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Oh... Hey.

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Didn't see youse there.

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I just thought...
I'd make a bit of breakfast.

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And you are?

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Oh, Jesus, sorry!

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I'm Alex. Alexander Lydon.

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Shiv's boyfriend.

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Shiv's what?

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Mmm.

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Tom, this is Alex.
Shiv's boyfriend.

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Shiv's what?
It's Tom, yeah?

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Good to meet you.
He made breakfast.

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Mmm. These kippers...

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Tom, will you have a kipper?
No, no.

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I was just going to...
make myself a sandwich.

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For work.

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Looks great, though.
Cheers.

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You should've woken me.

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You were snoring so sexily.

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You know.
THEY CHUCKLE

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Coffee?
Thanks.

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Well, aren't you the dark horse?

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Yeah, Shiv,
didn't know you had a boyfriend.

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So, are you an artist, Alex?

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Me? No.

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Oh, thank God.

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Not that we don't love artists.

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ALEX CHUCKLES

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I was a chef for ten years,

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but now I'm more
on the business side of things.

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He owns three restaurants.

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Three restaurants?!

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Yeah.
One of them has a Michelin star.

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Fuck off!
A Michelin?!

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Yeah. I mean, that's...
Jeez, seriously, that...

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What are you doing with Shiv?

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Don't know.

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Maybe I was blinded by her beauty,
charisma and incredible talent?

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Right. Yeah.

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Well, I wish I could stay,
but I'm meeting Billy.

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Tom, when do you think
you're gonna get the van back?

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Cos I need the car,
and it's been three weeks.

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Well, er, if you need it now,
sure I can leave it here.

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We're just packing boxes today.

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Yeah, but when
will you be getting the van?

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Er, better go. I'm catching the bus.

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Oh, Jesus.
These kippers are almost sexual.

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DOOR CLOSES

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How are you...
getting on with the steps?

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Good, yeah.

51
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Billy's so supportive.

52
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I know the moral inventory
can be, er, emotional.

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If you need any...
I thought it was fine.

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You've done the moral inventory?
Uh-huh.

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Takes some people m-months.

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I think they make a bit of a song
and dance about all of this stuff.

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Billy says it's as hard
as you make it.

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Just shut up and get on with it,
you know.

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SHIV CHUCKLES

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Pathetic.

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PHONE RINGS

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Hey.

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SHANE: 'Hey, babe.
You all set for tonight?'

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Oh, what's tonight?
'Brittas, baby.

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'Massive session at Whiteser's,
remember?'

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Oh, erm...
'Right on the beach.

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'We got a keg,
we've got a bag of billies.

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'We're gonna party till we puke.
Ha-ha.'

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Shit, I forgot.

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I-I can't come
to Brittas this weekend.

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'Why?'
Work, yeah.

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'It's a bank holiday, baby.'

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I know, but I'm trying
to make consultant, so...

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'Shit.
Look, I'm seriously horny, too.'

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Yeah, me, too. Me, too.

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'Could you send me
a snap of your tits?'

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A what?
'Or your pussy.

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'Last time you did that,
it was kind of blurry, so...'

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I'm outside a school, Shane!

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'Why?'
Doesn't matter.

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Look, erm,
could I just call you later?

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I'm kind of in the middle
of something here.

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'Sure, babe, yeah.
Er, think about the tits snap...'

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PHONE RINGS

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'What?'
Shiv's got a boyfriend.

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What?!
'Yeah.'

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He owns three restaurants,
he just cooked breakfast,

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and he's actually kind of a ride.

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Yeah, big fucking ride.
How did this happen?

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Did you tell her
about the Michelin star?

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Oh, he's got a Michelin star.

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A Michelin s...

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Does he know
she's an alcoholic?

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I think he's kind of into it.

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Ah, shit! Er, the tram's here.
I gotta go.

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'Later, dude. Later, later, later.'

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Thanks for this morning.
With my family.

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You were... amazing.

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It was great to meet them.

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They seemed...
exactly like you said.

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THEY LAUGH
Yeah.

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They... They can be a bit...

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Nah, they were fine.

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Yeah?
Yeah.

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Are they always so...?

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What?
HE CHUCKLES

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Like, just the way they talk
about your art and stuff.

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Ah, no.
That's just... It's just banter.

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You know, they slag you off
and say, "Get a real job",

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but they don't, like...
they don't, like, mean it.

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OK.

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I caused them a lot of hassle
in the past, so...

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So they appreciate
how much you've changed, then?

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And how brave that's been?

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Uh-huh. Yeah.

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No judgement. I don't even speak
to half my family.

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Is this a bit weird?
Me taking you to a graveyard?

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I thought this is where Carl's...

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Yeah, but it suddenly feels...

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like, I don't know,
after breakfast and all the, the...

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...I don't wanna freak you out.

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Definitely not freaked out.

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OK?
Yeah, OK.

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THEY LAUGH

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Come on.

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Wait, that's my dad.
I thought he'd left for a shift.

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Maybe we should give him some space, yeah?

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Yeah.

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Actually, you go on.
I'm just... I'm gonna stay here.

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OK.

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Yeah, sorry,
erm, I can't make it in today.

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Feeling really rough
with that stomach thing.

134
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Yeah, I need to rest.

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Er, I'll check in with you later.

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Yeah. Bye.

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Caroline?
Brian.

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Handy you were in the area.

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I know, yeah. Really... handy.

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First time I've had a date
on my lunch break.

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Right. I've got 45 minutes.

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Oh, OK. Busy woman.

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So, tell me about you, Brian.

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What do you do, what are your goals?

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Where do you see yourself
in five to ten years -

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married, kids, none of the above?

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Er, order first. Obviously.

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HE GRUNTS

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PHONE CHIMES

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Ah, f...!

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Bernie.

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Jack!
Looking gorgeous.

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Mmm, you smell... musky.

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I haven't had a shower today.

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Haven't had a shower all week.

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Back to nature, Bernie. Huh?

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And who's this?
Isn't she great?

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This is Stevie.
After Stevie Nicks?

159
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Could be, yeah. Could be.

160
00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,960
You know,
I really shouldn't be meeting you.

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Shiv said...
I know. I bumped into her.

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I just wanna talk to her, Bernie.
Mm.

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There's been a lot going on,
and she's one of my oldest mates.

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Yeah.

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And I'm a dad now.

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Think you could help me?

167
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No, there's been...

168
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Look, I-I've been working
for this company...

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No, look, I-I just...
I just want to be treated like...

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Hello? Hello?! Agh!

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WHISPERS: What the fuck?

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SHE CLEARS THROAT

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Karen?
It's Caroline. Yeah.

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Unreal.
HE CHUCKLES

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Liam.
Liam.

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Hey.

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So exciting, isn't it?
Yeah.

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Being on a date.

179
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I love successful, ambitious women.

180
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,960
I'm happy to be supported
financially by a woman.

181
00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,960
I make little porcelain animals
for kids.

182
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,960
Mainly pigs. Do you like pigs?

183
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,960
It's not un-feminist to suggest
a girl should shave.

184
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I shave, I shave every fucking day.

185
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I suppose I don't really have,
like... goal-goals.

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I love pigs.

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I'm like a dolphin underneath this.
OK.

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Caroline?
Hi.

189
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Oh, wow, I know that look.

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SHE SIGHS

191
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How many have you done today?
How many... what?

192
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OK, I'll go first.

193
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SOFTLY: Six.

194
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Dates?!
HE CHUCKLES

195
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SHE SCOFFS

196
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Yeah. I like to get them done
in one big go.

197
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Saves a bit of time,
doesn't eat into my week.

198
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Right.

199
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Although, some days...
HE SIGHS

200
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I've had eight double espressos,
two green teas

201
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and not a single ounce
of sexual chemistry today.

202
00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:02,960
Oh, tell me about it.

203
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,960
Erm, Nick, graphic designer.

204
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,960
Laid-back,
but with a sense of purpose.

205
00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,960
Caroline. Exhausted.

206
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,960
HE CHUCKLES

207
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,160
Erm... coffee?

208
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,960
PHONE VIBRATES

209
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,960
SHE SIGHS

210
00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,960
Just... Just a second.

211
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,960
Shiv, I've got two minutes,
my date just got here.

212
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,960
You're back dating again?
What happened to Shane?

213
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:28,960
'Nothing.'

214
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,960
But, I mean, you know,
is he 100% the right guy for me?

215
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,960
Maybe not.
Could there be someone better?

216
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,160
Very possibly.

217
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Are our values in any way aligned?
No.

218
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I mean, these are big decisions.

219
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,960
You don't just glom onto
the first guy who shows an interest.

220
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'By the way,
I hear you've a boyfriend?'

221
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,960
Yeah, Alex.

222
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:50,960
And he's... normal?

223
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,960
I'm going to ignore that.

224
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,960
Erm, look, I was just calling
in case you know of any reason

225
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why Dad's spent the last few hours
picking up piles of dogshit.

226
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,960
Dogshit? W-why isn't he at work?

227
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,160
I don't know. Should we be worried?

228
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,160
About what?

229
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,960
'Dad!'
Brilliant.

230
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,960
Can you call in 20
and say he's in hospital?

231
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,960
What?!
Well, in case this guy's a freak.

232
00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,960
If he's not, obviously,
I just won't pick up. OK.

233
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,960
Caro...

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00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,960
SHE SIGHS
So, sorry about that.

235
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,960
It was my... PA.

236
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,960
So, Nick... coffee?

237
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,960
Fuck it. Let's get wine.

238
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,000
SHE CHUCKLES

239
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,960
Oh, my God...

240
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HE SOBS

241
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:38,960
Hey!

242
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:42,960
What the fuck, man?!
What are you doing?

243
00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,960
Ugh...

244
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,960
Should we call the cops?

245
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,160
No.
No.

246
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,960
Are you sure it wasn't
some kind of kinky thing?

247
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:59,960
You know, rubber gloves,
sandwich bag...

248
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,160
Whiff of flasher off it,
isn't there?

249
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,960
He was crying, Karen.

250
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,320
He's having a breakdown.

251
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,960
Probably, yeah.

252
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,960
But sure, who isn't?

253
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,960
Anyway, the good news is,
you stayed out of it.

254
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,160
That's recovery.

255
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,960
Stay in your own business,

256
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,960
clean up your own side
of the street.

257
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,640
I mean, he's probably
already cleaned it, but...

258
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,960
KAREN CHUCKLES

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So you don't think
I should say something to him?

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Tell him what I...
No! Not unless he comes to you.

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Besides, men his age
are very sensitive.

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And they die.

263
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They die?
Mm.

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Unless they have a woman. Or a man.

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Or a dog, you know,
something to keep living for.

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I can't just let him die.

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Yeah, but you can't control him
either, cos that's co-dependency.

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So what am I supposed to do?

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Hand it over,
share it with the group.

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That's what we're here for.

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Right, everyone, we're starting!

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SOFTLY: Hiya, Frankie. Good woman.

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MAN: Shiv.
Oh, hi.

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Sorry, we're about
to have a meeting in here.

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Yeah, I was hoping I could join.

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Fine.

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Christ.

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So, Bernie.

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You're wanting to release
some finance? Yeah.

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I have all the paperwork here.

281
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And the amount
you're looking for is...?

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HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY

283
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You and Tom must have big plans
up your sleeve. Yeah.

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So, yeah, when the addict-y voice
in my head starts going off

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and I start feeling all edgy...

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...just have to keep reminding
myself,

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a drink won't sort it.

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A drink never sorts it.

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Thanks, Mags.
WOMAN: Nice one, Mags.

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Anyone else...
Thanks.

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...have something to share?

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Something they want
to get off their chest?

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SHE SCOFFS

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Yeah.

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Erm, I'll go.

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Hi, I'm Jack.

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You don't have to stand.

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Oh.

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I'm Jack, and, er,
this is my first meeting.

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APPLAUSE
MAN: Well done.

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WOMAN: Yeah, well done.

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Thanks.

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Er... It's inspiring
listening to you guys.

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Your, your vulnerability...

305
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I've had a bit of a time of it
these past few months...

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Er, I suppose you might call it
a... a wake-up call?

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MAN: Yeah.
WOMAN: Mm, yeah.

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Had to take a good hard look
at myself.

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My... My behaviour,
some of the things that I've done...

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people I've hurt...

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HE CHUCKLES

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Hasn't been easy, but...

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This group is for alcoholics.

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Er... Yeah.

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Did I not say that at the start?
No.

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I'm... an alcoholic.
Mm-hm.

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He's not an alcoholic.
OK.

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I could be an alcoholic.
That's not how this works.

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Can we stop
the cross-sharing, please?

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This group is for actual alcoholics.

321
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Who are you to say
who's an actual alcoholic? Yeah!

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You shouldn't be here!

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You can't tell him not to be here
if he's got a drink problem.

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I might have a drink problem.
WOMAN: Yeah.

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He doesn't have
a fucking drink problem!

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Right, you, out!

327
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Me?!
Now!

328
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Come on.

329
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Now look what you've done.

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You made the babby cry.
WOMAN: Ah.

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BABY CRIES

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Er... Hold on a sec.

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Max, my man! How you getting on?

334
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Well, we'll get to the quarter,
look at the figures.

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Probably have to make
some tough decisions.

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Yeah. Yeah.

337
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Yeah. Course.

338
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Yeah.

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Well, I've had a shit day,
but my boss likes you.

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Obviously.

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How are you?
Good.

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I have some news.
Hm?

343
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My brother Peter got that job
in Spain. Mm.

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He's moving out next month.

345
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So you wanna rent it out?

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So we'll have the place
to ourselves.

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You want me to move in?

348
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Things are getting pretty crowded at
your folks' place, don't you think?

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So, would I pay rent or...?
We'll work something out.

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What do you mean?

351
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Don't worry about it.
We'll... We'll do mates' rates.

352
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I-I don't need mates' rates.

353
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Do you not think
I can pay my own way?

354
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Well, no, but, you know,
you've been living at home, so...

355
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I don't need you doing me
any favours, Max...

356
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I'm not. I just...

357
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What's wrong with you?
I thought you'd be happy.

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I am, yeah.

359
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I just need to think about it,
that's all.

360
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Sure. Think about it.

361
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Spreadsheet porn is a thing.

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I... They arouse me.
I don't know what to say.

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THEY CHUCKLE

364
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Erm... One more glass?
Yeah, let me.

365
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No, I'll get this one.
No. You got the bottle. It's fine.

366
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OK.
SHE GROANS

367
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Are you OK?

368
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Yeah, it's just, erm...

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It's just this indigestion thing
that I get.

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Do you need me to...?
Oh!

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Shit!
CUTLERY CLATTERS

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What the fuck?!

373
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You cannot behave like that
in a meeting.

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He gate-crashed!

375
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He has the right to be there.

376
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How did he even know
which meeting I'd be in?

377
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I don't know.

378
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Shiv...
For fuck's sake.

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You might wanna give her some space.

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Shiv! What the hell
do you think you're doing?

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I didn't know how else to reach you.
Oh, my God.

382
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Can you just let me explain?!

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I was an asshole, OK?!

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I was a complete and utter
fucking asshole,

385
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and I owe you an apology.

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Kirsten and I broke up.

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She kicked me out.
Good!

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She wants to take Stevie to Berlin.

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And I'm not gonna let her do that,

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cos she's, like...

391
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she's, like, the best thing
that's ever happened, and...

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Isn't that right, Stevie?

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And a kid needs her da, so...

394
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It's just been
a bit of a shitty time.

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I could use an old friend.

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CAR HORN HONKS

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I have to go.

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I'm sorry you're having
a shit time, Jack.

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But I can't help you.

400
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We're not friends.

401
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Hey!
Ah, hi.

402
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Are you OK?
Yeah, yeah.

403
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Who's that?
No-one.

404
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It's just, er, my ex.

405
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Ah.

406
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Can we go?
Yeah.

407
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Do you wanna take my number?
Thanks.

408
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I have your scans.

409
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Is the...? The guy who brought me
here, is he still outside, or...?

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Didn't see anyone.

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So, I've got some good news,
and I have some bad news.

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Well, don't tell me I'm dying,
cos I'm on a timeline.

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I know.

414
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See here?
Little cyst on your right ovary.

415
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It's likely benign, but with
the pain you've been experiencing,

416
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it's just best we check it out.

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A cyst?
Yeah.

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Very common in early pregnancy.
Won't affect the baby.

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Baby?
What are you, 13, 14 weeks?

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Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

421
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I know what they're like
around here, fucking boys' club!

422
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So, you're a bit dehydrated.

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We're gonna keep you in overnight.
Do some more bloods in the morning.

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Get some rest.
You're gonna to need it, Mama.

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♪ How do we never see it coming?

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♪ The game was up before I knew

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♪ How do we never see it coming?

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♪ Really all I saw was you

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♪ I don't know what we're doing

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♪ But I'm terrified to ask

431
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♪ For fear that I might ruin it

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♪ I wanna make it last

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♪ The twin bed
By the white ledge... ♪

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