Downloaded from YTS.MX
Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX
[dramatic music plays]
[dramatic music continues]
[female voice] Sixteen girls…
have been kidnapped
at the all girls secondary school, near the fish market.
Sir.
The prime suspect is Black Shadow.
Officer Abani,
I, Officer Tolani, I am interested in this case.
I want to take it up.
-[clears throat] -[soft violin music plays]
[clears throat]
But si-- sir why--
There is a more important assignment for you.
-Sir, but this one can still-- -Come in officer Juliet.
[Officer Juliet chuckles]
-Good afternoon sir. -How are you?
You are looking well sir. [chuckles]
Officer Tolani.
This is your partner in this assignment.
I have a partner? [laughs]
Excuse me.
Sorry ma'am.
The Governor is travelling to Lagos and he has requested for two of my most beautiful
and competent officers to accompany him.
-For protection. -[laughs]
Sir, I'm very sure Lagos will be interesting.
I'm ready for the mission, sir.
Officer Abani.
I'm not beautiful,
so I don't fall into this category.
Besides, I am a police officer, I am not an escort.
Sir, I…, I…
Well, they looked through our personal records and
choose the both of you.
[Officer Abani chuckles] Yes.
You can turn the offer down in person.
You have already been given five hundred thousand Naira in stipends.
Ah! [in Yoruba] Mama, we will go!
-Sir can you call her to order? -[in Yoruba] We will go.
Yes.
To get evening gowns and
-get your make up done. -Evening gown?
[in Pidgin] Officer Abani, I don't wear such.
A patrol van is waiting to take you to the airport now.
I trust that you will do a fantastic job in protecting the Governor
from anything…
and everything.
[laughing] Yes, sir. I am ready to go sir.
May I be dismissed?
Carry on.
[chuckles]
[sings in excitement]
Officer Abani,
-[in Pidgin] It is us. -Get out.
[stamps feet on ground]
Hmm.
You both look more beautiful in real life.
[Governor chuckles]
Erm… Sir,
please, why did you invite us?
Spicy.
You are the spicy one, yeah? I like it.
Relax.
I did not invite you here for any hanky panky.
Okay. Yes.
I have err…
I have a meeting here with some investors and uh…
and I have been told I cannot bring any state security here.
And that is were you both come in.
Uh, sorry sir…
who are you meeting with?
Well, I am meeting with a group of Lebanese investors.
And all you have to do
is just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut.
Can you do that?
-Yes sir. -[Governor] Very good.
Yes, gentlemen.
[speaking in Arabic]
They want to confirm if it is possible for them to
dispose their chemical waste in any of the water source?
Yes.
Yes of course.
Yes of course as long as this deal is sealed.
You can dump it anywhere.
Any of our water ways.
Our rivers.
If you find a pond that is even big enough for them,
dump it there.
But remind them…
they must not forget my ten per cent kick back
Ha… and my Ferrari.
[chuckles]
[speaking in Arabic]
Bring drinks.
[eerie music playing]
[in Yoruba] What is the meaning of all this?
Eh! [in Pidgin] It's a meeting, so what is all this?
[in Yoruba] What's with the yellow outfit?
[in English] This gift from me… to close our deal.
I like it. [chuckles]
I like it.
I like it. It's good.
[laughing]
More business deal. More business deal.
[speaking in Arabic]
[chuckles]
He said she should take care of you.
I like it. [laughing]
I like it.
[chuckles dryly]
Yeah. I like it.
I like it.
Leave the food.
-Let's follow the governor. -[mumbling]
[in Pidgin] The Governor has gone to have fun and have sex.
[Officer Tolani] Ah-ah.
Are we not suppose to be there?
Anything he wants to do, we have to sit down there and protect him.
[in Pidgin] We should be there when the Governor is--
[in Pidgin] Please, get up. Leave the food.
Officer Tolani.
Look at that. [chuckles]
Ahh.
I like it.
Oh… yes. [laughs]
Hmm… I like it.
[indistinct]
This is Lebanese style.
I have so many stamps-- [indistinct]
See… don't worry, I'm…
I am going to introduce you to Dakawa tourism.
Hmm… ah! [chuckles]
Ah.
Ah… yes.
[in Igbo] God!
Shh…
I will obey you madam.
I will obey you.
Imagine.
I am almost half naked because I have to watch
over the Governor that's inside with a lady.
Eh? [tuts]
Officer Tolani.
Relax.
[in Pidgin] After all, we have been paid for the job.
We will be in the office by this time tomorrow.
Ah.
Just relax. [in Pidgin] It is pricking you, right?
[in Pidgin] Yes. The girdle. Ah.
-Sorry. -Which kind--
[in Pidgin] I don't like to wear body shapers.
-Sorry. Sorry. -I don't have time for all this.
-Sorry. -[tuts]
[Officer Tolani] Where to sir?
This young lady is a delight.
Okay.
We are going to the bar to find something to drink.
Sir, you can order room service.
Ha!
So now you want to teach me how to run my business?
Eh?
I think you should remember your place.
You understand?
-Yes, sir. -Yes, sir.
Ah ah.
I said, let me be.
-Oh… I am leading-- -No. [stutters] Don't lead.
-Oh. -Don't lead.
-Okay, sir. -Lead me.
Okay, sir.
Ah-ah!
-Sir. -I said don't follow me.
-Oh. Okay sir. -Okay, sir.
Is it a crime to be the Governor?
-No, sir. -No, sir.
Leave me alone.
-Alright, sir. -Leave me alone.
-Okay sir. My bad sir. -[in Igbo] God.
[in Yoruba] He said you should let him be.
-Don't follow him. -Ah-ah.
Juliet!
We should not follow him?
[hurried footsteps]
[car door closes]
It that normal?
Shit man. Shit.
-[car tire screeches] -[cocks gun]
Shit, man!
-[gunshot] -Hold it!
-[gun shots] -[gun shots]
Shit man!
[car door closes]
-[dog barking] -[phone clicks]
[phone chimes]
[snoring]
[in Yoruba] Stupid.
[in Pidgin] You want to leave me behind.
[in Pidgin] You don't know I am crazy.
[in Pidgin] How does he expect me to get to the Island?
[in Pidgin] Ah… landlord sir.
Good morning oh.
[in Pidgin] Todun, is that you?
[in Pidgin] It's me. Landlord sir, it's me.
[in Pidgin] What are you doing here?
-Landlord sir… -Wait…
[in Pidgin] Hope you are not here to help your useless boyfriend
-escape this morning… -Ah-ah. No.
before he pays up his rent as promised.
Ah… landlord, sir. I can't do that.
I came to collect a book I left off at his place.
There is a book I left--
[message tone]
[screams]
[in Pidgin] Guy.
Ah-ah.
-[in Pidgin] Why are you following me? -[in Pidgin] Stop it!
What is that about? So you were planning to leave me?
How do I get bus fare to get to he island?
Ah-ah. What do you want me to do?
You are not nice at all. If no one has told you.
-Let's go. -That's enough.
What's going on?
[in Pidgin] Sir, I have some money and I'd like to buy a parcel of land.
And I know you are the only one that can help me with that.
Ah ah.
Landlord, sir.
[in Pidgin] Land indeed.
Landlord sir.
[in Pidgin] Won't you help me buy the land?
Eh… landlord sir.
-[message tone] -Come, come.
Quickly, quickly.
[in Pidgin] Pick one. Here or there? Is it until the landlord meets us here?
[in Pidgin] Ouch!
[in English] You will see!
[door closes]
[door opens]
[in Pidgin] Guy,
[in Pidgin] she said that he's with a gun.
[exclaims] Gun?
[in Pidgin] And you are still here? Guy.
[in Pidgin] You are still there. You are bold right?
[in Pidgin] I have seen him.
[in Pidgin] No worries. I have a place I pass.
[dog barking]
[eerie music]
Hurry up Chinedu.
[screams]
[in Pidgin] How am I friends with you? Why are you acting like Spongebob?
Buta!
[in Pidgin] You can't scale this low fence and you asked me not to follow you.
[Mumblings]
[in Pidgin] Go away, when you keep eating ice-cream all the time.
Easy, easy!
-[in Pidgin] What is it? -[groaning]
[in Pidgin] What is the matter?
-Hurry up Chinedu! -[Chinedu groans]
[in Pidgin] Be there till the landlord comes to meet you.
Okay. okay, help me Buta.
-Help me. Help me. -[gunshot]
-Chinedu! Chinedu! -[landlord] Wait, I will shoot your leg.
[in Pidgin] Wait, I will shoot your leg.
Wait, wait come here. Hey!
[sighs]
Goodluck today on your first day boo.
Remember to be assertive.
Be confident.
And be the man that I know you to be.
I will do my best baby.
I trust you. Now catch kisses.
-[laughs] -[laughs]
[in Yoruba] There is trouble.
[in Pidgin] Problem for who is not being shown love.
[laughing]
[in Pidgin] You will not kill me in this country. [laughs]
[in Pidgin] So you now catch kisses like you would a mosquito?
[in Pidgin] Ridiculous.
[sarcastically] Now, you may kiss your bride.
-[kiss sound] -[in Pidgin] Leave here.
[in Pidgin] Do you want to remove my gum? What is your problem?
I don't even know why you are in this car.
[in Pidgin] What do you mean by "You don't know why I'm in this car"?
[in Pidgin] Don't insult me.
Don't you know that only hardworking people get to eat?
[in Pidgin] We are in a Capitalist world. Don't you know?
-Really Buta? -[Buta] Yes.
But you spend all your time eating all our food.
Hel-- Hello. [tuts]
-[in Pidgin] My phone is ringing. -[chuckles]
-Nobody is calling you Buta. -[in Pidgin] Someone is calling me.
Buta, no nobody is calling you.
[in Pidgin] Hello. I put it on vibration mode. Hello.
Hello. [in Pidgin] I can't hear you. The network is bad.
-Later babe. -Babe, wait.
[car door closes]
Go away.
Chinedu. Look, I know you are a nice person.
And it is one of the things I love about you but,
we can't start our lives like this with Buta always being in the picture.
[clears throat]
-I tell you what, love? -What?
-Today… -Mm-hm.
I will collect advance at work
so that I can pay something towards the rent, alright.
And I will have a conversation with Buta.
Alright. Please.
Babe… you have said this so many times.
It has been over a year now. How is this time going to be any different?
Trust me now, I will talk to him.
-Okay. -Todun my lover.
[chuckles] Nedu boo.
-Take care, baby. -Have a great day today.
Alright.
Be good… alright.
Bye.
[in Pidgin] What's up guys?
[crowd mumblings]
What's up? What's up? What is going on?
The company CEO said all staffs should stay here.
-Eh? -[man clears throat]
Yes.
Good morning ladi--
[scoffs] Sorry.
Good morning, gentlemen.
So, I bring both… good news and bad news.
Which would you like to hear first?
-[all] Sir, please just talk. -[man 1 in Pidgin] Sir, tell us.
-[in Pidgin] Please, talk. -[man 1 in Pidgin] Sir, tell us.
Okay, okay, okay. Erm… The bad news first.
Yes.
The rumours are true.
The Government has effective today, banned all our operations
-across the state. -[exclaims]
But,
the good news is…
when there is life my friends,
-there is hope. -[man 2] This is rubbish.
Well, anyway, uhm…
pending new developments,
[in Pidgin] You all should stay at home.
Are you firing us?
You are telling us we are getting fired?
You are firing us.
I am not firing you.
It is the government that is firing you.
[hip-hop music playing]
-[hip-hop music playing] -[Indistinct]
[in Yoruba] Mad man!
[Buta] Chemistry.
-Butata. -[speaks in Yoruba] Your mother!
-Butata. -[screams]
-[hailing] -[hailing]
[in Yoruba] You get it!
[in Yoruba] My brother, how are you doing?
-[in Yoruba] My blood, what's up? -[in Yoruba] I am good.
-[in Yoruba] What's up with you? -[in Pidgin] What's happening.
[in Pidgin] Where is the package? There is no time.
-[in Yoruba] You know how it is. -Oh, oh, oh, oh.
[in Yoruba] Your package is here.
Look. [in Pidgin] Check it.
-[in Pidgin] Check it. -[exclaims in Pidgin ]Wow!
-[in Yoruba] God. -[in Yoruba] You understand.
[in Yoruba] I am in charge. you know how I conduct my business.
-[in Yoruba] You get it. -[in Yoruba] You understand.
[in Pidgin] It will mess with you.
-This one? -[in Pidgin] I am telling you.
-[in Pidgin] It's a lie. forget it. -[in Yoruba] It will--
[in Pidgin] You said so the last time.
-You said it will mess me up nothing. -[in Yoruba] Leave it!
-[in Yoruba] What? -[in Yoruba] Stop it.
-[in Yoruba] The elders are talking to you
It will fuck you up.
This will fuck me up? [in Yoruba] No problem.
-Go and come back. -[in Yoruba] Stop it!
-[hailing] -[hailing]
-[in Yoruba] No dwindle my brother. -Butata.
[crowd chanting]
-What do we want? -Our jobs.
[crowd continues to chant]
[in Yoruba] Boss.
[in Yoruba] Boss!
[in Pidgin] Are you joining the protest or you're just a passerby?
-Take. -[crowd chanting]
-Join us. -[crowd chanting]
-No ritrit no surenda? -[crowd chanting]
[police siren]
[Buta singing] ♪ Do you wanna work work ♪
[in Yoruba] I want to work.
[chuckles]
[in Yoruba] Is this not my UEFA sporting footwear?
No.
Landlord, sir.
[in Yoruba] What is the meaning of this madness?
[in Pidgin] Why would you throw our things out? What's all this?
[in Yoruba] What is it?
[in Pidgin] Am I owing you money for bride price?
-Eh? -[in Pidgin] It seems you're getting mad.
[in Pidgin] What do you mean by I'm getting mad?
-Will you shut up. -Eh!
[in Pidgin] You and your useless friend think you are wise?
-[in Pidgin] You both think you are smart? -Eh?
[in Pidgin] So that's why you had to throw out our things?
[in Pidgin] everyone passing by is seeing my boxers.
[in Pidgin] It doesn't make sense.
[in Pidgin] You haven't seen anything. More is coming.
-[in Yoruba] Who is this? -[in Pidgin] That's not all.
[in Yoruba] Guy, bring it.
[in Yoruba] What is wrong with you?
[in Yoruba] What is--
Fuka.
[Fuka] Buka?
Ah! Buka one million!
[in Yoruba] Fuka the melon seed seller!
-[hailing] -[hailing]
[Buta in Yoruba] My blood.
[Buta in Yoruba] What is happening?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Are you okay?
-[in Pidgin] Sir, calm down. -[Buta in Yoruba] Sir, please.
-[in Slang] Hello. Stop it. -[Landlord] It is a serious matter.
-[in Yoruba] What are you doing here? -[Buta] My blood.
-[in Pidgin] What are you doing here? -[in Pidgin] Leave it.
[in Pidgin] I live here. This is my place.
-[in Pidgin] This is your place? -[in Yoruba] I swear.
[in Yoruba] You live in this area? Ahh! You are rich!
-Hey! Hey! No dwindle. No dwindle. -[in Yoruba] I swear.
-[in Pidgin] It is God's handwork. -[in Yoruba] Okay.
[both laugh]
-[in Pidgin] Are you okay? -[Buta in Yoruba] What?
[in Pidgin] I asked you to clear out their properties,
you are busy having a family meeting.
[in Yoruba] Baba, forget about that.
-[in Yoruba] What is your problem? -[in Yoruba] He does not know anything.
[in Pidgin] He's my brother from way back.
-[in Pidgin] He doesn't know anything. -[in Yoruba] I said this is my blood.
-[in Yoruba] My blood. -[in Yoruba] Look…
-[in Yoruba] My blood, -[in Yoruba] Yes.
[in Yoruba] I can't do this to you
[Landlord in Pidgin] It seems you don't want
to collect your money, right?
[in Pidgin] Money is not everything
[in Pidgin] Landlord, forget it.
-[in Pidgin] As it is, we are like water. -[Fuka] Thank you!
[in Pidgin] Do you understand? We don't know where we will flow to.
[Buta in Pidgin] Do you understand? We can flow into a big river.
[in Yoruba] Do you understand? We will eventually meet.
[in Yoruba] Let him know.
-[in Pidgin] Money isn't everything. -Nobody knows tomorrow.
[in Yoruba] Money isn't everything. I swear by God
-[in Yoruba] Don't worry. -[in Yoruba] Fuka, we are together.
-[in Yoruba] No problem my brother. -[in Yoruba] We are together.
-We move! -Yes!
[Buta in Yoruba] I swear by God!
-Hey! Hey! Hey! Why? -[in Yoruba] What's it?
[in Pidgin] That's my bag you are carrying.
[in Pidgin] Guy, drop my bag.
-[in Pidgin] Where are you moving to? -[in Yoruba] You own this?
[in Yoruba] If you move away from here… you will be hit by a trailer.
-[in Pidgin] Drop my bag! -[in Yoruba] Have you gone mad?
Eh, hello!
-We move! -Exodus.
-We move. -Movement.
-[hailing] -[hailing]
[Hailing continues]
Fuka!
[in Pidgin] Landlord, why are you doing this?
[in Pidgin] Have you forgotten,
we have come a long way.
[in Pidgin] Okay, how about this Friday?
[in Pidgin] It seems you want me to lay a curse on you.
[in Pidgin] No problem. We will double the rent.
[in Pidgin] Is that okay?
-[in Pidgin] Double the rent? -Yes.
-When? This weekend? -No, no, no.
-[in Pidgin] I like that. -No landlord, wait,
-[in Pidgin] You will double the rent. -wait, wait, wait.
[in Pidgin] You will double the rent
-this weekend. -[in Pidgin] Landlord it was
a slip of tongue. I don't know what I was saying.
[in Pidgin] You will either double the rent this weekend or I shoot you.
[in Pidgin] Let me speak with Chinedu first.
[in Pidgin] You will… Look, you either double the rent this weekend as said
-[in Pidgin] or… I call someone… -[in Pidgin] What kind of problem is this?
-to dispose of your load. -I don't understand landlord.
-[in Pidgin] You will leave today. -[in Pidgin] I don't understand Landlord.
[in Pidgin] I don't understand you. I don't understand you.
-[in Pidgin] I have spoken. -[in Pidgin] No problem. We will do it.
[in Pidgin] We will do it.
[in Pidgin] We will do it. God will do it.
-[in Pidgin] This weekend. -[in Pidgin] No problem.
[in Pidgin] Double rent.
[in Pidgin] Landlord, I don't know if you can borrow me 3500?
[in Pidgin] I will-- Ouch!
[hip-hop music playing]
Who is this one?
[tyres screeching]
[hip-hop music playing]
[car honks]
-[hip-hop music playing] -[inaudible]
[hip-hop music playing]
Wait! Wait! Wait!
-Come out. -Wait! Wait!
Come out.
[male voice in Pidgin] Ogogoro, what's all this? This is embarrassing.
[male 2] Stay down Bro. Stay down.
[eerie sound]
Tell me…
[breathes heavily]
why is it
that when rich men borrow money,
they don't like to pay back?
Uh?
You think they will be the first to pay but, no.
I always have to chase them.
Listen Ogogoro…
I promise you that, I will pay you back all your money
I have a huge deal on the pipeline and it's about to come through.
-Shut up! -[laughing]
Is it the same deal that
the Lebanese have taken over?
Did you just say Lebanese?
Dad, did she say the Lebanese?
I--
Dad listen, you promised me that this will be the
first contract for my mining company.
I did all the ground work. So, what is the Lebanese got to do with this now?
See, I didn't mean for you to find out this way. I am sorry, okay?
But don't worry, there will be another chance, okay.
[sucks teeth] Dad no. Dad you promised me.
I really need this deal, okay.
And you keep on doing this, every time I'm about to
take the last bite, you take the food out of my mouth.
I have ears in every wall.
I hear things.
-How much is he owing us? -[Man] Five million dollars.
-That's all? -With interest.
-Why? -He wanted to bring Formula 1 into Lagos.
[laughs]
So…
[in Pidgin] Is it Lagos that doesn't have levelled roads that
you want to bring in Formula 1?
[laughing]
-Ogogoro. Ogogoro, listen. -[laughing]
Josiah.
Where is my money?
Ogogoro, listen to me okay, I will pay you back.
Just… Just give me some time, that is all I'm asking for, there is no need for.
There is no need for all of this. This is embarrassing.
But… I cannot eat promises.
-Hmm? -Please, just chill, chill.
[in Pidgin] Is promise a balanced diet?
[Ogogoro's men] No sir.
-[in Pidgin] Does it contain carbohydrate? -[Ogogoro's men] No sir.
-Or does it contain fat and oil? -[Ogogoro's men] No sir.
[in Pidgin] So, what is he giving me to eat?
Nothing sir.
You see?
Argh…
[in Pidgin] Jonny, deal with him.
-[groaning] -[punches]
You have 48 hours…
to give me my money.
This your car…
[hip-hop music playing]
-[Hip Hop music] -[laughs]
[hip-hop music playing]
-[hip-hop music playing] -[indistinct]
[hip-hop music playing]
Eh-ehn. Yes…
that is the end.
This is the end.
No salary for anyone of you.
No salary. Nobody should come and meet me for salary.
It's the money I've used to bail you.
Rubbish.
That's how you all are making me waste money.
Like I am plucking it from a tree.
Rubbish people.
[phone ringing]
-[Frail female voice] Hello -Hello.
It's your father, he is having liver troubles.
Then the Doctor said…
he needs two million in order to commence treatment.
Two million Naira?
Ah…
You just started work, right? Ask your people.
They will loan you.
[chuckles] Yes ma, yes ma.
Uh, mommy, I will convert some crypto and I… I…
I… I will wire you the money.
The doctor said,
he doesn't have much time.
Erm… mommy you know,
it takes some time. And my… my wallet,
my crypto wallet… the OPP
and the OPG
is not tallying. Erm…it is affecting the SRM and PHCN
-I mean… PHC. Give me some time please. -Chinedu please
You know we have been saying we would come to the city to see you.
[in Igbo] Please
Help your father.
Mommy please okay, don't worry. Very soon.
Very soon ma, okay? I will call you.
-I will convert the coins… -Help your father
-and I will send it, alright. -You are the only hope we have left
[sighs]
My shoes? My shoes?
[female newscaster] Governor Otunta still missing.
Any information about his whereabouts will be heavily
compensated by the Federal Government of Nigeria.
-So hurry now to our Instagram-- -[in Pidgin] 50 Naira Garri
is what has finished just like that.
[in Pidgin] The garri I just bought two days ago. 50 Naira garri.
We should not celebrate independence in this country.
we should only celebrate children's day.
Because there is nothing independent about this country.
50 Naira garri. [spits]
The garri does not even taste good.
It has no nutrients.
[in Yoruba] Is this garri?
[in Yoruba] They have spoilt the garri.
[in Pidgin] The garri is already becoming hard.
[in English] See. [tuts]
[in Pidgin] What's up?
[in Pidgin] What is all this? What happened?
[in Pidgin] Are you asking me?
Don't you know the rent is due?
You should be thanking God. I met them all outside when I came.
[in Pidgin] I had to beg the landlord but don't worry.
Don't worry. Trust me, I settled everything. Don't worry.
[in Pidgin] I will just pay him double this Friday.
[Buta in Pidgin] What is it?
[in Pidgin] You're shaking your head at me?
-[in Pidgin] It is not your fault. -[tuts]
[in Pidgin] You are leaving, You're shaking your head at me
First day of work didn't go as planned?
Talk to me.
-Babe. -Uh?
Nothing seems to be going the way it ought to.
Everything is just falling apart.
After you dropped us off today,
Mm-hm…
I got dragged into a protest.
A what?
And then I got arrested.
They really dealt with me.
Those Police really dealt with me.
Ah!
By the time I managed to get out,
I got… to work and I realized I didn't even have a job again.
I lost my job.
Wait, what?
How did you get dragged into a protest in the first place?
That's unlike you.
And why is Buta still here?
Babe, that is not even all.
So what else happened?
My mum called.
My mum called and,
and she said that my dad has started--
Has started what?
My dad has…
Has started what, Chinedu?
And my dad has started developing liver problems
and they need two million Naira for the hospital bill.
Where… Where am I supposed to get that kind of money from?
Eh?
Chinedu, let's pray. Let us pray.
Your father will not have liver problems in
-Jesus name. -Amen.
In fact, I cover your father's liver with the blood of Jesus.
-Nothing will happen to-- -Babe…
It's not blood of Jesus they are asking for. It's two million Naira.
Ah, Nedu.
Come, come, come.
[in Yoruba] Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
[in Yoruba] Sorry, Don't cry. Don't cry.
Nedu.
Look,
What if I ask my parents to give us the money?
No, no, no, no.
-Nedu. Nedu. -No, no.
Babe, the last time my parents
called your dad just to introduce themselves, they were insulted.
You want him to finish me?
You want him to now say my family has
-err… sickness or history of sickness. -Nedu.
[Buta] Chinedu!
-Chinedu! Todun! -What!
-[tuts] -You see why Buta needs to leave
[Buta] Chinedu!
Todun!
[in Pidgin] You guys should come down.
Come, come.
[in Pidgin] What are you doing on Crime fighter?
[Buta in Pidgin] What happened? What were you doing there Chinedu?
[Officer Abani] I put my trust in you and this is how you pay me back?
What kind of foolishness is this?
Now tell me, what exactly do you want me to tell my superiors?
Tell me!
Well sir, you could just tell them that--
It was a rhetorical question!
And you idiots were asking for Black Shadow.
He would finish you before you even start.
However,
you have greater problems to worry about.
The Deputy governor has asked both of you to be brought back to Dakawa for trial.
Trial?
-Yes. -Ah!
-Officer Abani. Trial? How? -Yes
You are being charged with the kidnapping of the governor Josiah Otunta.
Arrest them.
Yes sir.
[in Pidgin] Sir,
I don't understand. What is all this?
Yes.
It seems the Deputy governor is interested
in a quick trial so that he can resume office.
You have both been chosen as the political scapegoats.
But we are innocent sir.
Officer Abani, you can defend us.
It is above me. Sorry about that.
Anyway.
I want both of them back in Dakawa before the end of the day.
-Officer Michael. -Copy that sir.
See you two later.
I will do the best in my power to get you out.
But…
don't get your hopes up. They want your heads on a silver platter.
[police siren]
Me, Tolani.
after all my years in the service.
They want me to take the fall.
-They are blaming us for the kidnap. -Hmm.
I am not surprised.
Is it not this country?
This country that tramples on the people that are at the bottom.
-To step on them very well, -[scoffs]
I am sure they will say it is a PR stunt.
[in Pidgin] Don't be worried, please.
[in Pidgin] I should not be worried?
Wait, Juliet,
What kind of rubbish talk do you always say?
You just open your mouth and talk. Don't you think?
Eh?
So, we should not worry that they want to send us on trial?
Any time I look at you Juliet, you remind me of the saying… "Beauty without brains."
But did we request for this mission?
We didn't request for it.
We tried to save him.
But the foolish man…
[in pidgin] was just treating us--
[in Yoruba] Look, let me not lie to you.
What is happening to him now is his karma, in my opinion.
What nonsense are you saying?
See, officer Tolani…
I realised very early that at this Police station, all they see in me
is body…
-Nobody takes me seriously. -[tuts]
And I told myself, anybody that can not take me seriously,
I will not carry any of their problems on my head.
-What happened that turned you this way? -[chuckles dryly]
I remember that time
when we were trying to catch Black Shadow at HQ.
I went, I spoke to everybody, nobody believed me. Nobody heard me.
They were all looking at me… this fine girl that doesn't have sense.
I told them to give me a whole squad.
They gave me only one officer.
After my informant had told me of his location.
[sound]
I'm sorry I didn't know.
Officer Abani buried the case.
[tuts] [in Pidgin] Abani is a fool.
He didn't want anybody to know he lost Black Shadow.
Knowing that he had goofed. [tuts]
And since that time
[in pidgin] they assigned me to desk duty
until the governor requested us. [sighs]
Juliet.
See
we shouldn't let them take us away.
They are going to lock us up. You know how we do it in the force.
They want us to take the fall for this.
Let's clear our names.
You have to help me.
Are you in this with me?
[sighs] Okay, I have heard but…
How do we get rid of these guys?
These guys?
[in Pidgin] Just watch.
Officer.
[in Pidgin] What?
You know you are very handsome.
[in Pidgin] Do ladies tell you?
Oh, my mother.
Well, thank you.
[in Pidgin] Thank you. They tell me.
Thank you. [laughs]
Even you too.
Officer.
[in Pidgin] Fresh officer that drives.
[in Pidgin] See how smooth his skin is.
[in Pidgin] I can see it all the way from here.
You mean me?
-Yes. -We mean you.
See…
you are very handsome like Denzel Washington.
[in Pidgin] The American actor, plus…
[in Pidgin] Why are you…
-[in Pidgin] frowning? -…Nollywood boy.
-Mawuli -[laughing]
[in Pidgin] You know with that combination, you are fine.
[in Pidgin] My friend and I have been thinking
[in Pidgin] it's been a while we were touched. Our bodies are…
-Oh God. -[in Pidgin] And you know how it is.
[in Pidgin] We are going on trial.
Oh my mother.
[in Pidgin] One shouldn't be hit by two calamities
[in Pidgin] Let's go into the bush and have sex.
[in Pidgin] A quickie.
[indistinct] Yes.
[laughs]
-Guy. -[in Pidgin] Quickie.
[in Pidgin] You heard them, right?
-[in Pidgin] Please, let's go. Let's go. -Shut up.
-[in Pidgin] These are fresh babes. -Let's go.
[in Pidgin] A man gets rewarded where he works.
-Let's go. -[in Pidgin] Keep driving.
-[in Pidgin] I don't know why -Officer.
…you're frowning.
You will enjoy it.
Oh my mother. [laughing]
You know horse riding?
[in Pidgin] No one will know.
If you want to leave with your life,
you will transfer five million Dollars to an offshore account.
Ah.
Five million Dollars?
That is nine billion Naira.
Ah.
I don't have that kind of money.
I am also broke.
See…
I just signed a deal with some Lebanese business people.
And erm…
I don't have money to handle it.
I…
-[cocks gun] -[drowsily] I don't have money.
Do it or die.
This governor business is…
is not a joke.
I don't have that kind of money.
Me too, I'm broke.
I don't…
I don't have that kind of money. I am even owing people.
I'm broke.
Me too, I'm broke.
[phone rings]
Hello.
Guy, what is going on?
I am refreshing this account right now and I do not see any transfer.
You are supposed to be the best in the game. What is going on?
Everything is going according to plan.
But we hit an unexpected road block.
What do you mean road block?
What-- What road block?
Our car got totaled
But we are taking care of it.
Your father, the governor only has seventy million Naira to his name.
[tuts]
Seventy million Naira?
He's definitely playing. Guy, stab him.
Do something drastic, mehn
He's not lying.
He's saying the truth.
We checked his account.
We were supposed to be paid ten per cent of the deal.
You are supposed to transfer six hundred thousand US dollars to us.
And we are coming to collect.
[stutters] On your--
This man has killed me.
Guy,
Officer Tolani.
So where do we start now? What are we going to do?
[in Pidgin] Juliet, I don't know.
I don't know.
[in Yoruba] Or should we go back to that hotel?
Maybe we should go and check the CCTV camera.
What am I even saying. We ran outside.
[female voice] Alerts to all officers in the Egbeda axis.
Be on the look out for two female police officers
by the names of officer Juliet and officer Tolani.
They are wanted for the kidnapping of the Dakawa state governor
and are presently on the run.
Be advised as they are currently driving a police van and dressed in police uniforms.
-Ah! -Ahh! [in Yoruba] I am finished.
Finally.
[in Yoruba] Ah, Tolani. You are just unfortunate.
[in Yoruba] Look.
-Officer Tolani? -Yes.
I think the first thing we should do…
is we have to lose this car.
We have to lose these clothes. Where would we see new clothes to wear?
Any idea?
[scoffs] Wait… we cannot go and buy clothes.
[in Pidgin] We can't.
-Erm… officer Tolani. -Hmm?
Where is this place?
We are here to see one small crook.
Tobi Williams.
Tobi Williams?
[in Pidgin] Look, that's him.
[in Pidgin] Is that the crook?
[in Pidgin] This fine boy. See how fresh he looks.
[in Pidgin] It's not written on the face.
Ah-ah. He cannot be a crook.
[Tolani] Tobi Williams!
[Juliet] Tobi Williams!
-[Tolani] Come here. -[Juliet in Yoruba] Ouch!
[in Yoruba] Mad man.
Juliet, run after him. Run after him.
[Juliet mumbles]
Tobi Williams…
[Juliet] Tobi Williams.
[dramatic music playing]
Police o.
[Tolani] Tobi Williams!
[Juliet] Tobi Williams!
[in Pidgin] Bro… Sorry. don't be annoyed. Enjoy.
[Buta in Pidgin] Ebuka, My brother. [hailing]
[Buta in Yoruba] I am coming.
Chinedu.
[in Pidgin] What's up, what is wrong with you? Been calling your phone all day.
[in Pidgin] Where did you put your phone?
Ah-ah.
Chinedu?
-[in Pidgin] We have to move out. -Eh?
[in Pidgin] We have to move out.
[in Pidgin] This house holds our destiny.
[in Pidgin] Someone that doesn't have a job,
how will he pay house rent?
[in Pidgin] We will find a way.
[in Pidgin] Someone without a job,
how will he pay that amount of hospital bill.
Todun's dad says he doesn't want to see her again not until
we are coming with the bride price.
[in Pidgin] You said what? Ah ah.
[in Pidgin] Has it gotten that bad?
Okay, guy…
[in Pidgin] You know what?
[in Pidgin] I have an idea.
[in Pidgin] Please leave me alone.
[in Pidgin] What is wrong with you? I haven't even said anything and
[spewing gibberish]. Calm down.
[in Pidgin] What is it? You disappoint me.
Ah-ah. [in Pidgin] Why would you ask me to leave you?
[in Pidgin] Guy, I have told you.
[in Pidgin] I am not a street person.
[in Pidgin] Guy, I am fresh. Look at me, just look at me.
[in Pidgin] I am soft.
[laughs] Wait, wait, wait. [in Yoruba] Sorry. Microsoft.
[in Pidgin] You are soft.
[in Pidgin] Guy, you are from the street. Forget about that.
[in Pidgin] The street is the street.
This matter on ground can only be solved by the street.
Eh.
[in Pidgin] Just don't worry.
-Let me take you to go see-- -Guy, just give up.
Just give up.
[in Pidgin] Chinedu, I can't give up.
[in Hausa] I swear… [in Pidgin] I can't give up.
[in Pidgin] I will not give up on you.
[in Pidgin] You know I am crazy and you still allow me live with you.
-Allow you? -Yes.
Me, Chinedu?
[in Pidgin] Didn't you allow me?
[laughs]
[in Pidgin] You said you wanted to stay for just a day.
[in Pidgin] One day turned to a weekend. After a weekend, you became a co-tenant.
[in Pidgin] So you want to chase me away?
[in Pidgin] Just say you want to chase me. [laughs]
[in Yoruba] Nonsense landlord.
[in Pidgin] Just say you want to chase me away.
[mumbles]
[in Pidgin] You know what… let me take you.
[in Pidgin] It's the street. Don't worry, just trust me. It's the way of the street.
[in Pidgin] You will see it with your eyes. Let's go.
[knock on door]
Who is that?
It is Kanyin Damola.
Are you alone?
Yes.
Can I come in? I have something to share with you.
[opens door]
[closes door]
Please what can I do for you? I am a bit busy.
I'm sorry about your father.
Thank you. Is that all?
Yes. [stutters]
Your-- your father asked me to share something with you if erm…
-anything ever happens to him. -Can you please get to the…
point sometime today.
Is that-- Is that too much to ask?
Okay.
Okay…
Erm… [clears throat]
He has a life insurance package that
lists you as the beneficiary.
Erm… [clears throat]
S… sorry, did you say life insurance policy?
[stutters] Yes.
I am interested. Can you please tell me more?
Well It's a plan with a pay out of ten million Dollars.
Let's hope he's found soon so it doesn't come to that.
God forbid. [snaps fingers]
God forbid.
But what happens if he…
God forbid if he is not found?
Well,
the plan…
explicitly states that there needs to be a body before the premium will be paid.
So, no body, no money.
There will be no body in Jesus name.
Amen. [clears throat]
There will be no body.
-Wow. -Amen.
Let's just pray he's found.
[clears throat] Amen.
[Juliet] Officer Tolani.
[Tolani] Move it, move it, move it, move it,
-move it. -Officer Tolani.
Move it.
Move it. [in Yoruba] Walk fast.
[in Pidgin and Yoruba] I am walking fast.
[in Yoruba] I am walking fast.
This boy.
[in Pidgin] He's just stressing someone.
[Tolani in Yoruba] Look at him over there.
-[in Pidgin] Let's buy this dress. -Ahnahn!
Fine blouse.
Come here!
-Ah! -Come back here.
-My queen. -You are under arrest.
[in Pidgin] You should have informed me that you were coming.
[in Pidgin] Didn't… Didn't you see me. Move.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Move.
[in Pidgin] Allowed us run for nothing.
[Juliet] Move!
[in Pidgin] Ah! Police. I swear to God it's not me. It's my boss that's in charge
-[in Pidgin] I swear, I am just a cleaner. -[Juliet] Enter.
[in Pidgin] I swear, I am not the one.
[Juliet mutters inaudibly]
Judas.
[in Pidgin] Even Judas at least collected 50… 30 pieces of silver.
[in Pidgin] See how you just betrayed me.
[in Pidgin] Oh please!
[in Pidgin] This life is--
[in Pidgin] Why did you bring the Police here?
-[in Pidgin] Did I bring them? -Shut up.
[in Pidgin] I went to spread clothes downstairs, that's--
-Shut up! -Sit down.
-[in Pidgin] Sit down let's talk. -[in Pidgin] They chased me to help them.
[in Pidgin] You have forgotten my face, right?
[in Pidgin] Making me run. Sit down.
Please Officer, what do you want?
[tuts]
Tobi, I need your help.
You see what is happening now? They are saying we
did this, did that. What we don't know about.
We need you to help us.
You know you owe me.
[mumbling]
So now they are looking for you guys?
What did you say?
-They are looking for you guys now, right? -Yes.
And we need new set of clothes and a car to go away.
[in Pidgin] Wait, what is happening here?
[in Pidgin] They said you kidnapped the governor.
[in Pidgin] You guys should not involve me in--
[in Pidgin] Will you shut up before I slap you. Idiot.
See, Tobi…
[in Pidgin] you know I wouldn't have come here to begin with.
But I need you. I need you.
This is my last option.
And you have to help. You owe me one.
I know. I know my queen but…
[in Pidgin] you appeared without calling requesting for clothes and a car.
[in Pidgin] Where do you want me to get that from?
Why will I call you? Are you my family? Are you my sibling?
Listen, go and get me the clothes.
[in Pidgin] You know, if not for me, you will be in Kirikiri eating undone beans.
Eh?
Tobi? Kirikiri?
-[in Pidgin] You didn't tell me this. -Shut up. Shut up.
[in Pidgin] Mama, there is no need for violence.
[in Pidgin] I don't have a car but I can look for one or two clothes
[in Pidgin] for you and then you leave.
[in Pidgin] You can't look for a car, right? I will reopen your case.
Yes.
I will open your file and
[in Pidgin] you will be bitten by mosquitoes in the prison.
[in Pidgin] Get me a car and clothes.
Okay mama.
I will make one or two calls, I will speak to some people.
[indistinct]
[in Pidgin] Hurry up, hurry up.
[in Pidgin] There should be clothes over there? I should find my size.
[in Pidgin] Check that last bag over there…
-[in Pidgin] your should find your size. -Wait, wait, wait.
-Eh?
[in Pidgin] Guy, I will--
-[in Pidgin] You want to watch us change. -[in Pidgin] Leave here.
-Get out. -Nonsense.
-Lock the door, we want to change. -[in Pidgin] You've added some weight
[in Pidgin] I hope the clothes will size you mama.
[in Pidgin] Go and get the car.
[in Pidgin] It's all jeans with T-shirt.
[in Pidgin] But Boss, how do we get the car now?
Organize?
[in Pidgin] I have set up an assured deal that will take us to Italy.
-[in Pidgin] Don't shout. -[in Pidgin] I can't doubt you, but Boss,
what's going to happen now?
Calm down.
-Calm down. -[in Pidgin] What is going to happen?
-[in Pidgin] Who are you calling? -Calm down.
Hello.
[Male voice] Hello Tobi. [in Pidgin] What's up?
Good afternoon to you too.
I heard that you guys are looking for some people.
[in Pidgin] Don't waste my time, speak please.
[in Pidgin] The people that kidnapped the governor.
[in Pidgin] Tobi speak.
I just want to know if there is any reward for the whistle blower first?
[in Pidgin] Tobi, are you messing with me?
[in Pidgin] Don't play with me.
Sorry, I called the wrong number. Help me cut it from your side.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait. Okay.
[in Pidgin] There is a reward.
Two million Naira.
[in Pidgin] But you will pay me ten per cent.
I like you. I like doing business with you.
You are very correct.
As it is now,
they are upstairs in my house.
So start coming now. Bring all your men.
[in Pidgin] Guys, let's move.
[in Pidgin] what did he say?
Behave yourself.
[in Pidgin] You know we are going to Eiffel Tower, so stop misbehaving.
[in Pidgin] Eiffel Tower is not in Italy. Or is it?
-[in Pidgin] It's not there? -[in Pidgin] No, it's not.
[in Pidgin] We will go to any skyscraper that's there.
[laughter]
[Tobi] Idiot.
[in Pidgin] How did you get to know this boy?
How do you have such a hold on him like this?
[in Pidgin] Tobi sells fake clothes. He smuggles them from China.
[in Pidgin] That's how I got to know him.
[in Pidgin] But that's not big deal.
[in Pidgin] That's how they start now.
[in Pidgin] He started small and now he's big.
[in Pidgin] He uses fake Dollars for transactions.
[in Pidgin] We were the ones in charge of the case then. So…
[in Pidgin] I found a way to let him go.
[in Pidgin] So he knows he owes me.
[in Pidgin] Wow. Fake Dollars?
-Yes. -[in Pidgin] He's senseless.
He went back to his…
smuggling of fake clothes.
And he knows that…
the fact that he's alive
-[in Pidgin] It is because of you. -He owes me. When I need him…
-[in Pidgin] He will come through. -Yes.
It looks good on me. Let me use his window pane as a mirror.
[in Pidgin] As he doesn't have a mirror.
[in Pidgin] Let me check myself out.
[in Pidgin] Don't you think?
[in Pidgin] With what is going on, see what you are doing?
Officer Tolani.
[in Pidgin] Ju Ju baby, is in town.
[in Pidgin] Don't you see how good I look?
[in Pidgin] The clothe looks good.
-[in Pidgin] It's not bad. -[in Pidgin] Let's just get it over with.
-[exclaims in Yoruba] -[in Yoruba] Let me see if I can see--
[Buta hailing] Sir Collins!
[Buta hailing]
[in Pidgin] Anyone that misbehaves will be dealt with. Don't dull.
[in Yoruba] I swear to God.
[in Pidgin] That's your problem.
[in Pidgin] When you have made money, You should drink olive oil
[in Pidgin] before you drink your beer. Because someone could have poisoned it.
[in Pidgin] But you don't have money, so you can't do it.
[in Pidgin] Ah. Poison you? No one can poison you.
[in Pidgin] Anyone that wants to poison you will have to
poison me first then I die.
[in Yoruba] I swear to God. [laughs]
[in Igbo] Guy,
[in Igbo] Nkechi goes for 1.5 Million.
Ah… Nkechi.
[in Pidgin] Isn't that a Toyota?
[mimics Buta sarcastically]
[in Pidgin] See your mouth. Just spewing nonsense.
[in Pidgin] I said it's Nkechi.
-Okay. -[in Pidgin] Toyota is it's colonial name.
[in Pidgin] I have done naming ceremony, baptism and first holy communion for it.
[in Pidgin] And then you're calling it Toyota.
[in Pidgin] The name is Nkechi. Aka, Nnki.
Nkechi means "Gift from God"
So that is hugely symbolic.
[sucks teeth] [Buta in Pidgin] You are too brilliant.
[in Pidgin] Where did you find him?
[in Pidgin] Don't talk. Don't say anything.
-[in Pidgin] It's a mistake. -[in Pidgin] He doesn't have a mother?
[in Pidgin] People are talking and you just open your mouth… [mimics Nedu]
[tuts]
-Sorry sir. Boss. -Buta!
[in Pidgin] How can I help you?
[in Pidgin] Boss, I'm at your mercy.
[in Pidgin] You know how things are, that's why we are here.
[in Pidgin] The problem is you are useless.
[in Pidgin] Your stupidity is…
[in Yoruba] is a lot…
[in Yoruba] It's too much.
Well… Boss, I know I am useless
[in Pidgin] but you see my guy here,
Chinedu, I swear, he's not useless.
[in Yoruba] I swear to God. [in Pidgin] Can you see his shirt?
[in Pidgin] There's a third problem.
[in Pidgin] You know what they say about birds?
Birds of the same feather frock… flock
-[Collins] together -[in Yoruba] My guy… Depends on the bird.
[in Pidgin] Flamingo, they don't "flop"
[in Pidgin] they know where they're going and they go for it…
[in Pidgin] Tell me, what do you want?
[in Pidgin] How can I help you?
[in Pidgin] Boss, I need a job.
[in Pidgin] We need a job.
[in Pidgin] Boss since you started this transportation business,
[in Pidgin] your life has changed.
[in Pidgin] Just a a look at your car, Nkechi. Boss, help us.
Shh…
[in Pidgin] Do you guys own a car?
Uhm…
[in Pidgin] Actually, we don't own a car.
[tuts] [exclaims]
[in Pidgin] You need to own a car and then download the taxifly app.
Taxifly?
[in Pidgin] Taxifly, the one that flies?
-[in Pidgin] Don't you know it? -[in Pidgin] Boss, we know Taxifly.
Wait, wait…
You work with them?
Ah! I salute you.
I salute you.
[in Pidgin] He's a cab driver.
[in Pidgin] Your father is a cab driver.
[in Pidgin] Look at this guy. Do you know who I am?
[Buta in Pidgin] Don't mind him.
-[in Pidgin] He doesn't know you. -[Chinedu] I am sorry sir.
-[in Pidgin] When on a bad day,
I make fifty thousand Naira.
[in Pidgin] On worse days, I make seventy to hundred thousand Naira.
-This idiot… -I am sorry sir.
-[Buta] Fifty thousand? -[in Pidgin] Look at his eyebrows.
Fifty thousand in a day?
-[in Pidgin] I will leave this place. -Boss, don't be angry.
-[in Pidgin] He's looking down on me. -[in Pidgin] Don't be angry.
[in Pidgin] Don't mind him. What is wrong with you?
[in Pidgin] Don't dull it. [in Yoruba] You can see--
[in Pidgin] Boss, don't mind him. he's joking.
-[in Pidgin] We are ready for it. -[in Pidgin] I have a meeting.
[in Pidgin] I am coming.
-[in Pidgin] Sir Collins, we are not done. -[Collins in Pidgin] I said I am coming.
-Ah-ah. -[Buta] Alright, sorry.
[in Pidgin] He doesn't speak English?
[in Pidgin] I just told him you'll be back.
[Buta in Pidgin] He was close to giving us a response.
[Buta in Pidgin] What's all this?
[in Pidgin] I am coming, let me go talk to him.
Sir Collins!
[in Pidgin] What is wrong… I said I will be back. What is wrong with you?
[in Pidgin] I am checking out Nkechi.
Hey, hey, hey… [in Yoruba] Guy, leave there. Leave there.
[in Pidgin] It is well.
[girl moaning]
[girl] Harder… harder…
[moaning continues]
Harder… harder…
[moaning]
Harder…
-[Police siren wailing] -[Juliet] Ah-ah…
-[Tobi] My Queen, don't be angry with me. -[knocking on door]
It's just business.
[in Pidgin] You called the police?
Love you like my queen…
[officer Tolani] Ah…
Tobi I will make sure I send you back to prison.
[in Pidgin] Who called the police?
You will go to prison before me, that I know.
[Tobi] I-- I love you.
[in Pidgin] Shut up!
-[in Pidgin] Officer Tolani what do we do? -[Tobi in slang] It's the truth!
[in Pidgin] Let us go, let us go.
[in Pidgin] Leave it, let me handle it.
-[grunts] -[in Yoruba] Nice one Juliet.
[chuckling]
After all the noise…
[in Pidgin] I'm Buta, there is nothing I can't do.
[in Pidgin] I can drive all sorts…
at the end of the day just to drive a car you can't.
[in Pidgin] Well, look Chinedu please…
[in Pidgin] I have given you a car to drive, then drive the car…
[in Pidgin] and refrain from this unnecessary conversation.
[in Pidgin] Okay, no problem. So what do we do now?
[in Pidgin] Because you know that customer privacy is quite key.
You understand, so two is a--
I don't understand which one is customer privacy.
-[in Pidgin] You will leave the car. -[in Pidgin] I will leave the car?
[chuckles] Are you playing with me?
Three is a crowd.
[in Pidgin] Wait… who was the car given to?
[in Pidgin] I should get down? [stutters]
[in Pidgin] You're talking… Do you have a license?
[in Pidgin] I told you it's expired… so?
[in Pidgin] So you want to drive a car without
your license so that police will arrest us.
[in Pidgin] My friend drive… you can drive and I have a license so let's go.
-[in Pidgin] I want to see your license. -[in Pidgin] You want to see my license?
-[in Pidgin] You want to see my license. -[in Pidgin] I want to see it.
Come, wait…
[in Pidgin] Wait, what is the problem, why do you need to see my license?
[in Pidgin] I said I have license… You want to interrogate me?
[in Pidgin] You're just talking…
Taxifly, taxifly, taxifly…
Original taxi, faster…
[in Pidgin] What is the meaning of all that?
[in Pidgin] I'm calling passengers.
[in Pidgin] Does this look like a commercial bus?
[in Pidgin] So how do we get passengers as we are driving?
[in Pidgin] They will be the ones to call us, we are well packaged.
-[in Yoruba] Look at this mad person. -[in Pidgin] They will call us.
[in Pidgin] Okay no problem, let's keep going.
They will call us.
-[in Pidgin] Where is the phone? -Which phone?
[in Pidgin] The phone that the guy used to register for taxifly?
Bring the phone… that's how customers will reach out to us.
Okay, yeah… yeah that's true ah… [clicks tongue]
[in Pidgin] You know what, my bad… I forgot.
[in Pidgin] I forgot to-- I forgot to ask you…
[in Pidgin] You know what… let's make a turn to go back and collect the phone.
-[in Pidgin] I caused this. -[Chinedu murmuring]
[in Pidgin] Don't be angry, I'm the cause of this.
[in Pidgin] Now that I have made a mistake,
I know I won't hear the last of it.
[in Pidgin] Turn here let's go back and take the phone
[in Pidgin] It's my fault…
[moaning]
[girl] Harder… harder.
[in Pidgin] Guy you wouldn't kill me.
[moaning continues]
[girl] Harder… harder…
Oh, harder…
[moaning]
-[both moaning] -[drums]
[siren wailing]
[in Pidgin] Let us decide what we want to do.
[in Pidgin] Both of us can't be driving this car. It's not proper.
[in Pidgin] What are you exactly, the conductor or what?
[in Pidgin] Chinedu please, please and please.
[in Pidgin] I don't understand anything you're saying.
[in Pidgin] I need you to know that I can't come down from this car
-if that's what you're about to say -Really?
[in Pidgin] I won't come down from this car no matter what you do.
[phone ringing]
-[shushes] -[phone ringing]
-Good afternoon -[female voice] Where are you?
Yeah, I'm close… I'm close uh…
Abraham street.
I'm almost there.
Oh… I'm close. Ok.
-[in Pidgin] What's up? -[whispers] Our first customer.
[exclaims]
[in Pidgin] I told you!… well as it stands we will bill her N3500
[in Pidgin] Drive let's go.
[in Pidgin] It's not only N3500.
[in Yoruba] Oh God.
[in Pidgin] Keep the cigar, what are you doing?
[in Pidgin] What is your problem… drive.
[in Pidgin] Look at her over there.
-Hello. -Hello.
[door unlocks]
[door opens]
-Hi, good afternoon. -[Buta] Ah-ah.
Good afternoon.
Welcome ma, please madam hold on to your change because we don't have.
Sorry, are you the Taxifly I ordered?
Yeah I am, he is just my friend sorry.
So I'm starting the trip.
-What kind of question are you asking? -God save me
-Kidnappers -Didn't you see the plate number?
-[Buta] Come back, -Leave me! [tuts]
-Where is she running to? -Oh!
[in Pidgin] I told you this thing won't work, you have chased the customer away.
[in Pidgin] Look, Chinedu this Taxifly thing won't work.
[in Pidgin] It won't work… I don't like these kind of things.
[in Pidgin] Let's use the car as a local taxi.
[in Pidgin] Let us just go to Oshodi or Yaba axis…
-You and who? -[exclaims]
[in Pidgin] You'll see a large crowd that want to pay for our taxi services.
-My friend drive this car. -[in Pidgin] Yaba is not fresh.
[chuckles]
Nkechi!
[in Pidgin] Brother… brother please have you seen Nkechi?
Nkechi.
[in Pidgin] Who is Nkechi?
[in Pidgin] My car, I parked it here.
-[in Pidgin] Talk to me. -[in Pidgin] It seems like…
[in Pidgin] Something is wrong with you… Do I look like Nkechi to you?
[in Pidgin] Brother have you seen Nkechi?
-[in Pidgin] C'mon leave this place. -What kind of question is this?
-[Collins in Pidgin] I parked it there. -[in Pidgin] Do I look like your gateman?
[in Pidgin] Brother, don't be angry about abusing your head.
-[in Pidgin] Please have you seen it? -I don't understand.
[in Pidgin] Have you seen Nki?
[in Pidgin] A black Camry that has a large behind.
[in Pidgin] You haven't seen it?
[in Pidgin] Brother please have you seen it?
[in Pidgin] A black Camry that has a large behind.
-Black Camry? -Yeah, yeah, yeah…
[in Pidgin] I saw two men drive it past that extreme left.
Two hours ago brother.
[laughs]
[laughing continues]
[screams]
[Buta singing]
[in Pidgin] Taxifly welcome, customers are always right.
[Buta in Yoruba] I love your raincoat.
Welcome, welcome…
[in Yoruba] Oh my God.
[Buta in Pidgin] What?
[Buta] My man your coat is very nice, it's even better than the coat of arms.
-Well done sir -Welcome sir.
Where to, sir?
Just move.
[in Pidgin] What is wrong with you, can't you hear?
[in Pidgin] Didn't you hear when the boss said "just move."
[in Pidgin] Please move this car. Start the trip
Sorry sir. Customer always right.
[Man] Stop here.
[Buta] Okay sir.
[door opens]
[door closes]
[in Pidgin] This lunatic was mimicking big brother's voice.
[in Pidgin] This is the first money we will make.
[in Pidgin] Didn't I tell you?
[in Pidgin] Do you think if it was taxifly
[in Pidgin] we would have had customers like this?
[in Pidgin] We have to bill him more.
[in Pidgin] Don't worry about that don't you trust me?
I trust you.
[in Pidgin] If I take you to Makoko, you'll find even more customers.
Open your boot.
Open the boot, open the boot quickly.
Oh my God.
[in Pidgin] God works in mysterious ways.
[Chinedu in Pidgin] What do you want to do?
-[in Pidgin] I want to smoke. -[in Pidgin] For what reason?
[in Pidgin] Do you know if the customer will be comfortable?
[in Pidgin] Did the customer complain? Please, please, please…
-[in Pidgin] Guy, use your head… -[in Pidgin] What kind of person is this?
We're corporate people, we are fresh, stop acting like a hooligan.
[in Pidgin] What does that mean? Did the customer complain?
[sighs]
[door closes]
Let's go.
[in Pidgin] What is this?
Let's go.
[in Pidgin] Boss, you can't just say we should go that's not what we b--
-[in Pidgin] What? -Let's go
[in Pidgin] What are you talking about, that is not what we bargained.
[in Pidgin] We agreed to take just one person.
[in Pidgin] Boss… [exclaims inYoruba]
Don't make me repeat myself.
[groans]
Go, go.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm not scared, I'm not frightened.
We will not want to allow the devil have his way.
Is it front or back sir?
-Guy just drive, drive… -Okay.
[in Pidgin] Just drive… leave this place.
[door opens]
[door closes]
[in Pidgin] He said my turn will come… He doesn't know me.
[Buta in Pidgin] Where are they going to?
[cocks gun]
[Chinedu exclaims]
[door closes]
[in slang] Man!
[in Pidgin] My bladder is about to burst.
[in Pidgin] Why are you taking so long to urinate?
[in Yoruba] What's this madness about?
[in Pidgin] It's only God that knows what is inside this bag.
[in Yoruba] That…
[exclaims]
Eh…
[exclaims]
Ha!
Chinedu, Chinedu!
[in Yoruba] Unfortunate bastard. Why is he still urinating?
[gasps]
[phone ringing]
Hello.
Hello. Wrong number, wrong number
don't call this number again… wrong number. [tuts]
Chinedu!
Chinedu! Chinedu!
Come, come, come… [in Pidgin] Let us go, let us go…
-[door closes] -Look…
[gasps]
[in Pidgin] Get going…
[in Pidgin] Oh my God.
Ah… ah… ah… Chinedu.
Chinedu! [in Yoruba] This is money.
[exclaims]
[in Pidgin] I'm really surprised by this, what about you?
Ah, God…
[in Pidgin] Park quickly. Let's count the money.
[singing] ♪ You can never ever fail ♪
[in Yoruba] my God.
[singing] ♪ You can never ever fail ♪
[singing] ♪ Jesus the same forever ♪
Ah… [in Yoruba] Oh my God.
[in Yoruba] My God.
[exclaims]
[in Pidgin] The money hasn't finished…
Ah!
[Buta shouting]
[in Pidgin] There is money everywhere. [in Yoruba] Oh my God.
[in Pidgin] Oh my…
-Buta. -Yes.
We have to return this money oh…
[in Pidgin] What did you say?
Can't you see, there is danger written all over this money.
Really… ah-ah.
[in Pidgin] Where is danger written on this money?
[sighs]
[in Pidgin] Where is danger written on this money [in Yoruba] bastard.
[in Pidgin] Are you sure you are okay?
3.4 million Chinedu.
[in Pidgin] 3.4 million or you can't hear me?
[in Pidgin] Do you know what we will use 3.4 million naira to do?
[in Pidgin] We will pay our rent comfortably.
[in Pidgin] We can pay the rent four times over if we choose to.
[in Pidgin] Your dad's surgery will be covered as well…
[in Pidgin] Tobi will also be shocked when you pay her bride price.
[in Pidgin] And you're saying we should return the money,
seems like you're dreaming.
[sighs]
Buta, we are not common criminals, we are not thieves.
[Buta mimicking] "We are not thieves."
[Buta micmicking] "We are not thieves."
[in Yoruba] listen to this mad fellow, he is speaking English…
[Buta mimicking] "We are not thieves."
[in Pidgin] So as we took the money now, what are we?
Hoodlum…
Please answer my question.
[sighs]
Listen bro… these guys are dangerous.
I don't know if you saw them.
I'm sure you saw the gun we saw in the bag.
[in Pidgin] Wait, wait, wait… what is your problem?
[in Pidgin] Okay, hold on. It seems like I understand what you're saying.
It's my bad, my fault.
I didn't listen to you.
Okay, so what you're trying to say is…
-[in Pidgin] We'll carry this bag right? -[Chinedu] Uhmm…
[in Pidgin] We'll take it back to those people.
-Uh-mm… uh-mm -right?
[in Pidgin] That mad man that dragged me on this chair like you witnessed.
[in Pidgin] We'll just go to him with the bag and tell him…
Accurate time keeper, panel of judges we are very sorry. will you forgive us?
[in Pidgin] He will also say, "Oh it's fine my prodigal son"
You've gone and you're back and it's fine…
[in Pidgin] You'll then tell him about your dad's surgery
that he should give us some money
Then he'll say it's fine, it's fine…
Please take this for your father's surgery.
Right?
[in Yoruba] It seems like your head is not functioning properly.
Did you not see how the guy grabbed me the last time?
That's the person you want us to return the money to.
[Buta hisses]
[in Pidgin] Drive the car, let's leave this place.
Buta, Buta,
-Buta! -[in Pidgin] What?
This is a very unfortunate situation.
Really?
[in Pidgin] It seems like you don't know that poverty is our surname.
[in Pidgin] Please drive this car let us leave here.
[in Pidgin] If you don't want to drive, I will.
[in Pidgin] Guy, look… let's leave this place.
[in Yoruba] Ah…my God.
3.4 million Naira! ah… [in Yoruba] my God!
-Hmm! -[phone ringing]
[phone ringing]
Hello Mr. Collins.
[in Pidgin] Buta, Buta, I'm giving you ten minutes to bring Nkechi back,
[in Pidgin] or else you'll remain short till you die.
[in Pidgin] Mr. Collins you'll have to be calm. As it is,
we can't return the car yet because, we are still working.
We are still working.
[in Pidgin] Where are you?
[in Pidgin] How do you say it in your language?
[in Yoruba] Where are you?
[in Pidgin] Where are you?
[in Pidgin] Mr. Collins please forget where we are because…
if I tell you all that is happening…
I swear, when you are calm.
[in Pidgin] Mr. Collins can you hear me?
Read my lips… [in Pidgin] if you are calm, you will be rewarded.
[in Yoruba] You will enjoy us.
[in Pidgin] You had better bring back my Nkechi.
Bring my Nki.
[in Pidgin] Mr. Collins it seems you aren't listening to
what I have to say.
[in Yoruba] Good bye.
[in Pidgin] I'm trying to explain to him .
-He's asking about Nkechi -[in Pidgin] Aha, Nkechi has gone…
[all] Ah…
[in Pidgin] When will we return his car?
-[in Pidgin] What did you say? -[in Pidgin] When will we return his car?
[in Pidgin] When will we return the car? Which car?
"Cardigan or khadijah'?
Eh…
Please start this car let's leave here.
[gibberish]
[singing in Hausa]
I just sent you the information of a car.
[man in Pidgin] What happened?
Find the owner of that car ASAP.
[in Pidgin] Did something happen?
Yes.
Listen to me… okay.
I have a solution to all our problems.
We need to kill my father.
How is that a solution? You owe us and you're giving us more work.
See… listen to me.
Kill him and dump the body where everybody can find it.
I found out that there's a life insurance policy
and I'll be able to pay you as soon as I claim it.
Termination will cost you more.
A hundred thousand US Dollars.
Guy listen to me, I said kill him!
Kill him and dump the body that's all, I'll pay you when the money comes out.
Just make sure that
the body is somewhere everyone can find out. Are you listening to me?
Understood.
[inaudible]
[in Igbo] Yes, what is it?
Are you Collins?
Where is your car?
[in Pidgin] It's over there
[in Pidgin] Look at Nkechi… I'll have a car and still be walking?
[cocks gun]
Sorry sir.
[Chinedu] Uhm…
[in Pidgin] What's up? when are we returning this car?
[in Pidgin] Why are looking at me that way, I asked you a simple question.
[in Pidgin] When are we really returning the car?
[clears throat] Actually…
Actually.
[in Pidgin] You know that I know you. Especially when you're hiding something.
What are you up to?
[in Pidgin] Guy, talk to me.
Okay, see um… Chinedu.
[in Pidgin] Collins did not actually give me this car.
What?
Yeah.
As how?
Well… Um…
[in Pidgin] I have been trying to tell you
but we haven't had time to catch up.
Um…
[in Pidgin] I stole it.
No, calm down [sighs]
Calm down.
-[in Pidgin] Why are you parking? -[Chinedu exclaims]
[in Pidgin] Calm down, aren't we having a conversation? Why are you parking?
You don't need to park. Aren't we having a conversation?
Bro…
-[in Pidgin] Keep moving, we will talk. -No, no, no, no…
[in Pidgin] I didn't hear you well… what did you say?
[in Pidgin] I stole it for us to use it for a while.
[in English] You understand now.
[chuckles]
No, my brain can't even process this right now.
What?
[in Pidgin] Why are you acting this way?
[in Pidgin] I told you I stole it yet you're saying you don't understand.
[in Pidgin] Okay, I took it. I carried the car. I stole it.
[in Pidgin] Guy, I did this for us.
[in Pidgin] You know the situation your father is in…
[in Pidgin] Is it my dad that has kidney issues?
[in Pidgin] Talk!. Am I the one owing house rent?
[in Pidgin] Why do you always involve me in things that make no sense?
[in Pidgin] Am I your child?
Why?
[in Pidgin] So, if we get caught by the police…
[in Pidgin] and we are asked some questions
[in Pidgin] we will turn out to be thieves.
[in Pidgin] Come. What police?
[in Pidgin] Since we've been driving have you seen any police?
[in Pidgin] Why are you acting this way?
[in Pidgin] What we're meant to talk about is this money here.
[in Pidgin] Guy, guy… take a look at the money here.
[in Pidgin] This is what we should talk about. We have made it.
[in Pidgin] At least you can marry Todun with this money.
[in Pidgin] Don't mention her name again.
-[in Pidgin] Have you heard me? -I shouldn't mention Todun's name?
I said don't mention her name again.
-Ah-ah… -[in Pidgin] Oh really, no problem.
[in Pidgin] You're angry.
[in Pidgin] No problem… stay angry.
[in Pidgin] Make sure you're angry and stay that way.
[in Pidgin] If you also want to come down, do so and leave.
Talk, talk, talk, talk…
Every time talk, talk…
[in Pidgin] That's what I don't like… talk, talk.
[in Pidgin] Time for action,
Chinedu, Action time
We won't see you.
[in Pidgin] You will dwindle.
Eh? [in Pidgin] Leave if you want to. Leave…
Leave.
[tuts]
[thud]
[in Pidgin] Guy, what is wrong with you?
[in Pidgin] We're talking about something serious and you're farting.
[in Pidgin] We are talking about something serious--
-[in Pidgin] Me? -[in Pidgin] So who did?
-[indistinct] -[in Pidgin] You think I didn't hear it.
[thud]
[exclaims inYoruba]
[in Pidgin] Ah, Chinedu where are you going to?
[in Pidgin] I am here.
-[in Pidgin] You are here. -[in Pidgin] I am here.
[in Pidgin] I want to pass through here.
[in Pidgin] You can't open the trunk, you're scared.
[in Pidgin] You are a coward. just to open the trunk
Ordinary boot.
-[boot opens] -[man shrieks]
[boot closes]
[in Pidgin] Who is that?
It seems like I didn't see well.
[in Pidgin] Guy, open it.
-Check, check, check… -[in Pidgin] Hold on..
-[Buta screams] -[Governor groans]
Jesus christ!
[Chinedu screams]
[shushes]
-That's not who I think it is. -[in Pidgin] Who is that?
[Buta screams]
Oh God. God why?
I'm your son!
[Yelling] From one temptation to another temptation Lord!
[in Pidgin] Look, pastor Chris… are you okay?
[in Pidgin] Can't you see the situation on ground? You're quoting the bible
-[in Yoruba] Is this one normal? -We're done mehn!
-We're baked bro. -[in Pidgin] What will we do?
[in Pidgin] You keep saying "we are baked bro" what do we do?
I know we are baked bro, but what are we going to do?
What are we going to do is what we should be saying now fam.
-Ah… [Buta mumbling] -Calm down, calm down!
Oh…
[Chinedu sighs] Calm down.
Don't tell me…
there's no way nobody is looking for the governor of Dakawa state
[gasps]
Of all people.
-Ah-ah. -[screams]
[in Pidgin] Wait, wait, wait… so you mean that's our governor?
[sighs]
-Open it. Open that boot. -[Governor mumbling]
[in Pidgin] Guy, what are you saying?
[in Pidgin] How can this be the governor. Look at his shoe.
[in Pidgin] You call this one governor. His shoes don't look like it.
Haven't you heard
that the governor of Dakawa state has been kidnapped?
[in Pidgin] You haven't heard it?
[in Pidgin] I don't want to get angry or else I'll start speaking grammar.
Get him out. Just get him out.
Get him out, get him out.
-[in Pidgin] Guy I'm not getting involved. -Get him out!
[in Pidgin] Please close this thing.
-[Governor mumbling] -[Chinedu] Sorry sir.
-[Governor mumbling] -[in Pidgin] I don't like all of this.
[Chinedu] I'm very sorry sir.
[in Pidgin] And you said this is the governor, take a look at his head.
-[in Pidgin] is this one a governor? -I'm the governor. [muffled voice]
-You're a governor? -I'm a governor.
Shut up.
[Buta ] Governor.
[Governor breathing heavily]
[Chinedu] Your excellency we're very sorry sir, we're very sorry.
-[governor grunts] -[Chinedu] We are very sorry sir.
Thank you my brothers. Thank you.
Thank you. May you never lack.
Thank you.
Thank you. God bless you.
God bless you, God bless you.
Um… his excellency… sorry.
His excellency sir.
Sir please.
We're not involved in anything like this.
Yes um… we're very responsible people.
[exhales deeply]
We're just um… you know… Taxifly drivers.
It's okay I can understand.
-It's okay. -[in Pidgin] Forget this guy.
[in Pidgin] As it is, you will give me a position.
[in Pidgin] You could appoint me as minister of petroleum or anything.
[in Pidgin] You do it for former Big brother housemates.
[in Pidgin] I am even more qualified than them.
[in Pidgin] Or you'll give me something.
No sir please… ignore him, ignore him.
He doesn't know what he is saying, most of the time he's always moving mad.
Um…
I mean he is always very uncalculated.
[in Pidgin] It's me that is uncalculated?
[in Yoruba] Come here. [in Pidgin] Come, let me tell you something.
A minute sir.
Come.
[in Pidgin] If my eyes are seeing properly,
It seems like it's those idiots we picked up previously,
and the other idiot that wanted to slap me that kidnapped him.
-[helicopter whirring] -[police siren]
-Welcome sir -Thank you.
[door closes]
The governor's location just came up. Let's move.
-[phone rings] -Sir, your phone is ringing.
-What? -[phone ringing]
-Thank you. -[phone ringing]
Ah…
Deputy Governor Sir.
Inspector Abani.
Is there any development with the whereabouts of the governor?
[inspector Abani] Yes. In fact we just pin pointed his location using GPS.
We're on the move now.
Change of plans.
Pardon?
Halt your investigation and tell your men to stand down.
-But sir… -You heard me.
Yes sir.
Change of plans.
[door opens]
[Buta in Pidgin] Look, my eyes can see clearly.
[chuckles] I have finally caught you today right?
[phone ringing]
[indistinct chatter]
-You think? -Yes man.
[sighs]
Rubbish, God will punish that Tobi Williams.
You want to hear something?
[in Pidgin] Both thunder and lightning will strike him in the anus.
-Mad boy. Idiot. Bastard. -[phone ringing]
Hmm…
Eh… Juliet.
[in Pidgin] What am I seeing. What I--
Pick, pick, pick…
Hello.
-Speaker, speaker…speaker. -Okay, okay…
-Record. -I don't know how to do it.
Oh God.
Hello.
[Governor] It is me, it is me…
It is me the governor. Governor Otunta.
Yes.
I have been kidnapped.
[in Pidgin] This is manna from heaven.
Hey, Governor.
[in Yoruba] It is plenty. [clears throat]
His excellency.
-Yes -I apologise.
Actually like I was telling you sir.
We don't mean any harm okay.
We're trying to resolve the entire situation.
-Yeah. -So we're going to drive you back to camp.
Okay that's good.
[in Pidgin] Hey Governor, your English is too much.
Mr. Governor.
[in Pidgin] All of this will be after you have settled us handsomely.
Oh of course, only a fool will say you don't deserve something.
-You boys deserve a reward. Yes. -Oh… thank you sir.
I'll reward you. You deserve a reward.
-[exhales] Yes, fantastic. -Yes.
Um… what are your names?
Um… sir.
Actually sir, my name is Chinedu.
[Chinedu] Micheal, a graduate of material and methological engineering.
And you?
Well… as your special adviser for--
[in Pidgin] I don't know the role you want to give me.
[in Pidgin] But my name is…
[in Pidgin] What is that?
Um… his name is um…
-[Buta screams] -Save me, save me, save me.
[both exclaim]
[Buta in Pidgin] Can you see this mad man?
Chinedu Micheal Ani.
Chinedu Micheal Ani, Chinedu Micheal Ani.
Who is Chinedu Micheal Ani?
[in Pidgin] I have no idea, but we have a lead at least.
Guy.
-[tuts] -Officer.
Ah…
-I'm sorry please. -[Chinedu shouting]
I don't mean any harm please.
[stutters]
[Buta in Yoruba] Rat did what?
[in Pidgin] Do you know that this is jail time.
-[in Yoruba] Let's slap this man! -[Governor mumbling]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
-[Speaks in igbo] -[Governor] I'll reward you.
-[Governor] Sorry. -[Buta] We'll reward you,
[breathing heavily]
[in Pidgin] Brother at least you have confirmed that they didn't pick up.
[Collins screams]
[in Pidgin] Mama… mama… please I'm begging you.
You have to give me something if not she's going to kill you.
[in Pidgin] Okay, the only person I know is Buta.
[in Pidgin] I don't know the other guy. I can't lie to you.
[in Pidgin] I don't know the other guy.
[screams] Okay… wait a minute.
[in Pidgin] My friend Fuka, he helped them move recently.
[in Pidgin] I can call and ask him. Please.
What's his number?
[in Pidgin] Are you sure you have airtime?
Wait, wait… I'm sorry.
0-8-0-0-0-7…
4-1-9.
[Man in Pidgin] Play on time. Don't kill--
[in Pidgin] Guy, don't rush me.
[in Yoruba] Do you understand?
[in Pidgin] Don't rush me.
-[in Yoruba] It's none of your business. -Throw
-[Man 1] Throw. -[Man 2]Throw.
-[in Pidgin] Guy, stop wasting time. -[Man 1] All this drama!
[Fuka exclaims in Yoruba]
-[in Yoruba] God. -[Man 1] Be fast, be fast, be fast.
[in Yoruba] God.
-[in Yoruba] It won't… -[in Yoruba] It's three.
All this dance…
-[in Yoruba] What is all these? -[Man 3 in Pidgin] Guy, what is all this?
-Oh God. -Cast the dice.
[Man 2 in Yoruba] I’m sympathizing with you all already.
[Man 3 in Yoruba] Are you a pastor?
-You guys should calm down. -[in Yoruba] You are doing too much.
[phone rings]
-[in Pidgin] Oh… what is happening? -[in Yoruba] Roll the dice.
[in Pidgin] Who is calling me now?
-Guy, come-- -What is all these?
[in Pidgin] Mama, you are restricting the flow of air.
[in Pidgin] I cannot talk while you hold me that way.
[in Yoruba] Which unfortunate fellow is calling me at this time?
[Man1 in Yoruba] Calm down.
-Hello. -[in Pidgin] Hey, bro, what's up?
[in Pidgin] What's happening?
[in Yoruba] Come, [in Pidgin] I hope you are calling me for the 70k you owe me.
[Collins in Pidgin] Guy money is not everything.
[in Pidgin] Guy, calm down. I will pay you.
[in Pidgin] Are you messing with me?
[in Pidgin] This call is not about my 70k.
[in Pidgin] I will add 5k to it, relax.
[in Pidgin] Please,
[in Pidgin] I have something to ask you.
Eh? [in Yoruba] What is it?
[in Pidgin] Please, what is Buta's house address?
[in Yoruba] I think you all are crazy people.
-[in Yoruba] I am listening. -[in Pidgin] Please just tell me.
[in Pidgin] Leave the money for now
[in Pidgin] I can't lie to you, I will give you Nkechi for two weeks.
[in Yoruba] Are you sure?
[in Pidgin] You will take that your girlfriend, Chinyere to a good restaurant.
[in Yoruba] Are you sure?
[in Yoruba] Are you sure? Don't mess with me.
[in Pidgin] Two weeks, I am telling you. Two weeks.
[in Yoruba] Be careful, don't injure me. Use your head.
[in Pidgin] Bro!
[in Yoruba] Well done. I have it.
[in Pidgin] It's No. 17 Ajegunle
17 Ajegunle.
[in Yoruba] There is no problem
[in Yoruba] It's like you are all crazy did you not see a call come through?
[indistinct chatter]
[in Pidgin] Don't touch the money.
[in Pidgin] Don't touch it o.
-[in Pidgin] Guy, don't say that. -You can't tell me that.
-[in Pidgin] I told you-- -You are putting me in trouble bro.
-[in Pidgin] How did I get you in trouble? -You are putting me in trouble bro.
[in Pidgin] Why would you tell him your name?
Hey!
Hey! Stop. Stop.
Stop, stop!
Stop there. [in Pidgin] Are you crazy?
[in Pidgin] Are you mad? Shut up.
-[in Pidgin] Are you mad? -They want to kill me.
-Sorry. -[in Pidgin] Do you want to bite me?
-No. -[in Pidgin] You want to bite my hand?
-No. -[in Pidgin] Are you crazy?
I am sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Please, please.
Please.
-Can you imagine? -We are from the same country.
We all live in Nigeria.
Eh? [in Pidgin] You said?
[in Pidgin] You and who lives in this country?
Yes. we are all Nigerians.
[in Pidgin] Don't allow me slap you. Who is a Nigerian?
[in Pidgin] We hustle while you enjoy and you say you're a Nigerian.
-[in Pidgin] Who is the Nigerian? -No, no, no.
That is not entirely true.
I care so much about my constituency.
[in Pidgin] Consi-- This guy does not know me.
[in Pidgin] You don't know me.
It's okay. It okay.
Do you have children?
Oh, yes.
Yes. Josiah.
Josiah Otunta. My son.
He means the world to me.
Okay.
Has he finished school?
Oh, yes.
Oh, you need to see him.
Very brilliant young man.
He--
He studied at the prestigious Oxford University…
-How wonderful. -…in the UK.
In London to be precise.
He finished his four years.
And I can tell you now…
-Now he's the-- -Stay there.
-[in Pidgin] Are you crazy? -I am sorry.
Now, he is a proud owner.
He owns his own business now.
Oh yes. My son runs his own business right now.
Yes.
-Yes. -Okay.
Please. Please, think about that.
And you say we are in the same country?
-Yes. -I went to university…
for seven years.
Eagle, have conscience.
-Seven years… for a four year course. -No work. Seven years!
[in Pidgin] He doesn't-- [in Pidgin] Tell him. He doesn't have a job.
I finally got a job…
I have a job.
I finally got a job…
as…
an ordinary dispatch rider.
[in pidgin] Is that a job?
Dispatch rider.
The day I resumed,
-I am sorry. -The government shutdown that
entire industry.
Shutdown an entire business.
And you say we are in the same country, Otunta.
-But-- But we all carry green passport. -Ah!
[Buta sucks teeth]
He's even making jokes.
-I am not making jokes. -[indistinct]
I am not making jokes please.
[in Pidgin] Do you think we have… Do you have a passport?
[in Pidgin] No, I don't.
-I am sorry. -[in Pidgin] Do you have?
[in Pidgin] Which stupid passport?, The only passport I have is the one
is the one I snapped back then in secondary school. 5 by 6.
-[in Pidgin] You are saying-- -See, see…
-Um… Eagle, please -Please, don't kill me please.
don't make me--
[in Pidgin] Please, please. All this-- Stand up. [in Yoruba] Stand up.
[in Pidgin] I will slap you. Are you crazy?
[in Pidgin] Oh, you want to run. You want to do prison break.
[laughs]
-[in Yoruba] Look at his head. -Please, I am tired.
-[in Pidgin] You are what? -Help me please.
[in Pidgin] You are the cause of this nonsense, you keep helping him up.
[in Pidgin] Now, move.
[in Pidgin] Bring it.
Mr Excellency, please don't try this again.
[in Pidgin] Go
This way.
-[in Yoruba] I will hit you from behind. -This way.
[screams]
[inaudible]
[in Yoruba] Run!
I don't…
Chinedu, calm down, calm down.
Just calm down.
See… in every dark situation,
[in Pidgin] there is always light at the end of the tunnel.
[in Pidgin] Even the Bible says so.
-So, calm down. -[in Pidgin] What nonsense light?
[in Pidgin] What kind of low current light is in this present situation?
Thank you.
Chinedu,
[in Pidgin] we have the governor in our hands.
Do you know what it means to have the governor in our hands?
Chinedu, we are the ones with the governor.
[in Pidgin] which means we can ask for anything we want.
-No, no, no. -[in Pidgin] and he will give us.
[in Pidgin] I just knew your brain will bring up a bad suggestion.
[in Pidgin] What is all this? I don't want to have this conversation with you.
[in Pidgin] What is your problem?
[in Pidgin] Wait, when you hear of generational wealth
[in Pidgin] where do you think it comes from?
Eh?
[in Pidgin] Generational wealth starts from one person.
[in Pidgin] A courageous person that will damn consequences
And that is it.
Bro…
[sucks teeth] Please avoid me.
[in Pidgin] I should avoid you?
Chinedu.
[in Pidgin] All these people don't care about us.
-[in Pidgin] Bro, you get me into trouble. -[in Pidgin] They don't care about us.
[in Pidgin] The government doesn't care about no one.
Listen to me Chinedu,
[in Pidgin] The government does not care about anyone.
[in Pidgin] This is the right time to make this money.
[in Pidgin] It's God's doing.
[in Pidgin] Do you know how many people hustle just to look for
[in Pidgin] money yet don't get?
[in Pidgin] I won't lead you into trouble.
[in Pidgin] This is the right time to make money now that the opportunity is here.
[in Pidgin] Let's make this money before you get arrested.
Huh?
[in Pidgin] What is huh?
[in Pidgin] Did I mention my name. Weren't you the one that mentioned yours?
You are the only one getting arrested.
Okay…
Buta, Buta this thing is not funny.
It is not funny.
I may be spending my whole life time in jail.
Don't.
[in Pidgin] I know that is your problem, but let me tell you, don't worry.
Bro…
I got you.
[in Yoruba] I swear to God.
[in Pidgin] You know I can't leave you in this situation.
[in Pidgin] I have a plan.
[in Pidgin] I already have a plan as to how everything will work.
in Pidgin] I need you to do is listen to me and let's work together, that's all.
Trust me, bro.
[in Pidgin] I will just make a run for it.
-Make run? -[in Igbo] I will find my way.
[in Pidgin] Make run? Okay, run.
Temple run.
Run. Run.
[in Pidgin] Where do you want to run to?
[in Pidgin] Let me show you how the street works.
[in Pidgin] This soft lifestyle won't help.
[in Pidgin] It won't work. Except you want to stay in poverty forever.
3.4 Million.
[in Pidgin] Bro, turn back let me show you how the street works.
Turn back.
-[Tolani] Chinedu Ani. -[sound]
[Tolani in Pidgin] How will I track this guy down?
Tolani, think. [in Yoruba] Tolani, use your head.
I have an idea.
Tell me.
What's the idea?
I am coming.
My sweet banana.
I thought you have forgotten about me.
What is this I hear about you being a kidnapper?
Why haven't you come to kidnap me, my love?
It is just politics officer Bolu. I need a favour.
Anything for you baby. Anything, just say it.
Erm… I need you to help me find a
Chinedu Michael Ani.
Okay. That should be simple enough.
He hasn't paid tax.
He must be a jobless man.
So that cancels out the whole monas database.
Let me check the electricity bill.
Nothing.
Found it.
He applied for a small business loan and was rejected.
The address is number 17, Ajegunle street.
17, Ajegunle street.
Yes. Thank you so much darling. Thank you so much.
So when am I seeing--
[in Yoruba] This is a dead guy.
Hello. Sweet banana.
[laughter]
So…
48 hours has passed, right?
[all] Yes, sir.
[laughs]
It is time to hunt [in Yoruba] the spoilt kid.
Boys…
fall out.
[car door closes]
[in Pidgin] All this frowning you are doing. When money comes in,
[in Pidgin] your mood will change.
[in Pidgin] I am the one telling you. I have told you to calm down.
[in Pidgin] Is this is my first time of dealing with this?
[in Pidgin] Nothing will go wrong.
Open the boot.
[in Pidgin] Why are you… Why are you acting slow
[in Pidgin] Don't you know you should have opened the boot?
[in Pidgin] You are coming here.
Hello.
[in Pidgin] Hello, hello. Don't misbehave.
[in Pidgin] Do you hear me?
[in slang] Don't misbehave.
-[Governor] Please. -Come down.
Come down with
-this stupid clothes you're wearing. -Easy now!
-[in Pidgin] Why is he falling? -Easy.
[in Pidgin] Go away.
-[in Pidgin] Go away. I'll slap your head -Easy.
[in Pidgin] Sit down there. Are you mad? Where are you going?
[in Pidgin] Sit down! Are you mad?
[in Pidgin] Is something wrong with you?
[in Pidgin] Do we look like we are joking here?
You still want to go on with this? There is still time to be forgiven.
Forgiven?
[laughs] [in Yoruba] can you hear him. Sorry.
Deacon, Pastor Governor, forgiving.
[in Yoruba] Are we going to eat forgiving? We asked you to give us money you said…
[in Yoruba] I will slap your head. Hello…
[in Pidgin] I am coming. Watch over him. I want to check if the coast is clear.
[in Yoruba] Do you understand? Don't dull.
[Buta] Yeah.
You still want to go on with this?
Is this what you want?
Eh?
I can see… I can see your… your heart is not into this.
Ehn?
Just ask.
What do you want? What is your problem?
What is the problem?
Sir, to be honest with you…
we just bumped in to you.
Just like stumbled upon you.
We are not criminals.
You think I don't know.
You think I don't know that. I can see it in your face, you are not a criminal.
I can see it in your face.
You are not a criminal. Tell me…
What do you want? What is your problem? Let the Eagle help you out.
Let Eagle help you.
I am a graduate. I am a graduate. I am meant for better things.
You know… fresh things.
That is the spirit.
That's the spirit. A good one.
See… I can give you immunity as a governor.
I can give you immunity.
I promise you.
I promise you. This is just-- this is just a mere mix up.
Sir, it's my father.
That's why I am here.
Since we were children, we have been begging this man… to stop drinking.
Stop drinking. Stop drinking.
[in Igbo] He wants to kill himself with drinking.
He wants to kill himself with drinking.
And now, he has liver problems. You know…
And as the first son--
I don't know if I signed a contract in heaven saying that if I come to earth,
anything that happens in the family it has to be me, the first son.
I did not ask to come first. Now, I have to pay the bill. [tuts]
Sorry. It an extended family thing.
-Sorry. Sorry about you father. -Yeah.
These liver change and lungs, it's a thing now.
It's a thing.
Do you know that a member of my cabinet got
new lungs from
India. Tell me, how much exactly do you need?
-Sir? -How much do you need in total?
Ah…
Sir, it's just um…
Three million.
-Three million? -Yeah.
-That's all? -Hm.
The Eagle will sweep in and help you out.
-Sir? -Yes.
Ah!
You see…
See, this um…
This… This… This your accomplice
he seems to have come from…
a rougher stock.
He's not like you. He's not refined.
Buta.
[in Yoruba] A mad person.
That one is a mad man oh.
He is a mad man. Like…
I don't even know how we became friends. I don't even know…
I don't even know how he infiltrated my life to be honest.
Buta.
Well…
Well, he seems to be interested in having my head.
But I tell you,
if you can help me,
save me from him
And I promise you that…
You and your family…
will never lack again.
Give me an opportunity to escape.
And I will owe you forever.
[Buta] Eh!
Eh! Eh!
[in Pidgin] What is… What is…
[in Pidgin] Hey, leave here.
[in Pidgin] Are you crazy?
[in Pidgin] Are you mad? Are you talking?
-[in Pidgin] Are you crazy? -Please, please.
Shut up! Shut up! [in Pidgin] Are you mad?
[in Pidgin] I will blow off your head.
-[in Pidgin] Are you crazy? -I will shut up.
[in Pidgin] I asked you to watch him, you are collecting
-his Instagram handle. -I will shut up.
[in Pidgin] You are trying to be friends.
I will shut up. I will shut up. I will shut up.
[inaudible]
[in Pidgin] Don't worry. Just messing around. Can't you see it's working?
[in Pidgin] If you dare… take one more step.
Oya!
-[in Pidgin] Move back as I am watching. -Oga
[in Pidgin] Sir, I am a police officer, please.
[in Pidgin] I am a police officer.
[in Pidgin] What sort of police are you?
[in Pidgin] Police that wears designer clothes?
[in Pidgin] Louis Vuitton or what is it called?
[in Pidgin] Eh? What are you looking for in my compound?
[in Pidgin] Please, please just--
[in Pidgin] What are you looking for? Do you think I don't know how to use this?
[in Pidgin] Do you think I am joking? See… [cocks gun]
[in Pidgin] I went to the gulf war. I killed many people.
Put down the gun.
Down. Idiot.
-Move. -I am moving… I am moving.
-[Tolani] Enter! -Chinedu.
[in Pidgin] Did you say Chinedu is owing you money or what happened?
Actually… he's--
I will explain to him. [in Yoruba] Are you crazy?
If you touch it again I will shoot you.
Listen! Chinedu has committed an offence against the machinery of the state.
And we are going to catch up with him.
-We will ruin him. Now move! Move! -Move.
-[in Pidgin] Isn't it Chinedu-- -Move it you puff puff.
-Chinedu! -[Juliet] [indistinct]
[Landlord sucks teeth] Oh God.
[Juliet] See him like puff puff. Move it.
[in Pidgin] He won't pay his rent yet he brings problem.
You know how to point a gun, right?
[in Pidgin] You said you are police officers. Why are you acting like thieves?
[in Pidgin] Sir, move!
-[Landlord] Chinedu! -[Juliet] With your big trouser.
[Juliet] Nonsense.
What exactly do you want?
What do you want?
-What do we what? Very good. -Yes.
[in Pidgin] Are you listening?
We want our own share of the national cake.
[in Pidgin] Do you want to eat it all by yourself?
[in Pidgin] Aren't you tired? Are you not satisfied?
No, no, no. Okay, how much do you want?
-Eh? -Yes. How much do you want?
150.
150 million.
What?
-150 million Naira? -Yeah.
How about…
I name one library in a big stadium after your names?
We put it there… Big.
Your names.
Governor…
[in Yoruba] Hope you have not gone mad?
You don't like it?
-[in Yoruba] Are you mad? -[Governor] You don't--
[in Pidgin] Do we look like Teslim Balogun to you?
[Governor] You don't like it?
-[in Pidgin] What is with the stadium? -I am sorry.
-Sorry. -[in Pidgin] He thinks we are joking?
Are you crazy? [in Pidgin] Are you mad?
Sorry. Sorry. Please… [stutters]
The economy is hard.
Ah.
[in Pidgin] This guy… This guy is a comedian.
Please.
-Please. Ah! -[in Pidgin] No problem.
[in Pidgin] Guy, I am tired of all this. Let's finish him.
[in pidgin] Let's finish him off.
-Please, please, please. -Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[in Pidgin] God knows I have tried.
[in Pidgin] Hope you are listening? me. God knows I have tried.
-Yes. Yes. -Fuck you.
-[in Pidgin] Are you listening to me? -Sorry.
-[in Pidgin] Are you listening? -Sorry.
-[in Pidgin] You know what? -[in Pidgin] Please.
[cocks gun] [in Yoruba] You haven't seen madness.
[sound]
Now, you will see crazy.
-[gun clicks] -[Chinedu screams]
[Tolani] You are hiding them, right?
[in Pidgin] Hide? No. He owes me two years rent.
[Juliet] You are hiding them. Nonsense.
[Man] Put your guns down.
He is the one.
-Who? -That's him.
-Who? -The Black Shadow.
How are you doing officer?
What are you doing here?
The son of the governor of Dakawa state needs his father killed.
I am here to render service and get paid.
Come back here.
We are going to take you in for the murder of those girls.
Who knows Chinedu?
Chinedu…
Which Chinedu. They said you should go down.
-Go down. -[landlord] Go down.
-Shut up. -Ouch.
Go down now.
Go down.
You actually don't need to shout.
[gun shots]
[in Pidgin] Leave there, let me…
[in Pidgin] I said he is not dead. Step aside.
-This guy. -Governor.
This guy.
Governor.
What does this man want again?
-[breathes heavily] -[phone vibrates]
[whispers in Pidgin] It's the governor's phone.
Don't tell me the phone has been on all this time.
[in Pidgin] I just switched it on when we got in here.
[clears throat]
Hello.
[in Pidgin] Who is this?
What do you mean? Who are you?
[in Pidgin] I am the…
I am the kidnapper.
Listen…
Whoever you are, you are not the kidnappers I hired. Alright?
And why are you even calling me on this line? Who are you?
We are the…
We are the different kidnapper.
So wait, you are not the Saints, are you?
No.
We are not the Saint. We are…
-[whispers] -What? We are satan.
[whispers] Dragon.
Dragon? [in Yoruba] How?
Dra… Dragon.
-Devil. -Pick one.
-Devil? -Devil.
We are the Devil.
[in Pidgin] We are the ones who hijacked the governor from the other kidnappers.
But right now, the governor is with us.
I will kill him.
Do you understand?
If you don't confirm because we are James Bond.
Aright.
Devils, What do you want?
Ah, it's money.
We want…
50 million Naira.
Okay, that can be handled.
As long as you can just show me evidence that you have terminated the package
and I will come where ever you are
and I will transfer the money to you ASAP.
[in Pidgin] What does terminated mean?
Dead.
-[in Pidgin] Okay, should we kill him? -No.
[in Pidgin] We will prove to him that he's dead.
Tell him yes. Tell him yeah.
Yes, we will send it now.
-The "terminated" -[whisper] Proof.
[in Pidgin] What do you want to do?
[in Pidgin] Are you sure we are not being tracked?
Okay.
Tell him…Tell him to check his iMessage.
Hello.
Check your iMessage.
[tuts]
Yes… [laughs]
Listen, um…
Devils, right?
Just send me the location and I will be there now.
Hello, we will send you the address.
-[whisper] With another phone. -With another phone.
[in Pidgin] Because, we are turning this off.
And make sure you come alone because if you come with the police,
I swear to God, we will kill the police, we will kill everyone.
We have killed so many people. This is not our first time, that will kidnap--
Shut up. [whispers in Pidgin] These are the…
-Bye bye. -[in Pidgin] These are the killers.
-Shut up.
[sniffs]
[Josiah] Where are you?
And how did you manage to lose the package.
We didn't lose it.
It was stolen.
It was stolen, right?
Well that's your business.
The people with the governor have called and I am on my way to give them the pay.
You will do no such thing.
My mom was killed on this fucking mission.
And you must compensate me.
Aww… your mother has died. Listen, that is your mother's business, okay.
No work, no pay.
The only thing I can do for you now is I can send you the location
and maybe you can handle these little rats that have called me.
And then maybe you can get something.
I don't want to have any conclusions.
Send me the address, I will be there.
Aright.
Yes.
[in Pidgin] Ah. Nawa oh
[in Pidgin] That money will change my life.
[in Pidgin] It will go a long way in my life.
-Governor? -[coughs]
-[exclaims] -Chinedu. Governor.
Ah! Chinedu.
-[in Pidgin] I told you. -Sorry sir.
[in Pidgin] I told you he was going to wake up.
Eagle.
-[Buta] Governor. -[coughs]
Governor.
This can not be Heaven.
Am I in Heaven?
Ah! Governor…
you are not in Heaven.
[in Pidgin] As it is, you are in hell fire. You are in hell fire right now.
[in Pidgin] There is a bounty of 50 million for your death.
[in Pidgin] Even my pastor, pastor Shekemi.
He will break bottles to get that money.
-Ah! -50 million.
-50 million? -[in Yoruba] I swear.
Otunta… you've been a very bad boy.
It's true. it's true. Your son…
Your son… put 50 million on you and he is coming here now to confirm…
if you are really dead before he can transfer the money into our account.
-[Chinedu] That's true. -My son?
-Yes. -My Josiah?
-Yes. -That cannot be.
[exclaims] Sir, it's already been.
In fact, it's done.
[in Pidgin] It is done. It is done.
[in Pidgin] We are not joking.
[in Pidgin] There's a 50 million bid for you as we speak.
Okay. Okay.
I am the sitting governor.
Mm…
-of Dakawa state. -Eh-eh.
If he can offer you 50 million, I will double it.
-Ah-ah. -100 million.
Save me.
Save me. You are not criminals.
[in pidgin] Governor, hope you are not bluffing?
-[eerie music] -Ah!
[in Pidgin] Hope it's real. He could not pay 150 before and he wants to pay 100.
Shit.
The guy is here.
-He's here? -He is here.
Is that my son? Is that my son?
Please, please, hide me.
Hide… My son is a killer. Please.
-Please, he will kill me. -[Chinedu in Pidgin] What should we do?
Please, do not let him kill me.
Please. Please.
Please.
-I have an idea. -No, no… Um… Buta,
-Calm down. calm down. -I don't want to listen to you.
[in Pidgin] This will work. It will work.
[in Pidgin] I am tired of you. It was your idea that put us in this position.
Don't worry. [in Pidgin] Chemistry gave it to me. It will work
Please, help me.
-Help me, please. -Governor…
Don't worry. Take, swallow it.
Eh, go away.
-Swallow it. -Governor.
[in Pidgin] Please, you need to sign a document before you take these drugs.
[in Pidgin] Sign what? Guy, leave here.
-[Chinedu] No, no, no. -[in Pidgin] Governor, swallow it.
[in Pidgin] Sir, You will get yourself killed.
-[in Pidgin] He is a drug dealer. -[in Pidgin] Hey, I will kill you.
[in Pidgin] You know I don't have time for this rubbish.
[in Pidgin] Swallow it.
[in Pidgin] He chewed it like he has had it before.
[indistinct]
[Buta in Pidgin] I told you it will work. Let's put him down.
[in Pidgin] Close his eyes. Close his eyes.
[Buta in Pidgin] Close his eyes!
[Josiah laughs] So this guy is really dead.
-This guy is really dead? -[Buta in pidgin] Guy, he is dead.
The eagle.
He is dead. He is dead. It is our work.
He is dead.
[in Pidgin] So, what's up?
[in Pidgin] There is no time.
-See… -Ah!
-You guys are the devils, right? -Yes, we are the devils.
See… you guys are really good at the job.
-[Buta] We know. -Take, take… fist bump.
-Yeah, we know. -Fist bump.
[in Pidgin] Bro, what's up now? What's up?
[laughing]
[Buta in Pidgin] What's up now?
Oh… um, you are expecting a payment?
[in Pidgin] Of course, because there is no time.
[in Pidgin] You know how it is.
Zero, seven
-zero seven one -Buta, my account not yours?
[Josiah] Yes…
zero, seven, one [in Pidgin] I will settle you.
-Yes? -Three, three
four, five
four, six, six, seven
four, six, seven?
Yes. Kuda bank.
[sighs] You should receive an alert in five to ten minutes.
[in Pidgin] I haven't received it yet. What is…
[message tone]
Chinedu.
Chinedu!
[screams]
[in Pidgin] We are rich.
Chinedu!
-Bro… -Shh.
Count the zeros. Count the zeros.
[indistinct]
Wait, you know what else?
-In another five, ten minutes, -Yeah,
The bank will do a reversal of the transfer.
[in Pidgin] No problem.
-Eh? -[Josiah] Yeah.
-It was nice knowing you two idi-- -[gunshot]
-[scream] -[thud]
That's for my mother.
[Ogogoro] Hey, hey.
[in Pidgin] Who is shooting in there?
[in Pidgin] Boys, go in.
[Buta in Pidgin] Bro, please, please. Please bro, please.
[in Pidgin] Bro, please, please.
-[in Pidgin] Bro, please, please. -Sir, please.
So…
[in Pidgin] Who shot my meal ticket? Eh?
[in Pidgin] Sir, it wasn't us.
[in Pidgin] Are you telling me my investment is dead?
[in Pidgin] No sir. I swear, it wasn't us.
it's one bros.
[in Pidgin] So now that the whole family is dead now,
[in Pidgin] who will pay my balance?
These two here are mine.
[in Pidgin] The guy is John Wick the second.
[in Pidgin] You can keep them I don't know them from Adam.
-Eh? Sir. -[Ogogoro] Boys….
-[in Pidgin] Sir, have you forgotten me? -move out.
[in Pidgin] We attend the same church.
Bros!
Brother Matthew. [in Pidgin] Bro, have you forgotten me?
[in Pidgin] We attend the same church.
[in Pidgin] You attend my church.
[exclaims]
[Chinedu] Sir, please.
Sir, please. Sir please don't shoot him.
He's my friend.
It's because of me we are in this. Please sir, don't shoot him.
Just shoot me, sir please.
-Sir please, please, please. -[in Pidgin] Bro, I--
[gunshot]
Ah… Buta.
-[in Yoruba] Mad man, wake up. -[in Yoruba] Ouch! Ouch!
[in Pidgin] Guy, your hand hurts.
[in Pidgin] You didn't die?
You both are under arrest for the kidnap and murder of governor Otunta.
Ma?
Ah, ma please let me explain. [in pidgin] He's not dead.
He's not dead. He is awake oh.
Governor! Governor! Governor! I gave him drugs
[in pidgin] That is what put him to sleep. He's not dead.
[in Yoruba] Sir, please wake up.
Shut up.
What drug is that?
[in Yoruba] It's a drug. I take it well, you will see. He will wake up.
Governor. Ah!
Sir, wake up.
-[Chinedu in Pidgin] Another trouble. -Sir.
[in Yoruba] Look, wake up already.
[in Yoruba] Get up! You see?
Governor. [in Yoruba] Shake your body, let her see you.
Governor Otunta has been imprisoned for human for human rights abuses.
And after being implicated in a scam, to funnel state resources to a Lebanese firm.
-[Woman in Igbo] In the name of Jesus. -[all ] Amen.
-[Woman in Igbo] In the name of Jesus. -[all] Amen.
[woman in Igbo] Our maker, we thank you for today
[woman in Igbo] Chinedu our son is getting married
[in Igbo] We say thank you Lord.
[in Igbo] Bless them with children.
Give them everything they need.
[woman in Yoruba] Your marriage will be filled with honey and joy.
[all] Amen.
[woman in Yoruba] As sweet as Buttermint tastes,
so shall your happiness be.
[prayers in Yoruba]
[in Yoruba] The wicked will have nothing on you.
-[all] Amen. -[in Yoruba] In the name of Jesus Christ,
[in Yoruba] you will not be put to shame
[in Pidgin] That is a snake.
[in Pidgin] Anybody there?
[soft music]
Chinedu!
Buta!
Officer Tolani!
Officer Juliet!
[Officer 1 in Pidgin] We caught two thieves, right?
[Officer 2 Pidgin] Yes, there were two of them.
[Officer 1 in Pidgin] Two criminals. Where is our reward?
-[in pidgin] Just look--. -[in Pidgin] Where is our reward?
[in Pidgin] Just look at how she's smiling because of an ordinary award.
[in Pidgin] This office. I have told you--
[in Pidgin] I have told you… let's join Navy or the Army.
[officer 1 in Pidgin] You said you want to be a police officer.
[officer 2 in Pidgin] Anyway, let's see what happens.
[officer 2 in Pidgin] You like it, right?
It makes sense.
Subtitle translation by: Ayomide Otegbayo