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<i>♪ He wakes up in the morning</i>

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<i>♪ Does his teeth, bite to eat
and he's rolling</i>

3
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<i>♪ Never changes a thing</i>

4
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<i>♪ The week ends
The week begins</i>

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<i>♪ She thinks
we look at each other ♪</i>

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Hi!

7
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Uh, you guys must be
new to town, right?

8
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New to town,
but not new to the country.

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We just moved from California.
We speak English.

10
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Oh, that's wonderful!
So do we!

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- Um... Um...

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We're just curious.

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Um... are you Chinese?

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- Yes.
- Oh, great.

15
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Uh, we just wondered
if you would mind

16
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if your daughter played
with our daughter?

17
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Why our daughter?

18
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Oh! Oh, no, we just thought
Audrey might like to meet her.

19
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Yeah.
- Audrey, say hi.

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You wanna play slide?

21
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Mmm-hmm.

22
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Slide's off limits
to Ching-Chongs.

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Fuck you.

24
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You wanna be best friends?

25
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My grandpa's name
is Joe, just like my dad's.

26
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He loves model trains,
and he has a gout.

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Why don't you look
like your family?

28
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'Cause I'm adopted from China.

29
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That's why I have a birth mom.

30
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I'd be so mad
if my parents gave me up.

31
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Did you do something?

32
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Her mom didn't
want her, obviously.

33
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Are you okay?

34
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You know what?
Fuck everyone else.

35
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You don't have to prove
anything to these losers.

36
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<i>♪ We can take turns</i>

37
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<i>♪ Taking the reins</i>

38
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<i>♪ Lean on each other</i>

39
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<i>♪ When we need
some extra strength</i>

40
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<i>♪ And we'll never cave
or we'll never waver</i>

41
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<i>♪ We'll dance
like nobody's there</i>

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<i>♪ We'll dance
without any cares</i>

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<i>♪ We'll talk 'bout problems
we share</i>

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<i>♪ We'll talk 'bout things
that ain't fair</i>

45
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<i>♪ We'll sing 'bout things
we don't know</i>

46
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<i>♪ We'll sing to people
and show</i>

47
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<i>♪ What it means to be young
and growing up ♪</i>

48
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Ten, four, let's go, boss.

49
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You sure you're ready
for China?

50
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I got this, Frank.

51
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They do things
differently there.

52
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I'll close the deal.
Don't worry about that.

53
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- You worried about that?

54
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Oh, fuck!

55
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Ah! Fuck!

56
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Oh, Jesus Christ! Cover that!

57
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- Hey.

58
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God, this game fuckin' sucks.

59
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- Good game.
- Good game, boss.

60
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- Thanks, Kevin.

61
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Mike C. Mike D.
Mike J. Michael.

62
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Josh. James. Dave. Other Dave.

63
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Michael again. Good seein' ya.

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Uh, eleven to four.

65
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Kicked my ass again, Sullivan.

66
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- That's pretty good for a...

67
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- Woman.
- Asian.

68
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No, I was gonna
say "associate."

69
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Wait, can we say "Asian"
anymore or is that offensive?

70
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We can't say anything anymore.

71
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You're goddamn right, Kevin!
So shut the fuck up!

72
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I'm an ally.
I shop at 99 Ranch Market.

73
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Some of us are doin' the work.

74
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Yes. I really appreciated

75
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- that <i>Mulan-themed</i>
office birthday party.
- You're welcome.

76
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So, uh, you excited
for Beijing?

77
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I didn't know
you speak Chinese.

78
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Well, I'm not fluent

79
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but I have an excellent grasp
of conversational Mandarin.

80
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Yeah? How do you say,

81
00:05:01,871 --> 00:05:04,526
"I have an excellent grasp
of conversational Mandarin"
in Mandarin?

82
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NYou close ChinaWave this week,
I'm puttin' you up for partner.

83
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Took you long enough, ally.

84
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Well, come on,

85
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Ms. 3,000-Billable-Hours,
you knew this was coming.

86
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You know, if this works out,
you're gonna have
to move out to L.A.,

87
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work out of headquarters.

88
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That'd be amazing, actually.

89
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You know, I've been thinking

90
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it'd be nice to have a change.

91
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- Oh, you're gonna love LA.
- Yeah.

92
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I mean, there's a Chinatown,
a Thai Town, a Koreatown.

93
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- I mean, it's basically Asia.
- Sure.

94
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That's me off of the dick.

95
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Your dick is dust,
you pussy motherfucker!

96
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- Fuckin' dust!
- Anyway,

97
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close ChinaWave, make partner.

98
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- Don't worry. I will.
- You better.

99
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It's a big account. Good thing
you're fluent in Chinese.

100
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- Yep.

101
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You know, and I actually have
a friend coming with me.

102
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She offered to be
my translator in Beijing.

103
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Oh, you have a friend who's
a professional translator?

104
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Total professional.

105
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Oh, what's up, landlord?

106
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- Sorry for the mess.
- Who are you talking to?

107
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I'm sending an Animoji
to Baron Davis

108
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with this cute bear.

109
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Look. Check it out.

110
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Oh.

111
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You have no idea
what I'm saying.

112
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No, I have an idea.
Who is Baron Davis?

113
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Basketball player.
Two-time NBA All-Star.

114
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Anyway, he's playin'
in China now.

115
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Since we're goin' to Beijing,
I slid in his DMs.

116
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He's learning the language,
so I'm teaching him.

117
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If you need help translating,

118
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I talked to Kat,
and she lives there now.

119
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- Ah, yes.
- So like if...

120
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Katherine Huang.
Your famous college roommate.

121
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- Yeah.
- Actress.

122
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- Okay.
- Spokesmodel.

123
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Lolo two-point-worse.

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- Don't...

125
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You do understand
it's really important

126
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for me to be professional

127
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- the entire time...
- Of course.

128
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Audrey, I got you. Look at me.

129
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- You're thinking about a dick.
- Damn it. You're right.

130
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- But I'm a fellow profesh.
- Yeah. I know.

131
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Trust me. Oh, let me show you
my latest work.

132
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- Come on. It's at
the restaurant.
- Uh, it's... Okay.

133
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Licky cat. Ooh.

134
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See? It's like
a lucky cat except...

135
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- Yeah, no, I get it.
- The tongue?

136
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- I get it.
- Ready for this?

137
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The Look-Closer Lotus.

138
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- Look-Closer at wha... Oh, wow.
- Mmm-hmm.

139
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- Vaginas.
- Mmm-hmm. Pussy petals.

140
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- There's a lot of 'em.
- And this,

141
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my <i>piece de resistance...</i>

142
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"Adult Playground."

143
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- Oh. Whoa!
- Mmm-hmm.

144
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

145
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Is this the playground
we went to as kids?

146
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Fuck yeah.
Look, titty sandbox.

147
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This is chaotic.

148
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That's what my art is
all about. Inspiring chaos.

149
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Challenging fetishes that
Asian people have to deal with

150
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around sexuality.

151
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I mean, it's just a lot.

152
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I hope someone likes it.

153
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I could really use
a commission right now.

154
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If you really need money,
you could pick up
some shifts here.

155
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Your parents need the help.

156
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I'm not tryin'
to be a sell-out.

157
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- I'm a starving artist.
- Mmm.

158
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I could bring one
of my pieces to Beijing.

159
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Lolo, this is such
an important work...

160
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- Work trip. Work trip.
- Right.

161
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- Or... And just hear me out.
- No. No. No "or."

162
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What if it's our first annual
best friends trip? You and me.

163
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Romy and Michele.
Bert and Elmo.

164
00:08:07,535 --> 00:08:09,581
- Ernie.
- Oh, my God,
I'm so embarrassed.

165
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I love the idea
of an annual trip

166
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but you're gonna have
to save some money.

167
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- Yeah.
- You're saving money
by living with me.

168
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And I'm so grateful.

169
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And it's been really fun
but I don't know,

170
00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:19,373
like, maybe I don't wanna live
in White Hills my whole life.

171
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Why not? This is home.

172
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Right, but...

173
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Lolo... we told you to stop
bringing your art in here.

174
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I ran out of space at Audrey's.

175
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Put it away.
We have to go get ready.

176
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- Okay, I'm coming.
- We're coming.

177
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- Do you wanna just...

178
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- Are we gonna leave it here?
Okay, I'm sorry.

179
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I'm not a radiologist
like Arthur.

180
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- Okay.

181
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To Audrey!

182
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- To Audrey. Yes.
- Thanks for coming over.

183
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Oh. So proud of you.

184
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Guys, you didn't have
to throw a whole party.

185
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We're gonna be back in,
like, four days.

186
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We wanted to give you a nice
send-off. It's a big deal.

187
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Going to your birth country.

188
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It's a business trip.

189
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And it's so great
you're taking Lolo with you.

190
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- Anyway, we brought
<i>Hong Dou Bing.</i>
- Oh, yes.

191
00:08:55,627 --> 00:08:57,890
- These are red bean buns.
Ooh.

192
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Red bean.
- Audrey first.

193
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- Thank you so much.
They look so good.
Yes.

194
00:09:01,371 --> 00:09:02,634
You got the blue one.
Those are special.

195
00:09:02,764 --> 00:09:03,896
Will I like these?

196
00:09:04,026 --> 00:09:05,898
No, no. Probably not,
to be honest.

197
00:09:06,028 --> 00:09:07,421
- You're basically white.
- That's not true.

198
00:09:07,552 --> 00:09:08,814
You have a throw pillow
that says, "Wine o'clock."

199
00:09:08,944 --> 00:09:10,598
- Rose all day.
- You own a picnic basket.

200
00:09:10,729 --> 00:09:11,860
They're very useful.

201
00:09:11,991 --> 00:09:13,340
Name every character
on <i>Succession.</i>

202
00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,907
Logan, Kendall, Shiv, Roman...
Oh, you got me.

203
00:09:15,037 --> 00:09:18,258
So, I thought it would be fun
to look at some photos

204
00:09:18,388 --> 00:09:20,652
of Audrey from the last time
she was in China.

205
00:09:20,782 --> 00:09:22,871
Oh, my gosh. No. The Chens
don't wanna look at that.

206
00:09:23,002 --> 00:09:24,569
- That's for us.
- Yes.

207
00:09:24,699 --> 00:09:26,092
- No, I...

208
00:09:26,222 --> 00:09:28,398
- Oh.
- Oh, honey, look,
this is the first time

209
00:09:28,529 --> 00:09:30,226
- you held her.
Oh, God.

210
00:09:30,357 --> 00:09:31,663
- Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry.
- So am I.

211
00:09:31,793 --> 00:09:33,403
- No, I know. It's cute.
Who's this?

212
00:09:33,534 --> 00:09:34,753
Look at that
head of hair.

213
00:09:34,883 --> 00:09:36,189
Oh. Oh, that's my birth mom.

214
00:09:36,319 --> 00:09:38,452
How have you never
shown me this?

215
00:09:38,583 --> 00:09:40,062
I don't know.
It's not a big deal.

216
00:09:40,193 --> 00:09:41,498
Who was that actor?
Yeah, she...

217
00:09:41,629 --> 00:09:42,978
Your adoption agency's
on the back.

218
00:09:44,153 --> 00:09:45,807
Yeah.

219
00:09:47,069 --> 00:09:48,593
Should we call them
and maybe get

220
00:09:48,723 --> 00:09:50,551
- information on your mom?
- No. I don't wanna do that.

221
00:09:50,682 --> 00:09:52,945
I mean, we used to talk
about it all the time

222
00:09:53,075 --> 00:09:54,686
when we were little, remember?

223
00:09:54,816 --> 00:09:56,644
A grand adventure
to find your birth mom?

224
00:09:56,775 --> 00:09:58,428
No. No. That was
because we were kids.

225
00:09:58,559 --> 00:09:59,865
And we're adults now.
We've moved on.

226
00:09:59,995 --> 00:10:01,867
At least I have, okay?
So let's not do that.

227
00:10:01,997 --> 00:10:03,477
Anyway, why would
I need more parents

228
00:10:03,608 --> 00:10:05,435
when I have the two best
parents in the world?

229
00:10:05,566 --> 00:10:07,524
- Aw, honey.
- Oh, we love you, sweetie.

230
00:10:07,655 --> 00:10:08,961
- You're the best.

231
00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:10,571
Sandwich!

232
00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:13,835
White people.

233
00:10:13,966 --> 00:10:15,576
You know what?
Another toast.

234
00:10:15,707 --> 00:10:18,535
To Audrey. To movin' on
and movin' up.

235
00:10:18,666 --> 00:10:20,276
- Moving up.
- To the best daughter

236
00:10:20,407 --> 00:10:22,322
and the best lawyer
you could ever have.

237
00:10:22,452 --> 00:10:25,499
And Lolo's gonna probably
need a lawyer someday.

238
00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:27,544
- Get the bail money ready.

239
00:10:30,069 --> 00:10:31,287
Gonna need a lawyer.

240
00:10:37,424 --> 00:10:39,208
Guess who's goin' back
to the motherland?

241
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,907
So, if you're in Beijing
and you have a juicy pene

242
00:10:42,037 --> 00:10:43,778
or a vagine hit me up.

243
00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:46,085
<i>Audrey, say hi.</i>

244
00:10:46,259 --> 00:10:47,521
-  <i>No, Lolo.
- Audrey, say hi.</i>

245
00:10:52,134 --> 00:10:53,745
Hey, so I kinda
can't stop thinking

246
00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:55,268
about the picture
of your birth mom.

247
00:10:55,398 --> 00:10:57,096
- Oh.
- You sure you don't wanna
look for her?

248
00:10:57,226 --> 00:10:58,750
- Yep.
- It could be something fun
we do together.

249
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,577
Lolo, I just... I'm sorry,

250
00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,405
but remember
this is a work trip.

251
00:11:02,536 --> 00:11:04,103
- Work trip. Work trip.
- Thank you.

252
00:11:04,233 --> 00:11:06,279
Deadeye's coming, by the way.

253
00:11:06,409 --> 00:11:09,021
- What?
- Deadeye's coming.

254
00:11:09,151 --> 00:11:11,327
- Deadeye, your cousin?
- She's visiting friends.

255
00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:13,286
And her parents, you know,
just didn't want her to fly
alone, so I'm chaperoning.

256
00:11:13,416 --> 00:11:14,853
A chaperone?
For a grown woman?

257
00:11:14,983 --> 00:11:16,898
Before you say anything,
I know what you're thinking.

258
00:11:17,029 --> 00:11:18,421
- Your hair grew back.
- Not really.

259
00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,988
This is why
my part is this way.

260
00:11:20,119 --> 00:11:21,990
Yeah. That was forever ago.
And she's different now.

261
00:11:24,340 --> 00:11:26,386
I promise.
Deadeye has changed.

262
00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:30,346
She's into music. K-pop.
You know BTS. She's full army.

263
00:11:30,477 --> 00:11:31,870
She's super cool now.

264
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,872
The energy has totally shifted.

265
00:11:34,002 --> 00:11:35,525
Okay.
- Yeah, yeah.

266
00:11:35,656 --> 00:11:37,223
- Hey, Audrey.
- Whoa! Hi. Hey.

267
00:11:37,353 --> 00:11:39,225
- Deadeye.
- Hi.

268
00:11:39,355 --> 00:11:40,661
- So...

269
00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:42,881
- Oh, good. Hi!
- Yeah.

270
00:11:43,011 --> 00:11:45,448
Um, so you're...
you're flying with us?

271
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:47,015
- Just flying?
- Yeah, the pleasure's mine.

272
00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:49,061
- Me, too.
-  Yeah. Um...

273
00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:50,453
so, when we get to Beijing,
you're gonna meet up

274
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:51,628
- with your BTS friends, right?
- Yeah.

275
00:11:51,759 --> 00:11:53,021
- Awesome.
- Yes.

276
00:11:53,152 --> 00:11:55,676
@Jinderalla88, @JHopesGirl,
@SugaIsMyDaddy.

277
00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:57,765
Oh, online people?

278
00:11:57,896 --> 00:11:59,114
Yeah, they're my best friends.

279
00:11:59,245 --> 00:12:01,073
I went to @Jinderalla88's
wedding on Zoom.

280
00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:02,204
- Awesome.
- He married a pillow.

281
00:12:02,335 --> 00:12:03,423
Okay.

282
00:12:03,553 --> 00:12:04,772
Oh, oh, one second.

283
00:12:04,903 --> 00:12:06,774
Those can't be real people.

284
00:12:06,905 --> 00:12:08,863
She's just coming to hang out
with us, obviously.

285
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:10,865
- Trust me. Right when we land,
- Lolo...

286
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:13,215
Deadeye is gonna peace out
and it's gonna be you and me.

287
00:12:13,346 --> 00:12:14,739
Do you think I can bring
these lighters onto the plane?

288
00:12:14,869 --> 00:12:15,870
- I really think it's illegal.
- Okay. Yeah.

289
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,045
- Oh, no.
Oh, yeah.

290
00:12:17,176 --> 00:12:18,568
- Not again.
- Okay. I was wrong.

291
00:12:18,699 --> 00:12:20,092
- My hair. My hair.
Come on, it'll be fun.

292
00:12:20,222 --> 00:12:20,962
- We should check the other two.
Friends trip!

293
00:12:21,093 --> 00:12:22,485
I'm gonna take these.

294
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:23,878
We're gonna priority board
and we'll see you at...

295
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:25,271
- at the gate, okay?
Yeah. Yeah.

296
00:12:25,401 --> 00:12:26,663
You're gonna Venmo me
for those or...

297
00:12:26,794 --> 00:12:28,535
Lolo?
- I'll sneak you some snacks.

298
00:12:48,729 --> 00:12:52,037
I don't think I've ever been
around only Asian people.

299
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:55,257
I mean, we look like
everyone else for once.

300
00:12:55,388 --> 00:12:56,693
I think we blend right in.

301
00:12:56,824 --> 00:13:00,088
Yeah. But people here
can tell Chinese-Chinese

302
00:13:00,219 --> 00:13:01,655
from American-Chinese.

303
00:13:01,786 --> 00:13:03,135
- What do you mean?
- See?

304
00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:04,353
Hong Kong-Chinese.

305
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,051
Bluetooth.

306
00:13:06,181 --> 00:13:08,270
- Shanghai-Chinese. Bougie.

307
00:13:08,401 --> 00:13:09,881
- Ooh, Taiwanese.

308
00:13:10,011 --> 00:13:11,621
- Weird, but cute.
Aw.

309
00:13:11,752 --> 00:13:13,362
- What kinda Chinese are they?

310
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:14,886
What the fuck
is wrong with you?

311
00:13:15,016 --> 00:13:16,452
Are you tryin' to get canceled?
Those are Koreans.

312
00:13:16,583 --> 00:13:18,585
- Oh.
- That's Howdy Fun!

313
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,326
- It's a K-pop group!
- Yeah,

314
00:13:20,456 --> 00:13:22,110
they all have the same face.
That's how you can tell.

315
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:23,677
Mmm.

316
00:13:23,808 --> 00:13:25,461
I mean, why are they walking
right though security?

317
00:13:25,592 --> 00:13:28,421
- Because it's Howdy Fun!
-  Okay.

318
00:13:31,554 --> 00:13:33,339
So, where...
Where are we goin'?

319
00:13:33,469 --> 00:13:34,601
Um, well,

320
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,864
we are going to visit
my friend, Kat,

321
00:13:36,995 --> 00:13:38,735
on her set of
<i>The Emperor's Daughter.</i>

322
00:13:38,866 --> 00:13:40,433
Oh, I love that show.

323
00:13:40,563 --> 00:13:42,217
- Cool. Okay, let's go.
- Oh.

324
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,006
Hey.
I thought you said

325
00:13:48,136 --> 00:13:49,529
it was just for the flight.

326
00:13:49,659 --> 00:13:51,139
She's hanging out with us now?

327
00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:52,924
I didn't even ask Kat
if she can come to set with us.

328
00:13:53,054 --> 00:13:54,577
Is Kat gonna make
a big deal out of it?

329
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:55,927
- No. I mean, just no...
- Fuck her.

330
00:13:56,057 --> 00:13:57,450
Why do you have such
a problem with her?

331
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,626
You know, you both actually
have a lot in common.

332
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:02,150
I mean, you're both
very sexually...

333
00:14:02,281 --> 00:14:03,586
- Free?
- Yeah.

334
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:05,240
She blew Nick and Joe Jonas.

335
00:14:05,371 --> 00:14:06,938
Not Kevin? Not impressed.

336
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,679
She has a tattoo
on her vagina.

337
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,075
What?

338
00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:16,077
She has...
She has a pussy tat?

339
00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,774
- I shouldn't have told you.

340
00:14:17,905 --> 00:14:20,081
Um... You know what?
Forget I said anything.

341
00:14:20,212 --> 00:14:21,604
Yeah.

342
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,564
Um, never, never gonna talk
about it ever again.

343
00:14:24,694 --> 00:14:27,175
What's it of?
Like, is it in color?

344
00:14:27,306 --> 00:14:29,090
Is it glow-in-the-dark?
Big? Small?

345
00:14:29,221 --> 00:14:31,353
Like, are pussy tats
more common than I think?

346
00:14:32,093 --> 00:14:33,442
Does she have one?

347
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,791
Do they?

348
00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:39,884
Do you think she had, like,
ideas going in,

349
00:14:40,014 --> 00:14:42,451
or just pointed to the artist
and said, "Dealer's choice"?

350
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,236
Horizontal. Vertical.
Optical illusion.

351
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:45,672
It looks like a vase

352
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,065
- but then an old lady.
- Stop talking about it.

353
00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:50,111
I decided...
Stop!

354
00:14:50,242 --> 00:14:51,896
- You know, I thought about it.
- Please.

355
00:14:52,026 --> 00:14:53,114
I thought about it. I thought
about it really, really hard.

356
00:14:53,245 --> 00:14:54,463
- Yes.
- And I decided I'm not gonna

357
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,117
- stop talking about it.

358
00:14:56,248 --> 00:14:58,641
Let's go see this trash bag
kitty cat pussy tat bitch.

359
00:15:39,334 --> 00:15:40,379
Cut. Cut. Cut.

360
00:15:41,597 --> 00:15:43,686
Bravo! Encore!

361
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,906
-  Encore!
- Audrey?

362
00:15:46,037 --> 00:15:48,343
- Oh, my God! That was so good!

363
00:15:48,474 --> 00:15:49,562
You're such a big shot!

364
00:15:49,692 --> 00:15:50,867
Oh, come on.
You are the big shot.

365
00:15:50,998 --> 00:15:52,217
You big shot lawyer.

366
00:15:52,347 --> 00:15:55,002
Best friends reunited.

367
00:15:55,133 --> 00:15:56,525
Oh.

368
00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:58,832
<i>♪ Bom, bom, bom, bom</i>

369
00:15:58,963 --> 00:16:01,182
<i>- ♪ Bom!
- ♪ Bom, bom, ah!</i>

370
00:16:01,356 --> 00:16:04,707
<i>♪ Deep in the night how
I wonder</i>

371
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,580
<i>♪ Please make him real,
how I'll pray, whoo! ♪</i>

372
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:10,844
- Whoo!

373
00:16:10,975 --> 00:16:13,978
What? That was so lame.
What was that?

374
00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:15,588
You know, Kat and I were
part of the same

375
00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:16,850
college a cappella group...

376
00:16:16,981 --> 00:16:18,112
- The Tootles!
- Tootles!

377
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,461
- Stop!

378
00:16:19,592 --> 00:16:21,159
Right.

379
00:16:21,289 --> 00:16:22,899
Oh, it's so nice to see you.

380
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:25,685
I hear that you're living
in Audrey's garage

381
00:16:25,815 --> 00:16:26,816
and... And drawing
penises now.

382
00:16:26,947 --> 00:16:28,122
Oh, no, I... Uh,

383
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,602
I told you,
Lolo's an amazing artist.

384
00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:31,386
- I do body positive art.
- Interesting.

385
00:16:31,517 --> 00:16:33,388
And remind me your name again.

386
00:16:33,519 --> 00:16:35,912
My legal name is Vanessa.
Call me Deadeye.

387
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:38,828
Oh, where did that...
Come from?

388
00:16:42,093 --> 00:16:43,137
You know, I think I get it.

389
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,922
- Come to my chair.
- Are you serious?

390
00:16:46,053 --> 00:16:47,141
Come to my chair.

391
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,925
Wait, wait. Oh, my Gosh,
this is so cool!

392
00:16:49,056 --> 00:16:50,623
- Okay.

393
00:16:50,753 --> 00:16:52,277
So, when do we get
to meet your fiance?

394
00:16:52,407 --> 00:16:54,583
Oh. You just saw him.

395
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:55,976
- He's the leading man.
- Uh...

396
00:16:56,107 --> 00:16:58,457
- Wait, the human Mushu?

397
00:16:58,587 --> 00:16:59,806
Oh, there he is.

398
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:05,768
<i>♪ I'm a phreak</i>

399
00:17:06,682 --> 00:17:07,988
<i>♪ I'm a trip</i>

400
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,556
<i>♪ It's the business</i>

401
00:17:11,513 --> 00:17:12,601
<i>♪ That's what it is</i>

402
00:17:14,647 --> 00:17:16,649
<i>♪ Has anybody ever told you
got fresh, boss?</i>

403
00:17:16,779 --> 00:17:17,911
<i>♪ I have to ask you, boss</i>

404
00:17:18,085 --> 00:17:19,608
<i>♪ Ask you that question, God</i>

405
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,828
<i>♪ It happens to me daily
I'm just so blessed because</i>

406
00:17:22,002 --> 00:17:22,959
<i>♪ I'm the best there was
Better than sexy ♪</i>

407
00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:24,265
Mmm.

408
00:17:24,396 --> 00:17:26,006
- Hey.
- Hi, honey.

409
00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:28,965
Hey, I'm so sorry. I had to,
uh, get outta my costume.

410
00:17:29,096 --> 00:17:30,532
It's just so itchy and tight.

411
00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:32,186
Clarence,

412
00:17:32,317 --> 00:17:34,797
Audrey is my best friend
from college.

413
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:35,972
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
- Oh.

414
00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:38,192
Hi. We're best friends, actually.

415
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,280
Clarence and I met on the set
of the show.

416
00:17:39,411 --> 00:17:41,326
He plays the military hero.

417
00:17:41,456 --> 00:17:43,763
Oh, we just saw you.
It was
so good. You're really great.

418
00:17:43,893 --> 00:17:45,460
And I play the good girl.

419
00:17:45,591 --> 00:17:48,550
Played the good girl
in my last two dramas too.
It's...

420
00:17:48,681 --> 00:17:49,986
I think it's kinda my brand.

421
00:17:50,117 --> 00:17:51,814
She's
an absolute angel, isn't she?

422
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:57,168
Kat and I thank God every day
for bringing us together.

423
00:17:57,298 --> 00:17:59,257
- Are you two Bible-thumpers?
- What?

424
00:17:59,387 --> 00:18:02,129
Oh, I... I have always
been a woman of God.

425
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:04,392
I mean, remember that was one
of the first things I told you

426
00:18:04,523 --> 00:18:06,699
when we met, right, Audrey?
That...

427
00:18:06,829 --> 00:18:08,962
I am a good Christian girl

428
00:18:09,093 --> 00:18:10,485
saving myself for marriage.

429
00:18:10,616 --> 00:18:12,487
- Wait, what?
- Wait, wait, wait. You two...

430
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,142
have never had sex.

431
00:18:15,273 --> 00:18:17,666
Our connection is
based on spiritual,

432
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,277
not physical intimacy.

433
00:18:19,407 --> 00:18:21,235
Did you have
a spiritual connection

434
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,455
when the Jonas Brothers
were Eiffel towering you?

435
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:25,500
Oh, my God.

436
00:18:27,676 --> 00:18:30,505
Oh, my God. That's so funny.
I love Paris.

437
00:18:30,636 --> 00:18:32,116
Right?

438
00:18:32,246 --> 00:18:33,508
I gotta go. You good?
You need anything?

439
00:18:33,639 --> 00:18:34,944
I'm good, my love. Thank you.

440
00:18:35,075 --> 00:18:37,382
- Okay, come here.
-  Mmm.

441
00:18:37,512 --> 00:18:39,035
- Aw!

442
00:18:41,647 --> 00:18:42,909
Oh. Uh...

443
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,824
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

444
00:18:44,954 --> 00:18:46,391
Mmm, mmm, oh, oh.

445
00:18:46,521 --> 00:18:49,089
- Ooh. Uh...
- Leave some room for Jesus.

446
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:53,354
Yes!

447
00:18:53,485 --> 00:18:54,921
Yeah.

448
00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,662
- Nice to meet you all.
So good to meet...

449
00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:59,099
Okay.

450
00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:00,361
Go away!

451
00:19:04,104 --> 00:19:07,107
So, has Clarence ever seen
your pussy tat?

452
00:19:10,502 --> 00:19:13,853
I do confess that at one point
I did have a tiny sunflower

453
00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:15,637
on my inner thigh.

454
00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:17,161
"Edgy."

455
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:19,554
But it doesn't even matter
because, um, it's gone.

456
00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:21,034
Lasers work miracles.

457
00:19:21,165 --> 00:19:23,254
Okay?  Gone.

458
00:19:23,384 --> 00:19:24,472
- Prove it.
Lolo.

459
00:19:24,603 --> 00:19:27,345
Mmm.
YOLO, Lolo.

460
00:19:27,475 --> 00:19:29,260
You know, I used to be
like you in college

461
00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:30,565
but guess I just
grew out of it.

462
00:19:30,696 --> 00:19:33,089
Really? Oh, 'cause
you seem kinda tense

463
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,309
from
all the no-boning.

464
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,486
You sure you're good? You sure
you don't miss it?

465
00:19:38,617 --> 00:19:41,097
No tongue until the wedding
bell's rung, my friend.

466
00:19:41,228 --> 00:19:43,317
Okay. Um, well, we should
get going now, right?

467
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:46,668
So, um, we have to go to
this place called Radiance.

468
00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:48,975
It's crazy
that a business meeting
is happening at a club.

469
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:52,283
- But when in Rome,
do what the Romans do.
- Bathe together.

470
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:53,458
- Huh.
Well, lucky for you,

471
00:19:53,588 --> 00:19:55,503
I wrapped early,
so I can come now.

472
00:19:55,634 --> 00:19:57,331
I mean, you still need
a translator, right?

473
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,203
- Actually Lolo offered...
- Yeah.

474
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:11,302
What is that?

475
00:20:15,349 --> 00:20:16,524
[IN ENGLISH] Okay.

476
00:20:18,309 --> 00:20:20,136
-  I like her.
- No, you don't.

477
00:20:34,368 --> 00:20:36,327
Okay,
we gotta find the CEO.

478
00:20:36,457 --> 00:20:37,980
Just remember,
it's really important for me

479
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,112
to get him to sign tonight.

480
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:42,333
- Oh, shit.

481
00:20:42,463 --> 00:20:44,726
Hi!

482
00:20:44,857 --> 00:20:47,251
Hi, Mr. Lin. It's so nice
to meet you.

483
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:48,774
I'm so excited to talk
about the deal.

484
00:20:50,079 --> 00:20:51,255
Oh.  Oh.

485
00:20:52,473 --> 00:20:53,692
Yeah. Uh-huh.

486
00:20:53,822 --> 00:20:54,780
Guys, what's he saying?

487
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,564
- Uh, Chunhwa?
- Chunhwa. Yes.

488
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:02,614
Choo-choo!

489
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,618
- Oh.

490
00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:09,577
Yes!

491
00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:14,800
<i>♪ Whoa, I'm a big bag hunter
with the bow</i>

492
00:21:14,930 --> 00:21:16,584
<i>♪ She got a big bad dumper
Drop it low</i>

493
00:21:16,715 --> 00:21:18,020
Honestly,
Chao's way younger

494
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,457
than I thought
he was gonna be.

495
00:21:19,587 --> 00:21:21,023
- Right?
- And hot.

496
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,286
I'd smash.

497
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,983
Okay,
please don't hit on him.

498
00:21:24,113 --> 00:21:25,898
- Are you good?
- Mmm.

499
00:21:26,028 --> 00:21:27,595
You don't normally eat
real Chinese food.

500
00:21:27,726 --> 00:21:29,162
Yeah, and you don't have
to drink everything either.

501
00:21:29,293 --> 00:21:31,469
I heard that if you keep up
with Chinese businessmen

502
00:21:31,599 --> 00:21:32,818
they respect you more.

503
00:21:35,734 --> 00:21:38,693
- What are these?
Shit.
Thousand-year-old egg shots.

504
00:21:38,824 --> 00:21:40,216
So fucking good.

505
00:21:40,347 --> 00:21:42,001
I don't know if you can
handle it, though.

506
00:21:42,131 --> 00:21:43,742
They're so black and gooey.

507
00:21:43,872 --> 00:21:45,047
I love goo.

508
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,101
<i>♪ Yeah, feel so hot like
I'm chillin' on the beach</i>

509
00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:57,146
<i>♪ Yeah, baby in the sun
like the Teletubbies ♪</i>

510
00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:02,021
Audrey, you okay?
- Mmm.

511
00:22:03,544 --> 00:22:05,285
Mmm.

512
00:22:05,938 --> 00:22:07,156
Mmm, mmm.

513
00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:10,986
Swallow it.

514
00:22:25,087 --> 00:22:26,001
Oh.

515
00:22:26,132 --> 00:22:27,089
Let's play!

516
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,614
Oh, is this a drinking game?

517
00:22:29,744 --> 00:22:30,832
What are...
What are the rules?

518
00:22:30,963 --> 00:22:32,181
Oh.
Ah!

519
00:22:35,489 --> 00:22:36,795
- Oh!

520
00:22:42,931 --> 00:22:43,932
Okay.

521
00:22:48,197 --> 00:22:49,808
You ready to lose
to a celebrity?

522
00:22:49,938 --> 00:22:52,550
Oh, I can't wait to slap
the shit outta you.

523
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,378
Mmm.

524
00:22:58,033 --> 00:22:59,426
Oh! Ah!

525
00:22:59,557 --> 00:23:01,602
Oh, okay. Mmm.

526
00:23:01,733 --> 00:23:03,082
- Mmm.

527
00:23:03,212 --> 00:23:04,518
Oh.

528
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,000
Oh!

529
00:23:13,353 --> 00:23:15,355
Audrey...

530
00:23:15,486 --> 00:23:16,791
You and me?
You and me?

531
00:23:16,922 --> 00:23:18,489
- Yeah. Uh...
- Yeah. Let's fucking go!

532
00:23:18,619 --> 00:23:20,665
Yeah, you're evens, okay?
Uh, you got this.

533
00:23:20,795 --> 00:23:22,188
Close this fucking deal.

534
00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,885
- That's my bitch!

535
00:23:30,414 --> 00:23:32,546
I won? I won! I won, right?

536
00:23:32,677 --> 00:23:33,765
I won!

537
00:23:35,549 --> 00:23:37,333
I won! I won!

538
00:23:37,464 --> 00:23:38,857
Audrey!

539
00:23:43,427 --> 00:23:44,819
Oh, shit.

540
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:47,082
Audrey! Audrey! Yes!

541
00:23:47,213 --> 00:23:50,259
You just nailed him
like Mike fuckin' Tyson!

542
00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:51,435
I'm so sorry.

543
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,442
Oh, no, you're good.

544
00:23:58,572 --> 00:23:59,530
Did I hit him?
- Yeah, yeah, he's fine.

545
00:23:59,660 --> 00:24:01,314
- Yeah! Yeah!

546
00:24:01,445 --> 00:24:02,533
I'm just gonna... Yeah!

547
00:24:07,842 --> 00:24:09,931
I'm so, so fucked.

548
00:24:10,062 --> 00:24:11,324
No, no, you're good.

549
00:24:11,455 --> 00:24:13,631
Oh, thank God for Kat.
Look at her.

550
00:24:13,761 --> 00:24:16,198
Chunhwa just schmoozing
with those businessmen,

551
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,548
salvaging our night.

552
00:24:17,678 --> 00:24:20,159
God. I love her.

553
00:24:20,289 --> 00:24:22,422
- God, I'm gonna be sick again.
- I'll get you a ginger ale.

554
00:24:22,553 --> 00:24:25,773
Get me a new face or stomach,
or something.

555
00:24:25,904 --> 00:24:27,471
Are you feeling better?
- I'm so sorry.

556
00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:30,299
I... I usually don't, um,
have eggs like that and...

557
00:24:30,430 --> 00:24:31,431
Wait. Uh.

558
00:24:32,214 --> 00:24:33,564
Do you speak English?

559
00:24:33,694 --> 00:24:35,479
Many Chinese people
speak English.

560
00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:38,960
But most Americans
do not speak Chinese.

561
00:24:39,091 --> 00:24:40,919
It's always fun to pretend.

562
00:24:41,049 --> 00:24:43,661
By the way, I appreciate that
you would want to smash this.

563
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:46,968
Oh.  Well, I would.
I'd smash it really...

564
00:24:47,099 --> 00:24:49,231
I can see it's your first time
in China.

565
00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,929
Yeah. You know what? I'm...

566
00:24:51,059 --> 00:24:53,105
I'm usually not like this.
I'm... I'm so sorry, I got sick.

567
00:24:53,235 --> 00:24:55,847
But I'm... I'm very ready
to go over the terms

568
00:24:55,977 --> 00:24:57,196
of our business proposal.

569
00:24:57,326 --> 00:24:58,937
You know,
there's a saying in Chinese.

570
00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:06,597
It means,
you can tell a lot
about a person

571
00:25:06,727 --> 00:25:07,859
by their family.

572
00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:09,861
Do you have any relatives
in China?

573
00:25:09,991 --> 00:25:11,427
Oh, uh, yeah, well, probably.

574
00:25:11,558 --> 00:25:14,518
Uh, sure, yes.
Definitely, probably.

575
00:25:14,648 --> 00:25:16,345
Um, I... I was adopted, so...

576
00:25:16,476 --> 00:25:19,174
Oh, well, if you do not know
where you come from,

577
00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:20,741
how do you know who you are?

578
00:25:20,872 --> 00:25:23,091
Oh, God.  No, no,
I know where I'm from.

579
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,093
Actually, you know, I was
born here, but I am American.

580
00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:27,139
So, you have no contact
with your Chinese family.

581
00:25:27,269 --> 00:25:29,576
That's a shame.

582
00:25:32,100 --> 00:25:34,668
Uh...
What? What'd he say?

583
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:38,280
Well, she's actually really
close with her birth mother.

584
00:25:40,892 --> 00:25:42,894
- Yeah. Like that.
Oh.

585
00:25:43,024 --> 00:25:44,765
-  Really?
- Yeah, yeah.

586
00:25:44,896 --> 00:25:45,897
We're actually meeting up
with her this week.

587
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:48,334
My mother is celebrating

588
00:25:48,464 --> 00:25:49,814
her 70th birthday this Friday.

589
00:25:49,944 --> 00:25:51,642
- Oh, wow.
- It's gonna be a big event.

590
00:25:51,772 --> 00:25:53,731
Her favorite performer's
gonna be there. DJ Tiesto.

591
00:25:53,861 --> 00:25:56,603
We're gonna have gift bags,
oranges, Teslas,

592
00:25:56,734 --> 00:25:58,518
Bitcoin, that kinda thing.

593
00:25:58,649 --> 00:26:01,260
I would love for you to come.
Bring your mother.

594
00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:03,262
My mother? Um, no... Oh...

595
00:26:03,392 --> 00:26:05,177
Oh, you know what,
uh, we couldn't impose.

596
00:26:05,307 --> 00:26:07,875
- No, no, I insist.
- You insist. He insists.

597
00:26:08,006 --> 00:26:10,182
- Oh, yeah. This one.
- How are we supposed
to do business together

598
00:26:10,312 --> 00:26:11,966
if we do not know
each other's families?

599
00:26:12,097 --> 00:26:13,489
We can't do business
if we don't...

600
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,753
Come to the event,
and we'll close the deal there.

601
00:26:15,883 --> 00:26:17,929
- Oh, yeah.

602
00:26:21,236 --> 00:26:22,847
Oh. Finally.

603
00:26:22,977 --> 00:26:24,457
We'll be there.
It's... It's a mom party.

604
00:26:24,588 --> 00:26:26,677
So, it's settled then.

605
00:26:26,807 --> 00:26:29,201
I... Just give me a minute.

606
00:26:30,637 --> 00:26:31,943
Hell yeah,
I'm not okay.

607
00:26:32,073 --> 00:26:33,553
I can't feel my face.

608
00:26:33,684 --> 00:26:35,555
Oh, fuck.

609
00:26:35,686 --> 00:26:37,775
Fuck. That went
so fucking terribly.

610
00:26:37,905 --> 00:26:39,733
Not to me. Uh, I feel closer
to you than ever.

611
00:26:39,864 --> 00:26:41,387
- Oh, my God.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

612
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,345
Uh, no, no, no. I'm good.
I'm good. Deadeye, I'm so...

613
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,739
I'm so sorry again that
I threw up on you. We got...

614
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:46,958
We better clean you up.

615
00:26:47,088 --> 00:26:48,437
Okay, I... I'll find something.

616
00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:52,441
See, I knew
this was gonna happen

617
00:26:52,572 --> 00:26:53,965
if I brought you on
this business trip, Lolo.

618
00:26:54,095 --> 00:26:55,270
You're always doing
shit like this.

619
00:26:55,401 --> 00:26:57,055
What about a "thank you?"

620
00:26:57,185 --> 00:26:59,013
I mean, you were
sinking in there,
and I saved your ass.

621
00:26:59,144 --> 00:27:00,667
Well, whatever you were doing,
you failed.

622
00:27:00,798 --> 00:27:02,364
This is my job.

623
00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:04,192
Why would you lie and tell
Chao that I knew my birth mom?

624
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:05,846
- That's insane.
- That is insane.

625
00:27:05,977 --> 00:27:08,327
Are you her echo? Who the fuck
asked for your opinion?

626
00:27:08,457 --> 00:27:09,850
Well, what do you expect
her to do now?

627
00:27:09,981 --> 00:27:11,896
She could go find
her birth mom.

628
00:27:12,026 --> 00:27:12,984
Just like we always said
we would.

629
00:27:13,114 --> 00:27:14,159
That was hypothetical.

630
00:27:14,289 --> 00:27:15,551
We don't even know
where she is.

631
00:27:15,682 --> 00:27:16,857
What, you want me to search
all of China?

632
00:27:16,988 --> 00:27:18,119
Give it to me!

633
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:21,688
- Great.
- So, the other day,

634
00:27:21,819 --> 00:27:23,647
I may have called
the adoption agency

635
00:27:23,777 --> 00:27:24,952
and pretended to be you.

636
00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:26,824
- What are you talking about?
Wow!

637
00:27:26,954 --> 00:27:28,390
Apparently,
at the time of adoption

638
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:29,914
she agreed to be contacted.

639
00:27:30,044 --> 00:27:31,045
She's open to meeting you.

640
00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:34,353
Her address is on there.
She lives in Haiching,

641
00:27:34,483 --> 00:27:35,702
which is super close
to Nai Nai's.

642
00:27:35,833 --> 00:27:37,269
And we'll just stay with them.

643
00:27:37,399 --> 00:27:39,663
Oh, no, no, no.
She can't handle it!

644
00:27:39,793 --> 00:27:41,099
Wait, no. Why not?
I can handle it.

645
00:27:41,229 --> 00:27:43,101
Nai Nai's like,
Chinese-Chinese.

646
00:27:43,231 --> 00:27:45,277
Like, "super long hair
coming out of a mole

647
00:27:45,407 --> 00:27:47,322
"and refuses to pluck it
'cause it's bad luck" Chinese.

648
00:27:47,453 --> 00:27:48,889
"Forces you to overeat,

649
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:50,674
"and then comments
on your weight later" Chinese.

650
00:27:50,804 --> 00:27:52,676
Like, literally,
"take her bra off,
wipe her under-boob sweat

651
00:27:52,806 --> 00:27:53,894
"in the middle of
a Buddhist temple

652
00:27:54,025 --> 00:27:55,548
"and make you sniff it" Chinese.

653
00:27:55,679 --> 00:27:57,463
"Has a plastic bag full of
other plastic bags" Chinese.

654
00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:59,073
Don't act like
you know my family.

655
00:27:59,204 --> 00:28:01,032
You don't know
what we've been through.
Look at Deadeye!

656
00:28:01,162 --> 00:28:03,208
Look at me! Look at me!

657
00:28:03,338 --> 00:28:05,601
It'll be fine.
We'll take the train and...

658
00:28:05,732 --> 00:28:07,299
And go straight to Haiching

659
00:28:07,429 --> 00:28:08,387
and we'll be there
tomorrow afternoon.

660
00:28:08,517 --> 00:28:09,910
And I'm gonna close this deal.

661
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:11,782
And it'd be really nice
to meet your birth mother.

662
00:28:13,261 --> 00:28:14,785
Okay.

663
00:28:16,264 --> 00:28:17,309
Okay, will you guys
come with me?

664
00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:18,876
Fuck yes, bitch.

665
00:28:19,006 --> 00:28:20,704
- I'm here for you, Audrey.
- Oh, my God, thank you.

666
00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:22,575
Really?
- I love a grand adventure.

667
00:28:22,706 --> 00:28:24,751
- Thank you. Thank you. Okay.

668
00:28:24,882 --> 00:28:26,361
Okay, so were gonna go
to Haiching.

669
00:28:26,492 --> 00:28:27,362
Okay, all right. Yeah,
we're doin' it. We're doin' it.

670
00:28:27,493 --> 00:28:28,450
- Haiching, baby!
- Yes!

671
00:28:30,278 --> 00:28:32,150
Guys, guys, I'm a boy.

672
00:28:42,073 --> 00:28:43,204
Just so you guys know,

673
00:28:43,335 --> 00:28:46,207
I have extra cash
in my money belt.

674
00:28:46,338 --> 00:28:47,687
And also, our passports
are in there too.

675
00:28:47,818 --> 00:28:49,558
- Why are you being paranoid?
Don't worry.

676
00:28:49,689 --> 00:28:51,778
I've got locks on my bag.
Just put it in here.

677
00:28:51,909 --> 00:28:53,519
- Really?
- Of course.

678
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:54,738
Okay. Make sure your
bags are zipped at all times.

679
00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:56,391
See? Zip it. Zip it. Zip it.

680
00:28:56,522 --> 00:28:58,306
We're in China.
It's the safest place
in the world.

681
00:28:58,437 --> 00:28:59,917
I heard that if you're short,

682
00:29:00,047 --> 00:29:01,483
you'll get kidnapped to go
live on a gymnastics farm.

683
00:29:01,614 --> 00:29:03,007
That's not a thing.

684
00:29:03,137 --> 00:29:04,399
All I'm saying is
that as foreigners,

685
00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:06,097
we need to be extra vigilant, okay?

686
00:29:06,227 --> 00:29:07,794
Just keep our heads on
a swivel. And watch what

687
00:29:07,925 --> 00:29:09,404
- we eat and what we drink.
- Ooh, good call.

688
00:29:09,535 --> 00:29:11,406
- Let's get some snacks.
- Nom, nom, nom.

689
00:29:11,537 --> 00:29:13,017
- Squid on a stick.
- Okay.

690
00:29:13,147 --> 00:29:14,583
Just come back here, okay?

691
00:29:14,714 --> 00:29:16,107
- We have eight minutes.
Okay, guess what?

692
00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:18,457
Remember when I told you
I auditioned for that movie?

693
00:29:18,587 --> 00:29:19,675
<i>Sweet Home Orange County?</i>

694
00:29:19,806 --> 00:29:21,547
- Well, I got the part.
- You what?

695
00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,418
I'm gonna be in LA next summer.

696
00:29:23,549 --> 00:29:24,942
Oh, congratulations.

697
00:29:25,072 --> 00:29:26,291
Isn't there a chance
you're gonna be in LA too?

698
00:29:26,421 --> 00:29:27,422
Yeah.

699
00:29:27,553 --> 00:29:29,381
- Hotties in La La Land!
- See,

700
00:29:29,511 --> 00:29:31,252
this is why I have to close
this deal and make partner.

701
00:29:31,383 --> 00:29:32,688
It's gonna be so amazing

702
00:29:32,819 --> 00:29:34,516
to have a friend there.
I mean, you really...

703
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:35,735
You really know me.

704
00:29:35,866 --> 00:29:37,041
- Yeah, I know.
- You've seen a lot.

705
00:29:37,171 --> 00:29:38,129
I've seen a little too much.

706
00:29:43,003 --> 00:29:45,179
Do you think it's okay that
I haven't told Clarence

707
00:29:45,310 --> 00:29:46,441
everything about
my past and...

708
00:29:46,572 --> 00:29:48,879
Yeah, no, it's totally okay.

709
00:29:49,009 --> 00:29:50,532
I mean, hey, can you...

710
00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:51,882
- Okay.
- ...not mention LA to Lolo?

711
00:29:52,012 --> 00:29:53,318
I haven't really told her
about it yet.

712
00:29:53,448 --> 00:29:54,928
Is there an issue there?

713
00:29:55,059 --> 00:29:56,669
Yeah, no, I mean,
I'll tell her eventually.

714
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,367
But, uh, you know, she doesn't
have as much going on as I do.

715
00:30:01,979 --> 00:30:02,936
And I,
I just think it might be

716
00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:04,459
great to have some space.

717
00:30:04,590 --> 00:30:06,461
I get it.

718
00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:08,507
It's between you and me.

719
00:30:08,637 --> 00:30:10,335
- Thank you. Zip.
- Zip.

720
00:30:11,292 --> 00:30:12,337
Where do we sit?

721
00:30:12,467 --> 00:30:14,165
Find any car
with open seats.

722
00:30:17,908 --> 00:30:19,605
Those guys look shady.

723
00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:21,215
Oh, there's room here.
- I'm not really...

724
00:30:21,346 --> 00:30:22,738
We'd have to squeeze.

725
00:30:22,869 --> 00:30:24,523
I hate the smell of oranges.

726
00:30:26,568 --> 00:30:28,962
Oh, hi, um, is anyone else
sitting here with you?

727
00:30:30,703 --> 00:30:33,140
No. Sorry. No.
They're not sitting here.

728
00:30:33,271 --> 00:30:34,533
Oh, amazing. Hey, guys!

729
00:30:34,663 --> 00:30:36,448
Guys, guys, come on.
I found one.

730
00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:40,234
It's so nice
to see an American.

731
00:30:40,365 --> 00:30:41,583
Where are you visiting from?

732
00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:43,890
Oh, um,
I actually live in Beijing.

733
00:30:44,021 --> 00:30:45,500
No way. She lives here.

734
00:30:45,631 --> 00:30:46,806
Yeah.
I moved here, like,

735
00:30:46,937 --> 00:30:47,894
I wanna say, five years ago.
I love it.

736
00:30:48,025 --> 00:30:50,027
Also, looking like me here

737
00:30:50,157 --> 00:30:51,898
- I get so much attention.
- Totally.

738
00:30:52,029 --> 00:30:53,160
Asian people with me,

739
00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:54,770
it's just... They've...
I... I'm Gisele.

740
00:30:54,901 --> 00:30:56,033
Yeah.
So, you like living here?

741
00:30:56,163 --> 00:30:57,817
I love it.
The people are great,

742
00:30:57,948 --> 00:30:59,340
the food's incredible.
And it's safe.

743
00:30:59,471 --> 00:31:02,213
Is it safe?
Because, I... I mean,

744
00:31:02,343 --> 00:31:04,215
I just, I hear there's a lot
of pickpockets here, right?

745
00:31:04,345 --> 00:31:06,870
And Chinese youths
are getting really into drugs.

746
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,393
Fuck yeah, they are.

747
00:31:08,523 --> 00:31:09,829
Chinese kids
are cool as fuck.

748
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,309
They fucking party.

749
00:31:11,439 --> 00:31:12,614
You can get anything
you want here.

750
00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:15,095
I... It's...
It's so unbelievable.

751
00:31:15,226 --> 00:31:16,444
I mean, anything you want.

752
00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:17,968
China White, benzos,
bush, kush.

753
00:31:18,098 --> 00:31:19,534
Uh, just curious,
what do you do for work?

754
00:31:19,665 --> 00:31:20,622
- Hmm?
- Mmm?

755
00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:22,581
Oh, I do import. I do import

756
00:31:22,711 --> 00:31:24,626
- and then I... I also do export.
- That's so cool.

757
00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:26,106
So like, like furniture?

758
00:31:26,237 --> 00:31:27,716
Sure.

759
00:31:27,847 --> 00:31:30,067
I have my period.
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

760
00:31:30,197 --> 00:31:32,373
Oh, shit.
I'm bleeding.

761
00:31:33,679 --> 00:31:35,072
Fuck.

762
00:31:35,202 --> 00:31:36,943
- Oh, my God. She's so sweet!
- Are you serious?

763
00:31:37,074 --> 00:31:39,032
- That bitch is so suspicious.
- What are you talking about?

764
00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:41,469
- She's super nice.
- Okay, I know you chose her

765
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,342
because she's American
varsity blue corn-fed bitch,

766
00:31:44,472 --> 00:31:45,691
but, like, no!

767
00:31:45,821 --> 00:31:47,345
No, she's totally sus!
There's something

768
00:31:47,475 --> 00:31:48,912
- wrong with her.
- Yeah, you're not my favorite,

769
00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:50,217
- but I do agree.
Shit! Fuck!

770
00:31:50,348 --> 00:31:51,566
- Hey, are you...
- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

771
00:31:51,697 --> 00:31:52,654
Are you okay?

772
00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:53,960
Pox is gonna kill me.

773
00:31:54,091 --> 00:31:55,614
- I know it's hot in here.
Fuck!

774
00:31:55,744 --> 00:31:56,876
- You can't open that window.
- What are you looking at?

775
00:31:57,007 --> 00:31:58,399
There's nothing
to fucking see here.

776
00:31:58,530 --> 00:31:59,966
Don't look at me like that.

777
00:32:00,097 --> 00:32:01,446
- What is that?

778
00:32:05,929 --> 00:32:07,539
It's the cops.
They're doing a bag check.

779
00:32:07,669 --> 00:32:09,062
Um, yeah, there's a drug
dealer on the train.

780
00:32:09,193 --> 00:32:11,369
- Oh, fuck!
- Who do we think it is?

781
00:32:11,499 --> 00:32:12,848
The family with the oranges?

782
00:32:12,979 --> 00:32:15,895
Audrey, get a fucking grip!
It's this bitch.

783
00:32:16,026 --> 00:32:17,418
Oh, my God!
You're a drug dealer?

784
00:32:17,549 --> 00:32:19,116
Of course, I am. I was trying
to sell you drugs.

785
00:32:19,246 --> 00:32:20,334
Okay, you need
to get rid of that now.

786
00:32:20,465 --> 00:32:21,988
Get rid of it.

787
00:32:22,119 --> 00:32:23,511
We need to get rid of that.
'Cause if I'm going down,

788
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,252
you little dipshits
are going down with me.

789
00:32:25,383 --> 00:32:26,906
We're American. They're gonna
come after all of us.

790
00:32:27,037 --> 00:32:28,821
If the cops ask, we'll just
say we have nothing to do

791
00:32:28,952 --> 00:32:29,953
- with her.

792
00:32:31,432 --> 00:32:33,043
You're drug dealers now,
bitches!

793
00:32:33,173 --> 00:32:34,261
What the fuck?

794
00:32:34,392 --> 00:32:36,046
Okay, that is good shit,
by the way.

795
00:32:36,176 --> 00:32:37,395
Yeah, I only sell the best.

796
00:32:38,831 --> 00:32:40,137
Oh, fuck. Fuck.

797
00:32:40,267 --> 00:32:41,486
No, no, no.
- Oh, shit.

798
00:32:41,616 --> 00:32:43,096
We can't get caught
with drugs in China.

799
00:32:43,227 --> 00:32:44,924
We'll get deported.
Or jail, probably for life.

800
00:32:45,098 --> 00:32:46,578
Oh, my God, is this what
happened in <i>Brokedown Palace?</i>

801
00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:47,840
That was Thailand!

802
00:32:47,971 --> 00:32:48,928
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna get disbarred.

803
00:32:49,059 --> 00:32:50,538
I am too famous for jail.

804
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,975
You guys need to
calm the fuck down

805
00:32:52,105 --> 00:32:53,106
and you need to fuckin'
listen to me, okay?

806
00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:54,673
Since that window's
not working,

807
00:32:54,803 --> 00:32:56,022
we have two options.
We hide the drugs in our body,

808
00:32:56,153 --> 00:32:57,850
or we do them, okay?
I need your help.

809
00:32:57,981 --> 00:32:59,069
You look like you've done
a lot of drugs.

810
00:32:59,199 --> 00:33:00,287
- That's correct.
- You look like you've

811
00:33:00,418 --> 00:33:01,549
had a lot of things
in your asshole.

812
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,073
Uh, not a lot of things.
Just one thing.

813
00:33:03,203 --> 00:33:04,465
But maybe different varieties
of that one thing,

814
00:33:04,596 --> 00:33:07,251
um, which is dick. I mean,
no, no!

815
00:33:07,381 --> 00:33:08,774
You don't understand.
Cocaine makes me really horny.

816
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,341
- It could get really weird.
- I know you two aren't

817
00:33:10,471 --> 00:33:12,430
drug people and I know
you're super scared right now

818
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,040
but you're gonna
need to decide.

819
00:33:14,171 --> 00:33:15,389
Are you gonna step up
for your fellow countrywoman?

820
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:17,043
You gonna plug
or you gonna play?

821
00:33:17,174 --> 00:33:18,349
No. Neither.

822
00:33:18,479 --> 00:33:20,568
- Is that a condom?

823
00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:23,397
I'm not ready to have sex!

824
00:33:29,273 --> 00:33:31,275
- Fuck! Group project!

825
00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:40,762
Deadeye, get in there.

826
00:33:53,558 --> 00:33:54,950
You know what,
I'll handle this, okay?

827
00:33:55,081 --> 00:33:56,430
I got it. I got it, guys.
I got it, got it.

828
00:33:56,561 --> 00:33:58,128
Attention, Chinese policemen.

829
00:33:58,258 --> 00:33:59,999
Oh, shit.
You're about to get lawyered.

830
00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:01,740
Hello. Hi. Hi. Hi.

831
00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:03,263
I know that you think
that we have drugs,

832
00:34:03,394 --> 00:34:06,223
and we do not have drugs.
In fact, I'm a lawyer.

833
00:34:06,353 --> 00:34:09,226
I'm a lawyer. I'm in fact,
a very good lawyer.

834
00:34:09,356 --> 00:34:10,488
And so I just
want you to know that

835
00:34:10,618 --> 00:34:12,751
we are citizens of Amer... America.

836
00:34:12,881 --> 00:34:14,361
And that is why
I rest my case.

837
00:34:14,492 --> 00:34:16,494
- Bonk! Bonk!
- Mmm.

838
00:34:29,072 --> 00:34:30,769
- Mmm-mmm.
-  Okay?

839
00:34:30,899 --> 00:34:32,945
And she took my suitcase.
She took my suitcase.

840
00:34:35,078 --> 00:34:35,991
Hey! This is mine!

841
00:34:37,471 --> 00:34:38,559
Are you kidding? This is mine.

842
00:34:38,690 --> 00:34:40,779
I've never done
drugs in my life.

843
00:34:47,046 --> 00:34:48,265
Okay, okay. We're good,

844
00:34:48,395 --> 00:34:49,875
we're good, we're good,
we're good. Okay.

845
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:51,224
Every... Everybody, calm down.
Calm down. Calm down.

846
00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:52,834
Oh, my God! What the fuck?

847
00:34:52,965 --> 00:34:54,662
That American girl stole
Kat's suitcase.

848
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,534
Our passports are in there.

849
00:34:56,664 --> 00:34:58,318
Well, the bright side is,
we just got
kicked off the train.

850
00:34:58,449 --> 00:35:00,364
We're not hanging by our
nipples in a meat freezer.

851
00:35:00,494 --> 00:35:02,061
No, no, no, no. If we do not
have our passports,

852
00:35:02,192 --> 00:35:04,107
then we can't go home.
And if we can't go home,

853
00:35:04,237 --> 00:35:05,804
then we can't go to our jobs.
And if we don't have jobs,

854
00:35:05,934 --> 00:35:07,501
we can't get more money
to get more coke.

855
00:35:07,632 --> 00:35:09,895
I want more coke. Oh, my God.
Is anyone else itchy?

856
00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,375
I'm sorry. I'm just,
I'm fucking itchy.

857
00:35:11,505 --> 00:35:13,116
Fuck. Fuck.
Kat, honey, you good?

858
00:35:13,246 --> 00:35:14,639
- Are they coming out?
- Yeah, but only seven.

859
00:35:14,769 --> 00:35:16,771
- And I think I put in eight.
- If you get a clean one

860
00:35:16,902 --> 00:35:18,164
could you just, um,
keep me posted?

861
00:35:18,295 --> 00:35:20,384
I hate you so much right now!

862
00:35:20,514 --> 00:35:22,516
Just push. Pull.
I mean, twist it.

863
00:35:22,647 --> 00:35:24,518
It's not a Bop It,
it's my asshole!

864
00:35:24,649 --> 00:35:26,259
Okay, just stick
your hand up there

865
00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:28,914
like a claw machine tryin'
to get the stuffed bear.

866
00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,090
- Okay.
- Deeper!

867
00:35:31,221 --> 00:35:32,483
Okay.
- Higher!

868
00:35:32,613 --> 00:35:34,267
- Okay!
- Get that bear!

869
00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:35,964
I'm getting the bear!

870
00:35:36,095 --> 00:35:37,879
- How are you so normal?

871
00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:40,055
You did, like, twice as much
stuff as the rest of us.

872
00:35:40,186 --> 00:35:42,449
I think all the coke and molly
just balanced out my system.

873
00:35:42,580 --> 00:35:44,016
I just feel good.

874
00:35:44,147 --> 00:35:45,278
Like, "just watched a child

875
00:35:45,409 --> 00:35:46,845
"fall through
a manhole cover" good.

876
00:35:46,975 --> 00:35:49,326
You deserve it,
little shit.

877
00:35:49,456 --> 00:35:51,415
You're a beautiful
silk kimono.

878
00:35:54,461 --> 00:35:56,159
Is this a hot dog on a stick?

879
00:35:56,289 --> 00:35:57,943
You know what?
Maybe I just miscounted.

880
00:35:58,073 --> 00:35:59,074
It's probably seven.

881
00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:13,176
Deadeye! If you find coke,
come back!

882
00:36:13,306 --> 00:36:15,395
Guys, how have
we walked for hours

883
00:36:15,526 --> 00:36:17,005
and haven't seen one car?

884
00:36:17,136 --> 00:36:19,269
It's all good.
I DM'd Baron Davis.

885
00:36:20,574 --> 00:36:24,622
Fuck. The next town
is 27 kilometers away.

886
00:36:24,752 --> 00:36:26,667
My basketball boo
is on his way, okay?

887
00:36:26,798 --> 00:36:28,321
Oh. Although, at this point,

888
00:36:28,452 --> 00:36:30,149
I don't even wanna be
rescued, okay?

889
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,846
I cannot be seen in public

890
00:36:31,977 --> 00:36:33,065
- looking like this.

891
00:36:33,196 --> 00:36:34,284
Yeah, you look like
Hello Kitty

892
00:36:34,414 --> 00:36:35,850
just got skull-fucked
by Grobie.

893
00:36:35,981 --> 00:36:39,506
Oh, my God,
you're so funny!

894
00:36:39,637 --> 00:36:40,812
- Fuck you!

895
00:36:40,942 --> 00:36:42,770
This is all your fault.

896
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,424
How is it my fault?

897
00:36:44,555 --> 00:36:46,644
I'm not the one who
chose the train cabin

898
00:36:46,774 --> 00:36:48,559
with the one
obvious drug dealer

899
00:36:48,689 --> 00:36:51,605
just 'cause I'm a wee bit
racist against my own people.

900
00:36:51,736 --> 00:36:53,999
- I'm not racist.
- Hey, "not racist."

901
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:55,392
But you don't like boba

902
00:36:55,522 --> 00:36:57,220
and you've never fucked
an Asian guy, so...

903
00:36:57,350 --> 00:36:59,570
- Damn. Still?
- No, no. Remember that

904
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:02,007
foreign exchange student
from Kazakhstan?

905
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,530
B... Bizi... Bizip? Uh, Bazid?

906
00:37:03,661 --> 00:37:05,532
- David?
- David. David.

907
00:37:05,663 --> 00:37:06,751
Is Kazakhstan even in Asia?

908
00:37:06,881 --> 00:37:08,143
They look kind of
Asian sometimes.

909
00:37:08,274 --> 00:37:10,450
Oh, my God!
- Okay. Racist.

910
00:37:10,581 --> 00:37:12,713
When I masturbate, I sometimes
fantasize about Splinter.

911
00:37:12,844 --> 00:37:13,888
- He's Asian.
- He's a rat.

912
00:37:14,019 --> 00:37:15,716
He's a good father.

913
00:37:15,847 --> 00:37:18,415
Fine. Fine. I'm sorry, okay?
It's my fault.

914
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:21,069
Oh, my God.

915
00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,549
We're in the middle
of nowhere.

916
00:37:23,681 --> 00:37:24,725
My phone is dead.

917
00:37:24,856 --> 00:37:26,379
We don't have
any food or water.

918
00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:28,686
God. I should have
never come to China.

919
00:37:28,816 --> 00:37:30,122
Wait, there's someone
on the road.

920
00:37:30,253 --> 00:37:31,993
No, there isn't.
You're probably hallucinating.

921
00:37:32,124 --> 00:37:33,995
Okay, maybe because
I also see a giraffe

922
00:37:34,126 --> 00:37:35,258
peeling off his spots

923
00:37:35,388 --> 00:37:36,607
and throwing them
like a frisbee.

924
00:37:36,737 --> 00:37:37,695
Oh, shit!

925
00:37:37,825 --> 00:37:39,262
Jeez.

926
00:37:39,392 --> 00:37:40,654
Okay, but that's a bus, right?

927
00:37:51,578 --> 00:37:52,579
Baron.

928
00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:54,320
I knew you would come for me.

929
00:37:54,451 --> 00:37:55,713
<i>Ni hao,</i> Lolo.

930
00:37:56,627 --> 00:37:58,150
I heard y'all needed a ride.

931
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:12,033
Okay, so the team is going
to give us a ride to Haiching

932
00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:13,252
first thing in the morning.

933
00:38:13,383 --> 00:38:15,123
- And then we can...
Ooh, ooh.

934
00:38:15,254 --> 00:38:16,473
Oh.

935
00:38:26,309 --> 00:38:28,876
Audrey, are you eye-fucking
an Asian guy?

936
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:31,096
No. No, no. Don't. No. Lolo,
don't get us in trouble.

937
00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:32,445
We're just, you know, just,

938
00:38:32,576 --> 00:38:34,099
they're our ride,
so let's just be cool.

939
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,884
- Let's be cool.
- I'm cool. I'm very cool.

940
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:39,322
I'm gonna <i>Jaws</i> the fuck
outta Baron Davis tonight.

941
00:38:40,105 --> 00:38:41,280
Aah. Aah.

942
00:38:41,411 --> 00:38:43,108
- Your mouth is so big.
- Oh, my God.

943
00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:45,632
I know.  But, look,
without teeth, not as big.

944
00:38:47,025 --> 00:38:48,418
- Why is mine so tiny?
- I'm all underbite.

945
00:38:48,548 --> 00:38:50,507
Okay. Can everyone
just close our mouths?

946
00:38:50,637 --> 00:38:53,423
Let's just be adults, right?

947
00:38:53,553 --> 00:38:57,340
Okay, they're just
some normal, attractive men.

948
00:38:57,470 --> 00:39:00,560
It's nothing to lose your
minds over. It's...

949
00:39:04,782 --> 00:39:06,174
- You okay?
- Oh, my God.

950
00:39:07,088 --> 00:39:09,221
It was eight coke bags.

951
00:39:09,352 --> 00:39:11,876
It was eight. I just
felt it burst.

952
00:39:15,619 --> 00:39:17,969
Your mouth is
pretty fuckin' big too.

953
00:39:18,099 --> 00:39:20,101
Are you horny? Finger me twice
if you're horny.

954
00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:22,060
Kat?

955
00:39:22,190 --> 00:39:25,063
Oh, shit.
What's up, <i>chica?</i>

956
00:39:25,193 --> 00:39:27,326
- Fancy seeing you here.

957
00:39:27,457 --> 00:39:29,850
- I have no idea who you are.
- Wait. Todd?

958
00:39:29,981 --> 00:39:32,418
- What are you doing in China?
- Hey, China!

959
00:39:32,549 --> 00:39:34,115
- Oh, man, you know...

960
00:39:34,246 --> 00:39:36,422
I'm just out here
hoopin' professionally.

961
00:39:36,553 --> 00:39:37,902
Why is Kat pretending
like she doesn't know me?

962
00:39:38,032 --> 00:39:39,643
Uh, my name's not Kat.

963
00:39:39,773 --> 00:39:40,905
Yeah, no, that's not Kat.

964
00:39:41,035 --> 00:39:44,082
That's... Hermione.

965
00:39:44,212 --> 00:39:46,432
I'm Ron. This is Harry.

966
00:39:47,215 --> 00:39:48,173
- Hagrid.
- This...

967
00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:49,566
Okay.

968
00:39:49,696 --> 00:39:51,045
Just one sec.

969
00:39:51,176 --> 00:39:53,004
Okay. Yeah.

970
00:39:53,134 --> 00:39:56,355
Hey, not Kat. Um, mmm.

971
00:39:56,486 --> 00:39:58,444
You know, sometimes I just
find myself

972
00:39:58,575 --> 00:40:00,620
thinkin' back to this time
when me and someone who looks

973
00:40:00,751 --> 00:40:03,101
so much like you rode out
to the Grand Canyon

974
00:40:03,231 --> 00:40:06,234
in my Ford F-150
pick-up truck. And then...

975
00:40:06,365 --> 00:40:07,540
You used to bang this dude?

976
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,716
Yeah.

977
00:40:09,847 --> 00:40:11,805
- No. I'm actually engaged now.
- Whoa. Okay.

978
00:40:11,936 --> 00:40:13,285
- So I have a...
- Okay. Yeah. No, that's cool.

979
00:40:13,416 --> 00:40:14,591
- I see that.
-  ...fiance.

980
00:40:14,721 --> 00:40:17,028
Yep. That's okay.
Great. Thank you. Wow.

981
00:40:17,158 --> 00:40:20,074
I'm happy for you, Huang.
That's awesome.

982
00:40:20,205 --> 00:40:22,555
- Oh, man. Hey.

983
00:40:22,686 --> 00:40:24,122
- I'm happy you're puttin' that

984
00:40:24,252 --> 00:40:26,733
big ol' mouth of yours to
good use, huh?

985
00:40:26,864 --> 00:40:28,300
- Good seeing you.

986
00:40:28,431 --> 00:40:29,910
-  Oh, my God.
- You all have a good night.

987
00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,172
- Good seeing ya.
- Yeah, you too.

988
00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:33,000
- Yeah.
- Okay.

989
00:40:33,827 --> 00:40:35,525
Hoo-hoo-hoo.

990
00:40:35,655 --> 00:40:37,048
So we know what's
happening tonight.

991
00:40:37,178 --> 00:40:40,834
No, no. I'm not hooking up
with Todd, okay? Okay?

992
00:40:40,965 --> 00:40:43,010
I am not horny at all.

993
00:40:43,141 --> 00:40:47,580
The coke that literally just
exploded inside my butthole

994
00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:50,235
has no effect
on me whatsoever.

995
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,367
Um, I am gonna go now.

996
00:40:52,498 --> 00:40:55,240
Have fun DJing
in between your legs tonight.

997
00:40:56,763 --> 00:40:58,286
Oh, shit.
Baron just texted me.

998
00:40:58,417 --> 00:40:59,636
Okay. Promise me

999
00:40:59,766 --> 00:41:01,115
- you'll have some fun tonight.
- Okay.

1000
00:41:01,246 --> 00:41:03,161
All right, hit the bar.
Let loose, okay?

1001
00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:04,554
Okay. Great.

1002
00:41:04,684 --> 00:41:06,251
- Linsanity!

1003
00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:07,948
Lin... Oh, Lin-Manuel Miranda?

1004
00:41:10,298 --> 00:41:11,996
So much to learn.

1005
00:41:12,126 --> 00:41:13,693
Finally, those two
fuckin' losers are gone.

1006
00:41:14,651 --> 00:41:16,740
Now it's just two cool cats.

1007
00:41:16,870 --> 00:41:18,916
Dynamic duo.
Thelma and Louise.

1008
00:41:19,046 --> 00:41:21,179
- We hangin' or what?
- I actually have a lot of...

1009
00:41:21,309 --> 00:41:22,615
I gotta do some work.

1010
00:41:22,746 --> 00:41:24,878
Yeah. Study buddies.
MVP of group projects.

1011
00:41:25,009 --> 00:41:26,140
I actually really need
some alone time.

1012
00:41:27,011 --> 00:41:28,316
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1013
00:41:28,882 --> 00:41:30,318
Um...

1014
00:41:30,449 --> 00:41:32,799
No, but you should...
You should have some fun.

1015
00:41:32,930 --> 00:41:34,061
- Yeah.
- They seem really nice.

1016
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:35,585
You should go...
Oh, my God. Wait, look.

1017
00:41:35,715 --> 00:41:37,848
He has a BTS shirt on.
You should go talk to him.

1018
00:41:37,978 --> 00:41:38,936
- Really?
- Yeah.

1019
00:41:39,066 --> 00:41:40,067
No.

1020
00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,287
I... Okay.

1021
00:41:42,417 --> 00:41:44,898
Okay. I'll see you tomorrow,
okay? Get some sleep.

1022
00:41:45,029 --> 00:41:45,986
Okay. See you.

1023
00:42:10,010 --> 00:42:12,926
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I don't speak Chinese.

1024
00:42:13,057 --> 00:42:14,972
- Hi.
- Hi.

1025
00:42:15,102 --> 00:42:16,713
I'm Kenny. Uh, this is Arvind.

1026
00:42:16,843 --> 00:42:18,758
I think he wanted
to buy you a drink.

1027
00:42:18,889 --> 00:42:20,891
- But he only speaks Chinese.
- Oh.

1028
00:42:21,021 --> 00:42:24,895
And Hindi, which I'm assuming
you don't speak.

1029
00:42:25,025 --> 00:42:27,637
Oh, no.
I don't. Sorry, I'm...

1030
00:42:27,767 --> 00:42:30,944
I'm just a garbage American
who only speaks English.

1031
00:42:31,075 --> 00:42:32,903
And a little Gollum.

1032
00:42:33,033 --> 00:42:36,254
"My precious!"

1033
00:42:36,384 --> 00:42:38,299
"They are filthy Hobbitses!"

1034
00:42:39,692 --> 00:42:41,738
- Do you guys have that here?
- Uh, yeah, we have.

1035
00:42:41,868 --> 00:42:43,957
It's all over the world.

1036
00:42:44,088 --> 00:42:45,698
- Right.
- Yeah. Um...

1037
00:43:01,366 --> 00:43:02,976
- Shit.

1038
00:43:04,412 --> 00:43:05,457
Hey.

1039
00:43:06,850 --> 00:43:08,329
Hello.

1040
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:09,983
It's hot in here, huh?

1041
00:43:10,114 --> 00:43:11,071
The AC broken or somethin'?

1042
00:43:11,202 --> 00:43:12,682
Oh, my God.

1043
00:43:12,812 --> 00:43:14,771
Whoa.

1044
00:43:17,643 --> 00:43:18,644
Lolo.

1045
00:43:19,906 --> 00:43:22,300
- Baron.
- What's up?

1046
00:43:22,430 --> 00:43:24,998
One more round of Yobo, please.

1047
00:43:25,129 --> 00:43:28,349
And I know China is supposed
to be my homeland but...

1048
00:43:29,655 --> 00:43:31,309
I don't know.
Ever since I got here,

1049
00:43:31,439 --> 00:43:32,745
I just, I feel like I'm doing
everything wrong.

1050
00:43:32,876 --> 00:43:35,443
Firstly, there is no way
to do Chinese wrong.

1051
00:43:35,574 --> 00:43:37,271
- Right.
- But secondly,

1052
00:43:37,402 --> 00:43:38,969
what's the one thing
you've been saying the most?

1053
00:43:39,099 --> 00:43:41,406
- I don't know.
-"I."

1054
00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:44,104
You've been saying,
"I can't eat the food."

1055
00:43:44,235 --> 00:43:45,976
"I am doing everything wrong."

1056
00:43:46,106 --> 00:43:48,631
It's not about that.
The thing is, in China,

1057
00:43:48,761 --> 00:43:51,068
the collective is much bigger
than the individual,

1058
00:43:51,198 --> 00:43:53,157
all right?
It's like me and Arvind.

1059
00:43:53,287 --> 00:43:54,375
We're not from here.

1060
00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:56,421
But now we call this
our home. Right?

1061
00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:58,902
See? He teaches me some Hindi,

1062
00:43:59,032 --> 00:44:00,207
I taught him
how to fuck spiders.

1063
00:44:00,338 --> 00:44:01,426
What?

1064
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:02,819
- It's an Australian thing.
- Huh?

1065
00:44:02,949 --> 00:44:04,603
But you just gotta
give it some time

1066
00:44:04,734 --> 00:44:06,170
and find your people.

1067
00:44:06,300 --> 00:44:08,694
That was really insightful.

1068
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,743
Wait.

1069
00:44:13,873 --> 00:44:15,092
You and this Clarence dude
have been dating

1070
00:44:15,222 --> 00:44:16,484
for over three years

1071
00:44:16,615 --> 00:44:18,399
- and never had sex?

1072
00:44:20,793 --> 00:44:22,577
Kat Huang I knew in college
couldn't last three days.

1073
00:44:22,708 --> 00:44:24,579
That is all in the past.

1074
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,626
I am different now.

1075
00:44:27,757 --> 00:44:30,455
Katherine Huang has got
her shit together.

1076
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:32,022
I get it.

1077
00:44:32,152 --> 00:44:34,677
I was bangin' so many random
girls after every game.

1078
00:44:34,807 --> 00:44:37,375
- So many.

1079
00:44:37,505 --> 00:44:38,593
And I just thought to myself,

1080
00:44:38,724 --> 00:44:39,725
"Man, you gotta cut
this shit out."

1081
00:44:39,856 --> 00:44:41,727
- Like...

1082
00:44:41,858 --> 00:44:43,207
...I gotta get serious

1083
00:44:43,337 --> 00:44:44,556
if I'm ever gonna find
a real one, you know?

1084
00:44:44,687 --> 00:44:47,211
Kinda like what you
and Clarice have.

1085
00:44:47,341 --> 00:44:49,604
His name is actually,
uh, Clarence but...

1086
00:44:49,735 --> 00:44:51,519
-  Oh! Ow!

1087
00:44:51,650 --> 00:44:53,043
- Fuck!
- Are you okay?

1088
00:44:53,173 --> 00:44:54,609
Uh, no, no, no, no, I'm fine.

1089
00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:56,916
I probably just, uh...
Uh, just pulled something.

1090
00:44:57,047 --> 00:44:58,352
Let's get you off. Come on.
Hop up. Hop up.

1091
00:44:59,702 --> 00:45:01,051
Breathe. Breathe.
Come on. Up, up.

1092
00:45:01,181 --> 00:45:02,705
Yeah. Okay.
You're doin' great.

1093
00:45:02,835 --> 00:45:05,142
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh. Okay.

1094
00:45:05,272 --> 00:45:06,665
- Okay.

1095
00:45:06,796 --> 00:45:08,145
I actually have something
that might help.

1096
00:45:08,275 --> 00:45:09,581
Okay.

1097
00:45:10,930 --> 00:45:12,018
Okay.

1098
00:45:12,149 --> 00:45:13,150
May I?

1099
00:45:14,020 --> 00:45:15,021
Uh...

1100
00:45:19,504 --> 00:45:21,288
Yeah.

1101
00:45:21,419 --> 00:45:22,855
This is what
I've been working on.

1102
00:45:22,986 --> 00:45:24,552
You're such a great artist.

1103
00:45:24,683 --> 00:45:25,989
How do you come up
with this stuff?

1104
00:45:26,119 --> 00:45:28,339
I just want people
to be more body positive.

1105
00:45:28,469 --> 00:45:30,210
You know, sex isn't shameful.

1106
00:45:30,341 --> 00:45:32,604
It's beautiful.
Like, the noises?

1107
00:45:32,735 --> 00:45:33,997
- Yeah.
- Come on.

1108
00:45:46,270 --> 00:45:48,446
- I'm into that shit too.
- Look, at first,

1109
00:45:48,576 --> 00:45:51,666
I know my art seems like
it's for shock value.

1110
00:45:51,797 --> 00:45:53,190
- But...
- Mmm-hmm.

1111
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:54,931
...I'm just tryin' to get
the conversation going.

1112
00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,024
He says he really likes you.

1113
00:46:01,154 --> 00:46:02,460
Well, I like him too.

1114
00:46:03,156 --> 00:46:04,418
I like both of you.

1115
00:46:04,549 --> 00:46:05,898
God, I wish there were
more of you guys

1116
00:46:06,029 --> 00:46:07,378
when I was growing up.

1117
00:46:07,508 --> 00:46:09,728
Maybe I would've had
an Asian boyfriend by now.

1118
00:46:09,859 --> 00:46:11,251
Or two.

1119
00:46:21,218 --> 00:46:23,002
God, that's so hot.

1120
00:46:23,133 --> 00:46:25,396
He said he wants to
make you scream.

1121
00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:28,878
Will you tell him I love that

1122
00:46:30,531 --> 00:46:32,533
but maybe it'd be better
if his friend joined in.

1123
00:46:36,276 --> 00:46:38,278
- Tongue. Lips.

1124
00:46:38,409 --> 00:46:40,106
- Tongue. Faster.

1125
00:46:40,237 --> 00:46:41,804
Breathe with me.

1126
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:45,503
You feelin' that?

1127
00:46:45,633 --> 00:46:47,157
Ah!

1128
00:46:47,853 --> 00:46:48,811
Let it in.

1129
00:46:57,950 --> 00:46:59,169
Do you like hair pulling?

1130
00:46:59,299 --> 00:47:00,605
I love it.

1131
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:01,911
- Yeah, you like that?

1132
00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:03,129
- No!

1133
00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:05,436
- Now give me the basketball.
- What?

1134
00:47:05,566 --> 00:47:06,959
Just give it to me!

1135
00:47:23,367 --> 00:47:24,585
<i>Audrey,
I just heard you haven't</i>

1136
00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:26,109
<i>closed the ChinaWave deal.</i>

1137
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:27,675
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit.

1138
00:47:27,806 --> 00:47:29,764
- Hi, Frank.
- Who the fuck is Frank?

1139
00:47:29,895 --> 00:47:31,854
Yeah, no,
it's as good as done.

1140
00:47:31,984 --> 00:47:33,594
Um, I just need until Friday
to make it official.

1141
00:47:33,725 --> 00:47:35,945
<i>Okay, we're not payin' you
to be on vacation out there.</i>

1142
00:47:36,075 --> 00:47:38,991
Don't worry. I'm very...
Very close.

1143
00:47:39,122 --> 00:47:40,906
<i>Hell yeah, you are.
You're about to finish,</i>

1144
00:47:41,037 --> 00:47:43,213
<i>so just keep grinding.
Bend over backwards</i>

1145
00:47:43,387 --> 00:47:44,649
<i>- if you have to.
- Yeah,</i> okay. Okay.

1146
00:47:57,444 --> 00:48:00,143
- Whoa.
- I want you to feel this too.

1147
00:48:03,146 --> 00:48:04,669
Ah!

1148
00:48:13,112 --> 00:48:14,897
Sugar, anyone?
- I'll have some.

1149
00:48:16,115 --> 00:48:17,638
One lump or two lumps?

1150
00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:19,989
- Two.

1151
00:48:20,119 --> 00:48:22,034
- Oop.

1152
00:48:22,165 --> 00:48:23,470
So, how was everyone's night?

1153
00:48:23,601 --> 00:48:25,037
- Restful. I feel rested.
- Mmm-hmm.

1154
00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:26,430
The beds are comfortable here.

1155
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,606
Lolo!
What the fuck happened?

1156
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,437
Jiaying, torn hamstring.

1157
00:48:34,307 --> 00:48:37,528
Arvind, Ken, concussions.

1158
00:48:38,746 --> 00:48:41,880
Todd, shattered
fucking pelvis!

1159
00:48:42,011 --> 00:48:45,188
Hello, kitty Kat.

1160
00:48:45,318 --> 00:48:47,930
You and your girls
destroyed our team.

1161
00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:50,454
Now I have to go
play the game by myself.

1162
00:48:50,584 --> 00:48:52,021
Get y'all ass on the bus.

1163
00:48:55,589 --> 00:48:56,677
Sorry.

1164
00:48:59,985 --> 00:49:02,814
Wait, you were supposed to be
our ride, remember?

1165
00:49:02,945 --> 00:49:04,468
- Oh, shit.
- What are we gonna do?

1166
00:49:04,598 --> 00:49:06,557
You know what?
We've gotten this far.

1167
00:49:07,427 --> 00:49:08,385
We'll figure it out.

1168
00:49:09,821 --> 00:49:11,605
<i>♪ How long can I leave</i>

1169
00:49:11,736 --> 00:49:15,392
<i>♪ The lights
in the ceiling on?</i>

1170
00:49:18,134 --> 00:49:20,963
<i>♪ And the static from the TV</i>

1171
00:49:21,137 --> 00:49:23,574
<i>♪ Keeps me company
'til I'm gone</i>

1172
00:49:31,974 --> 00:49:33,671
You think
she's gonna fuck him too?

1173
00:49:33,801 --> 00:49:35,107
- Oh, yeah.

1174
00:49:35,238 --> 00:49:36,587
<i>♪ 'Cause I rock
back and forth</i>

1175
00:49:36,761 --> 00:49:39,503
<i>♪ Reciting words
that I've said wrong</i>

1176
00:49:43,159 --> 00:49:45,639
It is
so beautiful here.

1177
00:49:45,770 --> 00:49:47,424
I love China.

1178
00:49:47,554 --> 00:49:48,729
Do you hear me?

1179
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,383
<i>Wo ai</i> China.

1180
00:49:50,514 --> 00:49:52,516
Should we tell her that
there's a bug on her jacket?

1181
00:49:52,646 --> 00:49:55,084
Mmm-mmm.

1182
00:49:55,258 --> 00:49:57,347
<i>♪ What are you running from?</i>

1183
00:49:57,477 --> 00:50:00,045
<i>♪ Oh, maybe there's something
in the midnight hours</i>

1184
00:50:00,176 --> 00:50:01,916
<i>♪ The midnight hours,
you know?</i>

1185
00:50:02,091 --> 00:50:05,137
<i>♪ Or maybe there's something
in the dead of night</i>

1186
00:50:05,268 --> 00:50:06,921
How old is our driver?

1187
00:50:07,052 --> 00:50:10,229
Twelve, counting
the Chinese way. So 11.

1188
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,058
I don't understand,
but I love it!

1189
00:50:13,189 --> 00:50:14,755
<i>♪ One night, one night</i>

1190
00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:16,931
<i>♪ Where it's just me alone ♪</i>

1191
00:50:17,106 --> 00:50:18,455
<i>So you're sure
it's okay for us</i>

1192
00:50:18,629 --> 00:50:20,022
<i>to stay at your
grandma's house?</i>

1193
00:50:20,152 --> 00:50:22,633
Of course. But just know
that they're a lot.

1194
00:51:06,155 --> 00:51:07,286
Very good.

1195
00:51:07,417 --> 00:51:08,940
Okay. Wait.

1196
00:51:09,071 --> 00:51:09,984
- What, what's he saying?
- They think

1197
00:51:10,115 --> 00:51:11,464
you're very beautiful.

1198
00:51:11,595 --> 00:51:13,249
And any mother, uh,

1199
00:51:13,379 --> 00:51:14,728
would be lucky
to have you as a daughter.

1200
00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,167
Thank... Thank you.

1201
00:51:18,341 --> 00:51:19,820
Uh, <i>Xie... Xiexie.</i>

1202
00:51:19,951 --> 00:51:23,128
Oh, have some
chocolate. This a favorite.

1203
00:51:23,259 --> 00:51:25,609
This is the chocolate of
"Chinese" Chinese people.

1204
00:51:25,739 --> 00:51:27,132
Shit. This means
she likes you.

1205
00:51:27,263 --> 00:51:28,742
If you see Russell Stover,
you're fucked.

1206
00:51:28,873 --> 00:51:31,049
[IN ENGLISH] Okay.

1207
00:51:31,180 --> 00:51:34,879
In this house, you are family.

1208
00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,447
<i>Ganbei!</i>

1209
00:51:50,112 --> 00:51:51,461
Whoa. Okay.

1210
00:51:58,163 --> 00:51:59,512
So, is this a Chinese card game?

1211
00:51:59,643 --> 00:52:01,340
No, I just made it up
to win their money.

1212
00:52:01,471 --> 00:52:02,950
I tell them
it's an American game.

1213
00:52:05,388 --> 00:52:06,345
Ah?

1214
00:52:08,478 --> 00:52:10,132
Hey, Deadeye.

1215
00:52:10,262 --> 00:52:11,916
Why you so grumpy?

1216
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,092
You should smile more.

1217
00:52:14,875 --> 00:52:17,095
- Like Audrey.
- Oh.

1218
00:52:24,407 --> 00:52:26,539
It's nice that you have
such a big family.

1219
00:52:26,670 --> 00:52:28,237
I'm not really like my family.

1220
00:52:28,367 --> 00:52:30,413
Well, you and me, both.

1221
00:52:30,543 --> 00:52:32,241
Really?

1222
00:52:32,371 --> 00:52:34,721
I feel like you and your
parents are kinda the same.

1223
00:52:34,852 --> 00:52:36,419
I mean, you're basically white.
No offense.

1224
00:52:36,549 --> 00:52:40,597
I'm Chinese, I'm not white.

1225
00:52:40,727 --> 00:52:43,817
I'm sorry.
I say so many stupid things.

1226
00:52:43,948 --> 00:52:45,036
That's why my family thinks

1227
00:52:45,167 --> 00:52:46,951
I'm socially awkward
and too weird.

1228
00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:48,126
You think I am too.

1229
00:52:50,389 --> 00:52:52,086
- No, I don't.
- I heard you in the airport.

1230
00:52:52,217 --> 00:52:53,305
No, I, I didn't mean that. It...

1231
00:52:53,436 --> 00:52:54,393
It... It's okay.

1232
00:52:55,829 --> 00:52:56,961
I'm used to it.

1233
00:53:02,967 --> 00:53:04,098
You know why I like K-pop?

1234
00:53:04,229 --> 00:53:05,274
No. Why?

1235
00:53:06,623 --> 00:53:08,102
Because it likes me back.

1236
00:53:08,233 --> 00:53:10,279
Yeah, it's not
just awesome songs,

1237
00:53:10,409 --> 00:53:13,543
it's about what we created
because we love the music.

1238
00:53:13,673 --> 00:53:14,979
It's about us.

1239
00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:16,328
I've never thought
about it that way.

1240
00:53:16,459 --> 00:53:19,201
- The... The community.
- But it's not real.

1241
00:53:19,331 --> 00:53:21,028
I haven't met any of them.

1242
00:53:21,159 --> 00:53:24,162
I just talk to them online.
I don't have any real friends.

1243
00:53:24,293 --> 00:53:26,860
- Well, we're friends.
- Really?

1244
00:53:26,991 --> 00:53:29,341
'Cause we're gonna be home
in a couple of days.

1245
00:53:29,472 --> 00:53:31,300
Do you actually think
we're gonna hang out?

1246
00:53:31,430 --> 00:53:33,432
- Yeah, we could. Of course.
- I don't know.

1247
00:53:33,563 --> 00:53:35,956
Everyone likes you. You're cool.

1248
00:53:36,087 --> 00:53:37,741
Your hair smells
like a cookie.

1249
00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:40,657
- Your life is perfect.

1250
00:53:41,745 --> 00:53:42,702
Well, it's not.

1251
00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:46,445
But sometimes
even I feel like...

1252
00:53:47,838 --> 00:53:50,406
You... You know,
I don't really belong either.

1253
00:53:51,450 --> 00:53:52,495
You know?

1254
00:53:59,415 --> 00:54:02,156
So, so what kind of music
do you like to listen to?

1255
00:54:02,287 --> 00:54:03,897
I mean, I love Mumford Sons.

1256
00:54:04,811 --> 00:54:07,031
Uh, The National.

1257
00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:08,989
- Maroon Five. The best.
- Yes.

1258
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,904
- T Swift is my...
- Uh-huh.

1259
00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:14,081
I've really been
liking Cardi B.

1260
00:54:14,212 --> 00:54:16,345
- I love Cardi B.
- Oh, cool.

1261
00:54:16,475 --> 00:54:19,652
Yeah. You know, K-pop owes
so much to hip-hop.

1262
00:54:22,438 --> 00:54:23,700
Suck it, Bao Bao!

1263
00:54:23,830 --> 00:54:25,919
Bao Bao!

1264
00:54:34,406 --> 00:54:36,626
- You in that thing yet?
- Almost.

1265
00:54:36,756 --> 00:54:38,497
It's nice of Nai Nai
to let me borrow this.

1266
00:54:38,628 --> 00:54:40,543
Yeah. You're lucky
she likes you.

1267
00:54:40,673 --> 00:54:43,372
- She doesn't like anyone.
- Well, I like her, too.

1268
00:54:43,502 --> 00:54:45,069
I like your whole family, Lo.

1269
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,245
It's funny, all night
I kept thinking about

1270
00:54:47,376 --> 00:54:49,247
what it'd be like
if I'd grown up here.

1271
00:54:49,378 --> 00:54:50,814
- Mmm.
- I'd be like everyone else,

1272
00:54:50,944 --> 00:54:52,424
you know?

1273
00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:54,905
People wouldn't stare at me
at the grocery store.

1274
00:54:55,035 --> 00:54:56,907
Or ask my parents
where they got me from.

1275
00:54:59,475 --> 00:55:03,566
I wouldn't always
just be the Asian girl.

1276
00:55:03,696 --> 00:55:07,091
You know, I could,
I could be the smart girl.

1277
00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:10,660
Or... or the nice, funny girl.

1278
00:55:10,790 --> 00:55:13,315
I wonder if I'd still feel
like I had to be perfect

1279
00:55:13,445 --> 00:55:15,491
all the time just to belong.

1280
00:55:15,621 --> 00:55:17,971
I don't know. Maybe my whole
life would be different.

1281
00:55:18,102 --> 00:55:19,669
I don't think it'd be
that much different.

1282
00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:24,717
Wow, bitch.

1283
00:55:24,848 --> 00:55:26,502
It's nice, right?

1284
00:55:26,632 --> 00:55:28,504
China looks good on you.

1285
00:55:28,634 --> 00:55:30,027
I kind of love it.

1286
00:55:31,158 --> 00:55:33,117
- Hey, thanks.
- For what?

1287
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:35,598
I'm so grateful that
you pushed me to do this.

1288
00:55:37,687 --> 00:55:39,645
I don't think I could have
done it without you.

1289
00:55:39,776 --> 00:55:41,255
- I got you.

1290
00:55:42,996 --> 00:55:45,999
Ooh. Wow!

1291
00:55:46,130 --> 00:55:50,482
You look gorgeous.

1292
00:55:50,613 --> 00:55:53,050
You know,
I wore that dress the night

1293
00:55:53,180 --> 00:55:57,620
I was deflowered
by the love of my life.

1294
00:55:57,750 --> 00:55:59,665
- Aw. Grandpa?
- No.

1295
00:55:59,796 --> 00:56:00,840
Oh.

1296
00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:11,590
That's it.

1297
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:15,812
You ready?

1298
00:56:17,727 --> 00:56:18,684
Okay.

1299
00:56:19,729 --> 00:56:20,686
Hey!

1300
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:33,307
Oh. Hi. My, my name is Audrey.

1301
00:56:33,438 --> 00:56:35,005
I'm... I'm looking
for my mother.

1302
00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:38,095
You brought the picture?

1303
00:56:38,225 --> 00:56:39,923
Yeah, I just...

1304
00:56:40,053 --> 00:56:41,490
thought it would be nice
to have in China.

1305
00:57:00,073 --> 00:57:00,987
She knew you.

1306
00:57:04,295 --> 00:57:05,383
Does she know my mother?

1307
00:57:22,095 --> 00:57:23,227
What is she saying?

1308
00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:24,402
Okay, what's, what's going on?

1309
00:57:24,533 --> 00:57:25,925
Does she know where my mom is?

1310
00:57:31,191 --> 00:57:33,542
You, Korea girl.

1311
00:57:34,804 --> 00:57:35,848
Uh...

1312
00:57:37,850 --> 00:57:39,896
Your mom's name is Min Park.

1313
00:57:40,026 --> 00:57:41,419
That... That's a mistake.

1314
00:57:41,550 --> 00:57:43,465
I'm... I'm Chinese.

1315
00:57:43,595 --> 00:57:46,163
I... I went to Chinese school
for a year.

1316
00:57:46,293 --> 00:57:48,557
I... I... We... We celebrated
Chinese New Year's. I...

1317
00:57:48,687 --> 00:57:51,603
But Korea's great. I mean,
there's... There's mukbang,

1318
00:57:51,734 --> 00:57:53,170
soju, Hyundai, <i>Gangnam Style,</i>

1319
00:57:53,300 --> 00:57:55,651
half of Hines Ward,
half of Charles Melton,

1320
00:57:55,781 --> 00:57:57,043
all of Randall Park.

1321
00:58:10,056 --> 00:58:11,884
I want my dress back.

1322
00:58:18,151 --> 00:58:19,501
Stop being so racist!

1323
00:58:27,596 --> 00:58:28,901
My whole life has been wrong.

1324
00:58:30,076 --> 00:58:31,513
It hasn't.

1325
00:58:31,643 --> 00:58:34,080
We're only friends because
my parents were, like,

1326
00:58:34,211 --> 00:58:36,039
"Ooh, another little
Chinese girl."

1327
00:58:36,169 --> 00:58:37,519
In everyone's defense,

1328
00:58:37,649 --> 00:58:39,172
we were the only
Asian people in town.

1329
00:58:39,303 --> 00:58:40,739
So we still
would've been friends.

1330
00:58:40,870 --> 00:58:42,567
White people
don't know the difference.

1331
00:58:42,698 --> 00:58:44,134
- My parents are white.
So what
if you're Korean?

1332
00:58:44,264 --> 00:58:45,614
We all end up in the same place.

1333
00:58:45,744 --> 00:58:46,745
Walking around town
with our hands

1334
00:58:46,876 --> 00:58:48,007
behind our back, like this.

1335
00:58:53,491 --> 00:58:55,406
That's enough.
That's enough.

1336
00:58:55,537 --> 00:58:57,887
Fuck this.

1337
00:58:58,017 --> 00:58:59,236
I mean...

1338
00:58:59,366 --> 00:59:02,282
This whole birth mom
journey is bullshit.

1339
00:59:06,286 --> 00:59:07,287
You know what?

1340
00:59:08,593 --> 00:59:09,986
I only wanted to find her

1341
00:59:10,116 --> 00:59:11,335
to close this
fucking business deal.

1342
00:59:11,465 --> 00:59:12,728
I don't actually give a shit

1343
00:59:12,858 --> 00:59:16,296
if I'm a Korean lawyer
or a Chinese lawyer

1344
00:59:16,427 --> 00:59:19,256
or a fucking German lawyer,
because I'm a lawyer.

1345
00:59:19,386 --> 00:59:20,649
And I'm goin' to
finish this job.

1346
00:59:20,779 --> 00:59:22,128
This is all a lot, you know?

1347
00:59:22,259 --> 00:59:23,434
You don't have to
think about work right now.

1348
00:59:23,565 --> 00:59:24,827
This says
she's in Seoul, right?

1349
00:59:24,957 --> 00:59:26,350
- That's what you said earlier?
Uh, yeah.

1350
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:29,571
Okay. So, if we go to
Seoul right now,

1351
00:59:29,701 --> 00:59:31,877
I could still find her
and bring her back in time

1352
00:59:32,008 --> 00:59:33,575
- to go to Chao's dinner.
- But there are probably, like,

1353
00:59:33,705 --> 00:59:35,707
ten thousand Min Parks
in Korea.

1354
00:59:35,838 --> 00:59:37,056
Yes, but we have
all of her info right here.

1355
00:59:37,187 --> 00:59:38,797
We can hire
a private investigator

1356
00:59:38,928 --> 00:59:40,494
- to track her down.
- I'm so in.

1357
00:59:40,625 --> 00:59:43,019
Thank you. Thank you, Deadeye.
You're an amazing friend.

1358
00:59:43,149 --> 00:59:44,324
Lolo, are you in?

1359
00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:45,761
I mean, this is what
you wanted, right?

1360
00:59:45,891 --> 00:59:47,066
- I'm in. I'm in, yeah.
- Yes. Thank you.

1361
00:59:47,197 --> 00:59:48,502
Thank you. Let's go.

1362
00:59:48,633 --> 00:59:50,069
Passports. Passports.
Where are our passports?

1363
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,245
Oh, they are in my suitcase
that got stolen.

1364
00:59:52,376 --> 00:59:53,682
We don't need fuckin' passports.
Let's go.

1365
00:59:53,812 --> 00:59:55,466
Let's think.
No bad ideas. Let's go.

1366
00:59:55,597 --> 00:59:56,902
We could flash
our titties and just

1367
00:59:57,033 --> 00:59:58,425
- hitchhike the whole way.
- That's a bad idea.

1368
00:59:58,556 --> 01:00:00,166
We could take
a rocket to space

1369
01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:01,951
and then try to land in Korea.
No customs in the atmosphere.

1370
01:00:02,081 --> 01:00:03,256
I feel like that's worse.

1371
01:00:03,387 --> 01:00:05,389
Okay, uh, we become
mail-order brides,

1372
01:00:05,519 --> 01:00:06,695
uh, and then we...
We find a really big envelope

1373
01:00:06,825 --> 01:00:07,913
and then we could just...

1374
01:00:08,044 --> 01:00:09,567
I fuckin' love that spirit, Deadeye.

1375
01:00:09,698 --> 01:00:11,003
- Just keep thinking.
- We take coke again

1376
01:00:11,134 --> 01:00:13,615
- and we just sprint.
-  No more coke!

1377
01:00:13,745 --> 01:00:15,094
Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
Come on, guys.

1378
01:00:15,225 --> 01:00:16,574
- We could swim there.
- Okay.

1379
01:00:16,705 --> 01:00:18,184
Yeah. How, how long can you
hold your breath?

1380
01:00:19,664 --> 01:00:21,013
That's it! That's it!
I can't do it anymore!

1381
01:00:21,144 --> 01:00:22,406
Not long enough. Okay, look.
Ready? Ready? Ready?

1382
01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:23,625
You know who can
bypass airport security?

1383
01:00:23,755 --> 01:00:26,540
- The Obamas.
- Yes. And K-pop stars.

1384
01:00:26,671 --> 01:00:28,499
We are not K-pop stars.

1385
01:00:28,630 --> 01:00:29,631
Not yet, we aren't.

1386
01:00:46,604 --> 01:00:48,824
So, are we sure
this is gonna work?

1387
01:00:48,954 --> 01:00:50,608
BTS Army always comes through.

1388
01:00:50,739 --> 01:00:52,741
@Jinderalla88 said
we should be good to go.

1389
01:00:52,871 --> 01:00:54,612
Just act confident.
We're Brownie Tuesday.

1390
01:00:54,743 --> 01:00:55,831
We're a brand-new group.

1391
01:00:55,961 --> 01:00:57,354
We just did our debut
in Shanghai.

1392
01:00:57,484 --> 01:01:00,226
Our first single has
nine million downloads.

1393
01:01:00,357 --> 01:01:01,445
Everyone remember their names?

1394
01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:02,533
- Sassy.
- Cutie.

1395
01:01:02,664 --> 01:01:04,056
- Lisa.
- Lisa "two".

1396
01:01:04,187 --> 01:01:06,319
- We got this.
- We got this.

1397
01:01:06,450 --> 01:01:07,756
Where are your passports?

1398
01:01:07,886 --> 01:01:10,497
- We're Brownie Tuesday.
- Yeah. We signed with

1399
01:01:10,628 --> 01:01:12,761
Hit Bang Entertainment
last week. That's our jet.

1400
01:01:12,891 --> 01:01:14,414
Where are your
travel documents?

1401
01:01:14,545 --> 01:01:16,547
Do you even know
the name of your booking?

1402
01:01:16,678 --> 01:01:18,680
Yeah. Uh, @Jinderalla88.

1403
01:01:18,810 --> 01:01:20,029
Please leave.

1404
01:01:20,159 --> 01:01:21,987
I thought you said
your friend set this up.

1405
01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:28,167
I knew it.

1406
01:01:30,474 --> 01:01:32,041
They're just online friends.
They're not real friends.

1407
01:01:32,171 --> 01:01:33,216
No, no. It's okay.

1408
01:01:33,346 --> 01:01:34,391
We'll figure
something else out.

1409
01:01:34,521 --> 01:01:35,914
No, no.
This always happens to me.

1410
01:01:36,045 --> 01:01:37,829
I make friends,
but they never come through.

1411
01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:41,572
No one wants to be my friend.

1412
01:01:45,489 --> 01:01:46,664
This is all so

1413
01:01:46,795 --> 01:01:47,839
- fucking stupid.

1414
01:01:52,017 --> 01:01:52,975
Deadeye, look.

1415
01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:55,978
Deadeye?

1416
01:01:56,935 --> 01:01:58,502
@Jinderalla88?

1417
01:01:58,632 --> 01:02:01,635
Yes, honey. The one and only.

1418
01:02:01,766 --> 01:02:03,855
Okay, slay.

1419
01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:06,031
You'd make V very proud.

1420
01:02:06,162 --> 01:02:08,033
I'm pretending
to be your manager.

1421
01:02:08,164 --> 01:02:09,774
We even brought you fans!

1422
01:02:16,868 --> 01:02:20,654
Give it up for
Brownie Tuesday!

1423
01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:28,706
Hi.

1424
01:02:28,837 --> 01:02:31,448
Can they get on their jet now?

1425
01:02:31,578 --> 01:02:33,276
I don't believe
these girls are singers.

1426
01:02:33,406 --> 01:02:34,756
I can
assure you that these are

1427
01:02:34,886 --> 01:02:36,540
professional idols.
And they've been training

1428
01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:38,760
since they were
14 and 15 years old.

1429
01:02:38,890 --> 01:02:40,718
Girls, show them.

1430
01:02:40,849 --> 01:02:42,154
Um, what, what?

1431
01:02:42,285 --> 01:02:43,242
- Show them what?
Uh, just show 'em.

1432
01:02:43,373 --> 01:02:44,330
Well, just show them.

1433
01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:45,723
Hello? What are supposed
to show?

1434
01:02:47,203 --> 01:02:48,378
You're a fan of Cardi B, right?

1435
01:02:48,508 --> 01:02:49,509
Yeah, but is she here?

1436
01:02:53,339 --> 01:02:54,688
Just pretend that you're back
in the Tootles.

1437
01:02:55,820 --> 01:02:56,908
Trust me.

1438
01:03:01,173 --> 01:03:03,697
This is gonna be hot.
Livestream this.

1439
01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:12,750
<i>♪ There's some whores
in this house</i>

1440
01:03:12,924 --> 01:03:14,447
<i>♪ There's some whores
in this house</i>

1441
01:03:14,621 --> 01:03:16,145
<i>♪ There's some whores
in this house</i>

1442
01:03:16,319 --> 01:03:17,842
<i>♪ There's some whores
in this house</i>

1443
01:03:17,973 --> 01:03:19,496
<i>♪ You'll go whore
Cha, cha, cha</i>

1444
01:03:19,626 --> 01:03:21,237
<i>♪ You'll go whore
Cha, cha, cha</i>

1445
01:03:21,367 --> 01:03:22,978
<i>♪ You'll go whore
Cha, cha, cha</i>

1446
01:03:23,108 --> 01:03:24,762
<i>♪ You'll go whore
Cha, cha, cha</i>

1447
01:03:24,936 --> 01:03:28,287
<i>♪ There's some whores
in this cha</i>

1448
01:03:28,418 --> 01:03:30,289
<i>♪ I'm a certified freak</i>

1449
01:03:30,463 --> 01:03:32,161
<i>♪ Seven days a week</i>

1450
01:03:32,335 --> 01:03:34,903
<i>♪ Wet ass pussy
Hear this AZN speak</i>

1451
01:03:36,252 --> 01:03:37,949
<i>♪ Yeah, you fuckin'
with some</i>

1452
01:03:38,123 --> 01:03:39,429
<i>- ♪ Wet ass pussy
- ♪ Wet ass pussy</i>

1453
01:03:39,559 --> 01:03:41,518
<i>♪ Gimme everything you got
for this wet ass pussy</i>

1454
01:03:41,648 --> 01:03:42,867
<i>♪ Wet ass pussy</i>

1455
01:03:43,041 --> 01:03:44,521
<i>♪ Beat it up, Lolo,
catch a charge</i>

1456
01:03:44,695 --> 01:03:46,218
<i>♪ Kumon smart and Kumon hard</i>

1457
01:03:46,392 --> 01:03:48,090
<i>♪ Put this pussy
on a girl named Grace</i>

1458
01:03:48,264 --> 01:03:49,918
<i>♪ Who got them A's
on a report card</i>

1459
01:03:50,092 --> 01:03:51,963
<i>♪ Hop on top, I wanna ride</i>

1460
01:03:52,137 --> 01:03:53,530
<i>♪ In a rice rocket
that's a Hyundai</i>

1461
01:03:53,660 --> 01:03:55,184
<i>♪ Cut up that duck,
don't cut up the eyes</i>

1462
01:03:55,314 --> 01:03:56,925
<i>♪ This pussy is wet,
we know how to dive</i>

1463
01:03:57,055 --> 01:03:58,448
<i>- ♪ Olympics
- ♪ Thai me up</i>

1464
01:03:58,578 --> 01:03:59,579
<i>- ♪ Like I'm tea iced
- ♪ Let's go play</i>

1465
01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:01,059
<i>♪ Just not on the slide</i>

1466
01:04:01,190 --> 01:04:02,800
<i>♪ I want you to park
that plastic couch</i>

1467
01:04:02,974 --> 01:04:04,410
<i>♪ Right in this dusty garage</i>

1468
01:04:06,586 --> 01:04:07,849
<i>- ♪ Out in public
- ♪ Don't make a scene</i>

1469
01:04:07,979 --> 01:04:09,763
<i>♪ I don't cook
I don't clean</i>

1470
01:04:09,894 --> 01:04:11,374
<i>♪ I will fuck you up
if you call me Ching</i>

1471
01:04:11,548 --> 01:04:13,245
<i>♪ There's
some whores in this house</i>

1472
01:04:13,376 --> 01:04:14,986
<i>♪ House, house, house</i>

1473
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:16,945
<i>♪ Take off your shoes
in the house</i>

1474
01:04:17,075 --> 01:04:18,555
<i>♪ For this wet ass pussy</i>

1475
01:04:18,685 --> 01:04:20,600
<i>♪ Now drink a soju
and a Hite</i>

1476
01:04:20,731 --> 01:04:21,993
<i>♪ For this wet ass pussy</i>

1477
01:04:22,124 --> 01:04:24,213
<i>♪ Ask my permission
just to kiss me</i>

1478
01:04:24,343 --> 01:04:26,171
<i>♪ On this wet ass pussy</i>

1479
01:04:26,302 --> 01:04:30,045
<i>♪ It's an honor to be Asian
with this wet ass pussy ♪</i>

1480
01:04:34,266 --> 01:04:35,572
Ow.

1481
01:04:37,661 --> 01:04:39,619
What the fuck is that?

1482
01:04:42,796 --> 01:04:44,581
Nothing. I'm...

1483
01:04:45,756 --> 01:04:47,018
Your pussy's the devil?

1484
01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:48,411
That is way bigger
than I expected.

1485
01:04:48,541 --> 01:04:49,803
No wonder you won't
have sex with Clarence.

1486
01:04:49,934 --> 01:04:51,196
- That thing is massive.
It's huge.

1487
01:04:51,327 --> 01:04:52,545
The artist did really
impressive work, Kat.

1488
01:04:52,676 --> 01:04:54,199
You don't understand.
I've tried lasers,

1489
01:04:54,330 --> 01:04:55,984
I've tried skin grafts and,

1490
01:04:56,114 --> 01:04:58,029
and nothing...
Nothing will take.

1491
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:00,640
My vagina is the devil.

1492
01:05:00,771 --> 01:05:03,252
And she is here to stay.

1493
01:05:03,382 --> 01:05:04,644
Kat, it's gonna be okay.
It'll be okay.

1494
01:05:04,775 --> 01:05:07,473
It will not be okay.
It's on the inside too.

1495
01:05:14,611 --> 01:05:15,612
Oh, Clar.

1496
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,441
Clarence.

1497
01:05:19,268 --> 01:05:20,399
I came for you.

1498
01:05:20,530 --> 01:05:22,401
- Wait, no, I can explain.
- No, I...

1499
01:05:25,535 --> 01:05:26,623
Who are you?

1500
01:05:30,844 --> 01:05:32,194
Clarence, no.

1501
01:05:32,324 --> 01:05:33,282
Clarence, no!

1502
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,938
Fuck! What am I gonna do?

1503
01:05:37,068 --> 01:05:38,765
You have caused
a public disturbance!

1504
01:05:38,896 --> 01:05:40,637
And committed
an indecent exposure!

1505
01:05:40,767 --> 01:05:42,639
- We know.
- You must leave. Now!

1506
01:05:48,993 --> 01:05:50,081
Okay.

1507
01:05:50,212 --> 01:05:52,127
Okay. Not to worry.
Not to worry.

1508
01:05:52,257 --> 01:05:53,345
Plan B. Plan B.

1509
01:05:53,476 --> 01:05:54,868
Do you guys have another jet?

1510
01:05:56,696 --> 01:05:58,742
<i>♪ Ayo, lil' bitch
Get the fuck outta here</i>

1511
01:06:03,094 --> 01:06:05,575
<i>♪ We just wanna have
a good time</i>

1512
01:06:07,925 --> 01:06:09,187
Those chickens have to stop.

1513
01:06:10,754 --> 01:06:12,799
<i>♪ That is not
your open invitation ♪</i>

1514
01:06:16,803 --> 01:06:18,936
Deadeye, did you just
kill the chicken?

1515
01:06:20,546 --> 01:06:22,113
- No.

1516
01:06:47,747 --> 01:06:50,315
Okay, the agency's
right down that way.

1517
01:06:50,446 --> 01:06:51,447
Coffee in
cute bear cups?

1518
01:06:51,577 --> 01:06:52,578
My treat?

1519
01:06:54,102 --> 01:06:56,539
Oh, finally.
There's good Wi-Fi here.

1520
01:06:56,669 --> 01:06:57,801
- All my emails are coming in.

1521
01:06:57,931 --> 01:06:59,585
I can see if Clarence
texted me back.

1522
01:07:06,462 --> 01:07:07,898
- I did...

1523
01:07:08,029 --> 01:07:10,292
Oh, I didn't know I had fans
here. That's kinda nice.

1524
01:07:11,815 --> 01:07:13,121
Wait, they love you here.

1525
01:07:14,861 --> 01:07:18,387
So, um, I think
maybe some people

1526
01:07:18,517 --> 01:07:19,779
picked up my livestream.

1527
01:07:25,437 --> 01:07:26,699
- What?
- It... It's okay.

1528
01:07:26,830 --> 01:07:28,484
I'm sure it's not going viral
or anything.

1529
01:07:40,539 --> 01:07:42,933
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I am fucked!

1530
01:07:43,064 --> 01:07:45,153
There's already a meme
with Tweety Bird saying,

1531
01:07:45,283 --> 01:07:47,155
-"I thought I thaw..."
- Don't say it!

1532
01:07:47,285 --> 01:07:49,026
- Weird. Chao's calling me.

1533
01:07:51,594 --> 01:07:53,117
Hi, Chao.
So good to hear from you.

1534
01:07:53,248 --> 01:07:55,554
My mother and I were actually
just talking about you.

1535
01:07:55,728 --> 01:07:57,817
- Do not bother coming.
<i>- What?</i>

1536
01:07:57,948 --> 01:08:00,168
I saw the video of you
and your friend's

1537
01:08:00,342 --> 01:08:01,517
- devil vagina.
<i>- Let me explain.</i>

1538
01:08:01,647 --> 01:08:02,866
It's actually, it...
It's so hilarious.

1539
01:08:02,996 --> 01:08:04,433
You're gonna love this story.
It's...

1540
01:08:04,563 --> 01:08:05,956
- Um...
<i>- You lied to me.</i>

1541
01:08:06,087 --> 01:08:07,088
You told me you're in Beijing
with your mother.

1542
01:08:07,218 --> 01:08:09,002
But that's clearly not true.

1543
01:08:09,133 --> 01:08:10,569
I cannot do business
with someone

1544
01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:12,005
who's not who they
say they are.

1545
01:08:12,136 --> 01:08:13,224
Please. Just...
Just hear me out.

1546
01:08:13,355 --> 01:08:14,921
No, I've already
made up my mind.

1547
01:08:15,052 --> 01:08:16,706
I will tell your boss
that we are not

1548
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:18,664
<i>- going to sign.</i>
- But, when you talk to Frank

1549
01:08:18,795 --> 01:08:20,013
can you please
just not mention

1550
01:08:20,144 --> 01:08:21,145
- the whole video thing?
- I already saw it.

1551
01:08:21,319 --> 01:08:22,407
- Shit!
<i>I didn't know</i>

1552
01:08:22,538 --> 01:08:23,974
<i>you were this shady, Audrey.</i>

1553
01:08:24,105 --> 01:08:25,889
I mean, that is the last time
that I take a chance

1554
01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:27,369
on someone like you.

1555
01:08:27,499 --> 01:08:30,023
Again, I mean associate,
not an Asian.

1556
01:08:30,198 --> 01:08:32,156
<i>- Anyway, you're fired.</i>
- What?

1557
01:08:32,287 --> 01:08:34,245
Frank. No...
I... I can fix this.

1558
01:08:34,376 --> 01:08:35,942
I'm still an ally though.

1559
01:08:36,073 --> 01:08:37,553
I fired a white guy
earlier this week.

1560
01:08:37,683 --> 01:08:38,945
Did the exact same thing.

1561
01:08:39,076 --> 01:08:40,295
Okay, Frank. Frank?
Frank, don't hang up.

1562
01:08:40,425 --> 01:08:42,906
I'm gonna get fired
from my show.

1563
01:08:43,036 --> 01:08:44,386
And my movie.

1564
01:08:44,516 --> 01:08:46,779
And I'm never gonna go to LA.

1565
01:08:46,910 --> 01:08:48,694
It's okay.
It's not the end of the world.

1566
01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:51,132
No, it literally is
the end of the world.

1567
01:08:53,743 --> 01:08:57,355
Clarence and I were gonna rent
a house in Malibu.

1568
01:08:57,486 --> 01:09:00,271
And we were gonna be
one of those couples

1569
01:09:00,402 --> 01:09:04,841
who meditate every single day
and tell people about it

1570
01:09:04,971 --> 01:09:08,758
because that is what
people do in Los Angeles.

1571
01:09:08,888 --> 01:09:10,542
- It's okay.

1572
01:09:10,673 --> 01:09:13,545
And Audrey was gonna
hang out with us

1573
01:09:13,676 --> 01:09:16,287
all the time when
she moved there.

1574
01:09:20,204 --> 01:09:23,381
Audrey was gonna
move out to LA?

1575
01:09:23,512 --> 01:09:26,384
Once she closed the deal
and got promoted.

1576
01:09:28,691 --> 01:09:30,997
Why didn't you tell me
about LA?

1577
01:09:31,128 --> 01:09:33,870
- Lolo, I can't right now.
- What was your plan?

1578
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,307
Were you just gonna move out
and never say anything?

1579
01:09:36,438 --> 01:09:37,569
It's not happening anymore.

1580
01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:38,918
I just got fired.

1581
01:09:39,049 --> 01:09:40,659
What?
- Chao saw the video.

1582
01:09:40,790 --> 01:09:43,184
- Your video.
- Yeah, well, whatever.

1583
01:09:43,314 --> 01:09:44,750
Fuck them.
You'll get a new job.

1584
01:09:44,881 --> 01:09:46,448
- It's not that easy.
- For you, it will be.

1585
01:09:46,578 --> 01:09:48,754
Just go to the country club
where you play squash at.

1586
01:09:48,885 --> 01:09:50,495
I'm pretty sure one of those
white guys will give you a job

1587
01:09:50,626 --> 01:09:52,105
- in, like, two seconds.
- What the fuck?

1588
01:09:52,236 --> 01:09:54,586
I worked hard for that job.

1589
01:09:54,717 --> 01:09:57,241
You know what? This is all
your fucking fault.

1590
01:09:57,372 --> 01:09:59,765
Four bears
for four best friends.

1591
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:01,376
Cappuccino is for Audrey

1592
01:10:01,506 --> 01:10:03,204
because she doesn't like
to try anything weird.

1593
01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:07,033
- She's the best.
- You're a fucking idiot.

1594
01:10:07,164 --> 01:10:08,905
Telling Chao that
I knew my birth mom.

1595
01:10:09,035 --> 01:10:11,255
Dragging us all over
the Chinese countryside.

1596
01:10:11,386 --> 01:10:12,517
I was doing this for you.

1597
01:10:12,648 --> 01:10:14,215
No. You were doing it
for yourself.

1598
01:10:14,345 --> 01:10:17,174
You still think we're kids
on some dumb grand adventure.

1599
01:10:17,305 --> 01:10:19,524
Well, grow the fuck up, Lolo.
The rest of us are adults.

1600
01:10:19,655 --> 01:10:22,353
You're still a fucking child.
Okay, my life is ruined.

1601
01:10:23,224 --> 01:10:25,574
Your life is ruined?

1602
01:10:25,704 --> 01:10:28,272
My life is ruined, okay?

1603
01:10:28,403 --> 01:10:31,797
You can always find another
fucking desk job, okay?

1604
01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:34,626
I can never find
another Clarence.

1605
01:10:34,757 --> 01:10:35,975
And whose fault is that?

1606
01:10:36,106 --> 01:10:37,586
Maybe you should've
been honest with him

1607
01:10:37,716 --> 01:10:39,631
from the beginning instead of
lying every single day

1608
01:10:39,762 --> 01:10:41,024
for the past three years.

1609
01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:42,678
Whoa, what the fuck?
That's her business.

1610
01:10:42,808 --> 01:10:44,897
And since when are you
the spokesperson for honesty?

1611
01:10:45,028 --> 01:10:47,987
Okay, so are... Are you two
best friends now?

1612
01:10:48,118 --> 01:10:49,293
What, like Lilo and Stitch?

1613
01:10:51,382 --> 01:10:52,949
You fuckin' suck
at impressions.

1614
01:10:55,604 --> 01:10:56,648
Go fuck yourself!

1615
01:10:56,779 --> 01:10:58,476
I'll knock
your teeth out, bitch!

1616
01:11:01,262 --> 01:11:05,222
I am an actress.

1617
01:11:05,353 --> 01:11:10,575
And even I am less
self-involved than you are.

1618
01:11:13,012 --> 01:11:14,013
Huh.

1619
01:11:15,580 --> 01:11:17,713
- Kat.
- You know what? Kat's right.

1620
01:11:19,367 --> 01:11:20,716
You've been a shitty friend.

1621
01:11:20,846 --> 01:11:22,848
This entire time,
I was helping you

1622
01:11:22,979 --> 01:11:24,502
so you could get
promoted and leave me?

1623
01:11:24,633 --> 01:11:26,548
- I was doing it for my career.
- Why?

1624
01:11:26,678 --> 01:11:28,245
I mean, you're always talkin'
about how you feel like

1625
01:11:28,376 --> 01:11:30,247
- you don't belong there.
- I don't belong anywhere.

1626
01:11:30,378 --> 01:11:31,640
I'm clearly not white,

1627
01:11:31,770 --> 01:11:33,250
but you're always
telling me that I am.

1628
01:11:33,381 --> 01:11:35,339
And I'm also not Asian enough.
At least not for you.

1629
01:11:35,470 --> 01:11:37,254
That's all in your head!
Your life is perfect!

1630
01:11:37,385 --> 01:11:38,690
How is my life perfect

1631
01:11:38,821 --> 01:11:40,779
when I spend all my time
babysitting a grown-ass

1632
01:11:40,910 --> 01:11:43,608
- 29-year-old woman?
- I'm babysitting you!

1633
01:11:43,739 --> 01:11:45,306
I've been saving your ass
since we were kids

1634
01:11:45,436 --> 01:11:47,351
- on the playground.
- You've never, ever

1635
01:11:47,482 --> 01:11:48,744
applied yourself, Lolo.

1636
01:11:48,874 --> 01:11:51,616
You wanna be a real artist?
Then grow up!

1637
01:11:51,747 --> 01:11:54,315
Right now, you're just
a barnacle with a cute hobby!

1638
01:11:56,142 --> 01:11:59,145
Yo, I may be a barnacle,
but at least I know who I am.

1639
01:12:00,190 --> 01:12:01,191
You know what?

1640
01:12:02,845 --> 01:12:04,020
If we didn't grow up

1641
01:12:04,150 --> 01:12:06,327
as the only two
Asian girls in town,

1642
01:12:08,024 --> 01:12:09,155
we never would've
been friends.

1643
01:12:43,538 --> 01:12:46,410
- Sorry.
Thank you so much
for waiting.

1644
01:12:46,541 --> 01:12:48,978
- We found the record

1645
01:12:49,108 --> 01:12:50,719
- of your birth mother.
- Oh, my gosh.

1646
01:12:53,591 --> 01:12:55,811
I... I can't read this. Um...

1647
01:12:56,725 --> 01:12:59,684
So do I call her or...

1648
01:12:59,815 --> 01:13:01,469
I... I'm sorry, I'd...
I don't know how this works.

1649
01:13:03,253 --> 01:13:05,168
I'm so sorry
to tell you that...

1650
01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:07,518
she's passed away.

1651
01:13:10,173 --> 01:13:12,610
I have the address
of where she was buried

1652
01:13:12,741 --> 01:13:15,134
if you would like
to visit her.

1653
01:13:15,961 --> 01:13:17,659
No. I'm, uh, um...

1654
01:13:17,789 --> 01:13:19,356
Do you have friend here?

1655
01:13:19,487 --> 01:13:22,011
- Someone you can call?
- No. Uh, it's okay. Thank you.

1656
01:13:24,013 --> 01:13:25,971
Thank... Thank, thank you,
thank you so much. Thank you.

1657
01:13:29,932 --> 01:13:33,892
<i>♪ If I could let you
in my skin</i>

1658
01:13:34,023 --> 01:13:34,893
<i>♪ Then you would know</i>

1659
01:13:36,591 --> 01:13:37,853
<i>♪ The state I'm in</i>

1660
01:13:40,899 --> 01:13:41,857
Hi.

1661
01:13:42,335 --> 01:13:43,380
Hi, Dad.

1662
01:13:43,511 --> 01:13:44,947
<i>♪ Every end</i>

1663
01:13:48,733 --> 01:13:53,477
<i>♪ Sometimes it's hard
for me to see</i>

1664
01:13:55,479 --> 01:14:00,702
<i>♪ Anything else
but stormy seas</i>

1665
01:14:00,832 --> 01:14:02,007
<i>Hey, it's Clarence.</i>

1666
01:14:02,181 --> 01:14:04,140
<i>Jesus loves you.
Leave a message.</i>

1667
01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:06,011
- Uh, hi.

1668
01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:11,539
I know you never wanna talk
to me again, but, um...

1669
01:14:14,193 --> 01:14:16,108
I hope you will listen.

1670
01:14:16,239 --> 01:14:21,766
I wanna be 100% honest
about everything and...

1671
01:14:21,897 --> 01:14:26,336
and, well,
everyone I've ever done.

1672
01:14:28,860 --> 01:14:31,341
I guess we'll start
with the A's.

1673
01:14:31,515 --> 01:14:35,650
<i>♪ I didn't know it was fine</i>

1674
01:14:35,780 --> 01:14:40,481
<i>♪ To be quiet</i>

1675
01:14:43,135 --> 01:14:47,488
<i>♪ Quiet</i>

1676
01:14:47,618 --> 01:14:51,927
<i>♪ To be quiet</i>

1677
01:14:55,017 --> 01:14:59,108
<i>♪ Quiet ♪</i>

1678
01:15:09,379 --> 01:15:10,772
Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.

1679
01:15:10,902 --> 01:15:12,034
I don't... I don't speak Korean.

1680
01:15:12,164 --> 01:15:13,209
That's okay.

1681
01:15:13,818 --> 01:15:15,254
My name's Dae Han.

1682
01:15:16,125 --> 01:15:17,300
I'm Min Young's husband.

1683
01:15:18,562 --> 01:15:19,650
You must be the daughter.

1684
01:15:22,479 --> 01:15:23,480
Wait. Are...

1685
01:15:24,612 --> 01:15:25,569
Are you my...

1686
01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:26,831
No.

1687
01:15:28,267 --> 01:15:29,617
But I'm glad
to finally meet you.

1688
01:15:31,662 --> 01:15:34,056
We were only married
a few years before
she fell sick.

1689
01:15:34,186 --> 01:15:35,710
I'm so sorry.

1690
01:15:37,755 --> 01:15:38,843
They were good years.

1691
01:15:38,974 --> 01:15:41,019
We never had
kids of our own though.

1692
01:15:41,150 --> 01:15:42,760
I'm very sorry
I wasn't able to introduce you

1693
01:15:42,891 --> 01:15:44,240
to a little brother
or sister today.

1694
01:15:44,370 --> 01:15:46,634
It's okay.

1695
01:15:46,764 --> 01:15:48,549
She always talked
about you though.

1696
01:15:50,202 --> 01:15:51,247
You know,
she was just a teenager

1697
01:15:51,377 --> 01:15:52,553
when she got pregnant.

1698
01:15:54,206 --> 01:15:56,861
Her boyfriend didn't
want to get in trouble,

1699
01:15:56,992 --> 01:15:58,515
and he denied it.

1700
01:15:58,646 --> 01:16:01,213
So, her parents sent her to
China until you were born.

1701
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:05,696
They're the ones who forced
her to give you up.

1702
01:16:05,827 --> 01:16:07,568
But she never stopped
thinking about you.

1703
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:13,574
If I tried to find her sooner

1704
01:16:14,313 --> 01:16:15,924
maybe she and I could...

1705
01:16:20,711 --> 01:16:21,843
But it's too late.

1706
01:16:21,973 --> 01:16:23,322
There's something
you should see.

1707
01:16:25,324 --> 01:16:28,589
When she got sick,
she wanted to throw a party.

1708
01:16:30,112 --> 01:16:31,896
So, we rented a boat

1709
01:16:32,027 --> 01:16:34,595
and we sailed out
to Yeouido Park.

1710
01:16:34,725 --> 01:16:36,858
Uh, that's right along
the Han River.

1711
01:16:36,988 --> 01:16:38,599
Several of us got seasick

1712
01:16:38,729 --> 01:16:39,991
- on the way...

1713
01:16:40,122 --> 01:16:41,819
...which she thought
was pretty hilarious.

1714
01:16:43,647 --> 01:16:46,824
But it was beautiful.

1715
01:16:46,955 --> 01:16:49,000
She got to say goodbye
to everybody she loved.

1716
01:16:51,699 --> 01:16:52,656
Except for you.

1717
01:16:55,746 --> 01:16:57,139
So she made you this.

1718
01:17:15,026 --> 01:17:16,549
<i>Hi. I'm Min.</i>

1719
01:17:18,073 --> 01:17:20,162
<i>Sorry, my English is not good.</i>

1720
01:17:20,292 --> 01:17:21,424
<i>What are you
talking about?</i>

1721
01:17:21,554 --> 01:17:22,947
<i>Your English is very good.</i>

1722
01:17:25,254 --> 01:17:26,821
<i>I am sorry</i>

1723
01:17:26,951 --> 01:17:29,650
<i>I could not be
part of your life.</i>

1724
01:17:30,825 --> 01:17:33,088
<i>I want to very much.</i>

1725
01:17:34,350 --> 01:17:35,873
<i>But when you were baby,</i>

1726
01:17:36,047 --> 01:17:38,484
<i>you smile so big.</i>

1727
01:17:38,659 --> 01:17:41,618
<i>And you cry so big.</i>

1728
01:17:43,664 --> 01:17:47,580
<i>I wonder what
you are like now.</i>

1729
01:17:48,843 --> 01:17:51,019
<i>Are you doctor?</i>

1730
01:17:51,193 --> 01:17:53,238
<i>- Lawyer? Teacher?</i>

1731
01:17:56,546 --> 01:17:58,722
<i>But it doesn't matter.</i>

1732
01:17:58,853 --> 01:18:01,159
<i>I'm proud to be your mother.</i>

1733
01:18:01,290 --> 01:18:02,639
<i>It doesn't matter?</i>

1734
01:18:02,770 --> 01:18:04,249
<i>- That's not what you told me.</i>

1735
01:18:08,558 --> 01:18:13,171
<i>I hope
this message find you.</i>

1736
01:18:14,303 --> 01:18:15,739
<i>And...</i>

1737
01:18:26,837 --> 01:18:28,099
<i>My daughter...</i>

1738
01:18:29,710 --> 01:18:30,711
<i>I love you.</i>

1739
01:18:43,811 --> 01:18:44,855
I'm sorry.

1740
01:19:02,699 --> 01:19:05,310
Well, glad we got a chance
to spend some time together.

1741
01:19:05,441 --> 01:19:06,834
Me, too.

1742
01:19:06,964 --> 01:19:08,836
Really have to go so soon?

1743
01:19:08,966 --> 01:19:11,012
Yeah, but I'll be back.

1744
01:19:11,142 --> 01:19:12,665
Um...

1745
01:19:12,796 --> 01:19:15,233
Thank you so much again
for everything.

1746
01:19:15,364 --> 01:19:17,235
And honestly,
I'm just so lucky that you

1747
01:19:17,366 --> 01:19:18,846
happen to be
at her grave that day.

1748
01:19:18,976 --> 01:19:22,632
Well, I appreciate that,
but, uh, it wasn't quite luck.

1749
01:19:23,546 --> 01:19:25,287
Your friends messaged me.

1750
01:19:25,417 --> 01:19:26,941
Uh...

1751
01:19:27,071 --> 01:19:29,813
Lolo, Kat, and... I know
I'm gonna get this one wrong.

1752
01:19:29,944 --> 01:19:31,336
Uh, Deadeye?

1753
01:19:33,164 --> 01:19:35,297
Yeah. Oh, um...

1754
01:19:35,427 --> 01:19:37,212
Yeah, my... My parents
must've told them.

1755
01:19:37,342 --> 01:19:39,823
Yeah, they told me that
you were actually in Korea

1756
01:19:39,954 --> 01:19:42,173
and that I might find you
if I went to the graveyard.

1757
01:19:42,304 --> 01:19:43,479
They didn't tell you
any of this, did they?

1758
01:19:43,609 --> 01:19:45,394
Oh, no. We, um...

1759
01:19:45,524 --> 01:19:47,788
It's just, we got into
a little bit of a fight.

1760
01:19:47,918 --> 01:19:49,224
And, uh, I...

1761
01:19:50,355 --> 01:19:53,271
I lost my job
and I said some...

1762
01:19:53,402 --> 01:19:55,796
really terrible things
to all of them and, uh...

1763
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,233
It may not be
any of my business,

1764
01:19:59,538 --> 01:20:02,063
but it seems to me that
what matters the most

1765
01:20:02,193 --> 01:20:04,282
is if your friends love
you enough to forgive you.

1766
01:20:04,413 --> 01:20:06,807
- Well...
- And if they went through
all this trouble,

1767
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:08,721
I think they would.

1768
01:20:10,245 --> 01:20:11,246
Where are they now?

1769
01:20:44,714 --> 01:20:46,324
Hey, Kat.

1770
01:20:51,373 --> 01:20:54,463
Listen, I... I'm sorry about
everything that happened. I...

1771
01:20:54,593 --> 01:20:57,248
No. No.
No, no, no, no, no. I...

1772
01:20:57,379 --> 01:20:58,989
I listened to your voicemail.

1773
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:02,863
The whole three hours of it.

1774
01:21:03,951 --> 01:21:05,691
I appreciate the honesty.

1775
01:21:05,822 --> 01:21:08,346
Truth of it is,
I kind of figured

1776
01:21:08,477 --> 01:21:10,958
that you'd had sex before.

1777
01:21:11,088 --> 01:21:14,004
You know, you're just
so sensual, and worldly

1778
01:21:14,135 --> 01:21:16,833
and one time I saw your
browser history and...

1779
01:21:16,964 --> 01:21:18,922
It's not like I didn't
wanna have sex.

1780
01:21:19,053 --> 01:21:20,750
I was just so worried

1781
01:21:20,881 --> 01:21:22,883
that I wouldn't live up
to your expectations.

1782
01:21:23,013 --> 01:21:24,797
And then
when I saw your tattoo,

1783
01:21:24,928 --> 01:21:28,105
I just got
crazy intimidated and...

1784
01:21:28,236 --> 01:21:29,498
Look, Kat, when we kiss,

1785
01:21:29,628 --> 01:21:31,369
I have to leave
space for Jesus.

1786
01:21:31,500 --> 01:21:32,849
I gotta leave that God gap

1787
01:21:32,980 --> 01:21:35,286
because I'm gonna
ruin my pants.

1788
01:21:35,417 --> 01:21:36,722
Every time.

1789
01:21:36,853 --> 01:21:38,246
That's why I wear
three pairs of underwear.

1790
01:21:38,376 --> 01:21:41,249
Oh, honey. I love you so much

1791
01:21:41,379 --> 01:21:43,816
that I gave up the thing
I love second most for you.

1792
01:21:43,947 --> 01:21:46,776
- And I love dick.

1793
01:21:46,907 --> 01:21:48,909
I can be dick.

1794
01:21:49,039 --> 01:21:51,433
And I can love you.
I can do both.

1795
01:21:51,563 --> 01:21:53,087
So, should we have sex
right now?

1796
01:21:53,217 --> 01:21:55,698
- Ah. Ooh. Ooh. Oh.
- Ah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

1797
01:21:55,828 --> 01:21:57,221
what's happening?
What's happening?
What's happening?

1798
01:21:57,352 --> 01:21:58,701
Ha... Save... No...

1799
01:22:01,225 --> 01:22:02,183
Saved it.

1800
01:22:02,313 --> 01:22:03,271
- Saved it.
- Mmm.

1801
01:22:09,190 --> 01:22:10,147
Thanks, Jin Ho.

1802
01:22:10,278 --> 01:22:11,583
Heard you got into med school.

1803
01:22:12,106 --> 01:22:13,063
So proud.

1804
01:22:13,194 --> 01:22:15,457
Here you go. Hot and steamy.

1805
01:22:15,587 --> 01:22:16,762
Let me know
if you want hot sauce.

1806
01:22:16,893 --> 01:22:18,199
I'll get you the Chinese kind.

1807
01:22:18,329 --> 01:22:19,461
Pretty sure you can handle it.

1808
01:22:26,033 --> 01:22:27,860
- Hi.
- You had me at "Hi."

1809
01:22:27,991 --> 01:22:29,166
Oh.

1810
01:22:29,297 --> 01:22:31,081
Hi.

1811
01:22:31,212 --> 01:22:32,604
I didn't know
you worked here now.

1812
01:22:32,735 --> 01:22:34,519
I don't. I'm just covering
'cause Jing's out sick.

1813
01:22:34,650 --> 01:22:36,391
I'm trying to match her vibe.
What do you think?

1814
01:22:37,609 --> 01:22:40,047
Number 32!
Number 32!

1815
01:22:40,177 --> 01:22:41,613
Party of two!

1816
01:22:42,832 --> 01:22:45,008
Yeah, that's good.

1817
01:22:49,273 --> 01:22:51,754
- Lolo.
- Sorry. I'm so sorry. Um...

1818
01:22:51,884 --> 01:22:53,277
She doesn't wanna talk to you.

1819
01:22:53,408 --> 01:22:55,323
Yeah, I figured
when I left her, like,

1820
01:22:55,453 --> 01:22:57,455
ten messages and she didn't
call me back.

1821
01:22:58,282 --> 01:22:59,980
Sorry.

1822
01:23:00,110 --> 01:23:02,025
Family first. Have to do it.
Respectfully, of course.

1823
01:23:02,983 --> 01:23:05,289
Yeah, no, I know. I know.

1824
01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:07,813
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.

1825
01:23:07,944 --> 01:23:10,381
Lolo! Lolo!
No, no, no. Lolo! Stop.

1826
01:23:10,512 --> 01:23:12,905
No, no, no. Hey! Hey!
Break! Break! Stop!

1827
01:23:13,036 --> 01:23:14,124
- Sorry. I'm so sorry.

1828
01:23:14,255 --> 01:23:15,343
Sorry, everyone.

1829
01:23:15,473 --> 01:23:16,866
Enjoy your meal.

1830
01:23:16,997 --> 01:23:20,304
Um, it's, it's just that
everything's a mess

1831
01:23:20,435 --> 01:23:21,523
and it's all my fault.

1832
01:23:22,437 --> 01:23:23,699
Ever since we were kids,

1833
01:23:23,829 --> 01:23:26,441
I was this scared little girl

1834
01:23:26,571 --> 01:23:30,793
who always felt like she had
to prove herself to everyone

1835
01:23:31,837 --> 01:23:32,838
except for you.

1836
01:23:34,318 --> 01:23:37,017
You were always
looking out for me.

1837
01:23:37,191 --> 01:23:41,978
<i>With you was the only time
I felt safe to be me.</i>

1838
01:23:44,067 --> 01:23:46,635
Even though I didn't know
who the hell I was.

1839
01:23:46,765 --> 01:23:49,464
But you've always been
comfortable being you.

1840
01:23:49,594 --> 01:23:52,075
<i>And you tried to make me feel
that way too.</i>

1841
01:23:52,206 --> 01:23:54,686
You know me better
than I know myself.

1842
01:23:58,081 --> 01:23:59,082
I...

1843
01:24:01,345 --> 01:24:05,393
You were right. I hated
working at that law firm.

1844
01:24:05,523 --> 01:24:09,353
But... Thanks to you, I can do
something more meaningful.

1845
01:24:10,789 --> 01:24:12,922
Start my own practice.

1846
01:24:13,053 --> 01:24:15,403
Because I know that
I'm brave enough now.

1847
01:24:15,533 --> 01:24:16,752
Hell yeah.

1848
01:24:16,882 --> 01:24:18,362
She had a devil's threesome
in China.

1849
01:24:18,493 --> 01:24:19,711
Huh? What?

1850
01:24:19,842 --> 01:24:21,061
-  I did.

1851
01:24:23,063 --> 01:24:24,064
Lolo, it's so great

1852
01:24:24,194 --> 01:24:25,152
that you are working here.

1853
01:24:25,282 --> 01:24:26,414
And I'm so proud
of you for that

1854
01:24:27,806 --> 01:24:30,722
but you are an incredible,
true artist.

1855
01:24:30,853 --> 01:24:32,724
You cannot give that up
just because

1856
01:24:32,855 --> 01:24:38,904
I am a lying, hurtful,
stupid failure of a friend.

1857
01:24:39,035 --> 01:24:41,081
Audrey, I haven't given up. Look.

1858
01:24:42,604 --> 01:24:44,606
My wall of licky cats.

1859
01:24:44,736 --> 01:24:46,347
I just sold one yesterday.

1860
01:24:46,477 --> 01:24:49,263
I'm only waiting tables
for now so I'm not
such a barnacle.

1861
01:24:49,393 --> 01:24:51,308
You've always been
a better friend to me

1862
01:24:51,439 --> 01:24:54,224
than I have been to you.
And I'm so, so sorry.

1863
01:24:54,355 --> 01:24:56,748
Just shut up. Okay?

1864
01:25:00,274 --> 01:25:02,102
You're the best friend
I could ever ask for.

1865
01:25:02,232 --> 01:25:03,668
The biggest support system.

1866
01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:05,931
And I'm sorry. I'm the one
that's fuckin' sorry.

1867
01:25:06,062 --> 01:25:07,150
I took you for granted.

1868
01:25:10,501 --> 01:25:13,156
So, does that mean
you forgive me?

1869
01:25:14,549 --> 01:25:15,811
Come here, bitch.

1870
01:25:20,294 --> 01:25:21,251
Friendship.

1871
01:25:21,947 --> 01:25:23,688
Party of three?

1872
01:25:23,819 --> 01:25:25,299
Oh, my God. Get in here.

1873
01:25:25,429 --> 01:25:27,039
Deadeye.

1874
01:25:27,170 --> 01:25:28,824
We're back, baby!

1875
01:25:29,694 --> 01:25:30,826
Wait, are we all back?

1876
01:25:30,956 --> 01:25:32,610
Have you and Kat
started talkin' again?

1877
01:25:32,741 --> 01:25:34,134
Yeah, I called her to apologize.

1878
01:25:34,264 --> 01:25:36,832
But wait, does that mean
you and Kat were talking?

1879
01:25:37,528 --> 01:25:38,660
We've been in touch.

1880
01:25:38,790 --> 01:25:40,270
- We're like this.
Mmm.

1881
01:25:40,401 --> 01:25:41,750
So, we should all go on
a trip again, the four of us.

1882
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:45,493
To beautiful South Dakota.
Home of the Corn Palace.

1883
01:25:45,623 --> 01:25:48,670
Yeah.
- Bookmark it.

1884
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:50,367
Kat and I actually
had a place in mind.

1885
01:26:00,072 --> 01:26:01,378
<i>Bonjour!</i>

1886
01:26:06,905 --> 01:26:08,733
Look at us! Look at us!

1887
01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:11,606
Our second
annual best friends trip.

1888
01:26:11,736 --> 01:26:13,173
This is gonna be iconic.

1889
01:26:13,303 --> 01:26:15,000
Let's start with some
art and culture.

1890
01:26:15,131 --> 01:26:16,741
Oh, I love Roldan.

1891
01:26:16,872 --> 01:26:18,482
I gotta say, the French
know how to sculpt a titty.

1892
01:26:18,613 --> 01:26:19,831
I love art.

1893
01:26:19,962 --> 01:26:20,919
Oh, that's gonna be
so much fun.

1894
01:26:21,050 --> 01:26:22,182
Art. Art. Art.

1895
01:26:25,968 --> 01:26:26,925
So, is anyone hungry?

1896
01:26:27,056 --> 01:26:28,405
- Yes. Please.
- I am.

1897
01:26:28,536 --> 01:26:29,841
I want to try escargot.

1898
01:26:29,972 --> 01:26:32,670
You know, we don't
have to eat French food.

1899
01:26:32,801 --> 01:26:35,499
- This is so good.
I love this bulgogi.

1900
01:26:35,630 --> 01:26:37,153
Mmm.
Mmm.

1901
01:26:37,284 --> 01:26:39,329
Okay, okay. A toast.

1902
01:26:39,460 --> 01:26:41,505
To Audrey. Badass boss bitch

1903
01:26:41,636 --> 01:26:43,594
- starting her own firm.
- Yes, she is!

1904
01:26:43,725 --> 01:26:45,335
To our dearest Deadeye.

1905
01:26:45,466 --> 01:26:47,294
Because they host the most
incredible game night

1906
01:26:47,424 --> 01:26:48,991
specifically so I can
crush them at Catan.

1907
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,036
- And to Kat

1908
01:26:51,167 --> 01:26:54,692
who's in a movie
directed by the Greta Gerwig.

1909
01:26:54,823 --> 01:26:56,781
- Yes, she is!

1910
01:26:56,912 --> 01:26:59,828
Okay. And to our very own
Frida Kah-Lolo...

1911
01:26:59,958 --> 01:27:01,395
- Aw.

1912
01:27:01,525 --> 01:27:03,745
...whose lotus collection
is finally at the MOCA.

1913
01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:05,660
Well, it's not the Museum of
Contemporary Arts

1914
01:27:05,790 --> 01:27:08,793
but it is a cafe in Snohomish.
So <i>ganbei</i> to that.

1915
01:27:08,924 --> 01:27:10,926
<i>Ganbei!</i>

1916
01:27:11,056 --> 01:27:13,145
Mmm.
- I don't wanna hijack

1917
01:27:13,276 --> 01:27:16,932
our second annual
best friends trip

1918
01:27:17,062 --> 01:27:19,151
but Clar-Bear and I looking at
fall dates for the wedding

1919
01:27:19,282 --> 01:27:21,284
and I was just wondering...

1920
01:27:22,285 --> 01:27:23,895
will you all be
my bridal party?

1921
01:27:24,026 --> 01:27:25,157
Really? Of course.
- Of course, we will.

1922
01:27:25,288 --> 01:27:26,855
Duh!
Ooh!

1923
01:27:26,985 --> 01:27:29,510
The bridal party should all get
matching tattoos like Kat.

1924
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:30,989
Okay, very funny.

1925
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:32,426
- Very funny. Ha-ha.

1926
01:27:32,556 --> 01:27:33,992
<i>Ganbei!</i>

1927
01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:36,430
Mmm.

1928
01:27:36,560 --> 01:27:38,736
Mmm. Or we could get a tattoo
of the Chinese flag

1929
01:27:38,867 --> 01:27:40,477
to commemorate the motherland.

1930
01:27:40,608 --> 01:27:42,479
Or Princess Peach.
I haven't decided.

1931
01:27:42,610 --> 01:27:44,351
I think I'm gonna get
an Eiffel Tower.

1932
01:27:44,481 --> 01:27:46,788
Because Paris?
No, the...

1933
01:27:46,918 --> 01:27:48,311
Hmm. Yeah.

1934
01:27:48,442 --> 01:27:50,095
Yeah, like you all are
gonna get tattoos.

1935
01:27:50,226 --> 01:27:51,575
<i>What if I already got one?</i>

1936
01:27:53,447 --> 01:27:54,665
I already got one.

1937
01:27:54,796 --> 01:27:55,840
You did not.
What?

1938
01:27:55,971 --> 01:27:56,972
Wanna see?

1939
01:28:02,978 --> 01:28:03,979
It lights up.

1940
01:28:04,414 --> 01:28:05,546
Ooh!

1941
01:28:14,119 --> 01:28:16,557
<i>♪ What cha think
you're doin', baby?</i>

1942
01:28:28,090 --> 01:28:29,047
<i>♪ Speed up</i>

1943
01:28:41,233 --> 01:28:43,584
<i>♪ I'm gonna take you high</i>

1944
01:28:51,505 --> 01:28:53,333
<i>♪ Demonstrate, demonstrate</i>

1945
01:29:01,341 --> 01:29:03,255
<i>♪ Demonstrate, demonstrate</i>

1946
01:29:06,563 --> 01:29:07,738
<i>♪ Come on, come on, baby</i>

1947
01:29:07,869 --> 01:29:09,436
<i>♪ Now come and get this</i>

1948
01:29:11,525 --> 01:29:13,875
<i>♪ Baby, I know, I know
you really want it</i>

1949
01:29:40,902 --> 01:29:43,339
<i>♪ I'm gonna take you high</i>

1950
01:29:51,129 --> 01:29:53,305
<i>♪ Demonstrate, demonstrate</i>

1951
01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:03,185
<i>♪ Demonstrate, demonstrate</i>

1952
01:30:06,188 --> 01:30:07,407
<i>♪ Come on, come on, baby</i>

1953
01:30:07,537 --> 01:30:08,886
<i>♪ Now come and get this</i>

1954
01:30:11,149 --> 01:30:13,674
<i>♪ Baby, I know, I know
you really want it</i>

1955
01:30:20,724 --> 01:30:24,206
<i>♪ So can you take me high</i>

1956
01:30:32,344 --> 01:30:34,521
<i>♪ Demonstrate, demonstrate</i>

1957
01:30:42,137 --> 01:30:44,139
<i>♪ Demonstrate, demonstrate</i>

1958
01:30:47,272 --> 01:30:48,491
<i>♪ Come on, come on, baby</i>

1959
01:30:48,622 --> 01:30:50,101
<i>♪ Now come and get this</i>

1960
01:30:52,364 --> 01:30:55,150
<i>♪ Baby, I know, I know
you really want it ♪</i>