1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:02,434 Nora: Previously on moonshine... 2 00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:03,902 -Hello? -Receptionist: Hello, nora. 3 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:06,371 This is dr. Wicket's office. 4 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:09,040 Best keep the enemy close... Mmm... 5 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:11,877 Wes: My father wants to hold a beat on the press. 6 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:13,345 Things are always shifting with him. 7 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:15,013 Shifting... 8 00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:16,448 -Things? -Yeah. 9 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,751 Totally cool. I-I... I love to shift! 10 00:00:18,886 --> 00:00:21,086 Got low energy? Have I got the thing for you: 11 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:23,622 Manthusium's best-selling multi-vita-men, 12 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:25,657 For all your manly needs! 13 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,659 Ani: The scramasax isn't a viking relic. 14 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:31,629 It's a replica from the 1870s that fooled my naked eye. 15 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,599 Wes: My father wants more nature. 16 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:34,732 He's bulldozing the moonshine. 17 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:36,668 Lidia: I'm just as shocked as you are! 18 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,076 Lidia (v.O.): The upkeep of an old family home 19 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,878 Takes a shit-ton of work. 20 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,615 Sure, they're full of character, 21 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:53,985 But east coast charm doesn't come cheap. 22 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:56,488 To keep the old pile standing, 23 00:00:56,623 --> 00:01:00,859 Cracks need to be spackled, paint applied, 24 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:02,461 Chronic leaks fixed... 25 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:04,096 Rhian: [sneezes] augh! 26 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:06,965 I would not have procreated if I knew I was gonna piss myself 27 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:09,968 Every time I sneezed! 28 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:14,506 Lidia (v.O.): ...And electrical rewired. 29 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:18,510 Ahh! 30 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:19,777 [grunting] 31 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,647 Lidia (v.O.): But no matter how much routine maintenance we do, 32 00:01:22,716 --> 00:01:25,851 The structure won't survive without one crucial element-- 33 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:27,452 A solid foundation. 34 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:28,720 Rhian: [voice] you're the living embodiment 35 00:01:28,856 --> 00:01:30,188 Of a shit pile, you traitor! 36 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:32,123 You said you weren't gonna add any more shit... 37 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,992 Lidia (v.O.): Without that, well, 38 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:37,195 Even the mighty will fall, bitches! 39 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:40,198 [sighs] kill me... 40 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,601 ["bad side of the moon" by April wine playing] 41 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:45,203 ♪ this is my life, my life 42 00:01:45,205 --> 00:01:47,839 ♪ this is my life, this is my life ♪ 43 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:51,043 ♪ this is my life, my life 44 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:54,812 [loud knocking] 45 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:57,749 What happened to our artistic partnership? 46 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,919 Building a sustainable biophilic design, 47 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,755 Protecting the nature and the community 48 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:04,823 That you were building upon? 49 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,025 And by community, I mean us! 50 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:09,628 My family, who wants me dead, by the way. 51 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:12,764 You will be protected if you take the money. 52 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:15,167 Do you know how hard it was for me to convince my dad 53 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:16,668 To throw you guys a bone? 54 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,237 It's not about the money for us, wes, it's about heart, 55 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,906 Family legacy, honour! 56 00:02:20,975 --> 00:02:23,942 Huh, a different tune than when you brokered your fee. 57 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,914 -I want my designs back. -Wesworld owns them now. 58 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:31,884 This isn't a game that you can win, lidia. 59 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:34,052 My father is ruthless. 60 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:36,588 Trust me. 61 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:40,124 ♪ 62 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:41,793 ♪ 63 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,528 Phew... 64 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:46,131 ♪ 65 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,899 Whoa, god! 66 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:49,867 Gross, why are you still asleep at noon? 67 00:02:49,904 --> 00:02:51,770 I should be the one still asleep at noon. 68 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,005 I'm due for my daily dose of avoiding life 69 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:56,007 And this couch is where I do it. 70 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:57,476 Are those my jean shorts? 71 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,777 -I was here first, and I'm seriously depressed. 72 00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,080 Oh, hell no, this is way above my pay grade. 73 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,749 Get up, shorty, come on. [clicks tongue] 74 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:06,017 Yeah, what for? The world's a mess. 75 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:07,953 Climate change isn't going anywhere. 76 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,489 A woman doesn't even have the rights to her own body! 77 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:11,623 -[clears throat] 78 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,558 -Why is your fridge always so empty? 79 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,960 I can't live off cocktail olives forever! 80 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,162 I'm so hungry! 81 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:18,896 So are you not, um... [clears throat] 82 00:03:18,933 --> 00:03:20,966 ...You're not gonna get off my couch? 83 00:03:23,604 --> 00:03:25,971 Rhian said you have a family meeting at 10 anyway. 84 00:03:26,106 --> 00:03:27,973 Attendance is mandatory. 85 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:31,175 ♪ 86 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:33,512 ♪ 87 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,147 Rhian: What was the point of boinking the enemy 88 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:36,848 If you couldn't even save our home? 89 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:38,750 It was a summer fling, not a bank transaction. 90 00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:40,218 If only someone had shut down lidia sooner. 91 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,087 I'm a dj, not a therapist. 92 00:03:42,089 --> 00:03:44,522 If ryan hadn't had his head up his buttcrack 93 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:46,724 With his weird toxic masculinity cult... 94 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,660 Ryan: Okay, wow, there is nothing weird, 95 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:50,762 Toxic, or cultish about the true wisdom 96 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,798 And ultimate tenets of manthusium! 97 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:53,898 What's with you today? 98 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:56,735 Ken: Hey, what about the buyout? 99 00:03:56,804 --> 00:04:00,038 Two million dirty bucks is no small chunk of change. 100 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:01,940 It could set you kids up. 101 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,875 Sure, two mill now, but after we subtract 102 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,276 What we owe in outstanding debts, 103 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:07,212 Minus what we have to pay in capital gains, ew, 104 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,946 And then there's personal tax, income tax, 105 00:04:08,983 --> 00:04:10,816 Sales tax, and then I gotta adjust for inflation, 106 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,118 And then I gotta divide it by all five of the siblings, 107 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,153 And then there's ken and bea, they count as one, 108 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,189 So that's six. Uh, it's more like... 109 00:04:17,324 --> 00:04:19,925 Hmm, yeah, $78,000 each. 110 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,727 Canadian. 111 00:04:21,729 --> 00:04:22,661 [mouths word] wow. 112 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,730 We're rich! 113 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:28,166 I'm never gonna have to work another day in my life! 114 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,702 Ha-ha! A-ha-ha! 115 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:31,837 Oh, seventy-- 116 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,005 [falls silent] 117 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,340 [loud slurping] 118 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:37,642 You guys are holding a family meeting without me? 119 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:39,778 What if it was only divided by five? 120 00:04:39,847 --> 00:04:43,848 Lidia: Okay, look. I know this was a major screw-up 121 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:48,587 And a slice of the blame pie is mine. 122 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,255 Okay, maybe I baked the pie. 123 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,091 But we're family, right? 124 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:55,761 We're supposed to have each other's backs. 125 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:58,196 We can get through this. 126 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:01,900 ♪ 127 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,670 Nora? 128 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:08,874 ♪ 129 00:05:08,876 --> 00:05:12,176 $78,000?! 130 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:14,879 I could bedazzle my crystal clean tanks 131 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,414 With, like, diamonds! 132 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,617 And I could work out in an actual gym 133 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,351 Where the floor isn't dirt and broken glass! 134 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:23,354 Ha! 135 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,290 You know what, though, babe? 136 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:28,360 Free money might be tempting to some people, 137 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:31,963 But we don't need other people's money, 138 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:35,967 Because we are nailing the biz game! 139 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:39,237 Look, you're closing in on your 20% sales bonus. 140 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,039 I've got my baller new van. 141 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:44,175 Uh, can anyone spell "unstoppable power couple"? 142 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:46,310 [giggles] 143 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:49,981 I guess I have some selling to do! 144 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:52,384 Oh, yeah, you do! [laughs] yeah! 145 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:55,052 Muah! [giggles] 146 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:05,397 Where is my baller new van? 147 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:11,202 [ominous music] 148 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:15,674 Did somebody boost my frickin' van? 149 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:16,808 [screams] 150 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:19,310 [dog barking in distance] 151 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,378 [rhian huffs] 152 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:22,213 [bong bubbling] 153 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,748 [ken exhales] 154 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:27,385 [sitar music playing] 155 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,955 Did you mean what you said about us taking the money, dad? 156 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,722 Are you strapped for cash? 157 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,291 No, I grow my own pot. 158 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:35,894 I brew 100 proof moonshine. 159 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:39,096 I got more free camper barbecue than any man needs. 160 00:06:39,133 --> 00:06:42,099 -Well, you'll no longer be able to steal food from the campers, 161 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:44,436 Dad, 'cause there will be no campers! 162 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,103 Oh... 163 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:47,905 Maybe I do need the money. 164 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,908 No, what we need is to fight. 165 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,778 Tell wes he can take his money and shove it up his trust fund. 166 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,880 Then we'll be without the moonshine and the money. 167 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,450 Not if we get our historical designation-- 168 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:01,553 Which we needed yesterday! 169 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:02,754 [rhian coughs] 170 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:06,123 Jesus, are you trying to get me and my breastfed twins stoned? 171 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,560 -I just thought it might help mellow your meltdown. 172 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:10,328 Meltdown? 173 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,197 [sighs] 174 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:16,067 The, uh, scramasax... 175 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,769 Is not a viking relic. 176 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:20,739 Ani was wrong. 177 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,407 What?! 178 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:24,943 [sighs] 179 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:27,245 How long have you known about this? 180 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,948 Time, uh, what is it, anyway? 181 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,816 A construct. 182 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,351 I didn't want to worry you. 183 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:36,154 We're dead. 184 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,288 That's it. 185 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:38,789 We're all dead. 186 00:07:38,826 --> 00:07:40,091 Ehh, maybe not. 187 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,826 Not yet, anyway. 188 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,362 Uh, ani's trying to come up with a new plan. 189 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,831 I just don't know if it'll be soon enough 190 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,166 To stop the effing lonergans, 191 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:51,469 And I got a lot to think about. 192 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:53,104 -Great. Thanks, dad. 193 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,306 -Jesus, bea, where are you? -Hello? 194 00:07:58,479 --> 00:07:59,510 [grunts] 195 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,478 [gasps] 196 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,985 ♪ 197 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:11,022 ♪ 198 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,524 ♪ 199 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:17,128 [video game sound effects] 200 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,930 [daniel sighs] there you are! 201 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:21,399 I've been looking all over for you, pal. 202 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,401 -What are you up to today? -This. 203 00:08:23,403 --> 00:08:26,238 -Come on, hang out with your old man. 204 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,609 [in a whisper] are you upset with me? 205 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,778 Why would I be upset? 206 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:36,314 I mean, beating the woman who gave birth to me with a sword 207 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,816 Made from beer cans is a perfectly normal thing to do. 208 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,885 She beat me first! 209 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:45,023 Okay, fine, I was a selfish, 210 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,358 Overly emotional jerk, 211 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:50,428 But that doesn't mean we can't go fishing. 212 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:52,564 Not talk to each other 213 00:08:52,566 --> 00:08:55,300 Like normal dysfunctional father-son duos. 214 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:59,270 Have a sneaky beer or two. 215 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:04,175 I'm not asking. 216 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:05,209 [sighs] 217 00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:08,246 ♪ 218 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,515 Lidia: The rest of the family is pissed at me, 219 00:09:10,650 --> 00:09:13,852 I get it, but you seem pissed, too, which is weird. 220 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,987 You normally see the good in your crazed 221 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,222 Yet well-meaning older sis. 222 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,460 See, when we're not getting along, 223 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:24,195 You don't even know how to function. 224 00:09:24,197 --> 00:09:25,463 I can function just fine. 225 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,999 It's just life's too short to waste spiralling 226 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,534 And not smoking. 227 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,469 Or maybe that's why it's too short. 228 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,270 You know your daughter's depressed, right? 229 00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:36,474 -She won't get off my couch. -Yeah, I know. 230 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:39,077 The fight with daniel, the divorce. 231 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:43,247 My fault, too-- pre-empting that blame spiral. 232 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,516 Nora, come on. 233 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:45,884 You're my best friend. 234 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,053 I need things with you and me to be good. 235 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,286 Things are good. 236 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:50,955 You happy now? 237 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,191 And for the record, my current shit mood isn't about you. 238 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,325 Hmm? 239 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,127 You ever thought of that? 240 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:58,963 Okay, then what's going on? 241 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,899 Please, for the love of all things holy, 242 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,567 Let me care about someone other than my own shitty self 243 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:04,769 For five minutes. 244 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,873 Spill, or I will rip out your fancy la eyelash extensions; 245 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,975 Don't think I can't tell. 246 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:14,111 Fine. 247 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:19,050 Um, you know those stupid fertility tests with terry? 248 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,985 Oh, god, you can't have kids? 249 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,321 Oh, are you kidding? That would be great news. 250 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:28,593 No, um, they found some abnormality or some shit 251 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,461 In my lady junk. 252 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,129 Yeah. 253 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:35,333 Um, they can't get me in for a biopsy for seven months. 254 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,333 Ugh! 255 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,002 So, it was fun while it lasted. 256 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,504 Seven months? 257 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,972 That's insane. 258 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,474 Welcome to nova scotia, where people go to die. 259 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,644 And eat lobster, and then die. 260 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,547 -Did you tell terry? -No. 261 00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,316 I don't want him or anyone else knowing about this. 262 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:55,220 My messed-up cooch is my problem, okay? 263 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,355 Aww. 264 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,058 Mmm. 265 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,293 Let me do something to help. 266 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,561 Says the woman who turned help 267 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:08,266 Into the original four-letter word. 268 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,168 Worry about your own life, lidia, okay? 269 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,976 ♪ 270 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,179 ♪ 271 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:25,383 ♪ 272 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:33,324 ♪ 273 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,026 Why am I here? 274 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,361 Because it's not healthy for you to spend all day 275 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,029 Wallowing on the couch. 276 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,397 Just following your lead, mom. 277 00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,600 Or have you forgotten you wallowed on the couch 278 00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:46,137 All winter long, complete with a police-issued ankle monitor? 279 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:49,406 I endeavour for you to be a better version of me. 280 00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:51,509 I also endeavour for me to be a better version of me, 281 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,878 Starting with this super fun, mother-daughter outing! 282 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,280 -To the doctor's office? 283 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,216 Lidia: Oh, hi there... 284 00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,484 Nina! 285 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:00,452 -What a beautiful name. -Hmm! 286 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,321 I was just wondering if, uh, perchance you had 287 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,323 A little wiggle room in your schedule book 288 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,825 To, uh, fit in a potentially life-saving biopsy 289 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,426 For my sister? 290 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,562 Does it look like we have wiggle room? 291 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,066 [patient coughs] 292 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,502 Um, did I mention that these were made by 293 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,772 An artisan baker, trained in France. 294 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,075 It's against office policy to accept gifts from patients. 295 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,442 Is the doctor in? 296 00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:27,445 Um, just I would love a quick chat. 297 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,581 Doctor-patient confidentiality prohibits us from 298 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,382 -Discussing your sister's care. -Right, right. 299 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,617 Eleanor: The canadian health care system is publicly funded 300 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,786 Yet the man still holds all the cards. 301 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,055 Fair? Hardly. 302 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,124 Lidia: Hardly, right? 303 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,125 Yeah! I mean... 304 00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,061 You think you'd be a little more helpful 305 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,663 Considering our tax dollars pay your salary. 306 00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,599 [chuckles tensely] 307 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,766 Aren't you a finley-cullen? 308 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:49,934 Yeah... 309 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,469 Receptionist: Everyone knows you don't pay your taxes. 310 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,341 Eleanor: The doc is leaving! 311 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:59,377 ♪ 312 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,912 Je ne pense pas. 313 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,414 ♪ 314 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,151 Crystal: So I thought that my van was stolen, 315 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,652 But it turns out it was towed. 316 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,587 It was repossessed! 317 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,290 Because my cheque for the down payment bounced! 318 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,091 You sure you had enough money in your account? 319 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,894 Yeah! Nearly $2,000. 320 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,564 And my credit score is solid and business is booming, 321 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,599 And it just-- it doesn't make any sense. 322 00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,700 See? 323 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,302 You're so good at math. 324 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,470 Could you help me? 325 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:29,373 Well, I have been jonesing for my forensic accounting days. 326 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,941 Oh! 327 00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,844 Crunching numbers, bench-pressing balance sheets, 328 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,612 Having actual adults to talk to. 329 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,580 [baby babbling] 330 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,650 Um, it looks like your account has been compromised. 331 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,453 Funds taken out by a third party. 332 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,556 -Who? -Identity theft knows no bounds. 333 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,458 They prey on the defenceless. They find cracks in the system. 334 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,595 And then when you least expect it-- pow! 335 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,863 Right? 336 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:52,897 But you know who they can't fool? 337 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,465 -Who? -This guy. 338 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,200 And this guy! 339 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,936 And this guy right here! Isn't that right? 340 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,606 Okay, look, I'm gonna get your money and your van back, 341 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,141 Or else my name isn't oscar. 342 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,879 But wait, your name isn't oscar, it's colin. 343 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,347 -A technicality. -Okay. 344 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,948 Just leave it to me. 345 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,383 -Okay? -Thank you! 346 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,484 You're welcome. 347 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,253 Say bye-bye, auntie cwystal! 348 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,821 Bye-bye, auntie cwystal! 349 00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,722 -[baby babbling] -okay, guys, we got work to do. 350 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,625 We are going to catch a criminal. 351 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,959 Yes, we are! 352 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,828 We are gonna catch a criminal. 353 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,696 Yes, we are! 354 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:29,233 Okay, crystal, let's see what's going on... 355 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,305 Oh, no... 356 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,842 ['80s rock playing on radio] 357 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,112 [daniel laughs] 358 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,416 Man, this song! 359 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,852 Reminds me of my old fraternity days. 360 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,987 Gettin' hit with a waffle iron during the chorus. 361 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,522 I mean, those... 362 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,857 Those were good times. 363 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,461 Delta phi... Or die! 364 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,594 Hoo-hoo! 365 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,331 Finn: Yeah, literally die, because of brutal hazing rituals 366 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,334 And twisted macho-centric initiations. 367 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:07,805 No, being in a frat is about making connections, 368 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,607 And lifelong friendships, that, in turn, 369 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:13,945 Will ensure you'll financially dominate in the future! 370 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,881 -Ooh, twisted and elitist! 371 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,816 Here's a fun fact. 372 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,819 Me and, uh, dick lonergan, 373 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,487 We used to sneak away on weekends 374 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,923 To go fishing in the hamptons. 375 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,659 Yeah, we would compete to see 376 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:28,759 Who could catch the biggest fish. 377 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,330 The loser had to buy all the beers for the night. 378 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,798 That cheapskate, he always bought domestic. 379 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,567 Oh, fascinating. 380 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,901 Oh, I got a bite! 381 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,437 I got a bite! 382 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,339 [straining] or... It's a body! 383 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,606 Augh! 384 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:43,807 Come on, baby! 385 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,380 Jill: Mmm! 386 00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,582 Snacks for our game? 387 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,651 Ha, you shouldn't have. 388 00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,652 Was that today? 389 00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,188 I forgot. 390 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,593 How about our hot kiss? You forget about that, too? 391 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,401 That was your hot kiss! 392 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,803 My lips just happened to be there. 393 00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,939 Win-win, baby. 394 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:18,543 You lose the moonshine, you gain a new lover. 395 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,745 I want my old lover. 396 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,749 Bonus, we'll have some serious piss-off money. 397 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,684 I mean, the lonergans are offering you more cash 398 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,486 Than you ever pulled in in this shithole. 399 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,021 What's rhian gonna do without this place? 400 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:34,292 She's a walking hr disaster! 401 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,827 And ryan? 402 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:39,730 Who the hell else is gonna house and feed that kid? 403 00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:40,965 Yeah, I get it. 404 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,700 [chuckles] shocker. 405 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,636 [sighs] 406 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,705 I worry about crystal, too. 407 00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,708 -Well, you know what they say about parenting, 408 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,644 The first 40 years are the hardest. 409 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,414 [chuckles] 410 00:16:56,416 --> 00:17:00,918 Then there's bea, without a home to come back to. 411 00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,421 You really think a broken-down campground's the thing 412 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,090 That's gonna bring her back? 413 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:09,927 Seems like she's made her choice. 414 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:13,598 You don't have to be alone, ken. 415 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,335 [poignant music] 416 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:21,472 [police sirens] 417 00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:25,476 ♪ 418 00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,412 ♪ 419 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,646 Wes: What the hell is going on? 420 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,748 Whoa, get your overpriced jesus sandals 421 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,717 Off my crime scene, baby warbucks. 422 00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,753 This isn't a crime scene, it's my build site. 423 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,155 -Uh, not anymore it's not. 424 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,492 ♪ 425 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:45,496 ♪ 426 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,103 [babies babbling] 427 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,504 Where'd you get the skull, rhian? 428 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,973 -Skull? What skull? 429 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,976 Oh, relax, it's just leftover décor from the pirates' wedding. 430 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,978 But by the time the cops figure that out, 431 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,913 Hopefully we'll have come up with a more permanent solution 432 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,382 -To stop the build. -No, hold up. 433 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,716 Wes is gonna be pissed. 434 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,185 He's for sure gonna think that I had something to do with it. 435 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,453 Why do you care? 436 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,588 Also, confirmed: You did! 437 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,789 Thanks for the tools! 438 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,692 I-I-- I don't care, 439 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,596 I just don't want to be involved, rhian. 440 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,165 And ps, this is a huge waste of foxton pd's time, 441 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,867 Not to mention an indictable offence. 442 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,603 -Can you just stop overthinking things for a hot second 443 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,937 And celebrate our devious victory? 444 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,706 At whose expense? 445 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,742 You want to stop the build just as much as I do. 446 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,078 So it's time to decide, sammy: 447 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,679 Are you a worrier 448 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,948 Or are you a warrior? 449 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:41,085 ♪ 450 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,888 ♪ 451 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,890 ♪ 452 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,895 Eleanor: Still no action. 453 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,697 Is this poser surfing or napping? 454 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,635 Lidia: Surfing, like revenge, is all about patience. 455 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,170 Reading the waves and waiting for just the right moment 456 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,639 To pounce. 457 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,442 Dr. Wicket doesn't know what's coming for her. 458 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,544 Want me to swim out and talk to her? 459 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,778 I love nora so much, 460 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,647 But I blow-dried my hair this morning. 461 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,716 It's not like it's life or death we're talking about here. 462 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,956 It's so hot! 463 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,258 Oh, god... 464 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,628 Does anybody have any water? 465 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,095 I'm burning up! 466 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,264 Oh my god, I feel dizzy. 467 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,200 I don't feel so good... 468 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,868 Ahh... 469 00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:32,970 Help! 470 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,939 We need a doctor! 471 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:39,143 ♪ 472 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:42,012 Yes! Can you believe it? Look at this baby! 473 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,548 I mean, it's just like the kind dick lonergan and I 474 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,684 Used to catch. Snap a pic, will ya? 475 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,486 -What, of you holding a fish? 476 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,220 What, are you already creating your dating profile? 477 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,556 Just take the damn picture. 478 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,890 -[camera clicks] -finn: [whistles] 479 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:54,825 Yeah? It's good? 480 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,728 -Yeah, great. -Perfect! Yes! 481 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,766 I am gonna tag the old bastard and remind him 482 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,901 That my frat buddy owes me an imported ipa. 483 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,637 Is that why you asked me here? 484 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,572 To get lonergan-worthy material for your socials? 485 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:09,640 No! 486 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:10,908 -To reconnect with the lonergans? 487 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,776 You're stealing the job from mom, aren't you? 488 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,911 It's just a damn photo, calm down! 489 00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:17,014 -Yeah. 490 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:21,085 Should have realized you didn't actually want to hang. 491 00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,653 You're the dick. 492 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,921 Ryan: What, what? 493 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,056 Oscar: Get in, come on. 494 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,192 Oscar, I've got stuff to do, man! 495 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,860 -Are you insane? 496 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,797 Stealing crystal's money to buy eight cases of snake oil 497 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,032 Sold by a guy who legit thinks he's a honey badger? 498 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,634 How did you find out? 499 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,068 I looked up the business id number 500 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,336 On crystal's credit card account. 501 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,437 Still got it! 502 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,207 -I was gonna pay her back all the cash, with interest, 503 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,142 Once I sold out of this stuff. Only... 504 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,544 Do you know how hard it is to convince people 505 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,579 To gargle bovine jizz? 506 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,649 Yeah. 507 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,752 What you did to crystal, it's a legit felony. 508 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,221 I bankrupted my soulmate! 509 00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,756 I crushed her dreams! 510 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,658 -Technically, you crushed her credit score. 511 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,225 I mean, yes, well, and her dreams. 512 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,228 But you can make it all right. 513 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,063 You just gotta go back to manthusium, 514 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,266 Return the product, and get her money back. 515 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,704 You're right. 516 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:17,842 I'll just explain it to adrian, man-rilla to honey badger! 517 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,711 He'll get it! Ha, you're a genius! 518 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,182 Please don't do that again. 519 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,718 Cop: [background] mike, are you done over there? 520 00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,820 [indistinct conversation] 521 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:35,192 ♪ 522 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:39,997 ♪ 523 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,332 Della: Interesting timing. 524 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,200 The moonshine wants to shut down this build, 525 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,202 And all of a sudden there's a random skull? 526 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,204 This is leblanc land. 527 00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,839 Did you ask who they've killed lately? 528 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,275 [laughs] amazing. 529 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:54,278 Do the finley-cullens have to commit murder in front of you? 530 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,181 How about you do your job and let forensics do its thing? 531 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,682 They'll analyze the findings 532 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,618 And come up with an objective analysis. 533 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,953 I'm gonna overlook the reductive mansplaining, terr, 534 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,122 But only because I heard about nora. 535 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:08,792 My cousin works at the tanning salon beside the medical clinic. 536 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,362 It's scary stuff. Really makes you think, eh? 537 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,330 Send her my best, will ya? 538 00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:16,767 ♪ 539 00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,236 ♪ 540 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,705 ♪ 541 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,239 Dr. Wicket: Sit here. 542 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,408 So, dizziness, confusion, you're hot... 543 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,643 Lidia: Oh, thank you! 544 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,346 You're not so bad yourself. Way to rock a wetsuit, girl. 545 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:32,049 I meant that your body is not able to cool itself down. 546 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,717 Those are signs of heat stroke. 547 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,653 When was the last time you had a drink? 548 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,855 Well, I pretty much drink every day but, like, red wine, 549 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,055 So that's healthy-ish, right? 550 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:40,424 Oh, you mean water? 551 00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,659 Um, maybe you should ask her name, mom. 552 00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,961 Right, yes, your name? 553 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,063 So I can thank you with a gift. 554 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,866 Like a spa day, maybe? 555 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,868 -That's not necessary. It's carol wicket. 556 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,270 Hmm, wicket? 557 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,872 Wicket, wicket, wicket. Huh. 558 00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:57,508 So familiar. 559 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,943 Oh my god, of course! 560 00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,410 [laughs] 561 00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:02,913 Dr. Wicket! 562 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,081 My sister is one of your patients. 563 00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:06,416 -Nora finley-cullen? -Mm-hm. 564 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:08,919 And she's on, uh, a waitlist for a biopsy. 565 00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:09,787 Yeah, we're very backed up. 566 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,956 Yeah, that's sad. 567 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,691 Really, one minute you're on a doctor's waitlist, 568 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:15,893 The next minute you're belly-up 569 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:18,963 And someone's spreading your ashes on kurt cobain's grave. 570 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:22,099 Are you sure you can't just squeeze her in? 571 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,435 -I take care of the entire south shore. 572 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,303 -Oh, come on, a little ot? 573 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,472 -I get plenty of ot. 574 00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:30,040 And yet, here you are surfing. 575 00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,909 If you can call it that. 576 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:35,212 Easy to be so chill when it's not your uterus in question. 577 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,514 -Excuse me, that's unacceptable. -No, I'm so sorry. 578 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,383 I know, she's just a teenager. 579 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:42,252 Um, I totally understand that you're swamped. 580 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,587 I'm a career woman as well. 581 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,121 I don't even have time to hydrate! [laughs] 582 00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:48,325 But, see, I can't just hang ten 583 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:51,261 While the big c potentially takes my sister down. 584 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,530 We will call you when there's an opening. 585 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,866 In the meantime, I suggest you tell nora maybe to slow down 586 00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,335 -A little bit. -Whoa, excuse me? 587 00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,738 Sorry, are you insinuating that my sister's lifestyle 588 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,739 Is to blame? 589 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,441 That she somehow deserves this? 590 00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:06,276 Alright, you'll have to excuse me. 591 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:07,945 Oh my god, what is this? 592 00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,112 Lidia: What is that? 593 00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:11,081 Aunt rhian uses it to tranquilize raccoons. 594 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,049 -Don't point it at me, okay? This isn't safe! 595 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:13,584 -Don't-- -[dart fires] 596 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:15,218 -Ow, ow! -Lidia: Oh my god! 597 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,721 Ow, ow... Oh my god! Oh my god! 598 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,356 You shot me in the leg! 599 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,425 Eugh... Oh my god... Oh my god... 600 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:24,895 [slurring incoherently] 601 00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,831 -Shit! Eleanor! -I didn't mean to! 602 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,967 Lidia: Shit, shit, shit! God! Shit! 603 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:33,003 -Eleanor: Grab her legs! -Lidia: Shit! Oh, god! 604 00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:39,376 Lidia: Eleanor, that thing was for rabid animals, 605 00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:40,377 Emergencies only. 606 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:42,880 The life and/or death of your favourite sister 607 00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:43,914 Isn't an emergency? 608 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,150 Dr. Wicket: [drowsily] I don't know more specialists... 609 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,450 I can't anymore... 610 00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,520 Uh, you're gonna be okay, dr. Wicket! 611 00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,355 I think... Obviously not a doctor. 612 00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:52,289 [dr. Wicket moaning] 613 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,091 Irresponsible and reckless. 614 00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:56,793 You can't just break the rules 615 00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,461 Every time you have an issue with something, el. 616 00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,996 That's not how the world works. 617 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,865 You've broken the rules a million times 618 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,901 To get what you want. No judgement. 619 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,370 I know you gotta do what you gotta do to fight the man. 620 00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:07,371 Dr. Wicket is a woman. 621 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,405 Ugh, that's so sexist! 622 00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:10,106 Oh my god, oh my god. 623 00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:11,408 You know what? I'm done. 624 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:12,876 That's it. 625 00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,344 You're going to college. 626 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,413 No-- no! No, you said it was my decision! 627 00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,415 -Well, that was before you proved you were incapable 628 00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:20,384 Of making good decisions. You are out of control. 629 00:25:20,453 --> 00:25:23,153 No, you said college needs to chill the eff out, 630 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:26,590 That the best education was no education, that you trusted me! 631 00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:29,359 Oh, I changed my mind! 632 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:31,828 You're seriously bipolar, mom. 633 00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:36,367 No wonder dad agreed to that divorce. 634 00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:39,036 You're selfish, and crazy, and I hate you! 635 00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:41,305 ♪ 636 00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,439 [door slams] 637 00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:45,142 ♪ 638 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,544 ♪ 639 00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:49,046 [sighs] 640 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,515 ♪ 641 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:54,484 ♪ 642 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,459 Ryan: This is the manthusium headquarters? 643 00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:05,796 Oscar: Smart. Low overhead. 644 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,734 It's open. 645 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:18,676 Oscar: Yeah... Uh, looks like someone was living here, 646 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:21,044 Emphasis on the "was." 647 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,546 That's adrian's alpha badger headdress! 648 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:27,250 -I'm pretty sure that's a raccoon. 649 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,486 -Adrian's a good guy. 650 00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:32,156 I'm gonna call him, he'll explain everything, 651 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,924 And then he'll transfer me the money. 652 00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,596 What's behind your back, oscar? 653 00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:41,165 Nothing. 654 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,100 -Show me your hands. -Ryan, come on, man. 655 00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,569 -Show me your hands. -[sighs] 656 00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:48,204 ♪ 657 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,041 ♪ 658 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:54,378 I've been popping caffeine pills this whole time? 659 00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:57,314 That's why I haven't slept in two weeks... 660 00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:00,517 Manthusium is a scam. 661 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:04,154 That makes me the scam-ee! 662 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,923 Hey... Hey! 663 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,659 It could have happened to anyone, ry. 664 00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:10,394 It didn't! 665 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,396 It happened to me! 666 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:17,434 ♪ 667 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,103 Being a modern dude ain't easy. 668 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:20,403 I get it. 669 00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:23,340 What am I gonna tell crystal? 670 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,108 The truth. 671 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:27,611 Ryan, buddy... 672 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:32,282 You don't need bull jizz to be the bull! 673 00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,552 Being vulnerable is the most manly thing you can do. 674 00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:40,490 ♪ 675 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:43,093 Lidia: Again, I am so sorry. 676 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,961 Uh, my daughter's still trying to figure out 677 00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:46,629 How to process her emotions. 678 00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,565 You both need therapy. 679 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:50,133 If only we could find a doctor! 680 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:52,369 [chuckles] sorry. 681 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,371 Listen, I-I... 682 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,907 Understand you might want to press charges, 683 00:27:57,042 --> 00:28:00,210 But if you knew my sister, you would care as much as I do. 684 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:01,545 Care? 685 00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:04,047 Oh, I used to care. 686 00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,382 I really did. 687 00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,751 Until I moved to this town in the middle of nowhere 688 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:11,188 With little to no support from our broken health care system. 689 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,590 And honestly, I am... I am perpetually on-call. 690 00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:14,958 Did you know that? 691 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,627 That I'm in this constant anxiety loop, 692 00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:19,362 So I actually appreciated that break! 693 00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:22,332 I haven't had a sleep that deep in years. 694 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:24,401 Wow. This is... Unexpected. 695 00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,203 -No one cares about dr. Wicket! No! 696 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,506 I barely have time to take a piss. 697 00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:32,075 Basically, at this point, I consider bladder infections 698 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:33,343 My only hobby. 699 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,212 Well, that and not-surfing! 700 00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,448 Okay, I only am surfing because somebody told me 701 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,683 To do something for myself, because everything else 702 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:41,551 That I do is for everyone else! 703 00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:43,387 And to be honest? 704 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:46,289 Ooh, I hate most of my patients so much! 705 00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:49,292 It felt so good to say that. It really felt really good. 706 00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:52,095 You know, sometimes I just wanna get on my surfboard 707 00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:55,165 And catch a wave and get the hell out of this place. 708 00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,667 [sighs] feel me? 709 00:28:57,703 --> 00:29:00,036 Yeah, I do. 710 00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,572 Sadly, I really do. 711 00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:04,174 Run. 712 00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:07,311 Run while you still can. 713 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,512 Duly noted. 714 00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:13,183 But before I do, oh, do you think you could 715 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,318 Maybe squeeze in one last biopsy? 716 00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:17,354 -[sighs] -for old time's sake? 717 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:20,657 You can even wear the wetsuit! 718 00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:22,659 Please. 719 00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:26,129 -[bell rings] -hello? 720 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:32,502 Doctor called, said there was a last-minute opening. 721 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:36,473 If this is a surprise party, 722 00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:41,077 I can think of a way less creepy venue! 723 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,746 Although, up-side... Free drugs. 724 00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:46,716 You must be nora. 725 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:49,085 You gotta wear a wetsuit to do this procedure? 726 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,287 Shit... 727 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:54,324 Oh, god, why am I not surprised? 728 00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:55,659 You think I planned this? 729 00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:57,527 That I wanted to kidnap a doctor? 730 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,362 You kidnapped the doctor?! 731 00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,498 Napped being the operative word. 732 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,700 Okay, not my finest moment, but whatever. 733 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:06,603 You're getting your biopsy, so instead of being mad at me, 734 00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:08,405 I don't know, maybe a little gratitude? 735 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:11,241 What do you want, a tattoo of your smug face on my ass? 736 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:13,142 Dr. Wicket: Okay, okay, you both have three seconds 737 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:14,578 Before I leave to mainline prosecco 738 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,112 And book my trip to costa rica, 739 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,180 So are we doing this or not? 740 00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:20,383 -No! -Yes. 741 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:21,652 We need to know if something's wrong. 742 00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:24,287 Maybe I don't want to know. 743 00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:27,257 Pants off, feet in stirrups, now. 744 00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:32,462 ♪ 745 00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:34,665 Wes: I know your family's involved in whatever bullshit 746 00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,399 Is going down at the build site. 747 00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:38,268 -Or maybe it's some, I don't know, 748 00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:40,336 What's that word you're always throwing around, kismet? 749 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,572 Oh, you suck at lying. 750 00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:42,906 Well, you suck at relationships. 751 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,274 -It doesn't matter. 752 00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,809 This may delay the build for a second, 753 00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:47,477 But it's not gonna stop it, sammy. 754 00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:50,881 Just tell your family to take the buy-out, please! 755 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:52,782 -You know, I used to envy people like you, 756 00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:55,853 With money and privilege, but... 757 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:56,887 I don't know. 758 00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,622 Now I just... 759 00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:00,557 -Pity you. -Huh, okay. 760 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,626 You have no idea what a real home is. 761 00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:04,728 How much do you want? Give me a number. 762 00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:07,464 Not everything has a price, wes. 763 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,099 You know, I misjudged you. 764 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,334 I thought you were different. 765 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,670 I thought you were better than this place. 766 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:23,580 I don't give a shit what you think. 767 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,916 We're done. 768 00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:29,386 ♪ 769 00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,454 ["words in the fire" by patrick watson playing] 770 00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:35,325 ♪ put your words into the fire ♪ 771 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:37,861 772 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:41,932 ♪ watch them burn your heart's desires ♪ 773 00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:44,534 774 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:47,537 ♪ rise up in the air 775 00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:50,407 776 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,876 ♪ in a cloud of silk and smoke and dust ♪ 777 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:56,279 ♪ 778 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:57,814 Dr. Wicket: You can get dressed now. 779 00:31:57,883 --> 00:32:00,416 ♪ fade into the night... 780 00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:02,619 ♪ 781 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,288 Dr. Wicket: I'll call you with the results in a few days. 782 00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:07,691 Cowabunga, doc. 783 00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,027 You do know you're out of your goddamned mind, right? 784 00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,361 Your kid, too. 785 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:13,764 It's becoming abundantly clear. 786 00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:16,700 [sighs, clears throat] 787 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,036 But also... 788 00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:21,604 Thanks, I guess. 789 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:26,242 ♪ 790 00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,446 [both giggling] 791 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,648 How you feeling? 792 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,684 Numb. Not in a good way. 793 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,989 You're gonna be fine, nora. 794 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:40,590 Maybe. 795 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:45,261 But what if I'm not? 796 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,599 I keep... 797 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,403 Trying to figure out what I would do if I found out 798 00:32:53,538 --> 00:32:55,472 That I was gonna... 799 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:01,778 I know what you'd do. 800 00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:03,680 Get my affairs in order? 801 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:05,882 If by affairs you mean follow the truffle honey trail 802 00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:09,419 All the way to your hot biker's bed, then yeah! 803 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:12,288 -God, you're probably right. I would think about myself. 804 00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:15,025 And my loins, because I'm a terrible, 805 00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:17,360 Selfish person and an even worse mother. 806 00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:21,564 Said without a trade of irony, unfortunately. 807 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,769 I would finally fly to morocco. 808 00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:27,504 Mm-hm. 809 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,707 Break into keith richards' pad, screw the first hot guy I see 810 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:32,676 On his red velvet chaise. 811 00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:35,378 Hopefully keith's not in at the time, but if he is, 812 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:37,581 What the hell? I'll screw him, too! 813 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,482 Now, keith hasn't really been hanging out there 814 00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,952 Since the '70s, so I'd have to build a time machine. 815 00:33:42,087 --> 00:33:44,387 Really? 816 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:48,357 Well, maybe not the time machine part. 817 00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:49,926 No terry? 818 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,531 ♪ 819 00:33:55,567 --> 00:34:00,070 ♪ 820 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:03,740 ♪ 821 00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:06,877 ♪ 822 00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:11,815 ♪ 823 00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:14,017 [line rings] 824 00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,486 Lidia: Never know when a bulk box of latex gloves 825 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:17,888 Might come in handy. 826 00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:20,023 Just when I thought I couldn't get more concerned. 827 00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:22,358 -Love you. -Night. 828 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:26,496 Aah, a two-minute voicemail from my boss. 829 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,498 That can't be good. 830 00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:31,001 [clears throat] 831 00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:33,302 Lidia? 832 00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:36,305 Yes, nora? 833 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:40,644 My boss is saying the facts of my podcast didn't check out. 834 00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:42,579 They're saying my source denied everything. 835 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:45,581 No, no, no, I didn't deny... Everything. 836 00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,684 It just-- I mean... 837 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:51,121 I sounded so nuts when they read it all back to me. 838 00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:53,456 I may have massaged a few details. 839 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:56,760 They're pulling the plug on my podcast. 840 00:34:56,895 --> 00:35:00,130 They've terminated my contract. 841 00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:01,198 I'm done. 842 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,399 -Oh my god. 843 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:06,602 Nora, I'm so sorry. 844 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:09,872 But you have to understand, I can't have all that out there. 845 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:12,075 My career is finally getting back on track. 846 00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:14,010 Well, so you thought you'd blow up mine? 847 00:35:14,046 --> 00:35:15,077 No! 848 00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:16,613 [text message notification] 849 00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:19,716 Oh my god. Seriously? 850 00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:23,887 Terry's asking why I didn't tell him about the test results. 851 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,156 This medical stuff was supposed to be a secret 852 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,491 And the only person I told was you. 853 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,059 I swear to god, that wasn't me. 854 00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:33,163 -Bullshit. -Nora, I promise you. 855 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,964 Look, it may not seem like it right now, 856 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,233 But I always have your back. 857 00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,501 You don't have my back! 858 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,936 The only reason you did any of this 859 00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:44,641 Is to make yourself feel better because everybody hates you. 860 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:45,642 That's not-- 861 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:50,112 You made my cancer scare about you! 862 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:55,585 I can't do this. 863 00:35:55,621 --> 00:35:58,989 I can't deal with you, anymore. 864 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:03,726 I'm done! 865 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:04,728 [car door slams] 866 00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:05,929 [engine starts] 867 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:09,065 ♪ 868 00:36:09,134 --> 00:36:12,102 ♪ 869 00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:15,605 ♪ 870 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:19,376 ♪ 871 00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:33,823 Crystal: Today I choose to be happy. 872 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:37,494 My mind is a tool I can use to get through anything. 873 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,962 I have the capacity to do great things 874 00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:42,565 And I am only as good as I think-- 875 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,968 -[door opens] -babe? 876 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,605 Why didn't you come home last night? 877 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,706 My van was repoed 878 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:55,578 And my savings are gone and I really needed you! 879 00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,981 I know who took your money. 880 00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:01,884 That's so good! You found him! 881 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,855 Now you can tear his nuts off and keep them as a trophy! 882 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,924 Or-- or her nuts, 883 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,693 Because, you know, women can be jerks, too. 884 00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:11,027 See my mom for details. 885 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:13,696 [gasps] oh my god, was it my mom? 886 00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,299 Because she is still hounding me to pay for those skating lessons 887 00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:17,933 That she kept forgetting to pick me up from-- 888 00:37:17,970 --> 00:37:19,935 Crystal, stop. 889 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,006 It was me. 890 00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,645 I'm the dickwad that took your money. 891 00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:38,287 Ry, please. 892 00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:42,158 Please don't tell me that you stole my savings 893 00:37:42,227 --> 00:37:43,026 To buy testicle pills... 894 00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:46,295 Manthusium promised to triple my money! 895 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:49,699 They said that I'd be rich, that we'd be rich! 896 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:54,170 And I'd get to be the man that you always wanted. 897 00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:56,205 You were scammed. 898 00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:00,243 I got scammed. 899 00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:03,079 By the love of my life. 900 00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:06,249 I'm gonna pay you back, every penny. 901 00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:09,919 Mm-hm. 902 00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:13,989 More important, uh... 903 00:38:14,026 --> 00:38:17,594 I'm never gonna let another dirtbag like me 904 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:21,030 Take advantage of you ever again. 905 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:23,032 What does that even mean, ry? 906 00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:28,337 -It means I thought I finally found my thing, 907 00:38:28,373 --> 00:38:32,609 But it turns out that thing is to hold you back. 908 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:33,676 If you're holding me back, 909 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:38,281 It's because I'm letting you hold me back, like... 910 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,116 Like my favourite scrunchie. 911 00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,685 Crystal, I keep screwing up! 912 00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:44,287 And you keep forgiving me! 913 00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:45,889 Yeah. 914 00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,424 ♪ 915 00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:50,960 I'm bad for you. 916 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:54,597 I always have been. 917 00:38:58,070 --> 00:39:03,840 Uh, have a beautiful, scam-free life, 918 00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:07,844 And fly high, like the bird, not the bong. 919 00:39:07,913 --> 00:39:10,914 ♪ 920 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,850 ♪ 921 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,354 Rhian: Big news, daddy-o. 922 00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:21,457 I got some big news, too. 923 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:22,859 Your mom is coming home! 924 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:24,326 Oh! 925 00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:25,862 It's about frickin' time. 926 00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,930 Talk about shirking on her grandma duties. 927 00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:30,333 -[chuckles] uh, what's your big news? 928 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:34,337 Oh, nothing, just that I single-handedly 929 00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:37,006 Saved the moonshine. 930 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,342 -Oh? How did you manage that? 931 00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:41,678 I planted your pirate skull at the construction site. 932 00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,113 You know the one you kept in the rafters? 933 00:39:44,116 --> 00:39:46,048 Oh, no, rhian... 934 00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,450 Yes! 935 00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:49,686 And now the cops think there's an unsolved murder. 936 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,287 It could take them months to complete their investigation, 937 00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:52,688 Years even. 938 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:55,692 There is an unsolved murder. 939 00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:58,895 That wasn't a fake pirate skull, rhian. 940 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,863 That was jimmy. 941 00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,198 No, dad. 942 00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:03,766 We burned jimmy's skeleton 943 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,902 In that filthy moroccan rug last summer. 944 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:07,470 Remember? 945 00:40:07,472 --> 00:40:10,239 I'd been talking to the old bastard's corpse for so long 946 00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:13,676 Under the apple tree that I couldn't bear to let him go. 947 00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:16,846 I swapped his skull for a cantaloupe. 948 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:20,516 ♪ 949 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:23,385 So the murder investigation... 950 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:25,388 ...Is a real murder. 951 00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,991 ♪ 952 00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:31,394 And all roads... 953 00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:34,297 Are gonna point to your mom. 954 00:40:34,299 --> 00:40:38,501 ♪ 955 00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:42,338 ♪ 956 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:42,972 Daniel: Apologize. 957 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:44,007 No way I'm apologizing to mom. 958 00:40:45,277 --> 00:40:47,142 I think college is the very least of your worries. 959 00:40:47,179 --> 00:40:49,078 You could have seriously hurt that doctor. 960 00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:51,014 You could have been arrested, honey! 961 00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:53,349 Mom was the one who dragged me into this batshit plan 962 00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,418 And I'm the one taking the fall? 963 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,387 You're right, she deserves to be taken down. 964 00:40:57,522 --> 00:41:00,824 If you ask me, she let you off easy. 965 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,825 Effective immediately, 966 00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:06,529 You are grounded for the rest of the summer! 967 00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:08,231 How is that at all fair? 968 00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,965 Oh, mom is not gonna agree to this. 969 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,434 -I know mom is not gonna agree! -Mom! 970 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:13,536 -You know, she's probably-- -mom! 971 00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:16,972 Okay, eleanor, you're welcome to ask your mother... 972 00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:23,079 Mom's gone. 973 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,782 What do you mean she's gone? 974 00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,850 Lidia: [voice] "dear el and finn, 975 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:30,185 "I'm sorry for not being a proper role model 976 00:41:30,222 --> 00:41:32,388 "you both could look up to. 977 00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,257 "I don't want to be a bad influence anymore, 978 00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:36,926 "so I'm going away for a bit. 979 00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:39,328 "you're both adults, I know you'll be fine, 980 00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:42,131 "but watch out for each other. 981 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,901 "I love you more than all the stars in the sky. 982 00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:48,203 "mom." 983 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,406 ["chosen" by rose cousins playing] 984 00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:55,344 ♪ this love is too much I am frozen ♪ 985 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:58,815 ♪ 986 00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:03,218 ♪ and I don't know if I have what it takes ♪ 987 00:42:03,255 --> 00:42:05,454 ♪ 988 00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:09,358 ♪ to be chosen 989 00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:14,497 ♪ 990 00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:19,102 ♪ 991 00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:23,172 ♪ 992 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:27,509 ♪ 993 00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:31,313 ♪ 994 00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:33,916 ♪ 995 00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:38,521 ♪ and I don't know if I have what it takes ♪ 996 00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:40,389 997 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,125 ♪ to be chosen... 998 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:46,595 Lidia. 999 00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:48,664 ♪ 1000 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:54,070 ♪ 1001 00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:57,006 [crying] 1002 00:42:57,042 --> 00:43:00,176 ♪ 1003 00:43:00,178 --> 00:43:03,946 ♪ 1004 00:43:03,982 --> 00:43:07,150 ♪ 1005 00:43:07,152 --> 00:43:10,887 ♪ 1006 00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:14,590 ♪ 1007 00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:18,494 ♪ 1008 00:43:18,496 --> 00:43:22,431 ♪ 1009 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:26,169 ♪ 1010 00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:29,105 ♪ 1011 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:32,608 ♪ 1012 00:43:32,743 --> 00:43:36,646 ♪ 1013 00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:39,948 ♪