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[Uncle] My views are down.
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FIRE VS ICE
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I guess my, City gas vs Ice magic,
video wasn't as cool as I thought.
4
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Yeah, they didn't like
that you were wasting natural resources.
5
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Less views means I need to save money.
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[Uncle] This is my last auction purchase.
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-What is it?
-A piece of history.
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It's an issue of SEGA SATURN magazine,
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with the final results of a reader poll.
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I never saw the results,
and now I have it.
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COLLECTOR'S EDITION
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The hope of one day reading the results
of this poll
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is what kept me going during
my worst days in the other world.
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[Takafumi] Something that trivial?
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-Takafumi!
-What?
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The time is right.
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The final page of SEGA SATURN's history...
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SATURN GAMES
ARE THE WORLD'S #1
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...is here for my reading pleasure.
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I literally could not care less.
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Mmm. Let's see, first place…
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Huh? Tell me, what is it?
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Aah. It's the port of that girlie game
for the PC.
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Uh, that's kind of anticlimatic, isn't it?
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Nah, I can't really complain.
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Judging by the reviews,
it seems like the ranking was good.
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-However--
-[cheering]
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It's kinda sad,
like seeing a tough street fighter
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getting distracted by love and romance,
you know?
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-[chiming]
-[Takafumi] Sure?
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-[thud]
-No way.
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Eh?
33
00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,990
[sloshing, gurgling]
34
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[thunder rumbles]
35
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[rumbling intensifies]
36
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[grunting]
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It's just,
Guardian Hero should've been number one!
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It was the first video game
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to ever seamlessly integrate
an in-depth combo fighting system.
40
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And there was side-scrolling out the game.
41
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197th place?
42
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What the hell were they thinking?
43
00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:31,235
Who are these dumbasses?
44
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-[groans]
-[thunder rumbles]
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UNCLE:
YOU'RE FINE THE WAY YOU ARE
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GET HOME
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SOLD CHEAPER THAN A SCOURING PAD
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[sighs]
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00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:14,922
At least second place
was a SEGA SATURN exclusive, an RPG.
50
00:04:15,006 --> 00:04:18,259
Oof! I've never really
liked playing RPG's.
51
00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,636
-What?
-I liked them at first.
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YOU NEED SALT TO KILL SLUGS
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But I always forget what I did,
then when I boot it up the next day…
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WHY DO I NEED SALT?
55
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I never have any idea where to go.
56
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Is that so?
57
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One time,
a thing happened in the other world
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that was sorta like an RPG.
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Huh?
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Icuras elran.
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-[shimmering]
-You stupid orc.
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I won't let you destroy our village!.
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[Takafumi] What is this?
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[Uncle] This was when I first arrived
at the village.
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Fast-forward, fast-forward.
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-[rewinding]
-[screaming]
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I guess getting attacked on arrival
was a common thing for my uncle.
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The legendary blaze dragon
was recently resurrected.
69
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It was seen at the fire shrine,
but it's moving closer.
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And the people are afraid
that it will burn our village down.
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Only the god freezing sword,
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which is passed down
by our village's Ice clan,
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can defeat it.
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Problem is, the very last
and only descendant of the Ice clan,
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is a bit of a troublemaker.
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This is Mabel.
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Unless you can melt the ice in her heart,
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the sword's seal can't be broken.
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[breathes shakily]
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Mount Marchid.
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I once saw powa-powa blossoms
on the top of the mountain
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when I went there with my mother.
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They were so beautiful.
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[sighs]
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-[whooshing]
-[shattering]
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[chuckles]
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[roaring]
88
00:06:02,321 --> 00:06:06,158
Then I went straight to the fire shrine
and defeated the blaze dragon.
89
00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:08,035
But why?
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00:06:08,119 --> 00:06:09,829
[chuckles] It was a tough fight,
91
00:06:09,912 --> 00:06:13,374
but once I figure out
its attack patterns, I managed to--
92
00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:17,294
Not that! Why did you
not go get the powa-powa blossoms?
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00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:19,130
[chuckles] I can't remember that stuff.
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Come on. It's not that hard to do!
95
00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:24,635
What? You defeated the blaze dragon?
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[sighs]
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Thank you so much.
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-[Uncle] They were happy about it.
-[chimes]
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Sure.
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-[doorbell buzzes]
-[Uncle] Huh?
101
00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,863
Eh? I'll get it.
102
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Hmm.
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[Takafumi] A SEGA SATURN System
bundled with 20 games.
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-Takafumi, was is it?
-Oh.
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00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:00,296
Well, it's a-- It's just…
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00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:02,006
[sighs]
107
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:07,261
I bought it as a surprise, but we're
supposed to be spending less money.
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00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,721
Hmm?
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00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:17,188
[Takafumi] Here…
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00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:18,856
What?
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00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,362
[gasps]
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00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:27,531
[breathes shakily]
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00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,325
[Takafumi] Is he happy or angry?
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It's a little early,
but happy birthday, Uncle.
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00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,081
Oh, also…
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[shaky breathing continues]
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Check this out. Guardian Heroes.
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[chiming]
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Love it.
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00:07:51,722 --> 00:07:53,307
[Takafumi] Why was I worried?
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No SEGA gaming system
could be considered a waste to Uncle.
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[game characters grunting]
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00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:07,071
[wind whooshing, whistling]
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00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:13,619
[shudders] This must be what it felt like
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00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:16,789
when the aliens took over the city
in Alien Storm.
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It is eery when it's cold like this,
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and no one else is outside.
128
00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:25,005
In other world,
the end of the year was way different.
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[gasps]
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Uncle!
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-Curious?
-Yeah.
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00:08:33,389 --> 00:08:34,390
Hmm.
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00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:41,564
The tagline for Alien Storm was,
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"If aliens attacked, would you run away
in fear or…"
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You played as an Alien Buster,
trained by the government.
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[Takafumi] I wasn't asking about the game!
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What's that, a manga?
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00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,370
Oh, yeah.
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I had a hankering to ring in the new year
while reading.
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Would you be able to follow it
after 17 years?
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00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:04,378
KochiKame never changes.
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00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,088
KochiKame ended.
143
00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:08,716
What? It has an ending?
144
00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,009
[groans]
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00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,636
[humming]
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00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,388
It doesn't end in that one.
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[Takafumi] So, tell me.
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00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,934
What was the New Year's like
in the other world?
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00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,646
It's not in the index either.
150
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:23,897
[Uncle] For real?
151
00:09:25,316 --> 00:09:26,692
Icuras elran.
152
00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:31,405
It's not a big deal,
it's just a little stupid tradition.
153
00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:35,200
They throw a thanksgiving festival
to celebrate their deities.
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00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:37,494
So, they will help them
through the winter.
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00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:40,289
[Takafumi] Whoa. What a spread.
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00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:45,628
[Uncle] Everyone there
gets so excited for this festival.
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That would've been nice if I…
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All right, everyone.
Let's have a great night. Cheers!
159
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,345
-Yeah!
-[Takafumi chuckles]
160
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:57,264
If I could've gotten into
the spirit of it all.
161
00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:09,068
[Uncle] But it's not like
my personality changed over there.
162
00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:12,446
I ate by myself and went to the inn.
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00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:13,947
And that's it.
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00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:16,492
[chimes]
165
00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,576
[Takafumi] What?
166
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,372
Oh, the food was amazing.
And the chicken--
167
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:24,667
I don't care! There was a festival,
and that's all you did?
168
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,878
-That's it.
-What about the awful woman?
169
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:31,465
Oh, oh. She wasn't there.
By this point, she was gone.
170
00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,895
[stammers] Wanna play the SATURN?
171
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,563
Hell yeah! Let's play.
172
00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:49,108
-[game music playing]
-[Uncle singing] Guardian Heroes.
173
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,484
Guardian Heroes.
174
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,111
[Takafumi] You're gonna break the buttons.
175
00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:54,029
-[game character grunts]
-[Uncle] I just remembered.
176
00:10:54,113 --> 00:10:56,365
That icy girl, Mabel,
came up to my room that night.
177
00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:58,367
[Takafumi] Oh,
with the god freezing sword.
178
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,077
[Uncle] Now, we've got a battle!
179
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,663
-What?
-Tell me about that now!
180
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:06,667
-But we finally got to the next stage.
-Now!
181
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,878
Honestly,
nothing really happened that night.
182
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:11,547
-Look.
-[shimmering]
183
00:11:11,630 --> 00:11:15,008
[crickets chirping]
184
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:20,973
MEMORY -
SHOW A PIECE OF YOURSELF
185
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,851
Why are you here?
186
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,604
I wanted you to teach me. [sighs]
187
00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:33,318
I want to be strong like you,
but I'm so weak.
188
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:34,778
Oh.
189
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:38,323
Please teach me how to not to be so weak.
190
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:40,242
-You're weak?
-Hmm?
191
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,203
Who decided that you were weak?
192
00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,706
-What?
-Who told you?
193
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,710
It was the mayor.
194
00:11:51,003 --> 00:11:53,672
Don't live the way they tell you to.
195
00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:57,634
You have to live the way
that you want to live.
196
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:58,802
-[gasps]
-[whooshing]
197
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,888
-[breathing heavily]
-[chiming]
198
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:06,852
Being brave enough to be our truest self,
is real strength.
199
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:15,027
[Takafumi] Whoa. Now that was smooth!
200
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,738
He inspired her.
201
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:24,369
This must be how you slowly forged a bond
with your friends in the other world.
202
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:27,706
[Uncle] Mabel, what's your life been like?
203
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,791
[sighs]
204
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:35,422
[stammering] I've just stayed in my room.
Closed myself off from rest of the world.
205
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:39,927
-That sounds great.
-[gasps]
206
00:12:40,511 --> 00:12:43,305
-But I, uh…
-There's nothing wrong with that.
207
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:46,975
I didn't care what other people said,
I was a SEGA fan.
208
00:12:47,643 --> 00:12:49,311
And I'll stay one.
209
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:54,691
I used to lock myself away in my room
for days, playing my SEGA SATURN.
210
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,653
Forget the others.
211
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,325
It's okay?
212
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:05,577
Oh, yeah.
213
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,543
[laughing]
214
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,044
[Takafumi groaning]
215
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,128
[Mabel laughing] Yes!
216
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:18,048
-I can be in my room forever.
-After I helped her choose her own path,
217
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,258
she returned to her room.
218
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,385
Ah, and she offered me the sword.
219
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:25,097
-You can have my god freezing sword.
-No thanks. Looks cold.
220
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,015
-Okay.
-[cracking]
221
00:13:27,099 --> 00:13:28,725
[Uncle] I didn't wanna carry it.
222
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,852
Anyway… That's how that went.
223
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:31,937
[chimes]
224
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:36,817
All right. You want some soba?
225
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,987
Ooh! Hell yeah! Put that hot water on.
226
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:42,864
[slurping]
227
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,450
[Uncle] Mmm.
228
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:48,870
What did you do for New Year's
when you were a student? Did you game?
229
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:52,958
[burps] No.
I'd watch the It's Okay to Laugh! special.
230
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,711
We didn't normally get to watch it,
so it felt cool.
231
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,629
It's Okay to Laugh! ended.
232
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,923
What the hell? Why is everything ending?
233
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,008
Sorry.
234
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:04,094
Argh. I guess it's been 17 years, right?
235
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,346
[Takafumi] Uh,
it only ended three years ago.
236
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:09,016
Now it feels personal. Those jerks!
237
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:11,476
-KochiKame ended just last year.
-What?
238
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,854
What do you like to watch, Takafumi?
239
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:16,398
Uh, you may not know it,
but it's called No Laugh.
240
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,775
[chuckles] Oho! Cool!
What happened to Tamori?
241
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,861
It's not related to It's Okay to Laugh!.
242
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,363
Seems like Uncle watched a lot of TV.
243
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:29,036
The New Year passed as we gamed,
talked, and ate soba with each other.
244
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:35,292
JANUARY, 2018
245
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:41,715
[wind rustling]
246
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:45,177
[Uncle laughing]
247
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,513
That was a really impressive breeze there.
248
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:53,685
I'd appreciate it if you could keep
that sorta thing up today, huh?
249
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:55,228
-[Uncle chuckles]
-[sighs]
250
00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,899
[Uncle] Oho, you!
You're such a kidder, I love it.
251
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:02,235
-[chuckling continues]
-[person] I'm not walking this way again.
252
00:15:02,319 --> 00:15:03,695
-[Takafumi] Fujimiya?
-Eh?
253
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,322
Hmm?
254
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,493
Takafumi?
255
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,578
[chuckles] It is you!
256
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,664
That's crazy!
257
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:17,376
I, uh, may have frown a little.
I haven't seen you in forever.
258
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:19,461
Yeah.
259
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,348
It's been a while. How have you been?
260
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,600
I'm okay, I work part-time.
261
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:35,727
Yeah? I'm in college.
262
00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:36,812
[wind rustling]
263
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,146
That's cold.
264
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,775
-Oh, how about you come over?
-Oh.
265
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:43,819
Your place?
266
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:44,987
Yeah.
267
00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:46,863
[stammering]
268
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,784
I have to drop off my groceries first.
269
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,537
Oh, sure. I'll send you the address.
270
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,830
30 MINUTES LATER
271
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:55,998
[doorbell buzzing]
272
00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,545
[Fujimiya] Takafumi?
273
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,965
-[cell phone beeps]
-Hmm.
274
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,466
TAKAFUMI:
I'M GRABBING SOME SNACKS.
275
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,427
GO INSIDE WITHOUT ME.
THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED.
276
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:12,597
Are you home?
277
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,391
[door creaks, closes]
278
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,199
Hmm.
279
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,763
Stonagas resto rarbarum.
280
00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,223
-[screaming]
-[thudding]
281
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,559
[groaning]
282
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,102
Icuras cuora.
283
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,854
[Fujimiya whimpers]
284
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:04,649
Icuras cuora. Icuras cuora.
285
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,026
Oh, Japanese.
286
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:11,281
-Spirits of memory, deliver unto oblivion.
-[screams]
287
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:19,081
Takafumi, the enemy… She saw me.
288
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,750
Erase-- The sooner I erase,
289
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:25,253
-the less it alters their brain.
-She's my friend! She's my friend, Uncle.
290
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:30,967
[Uncle pants] A… friend?
291
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,679
Well, any friend of Takafumi's
is a friend of mine. [chuckles]
292
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,848
-[Takafumi] Phew!
-[Fujimiya laughs nervously]
293
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:40,727
-When you said, "hard time"…
-[Uncle] I thought she was an assassin.
294
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:41,853
[Takafumi] For who?
295
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:44,773
You're actually just taking care
of your uncle
296
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,900
who hasn't worked for 17 years?
297
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,735
[Takafumi, Uncle] Mmm.
298
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:49,820
I'm a YouTuber.
299
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:53,323
I saw him mumbling to himself
like a crazy person.
300
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:57,160
Sometimes, I talk to the elemental spirits
to help improve my magic.
301
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,329
He is insane.
302
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,040
-Yeah, I know that.
-Huh?
303
00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:05,335
But he can actually use real magic!
304
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:09,256
-I can. That's what my channel is about.
-[Fujimiya groans]
305
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,050
Show me some magic, right now!
306
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:16,138
I have over two million views.
I can't start doing it for free.
307
00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:17,430
-Right?
-Mm-hmm.
308
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,891
He's acting like this is a business.
309
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:25,230
Just try not to mess up Takafumi's life
more than you already have, all right?
310
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,441
Oh.
311
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,862
You have feelings for Takafumi.
312
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,741
What? No, no, no, no, no.
We're just friends.
313
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,535
She doesn't. We're friends.
314
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,661
[Fujimiya moans]
315
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,998
Well, that can't be.
I know how relationships work.
316
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,961
Because I watched all of Evangelion
in middle school.
317
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,629
We've all seen Eva?
318
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:52,465
Okay, I watched it first.
319
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:56,386
[airplane humming in distance]
320
00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,182
Back then, Eva was sponsored by SEGA.
321
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,142
[Takafumi] It's always SEGA.
322
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,228
Oh, so you know Asuka?
323
00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,189
[Uncle] The girl in the red suit, right?
324
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:11,651
[gasps] No! Uncle will remember
her tsundere behavior!
325
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:15,197
I did you a favor. You're in my debt.
326
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,032
I didn't mean it like that.
327
00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,659
It's not like we're going to be
"together forever".
328
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,038
He'll realize
the elf had feelings for him.
329
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,123
[Uncle] Did you know?
330
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:29,336
Asuka actually had deep feelings for Kaji.
331
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:37,886
Oh, I see. Not everyone is emotionally
intelligent enough to pick up on it.
332
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,138
[Takafumi] Yeah. Sure, man.
333
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:43,475
SO SHALLOW…!!!
334
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,061
I've had enough of this.
335
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:49,522
You need to stop treating real life
like it's an anime.
336
00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,734
You're right. Here's something real.
337
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:56,696
There was a girl named Kaede Nanase.
338
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:01,785
After an enemy removed a part of her soul,
she became a different person.
339
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,829
Her affection for me was replaced
340
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:08,250
with a love for murderous rage
in the heat of battle.
341
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,628
In the middle of a long fight,
she would become joyous.
342
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,505
Amidst the explosions,
343
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,591
there was a glimmer
of her old self for a moment.
344
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:17,801
[gasps]
345
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,595
Who she killed and what she lost…
346
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,348
It all taught me one thing.
347
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:29,729
"It's never too early to tell someone
how you feel about them."
348
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:32,023
[Fujimiya] That's so sad.
349
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:35,986
[Takafumi] I can't believe
how detailed he got with that lame story.
350
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,821
[Takafumi stammers] Fujimiya.
351
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:38,905
[Fujimiya] What?
352
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:41,408
[Takafumi] He's just talking
about a video game.
353
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:42,492
[Fujimiya] What?
354
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,453
-You're kidding.
-No!
355
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,914
It's my real experience with a video game.
356
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,958
That's enough.
357
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,505
[groans, gasps]
358
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:59,009
[Uncle] Spirits of memory,
swiftly delve deep.
359
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:04,431
"I can't believe he had a roommate.
I feel stupid for changing outfits."
360
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,725
-What?
-[Takafumi] That's true. You did change.
361
00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:07,892
I didn't change.
362
00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,477
-[chimes]
-And you took a shower.
363
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:10,979
I did not.
364
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:12,897
-[whimpering]
-[doorbell buzzes]
365
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,607
Ooh. Who is that?
366
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,154
[Fujimiya stammers]
Is he a mind reader, a scammer?
367
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,658
What the hell are you?
368
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:26,953
Hmm.
369
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:30,206
A middle-aged man,
370
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,042
who came back from the another world--
371
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,294
[delivery person knocking] Mr. Shibazaki,
a delivery for you.
372
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,921
-Yeah, okay.
-[delivery person knocking] Mr. Shibazaki?
373
00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:38,006
-Mr. Shibazaki?
-Okay.
374
00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,884
-He needs to leave.
-Mmm.
375
00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,761
You should kick him out.
376
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,680
If you're having trouble paying rent,
I can help you.
377
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:47,974
-Wait, you would move in?
-What?
378
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:51,436
-I guess, I never thought to ask.
-What? That's not-- No, I…
379
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:54,022
Ah, no, but Uncle's here already.
380
00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,231
[door creaks, closes]
381
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,483
[thuds]
382
00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:59,444
How heavy is this? 15 kilograms?
383
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,821
-[laughs] It's just rice.
-Just rice?
384
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,824
How accurate does my signature have to be?
385
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:06,659
[Uncle chuckles]
386
00:22:06,743 --> 00:22:10,622
[Takafumi] So, I was no longer the only
person who knew my uncle's secret.
387
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:13,333
He seemed excited
to let Fujimiya in on it.
388
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,670
Also we should probably
stop buying rice online.
389
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,965
There was some sort of
murderous vibe in the air, or something.