1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:05,353 Real Queers, Petty Drama, Drag Queen Judge! 2 00:00:05,353 --> 00:00:08,594 It may not be legally binding, but it's wild. 3 00:00:10,663 --> 00:00:15,111 Nicky, this is a little awkward. 4 00:00:15,111 --> 00:00:16,560 It has been an awkward day. 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,491 Yeah, I don't really... 6 00:00:18,491 --> 00:00:21,629 Okay, so the producers approached me earlier. 7 00:00:21,629 --> 00:00:23,767 They told me that there's somebody 8 00:00:23,767 --> 00:00:26,215 who wants to bring you to court. 9 00:00:26,215 --> 00:00:30,284 And like, ordinarily, you're my friend. 10 00:00:30,284 --> 00:00:32,491 I would want to represent you in court, but I can't. 11 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:33,939 Topher, what is she talking about? 12 00:00:33,939 --> 00:00:35,146 Listen to her Nicky. 13 00:00:35,146 --> 00:00:37,249 -What are you... -I'm serious. 14 00:00:37,249 --> 00:00:41,111 So someone in your family contacted the producers 15 00:00:41,111 --> 00:00:43,284 and said they wanted to bring you to court 16 00:00:43,284 --> 00:00:44,491 because they had an issue with you. 17 00:00:44,491 --> 00:00:45,870 They have a dispute with you. 18 00:00:46,663 --> 00:00:47,525 Girl, what? 19 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:49,836 -I'm not kidding. -Is she's serious? 20 00:00:49,836 --> 00:00:50,560 I'm... 21 00:00:51,249 --> 00:00:51,905 No. 22 00:00:52,043 --> 00:00:53,939 I'm serious. This is... 23 00:00:54,905 --> 00:00:56,422 -I feel really... -Who? 24 00:00:56,422 --> 00:00:57,836 I'm not. I can't really... 25 00:00:57,836 --> 00:00:59,905 -What...? -You're about to find out. 26 00:01:01,215 --> 00:01:03,043 -This is this... -Serious. 27 00:01:03,043 --> 00:01:05,525 Um, this is Iconic Justice. 28 00:01:06,663 --> 00:01:09,491 ♪ Iconic Justice. 29 00:01:09,491 --> 00:01:12,801 ♪ That's so Iconic Justice 30 00:01:12,801 --> 00:01:16,767 ♪ Rise for your honor now. 31 00:01:17,698 --> 00:01:20,594 ♪ Iconic Justice 32 00:01:22,905 --> 00:01:26,663 We have never had something like this happen 33 00:01:26,663 --> 00:01:29,076 in the court of Iconic Justice before. 34 00:01:29,076 --> 00:01:30,767 Buckle up honey, this is going to be wild. 35 00:01:33,870 --> 00:01:35,594 You have to be fucking kidding me. 36 00:01:36,215 --> 00:01:39,353 Now, during the court, Nicky's cousin Chris. 37 00:01:39,353 --> 00:01:41,421 Chris claims that after Nicky got a boyfriend 38 00:01:41,421 --> 00:01:43,076 she totally ditched him. 39 00:01:43,076 --> 00:01:46,318 Will Judge Willam serve up some homestyle shade? 40 00:01:46,318 --> 00:01:49,043 Oh, baby, this one's a gag. 41 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:50,698 Repeat after me. 42 00:01:50,698 --> 00:01:56,870 I promise to be honest, extra and forever iconic. 43 00:01:56,870 --> 00:02:01,353 I promise to be honest, extra and forever iconic. 44 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,318 But I think you should make Nicky say it again 45 00:02:03,318 --> 00:02:05,284 Because she ain't always honest. 46 00:02:05,767 --> 00:02:06,663 Uh...! 47 00:02:08,491 --> 00:02:11,663 I promise to be honest, extra and iconic. 48 00:02:11,663 --> 00:02:14,111 Girl you're definitely extra, you're definitely iconic. 49 00:02:14,111 --> 00:02:18,318 But honest, is not one of Nicky's... 50 00:02:18,318 --> 00:02:20,146 Let's see what you have to talk about Christopher. 51 00:02:20,146 --> 00:02:22,870 Honey, ... honest without hoe 52 00:02:22,870 --> 00:02:24,353 And no one is more of a hoe than Nicky. 53 00:02:26,525 --> 00:02:29,008 Today is a family affair. 54 00:02:29,008 --> 00:02:32,801 We have our very own Nicky Monet and her cousin Christopher. 55 00:02:33,491 --> 00:02:36,180 You two used to be each other's closest relatives. 56 00:02:36,180 --> 00:02:38,629 But that all changed recently. 57 00:02:38,629 --> 00:02:40,767 Do you want to unpack that a little bit. 58 00:02:40,767 --> 00:02:43,249 So basically, Your Honor, 59 00:02:43,249 --> 00:02:47,801 me and Nicky were like this literally, since we were born. 60 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:50,456 Our birthdays are one week apart. 61 00:02:50,456 --> 00:02:53,008 So we've known each other all of our lives. 62 00:02:53,008 --> 00:02:55,146 And I got to the point where I felt like 63 00:02:55,146 --> 00:02:58,180 Nicky never hit me up 64 00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:01,491 unless it was about herself, it was about work. 65 00:03:01,491 --> 00:03:04,387 or she needed help from me. 66 00:03:04,387 --> 00:03:08,215 So you know, something 2020 has taught me was that 67 00:03:08,215 --> 00:03:09,905 I don't want one way relationships 68 00:03:09,905 --> 00:03:11,353 in my life anymore. 69 00:03:11,353 --> 00:03:12,939 You know what I mean? 70 00:03:12,939 --> 00:03:15,077 -So I'm not being... -I'm vers, yeah. 71 00:03:15,077 --> 00:03:16,974 Well we could talk about that after this, you know. 72 00:03:16,974 --> 00:03:18,249 But... 73 00:03:18,801 --> 00:03:19,974 Okay. 74 00:03:21,387 --> 00:03:26,387 You know, I want a relationship that's reciprocated back to me. 75 00:03:27,318 --> 00:03:30,077 So you know, I cut her off. 76 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,594 I ghosted her because she ghosted me basically. 77 00:03:33,353 --> 00:03:36,732 Okay, Nicky, are you surprised to see your cousin here? 78 00:03:37,629 --> 00:03:40,939 -Uh, yes, -We got you girl. 79 00:03:40,939 --> 00:03:43,215 I am a little bit. 80 00:03:43,215 --> 00:03:46,939 And if I can reiterate on what he said 81 00:03:46,939 --> 00:03:50,077 I'm surprised because since we were children, 82 00:03:50,077 --> 00:03:52,146 when we say we're going to move, 83 00:03:52,146 --> 00:03:53,732 I think our first time saying it was eight years old. 84 00:03:53,732 --> 00:03:55,043 LA. 85 00:03:55,043 --> 00:03:56,905 We were going to move to LA and make it, 86 00:03:56,905 --> 00:03:59,422 do something, own businesses, take over the industry. 87 00:03:59,422 --> 00:04:01,594 And we did. 88 00:04:01,594 --> 00:04:04,077 About three years ago we both moved here 89 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,008 -And... -Two. 90 00:04:06,008 --> 00:04:06,939 Two year, whatever. 91 00:04:06,939 --> 00:04:08,836 Two years ago we... 92 00:04:08,836 --> 00:04:10,594 There's my honesty not coming... 93 00:04:10,594 --> 00:04:14,077 All my New York exaggeration... 94 00:04:14,077 --> 00:04:17,800 So we moved here with the dream of doing this, doing that, 95 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,317 making it, me doing drag, me getting on film, 96 00:04:20,317 --> 00:04:22,077 me being on billboards, 97 00:04:22,077 --> 00:04:24,043 me modeling for underwear companies. 98 00:04:24,043 --> 00:04:27,560 Him being a dancer, booking things 99 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:28,870 and living our fucking dreams. 100 00:04:28,870 --> 00:04:30,939 And we did. 101 00:04:30,939 --> 00:04:33,767 And yeah, LA will suck you the fucking with work. 102 00:04:33,767 --> 00:04:35,353 You will hustle. 103 00:04:35,353 --> 00:04:37,525 You will build a business. 104 00:04:37,525 --> 00:04:39,491 I noticed he brought his fucking candles here. 105 00:04:39,491 --> 00:04:42,284 So here you go, Virgo can't fucking go anywhere 106 00:04:42,284 --> 00:04:45,594 without his fuckin, you know, business. 107 00:04:45,594 --> 00:04:48,870 And I never pushed him aside 108 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:51,008 because he was hustling and grinding. 109 00:04:51,008 --> 00:04:52,905 I respected that. 110 00:04:52,905 --> 00:04:56,594 So when we did talk, and when I did contact him... 111 00:04:56,594 --> 00:04:58,146 Yeah, it's about work. It's about hey, 112 00:04:58,146 --> 00:04:59,594 Girl, that was four months later. 113 00:05:00,905 --> 00:05:03,215 You're mad about four fucking months. 114 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:05,870 Yeah, you gossin me for four months. 115 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,525 If you contact me after four months, 116 00:05:07,525 --> 00:05:08,801 I'm not going to be like, 117 00:05:08,801 --> 00:05:10,215 "Yeah, let's go to lunch together like all..." 118 00:05:11,525 --> 00:05:15,594 So point of the story is I never ditched his hustle, 119 00:05:15,594 --> 00:05:18,629 and I don't understand where he's coming from. 120 00:05:18,629 --> 00:05:20,629 I don't... This is fucking new to me. 121 00:05:20,629 --> 00:05:22,008 I thought we're on the same page. 122 00:05:22,008 --> 00:05:24,077 Our dream was to come here and make it and hustle together. 123 00:05:24,077 --> 00:05:26,284 And that's what we did. 124 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,767 And I live over in the IE, and he lives in Hollywood. 125 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:30,318 And... 126 00:05:30,318 --> 00:05:32,215 -That's far. -That's far! 127 00:05:32,387 --> 00:05:33,249 -Yeah. -Right. 128 00:05:33,905 --> 00:05:35,456 Christopher, I don't want to get 129 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:37,318 too into your data plan or anything. 130 00:05:37,318 --> 00:05:38,836 But what what's up with these voice notes? 131 00:05:39,456 --> 00:05:40,732 Hold on one second. 132 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,077 She's got voice notes and things. 133 00:05:47,698 --> 00:05:49,043 I don't want you to see my nudes in this light. 134 00:05:49,043 --> 00:05:50,663 Girl, we've all seen them. 135 00:05:53,905 --> 00:05:54,732 Okay. 136 00:05:57,353 --> 00:06:00,974 Hey, I haven't heard from you in forever. 137 00:06:00,974 --> 00:06:02,905 Um, so I don't know why you're coming at me like that, 138 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,870 but I've been super super busy. 139 00:06:05,594 --> 00:06:06,939 Not my fault. 140 00:06:06,939 --> 00:06:09,422 But I guess I'll talk to you soon. Bye. 141 00:06:11,318 --> 00:06:13,111 Not your fault. 142 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:15,491 Listen, you started this new fucking Candle Company 143 00:06:15,491 --> 00:06:16,491 and you can shove it up your ass 144 00:06:16,491 --> 00:06:17,836 because a signal your timing, 145 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:20,215 you forgot who your fucking cousin is. 146 00:06:22,594 --> 00:06:24,353 Okay, Miss Monit. 147 00:06:24,353 --> 00:06:25,491 Uh! 148 00:06:25,491 --> 00:06:27,249 Miss Monit? 149 00:06:27,249 --> 00:06:28,767 She don't like when I call her that, so... 150 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:30,698 Oh, because that's her last name said wrong. 151 00:06:33,698 --> 00:06:35,767 I get it. 152 00:06:35,767 --> 00:06:38,077 Everybody moves to Hollywood to hustle, 153 00:06:38,077 --> 00:06:39,801 to make it, to have their dreams. 154 00:06:39,801 --> 00:06:42,836 Y'all are both trying to get to that finish line. 155 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:44,629 Anyway, you know how. 156 00:06:44,629 --> 00:06:46,180 So it makes sense that like, 157 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:48,111 your schedules wouldn't always match up 158 00:06:48,111 --> 00:06:50,491 and you could call family when you need them. 159 00:06:50,491 --> 00:06:52,594 But you don't think oh, I have to check in with family 160 00:06:52,594 --> 00:06:54,146 because like their family. 161 00:06:54,146 --> 00:06:55,870 You're like you take them for granted. 162 00:06:55,870 --> 00:06:57,663 You've known each other since you were eight, or whatever. 163 00:06:57,663 --> 00:07:02,422 So I understand how you both can feel some sort of way about it. 164 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,215 Tell me about your business. 165 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,456 So basically, when I moved to LA, 166 00:07:06,456 --> 00:07:08,663 I came here to dance professionally 167 00:07:08,663 --> 00:07:11,008 and be an actor and a model 168 00:07:11,008 --> 00:07:13,525 and a Tik Toker and the whole lot you know, 169 00:07:13,525 --> 00:07:15,180 like I'm still LA and like and that's me. 170 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:16,560 Were you dancing? 171 00:07:17,456 --> 00:07:19,801 Nowhere because COVID happened 172 00:07:19,801 --> 00:07:22,043 and the entertainment industry disappeared. 173 00:07:22,043 --> 00:07:24,525 So I needed to do something to make money 174 00:07:24,525 --> 00:07:25,939 like I couldn't end up on the street. 175 00:07:25,939 --> 00:07:27,767 So I took all my savings, 176 00:07:27,767 --> 00:07:32,663 I invested it and created a business called [Bleep] 177 00:07:32,663 --> 00:07:35,422 and I have candles that are inspired 178 00:07:35,422 --> 00:07:37,663 by the fragrance of men. 179 00:07:38,077 --> 00:07:40,387 And they all have witty names, 180 00:07:40,387 --> 00:07:41,663 and they're really cute and smell really good. 181 00:07:41,663 --> 00:07:42,939 -Whoa! -So like... 182 00:07:44,043 --> 00:07:46,456 This one is called Baby Daddy. 183 00:07:47,318 --> 00:07:48,284 Smell this. 184 00:07:49,732 --> 00:07:51,732 That smells good. 185 00:07:51,732 --> 00:07:53,870 And then this one is called Uncut Wood. 186 00:07:55,594 --> 00:07:58,663 And this one was inspired by you know, 187 00:07:58,663 --> 00:07:59,801 like when you're at the circuit party, 188 00:07:59,801 --> 00:08:02,111 and there's a hot Brazilian guy and you're like, 189 00:08:02,111 --> 00:08:04,318 "Girl what? I don't care what you're saying." 190 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:05,801 -Because I'm just looking at... -So even bringing me to court 191 00:08:05,801 --> 00:08:07,939 about not wanting to see me 192 00:08:07,939 --> 00:08:10,215 You still make it a point to sell your fucking product 193 00:08:10,215 --> 00:08:13,318 instead of having a relationship with your fucking cousin. 194 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:16,939 Guys! 195 00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:19,422 Just one second. Does anyone else... 196 00:08:19,422 --> 00:08:20,560 They really smell nice, Nicky. 197 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:21,836 I think you might be like... 198 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:23,387 I have these candles, I know. 199 00:08:23,387 --> 00:08:24,836 They smell really good. 200 00:08:24,836 --> 00:08:27,043 I have supported him and bought them. 201 00:08:27,043 --> 00:08:30,353 You told him to shove his candle I think up his butt. 202 00:08:30,353 --> 00:08:31,629 I did. 203 00:08:31,629 --> 00:08:34,077 Don't you think he would enjoy that a little too much 204 00:08:34,077 --> 00:08:35,352 for the purpose? 205 00:08:36,145 --> 00:08:37,352 Virgo anus. 206 00:08:38,145 --> 00:08:40,731 Bitch, a drag queen is never without her phone. 207 00:08:40,731 --> 00:08:42,352 So I'm wondering why you would ghost 208 00:08:42,352 --> 00:08:44,077 a family member for four months. 209 00:08:44,077 --> 00:08:45,870 You must have had a good reason, right? 210 00:08:47,146 --> 00:08:49,111 It's COVID. I packed up and went to Miami. 211 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:51,318 I need to work. 212 00:08:51,318 --> 00:08:52,698 She didn't even tell me she moved to Miami. 213 00:08:53,974 --> 00:08:55,111 -I told you. -I had no idea. 214 00:08:56,525 --> 00:08:57,939 I told you. 215 00:08:57,939 --> 00:08:59,525 You know what the real tea is? 216 00:08:59,525 --> 00:09:02,353 She stopped talking to me because she got a new man. 217 00:09:04,353 --> 00:09:05,456 Is he cute? 218 00:09:05,456 --> 00:09:08,387 You know, girl, Cuban, 29. 219 00:09:08,387 --> 00:09:10,111 -Hung like a horse. -That thick shit. 220 00:09:10,111 --> 00:09:12,043 But point of the story is 221 00:09:12,043 --> 00:09:13,560 and you know this better than anyone. 222 00:09:15,456 --> 00:09:17,111 Our family doesn't talk to me. 223 00:09:17,456 --> 00:09:20,353 I'm the transgender freak in the fucking family. 224 00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:24,215 You Christopher Joseph are the only person 225 00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:26,284 that fucking talks to me and has a relationship with me. 226 00:09:27,732 --> 00:09:31,422 I as a trans woman have been in abusive relationships. 227 00:09:31,422 --> 00:09:33,698 Never have a boyfriend. 228 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,905 And there's one fucking time I get 229 00:09:35,905 --> 00:09:37,905 somebody that fucking loves me, 230 00:09:37,905 --> 00:09:40,698 You want to fucking say I'm ghosting you and shit. 231 00:09:40,698 --> 00:09:46,008 The one time I get for me to love and be happy. 232 00:09:46,008 --> 00:09:47,732 You know fuck this shit, it's over. 233 00:09:47,732 --> 00:09:48,767 I'm fucking done with this bullshit. 234 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:49,629 He can go fuck himself. 235 00:09:49,629 --> 00:09:50,387 Nicky! 236 00:09:53,043 --> 00:09:55,215 ♪ Iconic Justice 237 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:58,387 ♪ Iconic Justice 238 00:09:58,387 --> 00:09:59,594 Production halted. 239 00:09:59,594 --> 00:10:01,387 Tea was spilt. 240 00:10:01,387 --> 00:10:03,180 The fourth wall was broken. 241 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:05,594 Andrea Coleman, our legal eagle 242 00:10:05,594 --> 00:10:07,663 caught up with Chris in the courtroom, 243 00:10:07,663 --> 00:10:10,284 asked producers, try to convince Nicky to return. 244 00:10:13,111 --> 00:10:15,836 So production has halted right now. 245 00:10:15,836 --> 00:10:17,146 I'm just going to check in. 246 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:19,974 Christopher, how do you feel about what's going on? 247 00:10:19,974 --> 00:10:22,974 -What's happening right now? -Honestly, like I'm shaking. 248 00:10:22,974 --> 00:10:24,387 What was that? 249 00:10:24,387 --> 00:10:27,284 Honestly, like that is way more 250 00:10:27,284 --> 00:10:28,318 than a little fight that we're having. 251 00:10:28,318 --> 00:10:30,111 That is like some underlining trauma 252 00:10:30,111 --> 00:10:32,974 or something like I don't even know what that's about. 253 00:10:32,974 --> 00:10:34,905 Well, you know Nicky better than anybody in this courtroom. 254 00:10:36,008 --> 00:10:38,732 So I know maybe you can tell us what that was about. 255 00:10:38,732 --> 00:10:41,836 I mean, obviously, she's super super upset. 256 00:10:41,836 --> 00:10:46,974 And I really think that it brought back like, 257 00:10:46,974 --> 00:10:48,698 issues with her past relationships 258 00:10:48,698 --> 00:10:50,249 and the shit that she's been through 259 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:52,249 because that bitch has been through 260 00:10:52,249 --> 00:10:54,870 so much that people don't even know about, 261 00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:56,111 that a lot of people don't know about, 262 00:10:56,111 --> 00:10:59,077 that maybe only I know about. 263 00:10:59,077 --> 00:11:02,698 And that's what's kind of scaring me because 264 00:11:02,698 --> 00:11:05,698 she's someone that feels things really, really hard. 265 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:09,008 And I'm honestly concerned. 266 00:11:09,008 --> 00:11:10,939 I think it's beautiful to hear about your concern 267 00:11:10,939 --> 00:11:12,560 and we're going to go check in on Nicky 268 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,111 and hopefully she can come back and we can resolve this. 269 00:11:14,525 --> 00:11:16,111 Yeah, make sure she's okay. 270 00:11:16,318 --> 00:11:17,698 Mm-hmm 271 00:11:17,698 --> 00:11:20,732 Meanwhile, outside the studio, 272 00:11:20,732 --> 00:11:22,939 our executive producer has a heart to heart with Nicky. 273 00:11:22,939 --> 00:11:24,905 Sorry, I'm literally quivering right now. 274 00:11:24,905 --> 00:11:27,180 -Topher. -What? 275 00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:29,249 I don't know if you realize but when you hired me 276 00:11:29,249 --> 00:11:30,422 this is not what I signed up for. 277 00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:32,284 We... I know. 278 00:11:32,284 --> 00:11:34,111 But we told you that we were going to do a case with you 279 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,491 and that we wanted to surprise you. 280 00:11:36,491 --> 00:11:38,836 I don't think we realized how serious it was. 281 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:40,146 And... 282 00:11:40,146 --> 00:11:42,353 Topher Nicky Monet is a character 283 00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,767 This is my real life you're putting on fucking television. 284 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:46,422 Look, fucking cameras and shit everywhere. 285 00:11:46,422 --> 00:11:48,870 But Christopher contacted us 286 00:11:48,870 --> 00:11:51,008 and said that he wanted to resolve it. 287 00:11:51,008 --> 00:11:53,249 So I thought it was going to be more of like, 288 00:11:53,249 --> 00:11:55,249 like resolution energy. 289 00:11:55,249 --> 00:11:56,939 I didn't think it was going to go into fight mode so quick. 290 00:11:56,939 --> 00:11:59,008 So I take responsibility for that, 291 00:11:59,008 --> 00:12:01,905 But can we just listen to what Willam has to say? 292 00:12:02,491 --> 00:12:05,387 -Can we... -Do we have a fucking choice? 293 00:12:05,387 --> 00:12:07,560 If you want to stop, we could just stop now. 294 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:11,456 If you want we can go back in and hear what Willam has to say. 295 00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:16,387 I think it's worth the time because your cousin, 296 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,939 again expressed to us that he wanted to make this better. 297 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,974 So just from a production standpoint, 298 00:12:21,974 --> 00:12:25,077 this happened because I thought it was you getting an apology. 299 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,422 I don't want you to feel set up. 300 00:12:27,939 --> 00:12:30,560 Do you feel you probably feel set up? 301 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,491 Of course I feel set up, 302 00:12:32,491 --> 00:12:33,905 -but I mean what else... -You don't have to do this... 303 00:12:33,905 --> 00:12:36,491 No, we do have a choice. We have to go. 304 00:12:36,491 --> 00:12:37,905 Whether the choice would be not to do it. 305 00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:39,284 And then what ruin the whole fucking show 306 00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:40,801 and you guys are my family. 307 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,836 Obviously I'm not going to ruin it. 308 00:12:43,146 --> 00:12:44,318 I got it in me. Let's go. 309 00:12:44,732 --> 00:12:45,905 Are you good? 310 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:47,836 Yeah. 311 00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,387 Promise? 312 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:50,732 Okay. 313 00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:53,043 You trust me? 314 00:12:53,422 --> 00:12:54,560 Yeah. 315 00:12:54,767 --> 00:12:55,629 Fucking asshole. 316 00:12:55,629 --> 00:12:56,180 Okay, come on. 317 00:12:57,387 --> 00:12:59,146 Can at least someone fucking lift me up 318 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,284 and can I get the star treatment? 319 00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,008 After a chat with producers, 320 00:13:05,008 --> 00:13:06,801 Nicky agrees to return to the courtroom 321 00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:08,974 and face her cousin. 322 00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:23,249 Um... 323 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:27,801 Okay, so I get why you could be mad. 324 00:13:27,801 --> 00:13:30,353 He's promoting his candle company here. 325 00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:32,560 You're estranged from for most of your family. 326 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,870 He's the one family member that you vibe with. 327 00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:36,836 So, 328 00:13:37,629 --> 00:13:40,422 do you think there's something here that could be repaired? 329 00:13:40,974 --> 00:13:42,456 I mean... 330 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,560 Definitely. 331 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:45,456 Okay. 332 00:13:45,456 --> 00:13:47,732 We're literally best friends. 333 00:13:47,732 --> 00:13:49,043 Okay, now do you think there's something here 334 00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:50,525 that could be repaired? 335 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:53,905 I didn't even know something was wrong, Judge Willam. 336 00:13:53,905 --> 00:13:56,974 -Oh, yeah, we surprise you. -So yeah, I fucking think so. 337 00:13:56,974 --> 00:13:59,284 That's on his end. 338 00:14:00,525 --> 00:14:05,594 Okay, well, then this is my question for the both of you. 339 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,456 What brought you together originally? 340 00:14:07,456 --> 00:14:12,008 -Was it just that y'all were... -Birth 341 00:14:12,008 --> 00:14:14,422 Our mothers make sister vaginas like 342 00:14:14,422 --> 00:14:15,732 Gay? 343 00:14:15,732 --> 00:14:17,491 Listening to Selena. 344 00:14:17,491 --> 00:14:18,698 -And Spice Girls -Britney Spears 345 00:14:18,698 --> 00:14:20,180 and Hoku, Snow Day. 346 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:21,801 Okay. 347 00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:23,836 So y'all have a lot of commonality 348 00:14:23,836 --> 00:14:26,491 that you can explore again, 349 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,974 and then just figure this out. 350 00:14:27,974 --> 00:14:30,594 Because you're a showgirl. 351 00:14:30,594 --> 00:14:33,560 We know all about your horrible hours, 352 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,146 how hard it is to have a relationship. 353 00:14:36,146 --> 00:14:37,974 And this kind of opportunity to hunker down 354 00:14:37,974 --> 00:14:39,974 with a man during COVID, 355 00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:42,870 all that move away, feel safe, feel protected, 356 00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:45,284 feel like you know, petite and gorge, 357 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:48,249 that moment is something that... 358 00:14:48,249 --> 00:14:50,077 This was your first time experiencing, right? 359 00:14:50,629 --> 00:14:52,456 She needed that moment. 360 00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:55,387 -She did. I agree. -So sometimes people do the dip. 361 00:14:55,387 --> 00:14:56,905 I do the dip all the time 362 00:14:56,905 --> 00:14:58,043 when my friends were like, where did you go? 363 00:14:58,043 --> 00:14:59,111 They know where I went. 364 00:14:59,111 --> 00:15:01,387 I went to go get the dick. 365 00:15:01,387 --> 00:15:03,905 Okay, y'all need to stop gaslighting each other. 366 00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:06,560 If someone says they're hurt, you just need to believe it, 367 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,594 and then ask why and then listen to the whole answer 368 00:15:09,594 --> 00:15:12,456 before you start thinking of a reply. 369 00:15:12,456 --> 00:15:13,491 Because if you're already like in your head, 370 00:15:13,491 --> 00:15:14,698 bla bla bla, bla, bla, bla, 371 00:15:14,698 --> 00:15:16,974 you're not fully taking in their message. 372 00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,180 And sometimes the message is messy, 373 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,043 and that's fine too. 374 00:15:22,698 --> 00:15:24,008 That's why your family though. 375 00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:25,905 you're here to help each other clean up the mess, 376 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:27,663 you know, 377 00:15:27,663 --> 00:15:29,629 shave each other's backs, 378 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,594 the things that families do. 379 00:15:31,594 --> 00:15:33,146 Okay. 380 00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:35,284 As family, you guys should agree 381 00:15:35,284 --> 00:15:36,870 to respect each other's boundaries. 382 00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,525 Just because your family doesn't mean 383 00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:41,767 that y'all are each other's doormats. 384 00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,939 And checking in with each other maybe like once a month, 385 00:15:43,939 --> 00:15:46,077 even if it's y'all are busy, 386 00:15:46,077 --> 00:15:48,008 just say you love each other to each other. 387 00:15:48,008 --> 00:15:50,905 Let people know that they're important to you, 388 00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:51,939 no matter what. 389 00:15:51,939 --> 00:15:54,077 Check in with them and tell them because 390 00:15:54,077 --> 00:15:56,180 if there's one thing we've learned about COVID it's that, 391 00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,456 you know, I can't snap in gloves. 392 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:58,353 That's another thing we learned. 393 00:15:58,353 --> 00:16:01,146 But this is all short. 394 00:16:01,146 --> 00:16:03,594 And you need to tell the people around you 395 00:16:03,594 --> 00:16:05,111 what they mean to you, when they mean to you 396 00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:07,387 even if your mouth is full. 397 00:16:07,387 --> 00:16:08,905 -And I can think of something... -Full of what? 398 00:16:08,905 --> 00:16:11,077 -What? -Full of what? 399 00:16:11,077 --> 00:16:12,732 Well, I don't know, but I can think of something 400 00:16:12,732 --> 00:16:14,974 that if we all agree to work on this relationship, 401 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,732 I might be able to help you out 402 00:16:17,732 --> 00:16:20,284 with filling your mouth a little bit. 403 00:16:22,387 --> 00:16:23,767 Mm-hmm 404 00:16:23,767 --> 00:16:25,180 -Bitch. -Are those Gaga? 405 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:27,629 We can't show the label. 406 00:16:27,698 --> 00:16:30,939 I've been looking for these. 407 00:16:31,318 --> 00:16:32,249 I know. 408 00:16:32,249 --> 00:16:33,077 Everywhere. 409 00:16:33,077 --> 00:16:34,974 God is a Gaga. 410 00:16:34,974 --> 00:16:36,180 She will bring families together. 411 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,629 Thank who? Gaga. 412 00:16:40,422 --> 00:16:42,456 I would like you both to turn to each other 413 00:16:42,456 --> 00:16:45,629 and promise to keep in each other's orbits 414 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,663 and to check in with each other at least once a month 415 00:16:47,663 --> 00:16:48,767 and all of that. 416 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:51,008 And cameramen, I implore you, 417 00:16:51,008 --> 00:16:53,801 do not zoom in on Nicky until she's fixed that mug 418 00:16:53,801 --> 00:16:55,387 We'll punch in after. 419 00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:59,491 ♪ Iconic Justice 420 00:16:59,491 --> 00:17:02,318 ♪ Iconic Justice 421 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,387 Okay. 422 00:17:03,387 --> 00:17:06,456 So be friends. 423 00:17:06,870 --> 00:17:08,560 On Gaga. 424 00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:12,077 On Gaga. 425 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,421 Gaga. 426 00:17:14,421 --> 00:17:16,698 1, 2, 3 Gaga. 427 00:17:18,353 --> 00:17:20,629 [Cheering] 428 00:17:20,629 --> 00:17:21,111 Oh. 429 00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:24,939 You really need to check your text messages... 430 00:17:24,939 --> 00:17:26,043 -Bitch, I don't need anything. -Fucking faggot, dumb ass bitch 431 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,663 You need to unblock each other now too. 432 00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:31,801 From Grindr. 433 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,284 Every time I say my Grindr, I block him. 434 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,008 I don't have a Grindr. 435 00:17:35,008 --> 00:17:36,491 Oh, okay. 436 00:17:37,422 --> 00:17:39,077 I have one in the car. It's filled with pot. 437 00:17:39,077 --> 00:17:40,594 Let's go smoke it. 438 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:43,353 Bye. See you next season. 439 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,284 [Cheering] 440 00:17:51,698 --> 00:17:52,939 Yay! 441 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:57,801 Hey, I'm Matt Camp. 442 00:17:57,801 --> 00:18:00,387 Hi. I'm Sam the intern. 443 00:18:00,387 --> 00:18:01,663 We're breaking the fourth wall. 444 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,146 So you know this must be serious. 445 00:18:03,732 --> 00:18:06,491 This season of Iconic Justice has been incredible. 446 00:18:06,491 --> 00:18:08,491 And Sam as our intern, 447 00:18:08,491 --> 00:18:10,663 what were some of your biggest takeaways for this season? 448 00:18:10,663 --> 00:18:14,077 Well, I'm walking away with a better understanding 449 00:18:14,077 --> 00:18:16,318 of queer conflict resolution, 450 00:18:16,318 --> 00:18:18,801 some important career building skills 451 00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:20,939 and I'm hoping for a better grade 452 00:18:20,939 --> 00:18:22,387 in my criminal justice class. 453 00:18:22,387 --> 00:18:24,767 I failed the first time because I called my professor 454 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,939 a pedantic bootlicking Nazi. 455 00:18:28,456 --> 00:18:30,801 Good for you. He conservative? 456 00:18:30,801 --> 00:18:33,180 No, he just said that Bebe Neuwirth 457 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,180 was the seminal Velma Kelly 458 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,594 and I was like, Um, no, 459 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:40,008 like Chita Rivera begs to differ, hun. 460 00:18:40,008 --> 00:18:42,698 But anyways, Matt, what were some of your takeaways 461 00:18:42,698 --> 00:18:43,663 from this season? 462 00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:45,939 Well, Judge Willam gave me chlamydia. 463 00:18:45,939 --> 00:18:47,525 So that's something I'll have to take with me. 464 00:18:48,422 --> 00:18:50,146 You got one more PSA for us? 465 00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:50,801 I do. 466 00:18:51,525 --> 00:18:53,456 And for the last time this season, 467 00:18:53,456 --> 00:18:54,767 I have notes. 468 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,905 Today's case was all about family conflict. 469 00:18:56,905 --> 00:18:58,801 And even though Nicky and Chris 470 00:18:58,801 --> 00:19:00,456 were able to resolve their issues, 471 00:19:00,456 --> 00:19:02,456 not all queer folks are so lucky. 472 00:19:02,629 --> 00:19:04,767 Queer youth are disproportionately 473 00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:06,146 affected by homelessness 474 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,456 as a result of being disowned by their families. 475 00:19:08,456 --> 00:19:10,353 In fact, in a recent study, 476 00:19:10,353 --> 00:19:15,043 nearly 40% of homeless youth identify as LGBTQIA. 477 00:19:15,043 --> 00:19:16,939 That's a staggering number. 478 00:19:16,939 --> 00:19:20,732 But sadly, that's not even the most dangerous problem 479 00:19:20,732 --> 00:19:22,318 facing queer youth internationally. 480 00:19:22,318 --> 00:19:25,732 In 70 countries same sex relationships are outlawed. 481 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:29,870 In these communities, queer youth face the daily risk 482 00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:32,318 of imprisonment, torture, and even death. 483 00:19:32,318 --> 00:19:34,663 That is why it's so important that the US 484 00:19:34,663 --> 00:19:36,767 fight for stronger refugee programs 485 00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:39,594 for LGBTQIA immigrants. 486 00:19:39,594 --> 00:19:43,560 And also better protection and resources to help queer youth 487 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:46,146 that are facing homelessness in our own borders. 488 00:19:46,146 --> 00:19:47,939 It's not going to be an easy battle, 489 00:19:47,939 --> 00:19:49,146 but we're going to show up 490 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:50,663 because that's what queer families do. 491 00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:52,249 I love that. 492 00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:53,732 I love you. 493 00:19:53,732 --> 00:19:54,870 No, I'm serious. 494 00:19:55,456 --> 00:19:56,525 No, I'm like, I'm obsessed. 495 00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:59,491 Like sometimes at night, 496 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,353 so like, all like, I'll be laying in bed 497 00:20:01,353 --> 00:20:03,111 and I pull up my weighted blanket, I put on my face. 498 00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:04,905 I'm like, Oh my god, 499 00:20:04,905 --> 00:20:06,594 I just pretend you're sitting on my face. 500 00:20:06,594 --> 00:20:08,491 And you made it weird, Sam. 501 00:20:08,491 --> 00:20:10,491 I'm sorry. It's just like I'm emotional. 502 00:20:10,491 --> 00:20:11,663 This is our last case, so... 503 00:20:11,663 --> 00:20:12,801 Aw, buddy. 504 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:16,043 That's why I prepared an interpretive dance 505 00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:17,111 to share my feelings. 506 00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:21,525 Well, that's it from us. 507 00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:23,767 As always remember, 508 00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:26,215 stay honest, extra and forever iconic. 509 00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:30,215 ♪ Iconic Justice. 510 00:20:30,215 --> 00:20:33,353 ♪ That's so Iconic Justice 511 00:20:33,353 --> 00:20:37,767 ♪ Rise for your honor now. 512 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:40,939 ♪ Iconic Justice 513 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:44,284 ♪ Justice. Justice. 514 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,974 ♪ Iconic Justice. 515 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:30,560 [beep] 516 00:21:31,008 --> 00:21:31,594 Ready, go. 517 00:21:32,732 --> 00:21:35,353 Reporting live from Tranny News Nine 518 00:21:35,353 --> 00:21:37,249 in Iconic Justice. 519 00:21:37,249 --> 00:21:39,836 Matt Camp is finally topping me. 520 00:21:39,836 --> 00:21:41,525 I can finally wear my Daddy Couture shirt 521 00:21:41,525 --> 00:21:42,732 that I got in 1992. 522 00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:45,008 Oh yeah.