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‪NETFLIX 實境影集

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‪今天我決定找姊妹們一起聚會喝茶

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‪而且娜迪亞的生日快到了
‪但她到時不在

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‪所以我們要為那個女孩慶祝

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‪-妳好嗎？
‪-很好，挺滿意的，妳呢？

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‪-不錯
‪-是喔

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‪好喔

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‪我上次見到妳們是在戴蒙家

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‪-對啊
‪-阿拉伯主題派對

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‪很瘋狂

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‪在戴蒙的派對上，薩莉一走進來

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‪我們大家都非常彆扭

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‪她坐在那裡，搞不清楚狀況

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‪但其他人都了然於心

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‪真的讓人渾身不自在

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‪各位，看看誰來了！

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‪而且她穿了一身白！

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‪好看極了

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‪-妳超美的！
‪-謝謝

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‪看到薩莉我很意外

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‪妳好嗎？

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‪我沒想到她會去，沒人提醒我

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‪-孩子們好嗎？
‪-孩子很好，妳的家人呢？

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‪-很好
‪-丈夫呢？

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‪還好，我很想他

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‪-又來了
‪-他一定要來

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‪有完沒完啊！

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‪-那天晚上…
‪-妳開口閉口都是他

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‪對啊，那天妳從頭到尾只聊他

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‪我不知道他會不會來，但他非來不可

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‪他會來的

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‪阿拉伯派對夜那晚
‪我發現這群女人的很多陰暗面

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‪她們之間的氣氛不太尋常

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‪娜迪亞應該跟戴蒙一對

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‪但戴蒙卻邀請前任來

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‪還有安妮她…懂我的意思嗎？

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‪所以我覺得大家應該喝點茶

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‪因為她們對彼此很有意見
‪懂我的意思吧？

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‪派對小姐終於到了

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‪嗨！

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‪妳好！

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‪妳們好嗎？

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‪嗨，女孩

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‪薩莉怎麼會在這裡？

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‪我跟她不熟

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‪所以很尷尬

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‪我不喜歡刻意惹毛別人

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‪我覺得她很愛挑釁

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‪我親自安排了豪華的水療日

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‪兄弟們將會享受香檳、水果

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‪身心靈都將得到充電

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‪好好放鬆一下

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‪史旺奇！

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‪真實DJ！

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‪-你好吧？
‪-我很好

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‪凱撒之淚來了

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‪老兄，我很需要

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‪尤其是剛參加完戴蒙鬧哄哄的派對

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‪-你差點就錯過鬧劇了
‪-什麼？快告訴我

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‪戴蒙一直在撩娜迪亞

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‪我知道娜迪亞很愛她男友

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‪所以我很納悶
‪為什麼她要給這傢伙任何機會

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‪然後…

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‪薩莉出場了

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‪我整個大傻眼

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‪我心想：“那傢伙哪根筋不對？”

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‪薩莉來的時候，我也在場

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‪事實上
‪我這週末都沒有開機，因為凱莉覺得

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‪是我慫恿戴蒙這麼做

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‪明明他還有別的女人

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‪她說：“不對，昆頓，你們是朋友”

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‪她確實有理由說我有連帶過失

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‪因為我碰到一個外行人

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‪兄弟守則懂不懂！

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‪不能把每個女友帶到同一個場合

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‪我欲求不滿
‪所以我很高興他帶我們來這裡

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‪-他為什麼欲求不滿？
‪-他被懲罰了

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‪-所以你沒得上床？
‪-因為戴蒙

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‪-想像一下！
‪-什麼意思？

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‪大家好！

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‪-你朋友在你後面
‪-他在那裡，你看

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‪戴蒙來了，看起來像隻粉紅火鶴

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‪-別過來！
‪-我做了什麼？

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‪-我做了什麼？
‪-別過來，戴蒙

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‪我剛來找朋友

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‪他們開始抱怨我還怪我

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‪都怪你我在家沒得做愛

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‪-因為你亂來
‪-為什麼？

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‪怎麼了？我不懂

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‪他女友認為你們三個物以類聚

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‪我覺得他們之間沒有愛
‪那個女士應該不是認真的

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‪你怎麼會把你的女人
‪聚集在同一個屋簷下？

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‪-你害我兩面不是人
‪-哪有，怎麼會？

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‪-因為凱莉和娜迪亞是朋友
‪-對

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‪顯然凱莉很同情娜迪亞的痛苦

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‪她心想：“搞什麼？你跟戴蒙
‪和那群兄弟都同流合污”

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‪如果你女友因為別人的問題對你發飆

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‪表示你一定哪裡做錯了

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‪在高爾夫球場時
‪你告訴大家：“我喜歡娜迪亞”

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‪但在派對上
‪你甚至沒跟娜迪亞說上半句話

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‪-你覺得在派對上有善待她嗎？
‪-有

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‪-少來了
‪-你怎麼知道？

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‪-你都沒跟她講話耶
‪-從頭到尾沒搭理她！

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‪娜迪亞跟我說我們現在當朋友就好

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‪就算她是我女友

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‪只要薩莉一出現，她就是女王啊

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‪她理當成為注目焦點

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‪俗話說：“不要因為
‪別人給你一顆葡萄

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‪就隨便吐掉口香糖”

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‪-你得留著口香糖
‪-用手拿好

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‪-沒錯！
‪-然後吃完葡萄嗎？

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‪-然後放回嘴裡
‪-對

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‪-就像你…
‪-丟掉口香糖…

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‪丟了口香糖，只因為有人給你葡萄

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‪懂我的意思嗎？這就是我的重點

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‪但我很好奇誰是口香糖
‪誰又是葡萄？

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‪買葡萄給你女友

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‪跟她解釋娜迪亞是葡萄
‪薩莉是口香糖

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‪仔細想想
‪這可能是戴蒙說過最有哲理的話

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‪下回一次約一個女人就好

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‪薩莉，把那瓶拿給我好嗎？

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‪戴蒙帶來薩莉這個驚喜後

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‪我們在純女性的場合好好瞭解薩莉吧

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‪-她懂得怎麼拿香檳
‪-我本來就懂

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‪-這叫生活方式
‪-這是生活方式！

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‪不知道耶，我不喜歡香檳

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‪娜迪亞，她很漂亮

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‪我能幫忙嗎？

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‪她有那種江湖味

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‪-妳來開瓶吧
‪-來吧，女孩

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‪-動手！
‪-快啊！

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‪-我在努力啊
‪-瓶子還我

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‪我和娜迪亞是截然不同的兩個人

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‪今晚就來看看大家的真面目吧

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‪-好了
‪-可惡，跑哪了…

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‪-還不賴
‪-在桌上

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‪娜迪亞要出國去找維克

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‪所以我才想幫她餞行一下

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‪我要去墨西哥找維克一起過生日

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‪妳看起來很期待

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‪我超興奮，我一定要瘋狂滾床單

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‪-我差不多該回家了
‪-乾杯

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‪謝謝你

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‪我要回去坦尚尼亞，因為有幾趟出差

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‪而且還要完成我的專輯

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‪我會想念你們，但我會回來

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‪快回來，我們都在

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‪你滿腦子只想著女人
‪我懷疑你會想念我們

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‪你可以來坦尚尼亞

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‪-你什麼活都不必幹
‪-好

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‪當個大爺，還有記得先跟妳女友分手

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‪妳和真實DJ怎麼樣了？

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‪你們好嗎？

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‪我們沒事，其實我們吵了一架

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‪吵什麼？

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‪各位，別激動

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‪我不喜歡他認識的新朋友戴蒙

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‪我們有很多歧見

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‪但我覺得沒差，反而讓感情更堅定

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‪你們對什麼有歧見？

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‪戴蒙他四處…

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‪拈花惹草

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‪因為他來往的對象…

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‪是戴蒙

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‪她抱怨真實DJ，就像在抱怨我哥哥

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‪我很想親自找他問清楚怎麼回事

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‪妳不希望他跟戴蒙來往？

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‪我不知道，他就是…他說的…

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‪妳們都知道戴蒙怎麼形容娜迪亞

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‪還有他對娜迪亞的感覺

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‪我之前還沒加入群體
‪根本搞不清楚怎麼回事

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‪現在氣氛有點僵

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‪-他有…
‪-他喜歡娜迪亞

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‪他喜歡娜迪亞，但接下來…

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‪-又跟薩莉出雙入對
‪-懂我的意思嗎？

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‪妳幹嘛提起這件事？

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‪誰問妳了？

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‪不關妳的事

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‪妳走進來門時我渾身不自在

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‪因為我跟戴蒙聊過

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‪他很明顯想追求我

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‪他想買車，我陪他去看

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‪慢著，妳不是別人的女友嗎？

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‪妳不是一、兩天後就要飛去墨西哥？

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‪怎麼還有空搞曖昧？

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‪我跟小戴說我不想約會

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‪但就算我喜歡他

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‪妳跟戴蒙的互動還是讓我很尷尬

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‪不管怎麼樣

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‪哪裡有問題？

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‪你們交換戒指還手牽手

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‪娜迪亞，妳對他有感覺

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‪-娜迪亞喜歡戴蒙
‪-我不喜歡戴蒙

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‪就算我是女友，還是要跟妳競爭

195
00:09:59,843 --> 00:10:02,043
‪妳太有女人味了！

196
00:10:03,683 --> 00:10:04,643
‪看看我

197
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:09,363
‪讓我說清楚，我和戴蒙又沒有復合

198
00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:12,203
‪-你們在一起嗎？
‪-他會來探望，然後又走了

199
00:10:12,283 --> 00:10:16,363
‪我們沒有在一起，沒上床
‪沒睡一起或卿卿我我

200
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:18,043
‪但我在派對上看到…

201
00:10:18,123 --> 00:10:21,083
‪妳跟戴蒙坐在那裡的樣子

202
00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,523
‪不像只是共親職

203
00:10:24,603 --> 00:10:26,123
‪我的男人休想辦派對時

204
00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:29,803
‪邀孩子的媽來
‪兩人你儂我儂，太扯了

205
00:10:30,323 --> 00:10:31,963
‪不可能的

206
00:10:32,043 --> 00:10:34,123
‪為什麼妳們會覺得不自在？

207
00:10:34,203 --> 00:10:37,483
‪你們之間有千真萬確的火花
‪所以你們說的…

208
00:10:37,563 --> 00:10:40,283
‪妳知道你們無視大家
‪沉浸在兩人世界嗎？

209
00:10:40,363 --> 00:10:44,443
‪-記得嗎？我們都在開玩笑
‪-才怪

210
00:10:44,523 --> 00:10:46,683
‪我覺得他還放不下妳

211
00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:48,683
‪-我真的不覺得…
‪-他愛妳

212
00:10:48,763 --> 00:10:49,603
‪他想要…

213
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,043
‪那不是我的問題
‪留個下一個女人去煩惱

214
00:10:54,843 --> 00:10:58,403
‪薩莉表現得很淡定，而且她才剛發現

215
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:02,283
‪孩子的爸正一步步

216
00:11:02,363 --> 00:11:04,763
‪勾搭跟妳同桌的新朋友

217
00:11:04,843 --> 00:11:09,163
‪但表面上看來，我覺得她不太高興

218
00:11:10,363 --> 00:11:12,843
‪她還是把那個男人握在股掌間

219
00:11:15,003 --> 00:11:15,923
‪我跟薩莉聊過

220
00:11:16,003 --> 00:11:20,203
‪我告訴她如果我要結婚
‪她是我會娶的人

221
00:11:20,283 --> 00:11:21,643
‪但我瞭解自己

222
00:11:22,843 --> 00:11:23,923
‪我是花花公子

223
00:11:24,003 --> 00:11:25,043
‪是壞男人

224
00:11:25,763 --> 00:11:28,723
‪我永遠給不起妳應得的尊重

225
00:11:29,363 --> 00:11:31,643
‪她人很好，薩莉是個好女人

226
00:11:31,723 --> 00:11:33,523
‪她彬彬有禮，又識大體

227
00:11:34,203 --> 00:11:36,603
‪-我不知道…
‪-意思是你無法專一？

228
00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:38,483
‪很難

229
00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:41,043
‪不，我懂

230
00:11:41,123 --> 00:11:44,763
‪嘿，這是戴蒙主宰的世界
‪我們都只是配角

231
00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:48,083
‪我覺得她值得擁有更好的
‪所以就我的觀點

232
00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:51,803
‪我寧可共親職也不要吵架

233
00:11:51,883 --> 00:11:55,283
‪薩莉在戴蒙的派對上不尊重我

234
00:11:55,363 --> 00:11:57,923
‪我現在就要一吐為快

235
00:11:58,003 --> 00:12:00,523
‪因為我不想在沒說清楚前

236
00:12:00,603 --> 00:12:02,843
‪跟她交朋友

237
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,883
‪所以我想先化解這個心結

238
00:12:08,443 --> 00:12:10,123
‪那天晚上妳讓我不爽

239
00:12:11,123 --> 00:12:12,363
‪怎麼回事？

240
00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:14,603
‪妳說哪件事？

241
00:12:14,683 --> 00:12:16,923
‪-怎麼回事？
‪-妳讓我不爽

242
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,283
‪真的嗎？我做了什麼？

243
00:12:22,923 --> 00:12:26,243
‪當下我不懂她指的是什麼

244
00:12:26,323 --> 00:12:28,523
‪她又提到阿拉伯主題之夜

245
00:12:28,603 --> 00:12:31,283
‪-我先摘下眼鏡
‪-讓我喝幾口茶

246
00:12:34,883 --> 00:12:37,163
‪緊繃的氣氛很快就白熱化

247
00:12:37,763 --> 00:12:41,363
‪-好的
‪-妳進門時，我已經坐下了

248
00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:44,363
‪當然妳不知道也沒看到我穿的服裝

249
00:12:44,443 --> 00:12:46,083
‪是長洋裝或短洋裝

250
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,563
‪好吧

251
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:52,483
‪後來我要起身去廁所
‪我都還沒站起來

252
00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:55,643
‪她說：“為什麼妳的屁股見光？

253
00:12:55,723 --> 00:12:59,283
‪我都看到妳的屁股了
‪為什麼要穿那麼暴露？”

254
00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:00,843
‪妳對我很失禮

255
00:13:01,803 --> 00:13:04,643
‪在派對上不給我面子

256
00:13:04,723 --> 00:13:06,683
‪那樣說對我很無禮

257
00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:09,403
‪屁股見光就是露出來的意思啊

258
00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:13,123
‪聽著，就算露出來了
‪有很多方式可以提醒我

259
00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:15,723
‪-妳是成年女性，我也是
‪-我要怎麼說？

260
00:13:16,523 --> 00:13:19,883
‪也許我可以用開玩笑的語氣

261
00:13:19,963 --> 00:13:22,563
‪而不是直接說：“姊妹，妳露屁股了”

262
00:13:22,643 --> 00:13:23,483
‪我有回答妳嗎？

263
00:13:23,563 --> 00:13:26,443
‪也許可以說
‪“姊妹，妳的屁股見光了”

264
00:13:28,003 --> 00:13:31,163
‪我覺得安妮喜歡挑…

265
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,483
‪她喜歡鑽牛角尖

266
00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:35,923
‪安妮，我不知道我冒犯到妳，對不起

267
00:13:36,443 --> 00:13:38,243
‪我的確有說

268
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:40,443
‪妳半裸著身體

269
00:13:41,203 --> 00:13:44,043
‪那是阿拉伯之夜
‪我沒想到她會穿成那樣

270
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:47,443
‪安妮，對不起
‪我真的不知道我冒犯了妳

271
00:13:49,803 --> 00:13:51,043
‪好嗎？沒事了吧？

272
00:13:51,683 --> 00:13:54,203
‪-接受道歉嗎？是我不好
‪-我接受

273
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,203
‪我和安妮暫時沒事

274
00:13:59,283 --> 00:14:00,923
‪她接受我的道歉

275
00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:04,923
‪但我覺得安妮還有更多爆點

276
00:14:24,523 --> 00:14:25,923
‪我來找真實DJ

277
00:14:26,003 --> 00:14:28,323
‪我擔心他的感情生活

278
00:14:28,403 --> 00:14:30,403
‪在社群網站上看起來十全十美

279
00:14:30,483 --> 00:14:33,843
‪實際上並非那麼美好

280
00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:36,923
‪所以我得跟兄弟聊一聊

281
00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:40,323
‪我準備好迎接硬仗，因為他不好應付

282
00:14:42,763 --> 00:14:44,803
‪我還在這裡等真實DJ

283
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:45,803
‪他在幹嘛？

284
00:14:45,883 --> 00:14:48,643
‪他剛走進來，再見

285
00:14:48,723 --> 00:14:49,803
‪-嗨
‪-你好

286
00:14:49,883 --> 00:14:51,043
‪妳老是在講電話

287
00:14:51,123 --> 00:14:52,243
‪我有男友啊

288
00:14:52,323 --> 00:14:54,443
‪-對，好吧
‪-他想知道我在哪裡

289
00:14:54,523 --> 00:14:57,403
‪我跟卡妮認識快20年了

290
00:14:57,483 --> 00:14:58,803
‪-妳好嗎？
‪-我很好

291
00:14:58,883 --> 00:15:00,523
‪而且我們很親近

292
00:15:00,603 --> 00:15:03,363
‪就像親姊弟的友誼

293
00:15:03,443 --> 00:15:04,763
‪-我是你弟弟
‪-是啊

294
00:15:04,843 --> 00:15:06,603
‪那他幹嘛要查妳行蹤？

295
00:15:07,443 --> 00:15:08,683
‪他在乎嘛

296
00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:13,523
‪我認識真實DJ娶的兩任妻子

297
00:15:13,603 --> 00:15:17,123
‪敬妳的成人保鏢，庫茲

298
00:15:17,723 --> 00:15:20,283
‪他結婚一定會通知我

299
00:15:20,363 --> 00:15:24,323
‪離婚呢？“我撐不下去了，卡妮
‪我要放手了”

300
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:27,683
‪但這段感情我們還沒聊過

301
00:15:27,763 --> 00:15:31,963
‪所以我才會很在意
‪他們經常吵架的原因

302
00:15:32,043 --> 00:15:33,403
‪你一直給我一種感覺

303
00:15:34,763 --> 00:15:36,243
‪可以對你直言不諱

304
00:15:36,323 --> 00:15:38,563
‪-你總是對我直來直往
‪-我做了什麼？

305
00:15:39,123 --> 00:15:41,323
‪-我來告訴你
‪-妳從沒這樣對我

306
00:15:42,283 --> 00:15:45,083
‪有什麼話想跟我說就直說啊

307
00:15:46,523 --> 00:15:48,603
‪你的感情很起伏不定

308
00:15:53,163 --> 00:15:55,683
‪-對
‪-你的感情很不穩定！

309
00:15:55,763 --> 00:15:58,043
‪別…少來那副高高在上的姿態

310
00:15:59,323 --> 00:16:01,803
‪-你嗆我嗎？
‪-不是，妳不能說…

311
00:16:01,883 --> 00:16:03,723
‪-你是在嗆我嗎？
‪-沒有

312
00:16:03,803 --> 00:16:04,883
‪我最後一次知道…

313
00:16:05,563 --> 00:16:09,883
‪我都不知道妳哪時
‪會坐上別台藍寶堅尼

314
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:14,123
‪對吧？ 所以等一下

315
00:16:15,123 --> 00:16:18,523
‪別隨便對我下指導棋

316
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,923
‪-妳無權這麼做
‪-那是警訊

317
00:16:21,003 --> 00:16:23,363
‪如果你們經常爭吵，那就是警訊

318
00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,803
‪如果妳老是坐藍寶，那也是警訊

319
00:16:25,883 --> 00:16:29,323
‪什麼叫“永遠老是坐藍寶”？
‪好像我經常換對象

320
00:16:29,403 --> 00:16:31,283
‪我也在乎，我關心妳

321
00:16:31,363 --> 00:16:32,483
‪但是我打給你

322
00:16:32,563 --> 00:16:37,163
‪如果妳真的清白
‪我還會把聽妳話當真

323
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:38,723
‪我沒說我清白

324
00:16:38,803 --> 00:16:43,283
‪庫茲就像莫名其妙出現的瓶中精靈

325
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,643
‪你對庫茲有意見嗎？你不喜歡他？

326
00:16:46,723 --> 00:16:49,283
‪-你想說什麼？
‪-我是對妳有意見

327
00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:53,163
‪妳把他當成性別揭曉派對

328
00:16:54,163 --> 00:16:55,483
‪現在大家都這樣搞嗎？

329
00:16:55,563 --> 00:16:58,123
‪這不是性別揭曉派對，妳不能…

330
00:16:58,203 --> 00:17:00,643
‪你很沒禮貌，太無禮了

331
00:17:00,723 --> 00:17:03,003
‪不該在舞會上秀妳的新男友

332
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,843
‪那你幹嘛在社群網站跟女友曬恩愛？

333
00:17:05,923 --> 00:17:08,283
‪妳只能追蹤按讚，閉上嘴

334
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:13,923
‪而且那些男人拍拍屁股走人後
‪誰要收拾殘局我很有意見

335
00:17:14,443 --> 00:17:17,563
‪當妳決定離開時，誰又要收拾殘局？

336
00:17:17,643 --> 00:17:20,443
‪-那，聽著…
‪-你要負責收拾殘局

337
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:22,603
‪你要安慰我

338
00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:25,683
‪當我心碎時，你也要陪著我

339
00:17:25,763 --> 00:17:27,643
‪我可沒答應當妳的保姆

340
00:17:27,723 --> 00:17:29,643
‪這不是保姆，這叫支持

341
00:17:29,723 --> 00:17:32,243
‪-不，我…從現在起…
‪-你真是個混蛋

342
00:17:32,323 --> 00:17:33,963
‪-妳想怎麼叫我都行
‪-你很混蛋

343
00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:36,043
‪-我不想事後給妳支持
‪-你轉移話題

344
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,803
‪我擔心你跟你女友吵架

345
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,643
‪-現在你居然嗆我
‪-我可以跟我的密友吵架

346
00:17:41,723 --> 00:17:42,883
‪她是我女友

347
00:17:42,963 --> 00:17:45,763
‪媽的，你讓我情緒激動，我要哭了

348
00:17:45,843 --> 00:17:48,123
‪-妳一哭我就走人
‪-你衝著我來

349
00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,323
‪-我沒衝著妳
‪-幹

350
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,683
‪冷靜一下，整理思緒

351
00:17:54,363 --> 00:17:56,083
‪振… 不，別這樣

352
00:17:56,163 --> 00:17:58,243
‪-你真糟糕
‪-不，別這樣，拜託

353
00:17:58,323 --> 00:18:00,123
‪我們在公共場合，別這樣

354
00:18:00,203 --> 00:18:02,483
‪-你很糟糕
‪-哪裡糟糕，我在乎妳

355
00:18:02,563 --> 00:18:05,283
‪我處處為你著想，你卻嗆我

356
00:18:05,363 --> 00:18:06,283
‪我沒有嗆妳

357
00:18:06,363 --> 00:18:08,043
‪-你為什麼嗆我？
‪-我沒有

358
00:18:08,123 --> 00:18:10,803
‪-明明就有！
‪-不，妳別感情用事

359
00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,883
‪我是關心你才會情緒激動

360
00:18:12,963 --> 00:18:14,523
‪你說的話很重要

361
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,163
‪所以我才不想太早告訴你

362
00:18:17,243 --> 00:18:18,123
‪因為我重視你

363
00:18:18,203 --> 00:18:21,163
‪我想先瞭解我的交往對象
‪再正式介紹給你認識

364
00:18:21,243 --> 00:18:22,483
‪但你卻拿這個跟我吵

365
00:18:22,563 --> 00:18:24,683
‪因為你逃避自己的問題

366
00:18:24,763 --> 00:18:28,123
‪-我沒有逃避問題
‪-我在合適的場合介紹他

367
00:18:28,203 --> 00:18:29,643
‪-才怪
‪-在該死的舞會上

368
00:18:31,683 --> 00:18:34,043
‪庫茲是我的一切

369
00:18:34,123 --> 00:18:35,803
‪治療我憂鬱的良方

370
00:18:35,883 --> 00:18:38,883
‪我很受傷，因為他抹黑

371
00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:41,483
‪一個無辜的好人

372
00:18:41,563 --> 00:18:44,923
‪把他跟凱莉的缺點扯在一起
‪那根本不關庫茲的事

373
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:46,123
‪你罵錯人了

374
00:18:46,203 --> 00:18:48,243
‪我只是不想看到妳受傷害

375
00:18:48,843 --> 00:18:50,923
‪他不會傷害我，我要結婚了

376
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:53,483
‪不，妳不能結婚

377
00:18:53,563 --> 00:18:54,523
‪什麼意思？

378
00:18:54,603 --> 00:18:57,883
‪妳跟我不能衝動行事

379
00:18:57,963 --> 00:18:59,203
‪-為什麼？
‪-慢慢來

380
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,523
‪別再唱衰我的感情了！

381
00:19:02,523 --> 00:19:05,443
‪你正在逃避深層的問題

382
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:07,083
‪-什麼？
‪-不，沒關係

383
00:19:07,163 --> 00:19:10,603
‪我只想說我們一起去進行伴侶諮商

384
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:14,763
‪集體討論，談談我們的問題

385
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,163
‪你說你不認識庫茲

386
00:19:16,243 --> 00:19:20,003
‪這樣你就能瞭解他
‪你可以在治療師面前問他問題

387
00:19:20,763 --> 00:19:21,803
‪我要回家了

388
00:19:23,123 --> 00:19:24,683
‪-走吧
‪-滾開

389
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,643
‪我必須幫真實DJ

390
00:19:26,723 --> 00:19:29,003
‪他需要協助，我會幫他

391
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,523
‪可惡

392
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,123
‪嘿！

393
00:19:38,683 --> 00:19:40,563
‪從奈及利亞來到這裡

394
00:19:40,643 --> 00:19:45,203
‪對我來說最難熬的時間

395
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:46,243
‪就是夜晚

396
00:19:46,323 --> 00:19:48,803
‪晚上我好寂寞

397
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:49,803
‪妳好嗎？

398
00:19:49,883 --> 00:19:51,723
‪我沒事，我很好

399
00:19:52,403 --> 00:19:53,963
‪我想念你們

400
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:56,243
‪我們差不多結婚十年了

401
00:19:56,323 --> 00:20:00,443
‪雖然我和伊納森經歷過很多低潮

402
00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,283
‪我們還是守著彼此

403
00:20:02,363 --> 00:20:04,083
‪我的寶貝呢？她們在嗎？

404
00:20:04,163 --> 00:20:06,363
‪嗨，媽，妳看起來很漂亮

405
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:10,203
‪-大美人！
‪-謝謝誇獎，寶貝

406
00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:15,483
‪同年當我發現伊納森
‪還有另一群子女時…

407
00:20:15,563 --> 00:20:18,123
- ‪（安妮伊迪比亞和丈夫2
- FACE
‪回擊外遇醜聞）

408
00:20:18,363 --> 00:20:22,403
‪…我心如刀割

409
00:20:22,483 --> 00:20:25,403
‪（安妮伊迪比亞
- ‪終於回應2
- FACE的醜聞）

410
00:20:25,483 --> 00:20:27,923
‪妳怎麼會重蹈覆轍？

411
00:20:42,443 --> 00:20:45,163
‪那是一種無可救藥的情緒

412
00:20:45,923 --> 00:20:49,163
‪沒有靈丹妙藥可治療

413
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:50,603
‪只能靠自己

414
00:20:51,163 --> 00:20:54,123
‪妳要當自己的良藥

415
00:20:54,203 --> 00:20:56,283
‪妳必須選擇療癒

416
00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:58,483
‪因為沒人能治好妳

417
00:21:00,443 --> 00:21:04,963
‪但如今我心存感激
‪因為經歷這麼多事

418
00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:08,523
‪走過風風雨雨
‪還有孩子們，都讓他蛻變成

419
00:21:08,603 --> 00:21:11,283
‪現在的好男人

420
00:21:11,363 --> 00:21:14,243
‪所以我不後悔，他們都是我的孩子

421
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:20,163
‪寶貝，我們來拍照，笑一個吧

422
00:21:20,243 --> 00:21:21,443
‪笑一個，寶貝

423
00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:23,203
‪好的，好吧

424
00:21:28,883 --> 00:21:31,803
‪-早上好，親愛的
‪-一點都不好

425
00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:34,763
‪你為什麼不來我的飯店？
‪每次都要我過來

426
00:21:34,843 --> 00:21:36,123
‪-妳好嗎？
‪-我很好

427
00:21:36,203 --> 00:21:40,123
‪我請安妮來我的下榻處共進早餐

428
00:21:41,123 --> 00:21:43,523
‪你今天早上走Gucci風啊

429
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,843
‪-我不是想給妳壓力
‪-我好想你

430
00:21:45,923 --> 00:21:50,363
‪從我們到南非後
‪安妮就一直無所事事

431
00:21:50,883 --> 00:21:53,763
‪安妮的心情起起伏伏

432
00:21:53,843 --> 00:21:56,363
‪我為她準備了一個驚喜

433
00:21:56,443 --> 00:21:58,803
‪天啊，我們去喝茶，時髦的茶會

434
00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:01,923
‪我跟你說過薩莉和我的洋裝的事

435
00:22:02,003 --> 00:22:04,763
‪你當時還幫我調整什麼的

436
00:22:04,843 --> 00:22:08,003
‪我告訴她我的感受
‪全場鴉雀無聲，好像…

437
00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:10,323
‪大家都裝忙，心想什麼情況？

438
00:22:10,403 --> 00:22:13,083
‪-默默喝茶
‪-但她道歉了

439
00:22:13,763 --> 00:22:15,723
‪-太好了
‪-薩莉是個好人

440
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,723
‪-怎麼了，安妮？
‪-哇！

441
00:22:18,243 --> 00:22:19,803
‪-史旺奇！
‪-安妮！

442
00:22:19,883 --> 00:22:21,803
‪妳有秘密仰慕者嗎？

443
00:22:21,883 --> 00:22:24,243
‪沒有，史旺奇，不是你買的嗎？

444
00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:26,883
‪到處都是玫瑰

445
00:22:26,963 --> 00:22:29,883
‪玫瑰花 ，我很驚訝

446
00:22:29,963 --> 00:22:32,203
‪-我得弄清楚怎麼回事
‪-史旺奇！

447
00:22:32,283 --> 00:22:33,163
‪太扯了

448
00:22:38,963 --> 00:22:41,003
‪喂！

449
00:22:42,723 --> 00:22:43,563
‪伊諾！

450
00:22:45,043 --> 00:22:46,563
‪伊諾！

451
00:22:49,323 --> 00:22:50,883
‪等等！

452
00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:53,563
‪-妳好嗎？
‪-你總能說到做到

453
00:22:57,883 --> 00:23:00,203
‪我回到南非了

454
00:23:00,283 --> 00:23:03,883
‪因為我想念我的親密愛人，我來討抱

455
00:23:08,443 --> 00:23:10,483
‪-伊諾！
‪-怎麼樣？

456
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:12,563
‪妳是說我不會說到做到？

457
00:23:13,883 --> 00:23:16,403
‪不，不可…不可能有這種事

458
00:23:20,203 --> 00:23:22,203
‪我和史旺奇是老交情了

459
00:23:22,283 --> 00:23:23,363
- ‪王者2
- Baba

460
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:26,123
‪我剛打給他，請他帶她到外面

461
00:23:26,203 --> 00:23:30,043
‪嚇她一跳
‪因為我不想讓安妮知道我要來

462
00:23:30,123 --> 00:23:32,883
‪天啊，寶貝

463
00:23:36,363 --> 00:23:37,723
‪規矩點

464
00:23:38,643 --> 00:23:40,243
‪乖一點，朋友

465
00:23:40,883 --> 00:23:43,723
‪今天她有充分理由可以調皮

466
00:23:46,043 --> 00:23:47,363
‪我們去太陽城吧

467
00:23:47,443 --> 00:23:49,083
‪你們一定要去那裡看看

468
00:23:49,963 --> 00:23:52,403
‪我在太陽城安排了活動

469
00:23:52,483 --> 00:23:54,323
‪-好耶
‪-一杯杯接著乾

470
00:23:54,403 --> 00:23:57,243
‪-香檳，親愛的
‪-我準備了另一個驚喜

471
00:23:57,843 --> 00:24:01,403
‪我們做點別的
‪而不是平淡地度過周年紀念

472
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,643
‪十年不是開玩笑的

473
00:24:03,243 --> 00:24:05,363
‪謝謝寶貝帶來白花花的鈔票

474
00:24:06,203 --> 00:24:08,723
‪-我要去血拼，因為他在這裡
‪-是的，親愛的

475
00:24:13,803 --> 00:24:15,603
‪懲罰該停止了吧

476
00:24:15,683 --> 00:24:17,683
‪我不懂我為何要為他人的行為

477
00:24:17,763 --> 00:24:19,323
‪受到懲罰

478
00:24:19,403 --> 00:24:20,323
‪你得好好表現

479
00:24:20,403 --> 00:24:22,723
‪然後妳又要我們去參加這鬼東西

480
00:24:22,803 --> 00:24:25,043
‪-是伴侶諮商
‪-那是什麼鬼？

481
00:24:25,123 --> 00:24:28,523
‪據我所知是心理治療
‪只有我們四個人

482
00:24:28,603 --> 00:24:31,403
‪卡妮的建議，她說對我們有好處

483
00:24:31,483 --> 00:24:33,683
‪卡妮的建議，這就是問題所在

484
00:24:37,923 --> 00:24:39,603
‪剛開始我覺得

485
00:24:40,323 --> 00:24:44,443
‪這樣很怪，還有兩、三對情侶在場

486
00:24:45,043 --> 00:24:49,403
‪哭泣，坦露自己的脆弱
‪我不喜歡這一套

487
00:24:49,483 --> 00:24:53,243
‪但我覺得做伴侶諮商無傷大雅

488
00:24:55,883 --> 00:24:57,323
‪-你們好
‪-嗨

489
00:24:57,403 --> 00:24:58,923
‪-你們好嗎？
‪-歡迎，請進

490
00:25:00,523 --> 00:25:02,083
‪有治療師、卡妮…

491
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,403
‪庫茲不在那裡

492
00:25:05,483 --> 00:25:07,123
‪所以妳們設計我

493
00:25:07,203 --> 00:25:08,923
‪-我們沒設計你
‪-我沒有

494
00:25:09,003 --> 00:25:11,603
‪她根本不知道，你幹嘛衝著她？

495
00:25:11,683 --> 00:25:13,283
‪這跟妳說的不一樣

496
00:25:14,203 --> 00:25:16,083
‪庫茲不想見到你

497
00:25:18,243 --> 00:25:21,043
‪因為昨天我回家後
‪他對發生的事不太高興

498
00:25:21,123 --> 00:25:23,283
‪-都是你
‪-所以他不參加？

499
00:25:23,363 --> 00:25:24,843
‪對，他改變主意了

500
00:25:24,923 --> 00:25:28,523
‪好吧，那現在
‪我們先把重點放在你們倆身上

501
00:25:29,123 --> 00:25:31,643
‪-謝謝妳介紹朋友來
‪-謝謝

502
00:25:31,723 --> 00:25:33,283
‪-好
‪-說再見

503
00:25:33,363 --> 00:25:35,483
‪-再見，卡妮
‪-跟大家道別

504
00:25:38,283 --> 00:25:39,123
‪做得好

505
00:25:39,203 --> 00:25:42,603
‪-不，她那晚也這樣轉頭就走
‪-別把怒氣發洩在我身上

506
00:25:42,683 --> 00:25:46,283
‪知道嗎，她總是很無禮
‪每次都氣沖沖離開

507
00:26:01,203 --> 00:26:03,083
‪我們今晚要共進晚餐

508
00:26:03,163 --> 00:26:05,523
‪只有我跟她，但她還在狀況外

509
00:26:05,603 --> 00:26:06,603
‪妳看！

510
00:26:09,043 --> 00:26:10,163
‪碧麗堂皇

511
00:26:10,243 --> 00:26:15,643
‪我打算請她重許婚誓

512
00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:17,403
‪我們的專屬套房

513
00:26:17,483 --> 00:26:18,883
‪我們做點別的

514
00:26:21,683 --> 00:26:24,203
‪而不是平淡地度過周年紀念

515
00:26:26,763 --> 00:26:29,523
‪老公，這是怎麼回事？

516
00:26:29,603 --> 00:26:32,003
‪我不信是你一手策劃的

517
00:26:35,043 --> 00:26:37,403
‪你開始耍浪漫了

518
00:26:40,803 --> 00:26:44,043
‪我不是最浪漫的男人，但我盡力了

519
00:26:47,683 --> 00:26:49,523
‪-我的女王
‪-謝謝

520
00:26:50,163 --> 00:26:51,923
‪我今晚不用孤枕難眠了

521
00:26:52,003 --> 00:26:53,403
‪-我們待在這裡吧
‪-嘿！

522
00:26:54,963 --> 00:26:56,923
‪今晚，我要跟我的男人同床共眠

523
00:27:04,803 --> 00:27:05,683
‪你還好嗎？

524
00:27:05,763 --> 00:27:07,283
‪對，但記住

525
00:27:07,363 --> 00:27:11,043
‪我本來已經做好集體諮商的心理準備

526
00:27:11,643 --> 00:27:14,243
‪-讓我喘口氣
‪-沒什麼不同啊

527
00:27:14,323 --> 00:27:17,523
‪我們不是來吵架的，這不是罵人時間

528
00:27:19,563 --> 00:27:22,803
‪妳為什麼老是說我吵架？我沒有爭吵

529
00:27:22,883 --> 00:27:25,603
‪不是啦，我是要你用正確的心態

530
00:27:25,683 --> 00:27:28,203
‪我們只是在閒聊

531
00:27:28,283 --> 00:27:31,523
‪你們有沒有發現
‪這是你們經常爭執的點？

532
00:27:32,203 --> 00:27:37,283
‪對，一直都是，他不懂得聆聽

533
00:27:37,363 --> 00:27:39,483
‪我會說：“你可以聽我說嗎？”

534
00:27:39,563 --> 00:27:41,883
‪然後他回答：“我在聽啊”

535
00:27:41,963 --> 00:27:45,523
‪我會說：“你有聽，但沒有到”

536
00:27:45,603 --> 00:27:48,403
‪-她很霸道
‪-好的，多說點

537
00:27:48,923 --> 00:27:51,763
‪她總是想主導一切

538
00:27:51,843 --> 00:27:54,403
‪我們上次爭吵

539
00:27:54,483 --> 00:27:56,883
‪是因為我早上請她幫我泡麥片

540
00:27:57,403 --> 00:28:00,403
‪但她不幫我在麥片裡加糖

541
00:28:00,483 --> 00:28:02,443
‪-為什麼？
‪-我希望他吃得更健康

542
00:28:02,523 --> 00:28:04,203
‪我是為了他好，到頭來…

543
00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:07,843
‪但他很清楚自己想要什麼
‪而且告訴妳了

544
00:28:07,923 --> 00:28:10,883
‪但妳卻否定他要的東西

545
00:28:11,683 --> 00:28:15,163
‪我覺得她把我的人生看成麥片粥

546
00:28:15,243 --> 00:28:17,883
‪每樣東西在她眼裡都像麥片粥

547
00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:20,483
‪昆頓之前妳有跟別人交往嗎？

548
00:28:21,883 --> 00:28:23,363
‪-有
‪-怎麼結束的？

549
00:28:24,123 --> 00:28:26,203
‪因為我抓到他偷吃

550
00:28:26,283 --> 00:28:28,483
‪-瞭解
‪-我們也經常爭吵

551
00:28:29,203 --> 00:28:31,883
‪我們之間也有很多溝通不良…

552
00:28:31,963 --> 00:28:34,763
‪別說“也”，我們不常吵架
‪是妳常跟我吵

553
00:28:34,843 --> 00:28:35,683
‪好吧

554
00:28:35,763 --> 00:28:38,563
‪你經常在她說話時打斷她嗎？

555
00:28:38,643 --> 00:28:40,443
‪-常常
‪-不是，我覺得有必要

556
00:28:40,523 --> 00:28:43,003
‪妳不能把關係曲解…

557
00:28:43,083 --> 00:28:45,243
‪我只是說出我想要的方式

558
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:47,883
‪沒錯，給她空間敘述完想法

559
00:28:48,443 --> 00:28:51,323
‪我想她的挫折感就是這麼來的

560
00:28:51,403 --> 00:28:54,523
‪由於上一段戀情以出軌收場

561
00:28:54,603 --> 00:28:58,243
‪讓妳產生嚴重的信任問題

562
00:28:58,323 --> 00:29:01,123
‪這一切都是因為昆頓不懂得

563
00:29:01,203 --> 00:29:04,443
‪對我表達真實情感

564
00:29:04,523 --> 00:29:07,563
‪昆頓是我碰過

565
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,603
‪最不浪漫的人

566
00:29:10,683 --> 00:29:11,643
‪好吧

567
00:29:11,723 --> 00:29:14,683
‪後來我甚至懷疑
‪“你對我有感覺嗎？”

568
00:29:14,763 --> 00:29:17,083
‪凱莉會說：“在大賣場牽我的手”

569
00:29:17,163 --> 00:29:19,843
‪-別這樣說
‪-凱莉，妳不能打斷他

570
00:29:19,923 --> 00:29:21,563
‪-沒錯
‪-妳得聽他說完

571
00:29:21,643 --> 00:29:22,483
‪這就對了

572
00:29:22,563 --> 00:29:25,403
‪你們兩個都要學會著傾聽
‪別打斷對方

573
00:29:25,483 --> 00:29:27,243
‪你們兩個想都想搶話

574
00:29:27,323 --> 00:29:29,203
‪等你們開始學會傾聽

575
00:29:29,283 --> 00:29:33,563
‪兩人間的反射性鬥嘴就會平息許多

576
00:29:33,643 --> 00:29:34,683
‪這樣很好

577
00:29:35,283 --> 00:29:36,643
‪-謝謝
‪-不客氣

578
00:29:46,923 --> 00:29:48,603
‪哈囉

579
00:29:50,523 --> 00:29:52,003
‪我要回坦尚尼亞了

580
00:29:52,083 --> 00:29:53,603
‪看爸爸帶來什麼

581
00:29:54,283 --> 00:29:57,763
‪每次跟孩子們道別，我心裡都很難過

582
00:29:58,883 --> 00:30:00,523
‪酸甜糖！

583
00:30:01,483 --> 00:30:04,163
‪這是我人生中最難熬的事

584
00:30:04,243 --> 00:30:06,923
‪有時候我的腦中會出現聲音

585
00:30:07,003 --> 00:30:09,403
‪“你是不是讓孩子失望了？”

586
00:30:10,363 --> 00:30:12,643
‪“你做得很失敗嗎？”

587
00:30:14,483 --> 00:30:16,763
‪身為父親

588
00:30:16,843 --> 00:30:19,643
‪戴蒙很呵護慈愛，他疼愛孩子

589
00:30:20,243 --> 00:30:23,083
‪看看我的禮物

590
00:30:23,763 --> 00:30:25,763
‪看到媽咪該得到的東西嗎？

591
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:28,123
‪你們看這些多漂亮！

592
00:30:28,723 --> 00:30:31,483
‪我竭盡所能確保

593
00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:32,643
‪能讓她知道

594
00:30:33,283 --> 00:30:35,243
‪我很感謝

595
00:30:36,123 --> 00:30:36,963
‪她的付出

596
00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:40,403
‪-我該走了
‪-爸爸必須離開

597
00:30:40,483 --> 00:30:42,243
‪不行，你要跟我走

598
00:30:42,323 --> 00:30:43,683
‪-我應該跟妳走嗎？
‪-對

599
00:30:43,763 --> 00:30:45,163
‪你們會想我嗎？

600
00:30:45,683 --> 00:30:47,003
‪-會
‪-會！

601
00:30:47,083 --> 00:30:49,443
‪見到你真好，每次都是

602
00:30:49,523 --> 00:30:51,003
‪我們愛你，很想你

603
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,963
‪-隨時歡迎你回來
‪-我愛你們

604
00:30:53,043 --> 00:30:55,043
‪-爸爸！
‪-親一個

605
00:30:55,123 --> 00:30:59,003
‪我希望我們留住認識以來的種種美好

606
00:31:03,803 --> 00:31:05,083
‪-我們走吧
‪-再見．好

607
00:31:05,163 --> 00:31:07,163
‪好了，後會有期

608
00:31:07,243 --> 00:31:12,563
‪希望一切能雨過天晴，鬧劇也能平息

609
00:31:12,643 --> 00:31:16,643
‪我們就能一償宿願
‪擁有穩固美滿的家庭

610
00:31:29,883 --> 00:31:35,203
‪我跟安妮已經認識多年

611
00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:38,323
‪一路走來很崎嶇

612
00:31:38,403 --> 00:31:40,323
‪好幾次懷孕

613
00:31:40,843 --> 00:31:44,083
‪醜聞什麼的，整整九年鬧得滿城風雨

614
00:31:44,163 --> 00:31:48,603
‪但在我功成名就
‪遊戲人間前，我們就在一起了

615
00:31:50,163 --> 00:31:55,843
‪所以我想要重新求婚

616
00:31:56,403 --> 00:31:57,883
‪伊納森，這是幹嘛？

617
00:31:58,563 --> 00:32:02,003
‪我只是想跟妳享受兩人世界
‪有問題嗎？

618
00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,803
‪看吧，妳們這些奈及利亞女人

619
00:32:05,763 --> 00:32:08,403
‪當丈夫想要羅曼蒂克一下

620
00:32:08,483 --> 00:32:10,123
‪妳們就問：“你在幹嘛？”

621
00:32:10,923 --> 00:32:12,363
‪“伊納森，這是怎麼回事？”

622
00:32:12,443 --> 00:32:14,483
‪-我喜歡，太美了
‪-是嗎？

623
00:32:14,563 --> 00:32:16,003
‪說真說，我很喜歡

624
00:32:16,083 --> 00:32:17,363
‪我做得不錯，對吧？

625
00:32:17,443 --> 00:32:19,723
‪我喜歡，真的，愛死了

626
00:32:20,803 --> 00:32:21,643
‪伊納森

627
00:32:22,883 --> 00:32:26,203
‪我不會說…我不覺得伊納森是浪漫派

628
00:32:26,283 --> 00:32:27,443
‪但今晚

629
00:32:28,043 --> 00:32:29,723
‪今晚氣氛很不一樣

630
00:32:29,803 --> 00:32:33,483
‪我偶爾會使出浪漫絕招

631
00:32:34,003 --> 00:32:34,923
‪但並不常

632
00:32:35,003 --> 00:32:39,883
‪有時也不單是送玫瑰花而已

633
00:32:39,963 --> 00:32:43,003
‪記得我帶妳去的第一家高級餐廳嗎？

634
00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:45,283
‪天啊

635
00:32:48,243 --> 00:32:50,003
‪所以如果我告訴服務生…

636
00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:51,083
‪我知道了

637
00:32:51,163 --> 00:32:52,963
‪妳現在要裝出想起來的樣子

638
00:32:53,043 --> 00:32:54,483
‪-我記得
‪-妳記得嗎？

639
00:32:54,563 --> 00:32:56,483
‪-很多年前了
‪-一起說出來？

640
00:32:56,563 --> 00:32:58,443
‪一，二，三

641
00:32:58,523 --> 00:32:59,523
‪-費拉德
‪-費拉德

642
00:33:03,963 --> 00:33:06,523
‪天啊，想想我們這段關係

643
00:33:07,563 --> 00:33:09,243
‪已經走了多遠

644
00:33:09,323 --> 00:33:11,243
‪費拉德餐廳，在菲斯塔克

645
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,843
‪在菲斯塔克，沒錯

646
00:33:12,923 --> 00:33:14,363
‪回想這一切

647
00:33:15,163 --> 00:33:17,443
‪真的很美好

648
00:33:18,283 --> 00:33:23,723
‪當我們快樂而且默契十足時
‪我過得比較好

649
00:33:25,043 --> 00:33:28,323
‪我記得妳第一次聽到我說

650
00:33:29,203 --> 00:33:30,523
‪我把另一個女人肚子搞大

651
00:33:30,603 --> 00:33:31,483
‪寶貝

652
00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:35,563
‪我知道那段時間我們並不…

653
00:33:36,243 --> 00:33:39,883
‪我只能想像妳有多痛苦

654
00:33:41,803 --> 00:33:42,683
‪你當時很年輕

655
00:33:43,203 --> 00:33:44,123
‪我們都還年輕

656
00:33:45,203 --> 00:33:47,203
‪但我很高興

657
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,723
‪妳沒有拋棄我

658
00:33:52,643 --> 00:33:54,843
‪現在大家現用這個詞“拋棄”

659
00:33:55,443 --> 00:33:56,363
‪說真的

660
00:33:57,283 --> 00:33:58,403
‪其實我…

661
00:33:58,483 --> 00:34:00,323
‪那段日子還歷歷在目

662
00:34:00,403 --> 00:34:03,643
‪我很欣慰能聽到

663
00:34:04,963 --> 00:34:09,803
‪你反省過
‪而且試著體諒我當時的感受

664
00:34:09,883 --> 00:34:14,403
‪因為不瞞你說，我經常在想

665
00:34:14,483 --> 00:34:17,843
‪多半時候或者說一直以來
‪雖然我們結婚了

666
00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:20,843
‪我以為你…

667
00:34:20,923 --> 00:34:26,403
‪我覺得你可能不知道
‪那段時間我有多受傷

668
00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:28,003
‪除了第一次，還有第二次

669
00:34:31,483 --> 00:34:32,843
‪我們經歷了很多

670
00:34:32,923 --> 00:34:35,603
‪說到心碎

671
00:34:35,683 --> 00:34:38,563
‪我覺得被人捅一刀

672
00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:43,683
‪可能都還比心碎好一點

673
00:34:44,443 --> 00:34:46,323
‪當時我很年輕，好傻好天真

674
00:34:46,403 --> 00:34:47,843
‪伴隨著名氣而來

675
00:34:47,923 --> 00:34:51,803
‪緋聞也越多，每個女人都想黏著他

676
00:34:51,883 --> 00:34:54,643
‪為他生孩子

677
00:34:54,723 --> 00:34:56,443
‪這些都是名氣的副產品

678
00:34:56,523 --> 00:34:58,723
‪這段時間以來

679
00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:00,683
‪我…

680
00:35:01,883 --> 00:35:04,203
‪我自己照顧孩子們

681
00:35:05,283 --> 00:35:07,123
‪我這才發現，天啊

682
00:35:07,203 --> 00:35:09,843
‪這個女人簡直是超人，自從…

683
00:35:09,923 --> 00:35:12,803
‪孩子們會來要我做一些事

684
00:35:12,883 --> 00:35:15,643
‪我心想：“什麼鬼啊？”

685
00:35:17,563 --> 00:35:22,723
‪但妳去工作，回家後還能包辦這些事

686
00:35:23,763 --> 00:35:26,603
‪這真的讓我對妳刮目相看

687
00:35:32,043 --> 00:35:33,483
‪我很高興聽到你這麼說

688
00:35:34,203 --> 00:35:37,003
‪-我以為你沒注意到
‪-我想讓妳知道

689
00:35:37,083 --> 00:35:38,083
‪謝謝

690
00:35:39,283 --> 00:35:42,123
‪即便如此，加上妳的固執還…

691
00:35:42,643 --> 00:35:45,483
‪-伊諾，我不…
‪-…還經常煩我

692
00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:50,443
‪有時候，我起床時沒看到有人煩我

693
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:52,323
‪還開始覺得寂寞呢

694
00:35:52,403 --> 00:35:56,403
‪-我心想：“該死的”
‪-可以停嗎？能不能暫停？

695
00:35:56,483 --> 00:35:59,563
‪這個人又要來煩我了

696
00:36:01,163 --> 00:36:03,523
‪-嘿
‪-我說不下去了，能暫停嗎？

697
00:36:07,283 --> 00:36:08,523
‪沒關係

698
00:36:08,603 --> 00:36:11,323
‪-對不起
‪-你沒說過你注意到那些事

699
00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:12,323
‪沒關係

700
00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:14,083
‪放輕鬆，對不起

701
00:36:16,563 --> 00:36:17,443
‪很抱歉

702
00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:23,763
‪說愛她

703
00:36:25,963 --> 00:36:27,403
‪都還太輕描淡寫了

704
00:36:30,963 --> 00:36:32,083
‪沒關係

705
00:36:32,163 --> 00:36:33,043
‪放輕鬆

706
00:36:33,683 --> 00:36:36,523
‪-那些事…
‪-我說的都是真心話

707
00:36:39,083 --> 00:36:39,963
‪肺腑之言

708
00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:46,043
‪-我愛你
‪-沒事了

709
00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:48,123
‪沒關係，寶貝

710
00:36:49,643 --> 00:36:53,043
‪也許我內心深處還是認為

711
00:36:53,643 --> 00:36:58,363
‪伊納森有點盲目，沒看到我有多辛苦

712
00:36:59,283 --> 00:37:02,803
‪經營家庭和我的人生

713
00:37:03,563 --> 00:37:04,723
‪看看這個

714
00:37:08,003 --> 00:37:10,043
‪正式邁入第十年了

715
00:37:10,803 --> 00:37:12,963
‪我帶了婚紗照來，讓她看看…

716
00:37:13,043 --> 00:37:14,763
‪帶她走進回憶的長廊

717
00:37:14,843 --> 00:37:17,323
‪喚起她對大喜之日的印象

718
00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:18,283
‪你在做什麼？

719
00:37:18,363 --> 00:37:19,643
‪我要妳看看

720
00:37:19,723 --> 00:37:21,883
‪那是我們在杜拜海灘拍的

721
00:37:21,963 --> 00:37:24,363
‪記得我們的婚誓嗎？

722
00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:25,843
‪我說：“我願意”

723
00:37:25,923 --> 00:37:27,323
‪那天我…

724
00:37:28,603 --> 00:37:32,683
‪又是老樣子
‪我討厭自己那樣，總是搞得…

725
00:37:32,763 --> 00:37:34,123
‪-寶貝
‪-怎麼樣？

726
00:37:34,843 --> 00:37:36,923
‪拜託，我希望妳繼續陪在我身邊

727
00:37:37,003 --> 00:37:37,963
‪那是什麼？

728
00:37:40,723 --> 00:37:42,363
‪我們再攜手共度十年吧

729
00:37:43,123 --> 00:37:44,043
‪拜託妳

730
00:37:46,483 --> 00:37:47,323
‪我求妳

731
00:37:47,403 --> 00:37:48,883
‪-什麼？
‪-我求你

732
00:37:52,883 --> 00:37:54,763
‪讓我們再走過下一個十年

733
00:37:55,643 --> 00:37:58,243
‪伊納森，我要永遠在一起
‪何止十年啊？

734
00:37:58,323 --> 00:38:00,403
‪我們會一年算過一年

735
00:38:05,563 --> 00:38:07,203
‪-一步一步來
‪-是這隻手

736
00:38:07,283 --> 00:38:08,363
‪現在要戴這隻手？

737
00:38:08,443 --> 00:38:10,643
‪真是的，我都忘了哪隻手了

738
00:38:12,643 --> 00:38:14,683
‪如果妳對我膩了，就告訴我

739
00:38:14,763 --> 00:38:17,843
‪-我不會厭倦你
‪-我永遠不會厭倦妳

740
00:38:23,203 --> 00:38:24,123
‪我愛你

741
00:38:25,243 --> 00:38:26,203
‪我也愛妳

742
00:38:28,083 --> 00:38:29,843
‪我要結婚兩次

743
00:38:30,403 --> 00:38:32,203
‪妳還是會選我吧？

744
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:35,963
‪我是個幸運的女人

745
00:38:36,043 --> 00:38:38,043
‪很有福氣

746
00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:40,443
‪兩次耶！

747
00:38:41,163 --> 00:38:42,723
‪都嫁給同一個男人

748
00:38:42,803 --> 00:38:43,843
‪我願意

749
00:40:26,483 --> 00:40:31,483
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