1 00:00:02,636 --> 00:00:03,569 Adult mark (v.O.): The provincial drama festival 2 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:05,303 Was the stanley cup for theatre nerds, 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:08,373 And I wanted to be the gretzky of the stage. 4 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,943 Like jerry lewis and charlie chaplin, 5 00:00:10,945 --> 00:00:12,644 I was directing! 6 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,179 We decided to write our own play, 7 00:00:14,215 --> 00:00:17,382 But my friends were as bad at writing as they were at acting. 8 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,585 -[stilted] I have the test results. 9 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:21,219 You're pregnant. 10 00:00:21,221 --> 00:00:23,455 -[melodramatic] but I'm only 16! 11 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,790 A-- a child having a child?! 12 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,225 What'll I tell my parents? 13 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:30,529 -That's not all. You also have... 14 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:31,796 Herpes! 15 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,532 Adult mark (v.O.): We put the "drama" in drama festival. 16 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,869 -It was supposed to be just one kiss! 17 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:41,206 But then I had just one beer, and now I'll have just one baby! 18 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,210 Mark: Fox! 19 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:47,012 Come on, this is the cue to cue! 20 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,614 You're on lights. This is for you! 21 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,549 -Frig off, you're not a teacher! 22 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,150 You can't tell me what to do. 23 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:53,452 -I'm the director. 24 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,588 That's exactly what I'm supposed to do. 25 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:58,790 Tina... 26 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,225 That was a little big. 27 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,760 -A little big? What's that even mean? 28 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:04,696 -This play sucks! 29 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:06,965 -Guys! We can still win this. 30 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,234 I mean, teen sex, drugs, pregnancy! 31 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,536 We're a shoe-in. 32 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:13,438 The adjudicator had a role on degrassi! 33 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,706 Adult mark (v.O.): Stacey devine! 34 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:17,242 A newfoundland actress on national tv. 35 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,977 Unheard of! 36 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:20,378 Stacey: [tv] no running! 37 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,315 Adult mark (v.O.): It was only one line, but still! 38 00:01:23,317 --> 00:01:25,784 This could be my big break! 39 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:28,554 -My back hurts. Can I get up now? 40 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:29,554 -Fine. 41 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:31,657 Adult mark (v.O.): If we were going to win, 42 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:34,259 They didn't need direction, they needed inspiration! 43 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,194 -Guys... 44 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:38,463 Who else is writing their own show? 45 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:39,998 This a collective. 46 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:42,467 A troupe. This is a family. 47 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:46,070 Other schools may have bigger casts or bigger sets. 48 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:47,205 But... 49 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,840 We've got something they don't. 50 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,776 [inspirational music] 51 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:51,976 Us! 52 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,813 Now, let's take it from the top. 53 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:58,283 Adult mark (v.O.): This could be my big break. 54 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,051 -Action! 55 00:02:00,087 --> 00:02:01,453 Ritche: Uh... 56 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:02,654 Line? 57 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,023 Adult mark (v.O.): We didn't stand a chance. 58 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:05,957 -[sighs] 59 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,496 -You're late gettin' that turkey in! 60 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,031 He's gonna be here soon! 61 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:15,033 -I'm goin' as fast as I can. 62 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,901 Adult mark (v.O.): The festival wasn't my only 63 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:17,970 Acting challenge. 64 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:19,705 Pop's brother was coming home from the states, 65 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:21,773 So we all had to act like we were normal. 66 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:24,175 -How's your play? Mike, we need to get tickets. 67 00:02:24,211 --> 00:02:26,077 Mark: Oh, don't bother. It's a disaster. 68 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,379 I'm working with amateurs. 69 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,314 -I know what you mean. -[platter rattling] 70 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:32,116 Stuff it! Don't beat it to death. 71 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,385 -Where does your brother live, again? 72 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:34,652 -Newfoundland... 73 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:35,854 New jersey. 74 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,656 -There's a newfoundland in new jersey? 75 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,458 -A lot of newfoundlanders moved away 76 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,859 During the depression. 77 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,994 Now, your great-uncle leo is a big success. 78 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:46,130 He managed a steel plant. He's the only rich critch. 79 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,532 -So why's he coming back here, then? 80 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:48,900 Pop: Good question! 81 00:02:48,903 --> 00:02:52,304 He hasn't shown his face around these parts in 25 years. 82 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,673 'cause he's a stuck-up arse. 83 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,909 -Whatever the reason, he's coming, 84 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,677 And we want him to feel at home. 85 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,613 That's why we're throwing him a nice thanksgiving dinner. 86 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,448 -Isn't thanksgiving in October? 87 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,551 -Americans celebrate in November. 88 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,820 That's what you call "multiculturalism," hm? 89 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,589 -Well, if he's so rich, maybe he'll bring us 90 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,292 Something nice from new york, huh? 91 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,160 -Heh. Good luck. 92 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:17,162 He's tighter than a cod's arse. 93 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,298 He could peel an orange in his pocket. 94 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,766 Mary: Oh, pack! 95 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:22,901 I lost me ring! 96 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,036 -Where? 97 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:25,570 Where do you think? Up its arse! 98 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,505 -You can't serve a turkey with a ring inside! 99 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,674 It's not a box of cracker jacks. Find it! 100 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,109 -Ah! 101 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:32,444 Oh. 102 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,445 It was in the dressing. 103 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,413 -Stuffing, not dressing! Stuffing! 104 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:36,982 It's an american thanksgiving. 105 00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:39,050 -I will stuff you! 106 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,588 -Never seen an american before. 107 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:47,125 -They're like mainlanders, only louder. 108 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:48,427 -Hm. 109 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,961 -Were you in my room? 110 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,997 -No. 111 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,331 Swear to god... 112 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,134 -Then why are you wearing my turtle neck? 113 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,169 -It's my director aesthetic. 114 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:00,305 -Ah. Nerd. I'm gonna kill ya! 115 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,673 -No! -Come here! 116 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:04,276 Mike sr: Boys, boys! Now, stop your skylarking! 117 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:06,411 Mark: Not the face! I am an actor! 118 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:07,879 Mary: If I drop this friggin' turkey... 119 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:09,614 -[distant knocking] -mike sr: Give it up! 120 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,149 Come here! Give it up! 121 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:13,818 Alright, quit it! Give it up! 122 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:14,987 Give it up! 123 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,722 -I knocked! -Leo? 124 00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:20,492 -You never answered. 125 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,795 -It's not always about you, leo. 126 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,530 Brothers. 127 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,370 Leo: So I told him, "I run this steel yard, 128 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:34,072 "you're workin' for me, you're on time. 129 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,173 "you're fired!" 130 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,108 -[pop grumbles] -[boys laugh] 131 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:41,113 -You know, I'm currently dealing with some staffing... 132 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:43,181 Incompetencies, myself. 133 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:47,052 -In this world, the only person you rely on is yourself. 134 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,921 Adult mark (v.O.): I'd never seen american bravado before. 135 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:53,325 He was like john wayne and frank sinatra mixed together. 136 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,260 Leo: Hey, boys. 137 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:57,161 Something to remember me by. 138 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,663 A little greenie. 139 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,865 -Oh... -American money! 140 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,334 -There's always been two critch brothers. 141 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:04,602 Me and pat... 142 00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:06,571 Your dad, poor brendan... 143 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,639 And now, you two boys. 144 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:11,409 No more fighting? 145 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,811 -Yes, sir. 146 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,112 -There you go. 147 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,147 -Alright, stop playing the big shot, leo. 148 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,282 There's no need for that. 149 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:20,418 -Ah, who's it gonna hurt? 150 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,388 I got plenty anyway and no one to give it to. 151 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:25,090 Hey, that reminds me. 152 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:28,159 Mark, will you bring that big box from the hallway? 153 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:29,895 Mary, darling, come in here! 154 00:05:31,699 --> 00:05:36,367 -Ah, supper-- I mean, dinner, is almost ready. 155 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,269 -This is for you. 156 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:39,637 -Oh... 157 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,575 -When my jenny died, 158 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,910 I started giving her clothes to the goodwill. 159 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,546 Then I decided to come home and I thought, 160 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:51,783 "here's where they'll do more good." 161 00:05:51,918 --> 00:05:52,884 -Oh... 162 00:05:55,222 --> 00:05:56,187 [quietly] oh... 163 00:05:57,524 --> 00:05:59,491 -Well, that is... 164 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,059 Quite a dress. 165 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:04,195 Pop: Did you forget to pack the penicillin? 166 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:05,730 Where do you think this is? 167 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,933 We don't need your care packages! 168 00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:09,934 -It's very kind of you, leo. 169 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:13,405 -Yeah, you know, mom, you should try it on. 170 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,607 -Oh, not while I'm cooking. 171 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,609 I wouldn't want to get a stain on it. 172 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,778 -But, mom... It's from america! 173 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:23,715 Pop: Careful in the kitchen. 174 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,082 Looks flammable. 175 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,455 -[chuckles awkwardly] 176 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,693 Mike jr: [quietly] my god! 177 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:37,696 -[chuckles] 178 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:41,399 An american thanksgiving in newfoundland. 179 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:43,367 They'll never believe me back home! 180 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:45,236 -So, pop, 181 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:47,506 You ever wish you went off to live in the states like leo? 182 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:48,640 -He did. 183 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,908 -Ah, that's enough of that. 184 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:51,709 -Did you see the empire state building? 185 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:54,446 Leo: See it? We built it! 186 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,982 We worked in the high steel together. 187 00:06:57,117 --> 00:07:00,285 -Alright, alright, if the story's gonna be told, 188 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,721 I'll tell you the story. 189 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,789 He'll only arse it up. 190 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:09,794 So, we went to new york. 191 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:12,464 Nobody had built that high before. 192 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:14,932 The yankees recruited the newfoundlanders 193 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,868 Because we weren't afraid of heights. 194 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:19,938 We were used to climbing the rigging of the schooners. 195 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,807 There was no work back home, so off we went, 196 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,544 To new york to work the high steel. 197 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,012 They laughed at us and called us "fish," 198 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:31,349 But it was the newfoundlanders that built new york! 199 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:35,220 All we had was each other, and our only inheritance... 200 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:37,421 Our late father's watch. 201 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,324 Just in case we had to hawk it. 202 00:07:44,231 --> 00:07:47,131 -So, did you have to sell the watch? 203 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,034 -I was tempted... 204 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,236 Many a time. 205 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:54,272 But I just couldn't bear to part with it. 206 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:57,409 -You've still got the watch? -[watch ticking] 207 00:07:57,411 --> 00:07:59,043 -Can I hold it? 208 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:03,081 Pop: Ah, now, that there is the last thing on earth 209 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,850 That your great-grandfather owned. 210 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,986 -Hey, gimme that. 211 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:09,387 -Still tickin'. 212 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:11,556 -Pop, why'd you come back? 213 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:12,824 -I dunno. 214 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,192 It just... 215 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:15,727 Wasn't for me. 216 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:18,163 -Yeah, you left me behind in the concrete jungle. 217 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,698 Can you imagine? 218 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,765 -Were you scared? 219 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,335 -Scared? Terrified! 220 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:26,471 You can't depend on your brother, who can you count on? 221 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:28,440 But I learned to do it for myself. 222 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:33,511 Never let anyone stand in your way of climbing to the top. 223 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:36,981 Even if you have to build the top yourself, like I did! 224 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:44,622 -Happy american thanksgiving! 225 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,559 -Oh, my. 226 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:52,664 Oh, that was her second favourite dress. 227 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,132 -Second? 228 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,634 -I buried her in her good dress. 229 00:08:56,703 --> 00:09:00,004 [morose music] 230 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:02,907 ♪ 231 00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:12,117 That was the best meal I had since jenny died. 232 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:13,651 -Mm-hm. 233 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:19,256 -They're good boys. 234 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:22,260 You gotta stop 'em fighting, though. 235 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,729 Life's too short for brothers to fall out. 236 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:29,534 -You didn't tell me you still had the watch. 237 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,535 -You're not still mad about that? 238 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,005 -Look, I was the oldest. It was my watch. 239 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:37,075 -Yeah, you left it behind when you left me behind. 240 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:41,679 -I left the watch for you, in case you had to sell it. 241 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:44,915 -I'd die before I ever sold that watch. 242 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:49,621 It's the only thing I have of him. 243 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:51,222 Or you! 244 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,890 We had a plan. 245 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:55,493 We were gonna make our money and go into business together. 246 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,762 Critch brothers. 247 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:01,099 Then you upped and left me for a girl. 248 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:05,770 -Kate wrote to me and told me she was pregnant. 249 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,105 I had to choose my family. 250 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,243 -I'm your family too, pat. 251 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:23,955 With jenny gone, you're the only family I have left, pat. 252 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:28,526 I came here to see you because life's too short to quarrel. 253 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,929 -I wouldn't know how long it is. 254 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,731 I haven't got a watch. 255 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:38,169 [watch ticking] 256 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,272 Adult mark (v.O.): Leo was right. 257 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,075 The only person I could count on was myself. 258 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,210 I stayed up all night rewriting. 259 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,246 I was gonna make it to the top, 260 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:51,282 Even if I had to walk over my friends to get there. 261 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,623 Newscaster: [tv] cfl action, third and final round. 262 00:10:58,758 --> 00:10:59,557 Oh, interception! 263 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,626 -Canadian football is terrible. 264 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,961 -Football was invented in canada. 265 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:07,365 -At mcgill university, by a... -Leo: Newfoundlander. 266 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,166 Pop: Exactly. 267 00:11:09,202 --> 00:11:11,001 -Hey. 268 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,270 What's in the bag? 269 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:13,905 -Oh, this, yeah. 270 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,174 Uh, I was just throwing some stuff out. 271 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,575 -Oh, yeah? 272 00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:19,377 -Just... 273 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,113 -Oh, my hat and my shirt... 274 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:25,383 -I needed some costumes for the play. 275 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:26,651 Support the arts! 276 00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,586 -You stay out of my room, okay? 277 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,788 That's it! That's done. 278 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,856 -Hey, hey, guys, look. 279 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,459 I got a bunch of old clothes in that box I brought. 280 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,794 You can have 'em. 281 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,295 Let's go take a look. 282 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,266 Come on. 283 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,868 Hey, go easy on the kid, huh? 284 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,937 You'll remember every time you didn't. 285 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:52,143 [poignant music] 286 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:56,347 Adult mark (v.O.): My new version of the play had it all: 287 00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,216 Drama, romance, comedy. 288 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,817 The only thing it didn't have 289 00:11:59,819 --> 00:12:01,085 Was stuff anyone else had written. 290 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,555 -You rewrote my speech? 291 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,656 How the hell am I supposed to learn new lines? 292 00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:06,924 The show's tonight! 293 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,126 -You want fame? Well, fame costs. 294 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,295 And right here is where you start paying. 295 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,030 With sweat. 296 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,966 -I don't want fame. 297 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,302 Ritche: Hey! The song I wrote is cut. 298 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,570 -Oh... 299 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,037 The song. 300 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,973 Well, it just wasn't working. 301 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,575 I didn't have the heart to say it before, 302 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,177 But it's show "business," not show "friends." 303 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,545 Adult mark (v.O.): Leo was right. 304 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,415 If I wanted it done right, I'd have to do it myself. 305 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,650 -I don't have any lines at all now. 306 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,051 My parents are coming. 307 00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,687 -There are no small parts, gary. 308 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,521 Only small actors. 309 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,923 -I guess I quit, then. 310 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,592 Mark: Quit? You can't quit! 311 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,528 The show's tonight! -Man, you really messed that up. 312 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,463 -If you don't go back to the old script, 313 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,398 I'm gonna quit too. 314 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,933 Adult mark (v.O.): I couldn't give in. 315 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:50,201 I was the director! 316 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,402 -Fine. 317 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,704 You're fired. 318 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,473 -You can't fire me. I quit! 319 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,007 -Still a little big. 320 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,612 -Come on, ritche. 321 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:01,746 -Ritche... 322 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,648 -I'm only in her scenes. 323 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,682 What's the point? 324 00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:05,850 -You're my best friend! 325 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,352 -Then why'd you cut my song? 326 00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,587 -Uh... 327 00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,589 Adult mark (v.O.): If my friends didn't have my back... 328 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,723 -Fine! 329 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,425 Adult mark (v.O.): I'd have my own. 330 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,628 -I wrote it, I'm directing it, and I'll star in it too. 331 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,833 You're not quitting? 332 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:22,900 -The only reason I'm staying 333 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:26,171 Is to see how this all goes down. 334 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,140 Adult mark (v.O.): If I didn't need anyone but myself, 335 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,408 Why did I feel so lonely? 336 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,118 -You're leaving so soon? 337 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,587 Things moving too slow in the sticks? 338 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,454 -[chuckles] 339 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,790 I spent the first 20 years of my life 340 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,392 Trying to get away from this place, 341 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,561 And I spent the last 20 wishing I'd never left. 342 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,330 -Hey, you don't have to go. 343 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,465 You could spend the next 20 here. 344 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,874 -I don't have 20, pat. 345 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:08,446 [poignant music] 346 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,081 ♪ 347 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,617 -How long you got? 348 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,819 -Who knows. 349 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,453 The doctor's just a kid. 350 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,457 But he was right about jenny, so... 351 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:29,100 I figured newfoundland would be just as I left it. 352 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,769 Like it was waiting for me. 353 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,505 But time moves on. 354 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,842 And coming back ain't the same as never leaving. 355 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:39,978 -Hm. 356 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,313 You did good. 357 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,016 You deserve to be proud. 358 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,653 -Hey, you win, pat. 359 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:53,324 What you built here, that'll last longer than any skyscraper. 360 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,626 You're the one that should be proud. 361 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:56,894 -Hm. 362 00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,730 You know, I think we both ended up 363 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,065 Where we we're supposed to be. 364 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,601 -[chuckles] 365 00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:04,669 Here... 366 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,672 Leo: This is yours. 367 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,308 [watch ticking] 368 00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,245 -Ah. 369 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,814 You hold onto it. 370 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,684 I'll get it next time. 371 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,420 -I'm out of time, pat. 372 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,891 Thanks for lending it to me. 373 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:31,429 ♪ 374 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,966 ♪ 375 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,769 ♪ 376 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,771 Announcement: And now the entry from st. Bridget's school, 377 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,239 "just a baby myself," 378 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:46,310 Written, directed by, and starring mark critch. 379 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,448 -Attention, students! 380 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:57,188 We have an expert here today to talk to you about the, uh... 381 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,223 The s word! 382 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,226 The, uh, "s-e-x" word. 383 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,797 ["cool" voice] oh, wow. Hah! 384 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,833 Adults can never talk to us kids straight about sex. 385 00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,335 Hah! 386 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,170 [jazz music playing] 387 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,105 -[regular voice] who said that? 388 00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:19,009 ["cool" voice] I did. 389 00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:23,313 But adults never hear us kids, do they? 390 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,483 Did I just break the fourth wall? 391 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,353 Better get a repair man, 'cause, yeah, I did. 392 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,355 You want the straight stuff? 393 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,858 This may not be your story... 394 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,092 But it could be! 395 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,294 So, be careful. 396 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,029 Careful... 397 00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:40,597 Of sex. 398 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,035 [electric guitar note] 399 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,436 -My coat? 400 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,571 [punk voice] hey! Huh! 401 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,373 Name's chuck. 402 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,009 ♪ 403 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,978 There are three things I love. 404 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:57,848 Girls, drugs, and sex. 405 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,053 And one thing I hate... 406 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,554 Condoms. 407 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,590 Adult mark (v.O.): The problem with not needing anybody 408 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,258 Is not having anyone to tell you 409 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,560 When you're making a fool of yourself. 410 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,295 -God... 411 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,869 Adult mark (v.O.): The thing about being in the spotlight 412 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,205 Is that you can't see who's in the audience. 413 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,140 -I have the test results... 414 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,812 You're pregnant. 415 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,680 [high voice] but I'm only 16. 416 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,415 A baby myself! 417 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,218 I-I mean... What'll I tell my parents? 418 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,756 It was supposed to be just one kiss! 419 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,493 How could I fall for all the lies he told me? 420 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:44,895 ["cool" voice] you can't get pregnant the first time! 421 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:47,364 You can't get pregnant in a swimming pool. 422 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,801 You can't get pregnant if you use a chip bag as a condom. 423 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,136 -Ugh! 424 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,538 -[high voice] I was an unwed mother. 425 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:58,576 There was no bou-quet but that was o-kay. 426 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,211 I mean, what would you get a teen bride, anyway? 427 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:05,049 A bouquet of oopsie-daisies? 428 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,985 And remember, my name's lisa, 429 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,520 But it could be... 430 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,587 You. 431 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:12,690 I'm gonna raise my son to respect women. 432 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,125 Women... 433 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:15,493 Like me. 434 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,396 [spotlight apparatus creaking] 435 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,235 [silence] 436 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,673 [hesitant applause] 437 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:30,407 -Thank you, thank you! 438 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:37,281 [more applause] 439 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,418 Announcement: There will be a short intermission 440 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,753 While the next school sets up. 441 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,221 -That was hilarious. 442 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,556 As good as a concert. 443 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,792 -It's not supposed to be funny. 444 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,826 -Well... 445 00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:51,495 -Mark... -Miss devine! 446 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,964 Can I say, you were just phenomenal on degrassi! 447 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,633 -Thank you. 448 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:59,303 The other kids in the program, were they sick, or... 449 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,771 -They weren't like us. 450 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,841 They didn't have that, uh, killer instinct, you know? 451 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:09,113 -The cast list is very different than what was submitted. 452 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,315 Theatre is a team sport, mark. 453 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,118 I'm afraid you're disqualified. 454 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,520 Save the drama for the stage. 455 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,389 You, young lady, you were great. 456 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:20,924 Very professional. 457 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,027 Walk with me? 458 00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:26,063 Adult mark (v.O.): Fox beamed brighter than any spotlight. 459 00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,999 But for me, it was curtains. 460 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,503 -That was somethin'. 461 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,238 -Here to see me embarrass myself? 462 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,673 -No. 463 00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,110 Actually, I'm here to see just how much of my stuff you stole. 464 00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,812 -Look, I'm sorry I stole all your stuff. 465 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,549 -We're brothers, right? 466 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,052 What's mine is yours. 467 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,353 -Same. 468 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,890 -I don't want any of your stuff. 469 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,492 -Understandable. 470 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,296 -Head up. 471 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,167 -[sighs] 472 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,568 Congratulations. 473 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,504 At least one of us has a future in show business. 474 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,106 -I don't want one. 475 00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,975 Neither did anybody else. 476 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:14,445 -Wha... Does everyone hate me? 477 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,247 -So what if they do? 478 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,515 You don't need anyone else, right? 479 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,321 Look, maybe you should try doing something 480 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,924 The rest of us wanna do once in a while. 481 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,593 Not everything has to be a one-man show. 482 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,064 -We need to set up. 483 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,132 -We're going, nerd. 484 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,201 Adult mark (v.O.): Sometimes we lock others out 485 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,270 Because we're afraid to let them in. 486 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,139 -Oh, uh, let me get this end. 487 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:43,908 -Thanks. 488 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:47,244 Adult mark (v.O.): But nobody can do it all on their own. 489 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,214 ♪ 490 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,482 -Oops. 491 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,684 Adult mark (v.O.): Sure, you can go it alone, 492 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:57,221 But life is sweeter with someone to share it. 493 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,423 -That's a sin for you! 494 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:00,858 Adult mark (v.O.): Life's too short 495 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,493 When you're with the people you love, 496 00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,162 And too long when you're on your own. 497 00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,765 ♪ 498 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,167 ♪ 499 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,303 Adult mark (v.O.): So, don't make it all about yourself, 500 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,771 And you might learn, 501 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,307 We make the best music when we learn to play together. 502 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:19,976 -One, two, three, four! -[dissonant music] 503 00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:23,880 ♪ 504 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,651 ♪ 505 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,720 ♪ 506 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,389 [dissonant music continues] 507 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:39,063 ♪ 508 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:43,934 ♪