Thank you. God bless you.
Instagram, sir.
Thief!
Look at his nose, shaped like a woman's high heel.
The moment he heard money, his ears shot up like that of a rabbit.
Rubbish!
Jesus Christ!
You see?
I told you so!
What is this?
What nonsense are you talking about?
Are you crazy?
God bless you.
What an insult.
What an insult on me…
- It's nonsense! -Oba.
Give the command!
Wipe out that disloyal cockroach and his entire family.
Then put his head on an electric pole and burn it.
They'll be believers in no time!
- My people. -Odogwu one.
My own people.
What's happening in town?
You know what they used to call me in Malaysia?
-What was it, Odogwu? -It's "Stick Shift," my guy.
When we get to my place, I'll show you why.
You, I'll give you gears one to three.
Then you'll get gears three to five!
Then, we add some of your friends,
and then switch to automatic for all of you.
-Doggy. -Sir!
Isn't that one of our cars?
Yes.
What's going on?
Wait, let's find out what's going on.
You follow. Cover, Onye-nche.
What are you doing to my car? Are you crazy?
Move away!
Who did this? I said, who did this?
-Hey! -Are you all mad? Who did this?
- Hey! - What is it?
Who did this? Who did this? Can't you all speak?
Who did it? Come out.
- -What?
What kind of mind would do this? Who did this?
- - Who would do this?
Well done. I hope your goods are moving smoothly. Well, that is good.
Madam, well done.
- Alhaja Salami! - Thank you.
- Hey! -Welcome.
Really? You're enjoying your lunch and didn't even invite me?
Auntie, you wouldn't eat this kind of food.
How do you know?
-It'll run your belly! -Could I have some?
-Or did you eat it all? -There's still some left.
Yes, so let's share!
No, don't give it to me. We'll each grab one end…
and split that piece. Good.
I got the bigger piece!
♪ Greetings from Jumoke Randle ♪
♪ She wants you to be rich And bear children ♪
♪ She wants your business to prosper ♪
♪ Lagos State is great ♪
♪ But it can get even better… ♪
- Bro, what's up? -I'm good, how are you?
I'm good, aren't you going to eat?
Mama Bose has buzzed me that hot amala is ready. Hot amala!
No worries. I'm fine, man.
-Oh, bro, are you sure? -Of course.
-All right. I'll be on my way. -Thanks, no problem.
-Akpan, what's up? -Someone just dropped this for you, sir.
Akpan, how many times have I told you
to always get a name along with any delivery?
Don't be angry, sir. I asked for his name but he didn't answer.
-I'm sorry, sir. -No, it's fine. No problem.
-How's your family? -They're fine, sir.
What do you think you are doing?
Where do you think you're going?
Dressed up like a cricket.
If you kill me, who'll buy you chocolate and toys?
- My heart, welcome. -Don't "welcome" me.
My heart…
Hurry!
Towel.
Don't worry. This is my home.
Hey, this is my home.
-Thanks for being gracious. -No, thank you for hosting me.
I really enjoyed my meal. It was delicious.
After what happened today,
I wouldn't expect you'd even drink water in my home, much less dine with me.
-Why wouldn't I? Why would you say that? -
It's not like we just met today.
After all, we're old friends.
-Nothing will come between us. -Amen.
Thank you.
You know I'm very frank in my dealings.
That's why I was hurt and embarrassed
by what happened at the market.
Rubbish! This one is just toying with you.
Remind her of all you've done for her!
Remind her of the enormous debt she owes you!
Iya Oloja,
death and sickness will never know your daughter.
- She's fine. -Mm?
She's in America nursing her second child.
Praise be to God.
I'm so glad I was able to assist with her problem… ba-ba-ba…
when you ran to me, desperate for help that time.
And I thank God for giving me the grace and wisdom to solve the problem.
As I was saying, Iya Oloja,
what happened today…
was extremely embarrassing
to me and my people.
Worst of all,
so many press people were there to see it.
From print, to TV, to radio… All there.
It's already all over the news. You must have seen it.
No, I haven't. I don't watch TV that much anymore.
-Why not? -Ah…
It's this cataract. It bothers me.
What happened to your eyes?
Maybe I'll get them checked.
We're not as young as we used to be.
Let me tell you,
my position is now threatened by one small girl from a rich family.
Impossible!
I have to make smart choices.
I cannot afford to lose my position.
I simply did what you would have in my shoes.
I pitched my tent with the highest bidder.
So your loyalty is for sale?
-You said that, not me. -
Your loyalty was open for bids.
So…
You of all people know Randle isn't high on the food chain.
He just happens to have powerful people backing him.
You know the real candidate is never the face on the ticket.
Is something wrong?
Your expression has changed.
Have you lost your mind?
Are you all right?
Do you understand the nonsense spewing from your mouth?
Do you understand the nonsense you're saying?
Iya Oloja, I can't believe this!
Anyway, they say, "The water a fish swims in…
is the water that cooks it."
Iya Oloja…
you do this to me?
You opened your mouth wide and dared to call me by my given name!
Are you possessed? Would you have dared do that before?
Are you talking to me?
I've entertained you this long
because we have history.
Now listen, and listen good.
I won't help you any longer.
-Are you okay in the head? -Who?
You!
Eniola, my eyes are closed,
but before I open them, I want you to leave my house.
Don't let me see you in this house again.
-You're asking me to leave? -Get out.
If I open my eyes and you're still here…
Something bad will happen between us.
Get out!
You're the only one I can trust.
You're the only one I have left in this world.
God said we should leave all battles for Him to fight…
cross your arms
and watch knowingly.
All the boys are solidly behind you.
And they still accept you as their king.
But the rain has forced us to house
the chicken and pigeon together.
An ignorant child sees a poisonous plant
and calls it "greens."
No matter how fast a car is,
it can't outrun
the ground.
Oba,
if I have overstepped my position, please forgive me.
What if I were to just leave it all?
Give it all up.
The elders sitting…
and abandon…
all my businesses?
I'm tired.
It's too much for me.
It's too much for me to bear.
Ade,
that is what I want to explain to you, but you're not calm enough to listen.
I'm a thug!
I know no other work!