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‪NETFLIX 實境影集

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‪史旺奇！

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‪史旺奇！

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‪我等不及去找史旺奇聊近況

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‪告訴他剛發生了什麼事
‪還有我戴上新婚戒

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‪安妮！

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‪史旺奇！

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‪我很期待見到安妮

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- ‪她跟2
- Face去太陽城好幾天了

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‪老天，在我分享旅途見聞前
‪猜猜誰要結婚了？

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‪誰要結婚啊？

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‪-別耍我！
‪-他又求婚一次

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‪真的假的？

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‪聽到這個消息我非常雀躍

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‪光是看到她開心就勝過一切

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‪因為安妮經歷了許多波折

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‪一切看似很順利，很美好

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‪但一路走來非常漫長

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‪我覺得這也是妳人生的新起點

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‪是新的十年

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‪-沒錯！
‪-一切煥然一新

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‪有新戒指和新婚禮…

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‪-新婚禮
‪-妳要生新的小孩嗎？

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‪我們有七個孩子，不用了！

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‪再生一個

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‪我等不及了，迫不及待！

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‪我們來到這裡
‪老實說，我不知道來幹嘛

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‪史旺奇打給我說
‪“姊妹，快來吧！”，所以我就來了

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‪這是約翰尼斯堡的社交中心

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‪所以平常就熱鬧非凡

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‪嗨咖來了！

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‪-哈囉！
‪-嘿，帥哥！

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‪他們說要打扮帥氣
‪所以帥哥就華麗登場

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‪我看起來很可口

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‪-薩莉，別開口
‪-嗨，帥哥

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‪戴蒙不在，別讓我打開話匣

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‪薩莉笑意盈盈

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‪而且是對著我笑

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‪所以我環顧四周

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‪戴蒙不見人影，太棒了

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‪-妳好
‪-嗨，寶貝

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‪給我一個擁抱

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‪-真好！
‪-真的嗎？

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‪別說這麼大聲

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‪怎麼搞的？

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‪兩位…

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‪老兄，薩莉拼命對我賣弄風情

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‪我不想聽

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‪你看到了嗎？

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‪-我…
‪-不是我的想像吧

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‪非禮勿視、非禮勿聽

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‪安迪利和薩莉

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‪對我來說有點太過親密了

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‪我們知道戴蒙愛這個女人

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‪今晚守規矩點！

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‪我知道啦！

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‪幫我拿酒，省的你手去摸她的奶

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‪還是老樣子！

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‪我跟安妮叫上朋友們

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- ‪因為2
- Baba和安妮要重許婚誓，所以…

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‪這是慶祝活動

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‪要做什麼？現在總算說得通了

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‪安妮穿著超短裙走進來
‪那根本不是裙子，是襯衫

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‪妳好嗎？

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‪寶貝，這是我狂野又酷炫的朋友

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‪幸會

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‪難怪她會銷聲匿跡，她突然沉寂了

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- ‪嗨，2
- Baba，你好嗎？

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‪-很高興見到你
‪-寶貝，這是真實DJ

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‪我跟你說過凱莉

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‪性生活美滿的女人我一眼就能看出

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‪她笑得合不攏嘴

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‪老公在身邊很幸福吧？

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‪安妮看起來很開心

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‪但同時

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‪我覺得好像…

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‪（女老闆 薩莉）

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‪…不是發自內心的快樂

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‪我不知道

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‪好了，各位，我帶著興奮的心情

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‪想跟大家分享這個消息

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‪伊納森二度求婚，我們要重許婚誓

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‪現在我可以站起來了

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‪我不知道該做何感想

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‪怎麼說呢，內心五味雜陳

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‪他們經歷過風風雨雨
‪現在又重新墜入愛河

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‪我們都知道
‪她對婚姻和丈夫的真實感受

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‪我不是很肯定

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‪卡妮，昨晚我渾身發抖，哭得很傷心

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‪因為伊納森說了一些事

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‪我以為他這些年來都視若無睹

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‪就好像…這個男人

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‪他對什麼都漫不在乎，不在乎我

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‪對我太漠視了

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‪要不是我愛你，早就走人
‪因為你很不貼心

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‪事情不像她表現出來那樣

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‪這段感情還有更多內幕，不只是她說

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‪“你很漫不在乎，你能改變嗎？”

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‪溫柔點，妳這是威脅他

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‪-沒有！
‪-不，她說的是事實

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‪她把信任誤以為是漫不在乎

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‪我信任她

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‪-真為你們開心
‪-做得好，好樣的

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‪謝謝你，兄弟

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‪我知道他有多重要
‪以及她多重視這段感情

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‪還有她放棄了多少

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‪她對過去失望，但對未來充滿期待

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‪善待她，因為你是她的一切

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‪各位，恐怕我得走啦，我要趕去機場

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‪-這麼快！
‪-是啊

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‪-走之前讓我好好看看你
‪-我想先跟他聊兩句

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‪-去吧
‪-妳想跟他談談嗎？好啊

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‪-抱歉，沒什麼大事
‪-沒關係

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‪我請伊納森到旁邊聊兩句

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‪因為安妮老是把
‪“我怎麼認識她老公”這件事掛嘴邊

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‪她似乎無法平心靜氣接受

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‪薩莉，怎麼回事？

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‪-寶貝，前面走，不要走她後面
‪-什麼事？

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‪真是的！

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‪我很能接受…我不知道這是幹嘛

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‪你們最近怎麼樣？

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‪因為在我孩子的爸的派對上
‪我們跟你打招呼

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‪她也跟你打招呼
‪你說：“嗨，戴蒙，薩莉”

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‪你還叫我“女老闆薩莉”

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‪她不太高興

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‪她一直問我
‪“妳怎麼認識我老公的？”

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‪她很在意
‪我說：“安妮，我跟妳老公沒那麼熟”

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‪我們不是舊情人那種交情

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‪哇！怎麼有這種事？

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‪我真的啞口無言

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‪妳想讓她胡思亂想嗎？

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‪沒有，如果我要這麼做
‪大可以說：“對，我睡過妳男人”

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‪她一定會說…安妮！

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‪-我在這，寶貝！
‪-過來！

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‪我不知道她為什麼叫我
‪但今天很開心

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‪所以去就去吧

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‪我說：“各位，失陪
‪我去跟薩莉和伊納森聊天“”

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‪-讓我把話說清楚
‪-好

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‪我跟妳的男人沒上過床…

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‪-我沒這麼想…
‪-從沒有過…聽著！

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‪-妹子，妳有不安全感
‪-妳要害她想太多嗎？

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‪這是怎樣？

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‪妳幹嘛在我老公面前跟我說這些？

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‪太不懂得尊重人了

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‪沒有，但寶貝你知道嗎？
‪電話掛斷後，你可以問大家

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‪你說：“跟女老闆薩莉問好”

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‪所以我才問她
‪“妳說妳怎麼認識他的？”

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‪-我也有問你對吧？
‪-妹子，別在妳老公面前裝

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‪妳不是這樣說的

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‪-“妳怎麼認識我老公？”
‪-我說：“妳怎麼認識他？”

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‪不是那種語氣

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‪我很驚訝

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‪所以滿意了嗎？

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‪伊納森偏好黑人女性，相信我

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‪-滿意了嗎？
‪-他喜歡黑人女性

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‪來，我們走吧

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‪他不是我未婚生子的對象

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‪不是我男友或我的約會對象

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‪他是我丈夫，我們結婚十年了

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‪妳憑什麼在他面前對我說這種話？

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‪-天啊，沒事啦
‪-他走在我後面

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‪-他走在我後頭，不能怪我
‪-他喜歡小屁股，可愛小巧的屁股

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‪他們會偷吃跟原本喜歡的相反類型

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‪我不知道怎麼回事
‪我不懂，也無法解釋

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‪-寶貝，我們得走了
‪-對

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‪我們走吧

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‪你們為什麼要…？

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‪-你們要去哪裡？
‪-他們要回臥室

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‪我真的不希望他離開
‪我希望他跟我朋友多培養感情

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‪但他不走不行

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‪他得回去工作

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‪請跟我過來

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‪我們今天可以不要吵嗎？我心情很好

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‪-不，沒人要吵架
‪-能讓我平靜地回家嗎？

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‪我們都很開心，對吧？

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‪我和卡妮的最後幾次互動
‪都以充滿火藥味收場

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‪所以我把她拉到一旁

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‪讓我們能理性冷靜地成熟溝通

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‪相信我，她不會喜歡
‪真實DJ的處理方式

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‪她一定會爆炸！

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‪今天能不能風平浪靜地結束？

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‪我和真實DJ能不能理智地交談？

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‪我想要…

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‪為了…

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‪發生的事道歉，我有一部分責任

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‪如果我有哪裡踰越分際

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‪我想說對不起

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‪我明白有時剛展開新戀情

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‪妳無法理智思考

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‪很顯然那個四眼田雞
‪把妳迷得暈頭轉向

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‪那個眼鏡仔對妳內射

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‪所以妳被沖昏頭

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‪沒關係

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‪真的

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‪你道了歉，但又說我被迷暈…

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00:10:00,043 --> 00:10:01,723
‪你還是繼續惹毛我，老兄

197
00:10:01,803 --> 00:10:03,483
‪那不叫道歉

198
00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:05,723
‪道完歉要給彼此空間

199
00:10:06,363 --> 00:10:08,043
‪他還是把問題投射到我身上

200
00:10:08,123 --> 00:10:11,723
‪你說得好像我缺乏理智
‪搞不清楚狀況

201
00:10:11,803 --> 00:10:14,323
‪-不，妳有理智
‪-我都是因為看上他的老二

202
00:10:14,923 --> 00:10:18,523
‪不是因為老二，但老二很不賴吧？

203
00:10:20,403 --> 00:10:23,643
‪我很倒楣，因為我像他的倒影

204
00:10:24,443 --> 00:10:26,723
‪所以我今天才說對不起

205
00:10:26,803 --> 00:10:31,043
‪我不知道我哪裡惹到妳
‪但我只想道歉

206
00:10:31,123 --> 00:10:32,043
‪謝謝

207
00:10:33,123 --> 00:10:35,883
‪我知道過去幾星期我們吵過架

208
00:10:35,963 --> 00:10:38,163
‪不管發生什麼事

209
00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:42,363
‪我希望她知道
‪我說那些話的出發點都是好的

210
00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:44,843
‪我當然想跟她和好

211
00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:52,643
‪我跟薩莉一直四目交纏，彼此微笑

212
00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:55,483
‪我想著要多瞭解她的生活

213
00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:58,523
‪我跟戴蒙聊過，就他而言

214
00:10:58,603 --> 00:11:01,043
‪他已經釋懷了
‪但我必須聽聽她的說法

215
00:11:01,123 --> 00:11:03,443
‪因為在他家時，他們看起來很親密

216
00:11:03,523 --> 00:11:06,323
‪我和他已經沒有曖昧，所以…

217
00:11:06,923 --> 00:11:10,003
‪-少來，薩莉，我看到你們…
‪-我發誓，跟你保證

218
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,323
‪那兩個…？

219
00:11:12,203 --> 00:11:13,723
‪他為什麼握著她的手？

220
00:11:14,523 --> 00:11:15,683
‪沒什麼

221
00:11:15,763 --> 00:11:16,963
‪只是…

222
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:22,203
‪安迪利，你跟薩莉沉浸在兩人世界
‪怎麼回事？

223
00:11:22,283 --> 00:11:24,283
‪-我們在喝干邑白蘭地
‪-薩莉，過來一點

224
00:11:24,363 --> 00:11:25,323
‪我很困惑

225
00:11:25,843 --> 00:11:29,603
‪你們為什麼要卿卿我我？

226
00:11:29,683 --> 00:11:30,843
‪還抱抱？

227
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:33,403
‪畫面太煽情，我看不下去了

228
00:11:33,483 --> 00:11:37,083
‪-我在這裡讓你吃味嗎？
‪-我？哪有？沒有啊，好好享受吧

229
00:11:37,723 --> 00:11:39,563
‪-不，我們喜歡…
‪-口氣很酸耶

230
00:11:39,643 --> 00:11:40,523
‪搞什麼？

231
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,403
‪-我們要好好聊一下
‪-聊什麼？

232
00:11:44,163 --> 00:11:45,963
‪安迪利和薩莉慾火焚身

233
00:11:46,723 --> 00:11:48,003
‪而且很不負責任

234
00:11:48,723 --> 00:11:51,563
‪註定會釀成大禍

235
00:11:52,883 --> 00:11:54,123
‪你明明在吃醋！

236
00:11:54,883 --> 00:11:58,403
‪我們都是成年人
‪如果我們想私下聊，那是我們的自由

237
00:11:58,483 --> 00:12:02,883
‪他跟他們誰交往嗎？沒有
‪我跟他們誰有交往嗎？沒有

238
00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:05,203
‪-妳生活中有對象了嗎？
‪-有

239
00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:07,923
‪戴蒙知道妳有對象嗎？

240
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:09,603
‪戴蒙知道

241
00:12:09,683 --> 00:12:10,883
‪他不在意？

242
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:15,443
‪我不知道，我沒問過
‪“我有男友，你做何感想？”

243
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:17,203
‪聽好了

244
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,483
‪如果有兩個對象，可能會有第三個

245
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:22,243
‪我聽說現在流行一女多男配

246
00:12:22,323 --> 00:12:25,683
‪你們有沒有可能復合？老實說

247
00:12:26,723 --> 00:12:29,803
‪-他覺得有可能嗎？
‪-他應該有那麼想

248
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,003
‪-妳開心嗎，喜歡嗎？
‪-不，我不喜歡

249
00:12:33,083 --> 00:12:35,883
‪我希望他找到對象
‪跟那個人一起成長

250
00:12:36,443 --> 00:12:38,123
‪要怎麼做？妳綁架他的情感

251
00:12:38,203 --> 00:12:39,363
‪我沒綁架他

252
00:12:39,443 --> 00:12:41,363
‪是他戀戀不捨

253
00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:43,123
‪-這是兩回事
‪-寶貝，如果我這麼做

254
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:45,283
‪那是因為妳默許

255
00:12:45,363 --> 00:12:48,923
‪如果妳收手我就明白
‪但要是我一直握住，那是妳許可的

256
00:12:49,003 --> 00:12:50,723
‪我沒有握住他

257
00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,283
‪他們必須停下來

258
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:57,683
‪-不能讓這種事發生，這樣不對
‪-對，不能不管，很不應該

259
00:12:57,763 --> 00:13:01,603
‪我的那些朋友…
‪我必須重新檢視了，因為老實說…

260
00:13:02,403 --> 00:13:04,883
‪戴蒙跟這女人有孩子

261
00:13:04,963 --> 00:13:07,603
‪兄弟守則，不能牽兄弟前女友的手

262
00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:09,643
‪不能去她們家過夜

263
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:12,443
‪不能幫忙她們穿洋裝
‪親吻或碰觸她們

264
00:13:12,523 --> 00:13:15,643
‪聊天要守分際

265
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:20,323
‪我希望戴蒙對你的老二下咒

266
00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,323
‪-為什麼？
‪-不行

267
00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,203
‪-我們剛才在只是在聊天
‪-才怪

268
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,203
‪你們…

269
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:31,163
‪-他們手牽手
‪-對，有點過頭了

270
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:33,923
‪-我也會牽妳的手啊
‪-才怪，少騙人

271
00:13:34,003 --> 00:13:38,883
‪我們應該互相尊重
‪即使朋友不在身邊

272
00:13:38,963 --> 00:13:40,483
‪這就是友誼的意義

273
00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:43,803
‪我不在時，可以關心一下我的女人

274
00:13:43,883 --> 00:13:47,203
‪但別關心到床上去了

275
00:13:47,803 --> 00:13:49,203
‪…四個月

276
00:13:49,283 --> 00:13:51,363
‪我們剛開始交往時

277
00:13:51,443 --> 00:13:54,163
‪兩人自然充滿了火花

278
00:13:54,243 --> 00:13:57,723
‪我們很享受魚水之歡

279
00:13:58,323 --> 00:14:01,123
‪不需要計劃什麼，事情自然發生

280
00:14:01,203 --> 00:14:05,523
‪-然後一夕間火就熄了
‪-風雲變色

281
00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:11,163
‪我覺得諮商有用
‪但我想我們還有很多進步空間

282
00:14:11,243 --> 00:14:12,843
‪我昨晚出門

283
00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:16,243
‪特地買了最性感的網襪

284
00:14:17,443 --> 00:14:19,363
‪然後穿上，效果很驚豔

285
00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:21,763
‪“看看妳！”我看起來超辣的

286
00:14:21,843 --> 00:14:23,403
‪所以我們上樓去

287
00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:25,963
‪-我發誓我沒騙你
‪-他睡著了？

288
00:14:26,043 --> 00:14:30,043
‪我們才躺…說了你鐵定覺得我騙你

289
00:14:30,123 --> 00:14:32,563
‪我數過了，情況就是這麼糟

290
00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:34,363
‪我數了十秒

291
00:14:34,443 --> 00:14:36,203
‪沒事？沒動靜？

292
00:14:36,283 --> 00:14:38,443
‪什麼意思？最好沒動靜

293
00:14:38,523 --> 00:14:42,683
‪他開始打呼
‪我對天發誓，他開始打呼

294
00:14:42,763 --> 00:14:46,483
‪你知道我怎樣嗎？我推了他

295
00:14:46,563 --> 00:14:50,043
‪我說：“寶貝，你真的打呼嗎？
‪還是在開玩笑？”

296
00:14:50,643 --> 00:14:52,083
‪這是真的

297
00:14:53,123 --> 00:14:55,123
‪他說：“不，寶貝，我醒著”

298
00:14:55,203 --> 00:14:59,603
‪我說：“搞笑嗎？
‪你耍我啊？怎麼回事？”

299
00:15:00,843 --> 00:15:04,923
‪我躺在那裡，心想
‪“馬的，我不換了

300
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:07,803
‪不管你想怎樣
‪我不會再試著賣弄性感，何必啊？”

301
00:15:07,883 --> 00:15:09,243
‪對，我懂

302
00:15:09,323 --> 00:15:14,123
‪我覺得真實DJ和凱莉
‪真的必須多瞭解對方

303
00:15:14,203 --> 00:15:16,683
‪因為我看得出來他們彼此相愛

304
00:15:16,763 --> 00:15:18,163
‪但卻老是有衝突

305
00:15:18,243 --> 00:15:19,963
‪你知道問題出在你身上吧？

306
00:15:20,443 --> 00:15:21,283
‪-我？
‪-對

307
00:15:21,363 --> 00:15:22,523
‪我做了什麼？

308
00:15:22,603 --> 00:15:25,523
‪她覺得枯燥，感到匱乏

309
00:15:25,603 --> 00:15:27,323
‪好吧，聽我說

310
00:15:27,403 --> 00:15:31,003
‪-我跟凱莉剛開始交往時…
‪-很開心

311
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:35,283
‪-很有趣
‪-因為她不是朝夕跟我相處

312
00:15:35,363 --> 00:15:38,523
‪我覺得每個人在關係中
‪都需要自己的空間

313
00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:41,443
‪我有很多日常事務要處理

314
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,523
‪-因為我是單親父親
‪-對

315
00:15:43,603 --> 00:15:46,643
‪所以我需要花時間陪我兒子

316
00:15:47,443 --> 00:15:50,123
‪我也要留點時間寵愛自己

317
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,883
‪也許我能更羅曼蒂克

318
00:15:52,963 --> 00:15:57,363
‪用她想要的方式愛她
‪只要她能給我更多

319
00:15:57,883 --> 00:15:58,723
‪獨處時間

320
00:15:59,483 --> 00:16:03,163
‪所以她到我家時，我會很思念她

321
00:16:03,243 --> 00:16:06,363
‪為我們安排一些活動等等

322
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:09,843
‪-但她老總是在那裡
‪-所以妳要她搬走嗎？

323
00:16:10,323 --> 00:16:12,243
‪不，她沒搬進來啊

324
00:16:12,323 --> 00:16:14,163
‪我沒有叫她搬進來

325
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,163
‪但她一直在

326
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,083
‪如果男人有那種感覺

327
00:16:20,803 --> 00:16:24,043
‪身為一個女人，妳還在那裡幹嘛啊？

328
00:16:24,643 --> 00:16:27,643
‪只要她這樣，我的老二就垂頭喪氣

329
00:16:28,483 --> 00:16:31,843
‪你不會想把老二放進不停碎嘴的…

330
00:16:33,323 --> 00:16:34,203
‪女人體內

331
00:16:34,283 --> 00:16:37,643
‪每週她都應該回家三天

332
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,563
‪回來後她會發現我脫胎換骨

333
00:16:40,643 --> 00:16:45,003
‪如果她能每週讓我的耳根清靜兩天

334
00:16:45,083 --> 00:16:46,723
‪也許我就不需要空間了

335
00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:52,803
‪我見識到兩個安妮

336
00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:56,683
‪一個是爸爸在外忙著工作
‪一肩撐起全家的媽媽

337
00:16:56,763 --> 00:17:02,283
‪另一個是我完全陌生的花蝴蝶

338
00:17:03,203 --> 00:17:04,403
‪我很擔心

339
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,003
‪我不是想掃興

340
00:17:06,083 --> 00:17:09,363
‪或見不得別人幸福

341
00:17:09,443 --> 00:17:12,443
‪我必須跟安妮單獨談談

342
00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:15,083
‪瞭解這是否真的是她想要的

343
00:17:15,163 --> 00:17:17,483
‪在我們談了這麼多之後

344
00:17:17,563 --> 00:17:19,203
‪她真的對此興奮嗎？

345
00:17:19,283 --> 00:17:23,243
‪跟我聊聊訂婚的事
‪因為妳在派對上突然宣布…

346
00:17:23,323 --> 00:17:24,963
‪我本來想在派對上告訴妳，但…

347
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:28,043
‪但我想知道來龍去脈

348
00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:31,163
‪-讓我先從頭開始說
‪-好

349
00:17:31,243 --> 00:17:33,643
‪他開始提到

350
00:17:33,723 --> 00:17:37,843
‪因為我不在家，他才突然有所領悟

351
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:41,243
‪長久以來很多事他都視為理所當然

352
00:17:41,323 --> 00:17:44,443
‪他希望我知道他很感激我的付出…

353
00:17:45,043 --> 00:17:50,043
‪他說了一些話
‪老實說，卡妮，在我內心深處

354
00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:54,363
‪我不知道伊納森有注意到那些細節

355
00:17:54,443 --> 00:17:57,123
‪我不認識這個跟我同桌的女人

356
00:17:58,003 --> 00:18:00,083
‪她沒完沒了講個不停

357
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,683
‪說她多快樂，晚餐多美妙…

358
00:18:02,763 --> 00:18:06,323
‪他給她一個驚喜
‪兩人在太陽城沙灘上漫步

359
00:18:06,403 --> 00:18:09,803
‪“天啊！這是新生活
‪我的男人倦鳥歸巢了”

360
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:16,083
‪就好像電影看到一半去廁所
‪一回來就跟不上劇情了

361
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:19,043
‪我不作聲，因為我看著妳的雙眼

362
00:18:19,803 --> 00:18:21,003
‪我看得出來妳…

363
00:18:21,763 --> 00:18:24,643
‪終於等到長久以來想聽的話

364
00:18:24,723 --> 00:18:28,283
‪或是等待已久的道歉，是這樣嗎？

365
00:18:28,363 --> 00:18:31,563
‪我想我已經等這個道歉等十年了

366
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,163
‪妳覺得這樣就能撫平傷痛嗎？

367
00:18:35,123 --> 00:18:36,803
‪伊納森是好男人

368
00:18:37,723 --> 00:18:39,723
‪這才是最重要的

369
00:18:39,803 --> 00:18:42,763
‪他的心靈很善良

370
00:18:44,083 --> 00:18:44,923
‪身為朋友

371
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,923
‪雖然我覺得她鑄下大錯

372
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,163
‪但我還是會挺她

373
00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:54,603
‪結婚後的安妮很犧牲奉獻…

374
00:18:55,123 --> 00:18:56,443
‪我盡量

375
00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:58,403
‪但我覺得安妮

376
00:18:58,483 --> 00:19:01,923
‪為了所愛的人
‪犧牲自己的需求，忘了自己

377
00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:05,283
‪-這部分我正在努力
‪-還有…對

378
00:19:05,363 --> 00:19:06,683
‪我只是希望妳知道

379
00:19:07,483 --> 00:19:08,403
‪妳應該覺得

380
00:19:09,163 --> 00:19:11,763
‪現在妳自己才是主角

381
00:19:11,843 --> 00:19:14,523
‪其實我從來沒有像現在…

382
00:19:15,723 --> 00:19:16,763
‪這麼充滿自信過

383
00:19:16,843 --> 00:19:19,723
‪現在的我忠於熱愛的一切

384
00:19:19,803 --> 00:19:22,803
‪如果我設定了目標，卡妮

385
00:19:23,443 --> 00:19:25,563
‪不成功絕不罷休

386
00:19:25,643 --> 00:19:26,483
‪我知道

387
00:19:27,123 --> 00:19:31,123
- ‪也許我必須跟2
- Baba碰面
‪跟他聊一聊

388
00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:42,843
‪這是我的派對，我想哭就哭

389
00:19:42,923 --> 00:19:44,643
‪聽著，今天我要辦派對

390
00:19:44,723 --> 00:19:47,803
‪主題是回顧過去與展望未來

391
00:19:47,883 --> 00:19:50,363
‪而且全白入場的文藝風派對

392
00:19:51,003 --> 00:19:53,803
‪我一抵達現場就覺得賞心悅目

393
00:19:53,883 --> 00:19:56,163
‪場地美不勝收，賓客也很養眼

394
00:19:56,243 --> 00:19:57,803
‪我喜歡這種的氣氛，真好！

395
00:19:57,883 --> 00:19:59,163
‪歡迎！

396
00:20:00,563 --> 00:20:02,563
‪我孩子的兩個媽都來了

397
00:20:02,643 --> 00:20:04,523
‪因為她們在我生命中有重要地位

398
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:08,003
‪安迪利有今天她們功不可沒

399
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,723
‪不得了，是長髮姑娘和黑王子

400
00:20:10,803 --> 00:20:12,003
‪我喜歡

401
00:20:12,723 --> 00:20:15,843
‪我沒想到要參加驚喜婚禮

402
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,403
‪居然是這樣！

403
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:21,083
‪我們到了，瞧！

404
00:20:21,163 --> 00:20:22,763
‪他的女人也都在

405
00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:30,163
‪我希望大家相處愉快，今天玩得盡興

406
00:20:30,243 --> 00:20:32,683
‪但要是事與願違，我也不在乎

407
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:34,843
‪-妳美翻天了
‪-謝謝

408
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:39,563
‪只有安迪利
‪會讓兩個孩子的媽共處一室

409
00:20:39,643 --> 00:20:41,283
‪連潛在對象

410
00:20:41,803 --> 00:20:42,723
‪也一起攪和進來

411
00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:45,083
‪-薩莉看起來很正
‪-不！

412
00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:47,763
‪不，我不是那個意思

413
00:20:48,363 --> 00:20:51,443
‪你和戴蒙都需要驅邪

414
00:20:51,523 --> 00:20:55,483
‪大家有發現我看到的情況嗎？

415
00:20:56,083 --> 00:20:59,523
‪攝影機後面的女孩
‪是安迪利第二個孩子的媽

416
00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:01,123
‪-那個銀髮女孩嗎？
‪-不是

417
00:21:01,203 --> 00:21:03,163
‪銀髮女是第一個孩子的媽

418
00:21:03,683 --> 00:21:06,163
‪來，靠近一點

419
00:21:06,763 --> 00:21:10,283
‪什麼？真有這種事嗎？

420
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:13,243
‪對，她們兩個…等等，各位，我正在…

421
00:21:13,323 --> 00:21:16,763
‪-就是說啊
‪-他把兩個人都邀來？

422
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,563
‪-而且她的孩子才六個月大
‪-哪一個？

423
00:21:19,643 --> 00:21:21,083
‪跟真實DJ說話的那個

424
00:21:24,843 --> 00:21:26,643
‪-一號走過來了
‪-天啊

425
00:21:26,723 --> 00:21:28,923
‪妳好，嗨，安妮

426
00:21:29,003 --> 00:21:30,523
‪-很高興認識妳
‪-蘿絲特

427
00:21:30,603 --> 00:21:32,723
‪-幸會
‪-我也是

428
00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:40,963
‪我不想覺得我是在場唯一

429
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:44,723
‪有常識和理智的人，看得出這些事

430
00:21:45,323 --> 00:21:46,563
‪很離譜

431
00:21:46,643 --> 00:21:49,243
‪-抱一下好嗎？我們沒抱到
‪-你還好意思說…

432
00:21:49,323 --> 00:21:51,563
‪我只是想抱一下，好好的擁抱

433
00:21:52,083 --> 00:21:53,523
‪怎樣叫好好的擁抱？

434
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:56,123
‪看起來不像親人一起上教堂那種

435
00:21:57,923 --> 00:22:00,843
‪只要我們共處一室，而薩莉也在

436
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,443
‪不知怎麼的

437
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:07,003
‪我都發現自己想跟她獨處

438
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:08,923
‪你知道自己是調情高手

439
00:22:09,003 --> 00:22:11,483
‪我不是調情高手
‪只是很清楚自己喜歡的對象

440
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,523
‪你到底喜歡什麼？

441
00:22:13,603 --> 00:22:15,243
‪我喜歡堅強的女人

442
00:22:15,763 --> 00:22:16,603
‪酷

443
00:22:17,443 --> 00:22:19,403
‪我也喜歡知道自己想要什麼的女人

444
00:22:19,483 --> 00:22:20,563
‪好喔

445
00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:23,483
‪-我喜歡能達成目標的女人…
‪-好的

446
00:22:23,563 --> 00:22:24,723
‪…不管什麼事

447
00:22:25,443 --> 00:22:27,603
‪而我是那種人？

448
00:22:27,683 --> 00:22:28,563
‪不是嗎？

449
00:22:29,283 --> 00:22:30,803
‪妳不是女老闆嗎？

450
00:22:33,363 --> 00:22:36,083
‪我和安迪利怎麼了？安迪利很討喜

451
00:22:36,163 --> 00:22:39,763
‪他好相處，充滿魅力，是調情高手

452
00:22:39,843 --> 00:22:42,643
‪我們之間什麼也沒有
‪我只是喜歡他的磁場

453
00:22:42,723 --> 00:22:44,003
‪也許哪天我們應該

454
00:22:45,203 --> 00:22:47,483
‪找個舒適的地方，好好聊天

455
00:22:49,323 --> 00:22:50,163
‪舒適？

456
00:22:50,683 --> 00:22:53,923
‪就我跟妳，這樣我們才能談心

457
00:22:54,643 --> 00:22:56,963
‪這裡好美，你不愛約翰尼斯堡嗎？

458
00:22:59,163 --> 00:23:00,003
‪所以妳答應了？

459
00:23:01,803 --> 00:23:03,603
‪-薩莉，看著我
‪-什麼？

460
00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,203
‪妳有感覺到我們的氛圍嗎？

461
00:23:06,483 --> 00:23:08,643
‪我們之間的氣氛很好

462
00:23:08,723 --> 00:23:10,963
‪但我覺得僅此而已

463
00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:12,563
‪我別無所求，有氣氛就夠了

464
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:16,563
‪我想跟她獨處，旁邊沒有閒雜人等

465
00:23:16,643 --> 00:23:18,363
‪我才能弄清楚情況

466
00:23:19,883 --> 00:23:21,003
‪妳看起來很美

467
00:23:21,603 --> 00:23:22,723
‪謝謝

468
00:23:26,643 --> 00:23:28,003
‪薩莉把我拉到一邊

469
00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:30,723
‪我以為她要聊孩子的媽那些鬧劇

470
00:23:30,803 --> 00:23:33,523
‪結果不是，她要聊安妮的事

471
00:23:33,603 --> 00:23:36,243
‪所以關於安妮的情況

472
00:23:36,323 --> 00:23:38,843
‪她老公在場時
‪妳有看到她的言行嗎？

473
00:23:38,923 --> 00:23:42,483
‪興奮大吼
‪簡直像我不認識的另一個安妮

474
00:23:42,563 --> 00:23:45,603
‪-我沒見過安妮的那一面
‪-她表現得很誇張

475
00:23:45,683 --> 00:23:48,243
‪所以我才說 ：“這是怎麼回事？”

476
00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:49,803
‪妳想證明給妳的男人看嗎？

477
00:23:49,883 --> 00:23:53,643
‪如果我必須在我的男人面前強顏歡笑

478
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:56,363
‪在他身邊裝模作樣，表示情況不對勁

479
00:23:56,443 --> 00:23:59,803
‪安妮想要重許婚誓實在說不通

480
00:23:59,883 --> 00:24:04,323
‪她的婚姻還有許多懸而未決的問題

481
00:24:04,403 --> 00:24:07,123
‪因為上一刻她覺得幸福快樂
‪想念對方

482
00:24:07,203 --> 00:24:11,483
‪下一刻就為了他辜負她而淚眼汪汪

483
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:13,883
‪有點令人困惑

484
00:24:13,963 --> 00:24:15,843
‪記得她這次告訴他

485
00:24:16,363 --> 00:24:20,043
‪“你對我很漫不在乎
‪不能繼續這樣對我

486
00:24:20,123 --> 00:24:22,643
‪-停止傷害我吧”
‪-然後他說那是出於信任

487
00:24:22,723 --> 00:24:23,843
‪他說：“是信任！”

488
00:24:23,923 --> 00:24:25,203
‪很深奧

489
00:24:25,283 --> 00:24:28,203
‪總之他搞了很多事，但她的態度是

490
00:24:28,283 --> 00:24:30,563
‪“無論如何我都不離不棄”

491
00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:32,843
‪對，她是典型的非洲女人

492
00:24:33,563 --> 00:24:37,083
‪撐住婚姻，想盡辦法維持下去

493
00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,843
‪我們是這樣被教育長大的嗎？

494
00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:43,043
‪安妮，我覺得安妮…

495
00:24:43,123 --> 00:24:45,843
‪-我們都受過創傷
‪-安妮需要找人聊…

496
00:24:45,923 --> 00:24:48,723
‪-我們都支離破碎
‪-不，安妮傷得很重

497
00:24:48,803 --> 00:24:49,843
‪傷到心坎了

498
00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,803
‪我個人覺得薩莉受到安妮的刺激

499
00:24:53,403 --> 00:24:57,163
‪她們之間有微妙的角力

500
00:24:58,003 --> 00:25:01,843
‪兩個非洲皇后試圖互掂斤兩

501
00:25:02,483 --> 00:25:04,043
‪並不是因為她喜歡她

502
00:25:04,123 --> 00:25:06,803
‪她只是想瞎攪和，拿這個當武器

503
00:25:06,883 --> 00:25:09,603
‪我要約安妮共進午餐

504
00:25:09,683 --> 00:25:11,883
‪-我想要一對一…
‪-女人間的對話

505
00:25:11,963 --> 00:25:14,443
‪對，問她怎麼樣？妳還好嗎？

506
00:25:14,523 --> 00:25:16,723
‪-從她的口氣…
‪-“妳快樂嗎？”

507
00:25:16,803 --> 00:25:18,443
‪不，安妮不開心

508
00:25:19,243 --> 00:25:22,843
‪她必須謹言慎行
‪因為她可能被反咬一口

509
00:25:24,563 --> 00:25:28,523
‪那天晚上薩莉去找妳老公

510
00:25:28,603 --> 00:25:31,003
‪把他拉到一邊，妳做何感想？

511
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:32,323
‪妳不覺得奇怪嗎？

512
00:25:34,323 --> 00:25:37,043
‪-完全不會，我老實講
‪-真的嗎？

513
00:25:37,123 --> 00:25:39,083
‪問題不在於把他拉走

514
00:25:39,923 --> 00:25:40,923
‪那沒關係

515
00:25:41,403 --> 00:25:44,683
‪但她把我叫過去

516
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:48,403
‪當我丈夫的面不尊重我

517
00:25:48,483 --> 00:25:49,803
‪這才是問題所在

518
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:54,083
‪她說：“妳問…我在跟妳老公說

519
00:25:54,163 --> 00:25:56,603
‪妳問我是怎麼認識他的

520
00:25:56,683 --> 00:25:59,363
‪好像我們交往過什麼的…”

521
00:25:59,443 --> 00:26:01,603
‪等等，誰跟誰交往過？

522
00:26:01,683 --> 00:26:04,123
‪沒有，什麼都沒發生

523
00:26:04,203 --> 00:26:07,283
‪我只是問她：“妳怎麼認識他的？
‪見過他嗎？”

524
00:26:07,363 --> 00:26:09,363
‪很一般的問句，“妳怎麼認識他？

525
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:12,683
‪結果她卻在伊納森面前說

526
00:26:12,763 --> 00:26:14,683
‪“我覺得妳缺乏安全感…”

527
00:26:14,763 --> 00:26:17,163
‪我希望薩莉把我叫到一邊

528
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:22,003
‪以同性的立場告訴我

529
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:26,003
‪妳幹嘛非得把我老公扯進來？
‪在他面前說那些話？

530
00:26:26,083 --> 00:26:27,763
‪妳想搞出什麼？

531
00:26:28,283 --> 00:26:30,643
‪妳到底想幹嘛？我不懂

532
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:33,643
‪她完全不符他的標準，她是美女

533
00:26:33,723 --> 00:26:35,883
‪無論怎樣不會改變這點

534
00:26:35,963 --> 00:26:38,443
‪但伊納森對黑人女性情有獨鍾

535
00:26:39,043 --> 00:26:42,323
‪就算不是黑人，他也喜歡嬌小的女性

536
00:26:42,403 --> 00:26:44,483
‪-薩莉是…
‪-她不是他的菜

537
00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:47,643
‪我直接跟她說
‪“姊妹，妳不是他喜歡的型”

538
00:26:47,723 --> 00:26:49,883
‪反正妳不符條件

539
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:53,883
‪她說：“妳缺乏安全感”
‪我覺得她貼我標籤

540
00:26:53,963 --> 00:26:57,683
‪我心想：“妹子別那麼做，別扯那些”
‪我要跟她挑明了說

541
00:26:57,763 --> 00:27:00,483
‪我要約她聊個天

542
00:27:09,883 --> 00:27:11,043
‪我的朋友

543
00:27:11,123 --> 00:27:13,803
‪-嗨！妳好嗎？
‪-嗨

544
00:27:14,483 --> 00:27:17,963
‪我請薩莉過來喝一杯

545
00:27:18,043 --> 00:27:20,563
‪我要讓她知道她的行為很不尊重人

546
00:27:20,643 --> 00:27:22,203
‪我不可能那樣對她

547
00:27:22,283 --> 00:27:24,203
‪那是我家和我的家人

548
00:27:24,283 --> 00:27:26,763
‪我不開家庭的玩笑，別惹我家人

549
00:27:26,843 --> 00:27:29,563
‪不管妳對那群朋友玩什麼把戲

550
00:27:29,643 --> 00:27:30,883
‪別扯到我身上

551
00:27:30,963 --> 00:27:33,403
‪對，我很高興妳來赴約

552
00:27:33,483 --> 00:27:35,043
‪妳來了是好事

553
00:27:35,123 --> 00:27:36,763
‪對，我來了

554
00:27:37,403 --> 00:27:39,083
‪負能量有感染力

555
00:27:39,163 --> 00:27:41,243
‪我感覺得到一股壓力

556
00:27:41,323 --> 00:27:42,523
‪我才一坐下

557
00:27:42,603 --> 00:27:46,163
‪她就說：“薩莉，我就不拐彎抹角了”

558
00:27:46,243 --> 00:27:47,083
‪好喔

559
00:27:47,163 --> 00:27:48,763
‪那天發生的事

560
00:27:48,843 --> 00:27:51,523
‪我把伊納森介紹給大家的那天

561
00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:57,243
‪妳叫我過去時
‪我以為妳告訴他我誤會你們交往過

562
00:27:58,243 --> 00:28:00,283
‪但妳劈頭就對我說

563
00:28:00,363 --> 00:28:05,683
‪“我剛才告訴妳老公
‪我引發妳的不安全感

564
00:28:05,763 --> 00:28:06,923
‪好像我們有過一腿”

565
00:28:07,003 --> 00:28:10,683
‪我聽不懂，因為我不記得那樣說過

566
00:28:10,763 --> 00:28:13,123
‪然後我試著解釋我不是那個意思

567
00:28:13,203 --> 00:28:16,123
‪妳又說：“少來，寶貝
‪別說謊了，少騙人”

568
00:28:16,203 --> 00:28:18,083
‪-妳說完了嗎？
‪-我在心裡…

569
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:19,363
‪-不，我還沒說完
‪-好吧

570
00:28:19,443 --> 00:28:24,563
‪我心想：“妳憑什麼
‪當我老公的面說我是騙子？”

571
00:28:25,123 --> 00:28:26,843
‪妳怎麼會那麼做？

572
00:28:27,363 --> 00:28:30,923
‪說完了嗎？妳要繼續長篇大論
‪還是想聽答案？

573
00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:34,603
‪妳有話想講就講
‪但不管什麼答案都說不過去

574
00:28:37,723 --> 00:28:41,163
‪她一直問我怎麼認識她丈夫

575
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,403
‪不斷逼問

576
00:28:44,203 --> 00:28:45,883
‪我之所以把他叫到一旁

577
00:28:45,963 --> 00:28:49,643
‪不是去告狀，我沒告狀

578
00:28:49,723 --> 00:28:52,403
‪-讓我帶妳回顧事件的最初
‪-說啊

579
00:28:52,483 --> 00:28:55,003
‪在戴蒙的派對上，妳老公打來

580
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:57,363
‪妳忙著介紹給大家…

581
00:28:57,443 --> 00:28:59,923
‪對，給我的每個朋友

582
00:29:00,003 --> 00:29:03,283
‪-而妳老公堅持…
‪-要跟妳打招呼

583
00:29:03,363 --> 00:29:04,843
‪…跟女老闆薩莉說話

584
00:29:04,923 --> 00:29:08,683
‪不，伊納森跟在座每個人都打招呼

585
00:29:08,763 --> 00:29:11,123
‪但妳開始問

586
00:29:11,203 --> 00:29:13,843
‪“我老公怎麼莫名其妙

587
00:29:13,923 --> 00:29:16,883
‪興致勃勃要單獨
‪找女老闆薩莉說話？”

588
00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:19,163
‪這是導火線，我幫妳重溫一下記憶

589
00:29:19,243 --> 00:29:21,363
‪下次我們去喝茶時

590
00:29:21,443 --> 00:29:25,003
‪妳又老調重彈，應該提了兩、三次

591
00:29:25,083 --> 00:29:28,283
‪問說：“薩莉，妳怎麼認識我老公？”

592
00:29:28,363 --> 00:29:29,643
‪我知道妳想暗示什麼

593
00:29:29,723 --> 00:29:32,203
‪不，少在那裡扮演受害者
‪我只是在解釋

594
00:29:32,283 --> 00:29:33,283
‪扮什麼受害者？

595
00:29:33,363 --> 00:29:35,363
‪-薩莉，第一…
‪-不，讓我說完

596
00:29:35,443 --> 00:29:37,323
‪妳無權告訴我丈夫我缺乏安全感

597
00:29:37,403 --> 00:29:40,963
‪妳連跟他交往過的女人都算不上

598
00:29:41,043 --> 00:29:43,083
‪這叫常識，妳幹嘛不直接跟我說？

599
00:29:43,163 --> 00:29:46,363
‪-這不叫常識，也許我沒有
‪-也許妳沒常識

600
00:29:46,443 --> 00:29:49,883
‪就是這種態度妳才留不住男人

601
00:29:49,963 --> 00:29:50,963
‪是這樣嗎？

602
00:29:51,043 --> 00:29:53,243
‪妳的男人對妳做過的事

603
00:29:53,323 --> 00:29:58,043
‪讓妳碰到任何女人都覺得受威脅

604
00:29:58,123 --> 00:30:00,043
‪是妳，問題在妳

605
00:30:00,123 --> 00:30:02,883
‪妳有自尊嚴重低落的毛病

606
00:30:02,963 --> 00:30:04,643
‪因為妳自己的不安全感

607
00:30:04,723 --> 00:30:07,963
‪所以才認為
‪我們應該討論我跟伊納森說的話

608
00:30:08,043 --> 00:30:10,483
‪-妳的男人根本不是我的菜，好嗎？
‪-薩莉

609
00:30:10,563 --> 00:30:12,803
‪是不安全感問題讓妳走到這個地步

610
00:30:12,883 --> 00:30:13,963
‪妳錯得很離譜

611
00:30:14,043 --> 00:30:14,963
‪這件事還沒完

612
00:30:15,043 --> 00:30:17,883
‪妳不明白妳不能這麼做
‪那是我的家庭

613
00:30:17,963 --> 00:30:20,843
‪-那又怎樣？
‪-別踩過線，妳越界了

614
00:30:20,923 --> 00:30:23,563
‪-聽著，那個才是妳孩子的爸
‪-讓我提醒妳

615
00:30:23,643 --> 00:30:27,683
‪-我比妳早認識伊納森
‪-妳無權越界

616
00:30:27,763 --> 00:30:29,883
‪-我比妳早認識他
‪-夠了，再見，臭女人！

617
00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:32,563
‪祝妳今天愉快，超沒安全感的臭女人

618
00:30:33,163 --> 00:30:34,923
‪妳和妳的蠢婚姻都滾一邊去吧

619
00:30:35,003 --> 00:30:38,003
‪我自己就是億萬富翁
‪不需要留住男人

620
00:32:15,003 --> 00:32:19,923
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