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♪♪♪
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[clock ticks, alarm rings]
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Adult mark: It seemed like
only yesterday
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I was dreading the first day
of grade seven.
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Now, here I was, dreading
the last day of grade seven.
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- Nobody likes change.
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Adult mark: Wow.
Pop really got me.
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- A one dollar coin?
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I mean, what's next?
A twenty-five cent bill?
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We'll be the laughingstock
of the united nations!
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[bed creaks,
sighs heavily]
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[glasses thunk lightly]
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[sighs, water pours]
- oh no.
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Adult mark: The more things
change.
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- [grunts]
- [running footsteps]
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[door bangs shut,
music plays on the radio]
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- Oh, last day of school, mark.
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You won't have to deal with
that crowd all summer.
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- Yeah. I guess.
- Good god, mary.
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This crowd is eatin' us
out o' house and home.
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- Legally you do have
to feed me.
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Pop: Well, eat while you can.
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Because when word gets out
about this funny money,
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We're headed for another
great depression.
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Mark my words.
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Mike jr.: Hey.
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[cereal jingles]
- take it easy, will ya?
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It's not bottomless!
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- I found some interesting
reading material in your room.
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- [clears throat] did you?!
Well, uh, it's, it's not mine,
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I can assure you o' that.
I just uh...
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Oh. Uh... Yeah, yeah.
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- The university
of new brunswick?
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But... It's so far away!
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- Maybe in September?
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- Who needs university?
- Or not.
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I dunno, just give it back.
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- I dropped out of school
to fish when I was mark's age.
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- Yes. Because your father
drowned.
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- At least it put hairs
on my chest.
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You could do with
a little toughening up,
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Let me tell ya.
- Yeah, you're probably right.
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I probably would've been
better off
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If my father had drowned, too.
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Mark: [chuckles] you'd be
the first person in the family
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To get off the island.
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- Yeah, but you'll get murdered
out there.
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- Yeah, and you'll never get
the body back.
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Tanya bursey died in florida
visiting her sister.
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They had to bury her
in buffalo.
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Mickey mouse ears and all.
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- I don't know.
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Room and board on top
of tuition?
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I mean, where the hell's
the money coming from?
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- This is exactly why
I wanna get outta here!
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And stop snooping through
my room!
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[footsteps recede,
music plays quietly]
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- Can you, uh,
drive me to the bank?
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I wanna get some bills
before the rioting starts.
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[bedroom door bangs shut]
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- Overall, you did very well
on your math tests.
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Especially you, ritchie.
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Hmm.
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Mark, could be worse.
Barely.
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Report cards come out Friday,
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Followed by the school dance.
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Remember to leave room for
the holy ghost while dancing.
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[student chuckles, bell rings]
adult mark: The school dance!
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I had finally gotten up
the nerve to ask fox,
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And the thought of it
made my heart beat faster
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Than any gym class.
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- Hey! Are you going
to the dance?
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- I can't dance with girls.
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Or even be in the same room
as girls dancin'.
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- [chuckles]
well, it might be fun.
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Besides, you can go with me.
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Uh, fox?
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Uh, are you thinking of maybe
pondering the idea of--
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Sister margaret: Fox!
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May I speak with you
for a moment?
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[indistinct chatter]
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- [sighs heavily]
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- And today's vocm question
of the day:
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"do you believe predictions
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Of a possible collapse
of the cod fishery?"
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Our lines are open.
Your thoughts.
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Line one, you're on the air.
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Elderly lady: Mike? Hello?
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Is that you? [feedback squeals]
- turn down your radio, caller.
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Elderly lady: Oh, I can't hear
you, mike.
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I'm getting feedback
from me radio.
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- Our question of the day:
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Do you believe predictions
of an imminent collapse
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Of the cod fishery?
Your thoughts.
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Elderly lady: I wanted
to report me lost cat.
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- [whispers] turn it down.
- [whispers] go!
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- She's a white tabby,
with a big puffy--
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[button clicks]
will you get outta here?
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- Go to commercial.
This is important.
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- More important than
the vocm
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Question of the day, is it?
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Elderly lady: She answers to
puss, but her name is jacinta.
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I put food out,
but only got the hard
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And she likes the wet--
[button clicks]
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- We seem to have lost you,
caller.
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We'll be right back with
your thoughts... After this.
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Commercial: At caul's funeral
home,
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Your loved one is more
than just a dead body--
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[lowers volume]
- this better be good!
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- Your career's gonna end
in that funeral home, buddy.
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I just overheard the bosses
in the bathroom.
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They never knew I was there.
I was in the stall.
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Been having some trouble.
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Doctor says I need
to lay off the dairy,
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But you know how it is--
- will you get to the point?!
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- They said, and I quote,
"it's gonna be
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A whole new station.
All music. No talk."
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- No talk?!
But I'm the "talk."
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Uh, somebody would've said
something!
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- No, they're not gonna
tell you!
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You're the first one
they're gonna get rid of.
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Not me.
I know how to spin records.
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- Just because I don't spin
records
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Doesn't mean my work here
isn't valuable, dick.
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[button clicks]
- and we're back!
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Line two, you're on the air!
Our vocm question of the day:
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"will the cod fishery
collapse?"
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Your thoughts?
Caller: Mike!
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I think I found
that lady's cat.
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I just said, "here, puss, puss"
- [sighs]
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- And it came right up to me.
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♪♪♪
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- [gasps]
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- I need you to be
my math tutor.
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- You want my help?
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- If I don't do the nun's
stupid make-up test,
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Then I can't go to the dance.
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And if you tell anyone,
I'm gonna kick your ass so hard
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You'll be tasting my sneakers
all summer.
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- M'lady.
- What'd you call me?
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- Nothing!
Can we chat later?
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I could save you a seat
on the bus.
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We could have a drink
and a chin wag
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About the upcoming soiree?
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[juice sloshes]
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- Leave me alone!
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[footsteps recede]
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- [sighs] hey, did she say
if she was going to the dance?
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- [nervous gasps]
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[sucking up juice]
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I need to go to the toilet.
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Adult mark: I wasn't great
at math,
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But I knew when something
wasn't adding up.
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[rock music plays loudly]
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[door clicks open]
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- What're you listening to?
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- Okay, fine,
I'll put headphones on.
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- What? No, no, no, no!
I wanna hear that.
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Is this this, uh, duran fellow
with the hungry wolf?
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- Here you go, mike.
Nice and clean.
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- Thanks.
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- Well, you know where you're
not gonna get clean laundry
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Done for you, hmm?
New brunswick.
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- Do you mind?
We're talking music.
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- Hey, can you guys get outta
my room?
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I just wanna be alone.
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- Come and have a gander
at your inheritance.
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- Ten dollars?
- Ah, yes, now.
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But when they take these bills
out of circulation,
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This could double in value!
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- So twenty dollars.
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- Uh, can you lend me
some change?
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I need to go down
to the duke of duckworths.
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- You got $10 dollars!
- I can't touch that!
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That's an investment!
- Oh, sweet jesus,
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Will you stop fightin'!
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Any wonder he wants to move
away, right, mike?
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Little bugger.
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Kids: [indistinct chatter
and laughter]
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- So if 3x + 1 = 16,
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How do we solve for x?
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[loud snap]
- [frustrated sigh]
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That pencil was strawberry
sniff!
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- Screw it. My brothers
all repeated grades.
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Makes sense.
I'm stupid too.
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- You're not failing
because you're stupid.
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You're failing because
you're not trying!
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Trust me, you'll get it.
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Just don't give up, okay?
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- [sighs]
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[chair scrapes]
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♪♪♪
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Adult mark: Betrayed
by the only person I knew
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Who was more of a geek
than I was.
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She certainly had a type.
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- Well, isn't this romantic?
[paper rustles]
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- Ew! Gross!
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- It's not what you think.
The truth--
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- Is none of his business.
Leave us alone!
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- Fine.
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But you can forget about going
to the dance together,
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'cause I'm not going anymore.
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[huffs]
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- You never asked me
to the dance.
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- He was talking to me.
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[record jacket squeaks]
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- Hey, dick, have you got
a minute?
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Good god!
You were right!
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- Told ya. You're toast.
- I can't lose this job.
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Young mike's talking
about university.
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- Don't forget you live
in a company house.
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You get fired,
you're homeless, too.
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You wanna work? You're gonna
have to learn to spin records.
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I was gonna dj the school
dance. Why don't you do it?
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Better to make your mistake
in front of nobody who matters.
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- That's my son's dance.
- Yes,
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But your son already knows
you're a...
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Great guy.
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Remember, no elevator music!
Just hits!
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[drawer scrapes shut]
pop: Where did it go?
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I left my money on
the dresser last night.
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Good god.
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I've lost one
of my dollar bills.
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Have you seen it?
- No.
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- Well, it didn't just
fly away.
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If I was to look in there,
would I find it?
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- Of course not! Wait, what?
What're you doing?
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- [grunts] hmm...
- Pop!
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- Well, it must be somewhere?
- I-I...
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- Oh, well, I don't see it.
What about your pocket?
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- No! No!
- Let me look in your pocket!
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- Get off me! Get--
- ow! Come here!
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- I got it! [sprays]
- what the hell is that?!
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- What is all this racket?
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- [coughs] oh, it's just--
- oh!
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- This house is too small!
I need some privacy.
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- When mike goes,
I want his room!
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- Do you two know how lucky
you are
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To have a roof over your head
at all?
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- Mike! They're just skylarkin'
is all.
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- Enough!
- What's gotten into you?
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- Nothing is good enough
for you crowd.
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You wanna go live with mike?
Fine! [trunk clunks]
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You got it! Come on!
- What're you doing?
245
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,213
[bed drags]
246
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,916
- If pop isn't mature enough
to have a roommate,
247
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,784
Then you can go stay with
your brother. Come on!
248
00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,819
- Uh... Wait! What?
[bed drags]
249
00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,290
[crickets chirp,
dog barks in the distance]
250
00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,129
Mike? You up?
251
00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,267
[light clicks on]
252
00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,204
Mike? You up?
253
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,340
- [sighs]
254
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,141
What do you want?
255
00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,978
- I think I like this girl...
256
00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,482
Who ritchie likes,
257
00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,151
And she likes ritchie.
258
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,953
And it was just--
[pillow thuds]
259
00:09:48,956 --> 00:09:50,622
- Go to sleep!
260
00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,625
Adult mark: The thing about
change is,
261
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:56,093
You don't know what you got
till it's gone.
262
00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,765
[bed creaks]
263
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,637
- [sighs heavily]
264
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,505
[crow caws]
265
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:13,444
♪♪♪
266
00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:19,050
♪♪♪
267
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,719
- Marcus.
268
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:22,454
- Grandfather.
269
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:23,688
[lid clicks]
270
00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:25,523
[juice pours]
- [spits]
271
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,726
[juice pours]
- whoa!
272
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,397
Going a bit heavy
on that juice there, son.
273
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,332
Rough day ahead?
274
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,600
- Bit of nerves about
the dance.
275
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,402
Not that you care,
I'm sure.
276
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,038
- Mm.
277
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:43,074
- [gulps] mmm...
- [sighs heavily]
278
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,209
[glass clunks]
- ah...
279
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,345
[bill rustles and snaps]
280
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,483
- There.
- Well,
281
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,219
I can't take one
of your special dollars.
282
00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,454
- I want you to have it.
283
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,490
- So I can save it?
- No!
284
00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,491
I want you to live
in the moment!
285
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:04,362
Buy your girl a soft drink
at the dance.
286
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,232
- I can't dance.
- What?!
287
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,768
The critch men were always
the best dancers.
288
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,907
Listen, you get onto
the dance floor, right?
289
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:19,110
Your shoulders back,
your spine over your ass,
290
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,346
And put your hands
down by your sides,
291
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,114
And then you kick your feet out
292
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,849
Like you're busting for a whiz.
293
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,618
[hums "I'se the b'y"]
294
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,189
- ♪ I'se the b'y
who builds the boat ♪
295
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,058
♪ and I'se the b'y
who sails her ♪
296
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,793
♪ I'se the b'y
who catches the fish ♪
297
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,161
- Head up! Head up!
- ♪ ...Home to liza
298
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,431
Adult mark: Pop was right.
I had to live in the moment.
299
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,666
The one good thing
about living with mike
300
00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:43,201
Was I could raid his closet
301
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,503
For all the latest clothes
from le chateau.
302
00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:47,305
If I was going to win
fox back,
303
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,474
I had to be the me I could be.
304
00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:52,009
I had to be... My brother.
305
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,947
[huey lewis and the news:
"hip to be square"]
306
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,483
[banging on door]
307
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,085
- Hey, mark, come on!
Let's hurry it up!
308
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,486
[banging on door]
309
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:06,091
Mark, come on, man,
I'm dying out here.
310
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,692
♪ I used to be a renegade
311
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,129
♪ I used to fool around
312
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,267
♪ but I couldn't take
the punishment ♪
313
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,236
♪ and had to settle down
314
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:23,074
♪ now I'm playin' it
real straight ♪
315
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,677
♪ and yes, I cut my hair
316
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,179
♪ you might think
I'm crazy ♪
317
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,914
♪ but I don't even care
[banging on door]
318
00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,249
♪ because I can tell
what's going on ♪
319
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,518
- Mark! Did you fall in again?
[doorknob squeaks]
320
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:37,121
Adult mark: Like a caterpillar
emerging from his cocoon,
321
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:39,991
The boy had become... A man!
322
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,893
- That's my shirt,
you little dick!
323
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,861
And you got blood on it?!
- Hey!
324
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,497
- Good god! When they talk
about "hitting puberty"
325
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,366
They don't mean with a hammer.
326
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,969
- I think you're the most
handsome man I've ever saw.
327
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,938
Right, mike?
- Ah... Yes!
328
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,307
You look very uh...
329
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,809
Good god.
330
00:12:57,811 --> 00:12:59,544
The boy is melting.
331
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:04,015
Uh, you look...
It'll be fine.
332
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,384
♪ there is no denying that...
333
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,885
♪ it's hip to be square
334
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,753
♪♪♪
335
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,859
[indistinct chatter]
- [taps mic]
336
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,495
- [clears throat]
welcome to the dance, children.
337
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,030
[low hum of chatter]
338
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:22,033
Have fun, but remember
this is still a school,
339
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,835
So be respectful.
340
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,636
- Yes, sister,
341
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,973
I know these children
are filled with urges.
342
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,842
I expect that you dance
343
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,512
Like young ladies
and gentlemen,
344
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,981
And not like two sticks
345
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,983
Rubbing up against each other
346
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,151
In the hopes of starting
a fire.
347
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:44,255
For if you do,
the fire you start
348
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:46,658
Will surely burn your soul
349
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:49,727
For eternity... In hell.
350
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,465
[amplified thud]
351
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,601
- Well, isn't that lovely?
352
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:58,670
[clears throat]
mister critch.
353
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,805
- Ah. Uh, thank you, sister.
354
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,475
Uh, this tune is called,
uh, "patio lanterns"
355
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,877
By kim mitchell.
356
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,480
Apparently, he - or she -
357
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,348
Is climbing the charts
358
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,219
With his - or her -
uh, hit single.
359
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,420
Mike critch, reporting.
360
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,956
[kim mitchell: "patio lanterns"]
361
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,693
♪ our house had
the biggest patio ♪
362
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:26,630
♪ our house had all
the summer shade ♪
363
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,468
♪ we had patio lanterns
364
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,705
- Hey!
- Hey.
365
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:39,510
- You still haven't opened it?
366
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,178
- You look for me. Please.
367
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,048
[report card rustles]
- I thought you weren't coming.
368
00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,983
- Well, I wasn't going to,
but my friends were like,
369
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,719
"mark, you gotta come.
It won't be fun without you."
370
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:51,655
Look, I'd love to stay
and chat,
371
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,991
But I have to go cut a rug,
as they say.
372
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,793
♪ who was gonna be
373
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,428
♪ who would be the first
to kiss ♪
374
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,164
- Now, don't be disappointed.
You got a d.
375
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,466
- A "d"?
376
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,202
I got a d!
377
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,005
♪♪♪
378
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,408
♪ those patio lanterns
379
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,544
♪ they were the stars
in the sky ♪
380
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,680
Mike sr.: [over mic] mark?
Mark.
381
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,817
♪ those patio lanterns,
lighting up our lives ♪
382
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,986
I don't know what's going on
with your hair,
383
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,155
Or your trousers.
384
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,624
But here's what I do know:
You can't go through life
385
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,492
Pretending to be someone
you're not,
386
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,561
Just to impress
a bunch of people.
387
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,296
Hang on a sec.
388
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,765
Okay, cats and kittens,
389
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:38,303
Apparently "we're not gonna
take it anymore."
390
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,639
So let's fight the power,
with the twisted sister,
391
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,507
- Oh my god...
- Whom, I'm told,
392
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,043
Are not nuns, but men.
393
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,245
Adult mark: Being on the outs
with fox and ritchie
394
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,648
Made me realize
just how alone I had been
395
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,383
Before I'd met them.
396
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,953
♪ we're not gonna take it
397
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,788
♪ oh no,
398
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,322
- We got somethin' to tell ya.
- I know!
399
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,592
Look, I hate fighting,
so if you guys are dating,
400
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:04,395
Then I... I guess I'm happy
for you
401
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,164
And I just wanna be friends
again, okay?
402
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,866
- [snorts] no, we've been
studying, doofus!
403
00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,735
Ritchie helped me pass algebra.
404
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,337
See? I got a d!
405
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,173
I gotta go rub this
in my brother's face.
406
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,008
He did grade seven
like three times!
407
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,610
♪ this is our song
408
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:22,480
- Sorry.
I wanted to tell you,
409
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,715
But she would have murdered me.
410
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,618
- She still likes you more.
411
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,687
That's why she asked for
your help, instead of mine.
412
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:33,224
- She asked me because she
doesn't like me like that.
413
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,628
She actually cares
what you think of her.
414
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:40,831
♪ oh no,
we ain't gonna take it ♪
415
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:43,367
♪ we're not gonna take it
anymore ♪
416
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,103
- Thanks.
417
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,773
♪♪♪
418
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,241
Adult mark: I had a request,
419
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,277
And luckily,
I had an in with the dj.
420
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,781
[record scratches]
421
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,182
- Attention, students.
422
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,784
I've been told to play
only hit music.
423
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:04,221
Well, I may not be hip
to today's jive,
424
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,458
But I do know good music
when I hear it.
425
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:10,994
So, from the good morning
vietnam soundtrack,
426
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,864
Here's a hit that even
I can dance to.
427
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,636
[louis armstrong:
"what a wonderful world"]
428
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,405
♪♪♪
429
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,274
♪ I see trees so green
430
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,879
♪ red roses too
431
00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,148
- Dick told me everything.
432
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,885
- Uh, mary, I'm sorry,
but we'll find another house.
433
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:36,054
- And I know that dick
is an idiot,
434
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,622
So I called your boss
435
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,160
And he told me that they're not
changing the station.
436
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,962
They're adding an fm station.
437
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,564
You're not being replaced.
- [sigh of relief]
438
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,101
I'm not?
- No, mike.
439
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,503
You're irreplaceable.
440
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:55,506
♪ and clouds so white
441
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,843
♪ the bright blessed day
442
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:00,711
♪ the dark sacred night
443
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:05,149
♪ and I think to myself
444
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,786
- Hey.
- Hey.
445
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:11,188
- Congratulations on the d.
That's great.
446
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:14,392
- It's okay.
- It's more than okay.
447
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:16,094
I mean, if you weren't in
my class next year, I'd...
448
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,463
♪ the colours of the rainbow
449
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,864
♪ so pretty...
- Congratulations.
450
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,399
- Thanks.
451
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,501
[chuckles] weirdo.
452
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:27,505
♪ are people going by
453
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,640
- Uh... I was just wondering,
454
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,675
Maybe if you wanted to--
- here.
455
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,911
♪ saying how do you do
456
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,880
- I thought you liked it?
457
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,483
- Trust me, you're gonna
need it this summer,
458
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,887
Out there all alone
in your weird house.
459
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,555
[chuckles]
460
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,223
- Thanks.
461
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,559
♪ I watch them grow
462
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,763
[feet scuff]
463
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,765
♪ then I'll ever know
464
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,266
- Check out my moves!
465
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,237
- [laughs] that's dead easy.
Watch!
466
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,039
Ugh! [giggles]
here. You try.
467
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,574
- Okay.
468
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,043
♪♪♪
469
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,578
- Okay, yeah.
- There's also another move
470
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,446
My pop taught me.
[inhales sharply]
471
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,849
Arms down.
472
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,519
[feet tap lightly]
473
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,854
♪ what a wonderful world
474
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,989
- What's this called?
- I do not know,
475
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,390
But you sometimes put
your hands like that.
476
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,793
Adult mark: No slow dance.
No kiss.
477
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,528
I may not have had
a girlfriend,
478
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,730
But I did have great friends.
479
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,199
[indistinct chatter]
480
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,934
[door clicks open]
481
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,335
- Dad! Come on!
- I know, I know,
482
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,037
I'll just be a minute.
483
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,005
Look, uh, money's been tight
lately--
484
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:37,541
- I know.
School was a... Dumb idea.
485
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,343
- No, no. Listen.
486
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,546
We were just talking and uh...
487
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,814
I think we can make it work.
488
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,249
- Really?
489
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,351
- Yeah.
490
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,353
- [laughs excitedly]
491
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,889
- Oh!
[light pats]
492
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,292
- [sniffs] oh my...
493
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:58,562
I'm gonna miss you
somethin' shockin'.
494
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,032
Hmm.
[sniffling]
495
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:03,200
Adult mark: Change can be
a good thing.
496
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,035
It can make you appreciate
the little things
497
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,803
You took for granted.
498
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,774
Maybe my life hadn't
changed much,
499
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,376
But I had.
500
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,280
♪ what's down the road
501
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,650
I used to hate the school bus
502
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,185
Because it took me away
from home.
503
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,688
But now, it was my lifeline.
504
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:27,258
I faced a long summer alone,
505
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,127
And I couldn't help but worry
506
00:20:30,196 --> 00:20:31,862
That my friends would forget
all about me.
507
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,332
♪ no matter where we roam
508
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:39,003
♪ you'll never be alone
509
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,274
♪ just come with me
510
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,277
♪ and you will see
511
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,980
♪ that we will always be...
512
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,417
[tape rattles]
513
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,152
♪ home
514
00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,757
[tape snaps into place]
515
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,361
[play button clicks]
516
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,898
♪ 'cause I wonder
where you are ♪
517
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,302
♪ I wonder if you think
about me ♪
518
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,171
♪ once upon a time
519
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,707
♪ in your wildest dreams
520
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:21,445
♪♪♪
521
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:30,321
♪♪♪
522
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:37,394
♪♪♪
523
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:44,401
♪♪♪
524
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:51,342
♪♪♪