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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎（珠兒超市）

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‎喂，黛安！

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‎我最愛的肉食愛好者要買甚麼？

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‎嗨，東尼，有甚麼肉快要壞了？

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‎有些牛絞肉看起來灰灰的

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‎灰肉？還是安全一點好

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‎給我五磅就好

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‎如我的煙酒一樣重要的科特庫辛斯基

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‎噢，黛安

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‎你怎麼來了？

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‎噢，我…

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‎我來買些梅花肉去煮辣肉醬

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‎（科特與海迪）

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‎你把我們第二次洞蜜月時

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‎在彭薩科拉一起刺的情侶刺青改了？

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‎我明白妳很生氣

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‎但要海迪每次幫我刮背毛的時候

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‎也要看著妳的名字太不公平了

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‎我沒有生氣

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‎我只是很興幸你的蕩婦刺青上
‎有一個真正的蕩婦

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‎東尼，把所有梅花肉都賣給我

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‎黛妮，我要煮辣肉醬啊，妳這招真賤

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‎這是我最後一次對你耍賤了

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‎好好看我這個美麗的刺青吧
‎因為你下次看的時候

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‎就會寫著“黛安與不是科特”！

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‎黛安，妳要的梅花肉

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‎69號

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‎好極了！

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‎好

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‎丹尼爾，你終於醒來了！
‎我要問問你意見

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‎好，戒菸吧

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‎不，我是想問我的舊…

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‎不行，我上班要遲到了

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‎-妳整晚沒睡嗎？
‎-是

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‎我在找能夠蓋過舊刺青的圖案

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‎妳要除掉那個袋獾刺青？

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‎-不
‎-卡爾文尿在綠灣包裝工上的刺青？

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‎當然不是

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‎是這個難看的刺青

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‎科特往前看了，我也得忘記過去

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‎黛安阿姨
‎一大清早我不想看到妳的腰間贅肉

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‎這團腰間贅肉沒人愛了

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‎在科特的名字被除掉之前

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‎請以醫學用詞來稱呼這個區域

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‎肥肉

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‎我應該完全不會提起它

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‎言歸正傳

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‎我約了明天去下城把它用刺青蓋過

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‎等等，明天有馬拉松
‎城裡肯定會水泄不通

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‎我的刺青師有優惠

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‎275塊，只要付現金，刺甚麼都可以

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‎丹尼爾，來嘛

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‎我需要一個年輕人的意見

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‎告訴我該刺甚麼在我火辣的肉體上

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‎-我工作的衣服
‎-我的咖啡利口酒

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‎這下我要遲到了
‎庫斯古魯斯今天還會到店

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‎庫斯古古是誰啊？

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‎庫斯古魯斯

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‎他是創意飲料的總裁，也是個偶像

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‎他們說他可以用冥想改變身高

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‎有甚麼大不了
‎我能透過排便改變體重啊

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‎這個好笑

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‎但有點嘔心

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‎以為沾到衣服上我就不喝嗎？

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‎（創意飲料）

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‎明天我庫斯古魯斯將會跑馬拉松

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‎並且不需要補充水份
‎不穿鞋，亦不需常規的訓練

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‎（重生汁）

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‎跑完之後

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‎我將會用這條管子
‎喝我們家新出的重生汁

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‎並重獲新生

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‎現在大家去做果汁吧！

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‎遲到的人

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‎遲到是一種靈魂不平衡的表現

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‎我一直都這麼說的

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‎但你的小腦袋裡有非常大的潛質

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‎就如一棵美麗的楓樹
‎等著分享它甜美的糖漿

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‎古魯斯先生，對不起我遲到了

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‎別這樣稱呼我

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‎古魯斯先生是在樹林找到我
‎並把我養育成人的男人

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‎叫我庫斯吧

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‎好，庫斯

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‎小楓樹，救贖等著你

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‎我選擇由你在終點線為我補給

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‎這是我的榮幸

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‎丹尼爾，這是一件大事

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‎上一位為庫斯古魯斯補給的人
‎現在都當總裁了

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‎你明天一定不能遲到

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‎當然，這是我的榮幸

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‎我確實覺得沒有完全發揮自己的潛質

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‎太好了

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‎說到潛質，有人在廁所釋放“潛質”了

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‎我們十分鐘後開店

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‎邦，我感覺不錯

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‎我今年應該可以跑到一半

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‎老實說
‎我今年有可能會跑完整場馬拉松

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‎老公，好極了，以防萬一
‎我還是帶上你的心肺復蘇包

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‎還有在1.6公里那裡
‎拿著參與獎牌等你喔

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‎不必了

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‎我把過往拖累我的東西都丟了
‎像我的跑步會…

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‎你以自己的跑速跑步

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‎居然要被“跑父”踢出
‎實在太不公平了

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‎是互相決定退出的

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‎況且我買了一款新的蛋白漿
‎吃完不會肚子不舒服

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‎太好了

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‎以防萬一，我還是帶上你的緊急內褲

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‎為了讓我忘卻痛楚

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‎邊跑邊聽詹姆斯派特森
‎新出的有聲書，由塞斯羅根讀出

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‎《鬼話連篇》，引人入勝的驚悚故事

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‎講述一名國際間碟兼魔術師
‎艾克索沙普

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‎派特森又一次出神作了

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‎我已經聞到玫瑰蕾餐廳的勝利雞肉了

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‎不要酸豆，不要醬汁

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‎瑞秋，嗨

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‎我在肌肉僵硬前去伸展一下

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‎妳的精油派對早上10點開始？

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‎不能忘了補水

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‎馬克通常跑到一半就會挫屎

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‎所以我應該可以去的

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‎目前我最喜歡的刺青就是芝加哥小熊

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‎配上公牛頭和黑鷹翅

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‎-這樣的刺青會不會太優雅？
‎-嗯，可以吧

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‎黑色豪華房車，太過了吧

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‎丹尼爾，別再看黑色大雞雞了
‎快幫我選一個

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‎我不是在看小黃片
‎我在約明早的優步

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‎馬拉松期間肯定到會塞車
‎此事不容有失

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‎跟我一起去就好了

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‎我的刺青店就在終點線附近

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‎取消預約！

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‎說到去下城的速度，我比任何人都快

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‎這個城市就如我的肥肉一樣
‎老娘瞭若指掌

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‎黛安阿姨，不行，我不能遲到

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‎總裁選了我，他說我是他的小楓樹

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‎好，我不知道你那是甚麼比喻

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‎但好吧

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‎我明天就自己去做這個小手術吧

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‎要是我回家途中失血過多

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‎或許會有人把我推到雨篷下

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‎讓我不會淋雨

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‎隨便你吧，叫你的“尤步”吧

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‎科特往前看了，看起你也是了

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‎天啊，好，我陪妳去了

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‎太好了！

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‎我們要負起責任，早點睡覺

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‎好，馬上去睡覺

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‎不准喝啤酒，我們明天要早起

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‎好，我喝感冒藥吧

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‎（生活、歡笑、跑步）

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‎（凡士林）

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‎（跑父）

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‎喝起來像前院一樣臭

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‎我們加點蘭姆酒來平衡一下吧

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‎別再喝公司的產品了

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‎還有不准停站，我們要直接去下城

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‎不！

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‎就因為一張罰單未繳
‎就把我的車鎖了？

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‎該死的！

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‎（選擇車輛）

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‎因為馬拉松的關係
‎現在沒有優步可以叫了

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‎所以我才會想提前一晚預約接送

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‎-安啦，我叫計程車就好
‎-計程車也滿了

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‎看著學吧，外甥

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‎喂，看路啊！

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‎對不起，我看不到妳

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‎因為我身懷六甲，懷著雙胞胎

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‎天啊，妳還好嗎？

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‎我只是想趕去醫院

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‎他就是我的醫生

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‎她隨時要生了

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‎坐我的計程車吧

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‎妳這個年紀，懷孕風險很高的

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‎去你的

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‎我是說…謝謝你，你人真好

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‎我的寶貝！

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‎像不戴套，不用潤滑的
‎A片主角那樣，全速前進

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‎喂！

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‎我真該去當演員

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‎Google地圖說

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‎要是走湖岸大道去下城
‎我們要一個小時才會到

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‎胡扯，這裡左轉

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‎左轉？那跟目的地完全相反

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‎丹尼爾
‎知道人們為何叫我捷徑女王嗎？

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‎因為短髮最容易剪？

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‎好吧，是有兩個原因啦

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‎你要相信我，才可以順利到下城

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‎餵果汁給褲屎克魯斯先生

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‎是庫斯古魯斯

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‎這邊交通也沒有比較好

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‎我知道前面有一條小巷

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‎我和科特以前從蒙特羅斯海灘回家時

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‎會停在那裡打炮

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‎那是把沙子甩出股溝的好方法

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‎不要在後面吸煙

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‎抱歉了，親愛的

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‎那些小巷的性愛回憶
‎讓我飢渴難耐想吸煙

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‎我的計程車收據！

198
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,001
‎-沒事，交給我！
‎-小心！

199
00:09:34,918 --> 00:09:36,584
‎-下車！
‎-拜託

200
00:09:36,668 --> 00:09:38,751
‎我在計程車上噴過更糟的東西

201
00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:40,251
‎下車！

202
00:09:42,626 --> 00:09:43,459
‎來吧

203
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,043
‎剛才太棒了！

204
00:09:46,126 --> 00:09:48,126
‎妳可以跑快一點嗎？

205
00:09:48,209 --> 00:09:50,543
‎被計程車踢下車體驗前五強

206
00:09:50,626 --> 00:09:53,168
‎第一名肯定是當黑鷹隊贏下世界盃

207
00:09:53,251 --> 00:09:55,418
‎科特超興奮
‎做了一個叫海陸雙拼的動作

208
00:09:55,501 --> 00:09:56,876
‎拜託不要解釋

209
00:09:56,959 --> 00:10:00,043
‎也就是把身子伸出車外
‎然後把雞雞露出來

210
00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:02,584
‎那是我這輩子最棒的晚上

211
00:10:04,043 --> 00:10:05,043
‎謝天謝地！

212
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,543
‎黛安鄧布羅斯基

213
00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:10,918
‎妳欠我錢，還敢上老子的公車？

214
00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,959
‎是你欠我錢啊，蘭迪

215
00:10:13,043 --> 00:10:15,918
‎那才是多層次傳銷啊！

216
00:10:16,001 --> 00:10:19,918
‎妳到底騙過多少人？

217
00:10:20,543 --> 00:10:22,876
‎反正坐公車只會塞車

218
00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:24,834
‎火車是唯一的出路

219
00:10:28,209 --> 00:10:29,834
‎高纖蛋白餅乾？

220
00:10:29,918 --> 00:10:31,751
‎不用了，謝謝

221
00:10:32,668 --> 00:10:36,209
‎愛花哨炫耀且較弱的聯邦探員
‎總會自招殺身之禍

222
00:10:36,293 --> 00:10:38,459
‎但艾克索懂得保持低調

223
00:10:38,543 --> 00:10:41,126
‎他是一隻孤狼，他是獨行俠

224
00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:44,209
‎我是一隻孤狼，我是獨行俠

225
00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:47,001
‎-看路！
‎-不好意思

226
00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:48,001
‎看…

227
00:10:48,084 --> 00:10:49,209
‎看…

228
00:10:49,293 --> 00:10:50,251
‎那…

229
00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:52,168
‎那…

230
00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:53,709
‎那也…

231
00:10:54,209 --> 00:10:55,251
‎那也…

232
00:10:55,334 --> 00:10:56,876
‎那也不太糟吧

233
00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:59,501
‎好，我們要盡快，我們時間無多

234
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:01,459
‎黛安阿姨？

235
00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:05,709
‎-三隻辣熱狗，一份薯條
‎-我們沒時間買吃的了

236
00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:09,001
‎好吧，一隻辣熱狗，三份薯條吧

237
00:11:09,084 --> 00:11:11,876
‎不管妳來不來，我也要上火車了

238
00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:15,126
‎不好意思，緊“汁”事故

239
00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:17,543
‎-甚麼？慘了
‎-丹尼爾…

240
00:11:19,084 --> 00:11:20,293
‎落地五秒可食用

241
00:11:20,376 --> 00:11:21,876
‎交通工具上太髒不能吃

242
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,251
‎請注意

243
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,709
‎這輛火車現已改道

244
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:28,293
‎下一站，中途國際機場

245
00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:30,334
‎-靠！
‎-不！

246
00:11:31,376 --> 00:11:33,001
‎水是給弱者喝的！

247
00:11:36,918 --> 00:11:38,751
‎水啊，我要水！

248
00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,793
‎對不起，我們沒水了，天啊

249
00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:45,459
‎老公，恭喜你，你成功了！

250
00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:47,293
‎不，我還沒跑完

251
00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:49,959
‎馬克，你好像有點脫水

252
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,043
‎半途而棄也沒關係的

253
00:11:52,126 --> 00:11:53,543
‎妳肯定很樂見吧！

254
00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:54,459
‎甚麼？

255
00:11:54,543 --> 00:11:57,418
‎馬克，你跑完了
‎看你的奶頭都在流血了

256
00:11:57,501 --> 00:11:59,043
‎通通都在流血！

257
00:11:59,126 --> 00:12:02,043
‎妳想去精油派對就隨便去

258
00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:05,876
‎但我這隻孤狼要去的地方
‎就只有終點線那裡

259
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,626
‎我要把有聲書調到1.5倍速

260
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,334
‎塞斯羅根，我們上！

261
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:13,501
‎愛花哨炫耀且較弱的聯邦探員
‎總會自招殺身之禍

262
00:12:13,584 --> 00:12:14,918
‎但艾克索懂得保持低調

263
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,834
‎他是一隻孤狼，他是獨行俠

264
00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:22,334
‎我們現在離下城兩倍遠
‎方向完全相反

265
00:12:22,418 --> 00:12:25,376
‎還有機場怎麼沒有人阻止我們？
‎這也太誇張了！

266
00:12:25,459 --> 00:12:26,626
‎好極了

267
00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,543
‎我們去借麥奇的敞篷車
‎然後從後而上

268
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:32,418
‎速度比幾個舞會夜
‎玩“後門”的天主教少女還快

269
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,834
‎-嗨，兒子！
‎-媽，你們怎麼來了？

270
00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:37,751
‎我們要去下城，因為我要工作

271
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:38,959
‎而她要新的…

272
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:40,501
‎衛生棉

273
00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:43,793
‎老娘月經來不停啊

274
00:12:43,876 --> 00:12:46,834
‎不，媽，噁心死了，我不想知道！

275
00:12:46,918 --> 00:12:49,251
‎麥奇，我們要借你的車

276
00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,918
‎我的車這個週末被老爸借走了

277
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:52,959
‎媽的

278
00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:55,751
‎科特去哪裡要用到車啊？

279
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:57,793
‎他和海迪去密爾瓦基了

280
00:12:57,876 --> 00:12:59,626
‎他們去了切達起司節？

281
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,334
‎不，他們是去起司日

282
00:13:01,418 --> 00:13:04,668
‎希望海迪會享受和科特回來的路程吧

283
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,668
‎他吃了兩天波羅伏洛起司
‎肯定一直放屁

284
00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:10,584
‎媽，對不起了，我也希望能幫得上忙

285
00:13:10,668 --> 00:13:15,334
‎你是完美的，我的小天使

286
00:13:16,293 --> 00:13:18,584
‎這個禮拜有該死的極限運動會

287
00:13:18,668 --> 00:13:21,418
‎等等，極限運動會…我有一個想法

288
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:25,043
‎我也在想同一件事情，我們去劫機

289
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,334
‎甚麼？不是！

290
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:28,709
‎好吧，那就用你的計劃吧

291
00:13:30,251 --> 00:13:31,543
‎丹尼爾，這個主意真好

292
00:13:31,626 --> 00:13:34,001
‎我們像滑板高手東尼霍克一樣

293
00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:37,543
‎妳怎麼不跟麥奇說
‎妳背部的那個刺青？

294
00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:40,084
‎妳明明一直講個不停

295
00:13:40,168 --> 00:13:41,584
‎他是個敏感的孩子

296
00:13:41,668 --> 00:13:44,251
‎那對麥奇來說不但是一個刺青

297
00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:47,751
‎還有隨著他變老
‎我和他爸就是他唯一的朋友

298
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:49,334
‎現在他怕把事情搞砸了

299
00:13:49,418 --> 00:13:52,043
‎怕以後不會再有一個那麼好的爸爸

300
00:13:52,126 --> 00:13:54,084
‎妳確定是在講麥奇，不是講妳？

301
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:55,793
‎開車要看路

302
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,043
‎要走偉基道還是下偉基道？

303
00:13:58,126 --> 00:14:01,209
‎兩個都不走，我們要走地下偉基道！

304
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:07,209
‎他一直以來的盟友
‎原來都是壞他好事的人

305
00:14:08,584 --> 00:14:10,209
‎哇，劇情越來越讚了

306
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,626
‎艾克索看到他們密謀壞他好事

307
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:14,709
‎但這次他要比他們快一步

308
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:17,626
‎但這次他要比他們快一步！

309
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,043
‎太可怕了！

310
00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:31,251
‎太棒了！

311
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:33,293
‎天啊，終點線就在那裡！

312
00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:35,876
‎捷徑女王又成功了！

313
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:36,793
‎（終點線）

314
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,209
‎不，明明已經很接近了

315
00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:41,084
‎你幹嘛？我們可以跳過去的！

316
00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:42,251
‎妳瘋了嗎？

317
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:44,918
‎這些橋樑就像油站的威而鋼一樣

318
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:48,334
‎要過四、五分鐘才會勃起起啦

319
00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:53,626
‎黛安，放手

320
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,668
‎你要相信我！

321
00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:58,459
‎我有，看我現在的下場！

322
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:04,751
‎-媽的！
‎-屌爆了！

323
00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:09,001
‎俗語有云

324
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,834
‎垃圾不一定沒用…

325
00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:13,084
‎噢，這些都是尿布

326
00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:15,084
‎好，數三聲說“跑父”

327
00:15:15,168 --> 00:15:17,501
‎-艾克索的敵人擺陣了
‎-跑父！

328
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,626
‎機不可失

329
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:22,251
‎現在別想秀了，跑父！

330
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,126
‎天啊！

331
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:33,001
‎好，再拍一張吧

332
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,043
‎剛才超讚的！

333
00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:39,918
‎絕對是跳橋體驗中前五強

334
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:41,626
‎-有一次我和科特…
‎-夠了！

335
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:44,751
‎我不想再聽妳和科特的故事了

336
00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:47,751
‎等等，天啊

337
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:50,001
‎妳根本不想去下城，是不是？

338
00:15:50,084 --> 00:15:52,043
‎妳根本不想除掉那個刺青

339
00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:53,668
‎不是

340
00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:55,668
‎妳明知今天對我來說有多重要

341
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:58,834
‎但對妳來說卻只是走上回憶之路

342
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,209
‎現在我們落在載滿屎的尿布船上

343
00:16:02,293 --> 00:16:05,501
‎我們把果汁丟了，那是我唯一的職責

344
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:08,418
‎我不唸大學，藝術方面毫無進展

345
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,584
‎我就只剩下這份工作

346
00:16:11,376 --> 00:16:13,209
‎我卻無法把職責做好

347
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,668
‎我辜負了庫斯古魯斯

348
00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:17,293
‎完了

349
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,751
‎才沒有

350
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,709
‎事情未到最後一刻都還是有可能的

351
00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:23,709
‎局勢非常緊張

352
00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:26,001
‎真的，帕迪森

353
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,418
‎不

354
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:29,709
‎我的耳機！

355
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:31,918
‎我必須知道結局！

356
00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:33,709
‎馬克，你還好嗎？

357
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,959
‎邦妮，妳說得沒錯，我…做不了

358
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:40,251
‎老公，對不起我說你肯定跑不完

359
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:43,751
‎但你已經向我展示出你有多厲害了

360
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,043
‎還不夠厲害

361
00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:46,876
‎我辜負了這個國家

362
00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:49,793
‎任務…失敗

363
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,251
‎或許是失敗了，但任務還未結束

364
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:57,168
‎終點線見了，艾克索沙普

365
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:03,584
‎對，《鬼話連篇》，媽的上啊！

366
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,501
‎-你好，我想問…
‎-搞甚麼？

367
00:17:09,584 --> 00:17:12,543
‎我不知你們這些偷乘的人怎麼上船

368
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:15,709
‎但無論你們想怎樣，通通都不行

369
00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,418
‎現在怎麼樣？

370
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:19,543
‎好，妳想我幫妳殺誰？

371
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:22,501
‎我們只想請你幫忙把這艘垃圾船調頭

372
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,793
‎讓我們取回那個小桶

373
00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:30,334
‎沒問題，船上有聖派翠克節時
‎專用的網子用來撈酒鬼的

374
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:32,376
‎我就知道你看起來眼熟！

375
00:17:34,543 --> 00:17:36,168
‎那是妳刺青要用的錢

376
00:17:36,251 --> 00:17:39,168
‎算吧，我還是不改刺青了

377
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:40,834
‎-真的嗎？
‎-是的

378
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:42,418
‎外甥，你說得沒錯

379
00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:44,418
‎我好像想擺脫自己的過去一樣

380
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:46,251
‎但我喜歡現狀

381
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:48,459
‎我不想忘記自己的過去

382
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,668
‎我拿到小桶了！

383
00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:53,626
‎還有很多時間去殺人喔！

384
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:57,293
‎聖派翠克節再見了！

385
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,334
‎幫我準備好網子啊！

386
00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:01,418
‎裡面很多湖水

387
00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:03,001
‎我不能把這個交給庫斯

388
00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:06,626
‎芝加哥的湖水是全國最乾淨的

389
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:08,709
‎若你擔心味道不好…

390
00:18:10,626 --> 00:18:12,751
‎現在就像夏日啤酒了

391
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,584
‎希望他不會察覺到吧

392
00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:16,584
‎天啊，埃爾德巴！

393
00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:19,001
‎我知道，我們居然剛才搭過船！

394
00:18:19,084 --> 00:18:20,876
‎不，我是說埃爾德巴

395
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:23,584
‎他在終點線演唱啊，快過去吧！

396
00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:30,959
‎艾克索，加油，繼續跑

397
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,751
‎你可以的

398
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,543
‎你很厲害的

399
00:18:35,043 --> 00:18:37,376
‎跑啊，跑

400
00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:40,293
‎-爸？
‎-丹尼爾

401
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,959
‎好，我扶著你

402
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:44,918
‎-繼續跑！
‎-好了

403
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,751
‎-差不多了
‎-繼續跑！

404
00:18:49,043 --> 00:18:51,168
‎-耶…
‎-我們成功了

405
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,834
‎跑步會給免費啤酒？

406
00:18:57,918 --> 00:19:00,751
‎好，馬拉松屌爆了！

407
00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:03,459
‎馬克，你成功了！

408
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:05,543
‎是庫斯古魯斯！

409
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:07,251
‎那個智障？

410
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:11,293
‎沒有任何補給下跑完42公里

411
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:12,668
‎現在我只需要…

412
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,043
‎我們的全新的重生汁

413
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:18,959
‎使人精力充沛、補充能量、重獲新生

414
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,834
‎喝上去…很不同

415
00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:24,876
‎-我加了一點…
‎-發酵

416
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:28,126
‎在過程中像紅茶菌一樣發酵過

417
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,251
‎天才

418
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,126
‎腸道就是我們下半身的大腦

419
00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:34,418
‎快樂腸道，排便愉快

420
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:40,209
‎小楓樹，你的樹已茁壯成長
‎樹液也非常豐盛

421
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,793
‎請看，這就是健康的未來！

422
00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:46,459
‎老公，我以你為榮

423
00:19:46,543 --> 00:19:49,209
‎馬克，很成功喔
‎我們要去哪裡慶祝？

424
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,209
‎玫瑰蕾餐廳

425
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,751
‎我一直都沒有訂位

426
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,584
‎他喜歡吃梅花肉嗎？

427
00:19:55,668 --> 00:19:57,709
‎（蓋瑟瑞酒吧）

428
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,793
‎-好，有人倒了
‎-謝謝妳今天的幫忙

429
00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:05,126
‎我會找方法還那筆刺青錢給妳的

430
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,543
‎不用啦

431
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:09,543
‎若我要讓科特離開我的人生

432
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,709
‎我請那艘駁船的船長動手就好了

433
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:16,251
‎很感激你們來慶祝馬克完成馬拉松

434
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:17,543
‎還有黛安

435
00:20:17,626 --> 00:20:21,251
‎感激妳提供這多到離譜的梅花肉

436
00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:24,418
‎雖然我是出於惡意買的
‎但還是用愛意炮製

437
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:25,334
‎敬馬克

438
00:20:25,418 --> 00:20:28,668
‎你上次這麼用力幹一件事情
‎就幹出丹尼爾了！

439
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,876
‎黛安，別鬧了！

440
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,126
‎敬爸爸！

441
00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:33,209
‎敬馬克！

442
00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,459
‎我很喜歡這首歌
‎黛安，我們去跳舞吧！

443
00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:38,751
‎好啊！

444
00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:40,334
‎耶！

445
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:43,918
‎同行探員慶祝勝利的同時

446
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:48,668
‎艾克索意識到
‎雖然在任務過程中感到非常孤單

447
00:20:48,751 --> 00:20:50,918
‎但其實他從不孤單

448
00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:31,251
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