1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,370 Adult mark (v.O.): There was a time when 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,472 The biggest decision a boy had to make on valentine's day 3 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:09,307 Was whether to go with the he-man or the spiderman cards. 4 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,709 But I was a teenager now, and like me, 5 00:00:11,746 --> 00:00:14,446 My valentines had matured. 6 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:17,716 -Oh, "you're one foxy lady, be my valentine." 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:18,917 Well, now! 8 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:21,720 -Mom, a little privacy. -She'll love it. 9 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,255 -I have some for my other friends. 10 00:00:23,324 --> 00:00:25,190 -I know. 11 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:27,325 But this is a special one. 12 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,828 Oh! You packed your own lunch? 13 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:32,397 -I'm not a baby anymore. 14 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,265 -[groans softly] 15 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:35,733 -Did the mail come? 16 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:37,335 -Pop, they're in alphabetical order! 17 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:38,837 -What? -Stop-- 18 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:40,472 Mary: No, the mail did not come today, 19 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:41,740 So you're just gonna have to wait. 20 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,275 -Wait? 21 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,477 That's like playing a game of russian roulette at my age. 22 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:48,447 -Won't be mail any time soon. The post office is on strike. 23 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:50,182 -Damn pinko posties! 24 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,217 I mean, I need my cheque! 25 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:54,553 -Well, your breakfast is free, hm? 26 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:59,224 -I mean, if they're on strike, I'm on strike. 27 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:02,894 I'm going back to bed. 28 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,564 -Mike! Breakfast. 29 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,900 Mark's been doing his valentine's cards. 30 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,367 Did you remember yours? 31 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,736 -Oh! That reminds me, I ran into yim lee. 32 00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:12,971 Terrible news. 33 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:14,139 -Who's that? 34 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,707 -When your father and I were first married, 35 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,909 We lived over a chinese restaurant on water street. 36 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:20,112 Lovely couple. Hm. What's wrong? 37 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,181 -He's opening a new location down the road, 38 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,715 And he's invited us there tomorrow night, 39 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:24,649 The whole family. 40 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,451 -Oh, that's wonderful! 41 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,386 -For you! I hate restaurants. 42 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,688 -Oh. 43 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,890 -And it's the grand opening. Whole place is gonna be packed! 44 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:33,992 -Aw, it's a date, on valentine's day! 45 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,393 Oh, mike. 46 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,863 -Ah, I suppose there's no getting out of it now. 47 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,798 Yim's been good to us. 48 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:44,436 -[phone ringing] -oh, for the love of god! 49 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:46,705 [picks up phone] hello? 50 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,307 Mark, it's for you. 51 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:49,407 It's cara. 52 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:50,608 Adult mark (v.O.): Cara! 53 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:51,943 Protestant princess. 54 00:01:51,979 --> 00:01:54,212 The most exotic person I knew. 55 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,815 And even though she had kicked my ass on regional television, 56 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,284 I was inexplicably drawn to her, 57 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,820 Like mr. Chafe to a can of vienna sausages. 58 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:03,955 -Uh, hello? -Cara: [phone] hi. 59 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:08,293 So, I was thinking, I want you to be my valentine. 60 00:02:08,428 --> 00:02:10,295 Tomorrow's Friday. 61 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:11,563 We should do something. 62 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,966 Adult mark (v.O.): I'd never said no to a girl before. 63 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,700 I'd never said yes either, but still. 64 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,235 -Uh, wow! 65 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:19,237 Your-- your valentine? 66 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,772 Uh, that is quite the offer. 67 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,307 Uh, thank you. 68 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,843 You see, my family and I are going out for dinner, so I... 69 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,045 -Then it's a date. 70 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:28,847 Talk later... 71 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,515 Valentine. 72 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:33,851 [dial tone] 73 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:35,387 [hangs up phone] 74 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,656 Adult mark (v.O.): Cupid's arrow had shot me in the foot. 75 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,658 -I thought you already had a valentine. 76 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:42,361 -Mom! Privacy! -Hm! 77 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,728 Breakfast. 78 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:48,266 Should be able to eat a lot with two faces, hm? 79 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:49,934 -I've lost my appetite. 80 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,336 I'm going to school. 81 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:55,741 Mike sr: Breaking news! 82 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,509 Late last night, early this morning, 83 00:02:57,511 --> 00:03:00,278 Negotiations with the postal workers' union broke off 84 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,948 With government hoping to "stamp out" an uprising. 85 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:05,550 They told the union the "cheque is in the mail," 86 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:08,487 But neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow will keep the posties 87 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,689 From coming back to the table. 88 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,926 Mike critch, the vocm news service. 89 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,362 -Hey, dad, we need the room. 90 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:18,563 We're gettin' a photo for the new 91 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:21,400 Vo magic morning billboard. 92 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,502 -Where's dick? 93 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:29,374 -Jesus, mary, and joseph. 94 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:30,909 -Looks great, dick. 95 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,577 -What looks great? 96 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,846 -The-- you-- [clears throat awkwardly] 97 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:37,749 -Am I, uh, still taking the photo, or, uh... 98 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,852 -No, gertie, that'll do. Thank you. 99 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,256 -Yeah. 100 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:48,727 -What's all this about? 101 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,528 -I'm shagged, mike, b'y. 102 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:54,633 Mr. Murphy is practically giving my show to your youngster. 103 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,534 You know what that means. 104 00:03:56,604 --> 00:03:58,469 I'm slipping down the dial. 105 00:03:58,505 --> 00:03:59,805 First it's mornings, 106 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:01,940 Then the afternoon drive, then oldies... 107 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,543 Then fired! 108 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,544 -You're not wrong. 109 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,680 -What? -I mean, don't worry about it. 110 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,481 -Oh, c'mon, mike, b'y. 111 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:12,450 I'm gonna be 40 soon. 112 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:18,423 -Look, dick, we're all gettin' older. 113 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:20,892 Maybe it's just time you started to... 114 00:04:20,961 --> 00:04:22,560 Act your age. 115 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:28,099 [rock music] 116 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:32,103 ♪ 117 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:35,039 [guitar solo] 118 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:37,643 ♪ 119 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:42,614 -Mary: Ah, here. -Thank you. 120 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,048 -Thanks for coming over, suzanne. 121 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:47,051 I just don't know what to do with myself these days! 122 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,653 Young mike's always working, 123 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,857 And mark don't want to be anywhere near me. 124 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,926 And his father is just too stressed to talk to. 125 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:58,163 It's like nobody needs me anymore. 126 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,965 -Did my cheque come? 127 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,900 -Will you frig off? I'm talking to suzanne! 128 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:05,136 -Oh. -[both muttering greetings] 129 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:07,605 -Ever since my ex moved, I... 130 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,874 I've been having a hard time making ends meet. 131 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,476 I had to take another job. 132 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:15,614 -Oh, sin. What are you doing now? 133 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,817 -I'm a scab down to the post office. 134 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:20,018 -Well, what do you do? 135 00:05:20,087 --> 00:05:21,619 -Well, it's just sorting mail. 136 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:23,788 Sometimes they get me to deliver it. 137 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:27,959 It's just a couple of hours a day until the strike is over. 138 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,961 Jeez, girl, mary girl. 139 00:05:29,963 --> 00:05:31,429 They're always looking for fill-ins. 140 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,231 Why don't you come down with me and sign up? 141 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:34,833 -Oh, I don't know, girl. 142 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,568 I mean, what about the ones on strike? 143 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:37,602 Isn't that bad? 144 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:38,670 -Oh, well-- 145 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,573 -You know, the way I looks at it, 146 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:45,577 If there weren't scabs-- replacement workers-- 147 00:05:45,646 --> 00:05:47,879 Then they'd be forced to go back to work. 148 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:51,048 I mean, you'd be supporting their cause... 149 00:05:51,085 --> 00:05:52,917 From the inside. 150 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:54,586 -I don't know, pop. 151 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:55,820 -Oh! 152 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,023 I mean, you know what your trouble is? 153 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,724 You are co-dependent. 154 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:00,992 -What? -No, no, no, no, no. 155 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,795 Don't. I saw it on donahue. 156 00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:07,999 Because you give and you give and you give. 157 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,734 But you can't set yourself on fire 158 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:13,572 Just to keep other people warm. Take the job! 159 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:16,608 Say goodbye to "mom." 160 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:19,711 Say hello to "mary" again! 161 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:20,912 -You are right. 162 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:23,147 That crowd would be lucky to have me! 163 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,283 -Yeah! -I'm gonna do it. 164 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,685 [all laughing] 165 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,920 -Ah, good! 166 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,756 Oh... And, uh, listen, 167 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,825 While you're down there, 168 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,027 Would you look for my cheque? 169 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,165 Ritche: So, let me get this straight. 170 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:44,035 You have not one, but two girlfriends now? 171 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,637 You've gone full archie andrews! 172 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:46,971 -Look, it's not like that. 173 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,840 Cara and fox are just... 174 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,042 Two friends who happen to be girls. 175 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,011 -They both have feelings for you. 176 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,712 -Your point being? 177 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,782 -You need to be honest with them. 178 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,918 -I know, I... 179 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:00,852 I like them both. 180 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:02,721 And they both seem to like me. 181 00:07:02,856 --> 00:07:04,523 And I really like being liked. 182 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:08,193 -And if fox finds out, she's gonna be really hurt. 183 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,828 Then she's really gonna hurt you. 184 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:13,731 -Hey, guys. 185 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:14,933 What are you talking about? 186 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,935 -Uh... Nothing. 187 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:21,873 [fox sighs] 188 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:28,946 Tv: Our final story tonight is all about looking for love. 189 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,815 -Where the hell's your mudder? 190 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,884 Tv: A marvellous horse by the name of shagra... 191 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:35,020 -We should be a quarter to dessert by now! 192 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:36,054 -Shh! -[phone ringing on tv] 193 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:39,824 - Meet the amazing shagra. - [pop laughing] 194 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,660 Adult mark (v.O.): I bought the chocolates for fox, 195 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:45,897 But with mom gone, this was a matter of survival. 196 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,866 Pop: Yeah, whoa, chocolate! 197 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,333 Ooh-hoo! 198 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,905 -Hm, coconut, disgusting! -[front door opens and shuts] 199 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,207 -Where's the map? 200 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,608 Mike sr: Mary! 201 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,842 Where the hell have you been? 202 00:07:57,845 --> 00:07:59,677 -Oh, didn't pop tell ya? 203 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,846 I got a temp job down at the post office. 204 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,181 -Oh, awesome, mom. 205 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,250 -You're a scab? 206 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,518 -I'll make dinner. 207 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,886 -But we already ate. 208 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,086 So there. 209 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:11,922 -What? Wha-- wha-- what? 210 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:13,792 -Well... 211 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:16,127 That's just fine, then. 212 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:18,930 -It's very fine, indeed. 213 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,601 Mark: Dad... 214 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,803 -I can't read this! 215 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,271 Here. 216 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,206 Bite that. 217 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,310 -Mm... Orange. 218 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,345 -This thing is a mine field. 219 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,018 Sister rose: I know you are anxious 220 00:08:40,087 --> 00:08:41,886 To pass out your valentines, children. 221 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:44,188 But remember, the real saint valentine 222 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:48,359 Was not some chocolate-crazed sex fiend. 223 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,162 He married christians in secrecy until he was discovered 224 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,731 By the roman emperor, arrested, 225 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:57,068 And beaten to death with clubs and beheaded... 226 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,971 On February 14th. 227 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,106 -So... 228 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,574 "love hurts"? 229 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,241 [class laughs] 230 00:09:04,278 --> 00:09:05,610 [ruler slams] 231 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,780 [school bell rings] 232 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:13,184 Adult mark (v.O.): Passing out valentines in class. 233 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,987 It didn't mean you actually loved someone... 234 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,790 Until it did. 235 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,959 As long as I didn't give her my card, 236 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:24,796 I'd be in the clear. 237 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,398 Love must really be blind, 238 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,199 Because I did not see that coming. 239 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,868 -Oh! 240 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,737 Adult mark (v.O.): If I had two valentines, 241 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:36,207 My heart would not be the only thing broken. 242 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:37,475 -I... 243 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,743 Don't have yours. 244 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,379 I-I didn't know you were into this kind of stuff. 245 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:45,216 -Oh, no, I'm not. 246 00:09:45,218 --> 00:09:47,351 It's a joke. 247 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,220 It's totally stupid. 248 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,956 -Yeah, right. Stupid, right? 249 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,658 -Mm-hm. 250 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,162 -So, wanna hang out? 251 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,068 -Uh... Uh, I can't. 252 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,436 Because I've got a family thing. 253 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,806 With just my family. 254 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,274 Alone. 255 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,709 All of us. 256 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:11,976 Adult mark (v.O.): Smooth. 257 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,711 -Yeah, me too. 258 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,246 I got somewhere I gotta be. 259 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,447 -Where? 260 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,917 -What are you, writing a book? 261 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,455 -Valentine's day is stupid. 262 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,123 -Yeah. 263 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,124 Stupid. 264 00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:29,393 -Stupid. 265 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,862 Adult mark (v.O.): Lies are wrong, 266 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,431 But sometimes the truth isn't right either. 267 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,872 -"girl you know it's true" by mile-y vanilla. 268 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,207 He's some singer, one of my faves. 269 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:45,143 Keeping you alive on the afternoon drive, 270 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:46,811 I'm dick dunphy. 271 00:10:46,946 --> 00:10:50,214 Slippin' down to number four, here's glass tiger. 272 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:57,021 ["someday" by glass tiger playing] 273 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,956 590 vocm requests. 274 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,892 You've got a dick on the line. 275 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,960 Girl: [phone] hi, is this dick dunphy? 276 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,495 -The one and only, my lovely. 277 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,831 - Oh, wow. Um... 278 00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,099 I'm kinda nervous. 279 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,300 -Don't be, my ducky. 280 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,036 Celebrities are just like regular people 281 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,303 'cept everybody knows 'em. 282 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,038 - Yeah, it's just... 283 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,207 I've been waiting to talk to you my whole life. 284 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,209 -And how long has that been, honey? 285 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,244 - I'm 19. 286 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,313 -[quietly] still got it. 287 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:23,381 What's your name, ducky? 288 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,382 -Amanda. 289 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,450 Amanda loveless. 290 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:28,052 -Loveless? 291 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,788 Now, you wouldn't be anything to yvonne loveless, would ya? 292 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,790 -That's my mom. 293 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,259 -Look, look, I knows your mudder, and-- 294 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,327 -I'm just gonna say it. 295 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:38,195 I think I'm your daughter. 296 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,331 I just found something out. Can we meet-- 297 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,800 [slams down phone] 298 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,201 ♪ 299 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,804 -Let's see. Ooh, dick dunphy... 300 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,939 Huh... 301 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,275 Personal and confidential. 302 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,409 Hoo-hoo-hoo, this should be good! 303 00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:53,411 Mary: Hey! 304 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,613 That's a federal offence, you old coot! 305 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,114 You got your cheque. 306 00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,084 Leave other people's mail alone! I still have to deliver these. 307 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,486 -What, you're delivering and sorting? 308 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,487 -Mm-hm. 309 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,622 -Oh, they must really need you down there. 310 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,224 Way more than up here. 311 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,959 -It's nice to be needed. 312 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,126 -Yeah. 313 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,829 -Look, this one's for you. 314 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,498 It's from the church. 315 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:14,966 -Good god, mary! 316 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,234 You're bringing mail home now? We'll all be arrested! 317 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:19,771 -It's for me. -Iron your shirt! 318 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,505 And give this to dick dunphy. 319 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,408 If that's not too scabby for ya. 320 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,044 -Uh, you better do it. 321 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,045 -Why is it wet? 322 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,381 -Huh? 323 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,317 Hoo-hoo! 324 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,519 Oh, it's from sister rose. 325 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,854 A valentine. 326 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,456 -That's the sacred heart of jesus. 327 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,857 It's a mass card. 328 00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:42,026 Are you sick? 329 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,328 -Naughty girl. 330 00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:46,464 -Oh... Ugh. 331 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:50,802 ["someday" by glass tiger playing] 332 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,871 [door opens] 333 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:56,273 ♪ 334 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,342 -Hey, dick. 335 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,210 -Don't do that, mike b'y. 336 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,212 I'm 40! 337 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,480 -Uh... 338 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,082 Mom wanted me to give this to you. 339 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,353 -Geez. 340 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:11,155 It's from my old flame, yvonne loveless. 341 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:17,027 "dick, we have a daughter amanda 342 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:20,164 "who will try and contact you soon if she already hasn't. 343 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,632 "her number is on the bottom. 344 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,202 "you can contact her if you wish, 345 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,669 "but don't contact me." 346 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,174 So... I am someone's daddy. 347 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:33,378 -Maybe you should reach out to her. 348 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:37,715 -Oh, I don't know. 349 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,051 What if she don't like me? 350 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,986 -That's impossible. 351 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:46,925 [poignant music] 352 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,960 [dialling number] 353 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,933 [line ringing] 354 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,603 -Amanda: [phone] hello? -Hello, amanda? 355 00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,937 -Yes? 356 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,472 -It's dick. 357 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:02,673 Your dad. 358 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:07,444 What are you at for valen-time's? 359 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,016 Adult mark (v.O.): I was so confused. 360 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,151 How could I have feelings for two girls? 361 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:16,220 Cara had been in and out of my life, 362 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,357 But fox had always been there. 363 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,358 ♪ 364 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,294 -Ow! Frig! 365 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:27,031 -Dozed off there? 366 00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,100 -Yeah, I'm bagged. 367 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,169 I had to get my brother ready this morning 368 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,071 And I gotta watch him again after school, and then... 369 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,441 Don't matter. Just... 370 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,577 My mom's never home no more, and things just... 371 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,979 Suck lately. 372 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,514 You know? 373 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:47,218 Driver: Kid, are you gettin' off or not? 374 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,219 -Just a minute! 375 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:58,595 Happy valentine's? 376 00:14:58,632 --> 00:15:01,999 -I thought you never had one for me. 377 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,535 -It's nothing special. 378 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,440 -It's really nice. 379 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,743 It's a real one, not a kid one. That's-- 380 00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,411 Driver: Come on, kid! 381 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,214 -Yeah, sorry! 382 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:20,218 Bye! Love you. 383 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,419 [record scratch sound] 384 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,353 Adult mark (v.O.): " love you"? 385 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:24,555 -I mean, bye. 386 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,791 Adult mark (v.O.): What the hell was I doing? 387 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,225 Kids: Ooh! 388 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,360 Adult mark (v.O.): Damn cupid! 389 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,062 Who gives a baby a bow and arrow? 390 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:42,673 ♪ 391 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:45,710 ♪ 392 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,544 ♪ 393 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,612 Waitress: Welcome to kenmount. 394 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,648 Mary: Thank you. 395 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,150 Mark: Thank you. 396 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,784 Mike sr: So, what are you having? 397 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,153 Mary: Beef and broccoli. 398 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,454 -What's in that? 399 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,489 I don't know what I want. 400 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,025 -It's all good. We can get two number ones. 401 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,793 -Why don't we just split a number two, then? 402 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,262 -It's not enough. You should split a number three. 403 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,131 -Yeah. -Three doesn't go into two. 404 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,402 -Hi, mike, mary! -Oh! 405 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:12,837 -Thanks so much for coming. 406 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,273 -Oh, yim. What a terrific spot! 407 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,207 What an amazing menu you have here. 408 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,675 We're gonna split a number three, 409 00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:21,679 And maybe get a side of that nice red gravy. 410 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,547 -Perfect. I'll get your waitress. 411 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,352 -What? 412 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,488 -So, cara... 413 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,490 What does your father do? 414 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,626 -My dad's an engineer, and my mom teaches nursing. 415 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,361 -Well, that's nice! 416 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,496 I work too. 417 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,898 -Oh, mark hasn't mentioned. 418 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,466 What do you do, ms. Critch? 419 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,768 -Well... -She's a scab. 420 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,637 -Mailman. [coughs] 421 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,305 Mom's a mailman. 422 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,306 -Yes. 423 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,776 -Ooh, meatballs! 424 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:54,111 Made with chicken? 425 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,381 -I might have to use a public facility. 426 00:16:56,516 --> 00:17:00,250 Why didn't you ask me if I had to go before we left the house? 427 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:02,253 -I can't do anything right! 428 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,824 -What's this all about? 429 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:10,194 -I'm not needed home anymore. 430 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,396 I get it. 431 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,931 -Not needed? 432 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:17,668 Sure, I'm all wrinkled and half starved to death. 433 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,470 But you're more than that. 434 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,739 You're the glue holds this whole family together. 435 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:26,410 Those posties, they got a damn fine worker, 436 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,613 But we lost a wonderful boss. 437 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:37,288 Pop: Oh, get a room. 438 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,657 I've lost my appetite. 439 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,559 -Hi, can I take your... 440 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,761 [dramatic music] 441 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,463 -Oh... -Fox! 442 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,198 -You work here? 443 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,169 Cute. 444 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,537 -No, wait! 445 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:56,173 Wait, just... 446 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,276 [grunts] ridiculous... 447 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,245 [mike sr. Sighs] 448 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:02,846 Mark: Fox, just... 449 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,285 Why didn't you tell me you had a job? 450 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:10,387 -Why didn't you tell me you had a girlfriend? 451 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,857 -Uh... 452 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,325 -Figures. 453 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,927 Couldn't take cinderella out to dinner, right? 454 00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,864 I mean, who'd serve it? 455 00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,999 -I think it's cool you work here, I just... 456 00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,767 -I didn't have a choice! 457 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,603 Since dad shagged off, mom can't keep up. 458 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:31,809 So, what was with the card? 459 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:32,877 You pity me? 460 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,412 -No. 461 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,147 No, she asked me. 462 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,882 I-I didn't know what to say, but I promise, 463 00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,853 I got my card for you first, I swear. 464 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,420 -You could have said no, 465 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,789 "I like someone else," and not waste my time. 466 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,827 Or is that too grown-up for you? 467 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,962 -No... -Where's the payphone? 468 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,832 I'm gonna call my mom. 469 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,500 -Please, just... 470 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:03,574 ♪ 471 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,877 -So... 472 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,445 So, now, maybe we can-- 473 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,713 -Arse. 474 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,783 Adult mark (v.O.): Love is truly a mysterious thing. 475 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,753 Charlie dore: ♪ pilot of the airwaves ♪ 476 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,255 ♪ here is my request ♪ 477 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,923 Adult mark (v.O.): Whether it's old love... 478 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,858 Charlie dore: ♪ you don't have to play it ♪ 479 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,859 ♪ but I hope you'll do your best ♪ 480 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,795 Adult mark (v.O.): Love that we're not ready for... 481 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,364 Charlie dore: ♪ I've been listening to your show ♪ 482 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:29,367 ♪ on the radio ♪ 483 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:34,605 ♪ and you seem like a friend to me ♪ 484 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,740 ♪ 485 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:40,878 ♪ or a record of your choice, I don't mind ♪ 486 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,948 Adult mark (v.O.): Or just a love for what you do in life. 487 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,083 ♪ saying this is for the girl ♪ 488 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,552 ♪ who didn't sign her name ♪ 489 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,554 Adult mark (v.O.): Or love of family. 490 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:53,824 ♪ 491 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,027 Charlie dore: ♪ late at night I'm still listening... ♪ 492 00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,029 -Ooh! 493 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,365 Second level. 494 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,699 Oh-ho-ho. 495 00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:05,435 Mm... 496 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,705 Mm, crap! 497 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,906 Orange. 498 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,042 Ooh, do you want one? 499 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,643 I mean, you bought them. 500 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,777 -You can have 'em. 501 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,513 -Hm. 502 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,982 You know, you may think I'm a bit of a glutton 503 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,518 For eating all your chocolates, but I'll remind you, 504 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:25,355 You're the one who's trying to get two girlfriends. 505 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,658 -It's not like that. I... 506 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,061 I just like them for different things. 507 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,396 -It seems to me 508 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,732 That cara is trying to push herself into your heart, 509 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,803 But little miss red already has a special place there. 510 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,640 Am I right? 511 00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,342 ♪ 512 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,744 -I'm pretty sure she doesn't want 513 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,013 Anything to do with me anymore. 514 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:52,616 -You know, sometimes really loving someone 515 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:55,820 Means knowing when to let them go. 516 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,558 -How do I know how to do that? 517 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,626 -Well, don't ask me! 518 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,929 I've never been able to figure that out. 519 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,465 ♪ 520 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,500 ♪ 521 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,834 -Night, pop. 522 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,170 Adult mark (v.O.): I guess you can't follow your heart 523 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,906 If it's more confused than your head. 524 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:18,375 Pop: Oh, cherry! 525 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:19,910 Disgusting! 526 00:21:23,016 --> 00:21:27,050 ♪ 527 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:30,721 ♪ 528 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:31,855 ♪ 529 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:36,593 ♪ 530 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:40,163 ♪