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SEBUAH SIRI ASLI NETFLIX

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Hei, Diane!

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Awak nak beli daging apa hari ini?

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Hai, Tony. Daging apa yang hampir busuk?

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Kami ada daging bahu yang dah berkulat.

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Berkulat? Lebih baik jangan makan.

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Beri saya 2.2 kilogram.

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Kurt Kosinski, kebetulan pula.

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Diane.

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Apa awak buat di sini?

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Saya…

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Saya nak beli punggung babi
untuk buah hati saya.

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KURT DAN HEIDI

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Awak tukar tatu yang kita cacah
ketika bulan madu kedua di Pensacola?

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Saya tahu awak marah,
tapi tak adil untuk Heidi lihat nama awak

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setiap kali dia cukur belakang saya.

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Saya tak marah.

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Baguslah awak cacah
nama jalang sebenar di buntut awak.

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Tony, saya nak beli semua punggung babi.

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Diane, kasihan Heidi. Itu memang tak adil.

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Itu ketakadilan terakhir
yang saya akan beri kepada awak.

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Tengok buntut saya baik-baik
kerana selepas ini,

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ia akan dicacah "Diane tanpa Kurt"!

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Ini punggung babi awak.

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Nombor 69.

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Bagus!

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Okey.

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Daniel! Kamu dah bangun!
Mak cik nak tanya pendapat.

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Ya, berhenti merokok.

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Tak, mak cik nak tanya tentang…

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Tak boleh, saya dah lambat.

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- Mak cik tak tidur?
- Ya.

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Mak cik baca cara untuk buang
tatu lama yang memalukan.

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Tatu Tasmanian Devil itu?

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- Bukan!
- Calvin kencing Green Bay Packers?

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Bukanlah!

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Yang ini.

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Kurt dah padam nama mak cik.

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Ia masih pagi
untuk saya tengok pinggul mak cik.

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Api cinta kami dah padam.

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Selagi nama Kurt masih ada,

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sila rujuk bahagian ini
guna istilah perubatan,

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patti berlemak.

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Saya takkan merujuknya sama sekali.

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Apa-apa pun,

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tatu itu akan dibuang
di pusat bandar pagi esok.

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Apa? Esok maraton.
Pusat bandar pasti sesak.

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Ya, pencacah tatu buat tawaran istimewa.

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Mak cik boleh minta apa-apa saja
dengan upah 275 dolar.

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Tolonglah, Daniel.

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Mak cik perlukan pendapat orang muda

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untuk menyerlahkan bentuk badan mak cik.

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- Baju kerja saya!
- Arak kopi mak cik!

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Saya akan terlewat
dan Koos Groos nak datang.

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Apa jadahnya Kroos Goos itu?

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Koos Groos.

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Dia ialah CEO Kreativ Jus
dan juga seorang ikon.

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Dia boleh ubah ketinggian
dengan bertafakur.

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Mak cik pula boleh ubah berat badan
dengan peninjaan.

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Kelakar,

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tapi agak menjijikkan.

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Kamu ingat kamu dapat lari, bukan?

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Esok, saya, Koos Groos,
akan sertai perlumbaan maraton itu

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tanpa minum air, memakai kasut
atau sebarang latihan konvensional.

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JUS CERGAS

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Di garisan penamat,

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saya akan minum Jus Cergas baru kita

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melalui hos ini dan dilahirkan semula.

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Sekarang, ayuh buat jus!

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Awak lewat.

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Kelewatan merupakan
ketidakseimbangan dalam jiwa.

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Saya selalu pesan.

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Namun, terlalu banyak potensi
yang terpendam dalam budak ini.

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Ibarat pokok mapel indah
yang menunggu untuk ditoreh sapnya.

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Maaf kerana lewat, Encik Groos.

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Tolonglah.

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Encik Groos ialah lelaki
yang jumpa dan bela saya.

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Panggil saya Koos.

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Okey, Koos.

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Hari awak akan tiba, Mapel Kecil.

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Saya pilih awak untuk hulur jus
di garisan penamat.

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Saya sangat berbesar hati.

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Ini peluang keemasan.

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Pekerja terdahulu yang hulur jus
kepada Koos Groos dah jadi CFO.

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Awak tak boleh lewat esok.

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Semestinya. Ini satu penghormatan.

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Potensi sebenar saya memang…

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Baguslah.

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Kebetulan, ada orang buang
potensi penuhnya ke dalam tandas

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dan kedai kita dah nak buka.

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Saya dah sedia, Bon.

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Saya yakin mampu lari
separuh maraton tahun ini.

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Malah, rasanya mungkin
saya boleh sampai ke garisan penamat.

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Baguslah, tapi sebagai persediaan,
saya bawa kit pernafasan.

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Saya juga akan beri medal penyertaan
di kilometer ke-20.

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Tak perlu, saya dah buang semua
punca kegagalan saya seperti kelab larian…

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Saya rasa tak adil untuk Jog Fathers

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buang awak
kerana berlari ikut rentak sendiri.

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Saya pun nak keluar.

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Lagipun, saya minum protein baru
yang tak menyebabkan sakit perut.

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Baguslah.

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Tapi saya tetap
akan bawa seluar dalam awak.

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Sebagai penguat semangat,

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buku audio baru James Patterson,
dibaca oleh Seth Rogen.

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"Hocus P.O.T.U.S, kisah seram

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tentang pengintip antarabangsa
dan ahli silap mata, Axel Sharp."

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Patterson berjaya lagi.

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Saya nak makan
Piccata ayam Rosebud selepas maraton.

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Tiada kaper dan tiada sos.

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Rachel, hai.

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Saya nak panaskan badan
sebelum otot saya tegang.

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Parti minyak pati awak
bermula pukul 10:00 pagi?

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Jangan lupa minum air.

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Biasanya Mark berhenti separuh jalan,
jadi saya boleh datang.

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Setakat ini, mak cik pilih Chicago Bear

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dengan kepala Bull dan sayap Blackhawk.

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- Adakah itu terlalu bergaya?
- Ya, betul.

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Uber mewah keterlaluan.

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Daniel, berhenti tengok porno
dan tolong mak cik pilih.

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Ini bukan porno.
Saya tempah Uber untuk pagi esok.

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Saya tak nak tersekat dalam lalu lintas.

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Tumpang mak cik.
Kedai tatu itu dekat garisan penamat.

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Batal!

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Mak cik boleh hantar kamu sepantas kilat.

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Mak cik kenal selok-belok bandar ini.

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Mak Cik Diane, tak nak.
Saya tak boleh lewat.

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CEO dah pilih saya.
Dia kata saya Mapel Kecil dia.

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Okey, mak cik tak tahu hal yang berlaku,

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tapi tak mengapa.

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Mak cik boleh jalani
pembedahan kecil ini seorang diri.

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Kalau pengsan tengah jalan,

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mungkin mak cik
akan ditolak ke bawah kajang

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supaya mak cik tak kuyup kena hujan.

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Pesanlah Yoober kamu itu.

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Kamu pun dah lupa mak cik macam Kurt.

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Oh, Tuhan.
Baiklah, saya akan teman mak cik.

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Bagus!

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Kita mesti tidur awal.

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Okey, mari tidur.

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Jangan minum bir. Kita mesti bangun awal.

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Okey, mak cik makan ubat batuk.

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4:59 PAGI

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5:00 PAGI

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5:09 PAGI

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5:27 PAGI

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HIDUP CERIA DENGAN BERLARI

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Rasa macam tanah.
Mari minum rum untuk hilangkan rasanya.

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Jangan minum jus itu lagi.

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Jangan berhenti dan terus ke pusat bandar.

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Tidak!

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Mereka apit tayar
kerana tiket letak kereta?

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Celaka!

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PILIH KENDERAAN

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Sekarang tiada Uber
disebabkan maraton itu.

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Inilah sebabnya
saya nak tempah malam tadi.

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- Sabar, mak cik boleh tahan teksi.
- Teksi dah penuh.

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Tengok dan belajar, sayang.

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Hei, hati-hati melintas jalan!

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Maaf, saya tak nampak

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kerana sedang sarat hamil anak kembar.

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Oh, Tuhan. Awak okey?

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Saya dalam perjalanan ke hospital.

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Dia doktor saya.

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Dia boleh beranak bila-bila masa saja.

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Ambil teksi saya.

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Kehamilan di usia awak dah cukup berisiko.

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Celaka kau.

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Maksud saya terima kasih, encik.

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Anak-anak aku!

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Pecut macam bintang porno
tanpa pelincir dan kondom!

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Hei!

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Mak cik patut jadi pelakon.

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Google Maps anggar sejam kelewatan
menuju pusat bandar melalui Lake Shore.

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Mengarutlah! Belok kiri di hadapan.

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Kiri? Itu arah yang bertentangan.

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Kamu tahu kenapa
mak cik digelar Ratu Jalan Pintas?

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Sebab ia gaya rambut
paling mudah digunting?

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Okey, itu salah satu sebabnya.

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Percaya mak cik kalau kamu nak hulur
jus itu kepada Booze Cruise.

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Nama dia Koos Groos.

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Nampaknya, trafik pun sesak di sini.

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Ada satu lorong di depan.

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Mak cik dan Kurt pernah berasmara di situ
ketika pulang dari Pantai Montrose.

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Ia bantu buang pasir di celah buntut kami.

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Dilarang merokok.

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Maaf, sayang.

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Kenangan beromen
di lorong itu buat saya berahi.

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Resit cukai saya!

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- Jangan risau, saya ada!
- Awas!

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- Keluar!
- Tolonglah.

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Saya pernah buat benda lebih teruk.

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Keluar!

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Tolonglah!

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Itu memang epik!

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Boleh lari lebih laju?

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Lima insiden dihalau teksi paling epik.

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Pertama,
apabila Blackhawk menang kejohanan.

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Kurt terlalu teruja dan naik gila.

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Tolong jangan jelaskan.

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Dia berdiri di bumbung kereta
dengan pelir terjuntai.

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Ia antara malam terhebat
dalam hidup mak cik!

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Syukurlah!

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Diane Dunbrowski.

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Berani awak cuba naik bas ini
walaupun masih berhutang dengan saya?

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Awak yang berhutang dengan saya, Randy.

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Itulah Pemasaran Berbilang Aras namanya!

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Berapa banyak penipuan
yang mak cik pernah buat?

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Bas itu pun akan tersekat dalam trafik.

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Penyelesaiannya cuma LRT.

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- Biskut protein berserat tinggi?
- Terima kasih saja!

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Sikap ejen FBI yang suka berlagak
akan buat mereka terbunuh,

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tapi Axel bijak menyembunyikan jejak.

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Dia lebih suka bersendirian.

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Aku seorang yang suka bersendirian.

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- Awas!
- Maaf!

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Nampak…

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Nampak…

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Itu…

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Itu memang…

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Itu bukan…

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Ia tak begitu…

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Ia taklah teruk sangat.

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Kita mesti bergegas. Kita selalu lambat.

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Mak Cik Diane?

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- Tiga hot dog pedas dan kentang goreng.
- Kita tiada masa untuk ini!

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Baiklah, satu hot dog pedas
dan tiga kentang goreng.

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Saya akan pergi dengan atau tanpa mak cik.

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Maaf, kecemasan jus.

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- Apa? Tidak!
- Daniel…

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Peraturan lima saat!

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Bukan dalam pengangkutan awam.

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Perhatian!

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Laluan kereta api ini telah diubah.

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Hentian seterusnya,
Lapangan Terbang Midway.

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- Tak guna!
- Tidak!

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Air untuk orang yang lemah!

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Air! Saya perlukan air!

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Maaf, air dah habis. Oh, Tuhan.

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Tahniah, sayang! Awak berjaya!

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Tidak, saya belum selesai.

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Mark, saya rasa awak dah ternyahhidrat.

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Tak salah kalau awak mengalah.

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Itulah yang awak mahu!

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Apa?

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Mark, awak dah tak larat.
Puting awak berdarah.

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Semuanya berdarah!

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Awak boleh pergi ke parti minyak pati itu.

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Tapi satu-satunya destinasi
untuk saya ialah garisan penamat.

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Saya akan tingkatkan kelajuan audio ini.

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Ayuh, Seth Rogen!

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Sikap ejen FBI yang suka berlagak
akan buat mereka terbunuh,

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tapi Axel bijak menyembunyikan jejak.

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Dia lebih suka bersendirian.

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Kita dua kali ganda lebih jauh
di seberang pusat bandar.

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Lagipun, kenapa tiada siapa halang kita?
Ini gila!

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Jangan risau.

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Kita pinjam LeBaron Mikey
dan memecut ke sana sepantas kilat.

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- Hai, sayang!
- Ibu! Apa kamu berdua buat di sini?

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Kami nak ke pusat bandar
kerana saya ada kerja dan dia nak…

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…tampon.

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Ibu masih belum menopaus.

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Jijiknya, ibu!
Saya tak nak fikir tentang itu!

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Kami nak pinjam kereta awak, Mikey.

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Ayah pinjam kereta saya hujung minggu ini.

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Celaka!

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Ke mana Kurt pergi untuk pinjam kereta?

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Dia ke Milwaukee bersama Heidi.

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Mereka pergi Pesta Cheddar?

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Bukan, Hari Keju.

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Ibu harap Heidi suka
naik kereta dengan Kurt

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selepas dia lahap
keju provolon selama dua hari.

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Maaf, ibu. Saya harap saya boleh membantu.

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Kamu sempurna di mata ibu, sayang.

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Sukan Ekstrem berlangsung minggu ini.

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Sekejap, Sukan Ekstrem…

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Saya ada idea.

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Mak cik pun fikir perkara yang sama.
Kita rampas pesawat ini.

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Apa? Bukan!

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Baiklah, kita ikut idea kamu.

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Bagus, Daniel.

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Kita ibarat sepasang Tony Hawk.

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Hei, kenapa tak beritahu Mikey
tentang tatu mak cik itu?

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Mak cik bercakap tentangnya tanpa henti.

284
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Dia sensitif orangnya.

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Ia bukan sekadar tatu bagi Mikey.

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Ia juga tanda dia semakin tua
dan dia cuma ada kami berdua.

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Sekarang, dia takut gagal

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dan dia akan kehilangan ayah sebaik itu.

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Kita bercakap tentang Mikey?

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Pandang depan.

291
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Ikut Wacker atau Wacker Rendah?

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Mana-mana pun bukan!
Kita ikut Wacker Terendah!

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Orang yang disangkakan sekutu
ialah orang mengkhianati dia.

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Wah, ini semakin menarik.

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Axel nampak mereka berpakat,

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tapi dia kalahkan mereka kali ini.

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Tapi kali ini, dia tewaskan mereka!

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Itu memang menakutkan!

299
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Itu memang hebat!

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Oh, Tuhan! Itu garisan penamat!

301
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Ratu Jalan Pintas berjaya lagi!

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GARISAN PENAMAT

303
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Tidak! Kita dah begitu hampir!

304
00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:41,084
Apa kamu buat? Sempat lagilah!

305
00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:42,251
Mak cik dah gila?

306
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:44,918
Jambatan ini ibarat Viagra stesen minyak.

307
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:48,334
Kamu ada masa empat
atau lima minit sebelum ia terpacak.

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Mak cik, lepaskan.

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Kamu perlu percaya akan mak cik!

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Saya percaya, tapi lihatlah akibatnya!

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- Biar betul!
- Ini memang gila!

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Kamu tahu kata orang?

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Sampah orang ialah emas bagi…

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00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:13,084
Alamak, semua ini lampin.

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Jog Fathers dalam kiraan tiga.

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- Musuh Axel dah bersedia.
- Jog Fathers!

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Sekaranglah masanya.

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Bukan kali ini, Jog Fathers!

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Oh, Tuhan!

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Okey, sekali lagi.

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Itu memang epik!

322
00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:39,918
Lima insiden jatuh jambatan paling epik!

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00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:41,626
- Mak cik dan Kurt pernah…
- Cukup!

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Saya tak nak dengar cerita
tentang kamu berdua lagi.

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Tunggu.

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Oh, Tuhan. Mak cik tak nak
ke pusat bandar pun, bukan?

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Mak cik tak nak buang tatu itu.

328
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Jangan merepek.

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Mak cik tahu hari ini penting bagi saya,

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tapi ia cuma mengimbau
kenangan silam mak cik.

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Sekarang, kita tersadai
di atas timbunan lampin kotor.

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00:16:02,293 --> 00:16:05,501
Kita dah hilangkan jus
yang diamanahkan kepada saya.

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00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:08,418
Saya pelajar tercicir,
bakat seni saya sia-sia

334
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,584
dan saya cuma ada kerja ini!

335
00:16:11,376 --> 00:16:13,209
Tapi saya tetap gagal.

336
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,668
Saya dah mengecewakan Koos Groos.

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Ia dah berakhir.

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Ia belum berakhir.

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00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,709
Ia belum berakhir
selagi mak cik masih ada.

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00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:23,709
Keadaan agak tegang.

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00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:26,001
Betul, Patterson.

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Tidak!

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00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:29,709
Palam telinga saya!

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00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:31,918
Saya nak tahu kesudahannya!

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00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:33,709
Mark, awak okey?

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00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,959
Betul cakap awak, Bonnie.
Saya tak mampu tamatkannya.

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00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:40,251
Sayang, saya minta maaf
kerana meragui keupayaan awak.

348
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:43,751
Tapi awak dah buktikan
betapa kuatnya semangat awak.

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Tak cukup kuat.

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Saya mengecewakan semua.

351
00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:49,793
Misi tergendala.

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00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,251
Ia mungkin tergendala,
tapi ia masih belum berakhir.

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Kita jumpa di garisan penamat, Axel Sharp.

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00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:03,584
Ya! Hocus P.O.T.U.S, keparat!

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00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,501
- Helo, saya nak tanya…
- Apa…

356
00:17:09,584 --> 00:17:12,501
Entah macam mana
kamu boleh naik tongkang saya,

357
00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:15,709
tapi saya takkan tunaikan
apa-apa pun permintaan kamu.

358
00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,418
Macam mana sekarang?

359
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:19,543
Okey, siapa yang awak nak bunuh?

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00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:22,501
Kami cuma mahu
awak ubah haluan tongkang ini

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00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,793
dan bantu kami ambil tong itu.

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00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:30,334
Baiklah, kami ada jaring
yang digunakan untuk kaut orang mabuk.

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00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:32,376
Patutlah saya biasa nampak awak!

364
00:17:34,543 --> 00:17:36,168
Itu duit tatu mak cik.

365
00:17:36,251 --> 00:17:39,168
Mak cik boleh buang tatu itu lain kali.

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- Betulkah?
- Ya.

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00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:44,418
Betul cakap kamu.
Ia akan padam masa silam mak cik.

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00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:46,251
Mak cik suka hidup sekarang.

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00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:48,459
Mak cik tak nak lupakan masa silam.

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00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,668
Saya dah ambil tong itu!

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00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:53,626
Awak masih ada banyak masa
untuk bunuh seseorang!

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00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:57,293
Jumpa lagi pada Saint Pat's!

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00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,334
Sediakan jaring itu untuk saya!

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00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:01,418
Tong ini penuh dengan air sungai.

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00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:03,001
Saya tak boleh berinya kepada Koos.

376
00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:06,626
Air sungai Chicago
yang paling bersih di Amerika.

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00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:08,793
Tapi kalau kamu risau tentang rasa…

378
00:18:10,626 --> 00:18:12,751
Sekarang, rasanya macam bir sitrus.

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00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,584
Harap-harap dia tak perasan.

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00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:16,584
Oh, Tuhan! DeBarge!

381
00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:19,001
Ya! Saya tak sangka kita naik tongkang!

382
00:18:19,084 --> 00:18:20,876
Bukan, El DeBarge!

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00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:23,584
Dia menyanyi di garisan penamat. Ayuh!

384
00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:30,959
Ayuh, Axel. Lari.

385
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,751
Awak boleh lakukannya.

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00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,543
Awak kuat.

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00:18:35,043 --> 00:18:37,376
Ayuh! Lari!

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00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:40,293
- Ayah?
- Daniel.

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00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,959
Okey, saya papah ayah.

390
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:44,918
- Teruskan!
- Okey.

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00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,751
- Baiklah.
- Teruskan!

392
00:18:49,043 --> 00:18:51,168
- Ya…
- Kita berjaya.

393
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,834
Mereka beri bir percuma kerana berlari?

394
00:18:57,918 --> 00:19:00,751
Okey, maraton memang menyeronokkan!

395
00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:03,459
Mark, awak berjaya!

396
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:05,543
Itu Koos Groos!

397
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:07,251
Itu Loose Toots?

398
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:11,293
Saya lari 42 kilometer tanpa minum air.

399
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:12,668
Sekarang, saya nak…

400
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,043
Jus Cergas baru kami,

401
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:18,959
diadun untuk mencergaskan,
memulihkan dan mengembalikan tenaga.

402
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,834
Rasanya berbeza.

403
00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:24,876
- Saya tambah…
- Penapaian.

404
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:28,126
Ia ditapai dalam perjalanan tadi.
Macam kombucha.

405
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,251
Genius!

406
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,126
Naluri ialah otak bahagian bawah tubuh.

407
00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:34,418
Kenyang perut, suka hati.

408
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:40,209
Pokok awak dah mekar
dan sap awak banyak, Mapel Kecil.

409
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,793
Lihatlah, peneraju kesihatan kita!

410
00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:46,459
Saya sangat bangga dengan awak, sayang.

411
00:19:46,543 --> 00:19:49,209
Tahniah, Mark. Di mana kita nak berparti?

412
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,209
Rosebud.

413
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,751
Saya tak buat tempahan.

414
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,584
Dia suka punggung babi?

415
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,793
- Seorang tumbang.
- Terima kasih untuk hari ini.

416
00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:05,126
Saya akan ganti duit tatu mak cik.

417
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,543
Jangan risau.

418
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:09,543
Kalau mak cik nak lupakan Kurt
selama-lamanya,

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00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,709
mak cik panggil kapten tongkang tadi.

420
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:16,251
Terima kasih kerana hadir
untuk meraikan kejayaan Mark

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00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:17,543
dan kepada Diane,

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00:20:17,626 --> 00:20:21,251
kerana ada banyak daging punggung babi.

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00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:24,418
Ia dibeli atas dasar benci,
tapi dimasak dengan kasih sayang.

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00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:25,334
Untuk Mark.

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00:20:25,418 --> 00:20:28,668
Kali terakhir dia sepenat ini,
kita dapat Daniel!

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00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,876
Diane! Tolonglah!

427
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,126
Untuk ayah!

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00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:33,209
Untuk Mark!

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00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,459
Saya suka lagu ini! Diane, ayuh!

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00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:38,751
Ya!

431
00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:40,334
Ya!

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00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:43,918
Saat ejen seangkatan
meraikan kemenangannya,

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00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:48,668
Axel sedar walaupun dia rasa
keseorangan dalam misi ini,

434
00:20:48,751 --> 00:20:50,918
dia tak pernah bersendirian.

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00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:31,251
Terjemahan sari kata oleh Saffura