23:05,637 Would you want to come with me? 437 00:23:06,513 --> 00:23:08,308 - To Jersey? - Yeah. 438 00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:12,476 Woah… 439 00:23:12,477 --> 00:23:14,770 Oh, no, that was weird. 440 00:23:14,771 --> 00:23:16,149 Little bit. 441 00:23:17,108 --> 00:23:19,401 Shit, um… 442 00:23:22,613 --> 00:23:26,909 I'm sorry. 443 00:23:28,702 --> 00:23:29,995 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 444 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:38,086 [PHONE CHIMES] 445 00:23:38,087 --> 00:23:39,545 [MIA] You have a beautiful home. 446 00:23:39,546 --> 00:23:40,588 Really. 447 00:23:40,589 --> 00:23:41,964 Thank you. 448 00:23:41,965 --> 00:23:43,966 Furniture, decorations, it's… 449 00:23:43,967 --> 00:23:46,761 - it's… very nice… - Mia, it's OK, you can relax. 450 00:23:46,762 --> 00:23:47,762 We're pretty easy-going. 451 00:23:47,763 --> 00:23:49,764 Cool, yeah. Me too. 452 00:23:49,765 --> 00:23:51,766 [FATHER] We are glad you came out. 453 00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:54,018 Especially since it's been… How long's it been? 454 00:23:54,019 --> 00:23:55,270 - I don't know. - [FATHER] Yeah. 455 00:23:55,271 --> 00:23:57,730 Sorry guys. 456 00:23:57,731 --> 00:24:01,068 Elliot's not exactly forthcoming about the romantic chapters in his life. 457 00:24:01,069 --> 00:24:02,361 [MOTHER] Well, it's assuming most of them are paragraphs 458 00:24:02,362 --> 00:24:04,237 not chapters, so… 459 00:24:04,238 --> 00:24:05,738 I mean, I'd still like to know who he's seeing. 460 00:24:05,739 --> 00:24:07,865 Really? Even the DTFs? 461 00:24:07,866 --> 00:24:10,202 [FATHER] OK, what's a DTF? 462 00:24:10,203 --> 00:24:11,744 [MOTHER] You know, Down To… 463 00:24:11,745 --> 00:24:13,288 [FATHER] Down To… I don't… 464 00:24:13,289 --> 00:24:14,956 Down To Fuck! 465 00:24:14,957 --> 00:24:18,919 - OK. Jesus, babe. - That's what they say now. 466 00:24:19,087 --> 00:24:22,423 She just signed up for the Urban Dictionary word of the day. 467 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,259 Hey, I know we're embarrassing, but 468 00:24:26,260 --> 00:24:28,096 You could participate. 469 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,639 Uh… 470 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,184 Everything all right? 471 00:24:35,269 --> 00:24:37,980 Are… Are you gonna tell them? 472 00:24:39,107 --> 00:24:41,108 [MOTHER] Tell us what? 473 00:24:41,109 --> 00:24:42,276 Nothing. 474 00:24:43,652 --> 00:24:45,071 E… Elliot. 475 00:24:46,488 --> 00:24:48,281 What's going on, Elliot? 476 00:24:48,282 --> 00:24:50,034 [FATHER] Hey. Hey, hey. 477 00:24:53,704 --> 00:24:58,291 [MIA] Um… 478 00:24:58,292 --> 00:25:01,461 It's a form of bone cancer localized in the pelvis. 479 00:25:01,462 --> 00:25:03,422 What? 480 00:25:03,423 --> 00:25:05,840 He has cancer. The cancer is called Ewing's sarcoma… 481 00:25:05,841 --> 00:25:08,843 OK, stop. Stop saying cancer. 482 00:25:08,844 --> 00:25:11,138 [MIA] I… It's OK. 483 00:25:11,139 --> 00:25:13,015 I mean, it's not… It's not OK, but you know, 484 00:25:13,016 --> 00:25:14,724 it hasn't spread, 485 00:25:14,725 --> 00:25:17,019 and he met with a specialist at Dalton Russet… 486 00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:19,895 All right, who the hell are you? I'm sorry. 487 00:25:19,896 --> 00:25:21,772 I'm Mia. 488 00:25:21,773 --> 00:25:23,692 Oh, my God. 489 00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:39,374 [MUFFLED TALKING] 490 00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:41,419 Thank you for coming with me. 491 00:25:48,633 --> 00:25:52,887 Well, I'm free tomorrow if you want to go back and do it again. 492 00:25:52,888 --> 00:25:57,892 ["IF LOVE'S A GUN, I'M BETTER OFF DEAD" BY VERONICA BIANQUI PLAYING] 493 00:25:57,893 --> 00:26:02,356 ♪ If love is a gun ♪ ♪ you're my trigger, bang ♪ 494 00:26:06,777 --> 00:26:11,697 ♪ If love's a gun ♪ ♪ I'm better off dead ♪ 495 00:26:11,698 --> 00:26:14,201 ♪ Bang bang ♪ ♪ shoot shoot me down ♪ 496 00:26:14,202 --> 00:26:17,288 ♪ I like it rough and ♪ ♪ you like it round ♪ 497 00:26:17,538 --> 00:26:22,792 ♪ Lying in your bed, ♪ ♪ honey explosions in my head ♪ 498 00:26:22,793 --> 00:26:25,795 ♪ If love's a gun you're my trigger, babe ♪ 499 00:26:25,796 --> 00:26:28,672 ♪ If love's a gun you're my trigger, bang ♪ 500 00:26:28,673 --> 00:26:30,175 ♪ If love's a gun… ♪ 501 00:26:30,176 --> 00:26:31,426 Is this OK? 502 00:26:31,427 --> 00:26:33,386 You're asking me? 503 00:26:33,387 --> 00:26:35,180 Is this OK for you? 504 00:26:35,181 --> 00:26:36,765 You kidding me? My Make-A-Wish. 505 00:26:38,767 --> 00:26:40,185 That's not funny. 506 00:26:40,186 --> 00:26:41,521 You laughed. 507 00:26:43,231 --> 00:26:44,773 I meant for your pelvis. 508 00:26:47,401 --> 00:26:48,528 Be gentle. 509 00:26:49,736 --> 00:26:52,489 That's my preferred style anyways. 510 00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:54,825 ♪ You're my trigger, bang ♪ 511 00:26:56,827 --> 00:26:57,912 ♪ If love's a gun I'm better off dead ♪ 512 00:27:00,957 --> 00:27:02,416 [NICO] Wow. 513 00:27:04,001 --> 00:27:05,545 So you are alive. 514 00:27:05,752 --> 00:27:08,214 No, man, I'm asleep. 515 00:27:10,133 --> 00:27:13,260 Oh. Ham and cheese girl. 516 00:27:13,261 --> 00:27:15,512 Uh, Nico, Mia. Mia… 517 00:27:15,513 --> 00:27:18,140 [ELLIOT] Nico. 518 00:27:18,141 --> 00:27:19,891 I'm gonna go. 519 00:27:19,892 --> 00:27:21,809 You could stay. 520 00:27:21,810 --> 00:27:24,312 This is why you haven't answered my 400 texts, huh? 521 00:27:24,313 --> 00:27:26,565 'Cause you got, like, a girlfriend, now? 522 00:27:26,566 --> 00:27:29,109 We were supposed to be single 'til we were 30. At least. 523 00:27:29,110 --> 00:27:31,987 And now, you don't even tell me! You just disappear? 524 00:27:31,988 --> 00:27:34,781 P.S. Martin says you're fired. He told me to tell you that. 525 00:27:35,992 --> 00:27:38,077 Also, you look like shit. And that's me saying that. 526 00:27:40,288 --> 00:27:43,040 Uh… Goodbye, Nico. 527 00:27:45,877 --> 00:27:50,088 Yeah, see ya. 528 00:27:50,089 --> 00:27:51,215 I got to, um… 529 00:27:52,757 --> 00:27:54,594 I gotta tell you something. 530 00:27:56,846 --> 00:27:58,264 Um… 531 00:28:14,779 --> 00:28:18,951 - I have… - Chlamydia? What? 532 00:28:20,286 --> 00:28:25,081 [PHONE CHIMES] 533 00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:28,044 …factoring in the difference in purchasing power. 534 00:28:29,170 --> 00:28:31,255 Who are you texting, Mia? 535 00:28:40,473 --> 00:28:44,768 Uh, no one. 536 00:29:04,538 --> 00:29:09,793 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOG] 537 00:29:09,794 --> 00:29:13,004 [DOCTOR] We're having trouble finding any more usable veins. 538 00:29:13,005 --> 00:29:14,965 Right, well, they could use the top of my hands, 539 00:29:14,966 --> 00:29:16,883 or go in between my toes, right? 540 00:29:16,884 --> 00:29:19,427 The priority is administering the chemo properly. 541 00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:20,888 All right. 542 00:29:22,723 --> 00:29:25,016 A port will do that. 543 00:29:25,017 --> 00:29:26,643 No. 544 00:29:26,644 --> 00:29:29,437 No, ports cause infection, blood clots, 545 00:29:29,438 --> 00:29:31,064 they make it impossible to shower. 546 00:29:31,065 --> 00:29:33,358 Mia googled it. 547 00:29:33,359 --> 00:29:34,693 Who's Mia? 548 00:29:34,694 --> 00:29:36,444 My girlfriend. 549 00:29:36,445 --> 00:29:38,113 Congratulations. 550 00:29:38,114 --> 00:29:40,156 Is she a doctor? 551 00:29:40,157 --> 00:29:41,908 No, it doesn't matter, OK? 552 00:29:41,909 --> 00:29:44,286 I don't want you to put a trapdoor into my body. 553 00:29:44,287 --> 00:29:46,121 OK, I will make you a deal. 554 00:29:46,122 --> 00:29:49,500 We try one more round of chemo VIA IV. 555 00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:53,254 If that doesn't work, then I have to put in a chest port. 556 00:29:54,588 --> 00:29:57,340 [TV] Not even six months later, 557 00:29:57,341 --> 00:30:01,303 Gacy was charged with attempting to molest yet another teenager. 558 00:30:01,304 --> 00:30:03,888 [ROOMMATE] Yo. You wanna watch this John Wayne Gacy thing with us? 559 00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:05,766 Uh, I just came for a change of clothes. 560 00:30:05,767 --> 00:30:08,811 Just sit with us for, like, five minutes and relax. 561 00:30:10,646 --> 00:30:14,566 [TV] He was charged with rape. By 1970… 562 00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:17,610 [TV] …but he narrowly avoided another rape conviction. 563 00:30:17,611 --> 00:30:21,324 Just days before the wedding, he imitated a police officer 564 00:30:42,345 --> 00:30:46,848 to manipulate a boy to perform oral sex. 565 00:30:46,849 --> 00:30:49,017 You wanna do something today? 566 00:30:49,018 --> 00:30:50,728 No, I'm going back to Jersey. 567 00:30:50,729 --> 00:30:53,313 Mm. I can go with you. 568 00:30:53,314 --> 00:30:55,398 You know. 569 00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:57,068 Whip out the old Xbox. 570 00:30:57,401 --> 00:30:58,903 I'm going with Mia. Thanks, though. 571 00:31:01,530 --> 00:31:03,658 Yeah. Cool. 572 00:31:05,451 --> 00:31:09,162 ["IS THERE A PLACE I CAN GO" BY TRUDY AND THE ROMANCE PLAYING] 573 00:31:09,163 --> 00:31:12,123 ♪ Baby, I can't sleep ♪ 574 00:31:12,124 --> 00:31:15,293 This is a tiny bit weird, isn't it? 575 00:31:15,294 --> 00:31:16,420 A little bit. 576 00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:21,007 Oh, you do that way too naturally. 577 00:31:21,008 --> 00:31:22,718 Thanks, mom. 578 00:31:22,719 --> 00:31:24,220 [MOTHER] That was not a compliment. 579 00:31:26,263 --> 00:31:27,555 Medicinal shit's potent! 580 00:31:27,556 --> 00:31:29,058 It's not medicinal. 581 00:31:35,523 --> 00:31:39,484 [ALL LAUGH] 582 00:31:39,485 --> 00:31:40,779 Oh! 583 00:31:43,615 --> 00:31:45,907 - Mmm. - Damn, mom. 584 00:31:45,908 --> 00:31:48,159 [MOTHER] Why do you sound so shocked? 585 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,245 You, like, rap on the side, too? 586 00:31:50,246 --> 00:31:52,706 - Just a little bit. - It's a stereotype, Elliot. 587 00:31:52,707 --> 00:31:54,625 I just wish I knew that in high school, you know. 588 00:31:54,626 --> 00:31:56,251 I wouldn't have spent all that money on Visine. 589 00:31:56,252 --> 00:31:57,544 We knew you were high. 590 00:31:57,545 --> 00:31:58,671 You did? 591 00:31:58,672 --> 00:32:01,214 - Oh! - Of course! 592 00:32:01,215 --> 00:32:04,301 It's too many revelations in one day! I can't! 593 00:32:05,469 --> 00:32:08,012 You see, Mia. 594 00:32:08,013 --> 00:32:09,431 We're bonding as a family. 595 00:32:09,432 --> 00:32:10,600 [MIA] Mm-hmm. 596 00:32:13,687 --> 00:32:16,020 Man, you guys are… 597 00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,231 awesome. 598 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:23,445 Really cool. 599 00:32:23,446 --> 00:32:24,655 - Good, right? - Mm-hmm. 600 00:32:24,656 --> 00:32:26,448 Really good look. Mm-hmm. 601 00:32:26,449 --> 00:32:27,909 I want you to do it. 602 00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:30,952 What? 603 00:32:30,953 --> 00:32:33,037 Yeah, just gimme… Gimme like a fade. 604 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:35,708 - What the heck is a fade? - Give me a flattop. 605 00:32:35,709 --> 00:32:37,333 - I'm too high. - I'm too high, too. 606 00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:39,461 Just do whatever you want to do. 607 00:32:39,462 --> 00:32:41,172 This is a very big thing. 608 00:32:43,007 --> 00:32:46,802 I trust you. 609 00:32:46,803 --> 00:32:47,803 OK. 610 00:32:47,804 --> 00:32:48,930 Yeah? 611 00:32:50,306 --> 00:32:52,265 - OK, I'll do it. - OK. 612 00:32:52,266 --> 00:32:54,268 - Boy, oh boy. - OK. 613 00:32:55,352 --> 00:32:57,061 All right. One… 614 00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:58,189 Two… 615 00:32:59,148 --> 00:33:00,232 Three… 616 00:33:01,484 --> 00:33:02,234 [BUZZING] 617 00:33:05,572 --> 00:33:08,407 How is it? 618 00:33:14,581 --> 00:33:20,168 Wait, are you… Are you still gonna be attracted to me? 619 00:33:20,169 --> 00:33:24,464 I don't wanna have to go back to my stupid fluorescent cubicle tomorrow. 620 00:33:24,465 --> 00:33:26,675 You should call in sick. 621 00:33:26,676 --> 00:33:29,093 I used all my sick days. 622 00:33:29,094 --> 00:33:30,304 Oh. 623 00:33:31,848 --> 00:33:33,808 Come here. 624 00:33:34,475 --> 00:33:35,476 - Why? - Come here. 625 00:33:38,813 --> 00:33:41,148 - Ah! - [BOTH LAUGH] 626 00:33:48,490 --> 00:33:52,868 [ELLIOT] Now you got all my germs. You can't go. 627 00:33:52,869 --> 00:33:54,829 Can I tell you something? 628 00:33:58,959 --> 00:34:03,086 Yeah. 629 00:34:03,087 --> 00:34:04,296 I love you. 630 00:34:07,717 --> 00:34:11,513 I love you. 631 00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:17,811 I'm really in love with you. 632 00:34:18,268 --> 00:34:20,605 [PHONES RING] 633 00:34:22,398 --> 00:34:24,483 [WOMAN] Mia! 634 00:34:24,484 --> 00:34:28,403 Your work this last month has been unacceptable. 635 00:34:28,404 --> 00:34:30,781 You're late, you're distracted, 636 00:34:30,782 --> 00:34:34,283 you're negligent. You know, I had to resend the Nissan deck, 637 00:34:34,284 --> 00:34:38,079 because you didn't notice that the CMO's name was misspelled. 638 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,291 - I'm sorry. I just… - Do you want to keep this job? 639 00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:42,751 Of course. 640 00:34:42,752 --> 00:34:44,419 Then don't give me an excuse. 641 00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:47,338 Just make sure that this laziness or apathy or 642 00:34:47,339 --> 00:34:50,383 - whatever it is disappears. - OK. 643 00:34:50,384 --> 00:34:52,261 There's not gonna be another warning. 644 00:34:53,597 --> 00:34:55,639 Oh, and clean yourself up. 645 00:34:56,850 --> 00:34:58,183 You look like you just stumbled out of a Bushwick commune. 646 00:35:01,021 --> 00:35:02,438 I'm not lazy. 647 00:35:02,439 --> 00:35:04,188 You know that I'm not lazy. 648 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,107 I took a six a.m. train from Jersey, 649 00:35:06,108 --> 00:35:08,777 - because my boyfriend is sick… - Oh! 650 00:35:08,778 --> 00:35:10,070 Boyfriend drama 651 00:35:10,071 --> 00:35:12,072 is an excuse. 652 00:35:12,073 --> 00:35:13,616 Fuck you. 653 00:35:13,617 --> 00:35:16,242 - What? - Yeah. 654 00:35:16,243 --> 00:35:18,621 Fuck you! You think that you can talk to me like this? 655 00:35:18,622 --> 00:35:20,831 Like I'm not a fucking person? 656 00:35:20,832 --> 00:35:23,667 And you were the one that misspell the CMO's last name, 657 00:35:23,668 --> 00:35:26,252 because you spell like a fucking first-grader. 658 00:35:26,253 --> 00:35:27,756 Get out. 659 00:35:47,859 --> 00:35:52,030 See ya later, alligator. Fucking A. 660 00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:09,171 Same haircut. 661 00:36:11,758 --> 00:36:15,595 The tumor isn't responding to the treatment. 662 00:36:20,809 --> 00:36:25,186 I know that isn't an easy thing to hear. 663 00:36:25,187 --> 00:36:27,356 Well, I mean, there's… 664 00:36:27,357 --> 00:36:31,275 There's trials on, um, gemcetabine combined with docetaxel… 665 00:36:31,276 --> 00:36:34,071 Trials are not a viable option at this point. 666 00:36:34,072 --> 00:36:37,408 Could you have enrolled him in one earlier? 667 00:36:37,409 --> 00:36:38,909 We have to operate. 668 00:36:38,910 --> 00:36:40,494 Before the tumor metastasizes. 669 00:36:40,495 --> 00:36:41,662 Could you have put him in one or not? 670 00:36:41,663 --> 00:36:44,331 Could we just listen, Mia? 671 00:36:44,332 --> 00:36:47,459 It feels like I know more about Ewing's than everyone in this fucking hospital… 672 00:36:47,460 --> 00:36:49,420 All right, well, you don't, so stop talking. 673 00:36:49,421 --> 00:36:52,423 Normally, these discussions are held in private. 674 00:36:52,424 --> 00:36:54,007 You're doing me a favor? 675 00:36:54,008 --> 00:36:56,885 Me being here is a favor? 676 00:36:56,886 --> 00:36:58,471 [ELLIOT] Um… 677 00:36:59,723 --> 00:37:02,142 How often does the surgery work? 678 00:37:11,276 --> 00:37:15,988 [DOCTOR] About 20% of the time. 679 00:37:15,989 --> 00:37:17,699 [MIA] Do you want to just keep walking? 680 00:37:20,034 --> 00:37:23,996 [ELLIOT] I'm too cold. 681 00:37:23,997 --> 00:37:25,123 Hey! 682 00:37:27,584 --> 00:37:29,626 Hey, you know, you could apologize! 683 00:37:29,627 --> 00:37:30,961 Hey, fucking asshole! 684 00:37:30,962 --> 00:37:33,213 Hey, stop. 685 00:37:33,214 --> 00:37:36,300 Hey, I hope you choke on your beard, you cock-sucking little bitch! 686 00:37:36,301 --> 00:37:38,594 The fuck are you looking at? 687 00:37:38,595 --> 00:37:39,845 Go back to your iPhones, cunts! 688 00:37:39,846 --> 00:37:41,138 Fuck! 689 00:37:41,139 --> 00:37:43,182 [MIA] Just calm down, OK? 690 00:37:43,183 --> 00:37:45,058 People are looking at me like I'm handicapped or something! 691 00:37:45,059 --> 00:37:48,563 Because you're yelling mean things to people! 692 00:37:49,647 --> 00:37:52,065 Why are you so nice to me, huh? 693 00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:55,527 I'm ruining your life! You lost your job! 694 00:37:55,528 --> 00:37:57,321 - Because of me! - I quit my job! 695 00:37:57,322 --> 00:37:59,948 Leave! Before this gets worse! I'm serious, leave! 696 00:37:59,949 --> 00:38:01,450 I'm not going anywhere, Elliot! 697 00:38:01,451 --> 00:38:02,951 - You got it? - Please leave! 698 00:38:02,952 --> 00:38:04,828 - Stop! Stop! - Please leave. 699 00:38:04,829 --> 00:38:05,996 Listen to me. 700 00:38:05,997 --> 00:38:07,916 I'm not going anywhere. 701 00:38:17,259 --> 00:38:21,554 OK? 702 00:38:22,180 --> 00:38:23,807 I don't wanna die. 703 00:38:39,739 --> 00:38:43,660 ["OBSCENE DREAM" BY SEGO PLAYING] 704 00:38:57,340 --> 00:39:02,094 Ah! 705 00:39:02,095 --> 00:39:05,597 ♪ Livin' in an obscene dream ♪ 706 00:39:05,598 --> 00:39:09,311 ♪ Looking for the real thing ♪ 707 00:39:10,937 --> 00:39:13,523 ♪ Livin' in an obscene dream ♪ 708 00:39:15,108 --> 00:39:17,151 There you go. 709 00:39:17,152 --> 00:39:19,778 - You gotta do it. - No, no. I don't want to go to jail. 710 00:39:19,779 --> 00:39:22,283 Fuck the pigs! 711 00:39:22,448 --> 00:39:26,743 ♪ Note to self, the world ♪ ♪ is closing in all around you ♪ 712 00:39:26,744 --> 00:39:28,247 What are you doing? 713 00:39:29,581 --> 00:39:31,582 How long have they been in your closet for? 714 00:39:31,583 --> 00:39:33,375 [ELLIOT] It's not important. 715 00:39:33,376 --> 00:39:34,793 Well, what if they've gone bad? 716 00:39:34,794 --> 00:39:36,296 Drugs aren't like milk. 717 00:39:36,297 --> 00:39:37,547 Elliot, this could be bad for your body. 718 00:39:38,215 --> 00:39:39,216 That's the point, Mia. 719 00:39:50,101 --> 00:39:54,980 OK, hold on. 720 00:39:54,981 --> 00:39:57,399 Actually, the top five results are all saying 721 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,694 that there's a possible connection between ecstasy and curing cancer. 722 00:40:00,695 --> 00:40:02,447 That's great, 'cause I already took mine. 723 00:40:04,158 --> 00:40:08,493 - What? - Mm-hmm. 724 00:40:08,494 --> 00:40:11,039 Maybe I'll be cured. 725 00:40:12,166 --> 00:40:13,958 ["CREEPIN'" BY MOON DUO PLAYING] 726 00:40:18,046 --> 00:40:19,340 You're so soft. How'd you get so soft? 727 00:40:39,651 --> 00:40:44,655 Elliot, look at me. 728 00:40:44,656 --> 00:40:46,907 My girlfriend and I, we think you're very beautiful. 729 00:40:46,908 --> 00:40:48,993 I absolutely love your shoes. 730 00:40:50,036 --> 00:40:51,788 Um… 731 00:41:01,048 --> 00:41:05,592 I think… that your lips are just… kissable. 732 00:41:05,593 --> 00:41:06,928 [MIA] I like your nose ring. 733 00:41:07,929 --> 00:41:09,472 I was born with it. 734 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:21,776 [MIA CHUCKLES] 735 00:41:41,088 --> 00:41:46,218 That's the… bed. 736 00:42:00,732 --> 00:42:06,320 ["OUR LOVE WILL ALWAYS REMAIN" BY THE AQUADOLLS PLAYING] 737 00:42:06,321 --> 00:42:10,034 ♪ It's raining, it's raining ♪ ♪ I wish that it was sunny out ♪ 738 00:42:11,868 --> 00:42:14,246 ♪ It's chilly, so chilly I wish ♪ ♪ that it was summertime again ♪ 739 00:42:16,165 --> 00:42:18,417 ♪ So dear ♪ 740 00:42:20,169 --> 00:42:22,462 ♪ We're laughing ♪ ♪ and grooving and surfing… ♪ 741 00:42:22,463 --> 00:42:24,505 It's cool, you know? 742 00:42:24,506 --> 00:42:26,466 You look like Jason Statham now. 743 00:42:26,467 --> 00:42:27,716 Who is that again? 744 00:42:27,717 --> 00:42:29,343 The bald guy from, uh… 745 00:42:29,344 --> 00:42:30,511 I actually don't know what he's from. 746 00:42:30,512 --> 00:42:32,013 Movies about cars that blow up. 747 00:42:32,014 --> 00:42:34,057 - Point is: I'd hit it. - Thank you. 748 00:42:34,058 --> 00:42:35,599 I am hitting it. 749 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,185 When my cancer dick works. 750 00:42:37,186 --> 00:42:39,187 I think your cancer penis works so great. 751 00:42:39,188 --> 00:42:40,730 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 752 00:42:42,316 --> 00:42:43,983 Look, don't you have any friends for me? 753 00:42:43,984 --> 00:42:45,650 I mean, my regular dick works great. 754 00:42:45,651 --> 00:42:49,072 I mean, my roommates. 755 00:42:49,073 --> 00:42:50,531 Yep, they're obsessed with murder. 756 00:42:50,532 --> 00:42:51,615 Uh, anyone else? 757 00:42:51,616 --> 00:42:54,161 No, not really. 758 00:42:54,536 --> 00:42:57,372 Right, 'cause you're too busy claiming Elliot for yourself all the time. 759 00:42:59,291 --> 00:43:00,959 This naan is bomb. 760 00:43:03,795 --> 00:43:05,587 Should have it at my funeral. 761 00:43:05,588 --> 00:43:08,049 - What? - You should order Indian food, you know, 762 00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:09,092 for my funeral. 763 00:43:09,093 --> 00:43:11,552 Don't say shit like that. 764 00:43:11,553 --> 00:43:14,180 I just mean, I don't want it to be all somber and quiet, you know? 765 00:43:14,181 --> 00:43:15,306 I want people to have fun. 766 00:43:15,307 --> 00:43:16,890 Wear real clothes 767 00:43:16,891 --> 00:43:19,851 and get fucked up and only listen to Kanye. 768 00:43:19,852 --> 00:43:22,231 [MIA] Your surgery is gonna go great. 769 00:43:23,899 --> 00:43:26,568 And then, we'll do whatever you want. 770 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:55,804 - OK? - Yeah. What she said. 771 00:43:55,805 --> 00:43:56,932 Hey, Mia. 772 00:43:59,476 --> 00:44:03,437 Mm-hmm. 773 00:44:03,438 --> 00:44:05,274 Will you marry me? 774 00:44:07,151 --> 00:44:08,902 Wh… What? 775 00:44:10,362 --> 00:44:12,030 I just wanna know that I married you. 776 00:44:14,616 --> 00:44:16,909 You're the best. 777 00:44:16,910 --> 00:44:18,953 You're the most beautiful 778 00:44:18,954 --> 00:44:20,829 and the kindest. 779 00:44:20,830 --> 00:44:21,957 Yes. 780 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:26,460 - Yeah? - Yes! Fuck yes! 781 00:44:26,461 --> 00:44:28,337 Yes? I don't have a… 782 00:44:28,338 --> 00:44:30,548 - I don't have a ring, or… - I don't care. 783 00:44:30,549 --> 00:44:32,426 I don't care. 784 00:44:34,677 --> 00:44:36,387 To love and to hold 785 00:44:36,388 --> 00:44:38,973 from this day forward 786 00:44:38,974 --> 00:44:41,310 as long as we both shall live. 787 00:44:42,436 --> 00:44:44,354 With this ring, I thee wed. 788 00:44:46,607 --> 00:44:48,483 With this ring, 789 00:44:57,201 --> 00:45:01,496 I thee wed. 790 00:45:20,933 --> 00:45:25,728 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOG] 791 00:45:31,068 --> 00:45:35,655 [WOMAN SPEAKING FAINTLY OVER PA] 792 00:45:35,656 --> 00:45:37,157 Do you want to split Funyuns? 793 00:45:38,825 --> 00:45:39,952 I'm not hungry. 794 00:45:43,538 --> 00:45:47,291 Me neither. 795 00:45:47,292 --> 00:45:49,085 I didn't mean to take him away from you 796 00:45:49,086 --> 00:45:51,295 these past couple months. 797 00:45:51,296 --> 00:45:52,505 [MIA] He talks about you a lot. 798 00:45:52,506 --> 00:45:53,632 Don't do that. 799 00:45:56,426 --> 00:46:00,429 We, um… 800 00:46:00,430 --> 00:46:01,556 We got married. 801 00:46:03,141 --> 00:46:04,268 What? 802 00:46:05,394 --> 00:46:06,852 We got married. 803 00:46:06,853 --> 00:46:07,980 You got married? 804 00:46:09,356 --> 00:46:10,439 Yeah. 805 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,899 That's fucking crazy. 806 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:13,359 Why? What's the point? 807 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:14,653 Why do we need a point? 808 00:46:15,779 --> 00:46:17,655 To get married? 809 00:46:17,656 --> 00:46:19,865 Seems like you really thought it through. 810 00:46:19,866 --> 00:46:21,659 We wanted to do it, so we did. 811 00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:23,745 I'm sorry that that pisses you off so much. 812 00:46:23,746 --> 00:46:25,247 What did Paul and Rebecca say? 813 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,582 We were in a park, 814 00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:31,086 sitting on a bench, and he asked. 815 00:46:32,212 --> 00:46:34,463 Did you wear a dress? 816 00:46:34,464 --> 00:46:36,299 Jeans. 817 00:46:36,300 --> 00:46:38,592 Hmm. And Elliot? 818 00:46:38,593 --> 00:46:40,177 Also jeans. 819 00:46:40,178 --> 00:46:42,263 [REBECCA] Good. He's cute in jeans. 820 00:46:42,264 --> 00:46:44,558 Oh, my God. That was such a stupid thing to say. 821 00:46:46,351 --> 00:46:48,227 That's not. He does. 822 00:46:48,228 --> 00:46:49,979 I wish we could've been there. 823 00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,106 I know. 824 00:46:52,107 --> 00:46:54,568 I'm sorry. 825 00:46:57,654 --> 00:47:01,907 It was just like a… you know, a shotgun wedding. 826 00:47:01,908 --> 00:47:04,368 Honey, are you pregnant? 827 00:47:04,369 --> 00:47:06,871 What? No. No, no. 828 00:47:06,872 --> 00:47:08,289 No, I'm not. 829 00:47:08,290 --> 00:47:09,457 Oh, my God. You're pregnant. 830 00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:10,624 Holy fucking shit. 831 00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,251 Oh, no. No, I… I promise. 832 00:47:12,252 --> 00:47:13,919 I am not… definitely not pregnant. 833 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,004 Really. 834 00:47:15,005 --> 00:47:16,339 I'm sorry. 835 00:47:16,340 --> 00:47:18,591 - Then wh… - So, you meant, uh… 836 00:47:18,592 --> 00:47:19,592 What? 837 00:47:19,593 --> 00:47:22,137 Um, I just meant like… 838 00:47:23,472 --> 00:47:26,099 It felt like a… a ticking clock. 839 00:47:52,501 --> 00:47:57,172 You know? 840 00:48:03,387 --> 00:48:08,599 [TRISTEN'S "BABY DRUGS" PLAYING] 841 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,853 ♪ I will pick your clothes ♪ ♪ up in the morning ♪ 842 00:48:11,854 --> 00:48:15,232 [TEACHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 843 00:48:16,358 --> 00:48:18,611 ♪ I will put the coffee by the bed ♪ 844 00:48:21,781 --> 00:48:24,658 ♪ Baby, don't you want me ♪ ♪ to bring you those drugs? ♪ 845 00:48:24,659 --> 00:48:27,244 [TEACHER CONTINUES INDISTINCT LECTURE] 846 00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:30,080 ♪ Baby, don't you want me ♪ ♪ to bring you those drugs? ♪ 847 00:48:33,626 --> 00:48:35,919 ♪ To every pull there is a pusher ♪ 848 00:48:38,380 --> 00:48:42,383 [OVER EARPHONES] ♪ To get you right back ♪ ♪ where you started from ♪ 849 00:48:42,384 --> 00:48:43,510 Hey. 850 00:48:45,345 --> 00:48:46,596 Hey. 851 00:48:46,597 --> 00:48:48,139 Hi. 852 00:48:48,140 --> 00:48:49,974 Will you talk to me? 853 00:48:49,975 --> 00:48:51,268 I'm… I'm excited. 854 00:48:52,770 --> 00:48:56,063 You might change your mind once you meet her. 855 00:48:56,064 --> 00:48:58,817 You've done everything for me, right? 856 00:48:58,818 --> 00:49:00,653 We can spend a weekend with your mom. 857 00:49:02,028 --> 00:49:03,321 She's my mom, too, now. 858 00:49:09,202 --> 00:49:13,415 I am so sorry about that. 859 00:49:16,878 --> 00:49:21,590 [DOOR BELL RINGS] 860 00:49:21,591 --> 00:49:24,843 [SQUEALING] Oh, my baby, baby, baby. 861 00:49:24,844 --> 00:49:27,679 [TRACY] Finally coming to see me. 862 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,681 Look at you. 863 00:49:29,682 --> 00:49:31,182 This is Elliot. 864 00:49:31,183 --> 00:49:32,475 Hi, it's so nice to meet you, Mom. 865 00:49:32,476 --> 00:49:33,852 Come here. Hey. 866 00:49:33,853 --> 00:49:35,854 Mom. [LAUGHS] That's funny. 867 00:49:35,855 --> 00:49:36,855 That's a good one. [LAUGHS] 868 00:49:36,856 --> 00:49:38,022 Hey. Blake. 869 00:49:38,023 --> 00:49:39,566 Oh. 870 00:49:39,567 --> 00:49:41,025 - I've heard so much about you. - Yes. 871 00:49:41,026 --> 00:49:42,026 - Elliot. - Blake. 872 00:49:42,027 --> 00:49:43,277 [ELLIOT] Hey. 873 00:49:43,278 --> 00:49:45,112 Two beautiful Wolfensparker women. 874 00:49:45,113 --> 00:49:46,865 - Oh, yeah. - How lucky are we? Right? 875 00:49:46,866 --> 00:49:49,408 Actually, I changed my name. 876 00:49:49,409 --> 00:49:50,993 To what? 877 00:49:50,994 --> 00:49:52,580 To Elliot's last name, Baker. 878 00:49:55,165 --> 00:49:56,791 - That's… - Hey, you know what? 879 00:49:56,792 --> 00:49:58,250 - Um, Mia, give me your bag… - Oh, thank you. 880 00:49:58,251 --> 00:49:59,544 - Elliot… - Thank you. Yeah. 881 00:49:59,545 --> 00:50:01,462 [ELLIOT] One more, one more. 882 00:50:01,463 --> 00:50:03,715 - [BLAKE] Let's have a drink, right? - [MIA] Yes. 883 00:50:03,716 --> 00:50:04,966 - How's it going? - [TRACY] Look at you. You look so beautiful. 884 00:50:04,967 --> 00:50:06,718 - Hi. Yeah. - Isn't he great? 885 00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,720 [TRACY] He's cute isn't he? Blake? 886 00:50:08,721 --> 00:50:10,722 Oh, my God. Look at you. 887 00:50:10,723 --> 00:50:13,767 Why did she have to put the braces pictures in here? 888 00:50:13,768 --> 00:50:16,645 - I think pink's cute. - Yeah, but I had them until the 11th grade. 889 00:50:16,646 --> 00:50:18,647 That wouldn't have stopped me. 890 00:50:18,648 --> 00:50:19,731 Definitely would have. 891 00:50:19,732 --> 00:50:21,273 How do you know? 892 00:50:21,274 --> 00:50:25,402 Because… I kissed 3 boys in high school. 893 00:50:25,403 --> 00:50:26,780 Two felt me up. 894 00:50:26,781 --> 00:50:28,239 One fingered me. 895 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:30,116 And that is it. 896 00:50:31,494 --> 00:50:33,161 And when did you lose your virginity? 897 00:50:34,454 --> 00:50:35,664 Oh. 898 00:50:35,665 --> 00:50:37,206 Um. 899 00:50:37,207 --> 00:50:40,042 First semester, sophomore year of college. 900 00:50:40,043 --> 00:50:41,586 And who was he? 901 00:50:41,587 --> 00:50:43,713 And was it serious or… 902 00:50:43,714 --> 00:50:46,257 Zach Mancuso. 903 00:50:46,258 --> 00:50:48,010 I called him, "Ginger Zach." 904 00:50:49,804 --> 00:50:51,930 We had sex three and a half times. 905 00:50:51,931 --> 00:50:53,558 He sounds like a stud. 906 00:50:55,267 --> 00:50:56,894 Yeah. Real stud. 907 00:51:00,565 --> 00:51:05,569 [SIGHS] 908 00:51:05,570 --> 00:51:08,488 It's kind of weird that we haven't talked about this stuff. 909 00:51:08,489 --> 00:51:09,614 We're talking about it now. 910 00:51:09,615 --> 00:51:11,032 Yeah. 911 00:51:11,033 --> 00:51:12,785 It just seems kind of backwards. 912 00:51:14,286 --> 00:51:16,287 So, who was yours? 913 00:51:16,288 --> 00:51:19,206 Um… Tanya Wasserman. 914 00:51:19,207 --> 00:51:22,043 Guessing not sophomore year of college. 915 00:51:22,044 --> 00:51:24,253 It was freshman year. 916 00:51:24,254 --> 00:51:26,256 OK, so both late bloomers. 917 00:51:27,842 --> 00:51:32,053 It was freshman year of high school. 918 00:51:32,054 --> 00:51:35,766 You've had five more sex years than me. 919 00:51:42,105 --> 00:51:46,484 Yeah. So what? 920 00:51:46,485 --> 00:51:47,903 So, what's your number? 921 00:51:49,071 --> 00:51:50,989 My number? 922 00:51:50,990 --> 00:51:51,990 Yeah. 923 00:51:51,991 --> 00:51:53,116 Your number. 924 00:51:54,744 --> 00:51:57,787 Um… 12. 925 00:51:57,788 --> 00:51:59,247 I've had sex with four people. 926 00:52:00,290 --> 00:52:01,625 Including you. 927 00:52:01,626 --> 00:52:03,376 Including Vanessa. 928 00:52:03,377 --> 00:52:04,586 With Vanessa? 929 00:52:04,587 --> 00:52:06,546 The girl from the threesome. 930 00:52:06,547 --> 00:52:07,714 What? You didn't count her? 931 00:52:07,715 --> 00:52:08,841 That doesn't matter now. 932 00:52:10,509 --> 00:52:12,052 So, 13 girls. 933 00:52:12,053 --> 00:52:14,764 Who cares, huh? 934 00:52:16,557 --> 00:52:21,310 You're the only one I even look at now 935 00:52:21,311 --> 00:52:24,188 - You okay? - [LAUGHS] Yeah, thank you. 936 00:52:24,189 --> 00:52:26,566 [BLAKE] So, I run the grounds crew at the stadium. 937 00:52:26,567 --> 00:52:29,318 OK, so basically, I, um… I plant the grass. 938 00:52:29,319 --> 00:52:31,195 And then I water the grass. 939 00:52:31,196 --> 00:52:34,491 - [TRACY GIGGLES] - And then, I replace the grass. 940 00:52:34,492 --> 00:52:36,368 [BLAKE] But that's probably a whole more about grass 941 00:52:36,369 --> 00:52:37,869 that you don't want to hear about, right? 942 00:52:37,870 --> 00:52:39,663 But I do get to watch a lot of baseball. 943 00:52:39,664 --> 00:52:41,205 - Oh, that's so cool. - [BLAKE] Right? 944 00:52:41,206 --> 00:52:42,624 - Yeah. - What do you do, Elliot? 945 00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,042 Um. [CLEARS THROAT] 946 00:52:44,043 --> 00:52:45,835 I'm just taking some classes right now. 947 00:52:45,836 --> 00:52:47,545 Just getting back on his feet. 948 00:52:47,546 --> 00:52:48,630 Yeah. I'm on… I'm on my feet. 949 00:52:48,631 --> 00:52:50,340 Um… 950 00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:51,925 But, yeah, I'm… I'm learning how to code. 951 00:52:51,926 --> 00:52:53,927 And I wanna design apps. 952 00:52:53,928 --> 00:52:56,137 You know, that's the goal. At least it's something. 953 00:52:56,138 --> 00:52:58,263 And what about the cancer? 954 00:52:58,264 --> 00:53:00,809 I mean, are you going to the doctor? 955 00:53:00,810 --> 00:53:02,519 - You get check-ups? - Yeah. 956 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,521 Yeah. It's every six months. 957 00:53:04,522 --> 00:53:05,814 That's really brave of you, Elliot. 958 00:53:05,815 --> 00:53:07,065 I don't know how you do it. 959 00:53:07,066 --> 00:53:08,441 I don't know about brave. 960 00:53:08,442 --> 00:53:10,777 You know, I never had any choice. 961 00:53:10,778 --> 00:53:13,947 He is brave. Very, very brave. 962 00:53:13,948 --> 00:53:15,740 Getting married. Now that's brave. 963 00:53:15,741 --> 00:53:17,409 [TRACY AND BLAKE LAUGHING] 964 00:53:17,410 --> 00:53:20,202 Well, we're in love, so… 965 00:53:20,203 --> 00:53:21,705 it seems right. 966 00:53:21,706 --> 00:53:22,789 Well, it's right right now. 967 00:53:22,790 --> 00:53:23,832 Hey, come on. 968 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,249 Mom. 969 00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:27,251 Hey, I've been married twice. 970 00:53:27,252 --> 00:53:28,712 So, clearly, you know what you're talking about. 971 00:53:28,713 --> 00:53:30,339 [LAUGHING] 972 00:53:32,466 --> 00:53:34,926 Um, how'd you two meet? 973 00:53:34,927 --> 00:53:37,554 - Well, we, uh… - It's… you could tell 'em. 974 00:53:37,555 --> 00:53:39,681 - It's kind of random. - Online. Online, actually. 975 00:53:39,682 --> 00:53:41,975 - An app. - Oh. Oh, it's very modern of you. 976 00:53:41,976 --> 00:53:43,436 - Yeah. - So modern. 977 00:53:44,854 --> 00:53:46,312 Which, uh… which one? 978 00:53:46,313 --> 00:53:47,689 Bagel Meets Bagel. 979 00:53:47,690 --> 00:53:49,399 I thought it was a Jew thing. 980 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,736 Turns out, non-denominational. 981 00:54:04,874 --> 00:54:09,170 [TRACY] Maybe you can work for them, huh? 982 00:54:10,296 --> 00:54:14,674 [ELLIOT] You OK? 983 00:54:14,675 --> 00:54:15,968 You wanna talk about it? 984 00:54:19,221 --> 00:54:23,558 Mm-mmm. 985 00:54:23,559 --> 00:54:25,603 Yeah, 'cause, uh… 986 00:54:31,901 --> 00:54:35,904 I don't think it went that bad. 987 00:54:35,905 --> 00:54:37,031 Shit. 988 00:54:39,575 --> 00:54:41,826 I forgot condoms. You have condoms? 989 00:54:41,827 --> 00:54:44,704 I didn't have sex in high school, remember? 990 00:54:44,705 --> 00:54:45,831 Right. 991 00:54:48,210 --> 00:54:49,834 We could, um… 992 00:54:49,835 --> 00:54:51,544 I am not doing anal. 993 00:54:51,545 --> 00:54:53,546 No, baby, I wasn't gonna say anal. 994 00:54:53,547 --> 00:54:54,881 We could do mouth stuff. 995 00:54:54,882 --> 00:54:57,259 Sure, or we could just not use one. 996 00:54:57,260 --> 00:54:59,262 I mean, I don't have chemo cum anymore. 997 00:55:06,519 --> 00:55:11,190 - Yeah. - Yeah? 998 00:55:11,191 --> 00:55:13,609 Just don't finish inside me, OK? 999 00:55:14,819 --> 00:55:16,444 I love how you say finish. 1000 00:55:16,445 --> 00:55:17,571 So proper. 1001 00:55:18,989 --> 00:55:20,825 I have very good manners. 1002 00:55:23,410 --> 00:55:25,788 So, where should I finish? 1003 00:55:27,414 --> 00:55:29,291 Hmm. 1004 00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:30,584 The floor? 1005 00:55:31,877 --> 00:55:34,046 There's a rug. 1006 00:55:35,215 --> 00:55:39,009 Oh, yeah. 1007 00:55:40,262 --> 00:55:44,306 What about your tits? 1008 00:55:44,307 --> 00:55:45,640 OK, cool. 1009 00:55:45,641 --> 00:55:47,101 Cool. 1010 00:55:49,603 --> 00:55:54,399 Good plan. 1011 00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,277 [ELLIOT] It's going to be fine, right? 1012 00:55:56,278 --> 00:55:57,360 Promise. 1013 00:55:57,361 --> 00:55:59,070 How can you promise that? 1014 00:55:59,071 --> 00:56:00,573 'Cause it all ended up on your chest. 1015 00:56:01,532 --> 00:56:02,658 Pre-cum. 1016 00:56:05,494 --> 00:56:07,246 There was this girl, Molly Fishner. 1017 00:56:07,247 --> 00:56:10,039 She got pregnant two weeks before prom… 1018 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:11,457 because of pre-cum. 1019 00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:12,668 I don't believe that. 1020 00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:16,838 Maybe that was a hot tub incident. 1021 00:56:16,839 --> 00:56:19,300 You see? It's fine. 1022 00:56:19,301 --> 00:56:21,177 Still. You can't get pregnant, 1023 00:56:26,765 --> 00:56:31,353 so you don't fully understand. 1024 00:56:31,354 --> 00:56:32,813 What do you think about kids? 1025 00:56:34,274 --> 00:56:35,899 Kids? 1026 00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,026 Yeah. 1027 00:56:39,069 --> 00:56:40,404 Kids are cool. 1028 00:56:41,947 --> 00:56:43,241 I used to be one. 1029 00:56:46,869 --> 00:56:48,121 I mean, like, having them. 1030 00:56:50,998 --> 00:56:52,125 We're 23. 1031 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:54,710 Yeah. In the future. 1032 00:56:56,629 --> 00:56:58,004 I mean… 1033 00:56:58,005 --> 00:56:59,132 I guess, like… 1034 00:57:00,591 --> 00:57:02,344 If I'm 35, maybe. 1035 00:57:07,514 --> 00:57:11,976 If I'm healthy. 1036 00:57:11,977 --> 00:57:13,687 Why? Do you wanna have kids? 1037 00:57:17,483 --> 00:57:21,736 I don't know. 1038 00:57:21,737 --> 00:57:22,863 We can get a dog. 1039 00:57:26,033 --> 00:57:30,829 Hmm. 1040 00:57:35,918 --> 00:57:41,215 [SUPERORGANISM'S "NOBODY CARES" PLAYING] 1041 00:57:41,216 --> 00:57:44,467 ♪ Incomplete without tearing all the sleeves… ♪ 1042 00:57:44,468 --> 00:57:45,885 Hey, take your shirt off. 1043 00:57:45,886 --> 00:57:47,096 No, I don't want to. 1044 00:57:47,097 --> 00:57:48,222 OK. 1045 00:57:48,223 --> 00:57:49,264 [MIA] Ow! 1046 00:57:49,265 --> 00:57:50,349 Shit, are you OK? 1047 00:57:50,350 --> 00:57:52,267 - Yeah. - Yeah? All right. 1048 00:57:52,268 --> 00:57:54,187 [PROFESSOR LECTURING INDISTINCTLY] 1049 00:57:54,687 --> 00:57:57,648 ♪ Let's consult our favorite recipe ♪ 1050 00:57:59,025 --> 00:58:02,485 ♪ Nobody cares ♪ 1051 00:58:02,486 --> 00:58:03,820 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 1052 00:58:03,821 --> 00:58:05,698 ♪ Nobody cares… ♪ 1053 00:58:07,491 --> 00:58:09,368 So, what do you wanna watch? 1054 00:58:09,369 --> 00:58:10,494 I don't care. 1055 00:58:13,622 --> 00:58:14,999 What about Dirty Dancing? 1056 00:58:15,916 --> 00:58:16,916 Pass. 1057 00:58:16,917 --> 00:58:18,043 Have you seen it? 1058 00:58:18,044 --> 00:58:20,170 No. 1059 00:58:20,171 --> 00:58:22,714 Then you don't know what you're saying no to. 1060 00:58:22,715 --> 00:58:24,383 I don't want to watch a dance movie. 1061 00:58:24,384 --> 00:58:25,550 Sorry. 1062 00:58:25,551 --> 00:58:26,968 [CARS HONKING] 1063 00:58:26,969 --> 00:58:29,389 So, you do care what we watch, then. 1064 00:58:35,311 --> 00:58:40,691 ♪ Out we go into the world ♪ ♪ of scary eyes and lies ♪ 1065 00:58:42,193 --> 00:58:45,529 ♪ Low key, baby, I'm never ♪ ♪ feeling quite all right ♪ 1066 00:58:46,530 --> 00:58:50,159 ♪ Nobody cares ♪ 1067 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,494 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 1068 00:58:52,495 --> 00:58:55,621 ♪ Nobody cares ♪ 1069 00:58:55,622 --> 00:58:57,332 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 1070 00:58:57,333 --> 00:58:59,334 ♪ Nobody cares ♪ 1071 00:58:59,335 --> 00:59:01,545 [ELLIOT] So, who's staying in my room? 1072 00:59:03,214 --> 00:59:07,384 This big, tall dude from Germany named Henrik. 1073 00:59:07,385 --> 00:59:09,053 Yeah, it sounds cultural. 1074 00:59:09,054 --> 00:59:10,054 Hmm. 1075 00:59:10,055 --> 00:59:11,513 I guess. 1076 00:59:11,514 --> 00:59:12,931 Mostly, it's just weird. 1077 00:59:13,975 --> 00:59:16,060 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1078 00:59:16,061 --> 00:59:18,312 Everything's weird. 1079 00:59:18,313 --> 00:59:21,065 When did shit get so fucking weird? 1080 00:59:21,066 --> 00:59:23,692 Probably when you got a big, fat tumor… 1081 00:59:24,944 --> 00:59:29,114 and then married Mia. 1082 00:59:29,115 --> 00:59:31,741 Hey. Do you even like her? 1083 00:59:31,742 --> 00:59:32,909 Oh, forget it. I shouldn't have asked. 1084 00:59:32,910 --> 00:59:34,328 Yeah, I mean… 1085 00:59:34,329 --> 00:59:37,456 [STAMMERING] She's uh… She seems… 1086 00:59:37,457 --> 00:59:38,581 Yeah, she seems fine. 1087 00:59:38,582 --> 00:59:40,042 Fine? 1088 00:59:40,043 --> 00:59:41,960 Fine is good. Fine is positive. 1089 00:59:41,961 --> 00:59:43,253 She… 1090 00:59:43,254 --> 00:59:45,047 She's fine. She is… 1091 00:59:45,048 --> 00:59:46,423 No, no, no. That's not how you meant it, dawg. 1092 00:59:46,424 --> 00:59:48,092 OK, I'm just saying. 1093 00:59:48,093 --> 00:59:49,968 Can we just something positive… happy right now? 1094 00:59:49,969 --> 00:59:51,386 OK, like the opposite of sad. 1095 00:59:51,387 --> 00:59:54,098 Yeah. No, you're right. 1096 00:59:54,099 --> 00:59:55,933 - Let's go to the strip club. - Can't do that. 1097 00:59:55,934 --> 00:59:57,600 Why not? 1098 00:59:57,601 --> 00:59:59,520 'Cause that's not how marriage works. 1099 00:59:59,521 --> 01:00:00,521 Are you sure you know how marriage works? 1100 01:00:00,522 --> 01:00:02,647 All right, look. 1101 01:00:02,648 --> 01:00:04,857 Would your dad go to the strip club on a random Wednesday? 1102 01:00:04,858 --> 01:00:07,735 No, he avoids my mom by playing golf three times a week. 1103 01:00:07,736 --> 01:00:09,654 - That's what he do. - Look. It's like this. 1104 01:00:09,655 --> 01:00:11,490 You spend all your time together. 1105 01:00:11,491 --> 01:00:12,908 Right? Like, you are always together. 1106 01:00:12,909 --> 01:00:14,576 And then if you're not, 1107 01:00:14,577 --> 01:00:15,995 you have to tell the other person where you are. 1108 01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:19,747 But you never had a bachelor party. 1109 01:00:19,748 --> 01:00:21,166 - No. - Yes. 1110 01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:22,708 - Nico, no. - Ah-ha! It is a rule. 1111 01:00:22,709 --> 01:00:24,294 No, no. Fuck, no. 1112 01:00:24,295 --> 01:00:26,922 All husbands must have bachelor parties. 1113 01:00:26,923 --> 01:00:28,631 - No, man. - Yes. 1114 01:00:28,632 --> 01:00:30,551 - No, no, no, no. - We are going to the strip club. 1115 01:00:30,552 --> 01:00:32,344 - No, no. - [NEIGHS] 1116 01:00:32,345 --> 01:00:34,097 [ORE'S "HANDS ON THE WALL" PLAYING] 1117 01:00:35,932 --> 01:00:37,976 ♪ I know it ain't for free ♪ 1118 01:00:39,768 --> 01:00:44,065 ♪ Hands on the wall ♪ 1119 01:00:49,653 --> 01:00:53,907 Look at your little baby face. 1120 01:00:53,908 --> 01:00:55,700 [WHISPERS] Hey. 1121 01:00:55,701 --> 01:00:59,997 Hmm? 1122 01:00:59,998 --> 01:01:02,125 My checkup with Harden is on Thursday. 1123 01:01:06,212 --> 01:01:10,300 I know. It's in my calendar. 1124 01:01:11,426 --> 01:01:15,221 What if it's back? 1125 01:01:20,476 --> 01:01:25,688 It's not back. 1126 01:01:25,689 --> 01:01:27,191 Mia, do you want to go over the kombucha deck after lunch? 1127 01:01:27,192 --> 01:01:29,318 Yeah, sure. 1128 01:01:29,319 --> 01:01:32,613 [DAVID] Also, how do you feel about making the presentation? 1129 01:01:32,614 --> 01:01:35,657 - Uh, to you guys? - To the client. [LAUGHS] 1130 01:01:35,658 --> 01:01:37,118 Really? 1131 01:01:38,036 --> 01:01:38,661 Yeah, you built most of it. 1132 01:01:48,046 --> 01:01:52,217 Um, when is it? 1133 01:01:55,345 --> 01:01:59,722 [PHONE PINGS] 1134 01:01:59,723 --> 01:02:00,850 [TEXT MESSAGE SWOOSHES] 1135 01:02:05,521 --> 01:02:10,067 [TEXT MESSAGE SWOOSHES] 1136 01:02:10,068 --> 01:02:11,944 …it increases brand awareness. 1137 01:02:11,945 --> 01:02:13,528 Having something young and fresh, 1138 01:02:13,529 --> 01:02:15,656 bringing colors in, images, I think… 1139 01:02:15,657 --> 01:02:18,242 [PAUL] So, it was completely clear? 1140 01:02:18,243 --> 01:02:21,453 Yeah, she said it was all good. 1141 01:02:21,454 --> 01:02:22,454 [PAUL] What else did she say? 1142 01:02:22,455 --> 01:02:24,331 Not much. 1143 01:02:24,332 --> 01:02:27,542 You know, she said, "I'll see you in a couple of months." 1144 01:02:27,543 --> 01:02:29,086 And we talked about her kids a lot. 1145 01:02:29,087 --> 01:02:30,295 Oh, you are so strong. 1146 01:02:30,296 --> 01:02:31,505 The strongest. 1147 01:02:31,506 --> 01:02:33,091 Elliot: one. Cancer: zero. 1148 01:02:34,425 --> 01:02:35,760 Feels like more than one. 1149 01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:39,554 I was just… just making a joke. 1150 01:02:39,555 --> 01:02:42,349 Yeah, like ones and zeros. Binary code. 1151 01:02:42,350 --> 01:02:44,142 Was that it? 1152 01:02:44,143 --> 01:02:46,186 You were making a reference to binary code? 1153 01:02:46,187 --> 01:02:47,896 Yeah. Sort of. 1154 01:02:47,897 --> 01:02:49,439 I'm just trying to deconstruct the joke. 1155 01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:51,358 - I know. I know. [LAUGHS] - I'm translating… 1156 01:02:51,359 --> 01:02:55,153 That's funny. So, Mia, what's going on with you? 1157 01:02:55,154 --> 01:02:58,824 Um, I actually did my first presentation to a client today. 1158 01:02:58,825 --> 01:03:00,993 - [REBECCA] And? - That… that was your big thing? 1159 01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:02,703 It was the presentation. 1160 01:03:02,704 --> 01:03:03,704 Yes. 1161 01:03:03,705 --> 01:03:05,205 Yeah. It was. 1162 01:03:05,206 --> 01:03:07,249 [REBECCA] So, how did it go? 1163 01:03:07,250 --> 01:03:08,333 It went really well. 1164 01:03:08,334 --> 01:03:10,460 It was… it was great. 1165 01:03:10,461 --> 01:03:12,879 Good. 1166 01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,300 Well, there's no better feeling than to see you two doing so well. 1167 01:03:16,301 --> 01:03:18,261 [REBECCA] Now we have so much to celebrate. 1168 01:03:19,220 --> 01:03:23,432 To you two. 1169 01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:25,142 [MIA] I told you that I was sorry. 1170 01:03:25,143 --> 01:03:26,935 Yeah. In a text. 1171 01:03:26,936 --> 01:03:28,979 Like, ten minutes before the appointment. 1172 01:03:28,980 --> 01:03:30,314 There were more emojis than words. 1173 01:03:30,315 --> 01:03:31,941 It was an opportunity… 1174 01:03:33,234 --> 01:03:35,402 at a job that I actually like. 1175 01:03:35,403 --> 01:03:37,863 Was it more important than finding out if my cancer's back? 1176 01:03:37,864 --> 01:03:38,990 That's not fair. 1177 01:03:42,535 --> 01:03:43,910 How do you think the bills get paid? 1178 01:03:43,911 --> 01:03:46,079 Out of curiosity. 1179 01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:48,665 You're the one that said I need time to get back on my feet. 1180 01:03:48,666 --> 01:03:51,460 Elliot, you sit at home and smoke weed 1181 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:54,464 and play video games, while I go and work. 1182 01:03:55,173 --> 01:03:56,549 I'm sorry. We don't all have it together like you. 1183 01:03:59,844 --> 01:04:03,055 Your stuff has always come first. 1184 01:04:03,056 --> 01:04:06,433 - That's… that's because I… - I know. I know. 1185 01:04:06,434 --> 01:04:10,355 I don't regret anything. Of course not. 1186 01:04:11,189 --> 01:04:14,442 I wish I could clone myself and be there for you every second of every day. 1187 01:04:15,819 --> 01:04:17,861 But I have to focus on my life, too. 1188 01:04:17,862 --> 01:04:21,406 Oh, and I'm… I'm stopping you from doing that? 1189 01:04:21,407 --> 01:04:25,703 I mean, I never asked you to put your life on hold. 1190 01:04:25,704 --> 01:04:29,791 You know, and… and just because you talk in this even tone, 1191 01:04:29,792 --> 01:04:31,793 it doesn't make you right. 1192 01:04:31,794 --> 01:04:33,712 I just want us to be on the same team. 1193 01:04:39,050 --> 01:04:43,137 And I just want a real apology. 1194 01:04:44,263 --> 01:04:45,972 I think… 1195 01:04:45,973 --> 01:04:47,683 that maybe you should talk to other people 1196 01:04:47,684 --> 01:04:49,018 that have been through this. 1197 01:04:53,231 --> 01:04:57,944 I can't do it by myself. 1198 01:05:01,698 --> 01:05:06,786 I wish we had another fucking room. 1199 01:05:06,787 --> 01:05:08,787 [CANCER SURVIVOR] I mean, it's not exactly easy 1200 01:05:08,788 --> 01:05:10,956 to start dating again, especially when you have one nut. 1201 01:05:10,957 --> 01:05:14,918 You know, I'm 44. Twice divorced. 1202 01:05:14,919 --> 01:05:17,379 And I just thought you'd like to know I have one nut. 1203 01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:19,548 But… but we can still try and have kids. 1204 01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:22,844 I mean, theoretically, it's possible. Though… 1205 01:05:22,845 --> 01:05:25,720 one day, they'll probably get cancer in their nuts, too. 1206 01:05:25,721 --> 01:05:28,140 [MIA] …me being on my fucking phone? Just be aware. 1207 01:05:28,141 --> 01:05:32,854 I don't know what you thought I was gonna do. It's one day of the year! 1208 01:05:32,855 --> 01:05:36,022 [CANCER SURVIVOR] Every time I talk to my sister, in the back of my mind, 1209 01:05:36,023 --> 01:05:38,984 I'm like, "Fuck you for not visiting me once." 1210 01:05:38,985 --> 01:05:43,698 But it's a big deal if I miss her six-year-old's birthday party. 1211 01:05:43,699 --> 01:05:45,365 [CANCER SURVIVOR #2] I had full coverage. 1212 01:05:45,366 --> 01:05:48,828 Somehow, I still got a bill for $98,000 1213 01:05:48,829 --> 01:05:51,496 for a single treatment, which didn't even fucking work. 1214 01:05:51,497 --> 01:05:54,458 - [INTERVIEWER] You majored in sociology? - [ELLIOT] Yeah. 1215 01:05:54,459 --> 01:05:56,084 You think that could help you sell shoes? 1216 01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:57,879 Yeah. I mean, you know, um… 1217 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,006 being aware of peoples' backgrounds, uh… 1218 01:06:01,007 --> 01:06:02,759 demographic trends. 1219 01:06:04,010 --> 01:06:05,385 [CLEARS THROAT] 1220 01:06:05,386 --> 01:06:07,512 Your last job was at a sandwich place. 1221 01:06:07,513 --> 01:06:08,639 [ELLIOT] Yeah. 1222 01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:09,724 I love turkey sandwiches. 1223 01:06:09,725 --> 01:06:11,559 Same. Yeah. 1224 01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,936 But that was, uh, a year ago. 1225 01:06:13,937 --> 01:06:16,564 You haven't had a job in the last year? 1226 01:06:16,565 --> 01:06:19,734 No, it's, um, it's been kind of a weird year. 1227 01:06:19,735 --> 01:06:22,235 - Uh, got married. - Wow. 1228 01:06:22,236 --> 01:06:23,236 Um, yeah. 1229 01:06:23,237 --> 01:06:24,948 Actually, I, uh… 1230 01:06:26,199 --> 01:06:27,199 started building an app. 1231 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,283 Cool. 1232 01:06:28,284 --> 01:06:30,410 Can I see it? 1233 01:06:30,411 --> 01:06:32,748 Uh, no, it's… it's not quite ready yet, 1234 01:06:34,332 --> 01:06:37,375 but maybe a couple months. 1235 01:06:37,376 --> 01:06:41,297 Did Mia tell you that she started to sign two new clients? 1236 01:06:44,801 --> 01:06:49,388 No, they're really lucky to have you. 1237 01:06:56,897 --> 01:07:01,692 Oh, God. I'm single as fuck. 1238 01:07:01,693 --> 01:07:04,778 So, uh, what do you do for work, Elliot? 1239 01:07:04,779 --> 01:07:07,239 I don't work. 1240 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,825 I'm just kidding. I'm a… I'm an underwater welder. 1241 01:07:09,826 --> 01:07:11,409 Really? 1242 01:07:11,410 --> 01:07:14,287 Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's, uh, very dangerous. 1243 01:07:14,288 --> 01:07:17,833 But you're… uh, you're feeling OK? All right? 1244 01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:19,460 Yeah. 1245 01:07:19,461 --> 01:07:21,378 Uh, Mia had said that you'd been sick, 1246 01:07:21,379 --> 01:07:23,714 but that you're in remission now. 1247 01:07:23,715 --> 01:07:25,841 That's what the doctors tell me. 1248 01:07:25,842 --> 01:07:28,219 That's good to hear, man. 1249 01:07:29,555 --> 01:07:30,137 My grandma died of cancer. 1250 01:07:33,809 --> 01:07:35,602 I've got to pee. 1251 01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:58,416 [CHATTERING, LAUGHTER] 1252 01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:02,336 What if I say, "Want a hand job" right here? 1253 01:08:03,422 --> 01:08:04,548 There's someone. 1254 01:08:06,008 --> 01:08:07,133 Yeah. 1255 01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:11,344 She's not gonna care. 1256 01:08:11,345 --> 01:08:13,389 [ELLIOT] Does that dude hit on you every day? 1257 01:08:15,224 --> 01:08:19,228 You're not fun. 1258 01:08:27,613 --> 01:08:32,282 What? 1259 01:08:32,283 --> 01:08:33,826 Well, I'm feeling a lot better. 1260 01:08:33,827 --> 01:08:34,952 That's good. 1261 01:08:37,371 --> 01:08:39,082 Can you look up from your phone? 1262 01:08:41,917 --> 01:08:43,460 [PHONE THUDS ON TABLE] 1263 01:08:43,461 --> 01:08:44,503 What? 1264 01:08:44,504 --> 01:08:46,714 You're being a dick. 1265 01:08:46,715 --> 01:08:49,299 Do you know how many times I took care of you when you were sick? 1266 01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:50,968 I had cancer. 1267 01:08:50,969 --> 01:08:52,510 Mia, you had too many picklebacks. 1268 01:08:52,511 --> 01:08:53,638 It doesn't matter. 1269 01:08:53,639 --> 01:08:55,389 It 100% does matter. 1270 01:08:55,390 --> 01:08:57,474 OK, you're right. It matters. 1271 01:08:57,475 --> 01:08:59,351 Besides, I thought you said you were done taking care of me. 1272 01:08:59,352 --> 01:09:00,769 - I never said that. - Yes, you did. 1273 01:09:00,770 --> 01:09:02,647 You did say that. You said that life 1274 01:09:02,648 --> 01:09:04,523 life rolls on or whatever. 1275 01:09:04,524 --> 01:09:06,273 You know, that you need to… to focus on yourself. 1276 01:09:06,274 --> 01:09:08,527 No, I said that we both need to move forward. 1277 01:09:08,528 --> 01:09:10,780 And I'm fucking trying, Mia. 1278 01:09:10,781 --> 01:09:12,572 You know, tonight, one of your coworkers 1279 01:09:12,573 --> 01:09:15,660 said that her grandmother died from cancer? 1280 01:09:15,661 --> 01:09:17,411 I mean, wh… what am I supposed to do with that? 1281 01:09:17,412 --> 01:09:19,664 You can't blame me for what other people say. 1282 01:09:19,665 --> 01:09:21,456 Do you know the recurrence rate of Ewing's? 1283 01:09:21,457 --> 01:09:24,794 Do you know the long-term side-effects of radiation? 1284 01:09:24,795 --> 01:09:26,711 Do you know that the metal plate 1285 01:09:26,712 --> 01:09:28,964 keeping my fucking hips together hurts 1286 01:09:28,965 --> 01:09:31,634 every time I stand on it for more than five minutes. 1287 01:09:31,635 --> 01:09:34,010 Of course I do because I'm the one that did the research, 1288 01:09:34,011 --> 01:09:36,304 and you're the one that said, "Fuck statistics." 1289 01:09:36,305 --> 01:09:39,975 Whenever anybody looks at me, all they see is a sick person. 1290 01:09:40,727 --> 01:09:42,395 Because you're not giving them anything else to see. 1291 01:09:45,899 --> 01:09:49,151 Fuck you. 1292 01:09:49,152 --> 01:09:52,571 ♪ Do you spare me a thought ♪ ♪ through the day? ♪ 1293 01:09:52,572 --> 01:09:54,865 ♪ Let me know, let me know ♪ 1294 01:09:54,866 --> 01:09:56,951 ♪ Let me know ♪ 1295 01:09:56,952 --> 01:10:00,037 ♪ If you just want me ♪ ♪ to stay away, let me know ♪ 1296 01:10:00,038 --> 01:10:02,373 ♪ Let me know, let me know ♪ 1297 01:10:02,374 --> 01:10:04,166 ♪ Let me know ♪ 1298 01:10:04,167 --> 01:10:06,251 ♪ Do you still want to go to France? ♪ 1299 01:10:06,252 --> 01:10:07,795 ♪ Let me know ♪ 1300 01:10:07,796 --> 01:10:11,340 ♪ Let me know, let me know ♪ 1301 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:13,968 ♪ If you never wanna see me again ♪ 1302 01:10:13,969 --> 01:10:16,137 ♪ Let me know, let me know ♪ 1303 01:10:16,138 --> 01:10:18,139 ♪ Let me know ♪ 1304 01:10:18,140 --> 01:10:20,183 [GALIMATIAS'S "LET ME KNOW" CONTINUES] 1305 01:10:30,402 --> 01:10:34,698 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1306 01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:41,287 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1307 01:10:41,288 --> 01:10:43,998 Hey, I've been thinking about you all day. 1308 01:10:43,999 --> 01:10:45,833 …no, I know. We're going to Horse Bar. 1309 01:10:45,834 --> 01:10:47,501 Right now? 1310 01:10:47,502 --> 01:10:49,962 Yes, I want to get a burrito on the way. 1311 01:10:49,963 --> 01:10:53,215 [NICO] Bro, I just saw the fattest rat in the bathroom. 1312 01:10:53,216 --> 01:10:54,676 [ELLIOT] I texted Mikey. 1313 01:10:54,926 --> 01:10:56,928 [INDISTINCT CHATTER AND BAR NOISE] 1314 01:10:59,473 --> 01:11:01,141 [AMBULANCE SIREN IN THE DISTANCE] 1315 01:11:03,268 --> 01:11:05,478 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1316 01:11:05,479 --> 01:11:07,062 Uh, your wife just got here. 1317 01:11:07,063 --> 01:11:08,231 [RANDOM GIRL] You're married? 1318 01:11:08,232 --> 01:11:09,565 Yeah, he is. 1319 01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:11,317 Mia, what are you doing here? 1320 01:11:11,318 --> 01:11:13,195 [MIA] Will you come outside for a second? 1321 01:11:16,698 --> 01:11:21,326 Please. 1322 01:11:21,327 --> 01:11:23,204 What? Are you tracking my phone? 1323 01:11:23,205 --> 01:11:24,456 How'd you know where I was? 1324 01:11:25,332 --> 01:11:27,374 You butt dialed me. 1325 01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:29,502 OK. OK? 1326 01:11:29,503 --> 01:11:32,296 OK. What? You… you came all the way out here to tell me that? 1327 01:11:32,297 --> 01:11:33,965 - See you, Elliot. - [RANDOM GIRL] Bye. 1328 01:11:35,467 --> 01:11:37,593 - Who the fuck is that? - Who knows? Some girl. 1329 01:11:37,594 --> 01:11:40,095 Did you hook up with her? 1330 01:11:40,096 --> 01:11:42,348 If you're gonna make accusations, I'm gonna go back inside, all right? 1331 01:11:42,349 --> 01:11:44,683 I'm not accusing you. You just did. 1332 01:11:44,684 --> 01:11:46,852 Like how you accused me of hooking up with David? 1333 01:11:46,853 --> 01:11:48,479 Fuck this. 1334 01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:49,730 - Elliot. - What?! What? 1335 01:11:49,731 --> 01:11:50,898 What? 1336 01:11:50,899 --> 01:11:52,234 Hmm? 1337 01:11:52,235 --> 01:11:54,027 - What are we doing? - Arguing! 1338 01:11:55,279 --> 01:11:59,616 [SHOUTING] Again! 1339 01:11:59,950 --> 01:12:01,034 We have been through… 1340 01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:10,376 everything together. 1341 01:12:10,377 --> 01:12:12,171 I love you so much. 1342 01:12:13,630 --> 01:12:16,424 More than anything on this fucking planet! 1343 01:12:17,592 --> 01:12:19,219 Why? 1344 01:12:19,220 --> 01:12:21,011 Why can't we get through whatever this is? 1345 01:12:21,012 --> 01:12:22,722 Because if I hadn't been sick, 1346 01:12:32,983 --> 01:12:37,028 I never would've asked you to marry me. 1347 01:12:45,246 --> 01:12:49,541 [SOBBING] 1348 01:12:55,298 --> 01:12:59,884 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOG] 1349 01:12:59,885 --> 01:13:01,677 And you put in your emotions… 1350 01:13:01,678 --> 01:13:04,805 Uh, you put in your… 1351 01:13:04,806 --> 01:13:09,227 your… your financial, you know, prospects. 1352 01:13:09,228 --> 01:13:12,147 Um, you know, if you're PMS-ing or… 1353 01:13:12,148 --> 01:13:13,856 If I'm PMS-ing? 1354 01:13:13,857 --> 01:13:15,024 You wanna come home with me? 1355 01:13:15,025 --> 01:13:16,525 Uh, no. 1356 01:13:16,526 --> 01:13:18,320 Well, I can come home with you because 1357 01:13:18,321 --> 01:13:19,862 I'm actually crashing on a couch right now, so. 1358 01:13:19,863 --> 01:13:21,114 Oh, it's still a no. 1359 01:13:21,115 --> 01:13:22,616 Thanks for the drink, though. 1360 01:13:24,618 --> 01:13:26,786 Hey, wh… where are you going? 1361 01:13:35,045 --> 01:13:39,549 Hey… girl. 1362 01:13:57,651 --> 01:14:01,947 [POLICE SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE] 1363 01:14:12,208 --> 01:14:16,627 [MICROWAVE BEEPING] 1364 01:14:16,628 --> 01:14:18,837 Hey. Wanna grab a coffee? 1365 01:14:18,838 --> 01:14:21,299 Um… 1366 01:14:21,300 --> 01:14:22,883 You know, I've got… I've got a lot 1367 01:14:22,884 --> 01:14:24,094 of work to do, so. 1368 01:14:24,095 --> 01:14:26,221 OK. 1369 01:14:26,222 --> 01:14:28,931 It's kind of blatant how you're avoiding me. 1370 01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:31,976 Yeah, about that. Um… 1371 01:14:31,977 --> 01:14:34,770 You know, I think that that was like a… like a one time thing. 1372 01:14:34,771 --> 01:14:37,773 And, you know, I think that, you know, you're so smart, 1373 01:14:37,774 --> 01:14:40,276 and… and we work together, and you're such a great boss. 1374 01:14:40,277 --> 01:14:42,903 Not that I want to acknowledge that you're my boss right now, but I… 1375 01:14:42,904 --> 01:14:44,447 Mia, I agree. 1376 01:14:44,448 --> 01:14:46,657 - Oh, you do. - Yeah. 1377 01:14:46,658 --> 01:14:49,120 And I'm kind of seeing someone right now, so we're good. 1378 01:14:50,829 --> 01:14:53,331 - Oh. - Let's just focus on the work 1379 01:14:53,332 --> 01:14:55,375 and try not to make things awkward. 1380 01:14:55,376 --> 01:14:56,792 Definitely. 1381 01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:59,421 On the same page. 1382 01:14:59,422 --> 01:15:01,922 Just gonna… I'll just get back on to the work. 1383 01:15:01,923 --> 01:15:03,800 Keep on doing what you're doing. 1384 01:15:05,719 --> 01:15:11,182 - Yes. - All right. 1385 01:15:11,183 --> 01:15:13,393 [SCIENTIST ON TV] …is not a current rate of emissions. 1386 01:15:13,394 --> 01:15:15,561 No, it's all emissions we've caused so far. 1387 01:15:15,562 --> 01:15:17,439 So, you guys moved off murder docs, huh? 1388 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:19,442 Global warming is still murder. 1389 01:15:22,193 --> 01:15:26,530 - Yeah, it's just murder of the natural world. - [DOOR UNLOCKS] 1390 01:15:26,531 --> 01:15:28,199 And that's Lauren. 1391 01:15:28,200 --> 01:15:30,410 She lives in your old room. 1392 01:15:30,411 --> 01:15:32,704 Yeah, and she eats corndogs and leaves the sticks everywhere. 1393 01:15:32,997 --> 01:15:34,498 - It's so gross. - So disgusting. 1394 01:15:37,084 --> 01:15:39,044 Can I, uh… 1395 01:15:39,045 --> 01:15:40,296 [MIA] Could I hit that? 1396 01:15:42,506 --> 01:15:44,507 Inhale. Inhale. Inhale. [BUBBLING NOISE] 1397 01:15:44,508 --> 01:15:45,633 Yes! Now lift it. 1398 01:15:46,634 --> 01:15:48,595 [LAUGHING] Yes! 1399 01:15:50,597 --> 01:15:55,143 [PHONE RINGING] 1400 01:15:55,144 --> 01:15:56,603 You've been smoking and drinking excessively? 1401 01:15:57,896 --> 01:15:59,314 Sometimes. 1402 01:15:59,315 --> 01:16:01,607 What the fuck? 1403 01:16:01,608 --> 01:16:04,902 I… I didn't know doctors could say "fuck" to their patients. 1404 01:16:04,903 --> 01:16:07,738 We can when the patient is behaving like an idiot. 1405 01:16:07,739 --> 01:16:10,241 I… look, can you give me any medical information? 1406 01:16:10,242 --> 01:16:13,745 Your esophagus is inflamed and irritated. 1407 01:16:15,914 --> 01:16:21,044 - That's all? - That's all. 1408 01:16:21,045 --> 01:16:23,296 I don't know if the cancer is going to come back. 1409 01:16:23,297 --> 01:16:27,008 I can only imagine how that weighs on you. 1410 01:16:27,009 --> 01:16:31,179 But everything's uncertain every day. 1411 01:16:31,180 --> 01:16:34,349 You've fought really hard to make your body whole again. 1412 01:16:34,350 --> 01:16:36,559 What does Mia say about all this? 1413 01:16:39,271 --> 01:16:40,980 Congrats on actually looking like your profile picture. 1414 01:16:40,981 --> 01:16:42,941 Uh… [GIGGLES] 1415 01:16:42,942 --> 01:16:45,401 - I'm just… I'm just being honest. - You, too. 1416 01:16:45,402 --> 01:16:49,738 I, uh… I hate how we all act like we don't do these things 1417 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,909 - just based on a bunch of pictures. - Yeah. 1418 01:16:52,910 --> 01:16:54,494 Yeah. No, I… I guess that's true. 1419 01:16:54,495 --> 01:16:56,329 Yeah, I, uh… I normally swipe left, so… 1420 01:16:56,330 --> 01:16:58,622 Too many ripped dudes at the beach, 1421 01:16:58,623 --> 01:17:00,707 bumping the saturation. 1422 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:03,337 Exactly. 1423 01:17:03,837 --> 01:17:08,007 This is, uh… this is actually my first Tinder date. 1424 01:17:08,008 --> 01:17:09,259 - Really? - Yeah. 1425 01:17:09,260 --> 01:17:10,885 I am honored, then. 1426 01:17:10,886 --> 01:17:14,638 I mean, I had an account before, but, um… 1427 01:17:14,639 --> 01:17:16,474 looked at it more conceptually. 1428 01:17:16,475 --> 01:17:20,186 What made you look at it, uh, not conceptually? 1429 01:17:20,187 --> 01:17:22,188 Oh, you know, a break up. 1430 01:17:22,189 --> 01:17:23,689 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1431 01:17:23,690 --> 01:17:24,816 Me, too. 1432 01:17:25,817 --> 01:17:27,527 Yeah. 1433 01:17:27,528 --> 01:17:30,114 So, uh, wh… what happened? 1434 01:17:31,365 --> 01:17:33,366 I don't know. Um… 1435 01:17:33,367 --> 01:17:35,951 So, you're from, uh… you're from Minnesota, right? 1436 01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:39,289 - Nice pivot. - [LAUGHS] Thank you. 1437 01:17:39,290 --> 01:17:42,250 Listen, why don't we just stop this first date stuff, 1438 01:17:42,251 --> 01:17:46,045 and just kind of, like maybe, I don't know… 1439 01:17:46,046 --> 01:17:47,714 it's like the fourth date? 1440 01:17:48,382 --> 01:17:48,841 Can we just do that? 1441 01:17:52,428 --> 01:17:53,678 OK. Uh… 1442 01:17:55,306 --> 01:17:56,598 Well, I was married. 1443 01:17:56,599 --> 01:17:58,933 OK. 1444 01:17:58,934 --> 01:18:01,186 Well, if you don't feel comfortable, you don't have to tell me 1445 01:18:01,187 --> 01:18:04,439 the reason why, and we can just talk about… 1446 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:06,483 Minnesota. 1447 01:18:08,068 --> 01:18:13,072 No, I… I was really married. 1448 01:18:13,073 --> 01:18:15,491 Wait, aren't you… aren't you like, uh, 23? 1449 01:18:15,492 --> 01:18:16,784 Yup. 1450 01:18:19,163 --> 01:18:20,746 You were married at what? Like, 19? 1451 01:18:20,747 --> 01:18:23,750 And then divorced at 20, 22? 1452 01:18:24,627 --> 01:18:26,921 I… 1453 01:18:27,171 --> 01:18:32,049 I guess, technically, I'm… I'm still married? 1454 01:18:32,050 --> 01:18:35,512 Uh, but we're not… we're not together 1455 01:18:37,932 --> 01:18:42,228 or anything. 1456 01:18:43,604 --> 01:18:47,357 Oh. [CHUCKLES] Um… 1457 01:18:47,358 --> 01:18:49,652 Yeah, you might want to put that, uh, on your profile. 1458 01:18:52,196 --> 01:18:54,280 [WOMAN ON TV] Andy's not in here. 1459 01:18:54,281 --> 01:18:56,866 How did you find out about it? 1460 01:18:56,867 --> 01:18:59,035 [MAN ON TV] Let her answer the question. 1461 01:18:59,036 --> 01:19:00,828 [WOMAN ON TV] Andy is your brother. 1462 01:19:00,829 --> 01:19:02,914 And he was born with you. He was your twin, 1463 01:19:02,915 --> 01:19:06,376 and he got an infection, and he died. 1464 01:19:06,377 --> 01:19:07,794 [MAN ON TV] Bullshit. 1465 01:19:07,795 --> 01:19:10,089 [WOMAN ON TV] He was so happy… 1466 01:19:30,818 --> 01:19:35,280 He was so happy. 1467 01:19:35,281 --> 01:19:36,656 [TV ANNOUNCER SHOUTING] 1468 01:19:36,657 --> 01:19:39,450 [MOANING FROM NICO'S ROOM] 1469 01:19:39,451 --> 01:19:41,703 [TV ANNOUNCER] …as they battle it out in the ring. 1470 01:19:41,704 --> 01:19:44,038 Oh, look at the struggle. Cherokee man… 1471 01:19:44,039 --> 01:19:46,124 You know how it's, like, so stressful to find 1472 01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:47,959 a show you wanna watch because there's so many choices. 1473 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,378 What if we build this thing for your phone 1474 01:19:50,379 --> 01:19:52,505 where you just shake it, you know? 1475 01:19:52,506 --> 01:19:54,257 And it just spits out a title. 1476 01:19:54,258 --> 01:19:56,174 Like, boom! You're watching Gossip Girl. 1477 01:19:56,175 --> 01:19:57,302 Mm-mmm. That already exists. 1478 01:19:57,303 --> 01:19:58,721 Really? 1479 01:19:58,722 --> 01:20:00,930 What if we go back to Instajizz? 1480 01:20:00,931 --> 01:20:03,057 Nah, fuck Instajizz, man. 1481 01:20:03,058 --> 01:20:05,226 Hey, bro. Don't shit on my trillion dollar ideas, OK? 1482 01:20:05,227 --> 01:20:06,770 Oh, yeah? If they were trillion dollar ideas, 1483 01:20:06,771 --> 01:20:09,230 how come we never built them? 1484 01:20:09,231 --> 01:20:11,399 Because a) I'm ahead of my time, and you never truly understood my vision. 1485 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,359 And b) coding is hard. 1486 01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:16,362 And c) we just never really cared that much about it. 1487 01:20:16,363 --> 01:20:18,323 You know, it was just cool to sound like we were entrepreneurs. 1488 01:20:18,324 --> 01:20:19,701 At least we got our dicks sucked. 1489 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:25,204 Although, no one ever sucked my dick 1490 01:20:25,205 --> 01:20:26,205 because of Instajizz. 1491 01:20:26,206 --> 01:20:27,958 Oh, they sucked mine. 1492 01:20:28,668 --> 01:20:29,501 It's 'cause you got gentle eyes. 1493 01:20:32,797 --> 01:20:34,547 Except Mia. 1494 01:20:34,548 --> 01:20:35,758 Mia never sucked your dick? 1495 01:20:35,759 --> 01:20:37,634 No, she did. 1496 01:20:39,721 --> 01:20:41,305 Um… No, but it wasn't 'cause of the bullshit. 1497 01:20:44,224 --> 01:20:46,100 So, where's the redhead? 1498 01:20:46,101 --> 01:20:49,437 Yo, can you please start calling her Morgan now? 1499 01:20:49,438 --> 01:20:50,980 OK? We're, like, full on dating. 1500 01:20:50,981 --> 01:20:52,858 You called Mia "ham and cheese." 1501 01:20:54,276 --> 01:20:55,402 My bad. 1502 01:20:58,364 --> 01:21:00,491 Have you talked to her at all? 1503 01:21:02,451 --> 01:21:06,455 No. Why would she want to talk to me? 1504 01:21:07,581 --> 01:21:09,248 Uh… 1505 01:21:09,249 --> 01:21:11,543 I don't really know how to… how to do this. 1506 01:21:12,670 --> 01:21:14,045 Um… 1507 01:21:14,046 --> 01:21:16,840 Honestly, I feel very, very self-conscious. 1508 01:21:16,841 --> 01:21:17,966 You know, being here. 1509 01:21:19,927 --> 01:21:20,927 But hi. 1510 01:21:20,928 --> 01:21:22,221 I'm Elliot. 1511 01:21:24,098 --> 01:21:26,432 I don't wanna talk about cancer. 1512 01:21:26,433 --> 01:21:28,226 You know, I'm… I'm… I'm sick… 1513 01:21:28,227 --> 01:21:29,353 of talking about it. 1514 01:21:30,896 --> 01:21:33,272 And… 1515 01:21:33,273 --> 01:21:35,859 You know, even just then, using the word, "sick," 1516 01:21:35,860 --> 01:21:38,153 it's like, fuck. 1517 01:21:39,279 --> 01:21:41,280 Um… 1518 01:21:41,281 --> 01:21:44,451 But it's the word that I say the most now, 1519 01:21:54,211 --> 01:21:58,507 and I just… I wanna get away from it. 1520 01:22:29,121 --> 01:22:33,332 [NO AUDIBLE DIALOG] 1521 01:22:33,333 --> 01:22:34,586 [PHONE RINGING] 1522 01:22:36,086 --> 01:22:40,382 Nope. 1523 01:22:43,595 --> 01:22:48,014 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1524 01:22:48,015 --> 01:22:49,432 Hello? [CLEARS THROAT] 1525 01:22:49,433 --> 01:22:50,642 Hey. 1526 01:22:50,643 --> 01:22:52,018 Hey. 1527 01:22:52,019 --> 01:22:53,646 Um, I was just about to call you. 1528 01:22:55,063 --> 01:22:57,232 You… You did just call me. 1529 01:22:59,026 --> 01:23:02,154 Yeah. No, you're… you're right. I… because I did. 1530 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:05,072 So, not a butt dial? 1531 01:23:05,073 --> 01:23:07,702 [CHUCKLES] No. No, no, no. 1532 01:23:09,829 --> 01:23:11,664 I've been thinking about, you know, calling you, too. 1533 01:23:13,875 --> 01:23:15,415 Oh, yeah? 1534 01:23:15,416 --> 01:23:17,879 Yeah. 1535 01:23:18,253 --> 01:23:20,380 Would you maybe wanna get together some time soon? 1536 01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:24,677 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1537 01:23:36,230 --> 01:23:40,191 [PACKAGED MUSIC PLAYING] 1538 01:23:40,192 --> 01:23:41,192 Hey. 1539 01:23:41,193 --> 01:23:43,070 - [MIA] Hi. - Hi. 1540 01:23:43,278 --> 01:23:44,697 Hi. 1541 01:23:47,449 --> 01:23:48,617 You look good. 1542 01:23:48,618 --> 01:23:49,786 Oh, thank you. 1543 01:23:51,119 --> 01:23:52,119 Uh… 1544 01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,623 I'll just… 1545 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:56,960 You're welcome. 1546 01:23:58,085 --> 01:23:59,711 You do, too. 1547 01:23:59,712 --> 01:24:01,254 I'm sorry. I'm nervous. 1548 01:24:01,255 --> 01:24:02,965 That's all right. 1549 01:24:02,966 --> 01:24:04,383 Uh… 1550 01:24:05,593 --> 01:24:06,760 How are you? 1551 01:24:06,761 --> 01:24:08,344 All right. 1552 01:24:08,345 --> 01:24:09,972 Good. 1553 01:24:09,973 --> 01:24:11,389 You seeing anybody? 1554 01:24:11,390 --> 01:24:14,476 Sorry, I just, um… I had to… 1555 01:24:14,477 --> 01:24:17,854 get that out there before my brain was gonna explode. 1556 01:24:17,855 --> 01:24:20,356 No. No, I'm not seeing anyone. Your brain can relax. 1557 01:24:20,357 --> 01:24:22,275 Cool. 1558 01:24:22,276 --> 01:24:23,945 Okay. 1559 01:24:25,070 --> 01:24:27,447 - Why? Are you? - No. 1560 01:24:27,448 --> 01:24:30,617 Both, uh, single. Single and married. Ha-ha. 1561 01:24:30,618 --> 01:24:32,578 Yeah, I, um, I keep telling people 1562 01:24:32,579 --> 01:24:34,914 I've got the Benjamin Button disease. 1563 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:42,004 I'm 24, but I've already had cancer, a wife, and a separation. 1564 01:24:42,005 --> 01:24:44,965 I miss you. 1565 01:24:44,966 --> 01:24:46,674 I feel like I had to… 1566 01:24:46,675 --> 01:24:48,051 get that out there, too. 1567 01:24:48,052 --> 01:24:49,678 Elliot, um… 1568 01:24:49,679 --> 01:24:52,222 What? You don't… you don't miss me? 1569 01:24:53,725 --> 01:24:55,391 Of course I miss you. 1570 01:24:55,392 --> 01:24:58,812 That's good 'cause I feel like, uh… 1571 01:24:58,813 --> 01:25:01,522 I feel like we should try again. 1572 01:25:01,523 --> 01:25:03,066 You know, I'm… I'm not, uh… 1573 01:25:03,067 --> 01:25:05,151 high, drunk all the time. 1574 01:25:05,152 --> 01:25:06,778 Actually, um… 1575 01:25:06,779 --> 01:25:08,530 I've been going to the support group. 1576 01:25:08,531 --> 01:25:09,531 Dope. 1577 01:25:09,532 --> 01:25:12,034 Dope? Since, uh… 1578 01:25:12,035 --> 01:25:15,328 Since when do you say shit like dope? 1579 01:25:15,329 --> 01:25:18,874 I… I don't. I don't really know why I just said that. 1580 01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:21,250 Anyway, um, got my old job back. 1581 01:25:21,251 --> 01:25:23,670 You know, while I figure out the next thing… 1582 01:25:23,671 --> 01:25:25,296 which I know is not programming. 1583 01:25:25,297 --> 01:25:26,758 I'm really happy for you. 1584 01:25:31,054 --> 01:25:35,975 Um… 1585 01:25:39,520 --> 01:25:43,522 But… but I th… I think we should get a divorce. 1586 01:25:43,523 --> 01:25:44,651 Um… 1587 01:25:46,903 --> 01:25:48,029 OK. 1588 01:25:50,573 --> 01:25:51,990 Yeah. 1589 01:25:51,991 --> 01:25:54,117 Yeah? Yeah. 1590 01:25:54,118 --> 01:25:56,036 You know, we don't need the, uh… the label… 1591 01:25:56,037 --> 01:25:58,080 or whatever. 1592 01:25:58,081 --> 01:26:01,415 I mean, that's when things started getting weird, anyway. 1593 01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:04,419 And we can go back to just being a-a normal couple. 1594 01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:06,254 You know, just 'cause you're my ex-wife 1595 01:26:06,631 --> 01:26:08,132 doesn't mean you can't be my girlfriend, right? 1596 01:26:11,175 --> 01:26:12,804 What you said outside the bar… 1597 01:26:13,012 --> 01:26:15,932 I know. I know. I, um… 1598 01:26:17,141 --> 01:26:18,933 I fucked up. 1599 01:26:18,934 --> 01:26:20,852 We both fucked up. 1600 01:26:20,853 --> 01:26:22,854 Well, I, uh… 1601 01:26:22,855 --> 01:26:24,940 I take it back. 1602 01:26:24,941 --> 01:26:26,734 You don't have to take it back. 1603 01:26:32,115 --> 01:26:36,826 You said what we both didn't want to admit. 1604 01:26:36,827 --> 01:26:38,371 It's not that I don't love you. 1605 01:26:39,539 --> 01:26:40,706 I do love you. 1606 01:26:40,707 --> 01:26:42,082 You're my first love. 1607 01:26:42,083 --> 01:26:43,208 I… 1608 01:26:44,335 --> 01:26:46,629 I just don't… 1609 01:26:49,132 --> 01:26:53,302 I just don't know if you're my only love. 1610 01:26:54,429 --> 01:26:58,265 You're mine. 1611 01:27:14,615 --> 01:27:18,951 You can't know that. 1612 01:27:18,952 --> 01:27:20,955 Can I have a real hug? 1613 01:27:29,213 --> 01:27:33,300 Yeah. 1614 01:27:43,311 --> 01:27:47,314 Thank you. 1615 01:27:47,315 --> 01:27:48,774 Sorry. 1616 01:27:48,775 --> 01:27:49,900 It happens. 1617 01:27:49,901 --> 01:27:51,443 Yeah. 1618 01:27:57,242 --> 01:28:01,536 I'm gonna stand over here now, OK? 1619 01:28:01,537 --> 01:28:03,122 I guess I should go. 1620 01:28:04,499 --> 01:28:06,125 Bye, Mia. 1621 01:28:08,836 --> 01:28:10,337 Oh, where are you…? 1622 01:28:10,338 --> 01:28:12,464 The L. 1623 01:28:12,465 --> 01:28:14,217 The G. 1624 01:28:14,218 --> 01:28:15,593 Same stop. 1625 01:28:18,513 --> 01:28:20,430 Yeah, you can… you can walk in front of me. 1626 01:28:20,431 --> 01:28:22,475 It would make it less weird. 1627 01:28:22,850 --> 01:28:24,309 That would probably be more weird. 1628 01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:28,815 Hey, you could wear your headphones? 1629 01:28:30,316 --> 01:28:31,691 I don't have my headphones. 1630 01:28:31,692 --> 01:28:33,360 Really? 1631 01:28:33,361 --> 01:28:36,405 You know, I just talk to the people. 1632 01:28:36,948 --> 01:28:38,574 Really take in that New York texture. 1633 01:28:41,661 --> 01:28:43,119 Maybe. Maybe I can get that hand job? 1634 01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:44,746 What?! 1635 01:28:44,747 --> 01:28:47,208 You remember? The time on the train. 1636 01:28:47,209 --> 01:28:48,834 Yes. 1637 01:28:48,835 --> 01:28:50,044 I was drunk. 1638 01:28:51,796 --> 01:28:53,338 So, that's a no, then? 1639 01:28:53,339 --> 01:28:55,006 [MIA GIGGLES] 1640 01:28:55,007 --> 01:28:57,009 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1641 01:29:14,902 --> 01:29:20,157 [JAIL WEDDINGS'S "I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE I KNEW" PLAYING] 1642 01:29:22,327 --> 01:29:25,663 ♪ Excuse me, but you have ♪ ♪ the same exact hair ♪ 1643 01:29:27,415 --> 01:29:31,001 ♪ Lookin' through me with that same ♪ 1644 01:29:31,002 --> 01:29:33,421 ♪ Deer-in-headlights stare ♪ 1645 01:29:35,089 --> 01:29:38,508 ♪ And to make that mistake once ♪ 1646 01:29:38,509 --> 01:29:42,388 ♪ Should not warrant ♪ ♪ that kind of response ♪ 1647 01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:48,019 ♪ I was only reminiscing ♪ ♪ on the love I believe we shared ♪ 1648 01:29:49,770 --> 01:29:52,564 ♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1649 01:29:52,565 --> 01:29:54,441 ♪ Thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1650 01:29:54,442 --> 01:29:56,319 ♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1651 01:29:56,320 --> 01:29:58,820 ♪ Thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1652 01:29:58,821 --> 01:30:01,407 ♪ Won't you please pardon my open ♪ ♪ arms just hangin' here? ♪ 1653 01:30:11,209 --> 01:30:16,923 ♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1654 01:30:19,092 --> 01:30:22,553 ♪ You know they say everyone's ♪ ♪ got a lost identical twin ♪ 1655 01:30:23,888 --> 01:30:26,183 ♪ This is not the first time ♪ 1656 01:30:27,100 --> 01:30:30,061 ♪ I have seen hers again and again ♪ 1657 01:30:31,979 --> 01:30:35,774 ♪ But the biggest difference ♪ 1658 01:30:35,775 --> 01:30:39,363 ♪ Is the cold irreverence ♪ 1659 01:30:41,614 --> 01:30:44,617 ♪ Frozen over every crevice ♪ ♪ of hers I liked to jump in ♪ 1660 01:30:46,744 --> 01:30:49,913 ♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1661 01:30:49,914 --> 01:30:51,748 ♪ Thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1662 01:30:51,749 --> 01:30:54,335 ♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1663 01:30:54,336 --> 01:30:58,089 ♪ Talkin' to me like somebody's ♪ ♪ rude secretary ♪ 1664 01:30:58,090 --> 01:31:02,093 ♪ When I thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1665 01:31:02,094 --> 01:31:06,138 ♪ I knew it was you all along ♪ 1666 01:31:06,139 --> 01:31:08,599 ♪ All these streets have sure changed ♪ 1667 01:31:10,352 --> 01:31:12,561 ♪ But our weathered statue faces remain ♪ 1668 01:31:14,647 --> 01:31:16,815 ♪ But you ♪ 1669 01:31:16,816 --> 01:31:20,902 ♪ You won't give me the time of day ♪ 1670 01:31:20,903 --> 01:31:23,656 ♪ Your head lived in my collarbone ♪ 1671 01:31:24,157 --> 01:31:29,203 ♪ And my hands lived around your waist ♪ 1672 01:31:29,204 --> 01:31:32,497 ♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1673 01:31:32,498 --> 01:31:34,250 ♪ Thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1674 01:31:34,251 --> 01:31:36,584 ♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1675 01:31:36,585 --> 01:31:40,465 ♪ We took a trip to helland ♪ ♪ lived to tell its secrets ♪ 1676 01:32:10,370 --> 01:32:15,540 ♪ I just thought you were someone I knew ♪ 1677 01:32:15,541 --> 01:32:19,753 ♪ Don't start with me, baby I don't know ♪ 1678 01:32:19,754 --> 01:32:22,673 [KID BLOOM'S "I KISSED A GIRL, AND SHE KISSED ME" PLAYING] 1679 01:32:24,633 --> 01:32:26,927 ♪ Don't start with me, baby, I don't know ♪ 1680 01:32:31,724 --> 01:32:34,269 ♪ This time I'm taking the long way home ♪ 1681 01:33:10,388 --> 01:33:15,477 ♪ Don't start with me, baby I don't know ♪ 1682 01:33:18,188 --> 01:33:21,441 ♪ Did anybody reach you the most, yeah ♪