1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:02,134 Lidia: Previously on "moonshine." 2 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:03,502 Nora: My big sis, lidia, is back in town. 3 00:00:03,504 --> 00:00:05,304 - (cheering) - my daughter's an anarchist, 4 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,872 My son's clinically depressed, 5 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,907 Uh, my marriage might be over. Just a goddamn mess. 6 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:10,709 - (reads) "I, felicia finley, 7 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:12,044 Leave my piece of the moonshine to lidia." 8 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:13,612 - What? 9 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:14,946 - You've always wanted what's mine. 10 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:16,648 This is how the war starts, lidia. 11 00:00:16,717 --> 00:00:18,850 - "may she finally turn this shithole 12 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:20,218 Into something worth a damn." 13 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,655 (birds chirp, radio clicks on) 14 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,924 Nora: Hey, hey, fox den, 15 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:29,128 Anyone in need of some high octane, renewal juju? 16 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,229 Life needs a kick in the ass? 17 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:32,898 Well, you're in luck, losers, 18 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,667 Because it is summer solstice time. 19 00:00:35,669 --> 00:00:37,635 ("big yellow taxi" by joni mitchell plays) 20 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,337 ♪ with a pink hotel ♪ 21 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:40,773 Nora: In some towns, 22 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:42,674 Virgins drink from magical wells. 23 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:46,111 Other towns turn druid and dance around giant stones. 24 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:50,282 My town feeds its sins to a goat, 25 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:52,284 And they barbecue the poor bastard 26 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:55,553 In a quest for sweet, sweet absolution. 27 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:56,955 (text alert chimes) 28 00:00:57,024 --> 00:00:59,825 That's right, it is time for the moonshine's 29 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:02,628 Annual anything-goes, goat roast. 30 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:05,364 The time of year when you, your loved ones, 31 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:09,734 Even that sexy tent buddy whose name you can't remember, 32 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:12,237 Get to beach-party 'til ya barf. 33 00:01:13,507 --> 00:01:15,707 What's that? Nothing to hide? 34 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,209 No sordid sins to absolve? 35 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,778 Fresh out of crack pipe confessions? 36 00:01:20,815 --> 00:01:24,283 Then, giddy up, still plenty of time to make some mistakes. 37 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,652 ♪ hey, farmer, farmer, put away that ddt now ♪ 38 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,720 (engine rumbles) 39 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,322 ♪ gimme spots on my apples ♪ 40 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:31,990 ♪ but leave me the birds and the bees ♪ 41 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:33,525 - Absolutely not! That's not what we discussed! 42 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,460 No! I don't care! I don't care what you're saying! 43 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,396 Absolutely not! 44 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,998 ♪ that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone ♪ 45 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:41,900 ♪ you paved paradise and put up a parking lot ♪ 46 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:43,735 (trailer squeaks, door bangs) 47 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,403 (engine rumbles) 48 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:48,407 Less wanking, more working! 49 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:50,742 You're both late! 50 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:53,811 ♪♪♪ 51 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:55,948 ♪ and the big yellow taxi took away my old man ♪ 52 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,416 - Daniel, hey. 53 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,285 Yeah. I-I know. Sorry. 54 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,389 Uh, signals for shit. Hold on. 55 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:06,124 (engine roars) 56 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,893 ♪ they paved paradise, put up a parking lot ♪ 57 00:02:08,028 --> 00:02:09,361 - Somebody's happy. 58 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:11,296 - Dingo in a donut box. 59 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,532 - Or there's a body out back. 60 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,934 - I put her in charge this weekend. 61 00:02:16,003 --> 00:02:17,735 - Of my goat roast? 62 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,538 - Oh, you're on bed rest. 63 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:22,374 Besides, we're too old to absolve sins. 64 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:25,844 - People change. - (chuckles) we're not people. 65 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,779 - Hold on, hold on. Can you hear me now? 66 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:30,015 Okay, I think I got ya. Ugh! 67 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,384 Daniel: Have you told the kids about the separation? 68 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,319 - No, and do not say I'm avoiding. 69 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:36,588 - The girls have been avoiding each other since the memorial. 70 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:40,058 This weekend should be fun. 71 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:42,527 - Lidia and goats. No, not her speed. 72 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,530 - It's gonna be a bloodbath. 73 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:48,466 Daniel: I just don't understand what you're still doing there. 74 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,668 - This is where I need to be right now, okay, 75 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,470 In control of my own destiny, 76 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,940 Taking care of my mom, supporting my family-- 77 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,808 (engine revs) 78 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,543 Having them support me. 79 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,545 I really think it's gonna be different this time! 80 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,815 Ah! No! Call you back. 81 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,851 Rhian! No! No! No! 82 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:11,122 You knocked that down, you stupid yellow 83 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,324 (indistinct shouting, engine rumbles) 84 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,162 ♪ it's my life, it's my life ♪ 85 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:19,831 ♪ it's my life, my life ♪ 86 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:22,234 ♪ it's my life, it's my life ♪ 87 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:24,503 ♪ it's my life, my life ♪ 88 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,940 - There's no way I'm staying here. 89 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,575 - (sighs) there is, and you are. 90 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,277 - Didn't even bring my retainer. 91 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,045 - Well, luckily teeth don't move very fast. 92 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,813 - This is a hostage situation. 93 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:37,916 A legit kidnapping. I'm calling dad. 94 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,651 - Your father is swamped at the office, 95 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:41,986 And he agrees this is the best place for you, this summer. 96 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,222 - What about what I want? What's there to do here? 97 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:45,657 - What's not to do? 98 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:48,393 - Um, finish my doc about the exploitation of sex workers 99 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,928 On the lower east side? 100 00:03:49,997 --> 00:03:51,463 - Find another cause. 101 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:54,932 You okay? 102 00:03:54,969 --> 00:03:57,469 At least happy-adjacent-slash- not hating me? 103 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,137 - Yeah, it's fine, mom. 104 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,840 - Look, I know this is a lot, 105 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,209 And I kinda sprung it on you, 106 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:06,077 But I want you guys to experience this place 107 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:08,613 Like I did back before, I dunno, 108 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,815 I resented the shit outta everything my mom did, too. 109 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,317 - I don't resent you, mom. 110 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,119 (mocking) - I don't resent you, mom. 111 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,021 - Finn, you are free to resent me. 112 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:18,557 It's a healthy and normal part of-- 113 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,191 Shutting up now. 114 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,827 (sighs) bacon or sausage? 115 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,096 - What part of ovo-lacto vegetarian, 116 00:04:25,132 --> 00:04:27,766 Do you not understand? (chair crashes) god! 117 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:31,135 (footsteps thud away quickly, door creaks and slams) 118 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,873 (insects buzz, seagulls cry) 119 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,974 (water runs, indistinct singing) 120 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,981 - I can piss and hit a mark at 15 feet, ilene. 121 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:49,253 - (indistinct singing) - ugh. 122 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,929 Maybe we need to uh, get the hell outta dodge? 123 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,330 Ryan: Why? 124 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:01,266 - Uh, because we live in a campground? 125 00:05:01,401 --> 00:05:03,668 - It's close to work. Like, on work. 126 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,037 - It's true, it is super convenient. 127 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,006 But still, just weird, you know, 128 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:12,077 Like your family's around, all the time. 129 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:14,412 And I don't like the way that rhian talks to you. 130 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,149 - She's just, you know, super intense about the job. 131 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,584 - It's just, I was thinking, 132 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,622 The apartment over the fluff 'n' fold is for rent. 133 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,690 - One-eye finally got evicted? - Yeah. 134 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,625 - Did I call that, or what? - Yeah. You did. 135 00:05:27,627 --> 00:05:29,294 But like, think about it. We could have like, 136 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,563 A private backyard, and a shower 137 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:34,966 That isn't directly over the shitter. Blinds. 138 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:37,369 - Those digs are sweet, but with what money? 139 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:40,304 - Well, maybe we could sell the shrooms, 140 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:42,974 And then use the money for first and last months. 141 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,643 - With a bit left over to celebrate. 142 00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,312 - Sure! - You wanna get back in? 143 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,914 I think I missed a spot. - Oh, yeah, 144 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,782 It's just that I'm serious, babe, because that apartment 145 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:52,784 Isn't gonna be around forever, so we need to harvest 146 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:54,786 The shrooms and start selling. 147 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,854 - Okay, right after the goat roast. 148 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,990 - I dunno, I'm not sure that I like 149 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,526 Competing with a farm animal, ry. 150 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,228 - I promised my mom I'd help. 151 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:05,997 - Hmm. Can your mom give you a blowjob? 152 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,401 - Harvest time it is! 153 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,905 ♪♪♪ 154 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,874 - Woo! - (splash) 155 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,510 (door slams, gravel crunches) 156 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:24,049 ♪♪♪ 157 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:25,550 - (exhales) 158 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,685 - Why aren't you at the station? 159 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,156 - Uh, ken asked me to check up on security protocols 160 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,491 For the weekend. 161 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,292 - Dad said "security protocols"? 162 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,428 - And uh, I thought we could talk. 163 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,263 - We talked at breakfast. 164 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,764 - I thought of more things to say. 165 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,701 - Well? - Over dinner, maybe? 166 00:06:42,836 --> 00:06:45,136 - Date night? No time. 167 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,771 Where is little miss inheritance when the inbreds 168 00:06:46,807 --> 00:06:49,307 In cabin 5 turn their coffee maker into a bong? 169 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:52,343 - On top of the trailer, where you left her all morning. 170 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,678 - There will be time for sustenance 171 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:55,847 When the war is won, by me. 172 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,149 And remember whose side you're on. 173 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:01,052 (footsteps approach quickly, door opens and closes) 174 00:07:03,157 --> 00:07:05,289 - I want peace. I wanna be friends. 175 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:08,059 - We're sisters, the opposite of friends. 176 00:07:08,195 --> 00:07:10,895 - That's not a thing. - Number 36. 177 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,931 Do not be friends with lidia. Happy? 178 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,135 (footsteps thud) 179 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,270 - Uh, well, technically, 180 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,272 Technically, I'm your boss, now. 181 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:23,208 Dad told me he asked you to organize the weekend 182 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:24,809 And I'm fine with that. 183 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,811 - I have a goat to pick up. 184 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,147 - Oh! Well, come on, let us help, 185 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:31,216 Me and the kids. Show us the ropes. 186 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,518 I barely remember the last time I fed a sin to a goat. 187 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,454 - 1996. Lust monkey. 188 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,355 - Okay, fair. Mm-hmm. 189 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,424 But that was many sins ago, 190 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:41,359 And I-I'd like to make up for lost time. 191 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:43,762 Rhian? Come on, seriously, 192 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:46,163 Let's work together. No fighting, no ego. 193 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,100 - But I'm in charge? 194 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,902 - Pinky swear. 195 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,438 ♪♪♪ 196 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:56,307 - Staff meeting at noon. - Okay. 197 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:00,077 - So, who would like to climb the roof 198 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,080 And spend the day scraping bird excrement? 199 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,649 - Definitely lidia. All: (chuckle) 200 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:06,585 - You're hilarious. - Ryan, it is! 201 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,486 - That'll take all day! - Better not, 202 00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:10,321 'cause you're scraping down the rental boats next. 203 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:14,059 I am also enforcing a strict no-bare-feet-rule this year. 204 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:16,460 The last thing we need is some drunk asshole 205 00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:19,264 Suing us for slicing off a toe with broken glass. 206 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,232 - Isn't barefoot kind of a vibe? 207 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:23,067 - Yeah, I'm not really into the whole, 208 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:24,736 Wear-shoes-on-the-beach, thing. 209 00:08:24,738 --> 00:08:27,272 Like, sand in shoes, shoes in cabins, sand in cabins. 210 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:29,140 And next thing you know, I'm on my hands and knees 211 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,343 With a vacuum hose, for like, hours. 212 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:34,279 - Yeah! - That is literally your job. 213 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:37,148 - Some of us have lives outside of this place, rhian. 214 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,851 Dreams. Housing options? 215 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,386 - Heartwarming story. Moving on. - Why so many changes? 216 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,623 Things have been running fine for the past 40 years, right. 217 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:47,525 Potluck, people pay what they can. We pony up a goat, 218 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,427 And a few kegs. - One keg, domestic, 219 00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:51,429 Is all we can afford. Questions? 220 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:53,098 - Hmm. - Anybody else? 221 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:56,301 Um, I once paid three grand for a back to nature retreat 222 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:58,703 In the hamptons. Everyone slept under the stars 223 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,905 To reconnect with the earth. - And we care about 224 00:09:00,908 --> 00:09:02,907 The adventures of some rich asshole, why? 225 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,544 - We could turn our lack of, into a plus. 226 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,312 - No wi-fi. We call it off-grid. 227 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,581 Limited supplies. It's called a cleanse. 228 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,549 Feeding sins to a goat. 229 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,818 Spiritual healing. - Ooh! 230 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:16,287 - With a bit of a re-brand, we could charge more. 231 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,489 Get a few wristbands, coachella it up. 232 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,057 - Could solve our cashflow issues. 233 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:23,061 - See? Sammy gets me. - Yeah, hippie chic. 234 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:26,131 Whole new clientele. - Uh, clientele? 235 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,066 - Ooh, frickin' fancy! 236 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,501 (gasps) I bet they tip large. - Yeah! 237 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,503 - Do you think we could get it together by the weekend? 238 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,472 - Oh, my firm did dozens of pop-ups. 239 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,941 I could call my suppliers. Bit of high-end décor, 240 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,743 Drop a few viral hints, (clicks tongue), 241 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,645 Hipsters love last minute. 242 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,414 - Great! Show of hands? - Oh, yeah! 243 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:46,151 ♪♪♪ 244 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,624 - You responded to my lady dick pic 245 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,859 With a fist bump emoji? 246 00:09:54,861 --> 00:09:57,295 - I'm sorry, I-I just, I feel like-- 247 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,996 - Taking your pants off? - Okay. 248 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:03,101 I know I made a ten-year mistake marrying rhian, 249 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,469 And I know that you wanna wait for the right time to tell her, 250 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,639 But all this sneaking around, 251 00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:10,341 I just don't know if I can do it anymore. 252 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:15,246 - Okay. Bye. 253 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,781 My producer's gonna be back soon, anyway, so. 254 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,183 - That's it? 255 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,351 - I don't wanna put you in a situation 256 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,487 That makes you feel bad because the guilt 257 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,922 Is gonna make you spill your feelings all over town, 258 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,659 And when news breaks that nora finley-cullen 259 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,495 Is screwing her sister's husband, 260 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,063 Who gets thrown in the lobster pot? 261 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,766 The champion slut, or mr. Squeaky clean? 262 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,501 - You're not a champion slut. 263 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,770 - I better be. Do you think that you're 264 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,706 The only married guy I've slept with? 265 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,708 ("roxy roller" by nick gilder plays) 266 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,910 (belt buckle jingles) 267 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:48,579 - I'm not so squeaky clean. - Prove it. 268 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,516 - Wah! Okay. (giggles) 269 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,755 ♪♪♪ 270 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,690 ♪ flashlight dream ♪ 271 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,426 ♪ peaches and cream delight ♪ 272 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,396 ♪ roxy roller ♪ 273 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,965 Hey, terry! 274 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,904 ♪ five-bob job, she gets bubble gum on her knees ♪ 275 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,573 (tires crunch) 276 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,708 ♪ roxy roller ♪ 277 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,342 (door latch clicks) beautiful day! 278 00:11:18,412 --> 00:11:20,311 - Whatever you're on, it's working. 279 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,147 - Optimism, spunk, 280 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,015 An entire can of dry shampoo. 281 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,050 I figured out a way to make 282 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,786 The goat roast profitable this year. 283 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,454 - Ah! A pissing contest with rhian. 284 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,655 - No! I'm trying to help, and I hope you will, too. 285 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,458 - Have you discussed this with mom? 286 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,793 You know how much she loves change. 287 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,861 - Yeah, I don't wanna... Bother her 288 00:11:36,996 --> 00:11:38,963 'til the details are ironed out. - Coward. 289 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,732 - She exhausts me. 290 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,734 I'm confident mom will eventually accept 291 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,869 That without change, comes bankruptcy. 292 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,005 Did you know they're six months behind on water bills 293 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,406 And it's gonna cost 150k to replace the septic? 294 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:51,543 - Hmm, pass! 295 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:52,877 - Please! 296 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,012 - Come on, I need you to read this on air. 297 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:58,016 (paper rustles) - (reads) "feeling baaa-d? 298 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,084 Come to the moonshine, feed your sins to our goat, 299 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,420 And discover your inner goddess." 300 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,155 This is some major bullshit. 301 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,190 - You know what's some major bullshit? 302 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,292 You being too cool to ever care about anything. 303 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,361 - I care about things. - Such as? 304 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,530 - Parmesan crackers, uh, these boots. 305 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,532 Hmm, sex? - Hmm, right. 306 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,935 Top secret married lover man. 307 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,438 - Are you judging? 308 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,039 - No, but I am a little curious. 309 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,075 Have you ever considered his poor, unsuspecting wife? 310 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,313 - What does this have to do with goats? 311 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,248 - Absolution of sins, babe. 312 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,584 - A man's choice to cheat on his wife is my sin, why? 313 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,788 - All alone. (inhales) 314 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,124 Shifting through the shards of a toxic marriage. 315 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,826 Breaking her children's hearts, 316 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,261 Forced to start a new life amidst impossible odds. 317 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:48,933 - You're the wife? 318 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,336 (sighs) 319 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,672 Daniel cheated, and that's why you stayed. 320 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,108 - Maybe. 321 00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,644 Which is why you should feel super charitable and help me, 322 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,815 Before rhian shivs me in my sleep. 323 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,017 (paper rustles) 324 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,823 - Okay, pharmacist said to take these with food. 325 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,926 Wine doesn't count. - Grapes are a fruit. 326 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,830 (pills rattle) did you know eleanor 327 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,099 Is planning to go back to new york? 328 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,434 All packed up, ready to bolt. 329 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,038 You haven't told the kids about the separation, have you? 330 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:28,573 - I will. 331 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,175 - Days turn into decades, kiddo. 332 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,645 Just saying. (footsteps approach) 333 00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:37,048 Jill: Lidia, I didn't expect to see you still in town. 334 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,317 - I decided to stay a bit longer. 335 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,052 You know, keep an eye on the inheritance. 336 00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,588 - Treat her mother like a child. - My mother should be in bed. 337 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,457 - So, you're gonna be here for the goat roast. Lovely. 338 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,492 - So many sins, so little time! 339 00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:50,995 - (chuckles) you behind all these fun changes? 340 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,398 - Changes? - Yeah, uh, 341 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,466 We decided to mix it up this year. 342 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,569 - We? - Yeah, goddess fest. 343 00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,137 Female empowerment. Love it. 344 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,805 - I wanted to surprise you. 345 00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:04,508 An estrogen-friendly twist on weekend fun. 346 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,078 - She never asks me when she knows it's gonna piss me off. 347 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,747 - How about you, jill? Need any sins absolved? 348 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,016 - Oh, me and your mom have been feeding the same sins to goats 349 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:14,819 For three decades, now? 350 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,820 - Oh yeah? How's that workin' out for ya? 351 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,957 - (chuckles) bea? - Great. 352 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,859 - Ah-ha. See? The goddess will provide. 353 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:24,461 Best year ever. We are gonna absolve so many sins. 354 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,297 Even yours, mom. 355 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,633 (receding footsteps thud) 356 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,036 - How long is she staying? 357 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,805 - Oh, she'll be tired of us and back to new york soon enough. 358 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,375 - Yeah, well, you let me know if you need any help with that. 359 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,644 - It'd be a shame if she got in the way 360 00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,412 Of our little arrangement. 361 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,516 (lighter snicks, sizzling) 362 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,185 (goat bleats) 363 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,187 - Hi, little goatie! 364 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,288 Oh, my gosh, she's so cute! 365 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:53,591 Demon eyes, but cute. 366 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,060 - Mean mothers. They will eat anything, 367 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,129 If they are hungry enough. Very territorial, 368 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,231 Just like that skinny blonde one back at the farm, 369 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,133 Clearly trying to move in where she doesn't belong. 370 00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,834 - Wish I could take her back to new york. 371 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,403 - When is your mom going home, anyway? 372 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,538 - No clue, but I'm out of here as soon as dad sends money 373 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,906 For a plane ticket. 374 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,142 (gate thuds) 375 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,211 - So, why a goat? 376 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,813 - Oh, you know "scapegoat." 377 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:17,148 (hammer bangs) 378 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,350 It was your grandma's idea, when we were kids. 379 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,419 We could choose one thing we wanted to erase that year, 380 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,920 And then have one hell of a feed. 381 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,221 - What do we feed it? 382 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,224 - Oh, no, it feeds us. 383 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,826 We roast it on the fire. It's delicious. 384 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,962 Well, first, we string it up, and then we, (clicks tongue), 385 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,931 You know, bleed it up. - (goat bleats) 386 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,933 - You wanna murder, then eat, this beautiful creature 387 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,301 After it's helped absolve your sins? 388 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,370 - No body, no crime. - (goat bleats) 389 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:45,043 ♪♪♪ 390 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,111 (goat bleats) 391 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,214 - Guard this with your life. 392 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:56,187 ♪♪♪ 393 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,190 - We need to stop the senseless goat slaughter. 394 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,192 - Yeah, right after the fish massacre. 395 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,161 - There's blood on our hands if we let them 396 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,862 Go through with this. - We can call peta. 397 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,064 - The local chapter's like, one guy, 398 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,464 And he's a total dick. - Oh. 399 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,268 Uh, okay, so what's your plan, then? 400 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,171 - We paper the town with posters, 401 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,206 Like really blood ones of slaughterhouses. 402 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:17,775 We block the gates with a protest. 403 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,477 - Man, if we make enough noise, like, we could go viral. 404 00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,147 - Liberate the lobsters, the goats, 405 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,416 And our souls. - Huh. 406 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,518 - (scoffs) 407 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,386 (scraping sound) 408 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,790 - I was hoping to find a finley-cullen! 409 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,258 - Wasn't me! 410 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,060 - Hey, how does a newbie get a tour of this place? 411 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,862 - I wish I could oblige. 412 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:41,165 - Four hands make swift work. 413 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,300 (lobster trap rattles) 414 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,103 No better way to know a place. 415 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:46,837 Never been much of a relaxer. 416 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,605 - Seagulls and algae, man! 417 00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,374 Some day, they'll be our overlords! 418 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,910 I'm ryan. - Oscar. 419 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,247 - So, moonshine been busy this summer? 420 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,982 - Same old. Hopin' to see some new faces this weekend 421 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,851 If big sis has got anything to do with it. 422 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,953 - Lidia, right? - One and only. 423 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,922 - She deal with the uh, day-to-day? 424 00:17:04,958 --> 00:17:07,391 - Not yet. (exhales sharply) 425 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,594 That'd be my mom and dad. Rhian's the big cheese. 426 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,929 Likes to boss me around, that's for damn sure. 427 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,798 - Must be expensive to run. 428 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,934 Really high margins aren't uh, a thing in a seasonal business. 429 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,836 - Yeah, I guess. 430 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,038 - How do your folks keep this place afloat, anyway? 431 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,674 Little side hustle they got goin'? 432 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,812 Sorry to pry. I would just hate to see 433 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:30,180 A place like this so special go under. 434 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,352 - Nobody tells me shit about the money stuff. 435 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,587 (exhales sharply) but that don't matter. 436 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,889 Just me and my girl, we got our own thing. 437 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,491 Big payday, right around the corner. 438 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:43,127 - Do tell. 439 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:48,532 - Can you keep a secret? - (scoffs) to the grave. 440 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,268 (sizzles) (coughs loudly) 441 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,206 (door creaks open) 442 00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,978 - Magic mushrooms! Organic, home-grown, 443 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,847 Limited batch, psilocybin. 444 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,482 Next gen high. - Serious operation. 445 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,985 - Mushies were my ticket to sobriety. 446 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,187 - My higher power. 447 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,955 - Sounds intense. 448 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,257 - Like a lawnmower of truth, man! Ha, ha! 449 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,827 - Big local market? - Bro, it's the moonshine. 450 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,528 It's the wild west, anything goes, 451 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,430 And everyone's invited. (laughs) 452 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,599 - Of course. 453 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,034 Hello, hello. - (keys tapping) 454 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,137 Ryan: Growing up big and strong, aren't ya? 455 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,673 Yes you are! Oh, you're doing so-- 456 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,241 (suspenseful music) (chuckles) 457 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,980 Onshine. 458 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,417 No, I don't know anything about a goddess. 459 00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,819 This is a campground, not a colon cleanse. 460 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:47,758 Goat? Yes, we have a goat! 461 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:52,129 ♪♪♪ 462 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,764 Demon whore! 463 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,567 (door bangs open) - oh, hey. Too low? 464 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,068 - I didn't approve this. 465 00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,037 - Oh, come on, you're not seriously upset 466 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,306 About a little décor. - Pinky swear? 467 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,575 I'm in charge? - If guests are paying extra, 468 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,912 They're gonna expect extra! - There's more? 469 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,546 A yurt. What?! 470 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,449 A pop-up juice bar, 471 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,450 Hmm, flower-scented edibles. 472 00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,119 How are we paying for all of this? 473 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,721 - Suppliers get paid when we do. 474 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,122 Yeah, I know, we're still in the hole 475 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,391 For the lobsters your kid stole. - Rhian, chill. 476 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,859 We already have 50 confirmed bookings. 477 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,428 Hold this a sec? 478 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,996 Okay. 479 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,733 ♪♪♪ 480 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,133 (waves lap) - woo! 481 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,203 ♪♪♪ 482 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:34,939 - Ryan, the oldest son, 483 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:37,541 Running drugs off the property. - Heroin? Meth? 484 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,277 Is this tied to the missing shipping containers 485 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,279 Out of the port of halifax? - Not sure. 486 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,880 Mushrooms, small crop, but where there's smoke, 487 00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,083 There's fire. - Shrooms aren't worth the shit 488 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,785 They're grown in. - Okay, granted, 489 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,954 Ryan is not the sharpest axe in the woodpile. 490 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,155 - Yeah, he's a drunk. Dozens of duis. 491 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,624 He's not capable of remembering his middle name, 492 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,459 Let alone masterminding a smuggling ring. 493 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,229 - Maybe, but with a little bit of pressure, I can, you know-- 494 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,198 - I need something concrete - phone records, 495 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,633 Double set of books, actual drugs. 496 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,769 - Ryan's twin sister, rhian, 497 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:07,972 She's in the know and I get a vibe from her. 498 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,074 - See? Strategy. 499 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,209 Go after the sister, get her to trust you. 500 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,810 - Yeah, all about the trust. 501 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,247 - Get a real in, or I'm bringing your scrawny ass home! 502 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,182 - Hey! 503 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:19,984 ♪ when you're smiling ♪ 504 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:21,852 - (happy sigh) 505 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,121 ♪ the sun is shining hey, hey ♪ 506 00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,990 - Looking good! 507 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,458 (mic feedback) 508 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,994 - Okay, testing, testing. 509 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,462 - You love me. 510 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,397 - Even shitshows need a soundtrack. 511 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,566 - (chuckles) 512 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:37,301 Oh, see, that's the spirit of goddess fest, 513 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,603 Everyone working together. Female energy. 514 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,205 Where do you want this? - Uh, by the yurt. 515 00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,641 - (gasps) you said yurt. Oh! 516 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,878 - So, what's on- what's on the deck? 517 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,880 - Oh, why, you think you're gonna get to control this? 518 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,548 - Well, a few requests. 519 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,018 A music person, you know that. You can be the-- 520 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,587 (indistinct chatter, music) 521 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,097 (steps thud) 522 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,168 - Now I know why you wanted to talk. 523 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,904 - Rhian, look, I-- - admit it. 524 00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:17,240 (sighs) admit what you've done. 525 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,443 - Things haven't been good between us for a long time, 526 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,512 Okay? You and me, we just don't-- 527 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,213 - Nope, we don't. 528 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,084 - Which is why you... 529 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,455 Agreed to help lidia with her stupid idea? 530 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:36,394 - Yes. Yeah, I-I did agree 531 00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:39,329 To help move speakers and carry yoga mats, but-- 532 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,598 - What's that, clipboard? 533 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,134 My husband is sleeping with the enemy? 534 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:46,537 Ryan (over radio): Rhian, we have a situation at the gate. 535 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,509 (golf cart beeps on, rumbles) 536 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,477 - This isn't over. 537 00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,680 - Goats deserve justice! - (honk) get out of the way! 538 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:59,450 - Meet goats! Not goat meats! 539 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:02,553 - This is utterly ridiculous! - Goats deserve justice! 540 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,454 - Stop the slaughter-- - hey! What is going on! 541 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,990 Woman: Move! 542 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:07,758 - You told me to find another cause; I found one. 543 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,427 - You're gonna upset your grandparents. 544 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,362 - They should be upset. They're serial killers. 545 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,831 - Ugh, el, I know you're passionate, 546 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,699 And I respect that, but this is tradition. 547 00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,568 Not everyone objects to eating goat meat. 548 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,203 - Her name is susan b. Anthony. 549 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,670 - And my name is mom, 550 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,706 You know, the woman who grew you in my body, 551 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,708 And until you're 18, has a say over what you do 552 00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,544 And do not have control over? 553 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,446 - You know, maybe she's right, el. 554 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,447 - Yes, yes, I am right. Thank you, finn. 555 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,416 - You want me to abandon the cause you told me to get? 556 00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:34,284 - Just go put your flower crown on. 557 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,820 Man: Come on, move! 558 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,823 (gravel crunches) man: Thank you! 559 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,324 - Mom's precious little suck up. Let's get out of here. 560 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:44,327 - Not cool, bro. 561 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,196 Man: Come on. Woman: It's about time. 562 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,199 - Lidia... You need a drink? 563 00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,136 - Yes, I do! 564 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:54,171 - Cheers! 565 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,072 (both gulp) 566 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,077 - (burps) ugh, I've raised socially conscious, 567 00:23:01,114 --> 00:23:03,080 Compassionate citizens. 568 00:23:03,082 --> 00:23:04,815 It's a total nightmare. 569 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,050 You're gonna same some sage, vaguely insulting thing 570 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,086 About women in full moons, aren't you? 571 00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,622 - Yeah, probably. Both: (chuckle) 572 00:23:12,758 --> 00:23:14,625 - Rhian hates me. 573 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,229 - Yeah, there's your sin. Self pity. 574 00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:20,164 - More like, stupidity, 575 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:22,232 Thinking I could just roll back into town 576 00:23:22,268 --> 00:23:24,101 And the past would be forgotten. 577 00:23:24,103 --> 00:23:26,704 - Maybe you and rhian should just have it out, 578 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:29,573 Once and for all. - Funny advice from a pacifist. 579 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,642 - Well, I've had my share of squabbles. 580 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,511 - You? Please! 581 00:23:33,646 --> 00:23:35,446 - Oh, I've earned my mellow. - (chuckles) 582 00:23:36,816 --> 00:23:38,782 - Ugh, another fight with rhian 583 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,484 Is the last thing I need right now. 584 00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,120 I-I have to believe it's all gonna be fine, 585 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:47,191 That this weekend will be a huge success, 586 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,392 That the spirit of goddess fest... 587 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:52,028 (lawnmower rumbles) will prevail, and... 588 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:55,265 (wood snaps) - whoa! 589 00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,700 (confused reactions) 590 00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,738 -Hey! Watch it! - Bring it, bitch. 591 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:08,011 (indistinct chatter, goat bleats) 592 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:09,513 - Whoa! (28:03 593 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,550 - Have you seen my clipboard? 594 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:14,751 - Uh, no? 595 00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:16,620 - Agh! Frig! 596 00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,355 - (party laughter) - (angry breathing) 597 00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:19,490 (slippery squish) 598 00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,960 (goat bleats) 599 00:24:23,029 --> 00:24:24,562 - (deep inhale) 600 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,830 (gravel crunches, golf cart stops abruptly) 601 00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,434 - Have you checked out goddess fest? 602 00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:32,503 It is so cool! 603 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:34,504 - All hail, la lidia! 604 00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:36,873 - We are gonna move so much product! 605 00:24:38,844 --> 00:24:40,511 - I have to talk to you. 606 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:43,213 - Okay, no, you know what? I'm so glad that you said that, 607 00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:45,816 Um, because I wanna be sensitive to your needs. 608 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,851 I know that this is the only place 609 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:50,754 That you have ever lived, but I promise you, 610 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,556 We're gonna make that apartment a real home! 611 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,325 - It's not that. 612 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:56,060 - (sighs) did something go wrong with the harvest? 613 00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,762 - We screwed up! - How? 614 00:24:58,764 --> 00:25:00,664 - Even I we sell the stash at a premium, 615 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,699 Street value's for shit on mushies these days. 616 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,069 - Who says? - My new buddy, oscar. 617 00:25:05,204 --> 00:25:08,272 - Oh. Hey, should we be telling people 618 00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:10,807 About our illegal mushroom growing operation? 619 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,110 - No, no, oscar's not just people, he's a mensch! 620 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,412 He's real smart and he says, 621 00:25:15,548 --> 00:25:17,414 Meth or smuggling is where it's at. 622 00:25:17,483 --> 00:25:19,517 - How could we not know that? 623 00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:21,918 Like, I thought that you did research 624 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,554 Before we bought all of the equipment. 625 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,789 - No-no. I thought you did. - (inhales) 626 00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:27,657 - Hmm. 627 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:31,028 ♪♪♪ 628 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,196 - Wow, that was my whole life savings. 629 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,400 I haven't even replaced my hair extensions since may. 630 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:39,637 - Babe. 631 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,338 - (sniffles) 632 00:25:41,473 --> 00:25:45,976 ♪♪♪ 633 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:49,212 You know what? It's fine, 634 00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:51,649 Because it is a little setback, 635 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:54,184 But we can fix it. 636 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,986 - Yeah, we, yeah, we can! 637 00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:58,922 Crush it like a bug! - Yeah! Ugh! (chuckles) 638 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,392 - How? - Oh, I have no idea. 639 00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:04,762 ♪♪♪ 640 00:26:04,764 --> 00:26:06,263 (cards rustle, thumps) 641 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,398 - (sighs) 642 00:26:09,535 --> 00:26:11,935 - You hidin' out? - Yep! 643 00:26:11,971 --> 00:26:14,204 - Ground zero, goddess fest. 644 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:15,939 Bunch o' lawyers who spend 645 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:18,608 Hundreds of dollars on stained jeans, 646 00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:20,944 20-year-olds wearin' woodstock t-shirts. 647 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,413 - With some big city bullshit. 648 00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:25,883 - Yeah, it's cultural appropriation. 649 00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:29,486 - It's a distraction. - Yeah, that's it. 650 00:26:29,488 --> 00:26:31,288 Lidia's really rallied the troops, 651 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:32,956 Everyone's working together. 652 00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,759 - She hasn't told the kids she and daniel are separating. 653 00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,494 It isn't healthy. 654 00:26:37,563 --> 00:26:39,563 - That's right, keepin' secrets from your kids 655 00:26:39,565 --> 00:26:42,666 And not talkin' about your feelings, is unhealthy. 656 00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:47,203 - (exhales) I shoulda sent lidia packing after the wake. 657 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:51,107 This isn't the place for her. 658 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,209 - Tell it to the goat. 659 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:57,447 Lidia: Hi. Crystal: Hi! 660 00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:58,982 You inspired me. 661 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:00,718 At first, I was thinking face painting, 662 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,187 But face tattoos are really having a moment. 663 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,555 - Who knew? - The goddess did! 664 00:27:05,591 --> 00:27:08,058 I have manifested 50 bucks, already. Ah! 665 00:27:08,193 --> 00:27:10,394 (chuckles) 666 00:27:10,463 --> 00:27:13,130 Get your-your vishnu tramp stamp! 667 00:27:13,132 --> 00:27:15,466 Get your venus butt roses! 668 00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,935 Make your face the constellation! 669 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:20,003 - Give one sin slip and a pencil to each guest, 670 00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:22,272 Please and thank you. - What's your sin, mom, kidnap? 671 00:27:22,341 --> 00:27:25,142 Accessory to goat murder? Lying about your botox? 672 00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:27,711 - It's for my headaches. 673 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,415 - Interesting crowd. Nobody's puked yet. 674 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,316 - One sin slip. - Thank you. 675 00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:35,351 - Where is my clipboard? - I have no idea. 676 00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:38,021 - Theft of personal property can result in immediate expulsion. 677 00:27:38,090 --> 00:27:40,323 Moonshine by-law 65. - (sighs) 678 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,960 - Do not walk away from me! 679 00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,632 - You need to chill. 680 00:27:48,634 --> 00:27:50,767 Peace, love, and goat slaughter. Remember? 681 00:27:50,769 --> 00:27:53,036 Is this a game to you? Pass "go"? 682 00:27:53,105 --> 00:27:55,239 Get out of jail, free? 683 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:57,307 Steal my ding-dang office supplies? 684 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,576 - Unresolved trauma, number one cause of addiction. 685 00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:01,311 - Piss off, ryan. - On it! 686 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,447 Hey, have either of you guys seen the goat? 687 00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:05,648 - Yeah, tied up, where I left it. 688 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:08,051 - No! Escapee, maybe. Hard to say, 689 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:11,455 But given the fact that it's gone, I'd say it's gone. 690 00:28:11,524 --> 00:28:12,756 - Did you steal the goat, too? 691 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,657 - Don't be absurd! 692 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:16,360 - What's next, mom and dad's love? 693 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:19,029 - My husband? - You know, there's meds for this. 694 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:23,200 - Oh yeah, that's right, I'm crazy. Crazy rhian! 695 00:28:23,202 --> 00:28:25,602 - You got braces, what did I get? 696 00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:28,405 Not therapy. Anything that goes wrong with lidia, 697 00:28:28,474 --> 00:28:31,742 It's all bow down, but when it's me, bananas, 698 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:36,680 Overwrought, unable to conceive! 699 00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:38,749 - You are clinical. 700 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,485 - Maybe, but this is my asylum, princess! 701 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:42,686 - No! - Whoa! 702 00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:44,688 Two decades of pilates. Try me! 703 00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:46,189 - Oh, yeah? - Hold that! 704 00:28:46,258 --> 00:28:48,058 - Okay. Oy, oy, oy! 705 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,661 (angry grunting, mat thuds) - get away from me! 706 00:28:51,697 --> 00:28:54,498 - If you'd like to catch two psychos going at it, 707 00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:57,634 Come on down to the lodge! - Shut up! Shut up! 708 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,703 - Two full-grown women fighting, 709 00:28:59,705 --> 00:29:02,239 At a nice celebration of the-- 710 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:04,407 - Hey, you bunch of stuck up posers, 711 00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:05,809 Do you know what this is? 712 00:29:05,944 --> 00:29:09,046 This is loser fest! (attendees gasp) 713 00:29:09,048 --> 00:29:10,981 You're all delusional! 714 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,616 (grunting) 715 00:29:12,751 --> 00:29:14,450 (both crash to ground) 716 00:29:14,487 --> 00:29:15,919 (shouting) watch it! My shit! 717 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,388 Get her! (fighting screams) 718 00:29:18,524 --> 00:29:19,889 (blow to face, attendees gasp) 719 00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,794 (seagulls cry in the distance) 720 00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:28,766 - This one wasn't me. - I wasn't even there. 721 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,767 - Oh, boo hoo, saint sammy. Eat me. 722 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:33,871 - They started it. - Okay, fine, it's my fault. 723 00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:36,272 Happy? But in all fairness, I tried to keep you out of it. 724 00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:38,675 - Oh, quit sucking up and tell me who stole my goat? 725 00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:40,577 - Probably eleanor. 726 00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:43,947 - Poor thing, having to witness her grown aunts and uncles-- 727 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:46,749 - Seriously? Parenting advice? Look how we turned out. 728 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:48,552 - Uh, speak for yourself. 729 00:29:48,687 --> 00:29:50,620 - Admittedly, I have a few issues. 730 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:52,422 - Okay, rhian is right, no goat, no goat roast. 731 00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,357 No goat roast, no income. 732 00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:58,194 We're gonna be tits-deep in guests demanding refunds, 733 00:29:59,532 --> 00:30:01,998 And I know nobody wants to see my tits. 734 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,103 - Where are we gonna find another goat 735 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,738 On a holiday weekend? 736 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,641 - I have an idea. 737 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:13,076 (rollers rumble on track) 738 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,047 - Okay, keeping an open mind. 739 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:19,383 - Do you remember last year, when I was unjustly robbed 740 00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,250 Of the title of lobster queen? - No. 741 00:30:21,252 --> 00:30:23,653 - I wore the sexy bo peep costume. 742 00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:25,455 - Oh! No. - It was on facebook. 743 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,291 - We're not friends, remember? - I do. 744 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:29,726 - Oh, can you get to the point? We-we have a crowd waiting, 745 00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:32,062 And it's a few hours 'til sunset. 746 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:34,264 (tarp crinkles) 747 00:30:34,399 --> 00:30:36,800 - My bo peep sheep is hollow. 748 00:30:36,802 --> 00:30:38,936 Plenty of room for sins. 749 00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:41,738 And I looked super hot in my costume, by the way. 750 00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:43,907 - On chinese new year, in central park, 751 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:46,209 We send hollow paper dragons out 752 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:47,878 Over the jackie onassis reservoir. 753 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,713 - What's that, you lived in new york? 754 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:51,314 You've never mentioned that before. 755 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:55,685 We'll float the sins out over the great oceanic beyond, 756 00:30:55,721 --> 00:30:58,154 Instead of burning them in the hell fire 757 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,858 Of charred animal flesh. I can work with this! 758 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,893 Woman: My turn! 759 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,563 Nora: Okay, people, bit of spiritual improv, here. 760 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,234 We'll be feeding all sins to a paper sheep, 761 00:31:11,237 --> 00:31:14,504 Which will then float out over the ocean, 762 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,441 Where hopefully some poor seal doesn't choke to death. 763 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:19,542 Drone dvds, 20 bucks. 764 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:24,180 Witness the celebration from the eye of the goddess herself! 765 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:26,716 - You almost sold that. 766 00:31:26,752 --> 00:31:28,986 - Not the most subtle remodel, lids. 767 00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:31,455 - People seem into it. - Yeah, they're high. 768 00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:32,923 - Oh I know. It's my add-on, 769 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:36,860 Flower of the goddess edibles. Right? 770 00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:38,561 Hey, did you get a couple? 771 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:39,963 - Whoa. 772 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,967 You emancipated the goat. Way to hostage release! 773 00:31:44,103 --> 00:31:45,869 - Wasn't me. 774 00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:48,672 ♪♪♪ 775 00:31:48,807 --> 00:31:50,474 - You let the goat out? 776 00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:52,009 - While you guys were complaining, 777 00:31:52,144 --> 00:31:53,944 I actually did something about it. 778 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:56,879 Anarchy in action. - Dude, you are insane. 779 00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,415 (chuckles) 780 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,718 ♪♪♪ 781 00:32:01,787 --> 00:32:03,787 - Here. - I'm on duty. 782 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,755 - Oh, you'll do things when lidia asks, but not me? 783 00:32:05,791 --> 00:32:07,991 Please, terry, just do it! 784 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:10,393 Come on, she's giving out more than me! 785 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:12,162 - Oh, frig's sakes! 786 00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:15,699 ♪♪♪ 787 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:17,834 Man: Don't let him bite you. 788 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:19,369 (indistinct chatter) 789 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,772 (paper rustles) 790 00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:24,607 - Happy now? 791 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:29,846 - Oh, rhian! - I don't have time to fix 792 00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:31,448 Your plumbing again right now. - No. No-no-no, 793 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:33,416 I just wanna say, great job with all this. 794 00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,519 Your siblings speak very highly of you. 795 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:37,954 - (scoffs) wrong rhian. 796 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:40,057 (indistinct chatter) 797 00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:43,126 (frogs croak, insects buzz) 798 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:44,995 (waves lap) 799 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,830 ("the wind" by cat stevens plays) 800 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,532 (fire crackles) 801 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:51,201 (indistinct chatter) 802 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,270 Woman: Oh, that looks so cute! 803 00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:57,674 ♪ I listen to the wind, to the wind of my soul ♪ 804 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,543 - (chuckling) 805 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:02,812 ♪ where I'll end up, ♪ 806 00:33:02,848 --> 00:33:05,815 ♪ well, I think only god really knows ♪ 807 00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:07,850 Woman: Oh, there he goes! 808 00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,820 (chatter, laughter) 809 00:33:09,822 --> 00:33:11,221 (in awe) wow! 810 00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:14,424 - And there they go, people, all your sins. 811 00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:16,293 God speed. 812 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:19,996 ♪♪♪ 813 00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,399 - So beautiful! 814 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:24,201 - Whoa... 815 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:25,201 - I'm kinda diggin' this. 816 00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:27,037 - Yeah. (chuckles) 817 00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:29,105 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! 818 00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,775 I gotta get the drone footage! 819 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:34,677 (drone buzzes) - get your sexy pilot on, babe! 820 00:33:34,747 --> 00:33:37,714 ♪ I listen to my words, but they fall far below ♪ 821 00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:39,682 Crystal: Wooo! - (laughs) 822 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,386 - Ryan, you missed the launch! 823 00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:45,521 Look. You're flying too low. 824 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,190 I need a shot up over the water. 825 00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,658 - Don't think you get how hard this is, 826 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:51,461 Especially when you're really, really trippin' on mushrooms. 827 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,263 (chuckling) 828 00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:54,598 - Give it to me. - Oh! 829 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,533 Woman: Bon voyage, goat. 830 00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:59,069 - Yeah, this stick is the, yah. 831 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,339 Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no-- 832 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,875 (drone crashes into sheep) - oh! Oh, shit! 833 00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:08,411 (all gasp) - shit. 834 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:11,081 ♪ I let my music take me where my heart wants to go ♪ 835 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:13,483 Woman: The sins! (papers flutter) 836 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:16,252 ♪♪♪ 837 00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,189 - Ooh, the goddess is not happy. 838 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:21,057 - Eat your heart out, fellini. 839 00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,293 ♪ I'll never, never, never, never ♪ 840 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,695 (papers rustle) 841 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,398 ♪ I'll never make the same mistake ♪ 842 00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:34,003 ♪ I'll never, never, never, never ♪ 843 00:34:34,073 --> 00:34:37,140 ♪♪♪ 844 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,613 Man: I think this is your wife's! 845 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:45,982 - Ew! - (indistinct chatter) 846 00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:49,018 - Then who is my father? 847 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,556 - What kind of psycho hates avocados? 848 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:54,324 Attendees: What is this one? 849 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:56,593 No way! 850 00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,395 - You aren't gay? 851 00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,797 - Oh, god! 852 00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:03,633 - The clientele would like a word. 853 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:06,803 (indistinct chatter) 854 00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:08,605 - Sorry, here. 855 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,740 Still beautiful, though. 856 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,275 This is part of the experience. 857 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:15,778 (ominous music) 858 00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:18,281 Man: I knew it! I knew it! 859 00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,750 I've had enough. Stop it! No! 860 00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:22,619 (indistinct chatter) 861 00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:29,559 ♪♪♪ 862 00:35:29,694 --> 00:35:32,462 - (mouths) terry? 863 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:38,568 (hushed) your sin is safe with me. 864 00:35:39,905 --> 00:35:41,438 - Gimme that! Gimme that! Gimme that! 865 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,239 (gulps loudly) 866 00:35:45,677 --> 00:35:47,277 (indistinct whispers) what? 867 00:35:47,412 --> 00:35:50,513 (grass rustles) - what did it say? 868 00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,449 (yells) what did it say?! 869 00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:55,651 - Uncle. Fine! Damn it! 870 00:35:57,256 --> 00:35:58,989 I'm sleeping with your husband. 871 00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:01,090 (crowd gasps) - oh! 872 00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:03,260 - That actually wasn't what I wrote. 873 00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:07,697 But yeah, I'm sleeping with nora. 874 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,832 (crowd gasps) 875 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:13,069 I'm sorry, I-I tried to tell you. 876 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:15,571 - (breathes shakily) 877 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,674 ♪♪♪ 878 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,675 (goat bleats) 879 00:36:21,746 --> 00:36:23,280 Oscar: The goat came back! 880 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:25,481 - The is all your fault. 881 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:28,851 ♪♪♪ 882 00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:30,386 (music intensifies, goat bleats) 883 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:32,422 (goat bites off finger, blood gushes) 884 00:36:32,424 --> 00:36:34,291 - Ahh! - Oh, my god! 885 00:36:34,293 --> 00:36:35,926 (woman screams) rhian: Waaaaaaah! 886 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:37,560 (crowd screams) 887 00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,364 Ahhhhhhhh! - Oh, rhian! 888 00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:43,866 - Oh, hey. - (rhian screams) 889 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,568 (screaming continues, fades) 890 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,437 (indistinct dispatch radio chatter) 891 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:51,241 (footsteps thud, papers rustle) 892 00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,545 - (softly) hey. 893 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:57,113 (footsteps crunch) 894 00:36:58,183 --> 00:37:00,116 - What do you want now? 895 00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:01,317 A kidney? 896 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:04,320 - Oh, I just wanted to tell you that 897 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:06,489 Everyone's out looking for the goat. 898 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:09,259 You know, to see if maybe they can retrieve-- 899 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:11,261 - Stop talking. - Okay. 900 00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:15,265 Oh, um, I found this! (chuckles) 901 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,468 - Would you mind adding something for me, 902 00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:21,671 Please? My finger, you know. 903 00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:24,007 - Yes, of course, of course. 904 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:25,475 (lid pops off) okay. 905 00:37:25,610 --> 00:37:28,311 - Number 43... - Mm-hmm. 906 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:32,214 - D-I-e. - Mm-hmm. 907 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:33,783 (marker rasps) 908 00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:40,790 (pops lid back on, clipboard thuds gently) 909 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:47,497 (ground crunches under foot) 910 00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:50,199 (footsteps recede) 911 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,840 (rhian sobs) 912 00:37:58,977 --> 00:38:00,710 (sniffles) 913 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:02,878 (door creaks open and shuts) 914 00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:07,317 (footsteps crunch) 915 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,056 - I like your clipboard. 916 00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:14,657 - Beat it. Please. 917 00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:17,927 - I mean it. My boss mocks me. 918 00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:20,730 I'm an analog guy - lists, laminate, 919 00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:23,066 Nothing gets me going like a swift checkmark. 920 00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:27,203 Got passed over twice by I.T. Yes-men. 921 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:29,072 (scoffs) hard to hold on to your values 922 00:38:29,141 --> 00:38:31,407 In a digitized world. 923 00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:36,078 Also, I'm really sorry about your finger, 924 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,114 And everything else. 925 00:38:39,718 --> 00:38:42,318 (sighs) rough day? 926 00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:44,888 Yeah. Been there. 927 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:47,357 ("easy" by mesadorm plays) 928 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:49,659 Anyway, if there's anything you could ever need, 929 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:52,495 You know where to find me. (ground crunches) 930 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:55,965 ♪ with your mother on the left ♪ 931 00:38:56,034 --> 00:38:58,101 ♪ your daddy on the right ♪ 932 00:38:58,236 --> 00:39:02,004 ♪ nothin' in the middle but a bare-knuckle fight ♪ 933 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:05,074 ♪ you're dizzy all day, lookin' side to side ♪ 934 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:08,578 Crystal: (chuckles) yeah. Oh no, yeah! 935 00:39:08,580 --> 00:39:10,713 - Oh... 936 00:39:11,783 --> 00:39:13,649 - Yeah. (laughing) - okay. 937 00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,353 So, just, yeah, be in-be in touch. (chuckles) 938 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:20,055 (happy squeal) 939 00:39:20,092 --> 00:39:22,258 - Who's that? - Oh, that guy? 940 00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:24,260 He works at the casino in halifax 941 00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:27,062 And he might even have a job for me! 942 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:28,898 - Blowjob, maybe. 943 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,933 - Ryan, he saw my tattoo business, 944 00:39:31,002 --> 00:39:33,736 And was admiring my entrepreneurial spirit. 945 00:39:33,772 --> 00:39:36,205 - It wasn't your spirit he was staring at! 946 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,074 - That guy makes 40 grand a year. 947 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:40,477 I mean, that kinda money, he can give people jobs. 948 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:42,946 He can have his mother over for tea. 949 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:45,415 You know what? That's gonna be us someday! 950 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:47,683 (singsong) that is gonna be us someday! 951 00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:49,486 That's gonna be us someday! 952 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:51,688 Us someday, us someday! 953 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:54,290 - Again, we are so sorry. 954 00:39:54,359 --> 00:39:56,826 Here, take that complementary pass for next year. 955 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:01,164 - How bad is it? 956 00:40:01,299 --> 00:40:02,598 - (sighs) bad. 957 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:06,101 - Are we talking bad, next week will be better, 958 00:40:06,138 --> 00:40:08,171 Or bad, I need to rob a bank? 959 00:40:08,240 --> 00:40:10,373 - Look, we'll stick together, and it'll all work out, right. 960 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:11,574 New day. 961 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,376 - (sighs) said no finley-cullen, ever. 962 00:40:13,378 --> 00:40:15,110 - Dodged that genetic bullet, remember? 963 00:40:15,147 --> 00:40:17,713 Which means, it's my job to keep the rest of you 964 00:40:17,715 --> 00:40:19,015 From losing hope. 965 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:20,483 - Family fixer. 966 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:22,952 Love you, sammy. - Love you, too. 967 00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,854 Go, I got this. 968 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:30,392 ♪ try to get along together ah ah ♪ 969 00:40:30,429 --> 00:40:32,027 - (stressed exhale) 970 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:35,731 (door creaks open and shuts) 971 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:39,202 ♪ rubber band brains all made of clay ♪ 972 00:40:39,204 --> 00:40:42,338 ♪ you want to whisper words that would try to explain ♪ 973 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,773 - I'm not offering any parenting advice. 974 00:40:47,111 --> 00:40:49,812 ♪ I can be easy ♪ 975 00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:53,349 ♪ I can be easy ♪ 976 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:58,221 (door closes gently) 977 00:40:58,356 --> 00:41:00,623 - Any sign of the goat? - Nope. 978 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:02,592 - At least someone's free. - (chuckles) 979 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:05,794 Yeah, I um... 980 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,567 Actually, wanted to talk to you about that, 981 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:13,102 Why we didn't go back to new york with your dad. 982 00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:15,205 - You guys are getting a divorce, aren't you? 983 00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:16,972 - No. 984 00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:21,844 (emotional) I don't know. Maybe. 985 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:27,517 This is a separation while we try to figure things out. 986 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:30,452 - Don't you love him anymore? - Oh, honey, of course I do. 987 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:35,058 But I married your dad when I was really young, 988 00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:36,526 And, you know, 989 00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:40,830 Before I knew what I wanted, 990 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,798 Or who I really was. 991 00:41:42,868 --> 00:41:44,667 - Who are you? 992 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:47,703 - I'm your mom. 993 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,240 And I love you very much. 994 00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:53,809 - Well, I'm still stranded here. 995 00:41:55,947 --> 00:41:57,913 - (deep exhale) 996 00:41:59,684 --> 00:42:01,684 How 'bout you, kiddo? (sniffles) 997 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,819 (emotionally) - my family's insane. 998 00:42:03,889 --> 00:42:05,888 Both: (laugh heartily) 999 00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,092 - Yeah. 1000 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:11,761 - (sighs) - wanna talk about it? 1001 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:14,564 - I told michael I'd go play video games so. 1002 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,899 - Okay. 1003 00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:24,139 (kiss, sniffles) 1004 00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:27,577 Oh. (grunts) 1005 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,713 (sharp exhale) 1006 00:42:31,850 --> 00:42:34,216 (running footsteps approach, goat bleats) 1007 00:42:40,926 --> 00:42:43,326 (goat bleats) 1008 00:42:43,461 --> 00:42:45,662 (slow footsteps crunch in the foliage) 1009 00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:51,801 (waves crash in distance) 1010 00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:58,073 (waves crash in distance) 1011 00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:04,647 (paper rustles) 1012 00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:09,352 (waves crash in distance) 1013 00:43:14,892 --> 00:43:16,726 ♪ hey! ♪ 1014 00:43:16,861 --> 00:43:21,831 ♪♪♪ 1015 00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:23,499 ♪ hey! ♪ 1016 00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:30,506 ♪♪♪ 1017 00:43:30,575 --> 00:43:37,546 ♪♪♪ 1018 00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:42,652 ♪♪♪