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SEBUAH SIRI NETFLIX

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<i>Buluh</i>

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<i>Kayu gantung cucian</i>

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<i>Buluh, kayu gantung cucian</i>

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Saya dah balik.

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<i>Buluh, kayu gantung cucian</i>

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PAK CIK:
AWAK HEBAT SEADANYA

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AKU MAHU PULANG

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DIJUAL LEBIH MURAH DARIPADA PAD PENYENTAL

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75 MINIT SEBELUMNYA

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Fujimiya kata dia akan datang nanti.

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Baiklah.

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Apa?

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Dia baik budaknya.

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Saya rasa, ya.

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<i>Dia cuba pisahkan kita berdua.</i>

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KEPADA PAK CIK DARI DUNIA LAIN

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Pak cik ada e-mel.

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Ia dalam bahasa Inggeris,
jadi pak cik abaikan.

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Baiklah.
"Perubahan pada Program Rakan YouTube."

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Kamu fasih berbahasa Inggeris.

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Tak, saya guna aplikasi terjemahan.

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Mudahnya.

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Apa katanya?

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Pak cik akan hilang kerja pak cik.

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Apa?

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<i>Awal 2018.</i>

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<i>Ramai penggiat YouTube</i>
<i>hilang keuntungan iklan.</i>

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1,000 PELANGGAN ATAU 4,000 JAM

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<i>Saluran pak cik saya tak terkecuali.</i>

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BERMULA 20 FEBRUARI 2018

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19 FEBRUARI, ISNIN

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Di penghujung hari ini, pak cik
perlu capai 4,000 jam masa tontonan

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dan 1,000 pelanggan.

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PAK CIK DARI DUNIA LAIN
PELANGGAN SALURAN

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812 ORANG

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<i>Masa tontonan jauh melebihi nilainya.</i>

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<i>Kenapa tak ramai pelanggan?</i>

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MIKECHAN: SAYA BARU JUMPA SALURAN AWAK!
GRAFIK KOMPUTER YANG HEBAT!

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PAK CIK DARI DUNIA LAIN
BUKAN CGI. ITU KUASA AJAIB.

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SILA BACA PENERANGAN
SEBELUM AWAK TONTON VIDEO.

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SAYA RASA JENGKEL
SEBAB RAMAI ORANG BERI KOMEN

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TANPA MEMBACANYA.

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MARI JADIKAN INTERNET RUANG GEMBIRA
DENGAN MENURUTI PERATURAN.

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@PAKCIKDARIDUNIALAIN
BAIKLAH

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DIA MULA DAH

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SAYA TAK MAHU JADI PEMINAT LAGI
AWAK BARU LAHIRKAH?

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PAK CIK MARAH LAGI
DIA BUAT PERATURAN SENDIRI

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- Ini puncanya!
- Apa?

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Peminat berhenti melanggan
disebabkan jawapan pak cik yang teruk!

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Tapi, Takafumi…

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Tiada tapi!

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- Kita dalam masalah besar.
- Ya, kita perlu fikirkan sesuatu.

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Pak cik tak pernah rasa begini
sejak Bandar Kedap, Luvaldram.

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Kuasa ajaib pertahanan mereka hancur
dan 1,000 raksasa legenda bebas.

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Pak cik,

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kenapa sebut kisah hebat begitu
pada saat-saat genting?

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Kamu mahu dengar atau tak?

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Sudah tentu saya mahu.

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Pada saat-saat genting?

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Ini salah pak cik!

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<i>Icuras elran</i>.

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Ini Bandar Kedap?

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Besar sungguh sawar itu.

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Apa yang ia halang?

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Awak tak tahu apa-apa, bukan?

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Awak bodoh macam raksasa?

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Raksasa?

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- Raksasa.
- Itu raksasa!

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Jangan panik.

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Ya, rupanya seperti raksasa.

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Tapi kalau dia raksasa sebenar,

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pasti dia dah mati
sebaik saja memasuki sawar.

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- Betul.
- Dia manusia?

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Dunia ini akan berakhir.

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Betul.

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Awak sering hadapi masalah
bagaikan dikepung tentera Chu.

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Tunggu.

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Dikepung tentera Chu?

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<i>Gadis bunian itu guna pepatah</i>
<i>merujuk pada Chu.</i>

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<i>Bukankah Chu negara purba di China?</i>

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<i>Mungkin masalah terjemahan.</i>

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MENU BAHASA
1 JEPUN - 2 GRANBAHAMAL

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<i>Irg zag lar rarla…</i>

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Terjemahan verbatimnya adalah "Tentera
Tembok Guben pada hari kesepuluh."

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Ayat itu tak masuk akal,
jadi ia diadaptasikan dengan baik.

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Apa antara muka ini?

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Pak cik tiru ciri ini
daripada pemain video kamu.

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Awak tak mahu sembunyikan wajah awak?

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Tak mahu.

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Saya dah terbiasa, jadi
saya tak rasa nak menjeluak melihatnya.

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- Saya boleh terima…
- Buah gergasi.

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Itu <i>equa</i>, hasil tani dari selatan.

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BANDAR KEDAP LUVALDRAM
DARATAN KEBANGKITAN RAKSASA

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<i>Sawar itu menghalau raksasa dongeng</i>

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yang menghuni bahagian barat
Daratan Kebangkitan Raksasa.

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Sawar sebesar ini tak dibina semalaman.

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- <i>Kilighd l'gid riolran…</i>
- Bandar hub perdagangan…

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- <i>…kulosha l'gid riolran.</i>
- …untuk barang tempatan

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disebabkan sawar ini!

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Tengoklah sawar itu!

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Apa yang pak cik buat?

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Pak cik nak lihat jika ia berfungsi.

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- Tengok!
- Raksasa datang!

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Cyclop!

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Itu Titan!

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Adakah itu naga awan?

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Bawakan kad mantera!

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Kad mana satu?

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Kesemuanya!

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Saya cuma pernah lihat raksasa
dalam buku bergambar

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dari kampung halaman saya.

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Lebih kurang 1,000 raksasa.

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Apa pendapat awak, Muka Raksasa?

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Terlalu ramai untuk kita lawan.

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Kita tak boleh halang kematian.

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Betul.

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Hodohnya wajah awak.

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Tapi awak tak sembunyikannya.

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Awak sangat janggal.

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Bodohnya.

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Lari.

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<i>Pak cik wujudkan semula.</i>

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Apa?

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Pak cik minta roh pembentuk sawar
membaikinya, mereka berjaya.

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Roh itu benar-benar menyusahkan pak cik.

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<i>Menyusahkan?</i>

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Kita masih hidup!

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Tapi apa itu?

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Saya nampak sesuatu berkilau.

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Maknanya seseorang dah rosakkan kedap?

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Adakah raksasa?

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Raksasa?

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Barang awak terjatuh, gadis bunian.

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Terima kasih. Barang purba.

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Senjata legenda, bukan?
Awak patut berhati-hati.

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"Senjata legenda" sedap namanya,

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tapi ia tetap barang antik.

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Antik.

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Sawar itu tiada bezanya.

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Tiada penyenggaraan dibuat
selama berabad-abad.

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Kerosakan akan berlaku.

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Khabarnya buku kuasa ajaib sawar itu
ada di bandar di raja.

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Hampir-hampir lagi, Muka Raksasa.

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Kenapa awak tak beritahu mereka
saya yang rosakkan sawar itu?

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Belanja saya makan malam.

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Anggap saja hutang langsai.

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<i>Pak cik lari.</i>

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Kenapa pak cik lari?

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Pak cik perlu mengelak
daripada dipergunakan

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oleh penipu dari percubaan pertama.

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<i>Jika tak, kita jadi pak turut selamanya.</i>

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Baiklah, Muka Raksasa.
Sekarang, ambilkan pastri.

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<i>Dia terlalu berhati-hati.</i>

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Tanyalah roh.

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Apa yang pak cik buat?

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Pak cik nak minta penonton melanggan.

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Apa?

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Pak cik minta mereka membantu
dengan melanggan saluran pak cik.

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Itu perkara bodoh! Habislah semuanya
kalau pak cik tunjukkan kelemahan.

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Para pengacau akan mula
menyerang pak cik habis-habisan.

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Pengacau Internet yang menjana wang
melalui kebencian akan serang.

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Habislah pak cik!

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Pak cik, habislah!

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SAYA LANGGAN. TERUSKAN!

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SEBAB AWAK MINTA…

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Kamu semua…

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MENANTI VIDEO BARU
SAYA SOKONG PAK CIK

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Tak sangka.

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<i>Saya cuma pernah lihat</i>
<i>sisi kelam komuniti media sosial.</i>

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<i>Saya tak pernah lihat sisi Internet</i>
<i>yang baik hati dan menyokong.</i>

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Helo!

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<i>Siapa yang berhati-hati sebenarnya?</i>

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Kita dah capai 1,000 pelanggan! Ya!

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"Terima kasih, semua."

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Patutkah pak cik guna emoji senyum?

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Ya.

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Apa yang berlaku?

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MUKA RAKSASA BERUBAH

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<i>Penganggur bujang yang semakin berusia</i>
<i>menjadi masalah sosial yang serius.</i>

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Contohnya pak cik penganggur
menumpang di rumah anak saudaranya,

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merosakkan kehidupan orang muda.

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Tak terfikir, bukan?

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Saya setuju.

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Video baru itu dah capai 10,000 tontonan.

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Penggiat YouTube dianggap kerjayakah?

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Sumber keuntungannya ialah iklan, bukan?

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Ya.

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Itu soalan yang sering ditanya.

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Saya profesional,
berkolaborasi dengan syarikat,

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jadi saya tak boleh dedahkan perinciannya.

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Maaf.

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Jika ada rakan sebilik…

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Takafumi takkan boleh
tinggal bersama teman wanita.

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Ya, Fujimiya. Awak patut tinggal di sini.

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Bilik Takafumi muat untuk dua orang.

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Tunggu!

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- Pak cik boleh tidur di lantai.
- Tunggu!

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Pasti sempit jika tidur dengan dua lelaki.

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Bilik itu tak luas.

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Yakah?

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Maaf, saya perlu keluar sekejap.

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Apa? Tunggu!

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Jem tanpa gula, 198 yen.

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Takafumi itu…

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Walaupun gadis baik macam awak
tunjukkan minat kepadanya,

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dia hanya anggap awak sebagai kawan.

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Ada sesuatu pernah berlaku dulu?

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Apa?

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- Awak boleh beritahu saya.
- Tak mengapa.

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Pasti saya boleh gunakan
pengalaman saya berkorban demi cinta.

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<i>Kaede, gunakan tangan saya.</i>

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<i>Pasti ada yang saya boleh ceritakan.</i>

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Jangan harap!

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Saya takkan beritahu seseorang yang
hanya ada pengalaman permainan video.

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Saya tak cukup bagus pada awak.

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<i>Dia pelik orangnya.</i>

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<i>Tapi dia berniat baik</i>
<i>untuk cuba menyatukan kami.</i>

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Kata-kata saya tadi terlalu kasar.

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Apa?

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Siapa awak?

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Saya mak cik Takafumi.

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Mak cik dia?

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Kenapa mak cik dia ada di sini?

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Pak ciknya ada di sini.
Kenapa mak ciknya tak boleh?

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Di mana pak cik?

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Di dalam bilik air.

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Tolong saya, Roh Bunyi.

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Saya ada di dalam.

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Okey, mari bercakap.

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- Maksud saya, berbual.
- Apa?

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Masa untuk perbualan sesama wanita.
Tak perlu berahsia.

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Cakaplah, apa yang pernah berlaku dulu?

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Serius, tiada apa-apa pernah berlaku.

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Saya dah pulang.

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KITA KEMBALI KE WAKTU INI

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Takafumi rupanya.

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Mak cik awak nak berikan nasihat hubungan.

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Apa? Mak cik saya?

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<i>Nasihat hubungan?</i>

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Pak cik?

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Bukan, saya mak cik kamu.

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Sonic dan Tailz…

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Bukan, "Tails" dengan huruf S.

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Nama dia Miles Prower. Nama samarannya
"Tails," sebab dia ada dua ekor.

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- Pak cik.
- Saya mak cik kamu.

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Pak cik patut guna kuasa ajaib ini
untuk ubah penampilan di dunia satu lagi.

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Bercakap memang mudah.

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Fikiran berubah perlahan-lahan
agar sesuai dengan badan.

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Ada risiko pak cik kehilangan identiti.

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Melainkan jika terpaksa,

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kuasa ajaib ini dilarang!

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<i>Pak cik gunakannya untuk perbualan wanita.</i>

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Jadi…

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Apa sajalah. Mari rakam video YouTube.

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Tidak, masanya tak sesuai.

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Fujimiya datang,
jadi kita patut layan dia.

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Mari rakam video permainan
Guardian Heroes.

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Baiklah!

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Pak cik memang mahu rakam video permainan.

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Hore!

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Kita tiada masa,
jadi kekalkan muka pak cik.

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Okey, mari mulakan.

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Apa yang berlaku?

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Baiklah. Video itu berjaya dimuat naik.

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Permainan pak cik tak sebagus dulu
tapi gaya permainan tetap menyeronokkan.

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Pak cik rasa kita akan dapat banyak suka.

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Boleh pak cik tontonnya?

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Pak cik, sebelum itu,
kita perlu layan Fujimiya.

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Betul, pak cik terlupa.

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Pak cik? Bukan mak cik?

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Baiklah.

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Mari ulas pertemuan awal
antara Takafumi dan Fujimiya.

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Pak cik tak berbasa-basi langsung.

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Mari mulakan, Takafumi.

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Roh Ingatan,
tunjukkan sebahagian daripada ingatan itu.

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- Apa itu?
- Itu kuasa ajaib.

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Jangan bermain-main.

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Ini pasti hologram! Betul?

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Saya pernah tonton dalam filem.

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Ya.

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Mesin Sony ini memaparkan imej di sini.

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Jadi ini peranti Sony.

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Itu sekolah rendah kami
sebelum ia diubah suai.

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<i>Pasti awak sorok majalah lucah di rumah!</i>

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<i>Saya tiada majalah begitu.</i>

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Saya nak beli peranti begini.

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<i>Jangan menjawab!</i>

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<i>- Tumbukan bom tahi!</i>
<i>- Aduh!</i>

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Pelik. Di mana Fujimiya?

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Hanya ada budak nakal.

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Itu awak, Fujimiya.

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Apa?

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Begitu. Ya, masuk akal.

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<i>Apa? Dulu saya seteruk itu?</i>

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<i>Saya sangka zaman kecil kami</i>
<i>penuh suka dan duka.</i>

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<i>Ini tahi.</i>

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Tunggu, apa?

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Fujimiya, saya minta maaf.

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Tiada harapan.

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Jangan tontonnya!

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Tak sangka Takafumi perasankan awak
apabila kamu bertembung di jalan.

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Sudah tentu saya perasan.

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Saya takkan lupa Fujimiya.

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Ya, betul.

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Aduh. Kenapa pukul saya?

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Begitu rupanya.

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Penampilan tak penting.

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Kalau saya sedar dari dulu…

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Alamak.

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Badan ini mempengaruhi fikiran saya?

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<i>Sudahlah, En. Fujimiya.</i>

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- Awak panggil saya En. Fujimiya.
- <i>Tahi!</i>

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Saya sangka awak budak lelaki
buat seketika selepas kita bertemu.

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Teruknya!

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Itu video yang kita baru muat naik.

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PAK CIK PENGGIAT YOUTUBE BUNIAN MAYA

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Maya apa dia?

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<i>Hai, semua! Saya Pak Cik.</i>

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<i>Hari ini, saya nak buat perkara berbeza.</i>

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<i>Saya nak bermain permainan SEGA SATURN,</i>

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<i>Guardian Heroes!</i>

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<i>Tepuk tangan.</i>

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<i>Baiklah, untuk video ini,</i>

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<i>saya akan cuba dapatkan pedang wira.</i>

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<i>Untuk dapatkan pedang wira Han,</i>
<i>pilih jawapan bawah dua kali.</i>

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<i>Ya, mudah saja.</i>

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<i>Baiklah, sekarang…</i>

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Tunggu dulu, Takafumi.

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Paparan permainan pak cik
tiada dalam video yang kita rakam.

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Kenapa penonton nak tontonnya?

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Tengok jumlah tontonan. Cuma…

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BARU: PAK CIK PENGGIAT YOUTUBE BUNIAN MAYA

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…200,000 tontonan?

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Kita dah tular!

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Pasti memecah rekod!
Kita akan capai tiga juta tontonan!

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Penonton tak nak tonton video orang tua

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Ini era penggiat YouTube maya!
Avatar gadis cantik!

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SHIMA ARASHI: COMEL!

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SAYA PEMINAT - COMELNYA

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TAK PERLU BELI KONSOL PERMAINAN

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Kamu semua sama saja.

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- Ya! Betul tekaan saya!
- Wajah hodohnya muncul!

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Tidak!

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- Kita berjaya!
- Menjijikkan!

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Tidak!

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<i>Rasa bangga pak cik sebagai</i>
<i>penggiat YouTube hancur berkecai.</i>

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<i>Tapi apabila tiba hari pembayaran,</i>

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<i>hidangan sasyimi mewah</i>
<i>terhidang di meja makan kami.</i>

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Terjemahan sari kata oleh Hamdan Alias