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Nora: Previously on moonshine...
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-Hello?
-Receptionist: Hello, nora.
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This is dr. Wicket's office.
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Best keep the enemy close...
Mmm...
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Wes: My father wants to
hold a beat on the press.
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Things are always
shifting with him.
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Shifting...
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-Things?
-Yeah.
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Totally cool.
I-I... I love to shift!
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Got low energy?
Have I got the thing for you:
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Manthusium's best-selling
multi-vita-men,
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For all your manly needs!
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Ani: The scramasax
isn't a viking relic.
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It's a replica from the 1870s
that fooled my naked eye.
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Wes: My father
wants more nature.
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He's bulldozing the moonshine.
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Lidia: I'm just as
shocked as you are!
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Lidia (v.O.): The upkeep
of an old family home
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Takes a shit-ton of work.
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Sure, they're full of character,
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But east coast charm
doesn't come cheap.
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To keep the old pile standing,
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Cracks need to be spackled,
paint applied,
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Chronic leaks fixed...
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Rhian: [sneezes]
augh!
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I would not have procreated if
I knew I was gonna piss myself
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Every time I sneezed!
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Lidia (v.O.): ...And
electrical rewired.
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Ahh!
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[grunting]
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Lidia (v.O.): But no matter how
much routine maintenance we do,
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The structure won't survive
without one crucial element--
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A solid foundation.
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Rhian: [voice]
you're the living embodiment
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Of a shit pile, you traitor!
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You said you weren't
gonna add any more shit...
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Lidia (v.O.):
Without that, well,
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Even the mighty
will fall, bitches!
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[sighs]
kill me...
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["bad side of the moon"
by April wine playing]
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♪ this is my life, my life
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♪ this is my life,
this is my life ♪
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♪ this is my life, my life
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[loud knocking]
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What happened
to our artistic partnership?
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Building a sustainable
biophilic design,
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Protecting the nature
and the community
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That you were building upon?
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And by community, I mean us!
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My family, who wants
me dead, by the way.
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You will be protected
if you take the money.
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Do you know how hard it was
for me to convince my dad
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To throw you guys a bone?
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It's not about the money for us,
wes, it's about heart,
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Family legacy, honour!
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Huh, a different tune than
when you brokered your fee.
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-I want my designs back.
-Wesworld owns them now.
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This isn't a game that
you can win, lidia.
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My father is ruthless.
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Trust me.
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♪
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♪
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Phew...
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♪
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Whoa, god!
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Gross, why are you
still asleep at noon?
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I should be the one
still asleep at noon.
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I'm due for my daily
dose of avoiding life
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And this couch is where I do it.
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Are those my jean shorts?
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-I was here first,
and I'm seriously depressed.
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Oh, hell no,
this is way above my pay grade.
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Get up, shorty, come on.
[clicks tongue]
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Yeah, what for?
The world's a mess.
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Climate change
isn't going anywhere.
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A woman doesn't even have
the rights to her own body!
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-[clears throat]
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-Why is your fridge
always so empty?
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I can't live off
cocktail olives forever!
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I'm so hungry!
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So are you not, um...
[clears throat]
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...You're not gonna
get off my couch?
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Rhian said you have
a family meeting at 10 anyway.
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Attendance is mandatory.
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♪
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♪
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Rhian: What was the point
of boinking the enemy
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If you couldn't
even save our home?
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It was a summer fling,
not a bank transaction.
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If only someone had
shut down lidia sooner.
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I'm a dj, not a therapist.
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If ryan hadn't had
his head up his buttcrack
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With his weird
toxic masculinity cult...
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Ryan: Okay, wow,
there is nothing weird,
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Toxic, or cultish
about the true wisdom
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And ultimate tenets
of manthusium!
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What's with you today?
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Ken: Hey, what about the buyout?
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Two million dirty bucks
is no small chunk of change.
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It could set you kids up.
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Sure, two mill now,
but after we subtract
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What we owe in
outstanding debts,
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Minus what we have to pay
in capital gains, ew,
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And then there's
personal tax, income tax,
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Sales tax, and then
I gotta adjust for inflation,
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And then I gotta divide it
by all five of the siblings,
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And then there's ken and bea,
they count as one,
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So that's six.
Uh, it's more like...
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Hmm, yeah, $78,000 each.
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Canadian.
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[mouths word]
wow.
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We're rich!
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I'm never gonna have to
work another day in my life!
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Ha-ha!
A-ha-ha!
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Oh, seventy--
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[falls silent]
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[loud slurping]
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You guys are holding
a family meeting without me?
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What if it was
only divided by five?
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Lidia: Okay, look.
I know this was a major screw-up
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And a slice of
the blame pie is mine.
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Okay, maybe I baked the pie.
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But we're family, right?
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We're supposed to have
each other's backs.
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We can get through this.
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♪
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Nora?
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♪
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$78,000?!
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I could bedazzle
my crystal clean tanks
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With, like, diamonds!
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And I could work out
in an actual gym
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Where the floor isn't
dirt and broken glass!
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Ha!
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You know what, though, babe?
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Free money might be
tempting to some people,
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But we don't need
other people's money,
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Because we are
nailing the biz game!
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Look, you're closing in
on your 20% sales bonus.
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I've got my baller new van.
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Uh, can anyone spell
"unstoppable power couple"?
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[giggles]
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I guess I have
some selling to do!
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Oh, yeah, you do!
[laughs] yeah!
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Muah!
[giggles]
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Where is my baller new van?
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[ominous music]
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Did somebody
boost my frickin' van?
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[screams]
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[dog barking in distance]
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[rhian huffs]
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[bong bubbling]
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[ken exhales]
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[sitar music playing]
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Did you mean what you said
about us taking the money, dad?
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Are you strapped for cash?
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No, I grow my own pot.
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I brew 100 proof moonshine.
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I got more free camper barbecue
than any man needs.
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-Well, you'll no longer be able
to steal food from the campers,
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Dad, 'cause
there will be no campers!
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Oh...
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Maybe I do need the money.
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No, what we need is to fight.
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Tell wes he can take his money
and shove it up his trust fund.
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Then we'll be without
the moonshine and the money.
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Not if we get our
historical designation--
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Which we needed yesterday!
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[rhian coughs]
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Jesus, are you trying to get me
and my breastfed twins stoned?
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-I just thought it might
help mellow your meltdown.
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Meltdown?
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[sighs]
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The, uh, scramasax...
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Is not a viking relic.
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Ani was wrong.
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What?!
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[sighs]
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How long have you
known about this?
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Time, uh, what is it, anyway?
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A construct.
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I didn't want to worry you.
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We're dead.
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That's it.
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We're all dead.
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Ehh, maybe not.
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Not yet, anyway.
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Uh, ani's trying to
come up with a new plan.
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I just don't know
if it'll be soon enough
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To stop the effing lonergans,
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And I got a lot to think about.
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-Great.
Thanks, dad.
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-Jesus, bea, where are you?
-Hello?
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[grunts]
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[gasps]
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♪
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♪
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♪
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[video game sound effects]
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[daniel sighs]
there you are!
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I've been looking
all over for you, pal.
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-What are you up to today?
-This.
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-Come on,
hang out with your old man.
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[in a whisper]
are you upset with me?
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Why would I be upset?
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I mean, beating the woman who
gave birth to me with a sword
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Made from beer cans is
a perfectly normal thing to do.
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She beat me first!
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Okay, fine, I was a selfish,
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Overly emotional jerk,
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But that doesn't mean
we can't go fishing.
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Not talk to each other
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Like normal dysfunctional
father-son duos.
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Have a sneaky beer or two.
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I'm not asking.
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[sighs]
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♪
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Lidia: The rest of the family
is pissed at me,
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I get it, but you seem pissed,
too, which is weird.
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You normally see
the good in your crazed
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Yet well-meaning older sis.
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See, when we're
not getting along,
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You don't even know
how to function.
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I can function just fine.
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It's just life's too short
to waste spiralling
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And not smoking.
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Or maybe that's
why it's too short.
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You know your daughter's
depressed, right?
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-She won't get off my couch.
-Yeah, I know.
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The fight with daniel,
the divorce.
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My fault, too--
pre-empting that blame spiral.
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Nora, come on.
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You're my best friend.
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I need things with
you and me to be good.
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Things are good.
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You happy now?
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And for the record, my current
shit mood isn't about you.
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Hmm?
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You ever thought of that?
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Okay, then what's going on?
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Please, for the love
of all things holy,
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Let me care about someone
other than my own shitty self
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For five minutes.
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Spill, or I will rip out your
fancy la eyelash extensions;
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Don't think I can't tell.
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Fine.
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Um, you know those stupid
fertility tests with terry?
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Oh, god, you can't have kids?
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Oh, are you kidding?
That would be great news.
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No, um, they found some
abnormality or some shit
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In my lady junk.
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Yeah.
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Um, they can't get me in
for a biopsy for seven months.
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Ugh!
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So, it was fun while it lasted.
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Seven months?
257
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,972
That's insane.
258
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,474
Welcome to nova scotia,
where people go to die.
259
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:46,644
And eat lobster, and then die.
260
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,547
-Did you tell terry?
-No.
261
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:52,316
I don't want him or anyone
else knowing about this.
262
00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:55,220
My messed-up cooch
is my problem, okay?
263
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,355
Aww.
264
00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,058
Mmm.
265
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,293
Let me do something to help.
266
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,561
Says the woman who turned help
267
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:08,266
Into the original
four-letter word.
268
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,168
Worry about your own life,
lidia, okay?
269
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,976
♪
270
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,179
♪
271
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:25,383
♪
272
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:33,324
♪
273
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,026
Why am I here?
274
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,361
Because it's not healthy
for you to spend all day
275
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,029
Wallowing on the couch.
276
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,397
Just following your lead, mom.
277
00:11:40,434 --> 00:11:42,600
Or have you forgotten
you wallowed on the couch
278
00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:46,137
All winter long, complete with
a police-issued ankle monitor?
279
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:49,406
I endeavour for you
to be a better version of me.
280
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:51,509
I also endeavour for me
to be a better version of me,
281
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,878
Starting with this super fun,
mother-daughter outing!
282
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,280
-To the doctor's office?
283
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,216
Lidia: Oh, hi there...
284
00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,484
Nina!
285
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:00,452
-What a beautiful name.
-Hmm!
286
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,321
I was just wondering if,
uh, perchance you had
287
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:05,323
A little wiggle room
in your schedule book
288
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,825
To, uh, fit in a potentially
life-saving biopsy
289
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,426
For my sister?
290
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,562
Does it look like
we have wiggle room?
291
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,066
[patient coughs]
292
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,502
Um, did I mention
that these were made by
293
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:20,772
An artisan baker,
trained in France.
294
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,075
It's against office policy
to accept gifts from patients.
295
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,442
Is the doctor in?
296
00:12:25,479 --> 00:12:27,445
Um, just I would
love a quick chat.
297
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,581
Doctor-patient confidentiality
prohibits us from
298
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,382
-Discussing your sister's care.
-Right, right.
299
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:33,617
Eleanor: The canadian health
care system is publicly funded
300
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,786
Yet the man
still holds all the cards.
301
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:38,055
Fair?
Hardly.
302
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,124
Lidia: Hardly, right?
303
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,125
Yeah!
I mean...
304
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,061
You think you'd be
a little more helpful
305
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:45,663
Considering our tax dollars
pay your salary.
306
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:47,599
[chuckles tensely]
307
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,766
Aren't you a finley-cullen?
308
00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:49,934
Yeah...
309
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,469
Receptionist: Everyone knows
you don't pay your taxes.
310
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,341
Eleanor: The doc is leaving!
311
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:59,377
♪
312
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,912
Je ne pense pas.
313
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,414
♪
314
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,151
Crystal: So I thought
that my van was stolen,
315
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,652
But it turns out it was towed.
316
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,587
It was repossessed!
317
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,290
Because my cheque
for the down payment bounced!
318
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,091
You sure you had enough
money in your account?
319
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,894
Yeah!
Nearly $2,000.
320
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,564
And my credit score is solid
and business is booming,
321
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,599
And it just--
it doesn't make any sense.
322
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,700
See?
323
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,302
You're so good at math.
324
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,470
Could you help me?
325
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:29,373
Well, I have been jonesing
for my forensic accounting days.
326
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,941
Oh!
327
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,844
Crunching numbers,
bench-pressing balance sheets,
328
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,612
Having actual adults to talk to.
329
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,580
[baby babbling]
330
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,650
Um, it looks like your
account has been compromised.
331
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,453
Funds taken out
by a third party.
332
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,556
-Who?
-Identity theft knows no bounds.
333
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,458
They prey on the defenceless.
They find cracks in the system.
334
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,595
And then when you
least expect it-- pow!
335
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:51,863
Right?
336
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:52,897
But you know
who they can't fool?
337
00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,465
-Who?
-This guy.
338
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,200
And this guy!
339
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,936
And this guy right here!
Isn't that right?
340
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,606
Okay, look, I'm gonna get
your money and your van back,
341
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,141
Or else my name isn't oscar.
342
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,879
But wait, your name isn't oscar,
it's colin.
343
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,347
-A technicality.
-Okay.
344
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,948
Just leave it to me.
345
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,383
-Okay?
-Thank you!
346
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:13,484
You're welcome.
347
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,253
Say bye-bye, auntie cwystal!
348
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,821
Bye-bye, auntie cwystal!
349
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,722
-[baby babbling]
-okay, guys, we got work to do.
350
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,625
We are going to
catch a criminal.
351
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:21,959
Yes, we are!
352
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,828
We are gonna catch a criminal.
353
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,696
Yes, we are!
354
00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:29,233
Okay, crystal,
let's see what's going on...
355
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:34,305
Oh, no...
356
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:38,842
['80s rock playing on radio]
357
00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,112
[daniel laughs]
358
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:45,416
Man, this song!
359
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,852
Reminds me of
my old fraternity days.
360
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,987
Gettin' hit with a waffle iron
during the chorus.
361
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,522
I mean, those...
362
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,857
Those were good times.
363
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,461
Delta phi...
Or die!
364
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,594
Hoo-hoo!
365
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,331
Finn: Yeah, literally die,
because of brutal hazing rituals
366
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,334
And twisted
macho-centric initiations.
367
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:07,805
No, being in a frat
is about making connections,
368
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,607
And lifelong friendships,
that, in turn,
369
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:13,945
Will ensure you'll financially
dominate in the future!
370
00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,881
-Ooh, twisted and elitist!
371
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,816
Here's a fun fact.
372
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,819
Me and, uh, dick lonergan,
373
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,487
We used to sneak
away on weekends
374
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,923
To go fishing in the hamptons.
375
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,659
Yeah, we would compete to see
376
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:28,759
Who could catch
the biggest fish.
377
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:32,330
The loser had to buy
all the beers for the night.
378
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,798
That cheapskate,
he always bought domestic.
379
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,567
Oh, fascinating.
380
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,901
Oh, I got a bite!
381
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,437
I got a bite!
382
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,339
[straining] or...
It's a body!
383
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,606
Augh!
384
00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:43,807
Come on, baby!
385
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,380
Jill: Mmm!
386
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,582
Snacks for our game?
387
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,651
Ha, you shouldn't have.
388
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,652
Was that today?
389
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,188
I forgot.
390
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,593
How about our hot kiss?
You forget about that, too?
391
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:10,401
That was your hot kiss!
392
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,803
My lips just
happened to be there.
393
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,939
Win-win, baby.
394
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:18,543
You lose the moonshine,
you gain a new lover.
395
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,745
I want my old lover.
396
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:24,749
Bonus, we'll have some
serious piss-off money.
397
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,684
I mean, the lonergans
are offering you more cash
398
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,486
Than you ever pulled in
in this shithole.
399
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,021
What's rhian gonna
do without this place?
400
00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:34,292
She's a walking hr disaster!
401
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,827
And ryan?
402
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:39,730
Who the hell else is gonna
house and feed that kid?
403
00:16:39,733 --> 00:16:40,965
Yeah, I get it.
404
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,700
[chuckles]
shocker.
405
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,636
[sighs]
406
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,705
I worry about crystal, too.
407
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:51,708
-Well, you know what
they say about parenting,
408
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,644
The first 40 years
are the hardest.
409
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,414
[chuckles]
410
00:16:56,416 --> 00:17:00,918
Then there's bea,
without a home to come back to.
411
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,421
You really think a broken-down
campground's the thing
412
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,090
That's gonna bring her back?
413
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:09,927
Seems like
she's made her choice.
414
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:13,598
You don't have to be alone, ken.
415
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:17,335
[poignant music]
416
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:21,472
[police sirens]
417
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:25,476
♪
418
00:17:25,611 --> 00:17:28,412
♪
419
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,646
Wes: What the hell is going on?
420
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,748
Whoa, get your
overpriced jesus sandals
421
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,717
Off my crime scene,
baby warbucks.
422
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,753
This isn't a crime scene,
it's my build site.
423
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,155
-Uh, not anymore it's not.
424
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,492
♪
425
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:45,496
♪
426
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:52,103
[babies babbling]
427
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,504
Where'd you get
the skull, rhian?
428
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,973
-Skull?
What skull?
429
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,976
Oh, relax, it's just leftover
décor from the pirates' wedding.
430
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,978
But by the time
the cops figure that out,
431
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,913
Hopefully we'll have come up
with a more permanent solution
432
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,382
-To stop the build.
-No, hold up.
433
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,716
Wes is gonna be pissed.
434
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,185
He's for sure gonna think that
I had something to do with it.
435
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,453
Why do you care?
436
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,588
Also, confirmed:
You did!
437
00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,789
Thanks for the tools!
438
00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:15,692
I-I-- I don't care,
439
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,596
I just don't want
to be involved, rhian.
440
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,165
And ps, this is a huge
waste of foxton pd's time,
441
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,867
Not to mention
an indictable offence.
442
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,603
-Can you just stop overthinking
things for a hot second
443
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,937
And celebrate
our devious victory?
444
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,706
At whose expense?
445
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,742
You want to stop the build
just as much as I do.
446
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,078
So it's time to decide, sammy:
447
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,679
Are you a worrier
448
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,948
Or are you a warrior?
449
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:41,085
♪
450
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:44,888
♪
451
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,890
♪
452
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,895
Eleanor: Still no action.
453
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,697
Is this poser
surfing or napping?
454
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,635
Lidia: Surfing, like revenge,
is all about patience.
455
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,170
Reading the waves and waiting
for just the right moment
456
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,639
To pounce.
457
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,442
Dr. Wicket doesn't know
what's coming for her.
458
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,544
Want me to swim out
and talk to her?
459
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,778
I love nora so much,
460
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,647
But I blow-dried
my hair this morning.
461
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,716
It's not like it's life or death
we're talking about here.
462
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,956
It's so hot!
463
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,258
Oh, god...
464
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,628
Does anybody have any water?
465
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,095
I'm burning up!
466
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,264
Oh my god, I feel dizzy.
467
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,200
I don't feel so good...
468
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,868
Ahh...
469
00:19:31,905 --> 00:19:32,970
Help!
470
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,939
We need a doctor!
471
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:39,143
♪
472
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:42,012
Yes! Can you believe it?
Look at this baby!
473
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,548
I mean, it's just like
the kind dick lonergan and I
474
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,684
Used to catch.
Snap a pic, will ya?
475
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,486
-What, of you holding a fish?
476
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,220
What, are you already
creating your dating profile?
477
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,556
Just take the damn picture.
478
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,890
-[camera clicks]
-finn: [whistles]
479
00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:54,825
Yeah?
It's good?
480
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,728
-Yeah, great.
-Perfect! Yes!
481
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:01,766
I am gonna tag the old bastard
and remind him
482
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,901
That my frat buddy
owes me an imported ipa.
483
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,637
Is that why you asked me here?
484
00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,572
To get lonergan-worthy
material for your socials?
485
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:09,640
No!
486
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:10,908
-To reconnect
with the lonergans?
487
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,776
You're stealing the job
from mom, aren't you?
488
00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,911
It's just a damn photo,
calm down!
489
00:20:14,948 --> 00:20:17,014
-Yeah.
490
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:21,085
Should have realized you
didn't actually want to hang.
491
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,653
You're the dick.
492
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:24,921
Ryan: What, what?
493
00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,056
Oscar: Get in, come on.
494
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,192
Oscar,
I've got stuff to do, man!
495
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,860
-Are you insane?
496
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,797
Stealing crystal's money to
buy eight cases of snake oil
497
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:35,032
Sold by a guy who legit thinks
he's a honey badger?
498
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,634
How did you find out?
499
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,068
I looked up
the business id number
500
00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:39,336
On crystal's
credit card account.
501
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,437
Still got it!
502
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,207
-I was gonna pay her back
all the cash, with interest,
503
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:45,142
Once I sold out of this stuff.
Only...
504
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,544
Do you know how hard
it is to convince people
505
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:48,579
To gargle bovine jizz?
506
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:51,649
Yeah.
507
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,752
What you did to crystal,
it's a legit felony.
508
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,221
I bankrupted my soulmate!
509
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:58,756
I crushed her dreams!
510
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,658
-Technically,
you crushed her credit score.
511
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,225
I mean, yes, well,
and her dreams.
512
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,228
But you can make it all right.
513
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:06,063
You just gotta
go back to manthusium,
514
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,266
Return the product,
and get her money back.
515
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,704
You're right.
516
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:17,842
I'll just explain it to adrian,
man-rilla to honey badger!
517
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,711
He'll get it!
Ha, you're a genius!
518
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,182
Please don't do that again.
519
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,718
Cop: [background]
mike, are you done over there?
520
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:29,820
[indistinct conversation]
521
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:35,192
♪
522
00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:39,997
♪
523
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,332
Della: Interesting timing.
524
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,200
The moonshine wants
to shut down this build,
525
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:45,202
And all of a sudden
there's a random skull?
526
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,204
This is leblanc land.
527
00:21:47,206 --> 00:21:48,839
Did you ask who
they've killed lately?
528
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,275
[laughs]
amazing.
529
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:54,278
Do the finley-cullens have to
commit murder in front of you?
530
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:57,181
How about you do your job
and let forensics do its thing?
531
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,682
They'll analyze the findings
532
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,618
And come up with
an objective analysis.
533
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,953
I'm gonna overlook the
reductive mansplaining, terr,
534
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,122
But only because
I heard about nora.
535
00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:08,792
My cousin works at the tanning
salon beside the medical clinic.
536
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,362
It's scary stuff.
Really makes you think, eh?
537
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,330
Send her my best, will ya?
538
00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:16,767
♪
539
00:22:16,803 --> 00:22:19,236
♪
540
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,705
♪
541
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,239
Dr. Wicket: Sit here.
542
00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,408
So, dizziness,
confusion, you're hot...
543
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,643
Lidia: Oh, thank you!
544
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,346
You're not so bad yourself.
Way to rock a wetsuit, girl.
545
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:32,049
I meant that your body
is not able to cool itself down.
546
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,717
Those are signs of heat stroke.
547
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,653
When was the last time
you had a drink?
548
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,855
Well, I pretty much drink
every day but, like, red wine,
549
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,055
So that's healthy-ish, right?
550
00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:40,424
Oh, you mean water?
551
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,659
Um, maybe you should
ask her name, mom.
552
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,961
Right, yes, your name?
553
00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,063
So I can thank you with a gift.
554
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:48,866
Like a spa day, maybe?
555
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,868
-That's not necessary.
It's carol wicket.
556
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,270
Hmm, wicket?
557
00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,872
Wicket, wicket, wicket.
Huh.
558
00:22:54,941 --> 00:22:57,508
So familiar.
559
00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,943
Oh my god, of course!
560
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:00,410
[laughs]
561
00:23:00,446 --> 00:23:02,913
Dr. Wicket!
562
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,081
My sister
is one of your patients.
563
00:23:05,118 --> 00:23:06,416
-Nora finley-cullen?
-Mm-hm.
564
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:08,919
And she's on, uh,
a waitlist for a biopsy.
565
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:09,787
Yeah, we're very backed up.
566
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,956
Yeah, that's sad.
567
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,691
Really, one minute
you're on a doctor's waitlist,
568
00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:15,893
The next minute you're belly-up
569
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:18,963
And someone's spreading your
ashes on kurt cobain's grave.
570
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:22,099
Are you sure you can't
just squeeze her in?
571
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,435
-I take care of
the entire south shore.
572
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,303
-Oh, come on, a little ot?
573
00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:28,472
-I get plenty of ot.
574
00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:30,040
And yet, here you are surfing.
575
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,909
If you can call it that.
576
00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:35,212
Easy to be so chill when it's
not your uterus in question.
577
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,514
-Excuse me, that's unacceptable.
-No, I'm so sorry.
578
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,383
I know, she's just a teenager.
579
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:42,252
Um, I totally understand
that you're swamped.
580
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,587
I'm a career woman as well.
581
00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:45,121
I don't even have
time to hydrate! [laughs]
582
00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:48,325
But, see, I can't just hang ten
583
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:51,261
While the big c potentially
takes my sister down.
584
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,530
We will call you
when there's an opening.
585
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,866
In the meantime, I suggest you
tell nora maybe to slow down
586
00:23:56,001 --> 00:23:58,335
-A little bit.
-Whoa, excuse me?
587
00:23:58,337 --> 00:24:00,738
Sorry, are you insinuating
that my sister's lifestyle
588
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,739
Is to blame?
589
00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:04,441
That she somehow deserves this?
590
00:24:04,477 --> 00:24:06,276
Alright,
you'll have to excuse me.
591
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:07,945
Oh my god, what is this?
592
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,112
Lidia: What is that?
593
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:11,081
Aunt rhian uses it
to tranquilize raccoons.
594
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,049
-Don't point it at me, okay?
This isn't safe!
595
00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:13,584
-Don't--
-[dart fires]
596
00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:15,218
-Ow, ow!
-Lidia: Oh my god!
597
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,721
Ow, ow... Oh my god!
Oh my god!
598
00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:19,356
You shot me in the leg!
599
00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:21,425
Eugh... Oh my god...
Oh my god...
600
00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:24,895
[slurring incoherently]
601
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,831
-Shit! Eleanor!
-I didn't mean to!
602
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,967
Lidia: Shit, shit, shit!
God! Shit!
603
00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:33,003
-Eleanor: Grab her legs!
-Lidia: Shit! Oh, god!
604
00:24:37,443 --> 00:24:39,376
Lidia: Eleanor, that thing
was for rabid animals,
605
00:24:39,512 --> 00:24:40,377
Emergencies only.
606
00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:42,880
The life and/or death
of your favourite sister
607
00:24:42,949 --> 00:24:43,914
Isn't an emergency?
608
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:46,150
Dr. Wicket: [drowsily] I don't
know more specialists...
609
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,450
I can't anymore...
610
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:49,520
Uh, you're gonna be okay,
dr. Wicket!
611
00:24:49,522 --> 00:24:51,355
I think...
Obviously not a doctor.
612
00:24:51,424 --> 00:24:52,289
[dr. Wicket moaning]
613
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,091
Irresponsible and reckless.
614
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:56,793
You can't just break the rules
615
00:24:56,863 --> 00:24:58,461
Every time you have
an issue with something, el.
616
00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,996
That's not how the world works.
617
00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,865
You've broken the rules
a million times
618
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,901
To get what you want.
No judgement.
619
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,370
I know you gotta do what
you gotta do to fight the man.
620
00:25:06,372 --> 00:25:07,371
Dr. Wicket is a woman.
621
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,405
Ugh, that's so sexist!
622
00:25:08,474 --> 00:25:10,106
Oh my god, oh my god.
623
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:11,408
You know what?
I'm done.
624
00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:12,876
That's it.
625
00:25:12,945 --> 00:25:14,344
You're going to college.
626
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,413
No-- no!
No, you said it was my decision!
627
00:25:16,482 --> 00:25:18,415
-Well, that was before you
proved you were incapable
628
00:25:18,451 --> 00:25:20,384
Of making good decisions.
You are out of control.
629
00:25:20,453 --> 00:25:23,153
No, you said college
needs to chill the eff out,
630
00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:26,590
That the best education was no
education, that you trusted me!
631
00:25:26,626 --> 00:25:29,359
Oh, I changed my mind!
632
00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:31,828
You're seriously bipolar, mom.
633
00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:36,367
No wonder dad agreed
to that divorce.
634
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:39,036
You're selfish, and crazy,
and I hate you!
635
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:41,305
♪
636
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:42,439
[door slams]
637
00:25:42,475 --> 00:25:45,142
♪
638
00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,544
♪
639
00:25:46,679 --> 00:25:49,046
[sighs]
640
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,515
♪
641
00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:54,484
♪
642
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,459
Ryan: This is the manthusium
headquarters?
643
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:05,796
Oscar: Smart.
Low overhead.
644
00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,734
It's open.
645
00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:18,676
Oscar: Yeah... Uh, looks like
someone was living here,
646
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:21,044
Emphasis on the "was."
647
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,546
That's adrian's
alpha badger headdress!
648
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:27,250
-I'm pretty sure
that's a raccoon.
649
00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,486
-Adrian's a good guy.
650
00:26:29,555 --> 00:26:32,156
I'm gonna call him,
he'll explain everything,
651
00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,924
And then he'll
transfer me the money.
652
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,596
What's behind your back, oscar?
653
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:41,165
Nothing.
654
00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,100
-Show me your hands.
-Ryan, come on, man.
655
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,569
-Show me your hands.
-[sighs]
656
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:48,204
♪
657
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,041
♪
658
00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:54,378
I've been popping
caffeine pills this whole time?
659
00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:57,314
That's why I haven't
slept in two weeks...
660
00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:00,517
Manthusium is a scam.
661
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:04,154
That makes me the scam-ee!
662
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,923
Hey...
Hey!
663
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,659
It could have happened
to anyone, ry.
664
00:27:08,661 --> 00:27:10,394
It didn't!
665
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,396
It happened to me!
666
00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:17,434
♪
667
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,103
Being a modern dude ain't easy.
668
00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:20,403
I get it.
669
00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:23,340
What am I gonna tell crystal?
670
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,108
The truth.
671
00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:27,611
Ryan, buddy...
672
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:32,282
You don't need
bull jizz to be the bull!
673
00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:35,552
Being vulnerable is the most
manly thing you can do.
674
00:27:35,621 --> 00:27:40,490
♪
675
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:43,093
Lidia: Again, I am so sorry.
676
00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:44,961
Uh, my daughter's
still trying to figure out
677
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:46,629
How to process her emotions.
678
00:27:46,666 --> 00:27:48,565
You both need therapy.
679
00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:50,133
If only we could find a doctor!
680
00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:52,369
[chuckles]
sorry.
681
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,371
Listen, I-I...
682
00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,907
Understand you might
want to press charges,
683
00:27:57,042 --> 00:28:00,210
But if you knew my sister,
you would care as much as I do.
684
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:01,545
Care?
685
00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:04,047
Oh, I used to care.
686
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:05,382
I really did.
687
00:28:05,384 --> 00:28:07,751
Until I moved to this town
in the middle of nowhere
688
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:11,188
With little to no support from
our broken health care system.
689
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,590
And honestly, I am...
I am perpetually on-call.
690
00:28:13,726 --> 00:28:14,958
Did you know that?
691
00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,627
That I'm in this
constant anxiety loop,
692
00:28:16,762 --> 00:28:19,362
So I actually
appreciated that break!
693
00:28:19,398 --> 00:28:22,332
I haven't had a sleep
that deep in years.
694
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:24,401
Wow.
This is... Unexpected.
695
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:27,203
-No one cares about dr. Wicket!
No!
696
00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,506
I barely have time
to take a piss.
697
00:28:29,575 --> 00:28:32,075
Basically, at this point,
I consider bladder infections
698
00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:33,343
My only hobby.
699
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:35,212
Well, that and not-surfing!
700
00:28:35,214 --> 00:28:37,448
Okay, I only am surfing
because somebody told me
701
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,683
To do something for myself,
because everything else
702
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:41,551
That I do
is for everyone else!
703
00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:43,387
And to be honest?
704
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:46,289
Ooh, I hate most of
my patients so much!
705
00:28:46,325 --> 00:28:49,292
It felt so good to say that.
It really felt really good.
706
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:52,095
You know, sometimes I just
wanna get on my surfboard
707
00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:55,165
And catch a wave and get
the hell out of this place.
708
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:57,667
[sighs]
feel me?
709
00:28:57,703 --> 00:29:00,036
Yeah, I do.
710
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,572
Sadly, I really do.
711
00:29:02,608 --> 00:29:04,174
Run.
712
00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:07,311
Run while you still can.
713
00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,512
Duly noted.
714
00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:13,183
But before I do, oh,
do you think you could
715
00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,318
Maybe squeeze in
one last biopsy?
716
00:29:15,354 --> 00:29:17,354
-[sighs]
-for old time's sake?
717
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:20,657
You can even wear the wetsuit!
718
00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:22,659
Please.
719
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:26,129
-[bell rings]
-hello?
720
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:32,502
Doctor called, said there
was a last-minute opening.
721
00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:36,473
If this is a surprise party,
722
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:41,077
I can think of a way
less creepy venue!
723
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:43,746
Although, up-side...
Free drugs.
724
00:29:43,783 --> 00:29:46,716
You must be nora.
725
00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:49,085
You gotta wear a wetsuit
to do this procedure?
726
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:51,287
Shit...
727
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:54,324
Oh, god, why am I not surprised?
728
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:55,659
You think I planned this?
729
00:29:55,661 --> 00:29:57,527
That I wanted to
kidnap a doctor?
730
00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,362
You kidnapped the doctor?!
731
00:29:59,398 --> 00:30:01,498
Napped being the operative word.
732
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,700
Okay, not my finest moment,
but whatever.
733
00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:06,603
You're getting your biopsy,
so instead of being mad at me,
734
00:30:06,605 --> 00:30:08,405
I don't know,
maybe a little gratitude?
735
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:11,241
What do you want, a tattoo
of your smug face on my ass?
736
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:13,142
Dr. Wicket: Okay, okay,
you both have three seconds
737
00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:14,578
Before I leave to
mainline prosecco
738
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,112
And book my trip to costa rica,
739
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,180
So are we doing this or not?
740
00:30:17,183 --> 00:30:20,383
-No!
-Yes.
741
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:21,652
We need to know
if something's wrong.
742
00:30:21,787 --> 00:30:24,287
Maybe I don't want to know.
743
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:27,257
Pants off,
feet in stirrups, now.
744
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:32,462
♪
745
00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:34,665
Wes: I know your family's
involved in whatever bullshit
746
00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:36,399
Is going down at the build site.
747
00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:38,268
-Or maybe it's some,
I don't know,
748
00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:40,336
What's that word you're
always throwing around, kismet?
749
00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:41,572
Oh, you suck at lying.
750
00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:42,906
Well, you suck at relationships.
751
00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,274
-It doesn't matter.
752
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,809
This may delay
the build for a second,
753
00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:47,477
But it's not gonna
stop it, sammy.
754
00:30:47,546 --> 00:30:50,881
Just tell your family to
take the buy-out, please!
755
00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:52,782
-You know, I used to
envy people like you,
756
00:30:52,818 --> 00:30:55,853
With money and privilege, but...
757
00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:56,887
I don't know.
758
00:30:56,956 --> 00:30:58,622
Now I just...
759
00:30:58,691 --> 00:31:00,557
-Pity you.
-Huh, okay.
760
00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,626
You have no idea
what a real home is.
761
00:31:02,761 --> 00:31:04,728
How much do you want?
Give me a number.
762
00:31:04,730 --> 00:31:07,464
Not everything has a price, wes.
763
00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,099
You know, I misjudged you.
764
00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,334
I thought you were different.
765
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,670
I thought you were
better than this place.
766
00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:23,580
I don't give a shit
what you think.
767
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:25,916
We're done.
768
00:31:25,918 --> 00:31:29,386
♪
769
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,454
["words in the fire"
by patrick watson playing]
770
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:35,325
♪ put your words
into the fire ♪
771
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:37,861
♪
772
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:41,932
♪ watch them burn
your heart's desires ♪
773
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:44,534
♪
774
00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:47,537
♪ rise up in the air
775
00:31:47,606 --> 00:31:50,407
♪
776
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,876
♪ in a cloud of silk
and smoke and dust ♪
777
00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:56,279
♪
778
00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:57,814
Dr. Wicket: You can
get dressed now.
779
00:31:57,883 --> 00:32:00,416
♪ fade into the night...
780
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:02,619
♪
781
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,288
Dr. Wicket: I'll call you
with the results in a few days.
782
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:07,691
Cowabunga, doc.
783
00:32:07,693 --> 00:32:10,027
You do know you're out of
your goddamned mind, right?
784
00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,361
Your kid, too.
785
00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:13,764
It's becoming abundantly clear.
786
00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:16,700
[sighs, clears throat]
787
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:19,036
But also...
788
00:32:19,038 --> 00:32:21,604
Thanks, I guess.
789
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:26,242
♪
790
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,446
[both giggling]
791
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,648
How you feeling?
792
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:34,684
Numb.
Not in a good way.
793
00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,989
You're gonna be fine, nora.
794
00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:40,590
Maybe.
795
00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:45,261
But what if I'm not?
796
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,599
I keep...
797
00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,403
Trying to figure out what
I would do if I found out
798
00:32:53,538 --> 00:32:55,472
That I was gonna...
799
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:01,778
I know what you'd do.
800
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:03,680
Get my affairs in order?
801
00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:05,882
If by affairs you mean
follow the truffle honey trail
802
00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:09,419
All the way to your
hot biker's bed, then yeah!
803
00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:12,288
-God, you're probably right.
I would think about myself.
804
00:33:12,358 --> 00:33:15,025
And my loins,
because I'm a terrible,
805
00:33:15,027 --> 00:33:17,360
Selfish person
and an even worse mother.
806
00:33:17,429 --> 00:33:21,564
Said without a trade of irony,
unfortunately.
807
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,769
I would finally fly to morocco.
808
00:33:25,838 --> 00:33:27,504
Mm-hm.
809
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,707
Break into keith richards' pad,
screw the first hot guy I see
810
00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:32,676
On his red velvet chaise.
811
00:33:32,811 --> 00:33:35,378
Hopefully keith's not in
at the time, but if he is,
812
00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:37,581
What the hell?
I'll screw him, too!
813
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,482
Now, keith hasn't really
been hanging out there
814
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,952
Since the '70s, so I'd have
to build a time machine.
815
00:33:42,087 --> 00:33:44,387
Really?
816
00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:48,357
Well, maybe not
the time machine part.
817
00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:49,926
No terry?
818
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,531
♪
819
00:33:55,567 --> 00:34:00,070
♪
820
00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:03,740
♪
821
00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:06,877
♪
822
00:34:06,879 --> 00:34:11,815
♪
823
00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:14,017
[line rings]
824
00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:16,486
Lidia: Never know when
a bulk box of latex gloves
825
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:17,888
Might come in handy.
826
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:20,023
Just when I thought
I couldn't get more concerned.
827
00:34:20,025 --> 00:34:22,358
-Love you.
-Night.
828
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:26,496
Aah, a two-minute
voicemail from my boss.
829
00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:28,498
That can't be good.
830
00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:31,001
[clears throat]
831
00:34:31,136 --> 00:34:33,302
Lidia?
832
00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:36,305
Yes, nora?
833
00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:40,644
My boss is saying the facts
of my podcast didn't check out.
834
00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:42,579
They're saying my source
denied everything.
835
00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:45,581
No, no, no, I didn't deny...
Everything.
836
00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,684
It just-- I mean...
837
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:51,121
I sounded so nuts when
they read it all back to me.
838
00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:53,456
I may have massaged
a few details.
839
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:56,760
They're pulling
the plug on my podcast.
840
00:34:56,895 --> 00:35:00,130
They've terminated my contract.
841
00:35:00,132 --> 00:35:01,198
I'm done.
842
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,399
-Oh my god.
843
00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:06,602
Nora, I'm so sorry.
844
00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:09,872
But you have to understand,
I can't have all that out there.
845
00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:12,075
My career is finally
getting back on track.
846
00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:14,010
Well, so you thought
you'd blow up mine?
847
00:35:14,046 --> 00:35:15,077
No!
848
00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:16,613
[text message notification]
849
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:19,716
Oh my god.
Seriously?
850
00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:23,887
Terry's asking why I didn't
tell him about the test results.
851
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,156
This medical stuff
was supposed to be a secret
852
00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,491
And the only person
I told was you.
853
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,059
I swear to god,
that wasn't me.
854
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:33,163
-Bullshit.
-Nora, I promise you.
855
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,964
Look, it may not
seem like it right now,
856
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,233
But I always have your back.
857
00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,501
You don't have my back!
858
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,936
The only reason
you did any of this
859
00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:44,641
Is to make yourself feel better
because everybody hates you.
860
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:45,642
That's not--
861
00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:50,112
You made my
cancer scare about you!
862
00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:55,585
I can't do this.
863
00:35:55,621 --> 00:35:58,989
I can't deal with you, anymore.
864
00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:03,726
I'm done!
865
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:04,728
[car door slams]
866
00:36:04,863 --> 00:36:05,929
[engine starts]
867
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:09,065
♪
868
00:36:09,134 --> 00:36:12,102
♪
869
00:36:12,237 --> 00:36:15,605
♪
870
00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:19,376
♪
871
00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:33,823
Crystal: Today
I choose to be happy.
872
00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:37,494
My mind is a tool I can use
to get through anything.
873
00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,962
I have the capacity
to do great things
874
00:36:39,998 --> 00:36:42,565
And I am only as good
as I think--
875
00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,968
-[door opens]
-babe?
876
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,605
Why didn't you
come home last night?
877
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,706
My van was repoed
878
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:55,578
And my savings are gone
and I really needed you!
879
00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:57,981
I know who took your money.
880
00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:01,884
That's so good!
You found him!
881
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,855
Now you can tear his nuts off
and keep them as a trophy!
882
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,924
Or-- or her nuts,
883
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,693
Because, you know,
women can be jerks, too.
884
00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:11,027
See my mom for details.
885
00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:13,696
[gasps]
oh my god, was it my mom?
886
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,299
Because she is still hounding me
to pay for those skating lessons
887
00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:17,933
That she kept forgetting
to pick me up from--
888
00:37:17,970 --> 00:37:19,935
Crystal, stop.
889
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,006
It was me.
890
00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:28,645
I'm the dickwad
that took your money.
891
00:37:35,353 --> 00:37:38,287
Ry, please.
892
00:37:38,323 --> 00:37:42,158
Please don't tell me
that you stole my savings
893
00:37:42,227 --> 00:37:43,026
To buy testicle pills...
894
00:37:44,129 --> 00:37:46,295
Manthusium promised
to triple my money!
895
00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:49,699
They said that I'd be rich,
that we'd be rich!
896
00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:54,170
And I'd get to be the man
that you always wanted.
897
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:56,205
You were scammed.
898
00:37:57,943 --> 00:38:00,243
I got scammed.
899
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:03,079
By the love of my life.
900
00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:06,249
I'm gonna pay you back,
every penny.
901
00:38:06,384 --> 00:38:09,919
Mm-hm.
902
00:38:10,055 --> 00:38:13,989
More important, uh...
903
00:38:14,026 --> 00:38:17,594
I'm never gonna let
another dirtbag like me
904
00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:21,030
Take advantage of you
ever again.
905
00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:23,032
What does that even mean, ry?
906
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:28,337
-It means I thought
I finally found my thing,
907
00:38:28,373 --> 00:38:32,609
But it turns out that thing
is to hold you back.
908
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:33,676
If you're holding me back,
909
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:38,281
It's because I'm letting
you hold me back, like...
910
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,116
Like my favourite scrunchie.
911
00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,685
Crystal, I keep screwing up!
912
00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:44,287
And you keep forgiving me!
913
00:38:44,289 --> 00:38:45,889
Yeah.
914
00:38:46,024 --> 00:38:48,424
♪
915
00:38:48,460 --> 00:38:50,960
I'm bad for you.
916
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:54,597
I always have been.
917
00:38:58,070 --> 00:39:03,840
Uh, have a beautiful,
scam-free life,
918
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:07,844
And fly high,
like the bird, not the bong.
919
00:39:07,913 --> 00:39:10,914
♪
920
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:13,850
♪
921
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:18,354
Rhian: Big news, daddy-o.
922
00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:21,457
I got some big news, too.
923
00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:22,859
Your mom is coming home!
924
00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:24,326
Oh!
925
00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:25,862
It's about frickin' time.
926
00:39:25,864 --> 00:39:27,930
Talk about shirking
on her grandma duties.
927
00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:30,333
-[chuckles]
uh, what's your big news?
928
00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:34,337
Oh, nothing,
just that I single-handedly
929
00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:37,006
Saved the moonshine.
930
00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,342
-Oh?
How did you manage that?
931
00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:41,678
I planted your pirate skull
at the construction site.
932
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:44,113
You know the one
you kept in the rafters?
933
00:39:44,116 --> 00:39:46,048
Oh, no, rhian...
934
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,450
Yes!
935
00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:49,686
And now the cops think
there's an unsolved murder.
936
00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,287
It could take them months
to complete their investigation,
937
00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:52,688
Years even.
938
00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:55,692
There is an unsolved murder.
939
00:39:55,827 --> 00:39:58,895
That wasn't a fake
pirate skull, rhian.
940
00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,863
That was jimmy.
941
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,198
No, dad.
942
00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:03,766
We burned jimmy's skeleton
943
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,902
In that filthy
moroccan rug last summer.
944
00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:07,470
Remember?
945
00:40:07,472 --> 00:40:10,239
I'd been talking to the old
bastard's corpse for so long
946
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:13,676
Under the apple tree that
I couldn't bear to let him go.
947
00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:16,846
I swapped his skull
for a cantaloupe.
948
00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:20,516
♪
949
00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:23,385
So the murder investigation...
950
00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:25,388
...Is a real murder.
951
00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,991
♪
952
00:40:27,993 --> 00:40:31,394
And all roads...
953
00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:34,297
Are gonna point to your mom.
954
00:40:34,299 --> 00:40:38,501
♪
955
00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:42,338
♪
956
00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:42,972
Daniel: Apologize.
957
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:44,007
No way I'm apologizing to mom.
958
00:40:45,277 --> 00:40:47,142
I think college is the
very least of your worries.
959
00:40:47,179 --> 00:40:49,078
You could have
seriously hurt that doctor.
960
00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:51,014
You could have been
arrested, honey!
961
00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:53,349
Mom was the one who dragged
me into this batshit plan
962
00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:55,418
And I'm the one
taking the fall?
963
00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:57,387
You're right,
she deserves to be taken down.
964
00:40:57,522 --> 00:41:00,824
If you ask me,
she let you off easy.
965
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,825
Effective immediately,
966
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:06,529
You are grounded
for the rest of the summer!
967
00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:08,231
How is that at all fair?
968
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,965
Oh, mom is not
gonna agree to this.
969
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,434
-I know mom is not gonna agree!
-Mom!
970
00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:13,536
-You know, she's probably--
-mom!
971
00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:16,972
Okay, eleanor, you're
welcome to ask your mother...
972
00:41:21,579 --> 00:41:23,079
Mom's gone.
973
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:25,782
What do you mean she's gone?
974
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:27,850
Lidia: [voice]
"dear el and finn,
975
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:30,185
"I'm sorry for not being
a proper role model
976
00:41:30,222 --> 00:41:32,388
"you both could look up to.
977
00:41:32,390 --> 00:41:34,257
"I don't want to be
a bad influence anymore,
978
00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:36,926
"so I'm going away for a bit.
979
00:41:37,061 --> 00:41:39,328
"you're both adults,
I know you'll be fine,
980
00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:42,131
"but watch out for each other.
981
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,901
"I love you more than
all the stars in the sky.
982
00:41:45,036 --> 00:41:48,203
"mom."
983
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,406
["chosen" by rose cousins
playing]
984
00:41:50,408 --> 00:41:55,344
♪ this love is too much
I am frozen ♪
985
00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:58,815
♪
986
00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:03,218
♪ and I don't know
if I have what it takes ♪
987
00:42:03,255 --> 00:42:05,454
♪
988
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:09,358
♪ to be chosen
989
00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:14,497
♪
990
00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:19,102
♪
991
00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:23,172
♪
992
00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:27,509
♪
993
00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:31,313
♪
994
00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:33,916
♪
995
00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:38,521
♪ and I don't know
if I have what it takes ♪
996
00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:40,389
♪
997
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:43,125
♪ to be chosen...
998
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:46,595
Lidia.
999
00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:48,664
♪
1000
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:54,070
♪
1001
00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:57,006
[crying]
1002
00:42:57,042 --> 00:43:00,176
♪
1003
00:43:00,178 --> 00:43:03,946
♪
1004
00:43:03,982 --> 00:43:07,150
♪
1005
00:43:07,152 --> 00:43:10,887
♪
1006
00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:14,590
♪
1007
00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:18,494
♪
1008
00:43:18,496 --> 00:43:22,431
♪
1009
00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:26,169
♪
1010
00:43:26,304 --> 00:43:29,105
♪
1011
00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:32,608
♪
1012
00:43:32,743 --> 00:43:36,646
♪
1013
00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:39,948
♪