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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎靠，我上班要遲到了！

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‎該死的，黛安，妳已經在上班了

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‎對喔

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‎我在嘗試新招

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‎喝到茫的時候不回家睡

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‎直接睡在店裡就不會遲到了

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‎這叫做有責任心喔，蒂娜

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‎沒事

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‎言歸正傳，妳怎麼這麼早上班？

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‎我要為山寨版IG做準備

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‎我的副業是為活動做頭髮和化妝

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‎副業？

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‎妳幹嘛會想要更多工作？

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‎我的格言永遠都是
‎“工作摸魚、盡情狂歡”

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‎妳知道我這個年紀的人
‎通常會打幾份工作吧？

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‎我今晚要到菲爾德博物館的
‎牛肉節工作

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‎爽耶，牛肉節

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‎牛肉節簡直是年度盛事！

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‎紐約有年度慈善晚宴
‎洛杉磯有奧斯卡金像獎

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‎芝加哥就有牛肉節

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‎牛肉節是歡慶並榮耀風城的美好

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‎我知道，我才剛跟妳說完

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‎蒂娜，妳一定要帶我去
‎要我做任何事都可以

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‎不行，他們只付錢請一個化妝師

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‎我們可以用特洛伊木馬

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‎向保全人員丟一堆安全套

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‎然後偷偷爬進去

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‎黛安，不行，我也無能為力

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‎能至少到達後，跟我“臉訊”一下嗎？

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‎不行，我要工作

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‎或許下年吧

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‎先失陪了，我要去清潔我的PTA

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‎噢，不，甚麼PTA啊？

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‎腋窩、奶子、屁股

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‎這叫做衛生，蒂娜

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‎這個女人真神奇

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‎材質很重要

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‎我就知道，我整天都得站著

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‎-麥奇和丹尼爾！
‎-媽！

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‎兩表兄弟在聚呢！

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‎我和麥奇在談鞋墊

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‎內托

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‎我去做午餐

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‎寶貝，你怎麼來北區了？

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‎媽，妳先坐下

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‎我有一件重要的事情要告訴妳

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‎是，我死後，我的車就歸你了

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‎不，媽，我認識了一個人
‎我墜入愛河了

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‎麥奇，又是那些
‎聊天室的烏克蘭女生嗎？

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‎你是不是又送點數卡給人家了？

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‎媽，我和“@性感尤物420”分手了

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‎這個女生叫蓋布瑞娜

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‎她在第一航廈的白襪加油烤肉店工作

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‎麥奇，她真美

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‎等等，那邊有賣4.99元的
‎熱狗午餐優惠

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‎對，媽

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‎每次我不用開口
‎她就主動幫我加辣椒

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‎好吧，這個姑娘娶得過

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‎媽，我知道

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‎明晚我要煮傳統的墨西哥菜，“摸奶”

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‎給她和她的父母吃

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‎那應該是唸“莫萊”

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‎你知道嗎？還是算了，我要去上班

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‎我想讓她爸媽刮目相看

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‎她媽非常難服侍

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‎妳能一起去的話，對我來說意義深重

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‎我絕對不會錯過

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‎若有任何需要，儘管告訴我

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‎媽，謝謝

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‎我想問妳借一些煮食用具

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‎還有盤子和銀器？

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‎噢，妳有燈泡嗎？

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‎羽衣甘藍聖杯好了…薩爾？

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‎-我是薩爾
‎-噢，等等，我也叫薩爾

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‎男薩爾還是女薩爾？

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‎丹尼爾，性別只是一種社會觀念

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‎在法律上你不能問這種問題喔

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‎男的

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‎嗨，乖兒子

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‎-媽
‎-有人看起很專業呢

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‎不過要站直一點
‎你跟你爸一樣背脊不太好

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‎你要做伸展運動

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‎你們專程來叫我站直嗎？

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‎不，我們帶晚禮服過來
‎給你參加今晚的牛肉節

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‎媽，那裡只會有一堆
‎愛評頭論足的白鴿眼

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‎問我的人生去向，不了，謝謝

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‎那些愛評頭論足的白鴿眼

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‎安排了我的會計事務所負責點算結果

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‎我們亦以此為榮

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‎幹嘛不帶黛安阿姨去？

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‎-可以啊，一定很好玩
‎-你們是不是瘋了？

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‎《北岸雜誌》的攝影師會到場拍攝

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‎我不想又出現一張她露奶的家庭照

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‎這對我們一家很重要，你一定要去

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‎好，但我絕對不會穿腹帶

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‎紅菜頭粉是甚麼鬼？

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‎我們該趕快閃人？

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‎（博羅）

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‎阿祖，我不得不說，馬尾辮超好看的

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‎謝謝

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‎我等了三年才有這麼長

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‎但我前妻一直都喜歡長頭髮的男人

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‎我今晚就把她贏回來

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‎黛安，雖然有點唐突

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‎但我剛剛跟牛肉節的人聊過

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‎我今晚會需要多一個人幫手

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‎-妳還要來嗎？
‎-媽的，我去不了！

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‎我剛才約好要去麥奇那裡

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‎真可惜，他們更換了閉幕演出的成員

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‎現在會由一堆前芝加哥小熊隊成員

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‎像以前那樣載歌載舞

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‎等等，妳是說1985年的芝加哥小熊隊

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‎要在牛肉節表演《超級盃洗牌》？

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‎蒂娜，我要去！

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‎妳是不是把我的馬尾辮剪了？

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‎是的

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‎我在你的積點卡上多蓋幾個印吧

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‎孩子，不用擔心，你今晚肯定會嗨爆

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‎小熊隊要跳最後一次《洗牌》

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‎簡直就像披頭四樂團重聚

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‎並贏下天殺的超級盃一樣！

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‎麥可喬丹古龍水

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‎只會用在特殊場合

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‎但麥奇的晚餐怎麼辦？

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‎我當然不會錯過

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‎這招叫做“跑趴”，流程是這樣的

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‎首先，我們準時到達牛肉節

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‎然後走上地毯

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‎三大報章拍幾張照

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‎《論壇報》
‎《太陽報》、《波蘭日報》

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‎我喝幾杯香檳、吃幾隻龍蝦

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‎跳跳舞、口口交

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‎再吃幾隻龍蝦

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‎我們坐好之後好戲上場

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‎頒獎…

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‎接著就是《洗牌》時間！

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‎之後我就馬上離開到麥奇家
‎見他的新女友

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‎丹尼爾，看到了嗎？
‎我都已經安排好了

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‎-我們已經晚了20分鐘
‎-靠，你幹嘛讓我一直說下去？

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‎（牛肉節）

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‎這是我雙眼見過最美麗的景觀

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‎地毯用黃色，因為我們都討厭蕃茄醬

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‎WGN天氣先生
‎湯姆斯基林，你在吃哪家的？

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‎波提洛！

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‎史考提皮朋，你在吃哪家的？

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‎艾爾牛肉店，雙面沾汁

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‎是麥可喬丹來了嗎？

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‎黛安，黛…安！

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‎一個一個來！

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‎黛安，我不是請妳來裝明星的

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‎我要妳負擔處理玫瑰痤瘡

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‎阿蒂，等等

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‎我要給這些記者
‎拍一些他們期待已久的紅肉

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‎女士，拜託，史蒂夫威爾科斯來了

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‎走開啦！

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‎（第37屆牛肉節）

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‎馬克，能夠負責保管黃金牛肉箱
‎真是一種榮幸

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‎唯一知道芝加哥年度人物得主的

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‎就是這個小傢伙

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‎我像在《一擲千金》的節目上一樣

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‎馬克，你真幽默

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‎真是奇怪又迷人的家庭

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‎噢，真美好

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‎丹尼爾，把腹帶拉起來

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‎有人看到攝影師在哪裡嗎？

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‎我想拍下這個完美的一刻

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‎喂，小屁屁，先別把迷你蛋卷收起

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‎黛安來了耶

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‎天啊

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‎邦，看看我們啦

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‎兩個來自南區的低下階層
‎能混上來還不錯吧？

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‎黛安！

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‎妳怎麼進來的？

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‎妳不是用“特洛伊木馬”那招進來吧？

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‎我告訴妳，我是作為貴賓進來的

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‎謝謝

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‎黛安，妳到哪裡去了？

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‎客人們吃肉吃到汗流浹背了
‎他們需要補粉！

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‎好吧，被抓包了，我是來工作的

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‎但也不代表我不能享樂吧

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‎確實不能

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‎失陪一下

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‎我要去後台與其他貴賓一起了

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‎我不懂妳在說甚麼

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‎我好餓啊，還有多久才可以吃？

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‎等等，你打算穿這套衣服？

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‎-怎麼了？這套是我最帥的衫褲了
‎-爸

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‎好吧…

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‎我不知道原來我們要去高級餐廳

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‎今晚有甚或菜式？

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‎這個美味多汁的傢伙

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‎我們要吃鼴鼠？

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‎麥奇，你不能給他們吃鼴鼠啊

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‎爸，你在幹嘛？

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‎天啊，他們來了，我沒有後備計劃！

197
00:09:17,168 --> 00:09:18,918
‎別擔心，我們會可以的

198
00:09:19,001 --> 00:09:20,834
‎我們點外送就好

199
00:09:22,584 --> 00:09:25,084
‎歡迎妳的朋友

200
00:09:25,168 --> 00:09:26,668
‎噢，你有練習過

201
00:09:26,751 --> 00:09:28,209
‎不夠好

202
00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:29,959
‎媽，拜託

203
00:09:30,043 --> 00:09:31,709
‎很高興再次見到你

204
00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:36,209
‎爸，她是蓋布瑞娜

205
00:09:36,293 --> 00:09:39,001
‎這兩位是她父母，馬吉爾和羅莎麗塔

206
00:09:39,084 --> 00:09:41,168
‎我是科特庫辛斯基，幸會

207
00:09:41,251 --> 00:09:43,709
‎馬吉爾戈曼，這位是我內人羅莎麗塔

208
00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:48,459
‎抱歉我們遲到了
‎我們找不到位置停車

209
00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:51,251
‎外面有一台

210
00:09:51,334 --> 00:09:55,626
‎那是我的車，抱歉囉
‎我剛才加班完過來，太趕了

211
00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:57,918
‎蓋布瑞娜說你在機場工作

212
00:09:58,001 --> 00:10:00,293
‎沒錯，中途國際機場

213
00:10:00,376 --> 00:10:01,668
‎我是運輸安全官

214
00:10:01,751 --> 00:10:02,751
‎馬吉爾也是

215
00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:05,668
‎他在全球最繁忙的歐海爾機場工作

216
00:10:06,251 --> 00:10:08,626
‎請進我

217
00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:11,418
‎他是叫我們“進他”嗎？

218
00:10:15,626 --> 00:10:18,001
‎媽，妳在哪裡？大家都到了

219
00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,376
‎可惡，沒關係

220
00:10:20,459 --> 00:10:22,584
‎我只會錯過晚餐前的閒聊

221
00:10:22,668 --> 00:10:24,209
‎科特能應付得來的

222
00:10:24,293 --> 00:10:26,543
‎忘了帶手機

223
00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,834
‎要回去拿

224
00:10:40,168 --> 00:10:42,376
‎哇靠，他們到了

225
00:10:42,459 --> 00:10:44,251
‎收到，小熊隊抵達

226
00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:46,168
‎喂，耳麥仔，趕快開始活動吧！

227
00:10:46,251 --> 00:10:48,626
‎我們在盡力了，但大家都不入座

228
00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:50,043
‎好，交給本小姐

229
00:10:50,126 --> 00:10:51,793
‎美女，化好了

230
00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:59,209
‎馬克，《北岸雜誌》在那裡
‎這是我們拍照的好機會！

231
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:02,084
‎噢，把牛肉箱放下吧

232
00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:06,834
‎我餓了一個禮拜
‎不是為了讓一個爛東西搶風頭的

233
00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,668
‎丹尼爾，拿著

234
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:09,918
‎我幫妳收走吧

235
00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:12,501
‎請大家坐好，活動快要開始了

236
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,293
‎現在不坐的人，通通給我滾！

237
00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:16,751
‎有人趕時間啊！

238
00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,459
‎今晚肯定會很漫長了

239
00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:22,709
‎我聽說他們要為心臟病
‎加插另一段悼念文

240
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:26,584
‎失陪一下，我要去廁所

241
00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:31,626
‎孩子，你也覺得很無聊嗎？

242
00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:32,876
‎嗨，我叫安迪

243
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,168
‎天啊，安迪里希特？

244
00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:36,584
‎我認識你

245
00:11:36,668 --> 00:11:39,959
‎能看到一個我認識的明星真好

246
00:11:40,043 --> 00:11:41,376
‎你怎麼會在這裡？

247
00:11:41,459 --> 00:11:44,668
‎他們今晚要為我頒發
‎第五個終生成就獎

248
00:11:44,751 --> 00:11:45,876
‎你是芝加哥人？

249
00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:47,876
‎約克維爾區，距離這裡一個小時路程

250
00:11:47,959 --> 00:11:50,793
‎但你知道這個城市
‎多愛拿他人來炫耀吧

251
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,459
‎恕我直言，我好討厭這些大賞節

252
00:11:53,543 --> 00:11:55,501
‎噢，這不是我的

253
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:56,959
‎我也不想來的

254
00:11:57,043 --> 00:12:01,459
‎要我撐過今晚，就一定要嗨著過了！

255
00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:04,168
‎要吃大麻布朗尼嗎？

256
00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:06,918
‎好啊

257
00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:11,168
‎那是十人的份量

258
00:12:13,001 --> 00:12:15,084
‎不如我們出去呼吸一些新鮮空氣吧

259
00:12:15,751 --> 00:12:18,751
‎是，場內部分人可能會有莫內的畫作

260
00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:22,834
‎但他們知道馬格列特
‎才是真正的革命家嗎？

261
00:12:22,918 --> 00:12:24,334
‎抱歉，你剛才問甚麼？

262
00:12:24,418 --> 00:12:26,584
‎我問你姓甚麼

263
00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:28,793
‎那個布朗尼開始發揮作用了

264
00:12:28,876 --> 00:12:30,918
‎里希特先生，請你跟我來後台

265
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,251
‎跟你聊天真高興

266
00:12:33,334 --> 00:12:35,376
‎祝你和你的藝術作品好運了

267
00:12:35,459 --> 00:12:37,376
‎噢，本大爺給你一個小建議

268
00:12:37,459 --> 00:12:39,251
‎古龍水不要噴太多

269
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:44,168
‎這個地方像迷宮一樣

270
00:12:49,793 --> 00:12:50,918
‎安迪？

271
00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:02,793
‎-我看起來如何？
‎-像很餓

272
00:13:02,876 --> 00:13:04,584
‎謝謝

273
00:13:06,084 --> 00:13:09,543
‎好，數三聲說“牛肉”，一、二…

274
00:13:09,626 --> 00:13:10,751
‎請大家注意！

275
00:13:10,834 --> 00:13:13,126
‎大家停下手邊的工作

276
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:16,543
‎坐下、手機關掉、拍照不要開閃光燈

277
00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:18,459
‎牛肉節現在開始！

278
00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:20,209
‎她在幹嘛？

279
00:13:20,293 --> 00:13:21,959
‎先生，我們準備好了！

280
00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:25,293
‎惠靈頓先生，請帶牛肉箱到後台

281
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:30,834
‎-邦妮，他馬的丹尼爾呢？
‎-他馬的，馬克，我怎麼知道！

282
00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:36,709
‎不

283
00:13:36,793 --> 00:13:37,626
‎（結束通話）

284
00:13:57,293 --> 00:13:58,626
‎丹尼爾

285
00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:00,126
‎丹尼爾

286
00:14:00,626 --> 00:14:01,918
‎丹尼爾

287
00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:07,751
‎有看這個週末的小熊隊比賽嗎？

288
00:14:07,834 --> 00:14:10,251
‎我比較喜歡看足球

289
00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:12,709
‎各種技巧、動作優雅，還敏捷靈活

290
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,043
‎球員還比較帥

291
00:14:14,126 --> 00:14:16,876
‎比較帥？妳有聽過迪克布特庫斯嗎？

292
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:19,001
‎-他帥死了
‎-拜託！

293
00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:21,418
‎我去廚房幫麥奇

294
00:14:22,584 --> 00:14:24,168
‎寶貝，一切妥當嗎？

295
00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:26,001
‎不，今晚簡直是噩夢

296
00:14:26,084 --> 00:14:27,209
‎我把晚餐搞砸了

297
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:30,168
‎牛肉節害外送一直還沒到

298
00:14:30,251 --> 00:14:31,626
‎而且妳媽又不喜歡我

299
00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:35,126
‎她沒有不喜歡你，她只是心情不好

300
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,418
‎還有我媽到底在哪裡？

301
00:14:39,001 --> 00:14:43,418
‎謝謝大家
‎頒發“最濃厚的芝加哥口音獎”給我

302
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:45,501
‎我想感謝我“山”位兒子

303
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:46,918
‎我的“山”位女兒

304
00:14:47,001 --> 00:14:48,834
‎還有“山”位前妻

305
00:14:48,918 --> 00:14:51,126
‎好，看來感言時間結束了

306
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,876
‎喂，不要一直把人趕下台

307
00:14:54,959 --> 00:14:57,584
‎-黛安，妳有見過丹尼爾嗎？
‎-沒有見過

308
00:14:57,668 --> 00:15:00,626
‎馬克，可以趕快頒發
‎芝加哥年度人物獎嗎？

309
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:03,376
‎我要小熊隊盡快開始表演
‎時間無多啊！

310
00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:04,834
‎牛肉箱在丹尼爾那裡

311
00:15:04,918 --> 00:15:07,251
‎得獎結果就在牛肉箱裡

312
00:15:07,334 --> 00:15:10,209
‎沒有牛肉箱，整個牛肉節就泡湯了

313
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,043
‎該死的！

314
00:15:12,126 --> 00:15:15,251
‎好，我會錯過麥奇的晚餐
‎但應該能趕回去吃甜點的

315
00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:17,418
‎好，我去找丹尼爾

316
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:19,209
‎你讓活動繼續進行

317
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,668
‎蒂娜，妳做得非常好

318
00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:23,459
‎妳知道妳不會收到薪水吧？

319
00:15:32,376 --> 00:15:33,376
‎黛安阿姨？

320
00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:35,084
‎你到底在哪？

321
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,084
‎我不知道

322
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,084
‎我超害怕，有點追星追過頭

323
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:39,626
‎我吃了一些大麻布朗尼

324
00:15:40,209 --> 00:15:42,334
‎靠，你見過安迪里希特，是不是？

325
00:15:42,418 --> 00:15:45,793
‎-他人超好的！
‎-好，形容一下你在哪裡

326
00:15:49,918 --> 00:15:51,959
‎-希望大家肚子餓吧
‎-謝天謝地

327
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:53,918
‎調味料終於解凍好了

328
00:15:55,626 --> 00:15:58,626
‎那應該是8點05分去聖路易斯的航班

329
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,459
‎經常會有飛機飛過嗎？

330
00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:03,459
‎我們住在人稱超級航線的正下方

331
00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:07,001
‎麥奇住在機場附近，方便上班

332
00:16:07,084 --> 00:16:09,876
‎不，這才是8點05分
‎往聖路易斯的航班

333
00:16:09,959 --> 00:16:12,543
‎怎麼有人能這樣子過活？

334
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:15,668
‎丹尼爾

335
00:16:16,751 --> 00:16:17,876
‎丹尼爾！

336
00:16:18,584 --> 00:16:19,668
‎媽的里希特

337
00:16:23,418 --> 00:16:24,293
‎等等

338
00:16:24,876 --> 00:16:26,751
‎麥可喬丹古龍水

339
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,668
‎嘿，丹尼爾，是我

340
00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:32,709
‎黛安阿姨！

341
00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:35,668
‎我發現時間是一個迴圈

342
00:16:35,751 --> 00:16:37,418
‎終有一天，我們會化為白骨

343
00:16:37,501 --> 00:16:40,959
‎將會由恐龍來觀賞我們白骨

344
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,918
‎你到底吃了多少布朗尼？

345
00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:44,043
‎全部

346
00:16:44,126 --> 00:16:46,668
‎首先，你真猛

347
00:16:46,751 --> 00:16:49,501
‎第二，留一點給老娘啊

348
00:16:49,584 --> 00:16:51,543
‎走啦，我們要回去了

349
00:16:51,626 --> 00:16:55,376
‎我不想去，我討厭牛肉節
‎我根本格格不入

350
00:16:55,459 --> 00:16:58,001
‎對，丹尼爾，你也不會想融入他們

351
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,918
‎融入他們不是重點

352
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:01,584
‎融入他人是很無聊的事情

353
00:17:01,668 --> 00:17:03,334
‎你不去史丹佛大學

354
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:06,084
‎不是為了坐在那隻死狗的大肚子裡面

355
00:17:06,168 --> 00:17:09,168
‎同一時間
‎芝加哥的狂歡派對就在旁邊

356
00:17:09,668 --> 00:17:11,293
‎丹尼爾，下來吧

357
00:17:11,376 --> 00:17:13,084
‎我們要拯救牛肉節

358
00:17:13,168 --> 00:17:15,334
‎之後我還要趕去麥奇的家

359
00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:22,168
‎蘇，謝謝你的保護

360
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:24,126
‎好吧，還是嗨到不行

361
00:17:26,168 --> 00:17:27,751
‎他們在哪裡？

362
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:29,668
‎我們為何會相信黛安能找到他？

363
00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:31,001
‎謝謝，芝加哥

364
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,668
‎這個終生成就獎

365
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:36,501
‎與其他四個終生成就獎
‎一起放在安全室裡肯定很好看

366
00:17:37,001 --> 00:17:39,834
‎大家都期待已久的一刻…

367
00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:41,918
‎為我們呈上黃金牛肉箱的

368
00:17:42,001 --> 00:17:45,543
‎是珍斯頓、沃特派士
‎與布殊會計事務所的

369
00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:46,459
‎馬克惠靈頓

370
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:47,459
‎叫你上台

371
00:17:52,209 --> 00:17:53,209
‎大家好

372
00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:55,293
‎馬克，牛肉箱呢？

373
00:17:58,084 --> 00:17:59,751
‎牛肉箱呢？

374
00:18:00,668 --> 00:18:02,834
‎-下台吧！
‎-爛透了！

375
00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:04,834
‎噓…下台吧！

376
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:10,459
‎馬克！

377
00:18:10,543 --> 00:18:12,709
‎我接住！

378
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,751
‎天啊，給我回來

379
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:31,293
‎本年的芝加哥年度人物是…

380
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,626
‎又一次，安迪里希特！

381
00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:35,626
‎認真呢？

382
00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:43,001
‎各位，我都已經離開芝加哥30多年了

383
00:18:44,168 --> 00:18:46,418
‎可惡，快點吧

384
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,209
‎叫小熊隊上場吧

385
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:56,001
‎小熊出動，芝加哥小熊隊

386
00:18:56,084 --> 00:19:00,001
‎每場比賽都邁向勝利

387
00:19:00,084 --> 00:19:03,668
‎小熊出動，芝加哥小熊隊

388
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:07,209
‎奮勇上場，無畏無懼

389
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:09,418
‎迪…迪卡，傳說中的教練

390
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:10,668
‎還有傳說中的小熊隊

391
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:12,918
‎傳說中的小熊隊與教練！

392
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:16,543
‎-美女，妳好嗎？
‎-教練，我是你的頭號粉絲

393
00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:18,876
‎你執教的每一場比賽我都有看

394
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:22,501
‎1992年，你輸給綠灣包裝工時
‎我還向你露奶了

395
00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:24,001
‎簡直那場比賽的亮點

396
00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:26,334
‎迪卡先生，不好意思，對不起

397
00:19:26,418 --> 00:19:29,168
‎我們還需要人在《洗牌》中
‎代替凱文巴特勒

398
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,918
‎媽的，踢球員永遠都信不過的

399
00:19:32,418 --> 00:19:34,459
‎露奶女，有興趣嗎？妳知道歌詞嗎？

400
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:38,084
‎知道歌詞？歌詞是老娘寫的！

401
00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:39,459
‎就由她頂上吧

402
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:42,168
‎1985小熊隊，上場

403
00:19:42,251 --> 00:19:44,168
‎爽啊，上場吧！

404
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,459
‎先來第三次幕間休息，30分鐘後上場

405
00:19:47,543 --> 00:19:50,251
‎第三次幕間休息？這是曲棍球嗎？

406
00:19:50,918 --> 00:19:52,376
‎媽，簡直是噩夢

407
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,376
‎我把晚餐搞砸了，他們準備離開

408
00:19:54,876 --> 00:19:56,793
‎洗牌…

409
00:19:56,876 --> 00:19:58,501
‎教練，我要走

410
00:19:58,584 --> 00:19:59,918
‎甚麼？妳認真？

411
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:02,084
‎這是千載難逢的機會

412
00:20:02,751 --> 00:20:04,001
‎教練，你說得對

413
00:20:04,084 --> 00:20:07,084
‎與小熊隊共舞確實是夢想成真一樣

414
00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:10,043
‎但現在我要去陪我兒子

415
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,751
‎我取他的名字跟你一樣

416
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,876
‎聽上去，妳兒子迪卡有一個好媽媽

417
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,876
‎好，現在誰要代替大頭蛋的位置？

418
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:20,334
‎我告訴你誰來做

419
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,793
‎我的外甥丹尼爾

420
00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:23,709
‎他知道《洗牌》中所有歌詞

421
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,751
‎我整天都在家裡唱的

422
00:20:25,834 --> 00:20:27,543
‎他肯定會有好表現的，教練

423
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,001
‎好，你上吧，孩子

424
00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:33,918
‎該死的，我還以為你也會穿著球衣

425
00:20:34,001 --> 00:20:35,376
‎都是你的錯

426
00:20:35,459 --> 00:20:37,959
‎涼爽的空氣在我皮膚上吹過好舒服

427
00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:39,584
‎計程車！

428
00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:44,084
‎請不要走

429
00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:47,709
‎對不起，我不知道魚糧是給魚吃的

430
00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:50,168
‎連晚餐都不會煮的人

431
00:20:50,251 --> 00:20:52,959
‎絕對配不上我女兒

432
00:20:53,793 --> 00:20:56,459
‎好，夠了，給我聽好

433
00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:59,084
‎是，我兒子不是住在最好的社區

434
00:20:59,168 --> 00:21:00,918
‎他也不是一個好的主人家

435
00:21:01,001 --> 00:21:03,709
‎或許他是有幾隻乳牙還沒換

436
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:04,751
‎還有…

437
00:21:05,293 --> 00:21:07,876
‎媽的，我不知道自己要說甚麼！

438
00:21:07,959 --> 00:21:08,959
‎蓋布瑞娜，我們走

439
00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:12,459
‎這個大媽寶讓我們很失望
‎我們去吃真正的晚餐吧

440
00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:15,084
‎誰餓了？

441
00:21:15,168 --> 00:21:17,626
‎-謝天謝地
‎-媽，妳來了！

442
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,376
‎當然了

443
00:21:19,459 --> 00:21:22,001
‎我絕對不會錯過

444
00:21:22,084 --> 00:21:23,918
‎兒子，對不起我來遲了

445
00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:26,126
‎蓋布瑞娜，幸會

446
00:21:26,209 --> 00:21:28,501
‎妳真人看起來更漂亮

447
00:21:28,584 --> 00:21:30,959
‎-我們正要離開
‎-當然不行

448
00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:35,293
‎我想坐下來，邊吃邊說
‎妳教出來的女兒有多棒

449
00:21:35,376 --> 00:21:38,168
‎科特，把車移開
‎你停車停得有夠離譜

450
00:21:38,251 --> 00:21:39,334
‎知道

451
00:21:39,418 --> 00:21:41,209
‎噢，我喜歡她

452
00:21:42,293 --> 00:21:46,501
‎我家麥奇在學會爬行前
‎就已經懂得仰臥推舉了

453
00:21:46,584 --> 00:21:48,209
‎他確實看起來很壯

454
00:21:48,293 --> 00:21:50,584
‎美女，還要加醃漬蔬菜嗎？

455
00:21:50,668 --> 00:21:52,626
‎我想吃妳

456
00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:56,376
‎對，大家“我想吃你”！

457
00:21:58,876 --> 00:22:00,293
‎開唱吧，孩子

458
00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:13,459
‎人叫我大蛋頭，而我最愛踢球

459
00:22:13,543 --> 00:22:15,668
‎踢不進門，我最難受

460
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,334
‎我不記得踢球員會唱歌耶

461
00:22:18,418 --> 00:22:20,084
‎但我現在嗨翻天了

462
00:22:20,168 --> 00:22:22,501
‎我最愛就是我們隊

463
00:22:22,584 --> 00:22:25,084
‎因為我一腳把球踢進龍門

464
00:22:25,168 --> 00:22:27,168
‎到逆境時刻，最後兩分鐘

465
00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:29,418
‎面前傢伙與你一樣

466
00:22:29,501 --> 00:22:31,584
‎我不是專程來粉碎美夢

467
00:22:31,668 --> 00:22:34,126
‎我是來做1985洗牌舞

468
00:22:41,876 --> 00:22:43,543
‎（本地小鮮肉拯救牛肉節）

469
00:22:43,626 --> 00:22:45,709
‎丹尼爾，我以你為榮

470
00:22:45,793 --> 00:22:47,501
‎北岸雜誌啊

471
00:23:24,084 --> 00:23:27,001
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