1 00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:09,886 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:09,927 --> 00:00:17,101 * * 3 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:26,652 - Pujara leans forward and punches it through 4 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:29,572 the covers, and he's beaten a chasing Hazelwood. 5 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:31,783 That's a glorious stroke, 6 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:34,911 and it's going all the way to the rope. 7 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,120 - I don't like it 8 00:00:36,162 --> 00:00:37,705 - All due respect, Agnes, 9 00:00:37,747 --> 00:00:40,124 you're not exactly flush with options. 10 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:45,171 - I don't like you either. - You got good company there. 11 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:48,508 You are looking at a remote seaside church 12 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:49,967 in 2022. 13 00:00:50,009 --> 00:00:52,512 I mean, they could stack the pews with gold bullion, 14 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,138 and no one would come looking. 15 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:57,016 And this isn't even the church. It's the church office. 16 00:00:57,058 --> 00:01:01,396 It's kinda like a island off the coast of an island. 17 00:01:01,437 --> 00:01:03,815 - I still don't like you. - Hey. 18 00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:11,155 Hey, did you take your hat off when you were in there? 19 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:12,365 - Yeah. - Why? 20 00:01:12,407 --> 00:01:13,616 - The church. 21 00:01:13,658 --> 00:01:15,284 - I know what the building is, man. 22 00:01:15,326 --> 00:01:16,744 I'm just asking why you took your hat off. 23 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:18,246 - You can't have your hat on in church, mate. 24 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:19,831 Very disrespectful. 25 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,959 - Mate, if this gets busted, I am moving into a two bed cell 26 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,294 at Indigo Valley Maximum Security 27 00:01:25,336 --> 00:01:27,255 with my sister. Yeah? 28 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,424 And we have some historical issues that, 29 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:32,009 well, that might prove slightly uncomfortable. 30 00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:35,596 - I'm very sorry to hear that, but, look, if this gets busted, 31 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:38,516 I get busted, and there is a much worse fate 32 00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:41,018 waiting for me than a family prison cell. 33 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,228 - So let me get this straight. 34 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,646 You don't wanna disrespect the God 35 00:01:43,688 --> 00:01:45,606 that you don't believe in, is that right? 36 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:47,608 - I didn't say I don't believe. - So you do believe in him? 37 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:49,944 - Mate, I'm not gonna get into the complexions of my beliefs. 38 00:01:49,986 --> 00:01:52,113 All right? All I'm saying is that when I get up there, 39 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:53,322 I'll be happy I did. 40 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:55,324 - What, took off your hat? - Yeah. 41 00:01:55,366 --> 00:01:57,243 - After filling his sacred house of worship 42 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,578 with illegal tobacco. 43 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:01,372 - Exactly - Five grand a week. 44 00:02:01,414 --> 00:02:03,416 - That'll be three grand a week, altar boy. 45 00:02:03,458 --> 00:02:06,627 And you'll get it at the end of the month. 46 00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:11,549 - Storage, safeguarding, and dispatch for a month 47 00:02:11,591 --> 00:02:14,719 of high personal risk with nothing upfront, huh? 48 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:22,393 - Fine, five a week. - Upfront. 49 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:26,606 Nothing like a Christian contraband deal 50 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,442 before breakfast, eh, Agnes? 51 00:02:29,484 --> 00:02:32,445 - You have a sizable pair of balls for a priest 52 00:02:32,487 --> 00:02:33,404 I'll give you that. 53 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:40,495 * * 54 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:42,789 You're not gonna tell me, are you? 55 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,583 - Tell you what? - Who you really are. 56 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:49,921 - Me? I'm the reverend 57 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:53,216 - [laughs] 58 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:56,177 [cheery vocal music] 59 00:02:56,219 --> 00:03:03,226 * * 60 00:03:03,267 --> 00:03:06,187 [soft dramatic music] 61 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:13,361 * * 62 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,073 - Catch me a fish. 63 00:03:17,115 --> 00:03:18,825 - Cummins strides in to bowl, over the wicket, 64 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:22,662 and Pujara pounces on it, pushing it out past 65 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,331 extra cover, and it will be picked up in the deep. 66 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,208 Nathan Lyon doing the honors. 67 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:30,795 Just a single to take Pujara into the 60s. 68 00:03:32,755 --> 00:03:34,841 Pat Cummins scratching his head. 69 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,634 Attack or defend, what can you do? 70 00:03:36,676 --> 00:03:38,720 - [grunts] - Is the pitch going to crack? 71 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:40,805 Where's the downpour coming from? 72 00:03:40,847 --> 00:03:42,265 Who's he going to throw the ball to? 73 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,142 Who can stop the bleeding? 74 00:03:44,183 --> 00:03:48,855 So Hazelwood approaches again, and he's slapped over cover, 75 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,816 one bounce to the rope, and this is fast becoming 76 00:03:51,858 --> 00:03:55,111 a humiliation for the visitors... 77 00:03:55,153 --> 00:04:00,116 * * 78 00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:03,035 - Here we go folks, VIP guests. 79 00:04:04,871 --> 00:04:08,666 Fair pay! Fair pay for a fair day! 80 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:12,086 Fair pay for a fair day! Can I hear it? 81 00:04:12,128 --> 00:04:14,172 Fair pay for a fair day! 82 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:18,301 Fair pay for a fair day! 83 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,635 - You've come to join us, Sarge. 84 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:21,220 I've gotta a spare chair for you. 85 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:22,346 - I'm okay. Thanks, Keith. 86 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:27,643 - Moving on to arrests? Bold move, Officer. 87 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:31,147 - Amy, it's your dad. 88 00:04:31,189 --> 00:04:38,071 * * 89 00:04:57,882 --> 00:05:00,843 - And sends it down the leg side 90 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:03,054 and Pant has a little push behind square, 91 00:05:03,096 --> 00:05:04,722 and finds a glance that will carry all the way down 92 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:06,849 to the boundary. No man out there, easy runs. 93 00:05:06,891 --> 00:05:08,226 - Thanks, Aidan. 94 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:10,436 - Yeah. Of course. 95 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,863 - Okay, well, he wanted to be cremated. 96 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:24,534 - We can talk about all of this later, Amy. 97 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:28,413 - We're in the middle of a heat wave, Piper. 98 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:29,705 Leave him there any longer, he'll turn 99 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,082 to a sausage sizzle. 100 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:35,628 Put him in the cool room at the bar for now. 101 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:38,715 - I'll talk to the new rev, 102 00:05:38,756 --> 00:05:40,425 get things moving for the funeral. 103 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:48,099 - Good morning, Daisy. - How'd you sleep? 104 00:05:48,141 --> 00:05:50,685 [donkey braying] 105 00:05:50,727 --> 00:05:52,895 - What the hell is that and why is it here? 106 00:05:52,937 --> 00:05:54,480 [donkey braying] 107 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,482 - How'd you sleep? 108 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,776 - Yeah, fine, good. Thanks for asking twice. 109 00:05:58,818 --> 00:06:00,570 - I had the weirdest dream. 110 00:06:00,611 --> 00:06:01,946 - Super excited to hear about that, 111 00:06:01,988 --> 00:06:04,532 but, look, if that is your donkey out there, 112 00:06:04,574 --> 00:06:06,325 then I feel like there's a conversation coming 113 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,077 where we're gonna have to lay down some roommate rules. 114 00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:13,708 - You were working with Agnes, and it felt so real. 115 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:16,586 I want in. - Excuse me? 116 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:18,296 - Whatever you're doing, I want in. 117 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,381 * * 118 00:06:20,423 --> 00:06:21,841 - How old are you? 119 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:23,760 - Old enough to know that I wanna get out of here. 120 00:06:23,801 --> 00:06:25,386 And 300 bucks is not enough. 121 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:28,306 - So you're blackmailing me? - No, I'm just trying to help 122 00:06:28,347 --> 00:06:30,349 - Out of the goodness of your own heart or-- 123 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:32,852 - 500 bucks a week. - Yeah. 124 00:06:32,894 --> 00:06:35,688 So you know, that is blackmail, and you can forget about it. 125 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:38,983 - There is no way you can pull off being a reverend, 126 00:06:39,025 --> 00:06:41,944 and if you can't do that, there is no Agnes deal. 127 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:43,946 You need me. 128 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:46,616 - I think that I can manage to read from an old book 129 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:48,242 for an hour a week. Thanks, kid. 130 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:54,207 Oh, hi. Please do come in. 131 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,212 - Daisy, could we have a minute? 132 00:07:04,175 --> 00:07:07,345 - Look, if this is about the livestock out there, I-- 133 00:07:07,387 --> 00:07:09,847 - Victor Petris passed away this morning, Rev. 134 00:07:09,889 --> 00:07:11,432 - Right. 135 00:07:11,474 --> 00:07:15,103 - So the Palm Sunday service today will be little somber. 136 00:07:15,144 --> 00:07:17,063 And then we need to get started. 137 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:19,148 - Get started? - Funeral preparation. 138 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:20,817 - It could be huge. 139 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,902 - It could be meaningful, Peter. 140 00:07:22,944 --> 00:07:25,738 - Of course. - No, no. 141 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,573 I mean, I--It's not like I knew the guy. 142 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,117 I can't bury him. 143 00:07:29,158 --> 00:07:30,576 - It's your church, and you will be presiding. 144 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,453 - Rev, the whole town is in mourning. 145 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,831 - Consider the opportunity here. 146 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,707 Consider the people coming through our doors. 147 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:39,752 - Consider the grieving friends and family, Peter. 148 00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:43,381 [quirky music] 149 00:07:43,423 --> 00:07:48,094 - Problem, Rev? - Um, no. 150 00:07:48,136 --> 00:07:51,222 I--can--can you just give me one second? 151 00:07:51,264 --> 00:07:58,229 * * 152 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:01,149 - All right, here's the deal, 153 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,859 you don't say anything to anyone 154 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,652 and you help me get through whatever busts in 155 00:08:04,694 --> 00:08:07,572 are apparently unlockable front door. 156 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:08,948 - Oh, I thought it was just reading 157 00:08:08,990 --> 00:08:10,950 from an old book once a week 158 00:08:10,992 --> 00:08:12,535 - And I thought I saved your ass 159 00:08:12,577 --> 00:08:14,036 from the bogans yesterday. 160 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,252 Hello? 161 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:23,755 - How much? 162 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:27,717 - Your first job is to get me out of doing a funeral, hm? 163 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:30,428 - How much? - 50 bucks a week. 164 00:08:30,470 --> 00:08:34,348 - 500. - Ah, no, 300, 165 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:35,808 and I won't charge you rent. 166 00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:39,395 - How long? - As long as it takes for me 167 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:41,272 to get paid and get the hell out of this place. 168 00:08:44,317 --> 00:08:48,279 - I mean, but you're doing that funeral. 169 00:08:48,321 --> 00:08:50,281 - There is no more bullshit hour anywhere, 170 00:08:50,323 --> 00:08:52,241 anytime than a funeral. They are lies. 171 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:54,744 Murders and tax avoiders are suddenly the Dali Lama? 172 00:08:54,786 --> 00:08:56,079 It's propaganda. 173 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,538 Look, was the dead guy even a Christian? 174 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,207 Did he want a church funeral? 175 00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:01,084 And who thought to put the clergy in all black? 176 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,835 I mean, they must have sent them all over the world. 177 00:09:02,877 --> 00:09:04,545 Some of those places had to have been hot. 178 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,715 I mean, you'd think somebody would've learned their lesson. 179 00:09:07,757 --> 00:09:10,218 - First things first, Palm Sunday service. 180 00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:13,096 Consider it the warmup you so very badly need. 181 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:15,515 - Look, what's with Palm Sunday? 182 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:18,851 I mean every Sunday has to be Palm Sunday around here, right? 183 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,353 I mean they're everywhere. 184 00:09:20,395 --> 00:09:22,647 And--and the donkey, I mean, come on, what is that? 185 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:27,193 Some sort of alternative mode of transportation for you guys? 186 00:09:27,235 --> 00:09:30,696 - Palm Sunday is where Jesus rides into town on a donkey. 187 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,281 - Right. - So I hope you are better 188 00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:34,283 at donkey riding than you are with the Bible. 189 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:36,327 - Wait, what? 190 00:09:36,369 --> 00:09:41,290 * * 191 00:09:41,332 --> 00:09:44,085 Wait a second, this is the hardware? 192 00:09:44,127 --> 00:09:46,003 - Oi. 193 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:49,090 - That actually makes a lot of sense now. 194 00:09:49,132 --> 00:09:51,968 Hey, so, like, Renee does actual hardware stuff too. 195 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:54,429 Like, she could change the locks on the manse? 196 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:55,847 - Yeah. - Oh, thank God. 197 00:09:55,888 --> 00:09:58,933 Wow, that looks delicious. Are you kidding me? 198 00:09:58,975 --> 00:10:00,643 This has been here the whole time? 199 00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:03,146 - Hey, Renee. - Oh, morning, Daisy. 200 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:04,272 This the new rev? 201 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:06,482 - Guilty. - Ah, good to meet you. 202 00:10:06,524 --> 00:10:09,318 - Nice to meet you. - Go on, grab a seat. 203 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,863 - Great. - Thank you. 204 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,742 Prayers. 205 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,118 Prayers will keep you out of trouble. 206 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,996 So if anything happens, just start a prayer, yeah? 207 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:22,999 - Someone else will do the eulogy, right? 208 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,918 - Stop, the funeral's tomorrow's problem. 209 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:27,754 And if you don't get through Palm Sunday, 210 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,423 you won't be here long enough for the funeral. 211 00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:32,759 - Okay, so go. - Our main issue is Peter. 212 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,886 - Yeah. What is up with that guy? 213 00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,055 - Peter lives in fear of the church being closed, 214 00:10:37,096 --> 00:10:39,015 and he really knows his Bible, 215 00:10:39,057 --> 00:10:42,685 so he'll know that you're a total fraud. 216 00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:44,062 Just stick to the scripts. 217 00:10:44,103 --> 00:10:45,271 I know it'll be boring as, 218 00:10:45,313 --> 00:10:47,356 but he can't argue with the book. 219 00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:50,026 - Yeah, fine, yeah, got it. Boring's fine. 220 00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:51,694 - Just--just let me handle Peter. 221 00:10:51,736 --> 00:10:54,447 Okay? I reckon I can get rid of him. 222 00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:55,907 - Yeah, fine, whatever. 223 00:10:58,951 --> 00:11:00,745 Wait, you were kidding about the donkey, right? 224 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,627 [soft dramatic music] 225 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:09,462 - [sighs] Mate. 226 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,299 Words. 227 00:11:15,093 --> 00:11:16,844 Irreplaceable. 228 00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:21,599 Hey Les, is--is this gonna affect opening hours? 229 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:23,643 Everybody's in terrible shock, 230 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,979 but people wanna know. 231 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:30,358 - Better ask Amy. It's her bar now. 232 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,111 - What are you talking about? 233 00:11:33,152 --> 00:11:35,405 - Your dad left the place to you. 234 00:11:35,446 --> 00:11:40,159 It was always the plan. I got the boat. 235 00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:45,206 - He was your boyfriend. - He was your dad. 236 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:50,628 - Funeral is tomorrow. - Amy. 237 00:11:50,670 --> 00:11:52,922 Amy, this place is his legacy. 238 00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:57,093 It's--You're not gonna sell it, are you? 239 00:11:57,135 --> 00:12:01,013 - God, Lester, shall we get him in the ground first? 240 00:12:01,055 --> 00:12:03,307 - Your dad was connected to everyone, you know? 241 00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:08,688 It's--this place can keep that alive. 242 00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:15,653 * * 243 00:12:22,744 --> 00:12:25,413 - Cheers, Vic. 244 00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:29,709 * * 245 00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:32,211 - Oh. [chuckles] 246 00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:35,548 happy Palm Sunday. Happy Palm Sunday. 247 00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:37,717 - Good on you, Peter. - Morning, Francis. 248 00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:39,635 Good morning, Francis. 249 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:43,056 [quirky music] 250 00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:44,474 Anywhere you want, gents. 251 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,392 There'll be a few more coming, I'm sure. 252 00:12:46,434 --> 00:12:48,978 - Hey, come on. Come on 253 00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:55,276 * * 254 00:12:55,318 --> 00:12:56,611 - Just one minute, Rev. 255 00:12:56,652 --> 00:13:03,618 * * 256 00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,762 - All right. Uh, good morning. 257 00:13:22,804 --> 00:13:26,724 Um, today's reading 258 00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:29,018 is gonna be 259 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,938 from page... 260 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,941 page 344. 261 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,068 It's just about halfway down. 262 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:41,656 David was the father of Solomon 263 00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:45,910 whose mother had been Uriah's wife. 264 00:13:45,952 --> 00:13:48,454 * * 265 00:13:48,496 --> 00:13:52,500 Jehoshaphat the father of Jehoram... 266 00:13:52,542 --> 00:13:55,461 * * 267 00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:58,631 Ahaz the father of Hezekiah... 268 00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:03,636 * * 269 00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:05,430 Coniah and his brothers... - Reverend! 270 00:14:05,471 --> 00:14:08,307 - At the time of the exile to Babylon. 271 00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:10,309 - Just give me one! One! 272 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:13,229 - And Mary was the mother of Jesus 273 00:14:13,271 --> 00:14:16,357 who is called the Messiah. 274 00:14:16,399 --> 00:14:18,943 Amen. 275 00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:20,236 So... 276 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,031 Let us pray. - Reverend! 277 00:14:24,073 --> 00:14:28,953 - Dear God, we pray to you for... 278 00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:32,957 - Pause the sermon! - Pizza. 279 00:14:32,999 --> 00:14:37,712 Hot, fresh food for the hungry... 280 00:14:37,754 --> 00:14:41,340 * * 281 00:14:41,382 --> 00:14:44,510 And heat for the cold. 282 00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:45,344 - Mack! 283 00:14:45,386 --> 00:14:46,512 [knocking intensely] 284 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:49,557 [grunts] 285 00:14:52,143 --> 00:14:53,561 Amen. 286 00:14:54,604 --> 00:14:55,688 - [gasps] 287 00:14:55,730 --> 00:14:58,691 [upbeat music] 288 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:05,656 * * 289 00:15:08,743 --> 00:15:12,330 - Aidan made that, didn't he? - Yep. 290 00:15:15,249 --> 00:15:17,460 - I'm fine. 291 00:15:17,502 --> 00:15:19,545 - Thought you could use a hand with the funeral. 292 00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,214 - No. 293 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:22,465 - There's a lot of admin when someone dies. 294 00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:25,968 - Thank you for your concern, Officer. 295 00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:29,222 - I'm happy to make a call or-- - I said I'm fine. 296 00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:31,015 - Grief is-- - Yes, Piper. 297 00:15:31,057 --> 00:15:32,558 Please tell me what grief is. 298 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,019 I'd love to hear a police perspective on it. 299 00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:36,813 - I know you and your dad were close. 300 00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:39,315 - Was that before or after he walked out on me and mom 301 00:15:39,357 --> 00:15:41,734 and then shacked up with someone else straight away? 302 00:15:41,776 --> 00:15:44,487 Because that just makes life in a small town so easy. 303 00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:47,573 - I do remember, mate. - Do you? 304 00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:49,325 Because all I remember is you leaving 305 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:50,618 about three minutes later. 306 00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,081 Go on. You've comforted the bereaved. 307 00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:56,499 You've done your job. 308 00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:59,293 You can go and put that in your police report now. 309 00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,421 - You know that's not why I'm here. 310 00:16:01,462 --> 00:16:04,257 - Honestly, Piper, I have no idea why you're here. 311 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:07,260 [soft dramatic music] 312 00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:09,512 * * 313 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:11,389 - How short can a funeral be? 314 00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:13,474 Yeah, just--just give me a ballpark here. 315 00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:15,810 - You know, I'm not actually a reverend myself. 316 00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:18,354 - Yeah. You signed up for this, kid. 317 00:16:18,396 --> 00:16:20,314 - Victor was popular. 318 00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:21,816 You're gonna have to get it together 319 00:16:21,858 --> 00:16:23,818 or questions will be asked. 320 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:27,697 - Is that coffee? - Hey, Harry. 321 00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:29,490 - Hey, Daisy. We got a problem. 322 00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:31,617 The power's off again, Rev. 323 00:16:31,659 --> 00:16:33,453 - Yeah, it sounds like you need an electrician 324 00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,621 more than you need a-- well, me. 325 00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:37,665 - The fridge is off at the bar. 326 00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:41,502 - Okay, so warm beer. British tourists will be happy. 327 00:16:41,544 --> 00:16:43,713 - Vic's in the fridge. He's gonna start to smell. 328 00:16:43,755 --> 00:16:47,091 - Uh, yeah, well, so why are you telling me, man? 329 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:50,219 - Who should I be telling? - I don't know, the undertaker? 330 00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:51,971 - Yeah, that's, um, you. 331 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:55,475 Plus, you know, you did knock over the power pole. 332 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:56,851 - Didn't somebody fix that? 333 00:16:56,893 --> 00:16:58,144 - Ron's been trying to put it up, 334 00:16:58,186 --> 00:16:59,687 but it keeps falling over. 335 00:17:03,191 --> 00:17:06,360 - Hey. Hey, what's up? 336 00:17:08,029 --> 00:17:09,614 Cam, what's up? 337 00:17:15,495 --> 00:17:17,330 - Hi, Sheriff. - Is it life or death? 338 00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:20,291 - Uh, it's--it's kind of both. 339 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,877 Um, I need the hearse. 340 00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:24,128 - We've had that discussion, Reverend. 341 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:25,421 - No, I get it. 342 00:17:25,463 --> 00:17:27,090 You've got a job to do, but so do I. 343 00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:30,301 And apparently today, it's escorting a corpse 344 00:17:30,343 --> 00:17:31,594 to the crematorium. 345 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:34,138 - Get someone else to do it. - Okay, yeah. 346 00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,140 Fine. Can you do it? 347 00:17:36,182 --> 00:17:37,892 Or you know what? I'll ask Lester. 348 00:17:37,934 --> 00:17:40,520 Apparently, he's been drinking since, like, 9:00 a.m,. 349 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,355 but he knows the roads pretty well, right? 350 00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:45,525 And--oh, you know what? I got it. 351 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,693 I'll just tie him to the back of Cameron's bike, 352 00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:49,821 and we'll drag him. - [chuckles] 353 00:17:51,531 --> 00:17:54,909 So, officer, instructor, excuse me. 354 00:17:54,951 --> 00:17:56,869 How am I doing? 355 00:17:56,911 --> 00:18:00,039 - Two hands for beginners. Ten and two. 356 00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:03,376 [upbeat music] 357 00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:06,462 - [grunts] 358 00:18:06,504 --> 00:18:10,133 - You okay? - Yep. I'm great. 359 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:13,511 So, tell me, um, 360 00:18:13,553 --> 00:18:16,639 Victor was kind of a big deal around here, huh? 361 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:18,808 - Really big. No part of this town 362 00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,810 Vic didn't have something to do with. 363 00:18:20,852 --> 00:18:23,646 But quietly, you know? He just got things done. 364 00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:28,818 - So, like, in terms of the--the service, 365 00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:31,571 it's, like, a-- a lot of interest? 366 00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:34,991 - Oh, yeah. Pretty much a state funeral. 367 00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:38,077 - Great. 368 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,246 Is there, like, a law against 369 00:18:40,288 --> 00:18:43,916 working AC in cars around here? 370 00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:46,294 - No, but there is a law against speeding 371 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:50,506 in a designated school zone. When you get to your next turn, 372 00:18:50,548 --> 00:18:53,593 slow down and indicate and take it. 373 00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:56,804 - Indicate what? - Use your blinker. 374 00:18:56,846 --> 00:19:02,018 - Oh, right. Yes, looking both ways. 375 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,020 - Just pull over. 376 00:19:07,398 --> 00:19:10,026 - Wait, what are you doing? 377 00:19:10,068 --> 00:19:11,819 - Your miles to kilometers conversion 378 00:19:11,861 --> 00:19:15,114 needs some serious practice. 379 00:19:15,156 --> 00:19:17,533 - Little fast, huh? 380 00:19:17,575 --> 00:19:21,204 Maybe I just need a couple more lessons. 381 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:24,665 * * 382 00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:27,710 - Or I could put probation plates on the hearse. 383 00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:29,879 You can drive it like a teenager. 384 00:19:29,921 --> 00:19:32,715 * * 385 00:19:32,757 --> 00:19:33,966 I'll take it from here, Rev. 386 00:19:35,676 --> 00:19:38,221 - What? Really? 387 00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:39,889 - Really. 388 00:19:43,059 --> 00:19:44,519 Out you get, junior. 389 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:50,566 * * 390 00:19:50,608 --> 00:19:52,235 - Can I see 20,000 to start me off? 391 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,528 - Yes. 392 00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:55,363 - 20,000 at the front. Can I see 22? 393 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,739 22, the far left. 394 00:19:56,781 --> 00:20:00,076 Can I see $25,000. [phone ringing] 395 00:20:00,118 --> 00:20:01,202 25 in the back. 396 00:20:01,244 --> 00:20:04,455 Can I see 30,000? 32,000. 32 over here. 397 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:09,377 - Rev Mack, how are you? How are the people? 398 00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:10,753 How's the weather? What's happening? 399 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,464 Tell me everything. - How do I blow off a funeral? 400 00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:16,384 - Oh, boy. A funeral already. 401 00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:18,469 That's a-- that's a double ouchie. 402 00:20:18,511 --> 00:20:20,263 - Yeah. Is there any way out of it? 403 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,514 - Well, did they ask you already? 404 00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:23,099 - Yeah. 405 00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:24,559 - Yeah, that ship has bolted, my friend. 406 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,935 I mean, it's a small town. 407 00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:28,271 You don't show, questions will be asked. 408 00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,981 It'd be just plain weird. - All right. 409 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,983 Well then, Mackenzie, I'm gonna need you to run me through it. 410 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:34,610 - Oh, that's a big ask over the phone. 411 00:20:34,652 --> 00:20:36,529 - Or I can screw it up, 412 00:20:36,571 --> 00:20:38,114 and they'll kick me out of Clump, 413 00:20:38,156 --> 00:20:40,700 and we both get hunted down and executed. 414 00:20:40,742 --> 00:20:42,744 - Actually, they're not that hard. 415 00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:45,830 I mean, it sounds like you're grieving, right? 325? 416 00:20:45,872 --> 00:20:48,499 - I cannot believe they put you in charge of a congregation. 417 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:49,792 - Okay, listen to me, 418 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,919 slip a little Baileys into your coffee, 419 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:53,755 and you will sail right through the wake. 420 00:20:53,796 --> 00:20:55,423 - 38,000 going once. 421 00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:58,676 - Hey, listen with art older is better, am I right? 422 00:20:58,718 --> 00:21:00,094 - Where are you? 423 00:21:00,136 --> 00:21:01,262 - And what's, like, a good amount of art to buy? 424 00:21:01,304 --> 00:21:03,222 Because some of this stuff... [chuckles] 425 00:21:03,264 --> 00:21:04,849 I'm gonna tell you, it feels like it's overpriced, 426 00:21:04,891 --> 00:21:06,726 and, honestly, I don't even think it's that accurate. 427 00:21:06,768 --> 00:21:08,311 - I have no idea what you are talking about, 428 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,646 but if I am bankrolling some pathetic attempt 429 00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:14,650 to win back your wife, I swear I am gonna make you regret it. 430 00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:15,902 - You know what? I'm gonna go with older. 431 00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:17,612 Yes, it feels, you know, classier, 432 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:19,155 more sophisticated. Thank you, Paulo. 433 00:21:19,197 --> 00:21:21,657 - Mackenzie, I promise you-- - Paddle up over here. 434 00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:23,284 55 Gs. Shut it down. 435 00:21:28,498 --> 00:21:35,546 * * 436 00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:39,509 - Uh, hey, Cam. - Oh, hey, Rev. 437 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,053 - You getting into grave robbing? 438 00:21:43,012 --> 00:21:46,682 - Funeral. My dog. 439 00:21:48,726 --> 00:21:53,398 - Right. Yes, in the graveyard 440 00:21:53,439 --> 00:21:56,025 - Thought we give everyone a chance to say goodbye. 441 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:58,069 - I put 2:00 p.m. on the signs, 442 00:21:58,111 --> 00:22:03,074 so people should be here. They all knew Guinness. 443 00:22:03,116 --> 00:22:07,995 - I mean, grief really affects people in different ways. 444 00:22:08,037 --> 00:22:10,331 - Anyway, he deserves a proper sendoff, Rev. 445 00:22:10,373 --> 00:22:12,125 I'm gonna put him between Reverend Sukmar 446 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:15,878 and Reverend White. Yeah, they both loved Guinness. 447 00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:19,507 I just-- 448 00:22:19,549 --> 00:22:22,301 [shovel thuds] 449 00:22:22,343 --> 00:22:24,262 I think that's Reverend Sukmar actually. 450 00:22:26,556 --> 00:22:27,932 Sorry. 451 00:22:30,935 --> 00:22:34,063 [soft dramatic music] 452 00:22:34,105 --> 00:22:41,028 * * 453 00:22:49,036 --> 00:22:51,247 Used to wait for me when I got home from school. 454 00:22:55,293 --> 00:22:57,336 He slept beside me. 455 00:22:57,378 --> 00:23:00,298 This one time, I went away on camp for a weekend 456 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:03,301 and when I came back, he nearly lost his mind. 457 00:23:03,342 --> 00:23:07,597 It was like he was just-- he was just sitting there 458 00:23:07,638 --> 00:23:09,265 waiting for me to come back. 459 00:23:09,307 --> 00:23:12,143 Still loving me even when he wasn't looking at me. 460 00:23:16,898 --> 00:23:18,858 Hey, Rev, maybe--maybe you could say a few words. 461 00:23:22,904 --> 00:23:25,656 - Yes, yes, of course. Of course. 462 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,707 God... 463 00:23:34,749 --> 00:23:37,335 we deliver into your care Guinness... 464 00:23:37,377 --> 00:23:41,506 * * 465 00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:43,091 Who never stopped loving Cameron... 466 00:23:45,176 --> 00:23:49,847 - Even when I was on camp. - Even when he was on camp. 467 00:23:49,889 --> 00:23:57,021 * * 468 00:24:09,909 --> 00:24:12,870 - [sighs] 469 00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:17,208 So a couple of hymns, a reading or two, 470 00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:20,086 I'll say some nice things about the guy, 471 00:24:20,128 --> 00:24:22,922 short, simple, done. Boom. 472 00:24:22,964 --> 00:24:25,216 - Yeah. You got it. 473 00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:28,636 - What is up with that thing? 474 00:24:28,678 --> 00:24:30,012 I mean, Chicago is below freezing 475 00:24:30,054 --> 00:24:31,597 for most of the winter. 476 00:24:31,639 --> 00:24:35,435 You hardly ever see anybody using one of those anymore. 477 00:24:35,476 --> 00:24:38,688 - You need to make it Victor's. - What? 478 00:24:38,730 --> 00:24:40,481 - To land the funeral. 479 00:24:40,523 --> 00:24:43,317 Keep, you know, the readings and the hymns. 480 00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:47,613 That's all fine, but you need to make it Victor's funeral. 481 00:24:47,655 --> 00:24:48,990 Specifically his. 482 00:24:49,031 --> 00:24:51,784 - I didn't know the guy. - Yeah. 483 00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:56,539 Well, when my mom died, 484 00:24:56,581 --> 00:24:59,542 we lit sparkles on the beach at night, 485 00:24:59,584 --> 00:25:03,087 and she loved beach fires, 486 00:25:03,129 --> 00:25:06,257 so we made one that the whole town held high. 487 00:25:07,842 --> 00:25:10,970 That's all I remember 488 00:25:11,012 --> 00:25:13,806 and really all that mattered. 489 00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:16,809 [soft dramatic music] 490 00:25:16,851 --> 00:25:20,021 * * 491 00:25:20,063 --> 00:25:21,773 - Sorry, I didn't know that your mom was dead. 492 00:25:21,814 --> 00:25:24,192 - You never asked. 493 00:25:28,654 --> 00:25:30,531 - What about your dad? 494 00:25:33,701 --> 00:25:35,369 - Night, Rev. 495 00:25:37,413 --> 00:25:38,873 - Night, kid. 496 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:43,336 - And so it comes to pass that Marshall Kegan 497 00:25:43,378 --> 00:25:46,172 is entrusted into your greater care, oh, Lord. 498 00:25:46,214 --> 00:25:49,342 All the tender care and steadfast joy 499 00:25:49,384 --> 00:25:53,262 that he gave to those he loved throughout his own life. 500 00:25:53,304 --> 00:25:56,474 It's important to remember, young man, that we carry those 501 00:25:56,516 --> 00:26:00,436 who pass in our hearts forever. Your dad was a good man. 502 00:26:00,478 --> 00:26:04,941 We'll remember him that way, always. 503 00:26:04,982 --> 00:26:12,073 * * 504 00:26:19,664 --> 00:26:21,416 - Oh, my God! My-- 505 00:26:21,457 --> 00:26:22,750 [sighs] 506 00:26:22,792 --> 00:26:26,212 Don't--don't you people have houses of your own? 507 00:26:26,254 --> 00:26:31,134 - Just dropping off his ashes. - How did you get in? 508 00:26:31,175 --> 00:26:32,385 - With a key. 509 00:26:32,427 --> 00:26:34,804 - I changed the locks, like, yesterday. 510 00:26:34,846 --> 00:26:37,515 - Yeah, all good. Renee gave us all the new ones. 511 00:26:37,557 --> 00:26:40,476 [quirky music] 512 00:26:40,518 --> 00:26:41,644 * * 513 00:26:41,686 --> 00:26:42,979 - Wait, Amy. 514 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:46,899 Amy--Amy can you tell me about your dad? 515 00:26:46,941 --> 00:26:49,736 - Okay, sure. 516 00:26:49,777 --> 00:26:53,489 He woke up one morning, realized he was gay, 517 00:26:53,531 --> 00:26:56,868 and then ditched my mom to run off with a fat barman. 518 00:26:56,909 --> 00:26:58,035 * * 519 00:26:58,077 --> 00:26:59,537 That work? 520 00:26:59,579 --> 00:27:01,122 - I don't know that I'm gonna start there. 521 00:27:01,164 --> 00:27:03,416 - Let's just focus on scattering the ashes. 522 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:05,209 He wanted to be in the water. 523 00:27:05,251 --> 00:27:08,713 - How about you just write down some bullet points 524 00:27:08,755 --> 00:27:10,590 and you leave them in the kitchen, please? 525 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:13,384 - People liked him. - Anything else? 526 00:27:13,426 --> 00:27:18,264 - He liked fishing and cricket. 527 00:27:18,306 --> 00:27:20,433 - Oh, good, well, it's gonna be short at least. 528 00:27:20,475 --> 00:27:23,311 - I'm sorry. I haven't prepared an essay, 529 00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:26,439 but maybe when your dad dies, you'll understand. 530 00:27:26,481 --> 00:27:29,192 - Well, I was 12 and a little more preoccupied 531 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:31,235 with baseball cards, but I get your point. 532 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:36,741 Amy, your dad wasn't perfect. I get it. 533 00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:39,619 [soft dramatic music] 534 00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:43,539 But believe me, there are truly bad fathers out there, 535 00:27:43,581 --> 00:27:46,042 and if he wasn't one of 'em, then you should do it right. 536 00:27:46,084 --> 00:27:50,671 * * 537 00:27:50,713 --> 00:27:53,174 You wanna leave those in the kitchen? 538 00:27:53,216 --> 00:27:56,636 I'll find somewhere safe in the church to keep 'em. 539 00:27:56,677 --> 00:27:58,179 - Yeah. 540 00:27:58,221 --> 00:28:05,353 * * 541 00:28:23,413 --> 00:28:26,207 - [screams] [donkey braying] 542 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,586 Oh, no. 543 00:28:36,134 --> 00:28:39,929 - Well, now we're screwed. 544 00:28:39,971 --> 00:28:41,305 - Yeah, no kidding. 545 00:28:41,347 --> 00:28:43,015 I'm about to give my first funeral 546 00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:44,726 in front of an entire grieving town, 547 00:28:44,767 --> 00:28:46,853 and I've just spilled the ashes of the deceased 548 00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:49,355 on some wooden steps because of a donkey. 549 00:28:49,397 --> 00:28:50,815 and I have nothing to say about the guy, 550 00:28:50,857 --> 00:28:52,734 except for the fact that his name was Victor 551 00:28:52,775 --> 00:28:54,193 and he liked cricket. 552 00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:56,195 So please tell me that you got something to add to that. 553 00:28:57,822 --> 00:28:59,699 - He was Lithuanian. - That is good. 554 00:28:59,741 --> 00:29:01,701 I can use that. Please more, more. 555 00:29:01,743 --> 00:29:04,328 - He--he supported the Indian team. 556 00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:05,788 - Good, yeah. 557 00:29:05,830 --> 00:29:08,332 Good, still cricket, just even more specific. 558 00:29:12,253 --> 00:29:13,588 Hey, why India? 559 00:29:17,759 --> 00:29:19,093 What do you think? 560 00:29:19,135 --> 00:29:20,845 We could--uh, we can burn some of the palm branches? 561 00:29:20,887 --> 00:29:25,308 - No, no, human ashes are very different. 562 00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:28,561 We're animals. We have bones. 563 00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:32,356 - Animals have bones, huh? 564 00:29:32,398 --> 00:29:34,984 - You did go to school right, Rev? 565 00:29:35,026 --> 00:29:37,320 * * 566 00:29:37,361 --> 00:29:40,740 - I got an idea. Come on. 567 00:29:40,782 --> 00:29:43,284 [upbeat music] 568 00:29:43,326 --> 00:29:45,995 I don't know, kiwi, ham, and broccoli. 569 00:29:46,037 --> 00:29:47,205 - Ugh. 570 00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:48,831 - Got a little salty, little sweet. 571 00:29:48,873 --> 00:29:49,874 - No way. 572 00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:53,252 [knocks] 573 00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:55,004 Hello? 574 00:29:55,046 --> 00:30:00,510 * * 575 00:30:00,551 --> 00:30:01,844 - Yeah. Okay. 576 00:30:01,886 --> 00:30:06,265 * * 577 00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:07,517 - Hey. 578 00:30:07,558 --> 00:30:10,144 - Hey. Hey, Rev. 579 00:30:10,186 --> 00:30:11,771 - Hey, buddy. 580 00:30:11,813 --> 00:30:14,315 So, listen, Daisy and I were thinking 581 00:30:14,357 --> 00:30:16,734 that maybe you would like to give Guinness 582 00:30:16,776 --> 00:30:19,153 a proper sendoff. What do you think? 583 00:30:19,195 --> 00:30:22,740 - You think you can get a couple people to come along? 584 00:30:22,782 --> 00:30:24,242 - Cam, I think I can get the whole town there. 585 00:30:24,283 --> 00:30:25,785 How's that? 586 00:30:25,827 --> 00:30:29,330 - Yeah, that'd be really great. - Also, I'm just curious. 587 00:30:29,372 --> 00:30:30,998 Do you know anything about cricket? 588 00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:32,625 - Like crickets? Yeah. 589 00:30:32,667 --> 00:30:35,128 Yeah, they're orthopteran insects 590 00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:38,214 with six legs or maybe eight. 591 00:30:38,256 --> 00:30:39,799 - Never mind. - Oh. 592 00:30:39,841 --> 00:30:41,384 * * 593 00:30:41,426 --> 00:30:44,303 - Hello. [knocks] 594 00:30:44,345 --> 00:30:45,930 Anybody home? 595 00:30:47,807 --> 00:30:51,728 Ah, hi. You must be Tropical Tess. 596 00:30:51,769 --> 00:30:53,980 - Yeah. - You still doing pizzas? 597 00:30:54,021 --> 00:30:56,315 - No. - Ah, it didn't catch on, huh? 598 00:30:56,357 --> 00:30:57,734 - No. 599 00:30:57,775 --> 00:30:59,068 - Ah, I mean, you were probably just 600 00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:00,570 ahead of your time with 601 00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:05,074 the lychee cheese beetroot explosion. 602 00:31:05,116 --> 00:31:08,327 - Cream of the cheese offsets the sweetness of the lychee. 603 00:31:08,369 --> 00:31:10,037 - And then-- then you got the beetroot. 604 00:31:10,079 --> 00:31:11,706 - Exactly. 605 00:31:11,748 --> 00:31:13,583 - Does your oven still work? 606 00:31:13,624 --> 00:31:16,377 - Yeah. - You just got the one or? 607 00:31:16,419 --> 00:31:18,379 - Six ovens. 608 00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:20,173 - Okay. Tess, I'm gonna level with you. 609 00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:22,383 This is gonna be an unusual request. 610 00:31:23,468 --> 00:31:25,344 - My condolences. 611 00:31:25,386 --> 00:31:27,263 Vic would've been thrilled to see you here. 612 00:31:27,305 --> 00:31:29,265 Don't forget we're back open Sundays. 613 00:31:29,307 --> 00:31:30,975 Open Sunday mornings again. 614 00:31:31,017 --> 00:31:33,936 Expect to see you both here and you two. 615 00:31:33,978 --> 00:31:37,482 10:00 a.m. Sundays. We don't just do funerals. 616 00:31:52,413 --> 00:31:55,541 - [sighs] Oh, jeez. 617 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:59,962 * * 618 00:32:00,004 --> 00:32:01,297 - Hey. 619 00:32:01,339 --> 00:32:03,257 - Uh, look, if you're gonna arrest me 620 00:32:03,299 --> 00:32:04,884 for some sort of traffic violation, 621 00:32:04,926 --> 00:32:09,555 can it wait, like, an hour? I've got a--a thing for Victor. 622 00:32:09,597 --> 00:32:11,849 - I got you a temporary driving permit. 623 00:32:11,891 --> 00:32:13,267 - Really? 624 00:32:13,309 --> 00:32:15,603 - Slow down, stay left, and watch out for wildlife. 625 00:32:15,645 --> 00:32:18,648 - Yeah, can do. Um, thanks. 626 00:32:18,689 --> 00:32:21,692 - So where are the ashes? - Huh? 627 00:32:21,734 --> 00:32:23,861 - The ashes, they can't find them in the church. 628 00:32:25,530 --> 00:32:27,073 - I mean, right. 629 00:32:27,115 --> 00:32:30,410 They--they--they wouldn't. I mean, they're on the way. 630 00:32:30,451 --> 00:32:32,829 - From where, Chicago? 631 00:32:32,870 --> 00:32:37,458 - No, I--It's-- it's kind of a thing. 632 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:41,546 Traditionally, the ashes are the last to arrive. 633 00:32:41,587 --> 00:32:43,506 It's the entrance of the deceased. 634 00:32:44,716 --> 00:32:46,384 - So you're all set? 635 00:32:49,178 --> 00:32:51,848 - No. Mm-mm. 636 00:32:54,016 --> 00:32:57,687 I am about to send a guy off to heaven, 637 00:32:57,729 --> 00:33:02,024 and I got more questions than answers about him. 638 00:33:02,066 --> 00:33:03,526 - Like what? 639 00:33:03,568 --> 00:33:05,695 - Well, I know that he's a-- 640 00:33:05,737 --> 00:33:10,616 was--he was a Eastern European immigrant 641 00:33:10,658 --> 00:33:13,035 who lived in Australia, 642 00:33:13,077 --> 00:33:15,163 but everybody keeps talking about how he rooted 643 00:33:15,204 --> 00:33:19,500 for the Indian cricket team. - [chuckles] 644 00:33:19,542 --> 00:33:21,878 - Care to shed any light on that? 645 00:33:23,296 --> 00:33:24,922 - Yeah, yeah, I can. 646 00:33:30,803 --> 00:33:32,722 - Come on, man. 647 00:33:37,769 --> 00:33:41,022 - Hey, Rev, everyone's waiting. It's gotta start. 648 00:33:43,399 --> 00:33:46,194 - Yeah, okay. 649 00:33:49,197 --> 00:33:52,116 Come on, Cam. 650 00:33:52,158 --> 00:33:55,078 [discordant organ music] 651 00:33:55,119 --> 00:34:02,043 * * 652 00:34:06,547 --> 00:34:08,257 - Oh, thank God. 653 00:34:26,734 --> 00:34:28,611 - Grab a seat folks. 654 00:34:38,121 --> 00:34:41,207 And so it has come to pass that Victor Petris 655 00:34:41,249 --> 00:34:45,044 is entrusted into your greater care, oh, Lord, 656 00:34:45,086 --> 00:34:47,755 that which we cannot imagine here on Earth. 657 00:34:50,425 --> 00:34:52,093 Victor was... 658 00:35:01,018 --> 00:35:02,103 Sorry. 659 00:35:08,776 --> 00:35:10,862 Does this seem weird to anybody else? 660 00:35:13,823 --> 00:35:14,991 [upbeat music] 661 00:35:15,032 --> 00:35:17,702 I mean the--the-- this outfit, 662 00:35:17,744 --> 00:35:20,246 the book, the--the building, it--I mean, 663 00:35:20,288 --> 00:35:24,917 we're here to celebrate a guy that hadn't set foot 664 00:35:24,959 --> 00:35:28,755 in this place in, I don't know, was it years? 665 00:35:28,796 --> 00:35:31,966 * * 666 00:35:32,008 --> 00:35:33,134 All right, everybody, on your feet. 667 00:35:33,176 --> 00:35:35,595 * * 668 00:35:35,636 --> 00:35:37,805 Yeah, up. Let's go. 669 00:35:37,847 --> 00:35:42,560 * * 670 00:35:42,602 --> 00:35:44,103 Follow me. 671 00:35:44,145 --> 00:35:47,106 - * Coming up on only * 672 00:35:47,148 --> 00:35:50,943 * To hold you under * 673 00:35:50,985 --> 00:35:53,071 - Now, come on everybody. This way. 674 00:35:53,112 --> 00:35:54,363 [Band of Horses' "The Funeral"] 675 00:35:54,405 --> 00:35:56,949 - * And coming up only * 676 00:35:56,991 --> 00:36:00,703 - You think Vic will mind, Rev? - Not at all pal. 677 00:36:00,745 --> 00:36:05,083 * * 678 00:36:05,124 --> 00:36:08,961 - * And to know you is hard * 679 00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:11,297 * We wonder * 680 00:36:11,339 --> 00:36:14,675 * * 681 00:36:14,717 --> 00:36:19,639 * Ooh, ooh * 682 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:26,145 * * 683 00:36:26,187 --> 00:36:30,942 - I didn't know, Victor. I know that he didn't say much. 684 00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:32,860 He was a bit too busy 685 00:36:32,902 --> 00:36:37,115 being thoroughly absorbed in fishing and cricket, 686 00:36:37,156 --> 00:36:40,451 the two slowest and most uneventful sports 687 00:36:40,493 --> 00:36:43,496 in the history of the world. 688 00:36:43,538 --> 00:36:44,705 I mean, at least with fishing, 689 00:36:44,747 --> 00:36:46,165 you get something to eat, right? 690 00:36:46,207 --> 00:36:47,917 Cricket, I am reliably informed, 691 00:36:47,959 --> 00:36:49,711 features five-day games 692 00:36:49,752 --> 00:36:51,379 that routinely don't even have a winner. 693 00:36:55,007 --> 00:36:58,010 Victor rooted for the Indian cricket team. 694 00:36:58,052 --> 00:37:00,388 A group of people competing in a sport 695 00:37:00,430 --> 00:37:03,015 that he had never played for a country 696 00:37:03,057 --> 00:37:04,726 that he had never even been near. 697 00:37:06,936 --> 00:37:08,730 But Victor rooted for India because he knew 698 00:37:08,771 --> 00:37:11,274 that when Australia won, 699 00:37:11,315 --> 00:37:14,902 a few million people were happy for an afternoon at a barbecue. 700 00:37:16,362 --> 00:37:20,908 But when India won, man, a billion people 701 00:37:20,950 --> 00:37:22,827 would party in the streets for a week. 702 00:37:22,869 --> 00:37:26,456 When India won global happiness just shot through the roof. 703 00:37:27,957 --> 00:37:30,418 He never been to India. He'd never met her people. 704 00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:33,046 But somehow from--from across oceans, 705 00:37:33,087 --> 00:37:35,965 he felt the power of their collective joy. 706 00:37:45,767 --> 00:37:47,977 Now I am not gonna stand here 707 00:37:48,019 --> 00:37:49,479 and pretend that I am into cricket 708 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,899 or that I'm really into fishing for that matter. 709 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,859 [people cheering] 710 00:37:54,901 --> 00:37:57,904 But Victor loved all of you, 711 00:37:57,945 --> 00:38:00,823 even when you weren't looking. 712 00:38:00,865 --> 00:38:02,575 * * 713 00:38:02,617 --> 00:38:04,619 And I can get into that. 714 00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:06,204 * * 715 00:38:06,245 --> 00:38:08,748 - * I'm coming up only * 716 00:38:08,790 --> 00:38:12,251 * To show you're down for * 717 00:38:12,293 --> 00:38:15,338 * * 718 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:19,425 * And coming up only to show * 719 00:38:19,467 --> 00:38:21,469 - Nice touch. 720 00:38:21,511 --> 00:38:24,931 * * 721 00:38:24,972 --> 00:38:28,101 - * To the outside * 722 00:38:28,142 --> 00:38:31,437 * The dead leaves lay on the lawn * 723 00:38:31,479 --> 00:38:35,191 * * 724 00:38:35,233 --> 00:38:38,486 * For they don't have trees * 725 00:38:38,528 --> 00:38:42,740 - [whispers] You get to be a fish. 726 00:38:42,782 --> 00:38:44,117 * * 727 00:38:44,158 --> 00:38:48,329 - * Ooh * 728 00:38:48,371 --> 00:38:54,043 * * 729 00:38:54,085 --> 00:38:55,962 * At every occasion * 730 00:38:56,003 --> 00:38:59,924 * I'll be ready for the funeral * 731 00:38:59,966 --> 00:39:01,968 * * 732 00:39:02,009 --> 00:39:06,472 - You must be hungry. - Thank you. 733 00:39:06,514 --> 00:39:07,682 He would've loved that. 734 00:39:07,724 --> 00:39:11,853 * * 735 00:39:11,894 --> 00:39:13,438 I'll be right back. 736 00:39:13,479 --> 00:39:17,150 * * 737 00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:19,318 - * At every occasion * 738 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,364 * I'll be ready for the funeral * 739 00:39:23,406 --> 00:39:28,161 * * 740 00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:30,747 * At every occasion * 741 00:39:30,788 --> 00:39:35,043 * One billion day funeral * 742 00:39:35,084 --> 00:39:42,216 * * 743 00:39:43,259 --> 00:39:46,846 - Oi, you lot, who wants a drink? 744 00:39:46,888 --> 00:39:49,432 [all cheer] 745 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:50,850 - This one is on Victor. 746 00:39:50,892 --> 00:39:52,560 [all cheer] 747 00:39:52,602 --> 00:39:53,811 - That was beautiful. 748 00:39:53,853 --> 00:40:00,985 * * 749 00:40:16,626 --> 00:40:17,627 - See you, Guinness. 750 00:40:30,473 --> 00:40:33,935 - What's up with the bathroom being locked again? 751 00:40:33,976 --> 00:40:35,895 - Because there's someone in there. 752 00:40:35,937 --> 00:40:37,688 - Who? 753 00:40:37,730 --> 00:40:42,652 - At least is getting them to church, kind of. 754 00:40:42,693 --> 00:40:47,115 - Yeah. - I've got something for you. 755 00:40:48,366 --> 00:40:50,993 - Really hope it's not whatever is on this toast. 756 00:40:56,958 --> 00:40:58,793 - At least look at the pictures. 757 00:40:58,835 --> 00:41:00,753 [quirky music] 758 00:41:00,795 --> 00:41:02,672 - Thanks. 759 00:41:02,714 --> 00:41:05,675 - I'm only in this for the cash, bozo. 760 00:41:05,717 --> 00:41:08,136 * * 761 00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:10,012 I'm gonna turn in early. 762 00:41:14,976 --> 00:41:17,103 - Night, kid. 763 00:41:17,145 --> 00:41:21,691 - Night Rev. You did all right today. 764 00:41:21,733 --> 00:41:24,652 [soft dramatic music] 765 00:41:24,694 --> 00:41:31,659 * * 766 00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:39,709 - I guess it's gonna be a while until we talk then, eh, Dad? 767 00:41:42,628 --> 00:41:45,006 Maybe I can tell you some stuff anyway. 768 00:41:47,759 --> 00:41:54,682 * * 769 00:42:09,947 --> 00:42:12,033 - He's in Australia. 770 00:42:14,410 --> 00:42:17,705 - What are you waiting for? - Yeah. 771 00:42:17,747 --> 00:42:20,708 [dramatic music] 772 00:42:20,750 --> 00:42:23,294 * *