1 00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:15,099 [narrator] Meet Terry Seattle, Homicide Division. 2 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:18,311 For Terry, every day means a new murder case, 3 00:00:18,895 --> 00:00:21,814 and a new celebrity guest star as his partner. 4 00:00:22,315 --> 00:00:26,527 Today's guest: actor and comedian Ken Jeong. 5 00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:28,696 But here's the catch. 6 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:30,865 Ken isn't being given a script. 7 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:33,868 He has no idea what's about to happen. 8 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:38,915 Together, he and Terry will have to improvise their way through the case. 9 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:42,126 But it'll be up to Ken alone to name the killer. 10 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:46,130 So join them as they punch a one-way ticket 11 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,674 to Murderville. 12 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:58,059 [Terry] There's an ancient saying, 13 00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:00,895 "Success depends upon previous preparation, 14 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,940 and without such preparation there is sure to be failure." 15 00:01:04,023 --> 00:01:07,193 I always remember that quote because of how stupid it is. 16 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:11,322 Preparation is for losers. Dumb luck is where it's at. 17 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:15,785 Big news, everyone! We just got a break in Lori's cold case! 18 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:19,330 Yes! Right there, right there, right there, right there, come on, 19 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,959 come on, come on, get in, get in here, get in here, you dawg, get in-- 20 00:01:23,042 --> 00:01:25,753 …here, Daz-- didn't realize it was you. 21 00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:28,214 Might have to take that hug back later when I don't like you again. 22 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:31,259 Ah, you can't take hugs back, Terry. Nobody owns hugs. 23 00:01:31,342 --> 00:01:33,719 Okay. Whatever, weirdo. 24 00:01:38,891 --> 00:01:41,018 Why were you just hugging Daz? 25 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,270 Did you plant drugs on him? 26 00:01:42,353 --> 00:01:45,606 Chief, remember how my partner Lori was murdered fifteen years ago, 27 00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:48,943 and her case has haunted me ever since, and it eventually ruined our marriage? 28 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:49,610 Yes? 29 00:01:49,694 --> 00:01:51,320 Last night, the phone on Lori's desk. 30 00:01:51,404 --> 00:01:54,574 This desk that I've left completely untouched for fifteen years, 31 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:55,950 that phone rang. 32 00:01:56,033 --> 00:01:57,827 And a man on the other end of that phone, 33 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:01,873 he said that he had something very important to tell me about Lori. 34 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,040 What was it? 35 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:05,501 That her dry cleaning needed to be picked up. 36 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:10,256 That's right. Apparently they have a very strict policy 37 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,258 about items left over fifteen years or something. 38 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:17,972 Anyway, I went there to pick it up and guess what I found in her jacket? 39 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,682 [chuckles] 40 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:21,058 [Rhonda] Tommy Tune? 41 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:22,768 Oh, sorry, wrong pocket. 42 00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:30,193 This. A notebook. In Lori's handwriting. 43 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:32,445 [Terry] Written entirely in code. 44 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:33,738 Yeah, let me see that. 45 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:37,867 I mean, I knew that Lori was working 46 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:40,161 on an investigation off the books at the time of her death, I just-- 47 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,496 If we could crack that code, Chief, 48 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:46,167 we might be able to find out who killed her and why. 49 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:49,128 It could be something, it could be nothing. I'll look into it. 50 00:02:49,212 --> 00:02:51,464 In the meantime I've got you a new partner. 51 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,549 What? No, no. Chief, not today. 52 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:55,051 Come on, you're kidding me. Today of all days? 53 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,093 Come on in, Ken! 54 00:02:58,304 --> 00:02:59,347 [Terry sighs] 55 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,098 -Hey. -Hi, how are you doing? 56 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:04,143 Ken. This is Senior Detective Terry Seattle. 57 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,770 Terry, this is your new partner. 58 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:06,771 -Ken Jeong. -Well. 59 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,273 -Hi. -No offense, Ken, but… 60 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:12,068 I already got myself a partner. It's called my gun. 61 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,489 -Jeez. -Wait a second. Where's my gun? 62 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:17,949 Hold on. Hold on one second. 63 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,869 Hey, can you get me Dennis in Firearms? 64 00:03:22,662 --> 00:03:24,497 Hey, listen, it happened again. 65 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:27,667 I don't know, maybe like on a tray at Panda Express. 66 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,460 Or try Ruby Tuesday's. 67 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,378 Okay. 68 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,340 -Have fun, you two. -Thank you. 69 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:35,508 Pop a seat. 70 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:36,384 Okay. 71 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:37,468 [sighs] 72 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:42,139 Ken Jeong. Tell me about yourself. 73 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:45,142 Married, two kids. I love to solve puzzles. 74 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,602 What kind of vocation are you in? 75 00:03:46,686 --> 00:03:49,563 Before, actually, I used to have a day job. I used to be a doctor. 76 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:50,606 -I used to be a physician. -Wow! 77 00:03:50,690 --> 00:03:54,443 Yeah. But it wasn't really my calling and I wanted to do something else. 78 00:03:54,527 --> 00:03:55,945 What else? Doctor…? 79 00:03:56,028 --> 00:04:01,701 Oh, well, I also wanted to go into entertainment and the arts and… 80 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:02,785 [laughter] 81 00:04:02,868 --> 00:04:05,788 Why? Why would you think you could do that? 82 00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:08,749 To me, it's just something I've always wanted to do. 83 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:09,625 [laughs] 84 00:04:09,709 --> 00:04:12,420 Now, that's funny. Very funny. 85 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:13,379 I wanted to go to space. 86 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,298 -But, you know… -Right, right. Right, right. 87 00:04:15,381 --> 00:04:16,674 So that didn't pan out. 88 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,802 Yeah, so… right, and… 89 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:23,180 But I do love to push myself and I would love to 90 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,182 assist you in any way I can. 91 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:27,476 I like the cut of your jib, Ken Jeong, and I tell you what, 92 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:29,312 I'm gonna let you in on a little trade secret. 93 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:30,187 Okay. 94 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,647 When you want to… 95 00:04:31,731 --> 00:04:35,192 keep a suspect off balance, the best thing you can do 96 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,320 is constantly change the tone… 97 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:38,154 [chuckles] 98 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,698 and also the volume of your voice. 99 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,409 -[shouts] Do you understand me? -Yes. Yes, sir. 100 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:44,660 Do you get that? 101 00:04:45,161 --> 00:04:46,329 -That shocked you. -Yeah. 102 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:47,079 Okay. 103 00:04:47,163 --> 00:04:49,457 Now, I want you to tell me the story of Little Red Riding Hood, 104 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:50,583 keeping that in mind. 105 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:51,625 Go. I'll be coaching you. 106 00:04:52,710 --> 00:04:54,628 -Little Red Riding Hood… -Lower. 107 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:58,632 was going on her way… 108 00:04:58,716 --> 00:05:01,260 -Happy. -to give… 109 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,179 -Louder. -her… 110 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:05,222 -Loud! -Grandma something! 111 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:05,973 But-- 112 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:09,477 But she hesitated… 113 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,937 -Normal. -and wanted to… 114 00:05:12,021 --> 00:05:15,983 -French. -Allons… allez-vous-- 115 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:18,361 -Whisper. -Maintenant. 116 00:05:18,444 --> 00:05:19,403 In English. 117 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:20,905 Now. 118 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,365 What happened to Little Red Riding Hood? 119 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,909 -[shouts] She died! -That got me. 120 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:25,701 Okay. 121 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:30,581 And then, big maniacal laughter for the wolf. 122 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:33,084 You're facing… 123 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:34,293 the wolf 124 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:37,421 -turned out to be you…! -Tears. 125 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:41,342 All along. 126 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,803 -And scene. Great job, Ken Jeong. -Thank you. 127 00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,679 I don't know what this is, Detective. 128 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:48,182 But you're going to get your chance to find out. 129 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,768 I'm reopening Lori's murder investigation. 130 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,603 Yes! Chief! Oh! 131 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:56,690 And also, you're gonna have to stop living out of your office, Terry. 132 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:58,067 We're getting a rodent problem. 133 00:06:01,153 --> 00:06:03,030 -So you've been living out-- -I tell you what, 134 00:06:03,114 --> 00:06:07,201 joke's on her, 'cause I am about to close on a very sweet condo 135 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,286 down at the Monterey Towers by the Esplanade. 136 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,705 -Congratulations. -Yup. 137 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:14,792 And they got a honor bar and they got all-nude sundaes. 138 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,753 [laughs] What does all-nude sundaes mean? 139 00:06:17,837 --> 00:06:22,341 Like just sundaes but without any of the hot sauce or caramel. 140 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:23,717 Basically just ice cream. 141 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:28,097 All right. We are about to investigate the murder of my former partner Lori. 142 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:31,058 And if we discover the killer, we may not just avenge her murder, 143 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:33,978 we may also unravel a vast conspiracy. 144 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,938 Are you ready to unravel a vast conspiracy? 145 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:39,024 Yes, I am. I am ready to unravel a vast conspiracy. 146 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:40,943 -When are we ready to do it? -Now! 147 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,778 -Let's go! -Let's go! 148 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:49,243 [Terry] Lori had died in 2006, so to solve this case, 149 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:52,121 Ken and I were going to have to go back in time. 150 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:56,083 This is the site where my former partner Lori was murdered fifteen years ago. 151 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:58,794 It's crazy that her chalk outline is still here. 152 00:06:58,878 --> 00:07:00,838 Amber just traced that. 153 00:07:01,547 --> 00:07:03,007 We’re recreating the crime scene. 154 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,134 Right. Right, I know, of course. Of course. 155 00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,760 Hey, welcome. I'm Daz. Welcome. 156 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:07,720 -Ken. Nice to meet you. -Don't-- 157 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,264 Ken Jeong is my partner, okay? 158 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:14,018 Not yours. And he and I have a very special bond that can't be broken. 159 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,729 If you become friends with him, I'm going to burn down your house. 160 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:17,646 [Amber] So. 161 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:20,649 When paramedics arrived, they found Lori face up, 162 00:07:20,733 --> 00:07:22,568 two stab wounds in her upper back. 163 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:25,196 I'm having a tough time imagining with just the outline. 164 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:27,364 Daz, you're pretty good at stabbing people in the back. 165 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:28,949 Do you wanna pop down there and take Lori's spot? 166 00:07:29,033 --> 00:07:29,783 Terry! 167 00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:32,828 Well, okay, fine. Ken, you do it. 168 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,081 Just jump down there and take Lori's spot. Are you on my side or not? 169 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,750 No, I'm on your side. So just jump down and-- 170 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:41,086 Get in the position so we can get a full sense of it. 171 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:43,047 [Terry] Yup. Get right in there. 172 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,965 Obviously you're not going to be able to do her clubfoot. 173 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:46,842 She had a terrible clubfoot, which was 174 00:07:46,926 --> 00:07:48,719 maybe slowly be dying, too. 175 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:49,637 You know what I mean? 176 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:52,389 [grunts] 177 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,308 I'm also gonna need you to take a bunch of notes too, 178 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,310 'cause you gotta keep track of the evidence. Do you have a notepad? 179 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,269 -[Ken] Okay. -[Terry] Yeah. 180 00:07:57,353 --> 00:08:00,564 All right, so we pulled all of the evidence from the original crime scene. 181 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:04,318 CSI recovered this cracked lens 182 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,238 from a pair of eyeglasses. Strong prescription, right? 183 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:10,741 [Amber] Lori didn't wear glasses so this must have belonged to the killer. 184 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:15,579 They also recovered a ticket stub from a James Taylor concert. 185 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,623 Ooh. Oh, wow! 186 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,209 I hate James Taylor. I hate North Carolina. 187 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:24,213 Oh, I was… raised in that state along with James Taylor, but-- 188 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:25,839 Keep dying, Ken. 189 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:26,924 [grunts] 190 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,051 -What else, Amber? -If you look right above you, 191 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,636 a four-leaf clover pin. 192 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:31,762 Ah… 193 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,972 -[Amber] You see it? -[Ken] Yeah. 194 00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:37,059 Is it just me or did this killer leave a lot of evidence by the way? 195 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,519 -[Terry] I mean, how did-- -[laughs] 196 00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:42,022 How did we not solve this after 15 years? There's a ton of evidence. 197 00:08:42,106 --> 00:08:43,649 And then, there's the murder weapon. 198 00:08:43,732 --> 00:08:45,609 A professional-grade hunting knife, yeah. 199 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,695 -There it is. -Wow. How are we doing on the dying, Ken? 200 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,863 -[Terry] You dying over here or what? -[pants] 201 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:51,323 Okay, that's pretty good. 202 00:08:51,407 --> 00:08:54,201 Oh. And there's this infamous mystery card. 203 00:08:54,785 --> 00:08:57,329 You know, we found this in Lori's pocket. Three rectangles cut out. 204 00:08:57,413 --> 00:08:59,206 We've never been able to figure out what it was. 205 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,250 Wait, hey! Give me this. 206 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,418 What are you doing, Terry? 207 00:09:02,501 --> 00:09:04,169 It's Lori's book, I just-- 208 00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,255 [mumbles] 209 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:07,965 No. 210 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:13,053 I knew it. Look at this. This highlights three names. 211 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:15,264 Seamus Doyle. Rebecca Hendricks, 212 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,600 and Donald Barton. 213 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,603 Police Commissioner Donald Barton? 214 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:22,688 I bet they were involved in whatever Lori was investigating. 215 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:23,606 Yeah, duh! 216 00:09:23,689 --> 00:09:25,608 These are our three main suspects. 217 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,443 Get up, Ken Jeong. 218 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,154 Thank you, guys. Thank you so much. Thank you. 219 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,572 -[Terry] Good job. -Thank you. 220 00:09:31,655 --> 00:09:33,324 If we're gonna crack this case, 221 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:36,493 we're gonna need to go deep undercover. 222 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:38,412 The only question is: 223 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,416 How deep are you willing to go, Ken Jeong? 224 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,044 I'm willing to go very deep, Terry. 225 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:48,213 I felt like you were so close to saying you were going to go balls deep. 226 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,758 -I will go balls deep, Terry. -[Rhonda] Oh, God. 227 00:09:50,841 --> 00:09:53,510 That's what I wanted to hear. Let's go crack this case. 228 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,600 [Terry] Our first suspect was Seamus Doyle, 229 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,227 former enforcer for the Irish mob, 230 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:05,314 current inmate at City State Penitentiary. 231 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,650 -Don't worry, they're fine. -[buzzing] 232 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,819 Okay, now listen, Seamus will never talk to a cop, 233 00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:13,864 but he may confide in a fellow prisoner. 234 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,116 So you're gonna go in there and be his new cellmate, all right? 235 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:16,742 Okay. 236 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,035 Now I want you to gain his confidence 237 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,789 and find out everything he knows about Lori's death before he murders you. 238 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,248 [nervous chuckle] 239 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:25,167 Okay, and do me this favor, put this earpiece in 240 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:29,380 and I'm gonna be feeding you lines and you say exactly what I tell you to say. 241 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,923 Trust me. Okay? 242 00:10:33,092 --> 00:10:34,635 On your feet, Seamus! 243 00:10:35,219 --> 00:10:36,637 -[whistles] -[door buzzes] 244 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,184 Who the hell are you? Are you new? 245 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:46,563 No. I mean… I'm like a substitute correctional officer. 246 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:49,149 Sort of like a substitute teacher but for… jail. 247 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:54,071 And this is Victor "Boomboom" Santiago and he is a bad dude. 248 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,198 Say something really tough, Boomboom. 249 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:58,951 What's up? 250 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,285 Ugh. 251 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,455 Well, anyway, I'll just leave you two to it. 252 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,625 [whispers] Remember, Boomboom, 253 00:11:07,126 --> 00:11:09,461 say everything I tell you to say exactly. 254 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:10,295 You got it. 255 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,341 -My cell, my rules. -Yep. Right. 256 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:15,843 -We're doing pushups. -Okay. 257 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:17,052 -Down there. -Oh, now? 258 00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:17,970 -Let's go. -Okay. 259 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:22,850 [Seamus] Down! 260 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:24,435 [grunting] 261 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,728 [Terry] I just do it on the weekend, that's why I'm tired. 262 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,106 -Six. -I just do it on the weekend, that's why… 263 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,108 -I'm tired. -Seven. 264 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,193 [grunting] 265 00:11:33,277 --> 00:11:34,903 [Ken] I can do one more. 266 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,406 Hey, I know a fun game. 267 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,532 Hey, I know a fun game. 268 00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:41,201 Let's talk about some crimes we've committed. 269 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:42,995 Let's talk about some crimes we've committed. 270 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,247 I'll tell you the name of someone I've murdered… 271 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,749 I'll tell you the name of someone I've murdered… 272 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:48,959 And then you tell me the name of someone you've murdered. 273 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,961 And you tell me the name of someone you've murdered. 274 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,379 -I'll go first. -I'll go first. 275 00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:55,132 -I murdered… -I murdered… 276 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,134 -Santa Claus. -Santa Claus. [laughs] 277 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,720 Look, you listen to me, Boomboom! 278 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:05,392 You leave me be! You leave me alone! Or you'll get the fire and the rain. 279 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:06,894 [sighs] He's not warming up. 280 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:10,522 Some people are just cold and unapproachable. I guess that's you. 281 00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:11,899 [Ken laughs] 282 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:14,026 I'm going to Plan B. I'm coming in. 283 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,612 [Seamus] Oh, you're laughing? You won't be laughing till this is-- 284 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:18,697 -[Terry whistles] -[Ken] Come in. 285 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:23,076 Well, if it isn't the substitute. 286 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,536 Well, I've got to level with you, Seamus, 287 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:27,122 I'm not a real substitute corrections officer. 288 00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:28,290 I knew it! 289 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:31,210 [in Irish accent] My name is "Fancy" Clancy O'Malley 290 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:33,962 and this is me best mate Liam Neeson. 291 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:34,755 [chuckles] 292 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,007 Well, that makes much more sense. 293 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,926 And we came here to bust you out. 294 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,844 -Right now? -That's right. 295 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:44,389 But we need to ask you some questions first, just to prove your identity. 296 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:45,766 -Fire away! -Here. 297 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:49,686 Liam, I need you to ask these questions in your natural Irish lilt. Go ahead. 298 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:50,646 Uh… 299 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:52,940 [mimicking Irish accent] What is your full name, son? 300 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:57,444 Seamus Flannery O'Connell O'Sullivan Murphy Doyle. Of the Dublin Doyles. 301 00:12:57,528 --> 00:12:59,988 I'm Irish. I'm from Ireland, like you, fellas. 302 00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:02,074 What kind of soap do you use? 303 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,326 [scoffs] Irish Spring. 304 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:08,497 How many people have you murdered? 305 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:12,292 I have to clarify, between like killed and murdered, 306 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:15,462 because I was a sniper in the army so 307 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:19,633 I did a boatload of totally above board, legal killings. Have you ever-- 308 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:21,802 Have you ever sniped anyone, Liam Neeson? 309 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:22,761 I don't think so. 310 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,138 Oh, it's the best. Literally, the only way to kill. 311 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,933 Liam Neeson, I think you'd be quite… taken… 312 00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:28,850 [laughs] 313 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,435 by sniping someone. 314 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:32,020 Ah, you'd be taken, too. 315 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:39,611 What were you doing on the night of August 12th, 2006? 316 00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:41,363 Oh, that's-- How the hell am I-- 317 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:45,993 Listen, I don't know what I was doing but I'm the man for you, all right? 318 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:48,996 Seriously, I've extorted, I've murdered. 319 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,999 One time, I even terrorized an entire community 320 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,001 into just abandoning their homes. 321 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,711 They just fled in the night! 322 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,380 Now, no one but Seamus could have pulled off a thing like that. 323 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,716 You know, so come on, let's get out of here, boys! 324 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,510 Wait! What's happening? 325 00:14:03,594 --> 00:14:06,179 [laughs] Thanks for the evidence, Seamus. 326 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:08,432 Right here. 327 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,891 Is this part of it? 328 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,643 Are you coming back for me? 329 00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,478 Are you coming back for me? 330 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,814 They're not coming back for me, are they? 331 00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,275 Who are you talking to, Seamus? 332 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,986 [Terry] Suspect number two was Rebecca Hendricks. 333 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:24,448 She was the developer of the new Monterey Towers condo project, 334 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,074 but had become famous as one of the stars 335 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:29,202 of the investment competition show "Den of Snakes". 336 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:32,372 Okay, listen, I've figured out a way for us to interrogate Rebecca Hendricks 337 00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,791 and make it look like we're pitching a new product. 338 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,668 Doesn't matter what the product is, just pitch the hell out of it. 339 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:37,836 Just pitch it, don't think. 340 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:38,754 You guys are on. 341 00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:39,963 -Okay. -Okay. 342 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:53,894 Hello, snakes. I'm Lincoln Jillcream and this is my partner Phil Danger. 343 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,729 -Say hi, Phil. -Hi. Hi, snakes. 344 00:14:55,812 --> 00:15:00,359 We are about to introduce you to a revolutionary new product. 345 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:01,902 Check it out. 346 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,407 Introducing Ice Breakerz! 347 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:08,825 Tell 'em our slogan, Phil. 348 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,995 Okay. Oh, boy, you're shy at a party? 349 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:18,085 Well, we'll improve it, and then we'll give you an ice breaker, literally. Enjoy. 350 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,544 Jesus Christ. 351 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:25,175 Ice Breakerz combines the fun of ice cubes with the thrill of small talk. 352 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,596 And each cube contains a really fun little "get to know you" question. 353 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,932 But you can only get to it… 354 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,392 -If you… -If you… 355 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:37,145 -Break the ice! -The… ice! 356 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:42,484 My kids Taylor and Jimmy would love this, they love strangers. 357 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,611 They got kidnapped twice is the downside but… 358 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,196 in general it's a positive. Go ahead. 359 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,823 Would you like to see a demonstration? 360 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:48,740 Yes, please. 361 00:15:48,824 --> 00:15:53,245 Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, Phil. And slam it. 362 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,205 [Ice Breakerz voice] Ice Breakerz! 363 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,042 Oh, well, Rebecca. This first question's for you. 364 00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,003 Phil, you want to do the honors, here? 365 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,629 Rebecca! 366 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:03,880 [shriek] 367 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:07,134 Where were you on the night of August 12th, 2006? 368 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,720 Uh… I don't remember, I'm sorry. 369 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:11,888 Come on. A young Rebecca Hendricks, 370 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:13,890 you were probably out on the town, having fun. 371 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:16,977 My maiden name was O'Leary so I know my way around a bar… 372 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:21,481 These guys know. But, no, no, I'm sorry, I don't recall. 373 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:22,524 Let's try another. 374 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,818 -Yeah! -Yes! Let's do another one. 375 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,528 -You'll love this. -Here we go. 376 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,572 Here we go. All right. 377 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:30,365 The question! 378 00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:31,783 [Ice Breakerz voice] Ice Breakerz! 379 00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:34,369 -[Ken] Here we go! -It's another one for Rebecca. 380 00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,287 Rebecca, 381 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:38,582 have you ever seen James Taylor in concert? 382 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,542 I'm so confused. Are all the questions for me? 383 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,501 I don't understand. 384 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,379 Yeah, I think the kids are gonna love this, but I worry 385 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:46,214 about limiting your market reach 386 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:49,092 by only asking questions of people named Rebecca. 387 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,594 So I'm gonna have to pass. 388 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,429 Okay, hold on, hold on. 389 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,972 We're just starting to have fun. 390 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,308 We're having fun here. We're gonna-- 391 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,267 One more. 392 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,019 -One more. Just a limited sample size. -[Terry] Here we go. 393 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,480 [all] Break the ice! 394 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,106 -[Ken] I'm sorry. -[ice Breakerz voice] Ice Breakerz! 395 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,232 -[Terry] Here we go! -[Ken] Okay. 396 00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:07,194 [laughs] Oh… 397 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,237 Rebecca, what is your eyeglass prescription? 398 00:17:09,321 --> 00:17:12,365 Okay, that seems very intrusive of a question. 399 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:13,867 For that reason, I'm gonna have to pass. 400 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:14,868 [buzzing sound] 401 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,996 That's two passes. The pitch has failed. 402 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,372 -Oh, throw us a bone here. -Throw us a bone. 403 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:20,499 Just a couple more questions, maybe. 404 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,459 I don't know if you've ever watched the show, 405 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,337 but I invest in products, I don't do handouts, okay? 406 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,673 I earned my money the old-fashioned way. 407 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:32,135 I inherited a chain of hunting supply stores, so… 408 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,303 If you'd just help us-- 409 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,888 Help? That's all I do is help. 410 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,183 I once took an entire neighborhood of low-income housing 411 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:43,313 and flipped it to be high-end real estate for rich people. Helping! 412 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,357 -Okay. Thank you. -Great. Thank you, snakes. 413 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,361 I airdropped ten thousand Sodastreams into Africa 414 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,655 with the press of a button. Helping! 415 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,992 [Terry] Our investigation was hitting dead ends left and right. 416 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,453 But the real crisis was still to come… 417 00:17:58,537 --> 00:17:59,454 [phone rings] 418 00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,331 Oh, it's Monterey Towers calling. 419 00:18:01,832 --> 00:18:04,668 My condo down the Esplanade must have closed. Here we go. 420 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:05,919 Go for Terry. 421 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:09,589 Detective Seattle, it's Scott McCarley from Monterey Towers. 422 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,092 Scotty Ballgame, what's happening? 423 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,009 I'm sorry, what was that? 424 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:16,263 It's just a fun nickname that I made up for you. 425 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:16,972 I don't enjoy it. 426 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:21,518 Well, I'm calling you actually because your application hit a bit of a snag. 427 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,604 None of the people you used as references are willing to… 428 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,190 well, say anything nice about you. 429 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,025 [mouths silently] Fuck! 430 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,027 What? 431 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,530 There are a ton of people who would vouch for me. 432 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,032 In fact, I'm here right now with… 433 00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:39,536 the President of Finland. 434 00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:44,207 You're with Finnish President Sauli Niinistö, right now? 435 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:46,668 That's the guy. He'd love to vouch for me if-- 436 00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:49,004 You've gotta pretend to be the President of Finland right now. 437 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:51,173 Say hi, Mr. President. 438 00:18:52,257 --> 00:18:53,341 [tries to put on Finnish accent] Hello. 439 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,596 Oh, my God, it is such an honor to speak with you, Mr. President. 440 00:18:57,679 --> 00:19:00,932 I mean, I am actually, you know, a Finland buff myself. 441 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,810 Ah, you know, I spent some time in Hämeenlinna, 442 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:06,605 a couple days in Kristiinankaupunki. 443 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:09,441 What's your favorite city? Aside from Helsinki. 444 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:14,362 Oh, it's… my favorite place is kind of a deep cut. 445 00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:18,450 It's a small town called Greensboro. 446 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,577 How do you spell it 447 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,287 with all the dots and so forth? If you could take me through that? 448 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:27,459 Oh, uh… Well, uh, putting me on the spot, it's… 449 00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:30,045 Un, a G… 450 00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,213 Yeah. Sure. 451 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,381 Well, it sounds like you're on the right track on that one. 452 00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:36,635 -I don't need to belabor it, but… -[laughs] 453 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,094 well, I certainly don't want to keep you. 454 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:40,972 Could you just tell me briefly why you think Detective Seattle 455 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:44,267 would be a productive member of the Monterey community? 456 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:48,271 In my dealings with him, he's always been a stand-up guy. 457 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,191 [whispers] A real friend to the people of Finland. 458 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:55,987 He's a real friend to the people of Finland. He was… 459 00:19:56,071 --> 00:19:58,365 In fact, we have Terry Seattle Day 460 00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:02,535 in which we close the town of Helsinki and Greensboro. 461 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:06,831 Don't work. Don't worry. It's Terry Seattle Day. 462 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,626 Wow. I think we're all set. 463 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,753 You know, a reference from the President of Finland is all I need. 464 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,339 We're gonna finalize the paperwork and we'll have it sent over. 465 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,591 -Oh, good. Good. -Yay! Hurray! 466 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:17,509 This is great! 467 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:18,927 Thank you, Scotty Ballgame. 468 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,428 Don't call me-- 469 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:21,763 [laughs] 470 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,015 -Phew. We barely got by. Are you-- -What's-- 471 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:26,685 -Yay. -You gotta control yourself. 472 00:20:26,768 --> 00:20:27,978 -Sorry. -You're out of control. 473 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:28,937 I'm sorry. 474 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,274 [Terry] With my real estate woes finally behind me, 475 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:35,110 Ken and I set our sights on suspect number three: 476 00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:37,112 Police Commissioner Barton. 477 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:41,283 And to find out what he knew, I was going to make the ultimate sacrifice. 478 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,327 Putting Ken Jeong in harm's way. 479 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,328 Can you hear me? 480 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:46,538 Yes. 481 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,123 Now, according to Barton's schedule, 482 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,792 he's attending a horse diabetes fundraiser, 483 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,753 so you got plenty of time to search his office, all right? 484 00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:54,421 Okay. 485 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,214 Now go take a look at his desk. 486 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,050 I got eyes on you the whole time, don't worry about it. 487 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,012 What do you see at the desk over there? Anything? 488 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:04,889 I see glasses. 489 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,977 Glasses. Cracked lens. 490 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,353 All right, check the drawers. 491 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,690 There's a taser. 492 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,444 Look to your left. 493 00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:23,074 -What do you see? -Stapler. 494 00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:26,161 -And daily planners. -Perfect. 495 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,954 Look for 2006. 496 00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:29,289 August 12th. 497 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,332 Yes. Yes. 498 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,710 2009, 2008, 2007, 2000… 499 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:37,630 -There's no 2006. 2001, 2, 3, 4, 5-- -[elevator ding] 500 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,300 Oh, God. 501 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,927 It's Barton. He must have left the horse diabetes event early. 502 00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,387 Go, quick, behind the couch-- 503 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,264 -Behind this couch? -Yes, yes, hide right down there. 504 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:48,600 Get down, get down, get down. Get down. 505 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:51,061 Hmm hmm. 506 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,104 He's coming in, he's coming in. Don't worry. 507 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,648 -Just do exactly what I say. -Yes. 508 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,068 -Do not deviate. -I'm sorry, dear. I-- 509 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,320 I had to get out of there. 510 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,572 You know I can't handle large crowds. 511 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,077 Why are you getting mad at me? 512 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,371 I'm not the one who gave the horse diabetes. 513 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:10,288 [Terry] Stay down low. 514 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:13,249 No, no, no, no. I can't stand it when you cry. 515 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,460 What do you want me to do? Buy the horse? 516 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,003 Yeah, yeah, stay low, stay low. 517 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:20,590 Sure they'll sell it to me. People will do anything for the right amount of money. 518 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,425 Okay. Love you too. 519 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,593 Stay low, stay low. 520 00:22:24,094 --> 00:22:26,846 -Great. Now I own a broken horse. -Okay. 521 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,390 Stay there, stay put. Now look… 522 00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:31,226 His jacket is on the couch. Can you reach it? 523 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,521 Rifle through the pockets, see if there's anything in there. 524 00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:36,523 [whispers] I see a wallet. 525 00:22:36,606 --> 00:22:37,982 A wallet. 526 00:22:39,776 --> 00:22:42,153 Hunting license… Hunting license. 527 00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,696 Hunting license? 528 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,615 Okay, he's working at his desk. 529 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:49,327 You'll be safe as long as you don't make any loud noises. 530 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,329 -[farting sound] -[laughs] 531 00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:53,623 Hello? 532 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,874 Oh, boy. 533 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,167 Ken… 534 00:22:57,210 --> 00:22:58,211 what did you do? 535 00:22:58,294 --> 00:22:59,671 I didn't do anything, I swear. 536 00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:03,091 Ken, I'm sorry, it's only you in there, so I mean, look, if you want me 537 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,593 to play along, fine, if it's that important to you. 538 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,847 [farting sound] 539 00:23:08,930 --> 00:23:09,973 Who's there? 540 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,474 Are you kidding me, Ken Jeong? 541 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,435 That's disgusting. What's wrong with you? 542 00:23:14,519 --> 00:23:16,771 Scoot behind the chairs. Go to the chairs. 543 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:22,193 Now, listen, I'm coming to save you, but you need to stall. 544 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,195 Just do and say exactly what I tell you 545 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:26,072 and you may just get out of this thing alive. 546 00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:29,033 Reveal yourself! 547 00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:30,493 Stand up. 548 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,581 Sorry about the farts. 549 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:35,748 Sorry about the farts. 550 00:23:35,832 --> 00:23:39,252 -Don't be alarmed. I'm here to help. -Don't be alarmed. I'm here to help. 551 00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:42,213 Who are you? And what are you doing in my office? 552 00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:43,631 I'm you from the future. 553 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:46,551 I'm you from the future. 554 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,636 You don't look like me. 555 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,638 See, in the future you can look like whoever you want. 556 00:23:50,722 --> 00:23:53,057 In the future you can look like whoever you want. 557 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:55,018 -And you… -And you… 558 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,520 -Wanted to look like… -Wanted to look like… 559 00:23:57,604 --> 00:24:00,064 A middle-aged Korean-American doctor. 560 00:24:00,148 --> 00:24:03,109 A middle-aged Korean-American doctor. 561 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:05,153 [laughs] 562 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,947 You know, I always suspected something like this could happen. 563 00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:12,202 That's why I came up with a code word to prove 564 00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:16,039 that future me was really me and not a terminator. 565 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,165 [laughs] 566 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:18,917 So I'm going to need you to give me that code word. 567 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,253 -Gosh, that was so long ago for me. -Gosh. 568 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,839 That was so long ago-- 569 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,716 -For me anyway. -For me anyway. 570 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,219 Give me the code word. 571 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,804 -I'm just trying to remember-- -I'm just trying to remember. 572 00:24:31,888 --> 00:24:33,348 Code word or you're a terminator. 573 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,058 -Uh, pancakes. -Pancakes. 574 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,602 -Tommy Tuxedo. -Tommy Tuxedo. 575 00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,854 -Sloparita. -Sloparita. 576 00:24:39,938 --> 00:24:41,481 -Sludge. -Sludge! 577 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,274 -Tittynope. -Tittynope. 578 00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:45,985 -Wetzel's Pretzels. -Wetzel's Pretzels. 579 00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:50,156 -Tommy Tune. -Tommy Tune! 580 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,784 -Tommy Tune. -Tommy Tune! 581 00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,661 Detective Seattle? 582 00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:56,955 What the hell is going on here? 583 00:24:57,038 --> 00:25:00,124 That's Senior Detective Seattle. And what's going on is 584 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:03,878 you're a suspect in the murder of my former partner Lori. 585 00:25:03,962 --> 00:25:08,591 You do not waltz in here and accuse the Police Commissioner of murder. 586 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:10,551 Tough luck. Just did. 587 00:25:10,635 --> 00:25:11,761 [scoffs] 588 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,929 Well, I don't believe in luck, 589 00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:17,100 so you better have evidence or your career as a detective is over. 590 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,103 I lost nine firearms in the last six months, 591 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:23,481 so I'm-- probably… my career is coming to an end anyway. 592 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:26,567 -Let's get out of here, Ken Jeong. -Yeah. 593 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:27,944 [sighs] 594 00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:30,363 What was the code word by the way? 595 00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:33,116 -It was Tommy Tune. -It was Tommy Tune! 596 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,701 It was Tommy Tune! 597 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:36,828 What a showman. 598 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:39,330 [Terry] After wrapping up our investigation, 599 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,375 we lured all three suspects to Monterey Towers 600 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:46,337 where Condo President Scott McCarley was hosting a ribbon-cutting ceremony. 601 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:52,260 But the only thing that was gonna be cut was a plea deal for murder. 602 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:55,013 But anyway, thank you all for coming. What a treat. You know, 603 00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:57,223 this thing has been fifteen years in the making 604 00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:59,225 and right at the start of it I said to myself, I said, 605 00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:02,228 "You know, Scotty Ballgame, this is your chance to shine." 606 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:04,397 "You're gonna make a speech that's gonna blow everyone away." 607 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,107 "You got a decade and a half to get to it." 608 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,401 And I don't really know how to explain what happened, 609 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:10,778 but the time got away from me and I did not do it. 610 00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:11,821 Stop! 611 00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:18,828 Before we christen this beautiful tower that I'm about to call home myself, 612 00:26:18,911 --> 00:26:21,831 my partner Ken Jeong and I have some unfinished business. 613 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,292 Ken? You've gathered all the evidence, 614 00:26:24,375 --> 00:26:25,960 you've looked at the clues. 615 00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:29,339 Now it's time for you to decide who did it. 616 00:26:30,131 --> 00:26:31,549 Was it Rebecca Hendricks? 617 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:33,843 Seamus Doyle? 618 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,262 Or Police Commissioner Barton? 619 00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:39,974 I want you to take those novelty scissors and I want you to hand them to the person 620 00:26:40,058 --> 00:26:42,560 you think killed my former partner Lori. 621 00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:43,311 Go ahead. 622 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,690 Be careful, they're oversize. 623 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:48,983 [Ken laughs] 624 00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:53,488 [suspenseful music] 625 00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:56,074 [sighs] 626 00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:04,582 Arrest that man for murder. 627 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:05,625 [crowd gasps] 628 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,543 What is going on here? 629 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:12,090 [Terry] Chief, Ken Jeong did it. He solved Lori's cold case murder. 630 00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:14,008 It was Police Commissioner Barton. 631 00:27:14,759 --> 00:27:19,305 Ken Jeong, why do you think Police Commissioner Barton was the killer? 632 00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:22,266 Because all the clues add up. 633 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:23,684 Number one: 634 00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:27,021 The lens that was cracked at the crime scene. 635 00:27:27,105 --> 00:27:31,484 Commissioner Barton, in his office, has a pair of glasses. 636 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:36,781 Number two: The date in question was 2006. 637 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:38,783 The day planner that was missing 638 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:43,579 was the year 2006. 639 00:27:43,663 --> 00:27:44,747 And number three: 640 00:27:44,831 --> 00:27:48,543 There was a professional hunting knife at the scene of the crime. 641 00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,336 And out of his wallet, 642 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:56,217 I managed to get his professional hunter's license. 643 00:27:56,300 --> 00:28:00,304 So in my mind, I know exactly who this is, 644 00:28:00,805 --> 00:28:04,267 and it is Commissioner Donald Barton. 645 00:28:05,143 --> 00:28:06,352 Ken Jeong, 646 00:28:06,436 --> 00:28:08,521 your undercover work was incredible. 647 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,316 You completely lost yourself in the characters 648 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,277 and you also completely… 649 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,031 chose the wrong suspect. 650 00:28:19,115 --> 00:28:21,033 [both] Agh! 651 00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:22,201 The killer 652 00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:24,662 was Rebecca Hendricks. 653 00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:25,580 [Ken] What? 654 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:27,748 She wore prescription lenses, 655 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:30,835 she inherited a hunting supply store. 656 00:28:30,918 --> 00:28:33,713 I inherited a chain of hunting supply stores. 657 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,548 And she had Irish heritage. 658 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:36,757 My maiden name was O'Leary. 659 00:28:36,841 --> 00:28:39,218 Obviously, it couldn't have been Commissioner Barton. 660 00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:43,222 He only wore reading glasses, and he'd never attend a concert 661 00:28:43,306 --> 00:28:44,724 because as he told his wife… 662 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,559 You know I can't handle large crowds. 663 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,227 -Oh… -Seamus meanwhile 664 00:28:48,311 --> 00:28:50,938 told you he only liked killing with a rifle. 665 00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:53,566 Oh, it's the best. Literally, the only way to kill. 666 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:56,319 And as a sniper, he had to have perfect eyesight. 667 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,905 But the clue that sealed Rebecca's fate, 668 00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:01,073 the James Taylor concert ticket. 669 00:29:01,157 --> 00:29:03,868 She loved James Taylor. How do we know? 670 00:29:04,619 --> 00:29:06,287 She named her kids after him. 671 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:08,289 My kids Taylor and Jimmy would love this. 672 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:12,794 Rebecca Hendricks was the killer. Take her into custody. 673 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,295 Ken Jeong… 674 00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:16,547 you're fired. 675 00:29:16,631 --> 00:29:18,466 [laughs] 676 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:22,094 Wait, before you take her away, I need to know. 677 00:29:22,178 --> 00:29:23,346 Why'd you kill Lori? 678 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:25,348 I couldn't let her ruin all this. 679 00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:26,307 This? 680 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:29,310 This. This is my life's work. 681 00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:31,270 There is no higher calling 682 00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:35,566 than helping rich people live wherever they want. 683 00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:37,026 Wait a second. 684 00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:40,571 Wait a second, I get it! 685 00:29:41,072 --> 00:29:42,990 Now I know why Lori died. 686 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,452 Fifteen years ago, Rebecca Hendricks 687 00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:48,788 had a dream to develop Monterey Towers, 688 00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:50,915 but there was one problem, 689 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:53,417 there was a working-class neighborhood that was in the way 690 00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:54,752 and she needed to clear them out. 691 00:29:54,836 --> 00:29:58,047 I once took an entire neighborhood of low-income housing 692 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:01,801 and flipped it to be high-end real estate for rich people. 693 00:30:01,884 --> 00:30:06,430 So she enlisted Irish mobster Seamus Doyle 694 00:30:06,514 --> 00:30:08,432 to scare them into selling. 695 00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:11,686 One time, I even terrorized an entire community 696 00:30:11,769 --> 00:30:15,064 into just abandoning their homes. They just fled in the night! 697 00:30:15,147 --> 00:30:16,274 And… 698 00:30:16,774 --> 00:30:20,111 she paid off Police Commissioner Barton, 699 00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:24,282 so he would make sure that the police would look the other way. 700 00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:26,450 People will do anything for the right amount of money. 701 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:28,578 Lori had figured it out. 702 00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:31,289 That's why their names were in her secret notebook. 703 00:30:31,372 --> 00:30:33,457 Rebecca put the knife in Lori's back, 704 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,835 but all three suspects 705 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:40,423 were part of the conspiracy that led to Lori's death. 706 00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,842 Arrest 'em all. 707 00:30:45,136 --> 00:30:46,596 I'm already in prison. 708 00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:48,264 Then you're going to a bigger one. 709 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:49,473 Oh, that'll work. 710 00:30:49,557 --> 00:30:51,100 Then you're going to a smaller one. 711 00:30:54,437 --> 00:30:55,313 [chuckles] 712 00:31:00,776 --> 00:31:02,236 You did it, Terry. 713 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,988 You avenged Lori's death. 714 00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:08,743 And you uncovered the biggest corruption scandal in the city's history. 715 00:31:08,826 --> 00:31:10,453 I'm so proud of you. 716 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:13,205 [Rhonda laughs] 717 00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:14,415 You did it. 718 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:21,547 Ken, could you provide a little background music, something a little sexy, 719 00:31:21,631 --> 00:31:23,299 -a little vibey for me? -Okay. 720 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,842 I got something I need to say. 721 00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:25,968 Look, Rhonda, 722 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:30,056 I know I've really made a mess of things in the last few years. 723 00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:34,435 But this, what's happened here today has changed everything, and I just-- 724 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,396 -Now I know what my future needs to be. -[Ken hums] 725 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:40,816 -[sighs] -No. 726 00:31:41,317 --> 00:31:43,653 Chief Rhonda Jenkins-Seattle, 727 00:31:43,736 --> 00:31:45,404 will you do me the honor… 728 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,074 of not divorcing me? 729 00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:49,325 Ken, stop. 730 00:31:51,035 --> 00:31:51,744 Get up. 731 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:54,747 -You're making a fool of yourself. -[grunts] 732 00:31:54,830 --> 00:31:55,790 Terry, I-- 733 00:31:55,873 --> 00:31:58,125 I will always care about you, 734 00:31:58,209 --> 00:31:59,835 but I'm with Daz now. 735 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,297 And we're moving in together, in fact, 736 00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:04,715 right here. 737 00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:08,219 Wait. You're moving into the Monterey Towers? 738 00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:10,930 Yeah. A unit just opened up today. 739 00:32:11,013 --> 00:32:14,141 Turns out the original applicant somehow had a negative credit score 740 00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:16,227 and pretended to be friends with the President of Finland. 741 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:18,270 -A total nut job. -Stupid. 742 00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:25,903 And the good news is I'm moving out of our house, 743 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:28,990 so once the divorce is finalized, I'll rent it to you. 744 00:32:29,573 --> 00:32:32,326 Oh, that'd be great. That sounds very healthy. I appreciate it. 745 00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:33,744 Yes. Yeah. 746 00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:35,913 [Rhonda chuckles] 747 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,124 Yes. Please get out of here soon. 748 00:32:38,207 --> 00:32:39,166 Yup. 749 00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:40,710 [Rhonda] Come on. 750 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:44,880 [Ken] Aw… [laughs] 751 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:46,757 Hey, bud. 752 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:49,593 Sorry about your life. 753 00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:51,262 Thanks, Amber. 754 00:32:51,345 --> 00:32:53,764 Chief invited me to her housewarming, so… 755 00:32:54,390 --> 00:32:55,224 Are you gonna-- Yeah, yeah. 756 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,018 -Right in there. Yeah. -Definitely, yeah, why would you-- 757 00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:59,311 Beautiful Monterey Towers is a gorgeous place to, 758 00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:01,105 not just live, but also party. 759 00:33:03,566 --> 00:33:04,358 Well, 760 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:06,318 we did it, Ken Jeong. 761 00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:07,903 No, you did it. 762 00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,363 No, we did it. 763 00:33:09,947 --> 00:33:12,408 We solved Lori's murder, 764 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,326 and they'll never be able to take that away from us. 765 00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,454 I mean, at least until, you know, 766 00:33:16,537 --> 00:33:19,749 obviously they find all the procedural mistakes that we made 767 00:33:19,832 --> 00:33:21,834 and they throw it out of court, but… 768 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,253 We'll leave that for another day. 769 00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:27,381 No, I think there's just one thing left to do. 770 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,967 I think you probably know what it is. 771 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:33,804 [Terry] Further investigating getting Ice Breakerz off the ground. 772 00:33:33,888 --> 00:33:35,264 -Don't you think? -Yes! Yes! 773 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:36,849 -[Terry] It's a heck of an idea. -I'm on it. 774 00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:39,643 [Terry] Yeah, we just need to be able to break the ice cubes a little easier. 775 00:33:39,727 --> 00:33:41,645 -[Ken] Right. -Smash them…