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This programme contains
very strong language

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RADIO BEEPS
<font color="#00ffff">Eyes on.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">We're in position.</font>

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We have eyes on the target.

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OK, we have him on camera three.

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Indigo, can you confirm, suspect is
headed towards the north wing?

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<font color="#00ff00">Affirmative. Suspect in sight.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Repeat, suspect in sight.</font>

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Move towards target.

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Everyone, standby to engage
on my cue.

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Five, four, three...

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<font color="#ffff00">Hi, guys! It's pizza time!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Eat-a de pizza!</font>
We've lost sight of the target.

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<font color="#ffff00">Kay, don't do that,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Maria's half-Italian.</font>

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IN ITALIAN ACCENT:
<font color="#00ffff">Ah, forget about it.</font>

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Dominique, what are you doing?

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<font color="#ffff00">I've just got one</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Nduja Really Wanna Hurt Me?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, yes, please.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">One You Can Call Me Halal.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Any takers?</font> <font color="#00ffff">Oh, nice one.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">One Smells Like Green Spinach?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, over here.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Sue, this has</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a gluten-free base, OK?</font>

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Can anyone see what...
<font color="#00ff00">Are these free?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, well, I mean,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">they cost me 85 quid but...</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, not with the two-for-one.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, the point is, I've seen how</font>
<font color="#ffff00">hard you've all been working</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and I just thought</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you deserved a treat.</font>

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Can we focus, please?
<font color="#00ff00">Is it just Ops Room getting pizzas?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Ah! Oh, ah!</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I burnt my mouth on the cheese.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font> TESTILY: Does someone
have eyes on the target?!

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COMMENTATOR:<font color="#00ff00">Oh, oh, I'm so sorry,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">ladies and gentlemen.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">We seem to have a slight</font>
<font color="#00ff00">interruption to proceedings here.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Er, such a shame. It's not</font>
<font color="#00ff00">the first time we've seen it,</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">and I'm afraid it won't be the last.</font>

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Well, I hope you're
proud of yourselves.

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That's the European Championships.

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20 minutes it'll take
to clear that lot up.

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I'll have to explain<font color="#ffff00">this</font> to the
Home Secretary.

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PHONE VIBRATES
Ringing me already.

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Hello.

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Yes, sir. No, no, no.

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Erm, er, let me explain.

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<font color="#ffff00">Does anyone want garlic dip?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">It's herbalicious.</font>

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RADIO PRESENTER:<font color="#00ff00">The countdown to</font>
<font color="#00ff00">carnival has officially begun</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">and this year promises</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to be better than ever...</font>

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So, what does the work day have
in store for Agent Archibald?

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{\an8}<font color="#ffff00">Just...regular work stuff, Dad.</font>

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Yeah, but I'm interested.

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I've never known anyone before who
works for the Food Standards Agency.

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<font color="#00ffff">Actually, I think</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I know someone who works there.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I don't know them.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Dom, I haven't told you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">her name yet.</font>

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LAUGHING:<font color="#00ffff">It's Patricia.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">She's in my Zumba class.</font>

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{\an8}Yeah, it's a...it's a big place,
Julie.

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{\an8}<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, there's a lot of foods,</font>

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{\an8}<font color="#ffff00">in case you hadn't noticed.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And a lot of standards.</font>
Mm.<font color="#00ffff">Mm.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Like, erm, fish, and that's just one</font>
<font color="#ffff00">off the top of my head.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">And chips - that's a whole other</font>
<font color="#ffff00">department, so...</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Right.</font>
SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY

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<font color="#00ffff">Zumba.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">My God! Don't make me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">regret telling you!</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Because it's treason, by the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">way, you know, if you say anything.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I could have you sent to the Tower.</font>

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Dom...

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<font color="#ffff00">What?</font>

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Your mum would be so proud of you.

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<font color="#ffff00">Thanks.</font>

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The straight wig, though, I just...
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God, you ruined it.</font>

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No, I'm... Look, I don't think
it's...<font color="#ffff00">It's fine. Bye.</font>

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Dom, I just...
I don't think it's you.

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<font color="#00ffff">Morning.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">OK, so pizzas tanked,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">so we've got to think of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">something else.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I've got to get these stuffy</font>
<font color="#ffff00">muppets to like me</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">or I'm gonna be</font>
<font color="#ffff00">stuck in Archives for ever.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Well, I'm not sure that's why</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you're in Archives.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's not for lack of ability, is it?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I exposed an entire</font>
<font color="#ffff00">government conspiracy.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, so you keep telling everyone.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, I'm not gonna hide my light</font>
<font color="#ffff00">under a bushel, Kay.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">That's in the Bible.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You should know that.</font>

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DETECTOR WHOOPS

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<font color="#00ffff">Morning, Mo.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">How you getting on</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with Percy Jackson?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Racing through it.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I need to search your bag.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Why?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You searched mine yesterday.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's supposed to be random searches.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">That wouldn't be random, would it?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">That would be a pattern.</font>

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SHE SIGHS

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<font color="#ffff00">OK, so I need to find another way</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to dazzle these people,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">so ideas, Kay,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">because I can't be both the brains</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and the beauty in this outfit.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Look, it's early days. People are</font>
<font color="#00ffff">still getting to know you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's been nine months, Kay.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">They know me.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, OK, well, I'm not sure</font>
<font color="#00ffff">grand gestures is the answer.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font> <font color="#00ffff">I think you should try</font>
<font color="#00ffff">being a bit nicer to everyone.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Mo, what are you doing?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Are you trying to feel up my bag?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Do you want me to turn around,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">get you two a room?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Burn some candles, some Kenny G?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">What do you want?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Sorry, what were you saying?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I was just saying,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">maybe you should try being a bit</font>
<font color="#00ffff">nicer to everyone.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Noted.</font>

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WHISPERS:<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Er, maybe you should stay</font>
<font color="#00ffff">out of Fisher's way,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">at least until the snooker's over.</font>

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INDISTINCT TV CHAT

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Payslip.

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<font color="#ffff00">You know, Graham,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">some consider it a common courtesy</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in the workplace to wear shoes...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">..and socks.</font>

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Not if they want
rid of a fungal infection.

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ANGRILY:<font color="#ffff00">Oh, you motherf...</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Tom?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">What's up, my man?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, how do you do?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Erm, could you listen to this?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm sending it to you now.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font> <font color="#00ffff">And tell me</font>
<font color="#00ffff">what you think he's saying here.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Sure, what is it?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Like, a wire tap?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">No, no, it's a music video.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Lil' Shit And The E5 Murderers.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">They're a UK drill crew.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, cool. Erm...</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I'm not familiar with their bars.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">But, er, I had, erm, Bonkers</font>
<font color="#00ff00">by Dizzee Rascal as a ringtone.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">So...</font> <font color="#00ffff">OK.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Should be all right.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Er, do you think</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he's saying cellphone,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">as in American cellphone...</font> <font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">..or self-own, which, according to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the Urban Dictionary,</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">means unforced error?</font>

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How are you getting on transcribing
those lyrics, Kay?

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<font color="#00ffff">Er, slowly. But surely.</font>

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All right. Well, we will need them
by Friday, all right?

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The minister is expecting them.

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. Alasdair, I've always found</font>
<font color="#00ffff">myself wondering</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">how the lyrical content of</font>
<font color="#00ffff">UK drill music</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">relates to national security, but...</font>
HE CHUCKLES

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<font color="#00ffff">..I am sure there are better brains</font>
<font color="#00ffff">than mine on top of that.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I mean, you don't get to be</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the Home Secretary</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">unless you're the cream of the crop,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you know what I mean?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">You know?</font>

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So, Friday, OK? So...

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HE SIGHS

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<font color="#ffff00">Hi, I'm just gonna have a quick word</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with her. No, it's fine.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hi, er, Ma'am. Again, sorry about</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the whole pizzas thing.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I think we can all agree,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">the sentiment was lovely,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but maybe the timing...</font>

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Dominique, I'm rather busy here,
listening to a conversation in Urdu.

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<font color="#ffff00">Right. Cool, yeah.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I mean, I could help.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You know, I used to be a regular</font>
<font color="#ffff00">at the Kebabish in Upton Park.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Got pretty close</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with the staff there.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">They called me Kali Puut.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Hmm.</font> Dominique...
<font color="#ffff00">All right, OK.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Just very quickly, erm,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I just got my payslip</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and it's wrong again.</font>

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Take it up with Accounts.
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I actually already have,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">so I was wondering</font>
<font color="#ffff00">if you could just tell them...</font>

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I have full confidence in you
sorting this out yourself.

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Was there anything else?

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes, actually, er...</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's just that, erm,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I've been in Archives</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for six months now</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and I'd just really like to get my</font>
<font color="#ffff00">teeth into some casework,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">and I know you were out in the field</font>
<font color="#ffff00">at 27 in Berlin,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">which I'd love to pick</font>
<font color="#ffff00">your brain about, by the way,</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">but maybe Kirsty didn't tell you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">about my experience on the field</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">at Brightmarsh...</font>
Oh, she did,

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and you've been very good
at reminding us.

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But, you know,
I can understand

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why you might feel the need to shout
that more loudly than others.

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Dominique, look, you need to learn
how this place works

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from the ground up...

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<font color="#ffff00">The ground would be a promotion.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I am sub-basement.</font>

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You're where I need you to be.

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This place isn't somewhere you want
to run before you can walk.

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This place runs on protocol.

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It's important you learn that.

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Thank you, Ma'am.

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<font color="#ffff00">They wouldn't treat me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">like this in the Kebabish.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Psst!</font>

184
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<font color="#00ff00">I believe that when Lil' Shit says,</font>

185
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<font color="#00ff00">"Call me on my cellphone,"</font>

186
00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:56,320
<font color="#00ff00">he's playing on the fact that it</font>
<font color="#00ff00">sounds like</font>

187
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<font color="#00ff00">"Call me on the self-own".</font>

188
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<font color="#00ffff">OK.</font>
HE LAUGHS

189
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<font color="#00ff00">These guys!</font>

190
00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:04,440
<font color="#00ff00">I honestly believe that</font>
<font color="#00ff00">they're the poets of the street.</font>

191
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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, great. Just another 18 tracks</font>
<font color="#00ffff">of this stuff to decipher.</font>

192
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<font color="#00ff00">It's a shame you can't just</font>
<font color="#00ff00">ask the guy.</font>

193
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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

194
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DRILL MUSIC PLAYS

195
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<font color="#ffff00">Kay, I need your help.</font>

196
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<font color="#00ffff">Anything.</font> <font color="#ffff00">I need you to talk</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to Debra in Accounts.</font>

197
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<font color="#00ffff">Anything but that.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, come on, she likes you.</font>

198
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<font color="#00ffff">Yes, and she expresses it in ways</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that defy scripture.</font>

199
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<font color="#ffff00">Kay, I have been underpaid again.</font>

200
00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:31,040
<font color="#ffff00">And I've tried talking to this wench</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but she just glares at me</font>

201
00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,320
<font color="#ffff00">like I sucked her mum or something.</font>

202
00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,480
<font color="#ffff00">Please! Just do this for me!</font>

203
00:09:35,520 --> 00:09:38,280
<font color="#ffff00">Ple-e-e-e-a-see!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Stop! Stop it, stop it, stop it!</font>

204
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<font color="#ffff00">A man on the road to Jericho</font>
<font color="#ffff00">was set upon by thieves...</font>

205
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<font color="#00ffff">Ugh!</font>

206
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<font color="#00ffff">I wish I'd never taught</font>
<font color="#00ffff">you that parable.</font>

207
00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:52,120
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

208
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WHISPERS:<font color="#00ff00">Linda, he's coming over.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">He's coming over!</font>

209
00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,560
<font color="#00ffff">Hi, Debra.</font>

210
00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:10,240
<font color="#00ff00">Hey, you need to stop coming over</font>
<font color="#00ff00">or HR'll think we're shagging.</font>

211
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SHE LAUGHS

212
00:10:11,960 --> 00:10:14,520
<font color="#00ffff">No, no, I've literally never</font>
<font color="#00ffff">been in here before.</font>

213
00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,280
<font color="#00ff00">No, but you've got your ways</font>
<font color="#00ff00">of finding me.</font>

214
00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,680
<font color="#00ff00">Came up behind me</font>
<font color="#00ff00">in the canteen yesterday.</font>

215
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,000
<font color="#00ff00">Oh! What have I said?</font>

216
00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,800
<font color="#00ffff">No, we were queuing up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for cheesy chips.</font>

217
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Mm...
<font color="#00ff00">What can I do for you?</font>

218
00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,840
<font color="#00ff00">Bear in mind...</font>
WHISPERS:<font color="#00ff00">..there's witnesses.</font>

219
00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,440
<font color="#00ffff">I wanted to ask you about a</font>
<font color="#00ffff">colleague's payslip.</font>

220
00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:34,840
<font color="#00ffff">Dominique Archibald.</font>

221
00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,680
<font color="#00ffff">She's been underpaid for the third</font>
<font color="#00ffff">month in a row.</font>

222
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,200
<font color="#00ff00">She's already been on at us.</font>

223
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<font color="#00ff00">It'll get done when it gets done.</font>

224
00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,200
<font color="#00ffff">OK.</font>

225
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,560
<font color="#00ff00">Hey, are you going to</font>
<font color="#00ff00">after-work drinks tonight?</font>

226
00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:46,880
<font color="#00ffff">No, I don't drink.</font>

227
00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:49,760
<font color="#00ff00">Don't come on to me after</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I've had two Bacardi Breezers.</font>

228
00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,280
<font color="#00ff00">I can't guarantee your safety.</font>

229
00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:56,080
<font color="#00ffff">Well, thank you.</font>

230
00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,080
<font color="#00ff00">Come back soon.</font>

231
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:06,160
<font color="#00ff00">He is exactly my type.</font>

232
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:10,160
<font color="#00ffff">Well, I tried to insert your request</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in between Debra's innuendo.</font>

233
00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:12,600
<font color="#00ffff">There you go.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mm.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Come on.</font>

234
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:15,320
<font color="#00ffff">And by the way,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it's after-work drinks tonight</font>

235
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,920
<font color="#00ffff">and I think you should go.</font>

236
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:19,720
<font color="#ffff00">Eww! No, no way. No...</font>

237
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,040
<font color="#00ffff">No, it's how you turn</font>
<font color="#00ffff">colleagues into friends.</font>

238
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:25,040
<font color="#ffff00">OK, I'll go if you go.</font>

239
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,720
<font color="#00ffff">No, Dom, we've spoken about this.</font>

240
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,960
<font color="#00ffff">I don't attend venues that mix</font>
<font color="#00ffff">alcohol and unmarried women.</font>

241
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,640
<font color="#00ffff">Plus, I have something I need to do.</font>

242
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,360
<font color="#00ffff">Look, just go for one.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It'll be fine.</font>

243
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,160
<font color="#00ffff">And be nice, like Ellen.</font>

244
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,560
<font color="#ffff00">I don't have the heart to tell you.</font>

245
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,400
<font color="#00ffff">What? What did she do?</font>

246
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,760
<font color="#ffff00">Hi.</font> <font color="#00ff00">All right there?</font>

247
00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,760
<font color="#ffff00">One drink, one drink.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You can do this. Come on.</font>

248
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,800
MAN: You just,
you sit there wondering,

249
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,840
"Where do they find these people?"
LAUGHTER

250
00:11:57,880 --> 00:11:59,080
Oh, hi.

251
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,760
<font color="#ffff00">Hi, guys.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Erm, I'm just gonna go to the bar,</font>

252
00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,080
<font color="#ffff00">if anyone wants anything, or...</font>

253
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:07,480
Yeah, I'll, erm, I'll have a
double pepperoni stuffed crust.

254
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,320
LAUGHTER

255
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,120
SHE LAUGHS FLATLY

256
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,680
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, that's really good!</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Because of the whole pizza thing,</font>

257
00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:17,520
<font color="#ffff00">which you all ate, by the way,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you greedy f...</font>

258
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,080
<font color="#ffff00">..buggers.</font>

259
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,560
<font color="#ffff00">Excuse me.</font>

260
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,280
Julian, don't be mean
to the diversity hire.

261
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,960
THEY SNIGGER

262
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,080
<font color="#00ff00">All right? What can I get for you?</font>

263
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:29,160
<font color="#ffff00">Er, can I get a half a cider</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and some Bacon Fries...</font>

264
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,600
<font color="#ffff00">No, two Bacon Fries, please.</font>

265
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,760
<font color="#00ff00">And for you?</font> <font color="#00ffff">Hello, mate. Can I get</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a pint of Guinness, please?</font>

266
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,360
<font color="#00ff00">Yeah, sure.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Lovely.</font>

267
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,640
<font color="#00ffff">Hey.</font>

268
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,640
<font color="#ffff00">Hey.</font>

269
00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:48,240
<font color="#00ffff">You work for the firm, too, right?</font>

270
00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:50,520
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, everyone here does.</font>

271
00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,760
<font color="#00ffff">So many spooks,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">they could do an exorcism.</font>

272
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,960
<font color="#00ff00">Here you go.</font>

273
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,440
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, it's just,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I feel like I've seen you...</font>

274
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,240
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, I'm gonna stop you there,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">mate, OK?</font>

275
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,840
<font color="#ffff00">Er, I don't need you to start</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a conversation with me.</font>

276
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,360
<font color="#ffff00">I'm just gonna drink this and,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">er, be on my way, thanks.</font>

277
00:13:03,400 --> 00:13:06,560
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, me too.</font>

278
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,760
<font color="#00ffff">I'm just trying to avoid that lot,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to be honest.</font>

279
00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,640
<font color="#00ffff">So bloody draining.</font>

280
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:12,160
<font color="#ffff00">Yep.</font>

281
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,520
<font color="#00ffff">I'm gonna see that off, get home and</font>
<font color="#00ffff">rescue what I can of the evening.</font>

282
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,200
<font color="#00ffff">Grand Designs.</font>

283
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,040
<font color="#00ffff">Steve.</font>

284
00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,040
<font color="#ffff00">Dom.</font>

285
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,440
<font color="#00ffff">Nice to meet you, Dom.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, nice to meet you.</font>

286
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,160
<font color="#00ffff">Lil' Shit?</font>

287
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,400
Yeah.
<font color="#00ffff">Of Lil' Shit And The E5 Murderers?</font>

288
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:46,880
Bruv, what is this?

289
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,680
<font color="#00ffff">Sorry, my name's Kay.</font>

290
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,880
<font color="#00ffff">I'm a big fan. I've been trying to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">decipher some of your bars,</font>

291
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,800
<font color="#00ffff">which are excellent, by the way,</font>

292
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,640
<font color="#00ffff">and I'm having some trouble</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with a couple of them.</font>

293
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:57,040
Who gave you my address, bro?

294
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,760
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, sorry, yeah, no,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I should've started with...</font>

295
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,600
<font color="#00ffff">Erm, er, I recognised your block</font>
<font color="#00ffff">from, er, one of your music videos,</font>

296
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,440
<font color="#00ffff">so I came here, I saw a young</font>
<font color="#00ffff">lad on a bike,</font>

297
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:09,720
<font color="#00ffff">asked him if he knew where you lived</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and it turns out he's your uncle.</font>

298
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,320
Sake! Andre, man!
<font color="#00ffff">So, your diss track,</font>

299
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,040
<font color="#00ffff">Balls Pond Boys Bleeding Out...</font>

300
00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,920
WOMAN:<font color="#ffff00">Neville! What are you doing</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with the door open with your asthma!</font>

301
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,280
<font color="#ffff00">Ah-ah!</font> <font color="#00ffff">Mrs Ajibola?</font>

302
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:22,880
<font color="#ffff00">Yes?</font> <font color="#00ffff">It's me - Kay from church.</font>

303
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,680
<font color="#ffff00">Kay! So nice to see you!</font>

304
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:28,600
<font color="#ffff00">Neville! Why did you leave Kay</font>
<font color="#ffff00">standing there like that?</font>

305
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:31,400
<font color="#ffff00">Come in, come in.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Of course, of course, no problem.</font>

306
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:32,920
<font color="#00ffff">You're new, right?</font>

307
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,520
<font color="#ffff00">Well, nine months.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Well, that is new</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when you've done 12 years.</font>

308
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,720
<font color="#ffff00">Yeesh!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">How you finding it?</font>

309
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,840
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I work in a basement,</font>

310
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,960
<font color="#ffff00">my boss blames me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for ruining the snooker,</font>

311
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,320
<font color="#ffff00">and I haven't had a pay cheque</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that wasn't short</font>

312
00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,640
<font color="#ffff00">in the last, er, three months.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, shit.</font>

313
00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:48,640
<font color="#ffff00">Mm-hm.</font> <font color="#00ffff">I had that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">when I first started.</font>

314
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,160
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Let me guess, they told you to...</font>

315
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:52,440
BOTH: ..take it up with Accounts.
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, my God, they're such arseholes.</font>

316
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,440
<font color="#ffff00">They are!</font>

317
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:55,960
<font color="#00ffff">So you're in the basement?</font>

318
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,960
<font color="#ffff00">Sub-basement. Archives.</font>

319
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,480
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, you must work with, erm...</font>

320
00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:02,160
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, what's his name?</font>

321
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,480
<font color="#ffff00">Graham.</font>

322
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:04,960
<font color="#00ffff">He's such a Graham, isn't he?</font>

323
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,080
SHE CHUCKLES
<font color="#00ffff">Very much a details man.</font>

324
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,160
<font color="#ffff00">You mean he's a twat.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">He is a twat.</font>

325
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,600
LAUGHING:<font color="#ffff00">Yes!</font>

326
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,280
<font color="#ffff00">Where are you?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Ninth floor, Technical Operations.</font>

327
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:15,720
<font color="#ffff00">Technical Operations?</font>

328
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:16,880
<font color="#ffff00">God, that sounds exciting.</font>

329
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,680
<font color="#ffff00">And, like, you experience</font>
<font color="#ffff00">natural light.</font>

330
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,000
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, it's all right, actually.</font>

331
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,160
<font color="#00ffff">We've been doing a fair bit of work</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with the IRA recently.</font>

332
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,600
<font color="#ffff00">The IRA? That sounds lovely.</font>

333
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:29,080
<font color="#00ffff">Well, I mean, I'm always looking</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for good people.</font>

334
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,320
<font color="#ffff00">Really?</font>

335
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,320
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, look,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">stick your digits in there</font>

336
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,760
<font color="#00ffff">and next time there's an opening,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'll give you a shout.</font>

337
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,040
<font color="#ffff00">Thanks.</font>

338
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,680
<font color="#00ffff">Of course. Cheers to that.</font>

339
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,320
<font color="#ffff00">Cheers.</font>

340
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,440
<font color="#00ffff">Do you want another one?</font>

341
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,600
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, thanks.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Lovely. Mm!</font>

342
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:49,440
<font color="#00ffff">Who's the...who's the woman</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with the teeth?</font>

343
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,960
<font color="#ffff00">It's Michelle.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Urgh, Michelle! Eesh!</font>

344
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
<font color="#ffff00">It's, like,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">just use a TePe, babe.</font>

345
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,520
<font color="#ffff00">No-one wants to see that</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you've had spinach for lunch.</font>

346
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,800
<font color="#00ffff">How's she even doing that?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I don't get it. Ugh!</font>

347
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,320
<font color="#ffff00">Do you want another one?</font>

348
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,080
<font color="#00ffff">Erm...yes, I'd love to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">but, no, I can't, sorry.</font>

349
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,040
<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font> <font color="#00ffff">I've got a bit of</font>
<font color="#00ffff">homework to do.</font>

350
00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:11,320
<font color="#ffff00">Erm, Stephen, is that a classified</font>
<font color="#ffff00">document outside of the office?</font>

351
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,200
<font color="#00ffff">Better not leave</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it on the Tube again.</font>

352
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,920
THEY LAUGH

353
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,920
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I've really enjoyed chatting</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with you tonight.</font>

354
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,200
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

355
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,240
<font color="#00ffff">Maybe see you around the office?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Mm-hm.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Mm.</font>

356
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,200
<font color="#00ffff">Night-night.</font>

357
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,680
<font color="#ffff00">Night.</font>

358
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,000
<font color="#00ffff">So, how was after-work drinks?</font>

359
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,480
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, it was good.</font>

360
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:32,960
<font color="#ffff00">It was really good, actually.</font>

361
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:36,840
<font color="#ffff00">I made a friend, Steve, works on the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">ninth floor in Technical Operations.</font>

362
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,720
<font color="#00ffff">That's great!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And also, in your face, Kay.</font>

363
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,640
<font color="#ffff00">I didn't have to be nice.</font>

364
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,960
<font color="#ffff00">Steve likes me because, his words,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I tell it like it is.</font>

365
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:52,040
<font color="#ffff00">Has anyone ever told you that your</font>
<font color="#ffff00">height can be oppressive sometimes?</font>

366
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,160
<font color="#ffff00">See ya.</font>

367
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,640
<font color="#00ffff">I'll...I'll try to work on that.</font>

368
00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:00,520
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, Alasdair, hi.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I wanted a word with you</font>

369
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:03,240
<font color="#00ffff">RE - drill lyrics.</font>
Oh, yes, have you done them?

370
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,120
<font color="#00ffff">Better, I've taken initiative.</font>

371
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,040
OK, well,
I don't like the sound of this.

372
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:11,000
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, so I, erm,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I went and spoke to the guy.</font>

373
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,200
You what?!<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, yeah, yeah.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I told him I was a big fan,</font>

374
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:19,440
<font color="#00ffff">had a sit down with him.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Turns out I know his grandma.</font>

375
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:23,360
<font color="#00ffff">Anyway, after chatting with him,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I can confidently say</font>

376
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:27,600
<font color="#00ffff">he is a nice guy. He's not a threat</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to national security.</font>

377
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:30,480
<font color="#00ffff">These lyrics, it's just kids</font>
<font color="#00ffff">puffing their chests out.</font>

378
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,800
Kay, the papers have whipped people
into a panic about these guys,

379
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,160
so the minister just needs to know
what they're talking about.

380
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,480
So you need to transcribe
the lyrics...by Friday.

381
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,040
<font color="#00ffff">Y...</font>
<font color="#00ffff">S...</font>

382
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:46,320
<font color="#00ffff">So this isn't about</font>
<font color="#00ffff">solving a problem.</font>

383
00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,560
<font color="#00ffff">This is about newspapers</font>
<font color="#00ffff">and politicians</font>

384
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,080
<font color="#00ffff">looking like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">they're doing something?</font>

385
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,600
Well, now you're getting it.

386
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,400
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

387
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,240
<font color="#00ffff">I'll leave you to it.</font>

388
00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:07,320
<font color="#ffff00">Oh...</font>

389
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:09,360
Boiled egg?
<font color="#ffff00">No, thank you, Graham.</font>

390
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,480
<font color="#ffff00">Not, not now. Not ever.</font>

391
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,480
Oh...

392
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,400
<font color="#ffff00">What's this?</font>

393
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,400
INDISTINCT TV CHAT

394
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,400
<font color="#ffff00">Huh!</font>

395
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,600
<font color="#ffff00">So are you gonna keep sitting there</font>
<font color="#ffff00">acting coy,</font>

396
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:32,080
<font color="#ffff00">or just admit that you got</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my bloody backpay sorted?</font>

397
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,640
<font color="#00ffff">I can neither confirm nor deny.</font>

398
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,920
<font color="#ffff00">Just...how?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Like, how did you do it?</font>

399
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,280
<font color="#ffff00">I've been trying for weeks.</font>

400
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,240
<font color="#00ffff">Well, look, let's just say</font>
<font color="#00ffff">someone owed me a favour.</font>

401
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,480
<font color="#00ffff">Like, this place, it runs</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on favours.</font>

402
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,360
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I am going to pay you back</font>
<font color="#ffff00">so handsomely, my friend,</font>

403
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,880
<font color="#ffff00">you'll be pissing Guinness</font>
<font color="#ffff00">till Sunday.</font>

404
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,400
<font color="#00ffff">Well, that's exciting. Something to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">look forward to. Cheers!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Cheers.</font>

405
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:56,160
<font color="#ffff00">His boiled egg smell everywhere,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and I can't...I can't do it.</font>

406
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,280
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe once a week, but every day?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Boiled eggs?</font>

407
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,760
<font color="#00ffff">Relentless.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Come on, Graham!</font>

408
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,760
<font color="#00ffff">If you're looking for something</font>
<font color="#00ffff">more meaningful to do, then...</font>

409
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,160
<font color="#00ffff">..there is a file I need to look at.</font>

410
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,360
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, sure. Floor minus two.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">There all day.</font>

411
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,640
<font color="#00ffff">The thing is, Dom,</font>

412
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,320
<font color="#00ffff">I need to look at it without anyone</font>
<font color="#00ffff">knowing that I looked at it.</font>

413
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,640
<font color="#ffff00">OK.</font>

414
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,760
<font color="#ffff00">Why?</font>

415
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,720
<font color="#00ffff">Because to get stuff done</font>
<font color="#00ffff">around here,</font>

416
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,960
<font color="#00ffff">sometimes you need to work</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in the shadows.</font>

417
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, you know that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">better than anyone.</font>

418
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,680
<font color="#ffff00">Well, what's the file?</font>

419
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,600
<font color="#00ffff">Security plans</font>
<font color="#00ffff">for the Notting Hill Carnival.</font>

420
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,640
<font color="#ffff00">Is something gonna happen there?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Not if I can help it.</font>

421
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,080
WHISPERS:<font color="#ffff00">Shit.</font>

422
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:38,480
<font color="#00ffff">Listen, I've read your file.</font>

423
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,680
<font color="#00ffff">Not even the higher-ups could get</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the Brightmarsh lot.</font>

424
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:43,400
<font color="#00ffff">You know that rules aren't</font>
<font color="#00ffff">always useful,</font>

425
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,840
<font color="#00ffff">and that is useful.</font>

426
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,080
<font color="#00ffff">But...</font>

427
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:51,000
<font color="#00ffff">..if you don't wanna do this,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">then I totally get it.</font>

428
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:55,120
<font color="#00ffff">To be honest...if I were you,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I probably wouldn't do it.</font>

429
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,960
<font color="#00ffff">I mean, you could make a lovely</font>
<font color="#00ffff">little life for yourself here</font>

430
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,040
<font color="#00ffff">without rocking the boat.</font>

431
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,320
<font color="#00ffff">Ask Graham.</font>

432
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:03,960
<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

433
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,320
<font color="#ffff00">Leave it with me. I got you.</font>

434
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,240
ON TV:<font color="#00ff00">The website Board Games Geek</font>
<font color="#00ff00">maintained a list of over</font>

435
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,680
<font color="#00ff00">26,000 games,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">ranked by the site's...</font>

436
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,400
<font color="#ffff00">You, er,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">not heading off, Graham?</font>

437
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,920
Nah. I've got an hour to
kill before Skeptics In The Pub.

438
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,320
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

439
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,720
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, OK.</font>

440
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,880
<font color="#ffff00">Cheeky bevvy before the...the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">whole gang get together?</font>

441
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,880
<font color="#ffff00">Er, you have a good night.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">See you later.</font>

442
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,480
<font color="#ffff00">Er, Kay, can I use your computer</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for a second?</font>

443
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,760
<font color="#ffff00">I just need to print something.</font>

444
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,680
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, OK.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">There you go.</font>

445
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,000
<font color="#ffff00">Er, it's to do with periods.</font>

446
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,720
WHISPERS:<font color="#00ffff">Yes, yes.</font>

447
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,320
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, look, is that Debra</font>
<font color="#ffff00">over there?</font> <font color="#00ffff">No, no, no.</font>

448
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,920
PRINTER BEEPS

449
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,480
<font color="#00ffff">Ready?</font>
HIGH-PITCHED:<font color="#ffff00">Yeah!</font>

450
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,480
<font color="#00ffff">OK, let's go.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, let's go! Let's go home.</font>

451
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,960
<font color="#ffff00">Hot chocolates are on you.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">All right.</font>

452
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,280
<font color="#00ffff">Night, everyone.</font>

453
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,360
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, Kay, er, don't you wanna</font>
<font color="#ffff00">go to the loo before we get moving?</font>

454
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,120
<font color="#00ffff">A safety wee.</font>

455
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,320
<font color="#00ffff">You're a life-saver.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Could you hold this for me, please?</font>

456
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:02,120
<font color="#ffff00">I can. And stop calling it that.</font>

457
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,560
BEEP

458
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,360
<font color="#00ff00">How long have you worked here?</font>

459
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,880
<font color="#00ffff">Nothing. And yet I know,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the second that Tube door closes...</font>

460
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,680
<font color="#ffff00">All right, Kay, spare me the report.</font>

461
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,440
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, come on, then, Mr Random Check.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Let's get this over with.</font>

462
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,000
<font color="#00ff00">Actually, you're good.</font>

463
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,040
<font color="#00ff00">Kay.</font>

464
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,080
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, of course.</font>

465
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,760
<font color="#00ffff">There you go.</font>

466
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,080
<font color="#00ffff">I-I've got a flashlight in there</font>
<font color="#00ffff">if you need it.</font>

467
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,520
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, there it is.</font>

468
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,560
<font color="#ffff00">Er, Mo, er, I don't wanna be</font>
<font color="#ffff00">unprofessional but, er,</font>

469
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,000
<font color="#ffff00">do you, er, you wanna grab a drink</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with me sometime?</font>

470
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,120
<font color="#00ff00">What'd you mean?</font>

471
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,720
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, come on,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you know what I mean, hmm?</font>

472
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,920
<font color="#00ff00">I'm married.</font>

473
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:56,360
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, but, er, it's not saying no,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">though, is it?</font>

474
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,680
<font color="#00ff00">Oh. Er, no.</font>

475
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,160
<font color="#ffff00">Is it? No?</font>

476
00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:04,480
<font color="#00ff00">No, er, I-I mean, no, no, er...</font>

477
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,040
<font color="#00ff00">I'm married. Erm, sorry about that.</font>

478
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,080
<font color="#00ff00">Here you go.</font> <font color="#ffff00">Well, that's too bad.</font>

479
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,600
<font color="#ffff00">All the good ones are taken,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">right, Kay?</font>

480
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,880
<font color="#ffff00">Night!</font>

481
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,560
<font color="#00ff00">Y-Yeah, have a good evening.</font>

482
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,680
<font color="#00ffff">What was that?</font>

483
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:20,000
<font color="#ffff00">Give me your bag.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Why?</font>

484
00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,000
<font color="#ffff00">Give me your bag!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">No, I don't want to.</font>

485
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,760
<font color="#ffff00">I said...</font> <font color="#00ffff">No! What are you doing?!</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Give it to me!</font>

486
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,320
<font color="#00ffff">What are you...</font>

487
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:27,280
<font color="#00ffff">Dom!</font> <font color="#ffff00">Sorry, I don't know</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my own strength.</font>

488
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,960
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, my gosh!</font>

489
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,640
<font color="#ffff00">There.</font> <font color="#00ffff">Dom, is that</font>
<font color="#00ffff">a classified document?</font>

490
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,680
<font color="#ffff00">It's just something</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Steve needs to see.</font>

491
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,640
<font color="#00ffff">You can't take a classified...</font>

492
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,080
<font color="#ffff00">Sh! Right?</font>

493
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,280
<font color="#ffff00">Sometimes, to get things done</font>
<font color="#ffff00">around here,</font>

494
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,680
<font color="#ffff00">you have to work in the shadows.</font>

495
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,240
<font color="#00ffff">That is obviously something the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Devil would put in his LinkedIn.</font>

496
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,200
<font color="#ffff00">Nobody even noticed.</font>
Kay.

497
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,840
Tell me you finished those lyrics.

498
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,160
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, er, yeah, nearly.</font>

499
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,560
<font color="#ffff00">Mm-hm.</font>

500
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,240
Well, I told you
I need them by tomorrow.

501
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,400
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, yes, er, I'll have them</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to you by the end of tomorrow.</font>

502
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,600
So by tomorrow means by tomorrow.

503
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,040
It's before tomorrow starts.

504
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:05,040
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, yeah. It is...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

505
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,720
<font color="#00ffff">It's all... Sorry, the lingo,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">it still throws me.</font>

506
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,040
<font color="#00ffff">It still throws me.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah.</font>

507
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:10,360
<font color="#00ffff">Er, yeah, OK, but we have a...</font>

508
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,440
<font color="#ffff00">You need to stay back and work,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">so...</font> <font color="#00ffff">Yeah.</font>

509
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:17,240
<font color="#ffff00">Today's the day for me to go home.</font>

510
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,520
Just get started, I think, then.
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, yeah.</font>

511
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,520
<font color="#ffff00">Steve, works on the ninth</font>
<font color="#ffff00">floor in Technical Operations.</font>

512
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:45,640
<font color="#00ffff">Tom.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Yes, brudda!</font>

513
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,920
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. Erm, how'd you get to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the ninth floor?</font>

514
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,680
<font color="#00ff00">Erm, there is no ninth floor.</font>

515
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,480
<font color="#00ffff">Right.</font>

516
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:56,920
<font color="#00ffff">Right, but is that like,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"There is no ninth floor"? Mm?</font>

517
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,920
<font color="#00ff00">No, there just is no ninth floor.</font>

518
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,320
<font color="#00ffff">But where are</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Technical Operations based?</font>

519
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,280
We're<font color="#00ff00">Technical Operations.</font>

520
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,880
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, yeah.</font>
HE LAUGHS

521
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,960
THEY LAUGH

522
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,840
<font color="#00ff00">What have you been smoking, Kay?</font>

523
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,520
<font color="#00ffff">Er, oh...</font>
<font color="#00ff00">And can I have some?</font>

524
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,680
THEY LAUGH

525
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,440
<font color="#00ff00">Erm, well, that is actually</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a conversation</font>

526
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,000
<font color="#00ff00">I've been meaning to have.</font>

527
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:25,280
<font color="#00ff00">Who's your guy?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">And can you hook a brother up?</font>

528
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,280
<font color="#00ffff">Erm...</font>

529
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,160
<font color="#00ffff">I was... I'm just, erm...</font>

530
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,960
<font color="#00ffff">Make a phone call.</font>

531
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,920
<font color="#00ff00">You're calling him right now?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Don't call a drug dealer here.</font>

532
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,360
<font color="#00ff00">Hang up!</font>

533
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,480
<font color="#00ff00">Kay, I don't want it. I don't...</font>
<font color="#00ff00">It was a terrible idea.</font>

534
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:38,920
<font color="#00ffff">Pick up the phone, Dom, pick up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the phone, pick up the phone.</font>

535
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,880
STEVE:<font color="#00ffff">Dom!</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Hey.</font>

536
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,440
<font color="#ffff00">I'm just going for a whizz.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Usual?</font>

537
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,080
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, yeah, half, half. Thanks.</font>

538
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,600
HE GROANS

539
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,600
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, Tom, Tom, where do</font>
<font color="#00ffff">people go for after-work drinks?</font>

540
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,320
<font color="#00ff00">Well, some of the younger guys</font>
<font color="#00ff00">kind of formed this, like,</font>

541
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:02,520
<font color="#00ff00">splinter group and there's this</font>
<font color="#00ff00">really cool speakea...</font>

542
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,080
<font color="#00ffff">Where do most people go?!</font>

543
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,440
<font color="#00ff00">Er, it's the Bird In Hand.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Thank you.</font>

544
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,240
TINKLING

545
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,720
PHONE BUZZES

546
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,640
SHE SIGHS

547
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,880
<font color="#ffff00">Nah, sorry.</font>

548
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,080
<font color="#00ffff">Oh!</font>
<font color="#00ffff">No, Brenda.</font>

549
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,920
<font color="#00ffff">Brenda, let go.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Brenda, let go.</font>

550
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,280
<font color="#00ffff">Let go, Brenda!</font>

551
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,080
SHOUTING:<font color="#00ffff">Brenda! Let go!</font>

552
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,840
<font color="#00ffff">Yikes! Ah!</font>

553
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,280
LIFT BEEPS

554
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,200
<font color="#ffff00">Kay, I am mid-pee.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You're lucky I do Kegels.</font>

555
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,440
<font color="#ffff00">What is it?</font>
WHEEZING:<font color="#00ffff">There is no ninth floor.</font>

556
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,720
<font color="#ffff00">What?</font> <font color="#00ffff">You said Steve worked on the</font>
<font color="#00ffff">ninth floor.</font>

557
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,560
<font color="#00ffff">There is no ninth floor.</font>

558
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,040
<font color="#ffff00">N-No, he...he sorted my payslip.</font>

559
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,320
<font color="#00ffff">How do you know it was him?</font>

560
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,960
<font color="#ffff00">He read my classified file,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he knew about the Brightmarsh gang.</font>

561
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,800
<font color="#00ffff">Oh! Did he know,</font>

562
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,400
<font color="#00ffff">or did you maybe let it slip?</font>

563
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,960
<font color="#ffff00">I did go undercover</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with the Brightmarsh gang.</font>

564
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:57,000
<font color="#ffff00">In fact, I discovered a whole</font>
<font color="#ffff00">government conspiracy,</font>

565
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,320
<font color="#ffff00">you know what I mean?</font>

566
00:26:58,360 --> 00:27:00,000
WHISPERS:<font color="#ffff00">Oh, shit!</font>

567
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,120
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, my God.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Did you give him the file?</font>

568
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,880
<font color="#ffff00">No, I haven't given him the file.</font>

569
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,360
SHE EXHALES HEAVILY

570
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,600
<font color="#ffff00">Bastard!</font>

571
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,000
<font color="#ffff00">OK, I'm going to...I'm gonna</font>
<font color="#ffff00">go out there</font>

572
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,360
<font color="#ffff00">and I'm gonna keep him talking.</font>

573
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,880
<font color="#ffff00">You just get here as quickly</font>
<font color="#ffff00">as you can, OK?</font>

574
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,880
<font color="#00ffff">OK, I'm on my way.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">OK.</font>

575
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,920
HE HYPERVENTILATES, GIBBERS

576
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,280
SHE SCREAMS

577
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,920
Agent David Cornwell,
Internal Affairs.

578
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,320
<font color="#ffff00">I swear to God, I was not working</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with the guy.</font>

579
00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,600
<font color="#ffff00">He...he told me he was...</font>

580
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,960
Oh, believe me, we will go through
all that first thing in the morning.

581
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,840
Give me the file, Dom.

582
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,600
<font color="#ffff00">OK, I'm just gonna</font>
<font color="#ffff00">reach into the bag.</font>

583
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,280
<font color="#ffff00">Don't...get any funny ideas.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I know what you guys are like.</font>

584
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,600
<font color="#ffff00">Hold on.</font>

585
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,920
SHE CLEARS THROAT

586
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:45,120
<font color="#ffff00">All right, so, I haven't actually</font>
<font color="#ffff00">washed my hands yet,</font>

587
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,640
<font color="#ffff00">but it's fine if you just</font>
<font color="#ffff00">hold it on the other side.</font>

588
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:49,920
<font color="#ffff00">There.</font>

589
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,400
<font color="#ffff00">I-I-Is there a world in which</font>
<font color="#ffff00">we don't need to let Fisher know?</font>

590
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,240
She already knows.
<font color="#ffff00">Shit. Great. OK.</font>

591
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,960
You never take a file out.

592
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,600
<font color="#ffff00">Right. Lesson learned.</font>

593
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,400
<font color="#ffff00">H-How did you know that I was...</font>
We're MI5.

594
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,240
<font color="#ffff00">Right, yeah.</font>

595
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:12,800
<font color="#ffff00">That's reassuring I suppose.</font>

596
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,720
<font color="#ffff00">Bye!</font>

597
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,040
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fuck.</font>

598
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,600
<font color="#ffff00">Oh...</font>

599
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,600
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, God.</font>

600
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:22,120
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, my God! Kay, I'm in deep shit.</font>

601
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,640
<font color="#ffff00">There was an agent here</font>
<font color="#ffff00">from MI5 Internal Affairs.</font>

602
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,120
<font color="#ffff00">They know everything.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Fisher knows everything.</font>

603
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:28,840
<font color="#ffff00">First thing tomorrow,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my arse is on the barbecue!</font>

604
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,600
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, there he is.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">There's the agent.</font>

605
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,920
<font color="#ffff00">And there's Steve.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">He's nabbing him.</font>

606
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,360
<font color="#00ffff">Steve looks like he's going</font>
<font color="#00ffff">pretty quietly.</font>

607
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,520
<font color="#ffff00">Yeah, he's got a gun, Kay.</font>

608
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:36,040
<font color="#00ffff">OK, they just fist bumped</font>
<font color="#00ffff">each other.</font>

609
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:39,520
<font color="#ffff00">No, he... Steve is pushing him</font>
<font color="#ffff00">out of the way with his fist.</font>

610
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,120
<font color="#00ffff">He just gave Steve the document.</font>

611
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:50,760
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-ck!</font>

612
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:50,920
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-ck!</font>

613
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,800
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-ck!</font>