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‪NETFLIX 實境影集

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‪我們一同經歷了甘苦

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‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

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‪一起慶祝人生的重大里程碑

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‪有我在，我挺妳

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‪我們一起度過了高低潮

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‪只要你出聲，我們就給予回應與支持

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‪我們隨傳隨到

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‪我們這群朋友實現了非洲夢

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‪過著人人稱羨的奢華生活，親愛的

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‪為金光燦爛乾杯！

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‪約翰尼斯堡形同非洲各國的門戶
‪大家都住在這裡

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‪如果你在非洲，那裡就是金錢重鎮

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‪有錢有名並不輕鬆

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‪我是卡妮姆鮑

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‪酸民都叫我拜金女

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‪我們生活在夢幻的世界

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‪-從我們相處的狐群狗黨…
‪-乾杯，寶貝

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‪…到我們的穿著打扮

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‪開的車，當然還有約會對象

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‪今晚就來看看大家的真面目吧

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‪我們有演員、歌手和造型師

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‪這個群體的每個人在家鄉都是大人物

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‪沒半個人是弱者

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‪我們當中有些人在尋找愛情

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‪我的外號是“辛巴”
‪也就是獅子，所以我渴望狩獵

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‪但我瞭解自己，我是花花公子

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‪我們打得很火熱

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‪我已經結過兩次婚
‪所以談感情我應該算老手了

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‪昆頓是我見過最不浪漫的人

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‪那是什麼意思？

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‪我不玩了

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‪而我們女人充滿力量

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‪我身上散發一種能量，當它展現時

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‪信心爆棚，能震懾旁人

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‪我們努力奮鬥，因為我們是一家人

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‪放慢腳步是什麼意思？
‪他是我要嫁的男人

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‪妳不能結婚

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‪我們神氣十足

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‪我是時尚之神

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‪沒有史旺奇就沒有風格

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‪我不認為自己是十全十美的紳士

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‪但正在通往成為紳士的路上

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‪少了針鋒相對何以成就友誼？

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‪妳天生喜歡惹毛別人嗎？

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‪我沒空應付鬧劇

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‪我不會讓賤人好過

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‪如果想對付我就拿出事實
‪否則你會吃不完兜著走

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‪妳不能跟我老公說我沒有安全感

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‪關於家人的事，我會嚴肅以待

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‪妳們挑撥離間，分化這段友誼和群體

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‪-我早妳一步認識他
‪-天啊，掰了，賤貨

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‪現在全世界會看到先前錯過的一切

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‪（李奧納多大廈）

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‪每天早上我們在鋼琴聲中醒來

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‪因為我們覺得手機鬧鈴很刺耳

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‪誰想被刺耳的噪音叫醒？

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‪要面對的壓力已經夠多了
‪至少被樂音喚醒吧

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‪我是南非女演員、製作人
‪人生教練…

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‪總歸一句是勝利組

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‪外界都稱我教母
‪目前住在約翰尼斯堡桑頓

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‪非洲最富庶的地方

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‪少了姆鮑的桑頓算什麼？

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‪我就是桑頓的代表人物

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‪我的拜金女外號名不虛傳

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‪我跟孩子的爸生下一個寶寶

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‪他大我31歲

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‪外界都說：“那不可能是真愛”

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‪“她一定是為了他的錢，她是拜金女”

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‪非常感謝

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‪過去我以為會一輩子被人包養

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‪但現在我是美魔女

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‪我跟28歲的小鮮肉交往
‪而我已經35歲

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‪男人就像警察
‪天職是保護和服務，就這樣

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‪保護我，意思是
‪不必刷卡幫他買運動鞋

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‪服務我，指的是幫我拿
‪他剛送給我的禮物紙袋

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‪這就叫保護與服務

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‪庫先生是警察局隊長

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‪他是警局負責人

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‪他是警長

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‪去辛巴威怎麼樣？

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‪妳之前跟我提過房子的事，對吧？

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‪辛巴威那裡的房子比較大

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‪有多達40間臥房呢

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‪庫茲是壞男孩嗎？是的

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‪他的人生高潮迭起

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‪“涉嫌”偷了錢

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‪外界左一句逃犯
‪右一句通緝犯

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‪但寫這篇報導的記者

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‪只是拿我當箭靶，因為我有新聞性

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‪我不知道怎麼老吸引到這種人

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‪我孩子的爸也捲入
‪跟金錢來源有關的醜聞

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‪也許我天生是大哥的女人吧

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‪所以如果他真的是黑道，我也不在乎

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‪歡迎來到南非！

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‪-沒錯
‪-帶著南非口音

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‪我跟安妮來自奈及利亞
‪我們剛抵達約翰尼斯堡

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‪我們打算玩得天翻地覆

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‪妳知道南非人講話的樣子
‪每個字都要強調

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‪-我們很強大
‪-什麼都要強調嗎？

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‪不管講啥都要強調，你“非來”不可

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‪-你的語氣學得好像
‪-我們“一定要”一起旅行

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‪女生都有閨密
‪而且不是應該是女生嗎？

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‪史旺奇是我的知己之一

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‪他當我的造型師好幾年了

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‪敬更精彩的人生、更多金錢與成就

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‪-更多銀子！
‪-更多錢！

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‪銀子！

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‪我叫安妮麥卡考利伊迪比亞

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‪我一出現就吸引眾人目光

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‪他們都想打聽我是誰

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‪如果他們還不知道我是何方神聖

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‪多半時候他們都認識我

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‪我嫁給第一個暗戀對象
‪他是我的初戀、初吻

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‪與第一個男人

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- ‪（2
- FACE伊納森伊迪比亞）

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- ‪2
- Face是超級巨星，他是傳奇人物

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‪就像是誰不想跟傳奇人物當朋友？
‪你懂我的意思嗎？

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‪伊納森已經大紅大紫很多年
‪他的光芒蓋過他人的一切努力

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‪你得比他努力十倍才能讓外界看見

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‪我演出超過200部電影

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‪還有50、60部影集

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‪這個女人成就非凡

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- ‪但還是被叫2
- Face的老婆

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‪我叫安妮麥考利，你會認識我的

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‪-這座城市美極了
‪-天氣真好

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‪-風和日麗
‪-天氣棒呆了

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‪-要命！
‪-天氣超棒的

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‪我來南非是為了擴大事業版圖

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‪過去幾年來

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‪我為了子女和家庭

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‪犧牲了事業和生意

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‪現在輪到我出頭了

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‪我要去約翰尼斯堡的蘭德俱樂部

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‪我打算辦舞會

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‪招待幾個來自非洲各地的朋友

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‪我想讓大家互相認識一下

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‪我們要讚頌這個大洲
‪因為這是屬於我們的年代

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‪要向全世界證明非洲也是第一世界

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‪即使他們說我們是第三世界

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‪我走上樓梯時
‪暗自祈禱他們記得我給的指示

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‪有時你說的話別人有聽沒有懂

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‪-卡妮姆鮑
‪-妳好

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‪嗨，妳好嗎？

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‪我有點緊張，會順利進行吧？

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‪-是的
‪-好喔

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‪一切都按時完成

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‪我沒空處理失誤或溝通不良

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‪-這讓我壓力很大
‪-別緊張

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‪-還看不出全貌
‪-交給我們，別擔心

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‪場面一定要夠震撼

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‪-對吧？
‪-好吧

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‪我要一切無懈可擊，十全十美

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‪我設想的願景就是我要的
‪這也是我的人生態度

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‪-我帶妳參觀餐廳
‪-好

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‪知道嗎，我聽說不少南非女孩的傳言

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‪她們的行為可以很婊…

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‪我點到為止，你懂我的意思

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‪有些南非女人的確有點勢利

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‪但大部分的女性，像是我認識的那些

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‪我還算喜歡

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‪我在這裡

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‪沒事，妳覺得有人
‪會對我們耍大牌嗎？

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‪不可能，她們休想這麼做

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‪-妳來啦！
‪-嘿！

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‪非洲的娜迪亞納凱駕到！

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‪就是我啦！

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‪-還有這輛車？什麼情況？
‪-姊妹，我認真工作

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‪進來吧！

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‪我剛買了一輛新車，是賓士休旅車

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‪超讚的，一聽到引擎聲
‪忍不住讓人唱

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‪貓兒呼嚕嚕，你讓我的下面…

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‪所以女工買了車

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‪嘿，姊妹，看看妳，辣爆了

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‪妳好嗎？

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‪-妳明豔動人
‪-謝謝

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‪妳是來看場地布置的，不是來拍照

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‪我絕對不能出醜，我開的可是賓士呢

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‪知道卡妮要辦派對，我只想到豪奢

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‪上流社會、尊爵不凡，層次多高？

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‪我喜歡，我覺得很氣派
‪有非洲之花的氣息

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‪我真希望她不是辦在蘭德俱樂部

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‪因為一走進去
‪好像來到殖民者的宅邸

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‪那裡有槍，我看著那些心想

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‪“他們拿這些槍奪走我們的土地”

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‪我想要城堡裡有壞蛋
‪融合非洲風格的氣氛

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‪-看得出我的想像畫面嗎？
‪-我懂，但…

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‪你會預期在城堡裡看到公主

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‪-但卻發現狂歡人群，懂嗎？
‪-跳扭臀舞？

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‪娜迪亞是嗨咖

191
00:10:13,763 --> 00:10:14,963
‪告訴我！

192
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:17,483
‪抱歉

193
00:10:17,563 --> 00:10:21,323
‪我跟娜迪亞都喜歡野格炸彈

194
00:10:22,003 --> 00:10:24,243
‪鬧夠啦，我得開開嗓

195
00:10:24,323 --> 00:10:26,803
‪我們得開嗓，進行體內消毒

196
00:10:26,883 --> 00:10:28,923
‪我的本名是娜迪亞坎達瓦

197
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:32,763
‪我是第一代南非人
‪但我的祖先來自辛巴威

198
00:10:32,843 --> 00:10:35,123
‪我是女企業家與創業家

199
00:10:35,203 --> 00:10:37,643
‪但我的本業是音樂家，我唱饒舌歌

200
00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:40,803
‪停下四門奧迪

201
00:10:40,883 --> 00:10:42,803
‪我把自己當成泛非洲藝人

202
00:10:42,883 --> 00:10:47,283
‪我很在乎我的作品，還有身邊的人

203
00:10:48,323 --> 00:10:49,803
‪也很在乎散發的能量

204
00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:53,043
‪我們家族女性居多，她們性情剛烈

205
00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:58,003
‪堅強又固執，我也深受影響

206
00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:02,523
‪-妹子，妳在沙丘裡耶
‪-是啊

207
00:11:02,603 --> 00:11:04,363
‪還騎著重機

208
00:11:04,443 --> 00:11:08,123
‪娜迪亞狂發煽情照吊我們胃口

209
00:11:08,203 --> 00:11:10,603
‪我想知道她是否跟那個男的交往
‪怎麼回事？

210
00:11:10,683 --> 00:11:13,403
‪是工作還是…

211
00:11:14,003 --> 00:11:15,563
‪我想有點複雜

212
00:11:15,643 --> 00:11:17,403
‪-複雜嗎？
‪-不是…

213
00:11:17,483 --> 00:11:18,923
‪-真可愛
‪-他好可愛

214
00:11:19,003 --> 00:11:20,203
‪我在跟維克曼薩交往

215
00:11:20,963 --> 00:11:24,003
‪他是美國饒舌歌手，出色的作詞人

216
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,443
‪家鄉在迦納

217
00:11:26,523 --> 00:11:28,083
‪我們去年在社群網站上認識

218
00:11:28,163 --> 00:11:31,523
‪我在錄音室的照片上留言
‪我說：“回到錄音室了！”

219
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:34,563
‪幾分鐘後，他傳私訊給我
‪“妳好嗎？”

220
00:11:36,523 --> 00:11:38,483
‪當時我跟姊妹淘在一起，她們說

221
00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:41,123
‪“現在別回，他想要性”

222
00:11:41,203 --> 00:11:43,443
‪我說好吧，她們說：“明天再回”

223
00:11:43,523 --> 00:11:45,883
‪我說：“好吧，明天回”
‪但手上忙著回覆

224
00:11:45,963 --> 00:11:48,243
‪妳說謊，是我會當場回覆

225
00:11:48,323 --> 00:11:51,403
‪她們說：“別表現得太飢渴”
‪我心想：“但我很飢渴啊”

226
00:11:51,483 --> 00:11:53,923
‪他們一起去遊獵，到夜店狂歡

227
00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:56,923
‪我傳訊問：“然後咧？”

228
00:11:57,003 --> 00:11:59,923
‪他渾身散發性魅力
‪毫不掩飾對妳的渴望

229
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:02,763
‪我告訴妳維克怎麼樣，維克很性感

230
00:12:02,843 --> 00:12:05,163
‪-超性感
‪-我看到他時說：“這小子很撩人”

231
00:12:05,243 --> 00:12:08,643
‪撩人，而且他會露骨表達
‪“我現在想上妳”

232
00:12:08,723 --> 00:12:11,003
‪-毫不隱瞞
‪-妳跟他愛愛了嗎？

233
00:12:11,083 --> 00:12:12,123
‪有啊，立刻就愛愛

234
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,163
‪再來一杯野格炸彈好嗎？

235
00:12:15,243 --> 00:12:18,043
‪你們不讓我喝醉耶
‪可以再來一杯野格炸彈嗎？

236
00:12:18,883 --> 00:12:19,723
‪乾杯

237
00:12:21,243 --> 00:12:23,363
‪現在我們在一起了

238
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,723
‪-什麼叫在一起？
‪-在一起就是在一起

239
00:12:25,803 --> 00:12:28,043
‪這下我頭大了，因為我邀了戴蒙

240
00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:31,043
‪-戴蒙不是結婚了嗎？
‪-他有小孩，但還沒結婚

241
00:12:31,123 --> 00:12:32,883
‪不只一個孩子？

242
00:12:32,963 --> 00:12:35,723
‪薩莉孩子的爸，最近的…

243
00:12:35,803 --> 00:12:39,123
‪如果她和庫茲交往時
‪我試圖幫她撮合對象，她作何感想？

244
00:12:39,203 --> 00:12:42,363
‪言下之意是我的男人配不上我嗎？

245
00:12:42,443 --> 00:12:43,563
‪什麼意思？

246
00:12:43,643 --> 00:12:46,403
‪-你想撮合我跟戴蒙
‪-不是撮合

247
00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,723
‪-就當朋友吧
‪-只是介紹朋友認識

248
00:12:54,443 --> 00:12:56,923
‪我覺得當個非洲閃耀星

249
00:12:57,003 --> 00:12:59,683
‪這種感覺無與倫比

250
00:12:59,763 --> 00:13:02,363
‪超爽的，我覺得很幸福

251
00:13:05,003 --> 00:13:06,963
‪戴蒙來自坦尚尼亞，對吧？

252
00:13:07,043 --> 00:13:09,723
‪但他把好萊塢帶到非洲

253
00:13:09,803 --> 00:13:11,763
‪-好久不見
‪-總是這麼時髦

254
00:13:11,843 --> 00:13:13,523
‪-回家真好
‪-歡迎回來

255
00:13:15,203 --> 00:13:17,083
‪沒有醜聞就成不了超級巨星

256
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:19,283
‪當你是超級巨星時
‪我們知道你的一言一行

257
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:22,803
‪跟誰上床、住哪裡、吃什麼、穿什麼

258
00:13:22,883 --> 00:13:27,083
‪不能太像絕緣體
‪他的醜聞夠多，堪稱超級巨星

259
00:13:27,163 --> 00:13:31,083
‪他一下飛機、巴士或座車時

260
00:13:31,163 --> 00:13:32,483
‪總有一大群跟班

261
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:36,083
‪一千三百萬人追隨他

262
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,963
‪-來吧，小子
‪-回來真好

263
00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:39,763
‪迫不及待跟你敘舊

264
00:13:40,323 --> 00:13:43,923
‪我欣賞卡妮的地方是她很要求標準

265
00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:45,163
‪一切都做得很到位

266
00:13:45,243 --> 00:13:47,963
‪我喜歡那種感覺
‪很對普拉坦茲的胃口

267
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,763
‪我今年大豐收

268
00:13:49,843 --> 00:13:52,203
‪所以我想放鬆一下，開心享樂

269
00:13:53,843 --> 00:13:56,443
‪南非可以說是我的第二個家

270
00:13:56,523 --> 00:13:57,403
‪我喜歡這裡

271
00:13:57,483 --> 00:14:02,243
‪而且我兩個孩子
‪都跟前妻薩莉在這裡定居

272
00:14:02,323 --> 00:14:04,323
‪我們在一起四年

273
00:14:04,843 --> 00:14:06,083
‪現在我們共同養育子女

274
00:14:06,163 --> 00:14:07,003
‪我是單身

275
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:11,683
‪當然啦，我不可能整年都孤家寡人

276
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,723
‪有時候會有一夜情

277
00:14:13,803 --> 00:14:16,123
‪很難解釋

278
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,803
‪想必你想陪陪孩子和家人吧

279
00:14:18,883 --> 00:14:20,443
‪好吧，我有四個孩子

280
00:14:20,523 --> 00:14:22,523
‪也許五、六個

281
00:14:22,603 --> 00:14:24,723
‪而且我幫你準備了一個驚喜

282
00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:27,883
‪-真的嗎？
‪-你應該會感興趣的對象

283
00:14:27,963 --> 00:14:31,083
‪她也是音樂人
‪也許你認識她，娜迪亞納凱？

284
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:33,563
‪-是娜迪亞啊！
‪-娜迪亞

285
00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:36,163
‪我知道你沒交往對象，除非我弄錯了

286
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,843
‪-我知道你目前沒對象
‪-對，沒有

287
00:14:37,923 --> 00:14:40,003
‪-妳說得沒錯
‪-你有在IG上追踪她嗎？

288
00:14:40,723 --> 00:14:43,683
‪不算有，但我經常注意她的帳號

289
00:14:43,763 --> 00:14:47,603
‪我追踪娜迪亞一陣子了

290
00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:51,043
‪試看看她會不會上鉤

291
00:14:59,403 --> 00:15:02,163
‪聽著，我的朋友邀我參加舞會

292
00:15:02,243 --> 00:15:03,643
‪-好
‪-娜迪亞納凱

293
00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:06,363
‪她是南非最知名的女饒舌歌手之一

294
00:15:06,443 --> 00:15:08,523
‪我喜歡她在非洲做的饒舌音樂

295
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:12,603
‪畢竟非洲沒有太多女饒舌歌手

296
00:15:12,683 --> 00:15:14,923
‪-看看她的影片
‪-她的名字怎麼拼？

297
00:15:15,003 --> 00:15:16,123
‪讓我來吧

298
00:15:16,203 --> 00:15:17,963
‪娜迪亞…我看看

299
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:20,803
‪安妮，妳真虛榮，妳…

300
00:15:20,883 --> 00:15:24,603
‪最近一次的網路搜尋關鍵字
‪是妳丈夫，認真嗎？

301
00:15:25,803 --> 00:15:28,163
‪-我必須掌握那傢伙的動靜
‪-認真？

302
00:15:28,243 --> 00:15:32,523
‪你看到了吧，史旺奇？天啊

303
00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:33,963
‪真要命！

304
00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:35,523
‪天啊！

305
00:15:36,323 --> 00:15:39,563
‪我不知道他幹嘛不用自己的手機
‪要用我的

306
00:15:39,643 --> 00:15:43,003
‪-我受不了妳
‪-我只是在看他的影片

307
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,043
‪-受不了妳，夠了
‪-走開啦

308
00:15:45,123 --> 00:15:48,563
‪-妳才離開一天
‪-不只一天，他離開一陣子了…

309
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,523
‪不是那樣的

310
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:50,763
‪我沒監視他

311
00:15:50,843 --> 00:15:52,923
‪我只是查看我的財產

312
00:15:55,083 --> 00:15:56,803
‪至少妳能看到妳的孩子

313
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,963
‪我要再打電話給她們
‪但飛機降落時我跟她們聊過

314
00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:03,403
‪好的，她們怎麼樣？

315
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,363
‪想妳嗎？哭了？

316
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,603
‪沒有

317
00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:11,403
‪我有兩個女兒
‪伊莎貝爾12歲，奧莉薇亞7歲

318
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:14,323
‪伊莎貝爾是我最好的朋友

319
00:16:14,403 --> 00:16:16,523
‪她比我高壯

320
00:16:16,603 --> 00:16:18,403
‪她連我的衣服都穿不下了

321
00:16:18,483 --> 00:16:19,683
‪她穿著她爸的牛仔褲

322
00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:23,163
‪奧莉薇亞是我心目中的超級巨星

323
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:26,083
‪那孩子很勇敢

324
00:16:26,163 --> 00:16:29,083
‪奧莉薇亞動完手術後

325
00:16:29,163 --> 00:16:32,243
‪醫生說必須做一些治療

326
00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:35,963
‪把液體注入她體內以強化骨骼

327
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,403
‪那些治療

328
00:16:38,443 --> 00:16:40,643
‪對她來說很混亂痛苦

329
00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:43,123
‪奧莉薇亞1月3日就滿7歲了

330
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,323
‪直到四年前

331
00:16:46,803 --> 00:16:51,323
‪奧莉薇亞才第一次能雙腳站立過生日

332
00:16:52,443 --> 00:16:53,843
‪因為…

333
00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:02,323
‪對

334
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,603
‪奧莉薇亞動過六次手術

335
00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:11,323
‪她罹患布朗特氏病

336
00:17:12,363 --> 00:17:15,163
‪如果沒動手術，她會這樣

337
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,483
‪有些孩子走路像這樣

338
00:17:17,563 --> 00:17:22,723
‪總之我只知道那叫布朗特氏病
‪她吃了很多苦

339
00:17:23,483 --> 00:17:27,203
‪我就想在準備參加舞會和吃午餐前

340
00:17:27,283 --> 00:17:30,123
‪到陽台去跟她聊聊

341
00:17:30,203 --> 00:17:31,883
‪-奧莉薇亞，妳好嗎？
‪-我沒事

342
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:32,803
‪妳的腿還好嗎？

343
00:17:32,883 --> 00:17:36,163
‪很好，很問題

344
00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:39,683
‪我希望妳不要爬樓梯，跑來跑去
‪要多留意…

345
00:17:39,763 --> 00:17:40,603
‪不要

346
00:17:40,683 --> 00:17:42,923
‪“不要”？所以妳有爬樓梯？

347
00:17:43,003 --> 00:17:43,883
‪我跟妳說過…

348
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:44,883
‪算有吧

349
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:48,483
‪不行，現在妳得乖乖待著，別忘了

350
00:17:48,563 --> 00:17:51,043
‪照顧孩子充滿挑戰

351
00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:53,603
‪還要應付各種問題
‪包括奧莉薇亞動手術

352
00:17:53,683 --> 00:17:56,283
‪我的工作，同時兼顧家庭

353
00:17:56,363 --> 00:17:58,643
‪很勞心傷神

354
00:17:59,323 --> 00:18:03,323
‪晚上我自己跑到頂樓上情緒崩潰

355
00:18:03,403 --> 00:18:06,043
‪因為我累壞了

356
00:18:06,123 --> 00:18:07,883
‪媽媽，妳在那裡開心嗎？

357
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,683
‪-我很開心
‪-妳在那裡開心嗎？

358
00:18:09,763 --> 00:18:13,803
‪我很開心，奧莉薇亞
‪怎麼這麼問？我很開心啊

359
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:19,203
‪我要知道妳是真的開心還是假裝的

360
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:24,483
‪當然，奧莉薇亞，我在這裡很開心

361
00:18:25,203 --> 00:18:27,323
‪唯一的問題是，我很想妳們

362
00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:29,123
‪-我愛妳，媽媽
‪-我也愛妳

363
00:18:29,203 --> 00:18:33,723
‪等伊莎貝爾回家，我再打回家
‪對，晚一點，我保證會打

364
00:18:33,803 --> 00:18:37,403
‪跟她說話時
‪我應該更努力掩飾情緒

365
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,563
‪因為我不希望我的七歲女兒擔心
‪媽媽是否快樂

366
00:18:40,643 --> 00:18:44,003
‪擔心應該是我的事

367
00:18:56,363 --> 00:19:00,843
‪外界都叫我真實DJ、馬普納普納
‪問題先生

368
00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:02,283
‪他們愛怎麼叫都行

369
00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:04,283
‪我的人生才正要開始

370
00:19:04,363 --> 00:19:05,643
‪我是皮威的爸爸

371
00:19:05,723 --> 00:19:08,443
‪也是凱莉的乾爹

372
00:19:10,243 --> 00:19:12,483
‪我很久沒看到妳這麼濕了，從…

373
00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:15,283
‪我們認識那週之後吧

374
00:19:19,003 --> 00:19:21,643
‪昆頓已經40歲

375
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:23,363
‪我28歲

376
00:19:23,443 --> 00:19:26,763
‪我第一次碰上年齡差距這麼大的對象

377
00:19:26,843 --> 00:19:28,483
‪-身材很棒
‪-謝謝

378
00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:30,843
‪妳是不是背著我偷偷健身？

379
00:19:30,923 --> 00:19:32,963
‪沒啦，寶貝，我總是在健身啊

380
00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:35,243
‪我是健身狂

381
00:19:35,323 --> 00:19:37,443
‪我其實是半職業足球隊員

382
00:19:37,523 --> 00:19:39,123
‪我有點冷了，寶貝

383
00:19:42,523 --> 00:19:44,563
‪-你就愣在那裡嗎？
‪-怎樣？

384
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:45,883
‪幫我保暖啊

385
00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:50,003
‪你缺乏…幹嘛？你一點都不懂浪漫

386
00:19:50,083 --> 00:19:51,003
‪我懂啊

387
00:19:51,083 --> 00:19:53,163
‪你是我見過最不浪漫的人

388
00:19:53,243 --> 00:19:55,443
‪別用暗示的，我又不是巫醫

389
00:19:55,523 --> 00:19:58,803
‪我們…關係起起伏伏

390
00:19:58,883 --> 00:20:03,563
‪你上次帶我外出
‪或送我花是什麼時候？

391
00:20:03,643 --> 00:20:06,523
‪你有多久沒寵愛我了？

392
00:20:06,603 --> 00:20:08,883
‪我前幾天買了花放在屋裡

393
00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:10,043
‪那不算

394
00:20:10,123 --> 00:20:11,523
‪什麼意思？

395
00:20:11,603 --> 00:20:15,323
‪昆頓很不擅長表達情感

396
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:16,763
‪過來

397
00:20:17,523 --> 00:20:18,923
‪別再賣弄了

398
00:20:21,523 --> 00:20:22,923
‪好冷

399
00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:34,203
‪我邀請安妮一起跟娜迪亞納凱碰面

400
00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:36,603
‪這樣舞會前，她們可以相處一下

401
00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:39,603
‪安妮就知道娜迪亞是很酷的人

402
00:20:40,843 --> 00:20:41,683
‪我們到了

403
00:20:41,763 --> 00:20:44,163
‪-真是個好地方
‪-我知道，確實很棒

404
00:20:50,363 --> 00:20:53,683
‪我要跟安妮見面了，希望她很有趣

405
00:20:53,763 --> 00:20:56,283
‪如果她像史旺奇一樣，肯定活力四射

406
00:20:56,363 --> 00:20:59,003
‪-史旺奇！
‪-妳好！

407
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,683
‪你好！

408
00:21:00,763 --> 00:21:02,963
‪-好久不見
‪-嗨，親愛的

409
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:05,923
‪我知道娜迪亞會喜歡安妮

410
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,763
‪因為安妮活潑開朗，心境年輕

411
00:21:08,843 --> 00:21:13,803
‪風格雅痞
‪而且在娛樂圈待20、30年以上了

412
00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:15,803
‪-妳好嗎？
‪-很好

413
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:18,763
‪-你們打扮得真潮
‪-就是說啊

414
00:21:19,883 --> 00:21:22,043
‪從她的第一聲招呼

415
00:21:22,123 --> 00:21:23,523
‪和第一個擁抱

416
00:21:23,603 --> 00:21:27,683
‪我就能感覺到她的活力
‪她散發著正能量

417
00:21:27,763 --> 00:21:30,603
- ‪-她嫁給2
- Face伊迪比亞
‪-我知道！

418
00:21:30,683 --> 00:21:33,203
‪那是獨立的工作

419
00:21:33,283 --> 00:21:34,803
‪我的另一份職業

420
00:21:35,323 --> 00:21:37,083
‪確實是正職

421
00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:40,603
- ‪我知道2
- Face是大牌歌手

422
00:21:40,683 --> 00:21:41,723
‪就這樣

423
00:21:41,803 --> 00:21:43,483
‪我媽是他的粉絲

424
00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:45,923
‪我好說歹說才勸她來參加舞會

425
00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:46,843
‪是嗎？

426
00:21:46,923 --> 00:21:49,403
‪她說：“你幹嘛要去舞會？”

427
00:21:49,483 --> 00:21:51,443
‪-是啊
‪-我說：“那是娜迪亞的朋友”

428
00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:54,563
‪妳非來不可
‪我來告訴妳卡妮姆鮑這個人

429
00:21:54,643 --> 00:21:56,043
‪她是閃亮女王

430
00:21:56,843 --> 00:21:59,323
‪如果她舉辦派對，但你沒受邀

431
00:21:59,403 --> 00:22:02,043
‪就表示你是最差的…

432
00:22:03,763 --> 00:22:05,043
‪一定要受邀才行

433
00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:07,243
‪所以重要人物都會參加這場舞會

434
00:22:07,323 --> 00:22:10,003
‪沒錯，妳一定要來
‪因為她是很棒的人

435
00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:12,123
‪現場將會大咖雲集

436
00:22:12,203 --> 00:22:13,643
‪好吧，聽起來不錯

437
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:16,123
‪希望南非別虧待我

438
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:20,043
‪對我來說，史旺奇表裡如一

439
00:22:20,123 --> 00:22:21,083
‪安妮不是

440
00:22:21,163 --> 00:22:24,803
‪我不確定安妮是表面上看起來的樣子

441
00:22:24,883 --> 00:22:26,123
‪乾杯

442
00:22:26,203 --> 00:22:27,923
‪-為友誼乾杯
‪-好喔

443
00:22:28,003 --> 00:22:31,723
‪我覺得她有跌破眾人眼鏡的一面

444
00:22:36,003 --> 00:22:37,763
‪-看看這個，愛情住在這裡
‪-嘿！

445
00:22:37,843 --> 00:22:39,123
‪好耶！

446
00:22:39,203 --> 00:22:42,763
‪今天我要去拜訪真實DJ昆頓

447
00:22:42,843 --> 00:22:44,843
‪和他女友凱莉的家，我很期待

448
00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:50,443
‪因為我還沒空坐下來
‪好好瞭解他們這對情侶

449
00:22:50,523 --> 00:22:51,803
‪那是你的單人椅

450
00:22:52,523 --> 00:22:54,123
‪-那…
‪-這裡是戀人窩

451
00:22:54,203 --> 00:22:57,883
‪-別那樣，太亂來了！
‪-寶貝，我開玩笑的

452
00:22:57,963 --> 00:23:01,163
‪我單身我驕傲，所以…

453
00:23:01,243 --> 00:23:05,923
‪安迪利是我最喜歡的人之一

454
00:23:06,003 --> 00:23:08,043
‪他一表人才

455
00:23:08,123 --> 00:23:10,563
‪基本上
‪從談吐就能看出安迪利這個人

456
00:23:12,923 --> 00:23:15,363
‪我有眾多才華

457
00:23:15,443 --> 00:23:18,763
‪尤其是創意與創意空間方面

458
00:23:19,443 --> 00:23:22,483
‪同時我並不自我中心

459
00:23:22,563 --> 00:23:26,163
‪我不介意讓別人成為焦點

460
00:23:26,243 --> 00:23:28,523
‪等你找到對的人再說

461
00:23:28,603 --> 00:23:29,443
‪-是嗎？
‪-對

462
00:23:29,523 --> 00:23:31,403
‪-就會像你們這樣嗎？
‪-對

463
00:23:31,483 --> 00:23:34,083
‪應該吧，希望如此，不，你是啊

464
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:37,203
‪不可能找到對的人

465
00:23:37,843 --> 00:23:40,883
‪應該要塑造…

466
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:42,723
‪-自己的對象？
‪-不

467
00:23:42,803 --> 00:23:45,203
‪-不，你把她們塑造成…
‪-自己想要的樣子？

468
00:23:45,283 --> 00:23:48,523
‪-你不該試著塑造任何人
‪-我們可以成熟一點嗎？

469
00:23:48,603 --> 00:23:51,803
‪不，寶貝
‪成熟就是別試著改變任何人

470
00:23:51,883 --> 00:23:55,323
‪你不能把我變成你想要的樣子

471
00:23:55,403 --> 00:23:57,883
‪妳會跟妳剛認識的那個昆頓約會嗎？

472
00:23:57,963 --> 00:24:00,243
‪真希望我是跟我認識的昆頓交往！

473
00:24:03,563 --> 00:24:06,323
‪他以前會把乳酪切成小愛心狀

474
00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,603
‪-什麼？你會那樣？
‪-那就是昆頓

475
00:24:08,683 --> 00:24:10,443
‪現在那個男人不知道去哪了

476
00:24:10,523 --> 00:24:12,563
‪我認識這傢伙超過十年了

477
00:24:12,643 --> 00:24:15,523
‪從來不知道他有過半點浪漫之舉

478
00:24:15,603 --> 00:24:18,683
‪-你們要生小孩更多嗎？
‪-她沒孩子

479
00:24:18,763 --> 00:24:21,003
‪-我沒有小孩
‪-我是指你們兩個

480
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:23,803
‪我不知道我想不想生孩子或結婚

481
00:24:24,363 --> 00:24:27,123
‪但我想，等到真命天子出現…

482
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:30,043
‪也就是昆頓

483
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,963
‪-胡扯
‪-理智點聽我說

484
00:24:34,043 --> 00:24:36,403
‪我不覺得應該打著口號…

485
00:24:36,483 --> 00:24:38,523
‪-凱莉，妳幾歲？
‪-我28歲

486
00:24:41,003 --> 00:24:43,283
‪起初我以為會有代溝

487
00:24:43,363 --> 00:24:47,203
‪但後來我發現我其實享受
‪和年長的男性交往

488
00:24:47,803 --> 00:24:49,123
‪我先離開，待會見

489
00:24:49,203 --> 00:24:50,963
‪-為此乾一杯
‪-乾杯

490
00:24:51,043 --> 00:24:53,083
‪-乾杯，凱莉小姐
‪-再見，兩位

491
00:24:53,963 --> 00:24:55,563
‪你剛剛回頭瞄她嗎？

492
00:24:55,643 --> 00:24:57,043
‪我是看你啦

493
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:08,723
‪寶貝，我們要遲到了
‪希望妳打扮好了

494
00:25:08,803 --> 00:25:10,563
‪寶貝，我都還沒開始呢

495
00:25:11,763 --> 00:25:13,123
‪-不會吧
‪-我在等你

496
00:25:13,203 --> 00:25:15,563
‪我需要你的意見，我不知道該穿什麼

497
00:25:15,643 --> 00:25:17,323
‪她早就知道有這場舞會

498
00:25:17,403 --> 00:25:18,563
‪幾天前就知道了

499
00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:19,483
‪拜託

500
00:25:19,563 --> 00:25:23,643
‪我們一定要…
‪這段感情一定要合作無間

501
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:25,923
‪妳多久沒打扮這麼亮麗了？

502
00:25:27,123 --> 00:25:29,043
‪真的，妳老是穿得像足球員

503
00:25:29,123 --> 00:25:33,203
‪每次我走進屋子
‪都以為我們要玩五人足球

504
00:25:33,283 --> 00:25:34,843
‪真相大白了

505
00:25:34,923 --> 00:25:37,883
‪每天晚上睡覺時，我需要…

506
00:25:38,763 --> 00:25:40,083
‪我需要感官刺激

507
00:25:40,163 --> 00:25:42,643
‪穿網襪什麼的

508
00:25:42,723 --> 00:25:46,083
‪那是性感內衣，寶貝
‪只是滿足你的性幻想

509
00:25:47,003 --> 00:25:49,003
‪我覺得網襪超性感的

510
00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:52,563
‪尤其是開襠的那種

511
00:25:52,643 --> 00:25:55,883
‪想像一下
‪我在夜店，放眼望去都是網襪

512
00:25:55,963 --> 00:25:58,283
‪和性感妖艷的女人

513
00:25:58,363 --> 00:26:00,363
‪注意你的措辭

514
00:26:00,443 --> 00:26:03,203
‪結果回到家卻看到梅西

515
00:26:03,283 --> 00:26:04,603
‪是啊，寶貝

516
00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:08,443
‪其實他每晚都像看到不同女人

517
00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:10,923
‪今天是巴黎聖日耳曼隊

518
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,243
‪明天可能是熱刺隊

519
00:26:20,043 --> 00:26:21,843
‪我朋友們總算齊聚一堂了

520
00:26:22,363 --> 00:26:26,083
‪狗仔隊站一排
‪到處都是鎂光燈和紅毯，場面盛大

521
00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:30,163
‪今晚我們要飲酒狂歡

522
00:26:30,243 --> 00:26:32,683
‪否則要怎麼彼此認識呢？

523
00:26:36,883 --> 00:26:38,603
‪親愛的，這是紅毯鬥豔

524
00:26:39,203 --> 00:26:41,363
‪我們全都打扮得性感撩人，艷光四射

525
00:26:42,043 --> 00:26:45,363
‪今天要狂歡一場，寶貝！

526
00:26:46,883 --> 00:26:49,643
‪看得出來活動名不虛傳

527
00:26:49,723 --> 00:26:52,443
‪浮華又光鮮亮麗，融合一點非洲味

528
00:26:53,323 --> 00:26:55,483
‪代表非洲年輕世代

529
00:26:55,563 --> 00:26:59,683
‪帶來祝福、風格、獨特性等等

530
00:27:01,323 --> 00:27:05,123
‪做我自己的壓力很大
‪因為大家都期待最高標準

531
00:27:05,203 --> 00:27:08,203
‪有時未必能做到最好

532
00:27:08,283 --> 00:27:09,563
‪但終究我們都進入場地了

533
00:27:15,323 --> 00:27:18,483
‪場地布置得很漂亮
‪看起來不錯，但我覺得偏單調

534
00:27:18,563 --> 00:27:21,163
‪我喜歡更浮誇與奢華

535
00:27:21,243 --> 00:27:24,123
‪一切都要夠…

536
00:27:27,283 --> 00:27:28,283
‪妳好

537
00:27:28,803 --> 00:27:30,643
‪-妳好嗎？
‪-我很好，謝謝

538
00:27:30,723 --> 00:27:32,443
‪我沒看到到處金碧輝煌

539
00:27:32,523 --> 00:27:34,643
‪我不知道該期待什麼

540
00:27:34,723 --> 00:27:36,843
‪也許是因為大家都叫她閃亮女王

541
00:27:36,923 --> 00:27:38,483
‪所以我對她期望很高

542
00:27:39,523 --> 00:27:43,043
‪卡妮說要聚會
‪邀請的絕對是她最喜歡的朋友

543
00:27:43,123 --> 00:27:44,923
‪她慎選優質的朋友

544
00:27:45,003 --> 00:27:47,403
‪但也會提防來往的對象

545
00:27:47,483 --> 00:27:50,483
‪所以我邀請安妮來很緊張

546
00:27:50,563 --> 00:27:52,443
‪因為安妮是她沒見過的人

547
00:27:52,523 --> 00:27:56,723
‪我最想深入瞭解的對象

548
00:27:57,283 --> 00:27:59,443
‪老實說就是娜迪亞納凱

549
00:27:59,963 --> 00:28:02,563
‪-娜迪亞？妳好嗎？
‪-嗨，我很好，你呢？

550
00:28:02,643 --> 00:28:03,723
‪很高興認識你

551
00:28:03,803 --> 00:28:06,763
‪-妳看起來很可愛
‪-謝謝

552
00:28:06,843 --> 00:28:08,083
‪我有任務在身

553
00:28:08,163 --> 00:28:11,563
‪我必須認識那個人，才能完成任務

554
00:28:11,643 --> 00:28:13,603
‪你懂嗎？我可以達成我的目標

555
00:28:14,803 --> 00:28:16,563
‪安迪利，你來自這裡嗎？

556
00:28:17,203 --> 00:28:18,803
‪-不是
‪-你是哪裡人？

557
00:28:18,883 --> 00:28:19,803
‪我來自衣索比亞

558
00:28:19,883 --> 00:28:21,723
‪不，他說謊，他是這裡的人

559
00:28:21,803 --> 00:28:23,523
‪拜託別耍我朋友

560
00:28:23,603 --> 00:28:25,243
‪我喜歡安迪利的打扮

561
00:28:25,323 --> 00:28:27,843
‪他的西裝很體面考究

562
00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:29,083
‪他是做什麼的？

563
00:28:30,283 --> 00:28:32,283
‪-新聞和體育
‪-新聞和體育？

564
00:28:32,363 --> 00:28:33,603
‪他是體育節目主持人

565
00:28:34,283 --> 00:28:35,603
‪瞭解，他是主持人

566
00:28:35,683 --> 00:28:39,163
‪打扮得很有格調

567
00:28:39,763 --> 00:28:40,963
‪各位，這是庫茲

568
00:28:41,043 --> 00:28:43,283
‪-你見過所有人了…
‪-有

569
00:28:43,363 --> 00:28:44,443
‪安妮，史旺奇…

570
00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:45,963
‪真高興見到你們

571
00:28:46,043 --> 00:28:49,723
‪我只知道他來自辛巴威

572
00:28:49,803 --> 00:28:53,243
‪我不知道他從事什麼工作
‪只知道他是商人

573
00:28:53,323 --> 00:28:55,563
‪但是哪種生意？他做什麼？

574
00:28:55,643 --> 00:28:57,323
‪我毫無概念

575
00:28:59,723 --> 00:29:01,763
‪感謝大家大駕光臨

576
00:29:01,843 --> 00:29:04,323
‪今晚，我聯絡在座的每個人

577
00:29:04,403 --> 00:29:06,483
‪因為我們都屬於相同層次

578
00:29:06,563 --> 00:29:09,643
‪我們面對同樣的掙扎，有相似的喜好

579
00:29:09,723 --> 00:29:12,843
‪我想我們的財力也大致相當

580
00:29:14,323 --> 00:29:16,323
‪滿屋都是大人物

581
00:29:16,403 --> 00:29:19,723
‪我那桌匯集了全非洲的明星

582
00:29:19,803 --> 00:29:22,603
‪匯聚整個非洲大陸的財富

583
00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:24,843
‪這是炫富之夜

584
00:29:26,043 --> 00:29:29,523
‪我們這群年輕的非洲黑人

585
00:29:29,603 --> 00:29:32,643
‪是時候團結起來，挺身向世界宣告

586
00:29:32,723 --> 00:29:35,283
‪“我們不再是外界眼中的第三世界”

587
00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:38,723
‪你搭乘私人飛機來的，戴蒙
‪來吧，怎麼樣？

588
00:29:38,803 --> 00:29:42,763
‪我真的不太喜歡有人

589
00:29:42,843 --> 00:29:46,843
‪大肆張揚自己的身家
‪討論財力和金錢等等

590
00:29:46,923 --> 00:29:50,203
‪我不知道，那些長篇大論和誇耀

591
00:29:50,283 --> 00:29:52,603
‪我只想著：“讓派對開始吧
‪食物在哪裡？”

592
00:29:57,803 --> 00:29:59,963
‪這份菜單受到餐桌上所有人的啟發

593
00:30:00,043 --> 00:30:02,043
‪因為我們都來自不同的國家

594
00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:05,443
‪-這是真的牛排？
‪-對

595
00:30:05,523 --> 00:30:07,403
‪我正在吃素

596
00:30:07,483 --> 00:30:10,483
‪但這是紮實的肉

597
00:30:11,003 --> 00:30:12,363
‪妳不喜歡嗎？

598
00:30:13,403 --> 00:30:15,763
‪配著香檳吃吧

599
00:30:15,843 --> 00:30:17,843
‪我覺得香檳走了味

600
00:30:17,923 --> 00:30:20,563
‪我對食物很失望

601
00:30:20,643 --> 00:30:24,003
‪牛排看起來沒熟

602
00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:26,203
‪幸好我來之前吃過了

603
00:30:27,563 --> 00:30:29,083
‪也許換成魚就好了

604
00:30:29,763 --> 00:30:32,803
‪我沒說錯吧,
‪妳剛剛叫我閉嘴，對吧？

605
00:30:34,243 --> 00:30:36,403
‪我覺得安妮這個人

606
00:30:36,483 --> 00:30:39,163
‪不太可靠，也很毒舌

607
00:30:39,243 --> 00:30:42,803
‪因為她開始往前傾，抱怨食物

608
00:30:42,883 --> 00:30:45,603
‪她說：“我不想吃這個”，讓我很無言

609
00:30:46,923 --> 00:30:50,083
‪安迪利，你怎麼單槍匹馬來？
‪看到桌子的空位了嗎？

610
00:30:50,163 --> 00:30:52,803
‪-不，聽著，我們都自己來
‪-你和娜迪亞

611
00:30:52,883 --> 00:30:53,723
‪我沒有攜伴

612
00:30:54,363 --> 00:30:56,563
‪放輕鬆，吃完甜點後再看看

613
00:30:56,643 --> 00:31:00,243
‪我不確定娜迪亞納凱是否有交往對象

614
00:31:00,323 --> 00:31:03,803
‪就算有，我還是會展開追求
‪看能不能跟她玩一玩

615
00:31:03,883 --> 00:31:05,563
‪你為什麼單身？

616
00:31:06,563 --> 00:31:07,563
‪幸運之神還沒眷顧我

617
00:31:08,923 --> 00:31:10,243
‪-你在找對象嗎？
‪-當然

618
00:31:10,323 --> 00:31:11,483
‪娜迪亞，妳呢？

619
00:31:13,003 --> 00:31:16,243
‪我知道娜迪亞不是真的單身

620
00:31:16,323 --> 00:31:21,083
‪但她也沒公開說：“我的男人是維克”

621
00:31:21,163 --> 00:31:22,763
‪妳有男朋友嗎？

622
00:31:22,843 --> 00:31:25,123
‪-有，但他在美國
‪-我喜歡

623
00:31:25,763 --> 00:31:26,643
‪你喜歡？

624
00:31:26,723 --> 00:31:29,483
‪我討厭第一句，但喜歡最後一句

625
00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:35,763
‪從她的反應來看，成敗大概一半一半

626
00:31:35,843 --> 00:31:37,283
‪這是好事

627
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:41,843
‪如果看到女士那樣回答，就就表示…

628
00:31:44,883 --> 00:31:46,003
‪這樣沒問題

629
00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:47,683
‪戴蒙，你有幾個小孩？

630
00:31:47,763 --> 00:31:49,283
‪-四個
‪-四個？

631
00:31:49,963 --> 00:31:50,883
‪真不錯

632
00:31:51,723 --> 00:31:52,843
‪可能是五個或六個

633
00:31:52,923 --> 00:31:55,443
‪-你有幾個孩子？
‪-什麼叫你不確定？

634
00:31:55,523 --> 00:31:58,043
‪-你有幾個孩子？
‪-四個對吧？

635
00:31:58,683 --> 00:31:59,563
‪我知道的有四個

636
00:32:00,283 --> 00:32:02,283
‪我的第一個念頭是

637
00:32:02,363 --> 00:32:04,243
‪“很不應該”

638
00:32:04,763 --> 00:32:06,643
‪什麼叫也許有六個？

639
00:32:06,723 --> 00:32:09,683
‪-什麼叫也許？這樣不對
‪-我這麼說是因為聽說…

640
00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,083
‪大錯特錯

641
00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:13,283
‪他在等親子鑑定嗎？

642
00:32:13,363 --> 00:32:15,043
‪-我能解釋一下嗎？
‪-讓他解釋

643
00:32:15,123 --> 00:32:16,723
‪-怎麼樣？
‪-讓他把話說完

644
00:32:16,803 --> 00:32:19,843
‪我之所以說可能是六個…

645
00:32:21,443 --> 00:32:22,843
‪幾個月前

646
00:32:23,883 --> 00:32:24,883
‪我媽跟我說

647
00:32:25,643 --> 00:32:28,523
‪她見過一位女士，我也認識她

648
00:32:29,163 --> 00:32:31,723
‪那位女士說她有我的孩子

649
00:32:32,683 --> 00:32:34,683
‪但她不想告訴我

650
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:36,323
‪因為她是有夫之婦

651
00:32:36,923 --> 00:32:39,403
‪她丈夫以為孩子是他的

652
00:32:39,483 --> 00:32:43,443
‪所以還有另一個
‪她應該是我的第一個孩子

653
00:32:43,523 --> 00:32:47,083
‪-糟糕！
‪-她應該十歲了吧

654
00:32:47,163 --> 00:32:48,603
‪以前那段日子

655
00:32:48,683 --> 00:32:53,203
‪當你剛出道時
‪覺得自己能征服世界，你懂嗎？

656
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,403
‪我去木宛札巡迴表演

657
00:32:55,923 --> 00:32:57,123
‪偶遇這位女士

658
00:32:58,203 --> 00:32:59,483
‪然後我們共度一夜春宵

659
00:32:59,563 --> 00:33:02,883
‪後來我聽說她懷孕了

660
00:33:03,803 --> 00:33:06,483
‪有人跟我說
‪“知道嗎？她懷了你的孩子”

661
00:33:06,563 --> 00:33:08,963
‪-你見過那孩子嗎？
‪-我一直努力去找

662
00:33:09,043 --> 00:33:12,483
‪我盡力去聯絡她們

663
00:33:12,563 --> 00:33:14,723
‪但孩子的媽一直拒絕

664
00:33:14,803 --> 00:33:16,323
‪天啊，好痛苦

665
00:33:16,403 --> 00:33:18,483
‪-真讓人心痛
‪-這樣做不可取

666
00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:19,443
‪那是我的孩子

667
00:33:19,523 --> 00:33:23,123
‪我一直努力跟孩子聯繫上

668
00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:25,723
‪因為我不想失去自己的骨肉

669
00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:27,283
‪-卡妮，妳有小孩嗎？
‪-怎樣？

670
00:33:27,363 --> 00:33:28,203
‪妳有小孩嗎？

671
00:33:28,283 --> 00:33:30,763
‪我有一個女兒，但不算是孩子了

672
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:31,803
‪她幾歲？

673
00:33:31,883 --> 00:33:32,963
‪15歲

674
00:33:33,043 --> 00:33:35,963
‪我15年前生了孩子

675
00:33:36,043 --> 00:33:37,483
‪她叫坎茲

676
00:33:37,563 --> 00:33:39,523
‪她有自己的價值觀

677
00:33:39,603 --> 00:33:41,563
‪有時我們不理解，她就生氣

678
00:33:42,203 --> 00:33:44,283
‪我們允許坎姿做自己

679
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:47,243
‪如果她想嘗試新事物，無論是什麼

680
00:33:47,763 --> 00:33:49,323
‪我們都放手讓她去試

681
00:33:49,403 --> 00:33:53,043
‪-因為我們想看看她的能力
‪-但妳怎麼劃清規範？

682
00:33:53,123 --> 00:33:55,603
‪要是她15歲時對性好奇怎麼辦？

683
00:33:55,683 --> 00:33:58,083
‪她已經很好奇了，相信我

684
00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:01,363
‪貞操不是失去就是被偷走

685
00:34:01,443 --> 00:34:04,363
‪所謂失去貞操，就是當妳準備好

686
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,163
‪碰到一個妳想嫁的男孩
‪就能把貞操交給他

687
00:34:07,243 --> 00:34:10,723
‪妳愛這個人
‪雖然才15歲，但想要嫁給他

688
00:34:10,803 --> 00:34:13,443
‪-15歲？
‪-我就是這樣，我給了班長

689
00:34:13,523 --> 00:34:16,123
‪因為我以為我會永遠跟他在一起

690
00:34:16,203 --> 00:34:19,843
‪我跟很年輕的女孩交往過
‪但聽著卡妮高談闊論

691
00:34:19,923 --> 00:34:22,923
‪說她選擇用何種方式養育女兒

692
00:34:23,003 --> 00:34:25,043
‪我簡直驚呆了

693
00:34:25,123 --> 00:34:26,523
‪這孩子才15歲

694
00:34:26,603 --> 00:34:28,163
‪-對，15歲
‪-15歲？

695
00:34:28,243 --> 00:34:30,203
‪-她幾乎…
‪-不，不行

696
00:34:30,763 --> 00:34:33,163
‪安妮跟我一樣困惑

697
00:34:33,243 --> 00:34:34,643
‪我說過沒有年齡限制

698
00:34:34,723 --> 00:34:37,443
‪她明晚就可以獻出童貞

699
00:34:37,523 --> 00:34:39,843
‪更糟的是，就算她睡自己的公寓…

700
00:34:39,923 --> 00:34:41,003
‪她一個人住？

701
00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:42,923
‪隔壁，她有自己的公寓

702
00:34:43,003 --> 00:34:44,603
‪-才15歲？
‪-15歲

703
00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,803
‪-因為我們試圖…
‪-親愛的，我…

704
00:34:46,883 --> 00:34:48,443
‪沒錯，她一個人住

705
00:34:50,003 --> 00:34:52,163
‪-她住自己的公寓
‪-年紀太小了

706
00:34:53,963 --> 00:34:59,683
‪這些話我覺得很刺耳
‪我真的聽不下去

707
00:35:00,923 --> 00:35:05,323
‪她還年幼，可能無法做出正確的決定

708
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:06,403
‪年幼是誰的標…

709
00:35:06,483 --> 00:35:10,203
‪無論妳怎麼跟她溝通，她還是15歲

710
00:35:10,283 --> 00:35:12,283
‪哇，他們為什麼…

711
00:35:13,283 --> 00:35:16,883
‪我是家長，15歲時也想嘗禁果

712
00:35:16,963 --> 00:35:18,803
‪她最好也當這種家長

713
00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:20,483
‪她的穿著打扮比15歲成熟吧？

714
00:35:20,563 --> 00:35:22,483
‪-她穿得不像…
‪-不，她穿像孩子

715
00:35:22,563 --> 00:35:23,683
‪她穿得像孩子

716
00:35:23,763 --> 00:35:27,043
‪所以如果她打扮得像孩子
‪怎麼會自己住？

717
00:35:27,763 --> 00:35:30,283
‪這就是我之前對安妮的疑慮

718
00:35:30,923 --> 00:35:33,923
‪妳不能來參加舞會
‪還冒犯東道主啊，寶貝

719
00:35:34,003 --> 00:35:36,443
‪別惹東道主生氣

720
00:35:36,523 --> 00:35:40,683
‪我是思想自由的人
‪我這輩子都活得無拘無束

721
00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:42,923
‪我希望妳參與對話，別逃開

722
00:35:43,003 --> 00:35:46,483
‪-妳幹嘛跑？我需要妳幫腔
‪-我的人生永不停止

723
00:35:47,363 --> 00:35:50,643
‪晚餐時，我跟安妮發現

724
00:35:50,723 --> 00:35:52,843
‪我們有很多事可聊

725
00:35:52,923 --> 00:35:56,883
‪所以我們雙雙離座
‪進行更深入的對談

726
00:35:56,963 --> 00:36:03,003
‪我幾年前跟妳丈夫有一面之緣
‪當時他剛發行《非洲女王》

727
00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:04,843
‪他來南非做宣傳

728
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:09,403
‪所以那句“妳是我的非洲女王”
‪原來是妳啊！

729
00:36:09,483 --> 00:36:13,083
‪非洲女王！

730
00:36:14,403 --> 00:36:17,403
- ‪我大概16歲時認識2
- Face

731
00:36:17,483 --> 00:36:18,803
‪我們都有夢想

732
00:36:18,883 --> 00:36:22,083
‪他甚至連第一支單曲都還沒發行

733
00:36:22,163 --> 00:36:23,843
‪他是很討喜的傢伙

734
00:36:24,363 --> 00:36:25,203
‪真的

735
00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:26,563
‪太好了

736
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:27,763
‪謝謝

737
00:36:27,843 --> 00:36:31,883
‪但後來他的事業一飛衝天

738
00:36:31,963 --> 00:36:34,483
‪成為超級巨星

739
00:36:34,563 --> 00:36:39,323
‪就好像我在沉睡
‪一覺醒來我交往的年輕男孩

740
00:36:39,403 --> 00:36:42,083
‪已經搖身一變成為國際巨星

741
00:36:42,843 --> 00:36:44,443
‪問題就是從那時開始的

742
00:36:45,843 --> 00:36:47,523
‪我只是來看看我的賓客

743
00:36:48,203 --> 00:36:50,243
‪把這個推過來，你是男人

744
00:36:50,323 --> 00:36:52,443
‪我們聊得正愉快

745
00:36:52,523 --> 00:36:55,323
‪促膝談心，聊著私密話題

746
00:36:55,843 --> 00:36:57,883
‪閃亮女王硬闖進來

747
00:36:57,963 --> 00:36:59,563
‪這是我的派對，我愛去哪裡都行

748
00:37:00,163 --> 00:37:02,363
‪分享一下，你們在聊什麼？

749
00:37:02,443 --> 00:37:04,603
‪妳剛才告訴我

750
00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:07,443
‪妳的感情也經歷許多起伏

751
00:37:08,243 --> 00:37:09,323
‪她的感情怎麼了？

752
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,323
‪怎樣？偷吃嗎？

753
00:37:14,563 --> 00:37:15,883
‪當你遇到一個人

754
00:37:16,483 --> 00:37:18,363
‪先是瞭解他

755
00:37:18,883 --> 00:37:20,283
‪等到醒悟時

756
00:37:21,003 --> 00:37:23,723
‪發現有兩個女人幫他生孩子

757
00:37:23,803 --> 00:37:26,323
‪之後他跟其他女人生了五個子女

758
00:37:26,403 --> 00:37:29,963
‪-怎麼會這樣…
‪-我的第一胎是他的第五個孩子

759
00:37:30,763 --> 00:37:33,083
‪但我比其他女人更早認識他

760
00:37:33,683 --> 00:37:35,123
‪這樣懂了嗎？

761
00:37:35,203 --> 00:37:36,683
‪對，我懂

762
00:37:39,203 --> 00:37:41,723
‪原來如此，所以妳才那麼保守

763
00:37:41,803 --> 00:37:43,603
‪什麼都往心裡去

764
00:37:43,683 --> 00:37:46,683
‪你知道那有多羞辱和不堪嗎？

765
00:37:47,843 --> 00:37:49,803
‪可惡，我當時心想…

766
00:37:52,523 --> 00:37:53,403
‪“天啊

767
00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:55,803
‪怎麼能再度重蹈覆轍？”

768
00:38:03,563 --> 00:38:06,603
‪-所以妳覺得他遊戲人間…
‪-我很受傷

769
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:11,083
‪-等玩夠後才倦鳥歸巢？
‪-事情不只那樣

770
00:38:12,283 --> 00:38:14,483
‪就算我們訂婚了，也不…

771
00:38:15,363 --> 00:38:18,683
‪改天再說吧，我現在不想談這件事

772
00:38:20,043 --> 00:38:22,003
‪我遍體鱗傷

773
00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:24,843
‪但就像我一直說的

774
00:38:25,443 --> 00:38:28,443
‪好日子還多得多

775
00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:33,043
‪我跟他有一輩子的時間
‪可以彌補那些壞日子

776
00:38:33,123 --> 00:38:36,003
‪愛情不是非黑即白

777
00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:39,043
‪-沒有對錯之分
‪-我討厭人們濫用愛這個字

778
00:38:39,563 --> 00:38:41,683
‪人們會濫用愛這個字，你知道吧？

779
00:38:42,283 --> 00:38:45,563
‪愛的真諦遠比人們說的更深遠

780
00:38:47,443 --> 00:38:48,603
‪深遠太多了

781
00:38:52,803 --> 00:38:55,923
‪我才剛認識這個女人，沒想到

782
00:38:56,723 --> 00:38:59,883
‪她讓我看到我需要瞭解的一切

783
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,603
‪曝露她的弱點

784
00:39:02,243 --> 00:39:03,403
‪失策的一步，安妮

785
00:39:04,163 --> 00:39:05,643
‪現在我能對付妳了

786
00:39:07,443 --> 00:39:10,043
‪服務生，麻煩再上香檳

787
00:39:10,123 --> 00:39:13,243
‪酒還有很多，盡量暢飲凱撒之淚

788
00:39:13,323 --> 00:39:15,963
‪凱撒之淚是眾神賜予的

789
00:39:16,043 --> 00:39:18,323
‪平常可喝不到

790
00:39:18,403 --> 00:39:20,203
‪今天是重要場合

791
00:39:20,283 --> 00:39:22,923
‪我準備了一個驚喜，他叫戴蒙

792
00:39:23,003 --> 00:39:24,803
‪-好耶！
‪-他來自坦尚尼亞

793
00:39:24,883 --> 00:39:26,443
‪-好棒！
‪-他是我朋友

794
00:39:26,523 --> 00:39:28,283
‪他帶來珍貴的東西

795
00:39:28,363 --> 00:39:30,643
‪準備獻上盛大的表演

796
00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:33,803
‪各位先生女士

797
00:39:34,523 --> 00:39:38,323
‪我瞄了戴蒙一眼，發現他換裝了

798
00:39:38,403 --> 00:39:41,443
‪這首歌要送現場的所有非洲美女

799
00:39:41,523 --> 00:39:42,483
‪沒錯

800
00:39:42,563 --> 00:39:46,483
‪但我個人想把這首歌獻給娜迪亞
‪別問我原因

801
00:39:46,563 --> 00:39:48,363
‪因為她說她單身

802
00:39:49,643 --> 00:39:50,603
‪娜迪亞！

803
00:39:50,683 --> 00:39:52,163
‪我也單身，所以…

804
00:39:52,243 --> 00:39:55,163
‪我絕對沒跟你說老娘單身

805
00:39:55,963 --> 00:39:57,083
‪我哪時說過？

806
00:40:00,243 --> 00:40:01,123
‪這首歌獻給妳

807
00:40:01,883 --> 00:40:03,643
‪沒錯，給妳自己

808
00:40:03,723 --> 00:40:06,243
‪老實說，我很緊張

809
00:40:06,323 --> 00:40:09,003
‪因為我不想讓他難堪，所以…

810
00:40:09,723 --> 00:40:12,203
‪非洲美女們在哪裡？

811
00:40:15,283 --> 00:40:17,323
‪（我愛上妳了）

812
00:40:17,403 --> 00:40:19,243
‪願意赴湯蹈火

813
00:40:19,323 --> 00:40:22,643
‪我以為他會保持低調
‪他們兩個自己發展就好

814
00:40:22,723 --> 00:40:24,723
‪結果他搞得眾所皆知

815
00:40:24,803 --> 00:40:28,763
‪現在庫茲一直煩我
‪他問：“她不是有男友嗎？”

816
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:30,043
‪我只好叫庫奇別說

817
00:40:31,643 --> 00:40:34,283
‪非洲美女，讓我看看妳們的能耐

818
00:40:41,123 --> 00:40:44,083
‪好吧，看看我們之間有沒有火花

819
00:40:44,163 --> 00:40:46,563
‪你把那首歌獻給我，讓我很難為情

820
00:40:46,643 --> 00:40:48,683
‪那是發自內心的

821
00:40:48,763 --> 00:40:51,523
‪而且第一句首歌詞是“我愛上了妳”

822
00:40:51,603 --> 00:40:54,003
‪綁玉米辮的男人已經很難入眼了

823
00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,363
‪現在還碰到綁包頭的傢伙

824
00:40:56,403 --> 00:40:57,403
‪我不確定…

825
00:40:58,443 --> 00:41:00,363
‪但我們看情況如何再說

826
00:41:00,443 --> 00:41:02,123
‪你看起來很隨和

827
00:41:02,203 --> 00:41:05,363
‪跟我原本想像的不同

828
00:41:05,443 --> 00:41:07,963
‪你一派冷靜從容，挺不錯的

829
00:41:08,043 --> 00:41:10,443
‪我的確冷靜從容，我很酷

830
00:41:10,523 --> 00:41:13,283
‪你很酷，我喜歡這點
‪你看起來很隨意

831
00:41:13,363 --> 00:41:17,603
‪這些氣場強大的女王和漂亮女人

832
00:41:17,683 --> 00:41:22,683
‪如果她們不要什麼，會直接說

833
00:41:23,283 --> 00:41:24,123
‪“我受夠了”

834
00:41:24,643 --> 00:41:27,163
‪我覺得就算談戀愛時
‪你也是危險人物

835
00:41:27,883 --> 00:41:31,203
‪我不是，我的外表像那樣
‪是因為我不覺得…

836
00:41:31,283 --> 00:41:35,243
‪我得看看你的眼睛
‪我能分辨眼神是否真誠

837
00:41:36,403 --> 00:41:38,683
‪她感興趣，我樂歪了

838
00:41:39,523 --> 00:41:40,483
‪你幾歲？

839
00:41:42,203 --> 00:41:44,443
‪你幾歲？為什麼要遲疑？

840
00:41:44,523 --> 00:41:48,723
‪不，我沒遲疑，只是解開鈕扣

841
00:41:49,643 --> 00:41:50,483
‪我31歲

842
00:41:51,243 --> 00:41:53,163
‪-31歲？
‪-對，31歲

843
00:41:53,243 --> 00:41:55,403
‪-別問我的年齡
‪-告訴我妳幾歲

844
00:41:55,483 --> 00:41:58,163
‪不，我不會告訴你
‪千萬別問女人年齡

845
00:41:58,243 --> 00:42:02,243
‪我有對象，但是距離戀愛，很辛苦

846
00:42:02,323 --> 00:42:04,283
‪雖然我對這段感情很投入

847
00:42:04,363 --> 00:42:07,603
‪但我覺得內心有一部分想要騎驢找馬

848
00:42:07,683 --> 00:42:11,923
‪看看是否有更好的選擇

849
00:42:12,003 --> 00:42:14,923
‪無論是未來的關係或其他事

850
00:42:15,643 --> 00:42:17,283
‪我很擅長讀眼神

851
00:42:17,363 --> 00:42:21,323
‪但我覺得解讀女人的眼神
‪沒有我解讀你來得容易

852
00:42:21,403 --> 00:42:23,363
‪你不必嘗試

853
00:42:23,443 --> 00:42:24,963
‪真的不用

854
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:25,923
‪我知道，我只是…

855
00:42:26,003 --> 00:42:30,643
‪等我們以後多碰幾次面，你再告訴我

856
00:42:31,163 --> 00:42:34,363
‪我可以帶她去坦尚尼亞
‪比起這裡，她會更喜歡待在那裡

857
00:42:34,443 --> 00:42:36,963
‪我會把她當成女王對待
‪我能改變她的人生

858
00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:41,243
‪我想瞭解真正的戴蒙普拉坦茲

859
00:42:41,323 --> 00:42:44,323
‪我不會自我封閉
‪我只想看看後續發展

860
00:42:45,603 --> 00:42:49,323
‪我很期待跟娜迪亞約會
‪我想花點時間跟她相處

861
00:42:49,403 --> 00:42:51,483
‪我們之間
‪確實有剛萌芽的東西需要培養

862
00:42:51,563 --> 00:42:53,843
‪畢竟我們都想挖寶，對吧？

863
00:44:31,603 --> 00:44:36,563
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