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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎（JEWEL OSCO超市）

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‎嘿 黛安！

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‎今天我最爱的爱吃肉的人想买什么？

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‎嗨托尼 有哪些快不太好了？

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‎我们有些牛肩肉馅 看起来颜色发灰l

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‎颜色发灰的肉？ 最好小心点

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‎就来两公斤吧

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‎库尔特科辛斯基 真没想到喘到你了

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‎哦 黛安

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‎真荣幸啊 你怎么在这儿啊？

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‎我…

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‎我要买点猪臀尖肉做辣子炖菜

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‎（库尔特+海蒂）

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‎你把咱俩一样的纹身换了？

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‎那可是我们在彭萨科拉
‎第二次度蜜月时纹的

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‎我知道你生气了

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‎但每次海蒂给我刮后背时

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‎都看到你的名字 那不公平

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‎我没生气

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‎我很高兴你的后腰纹身里
‎现在真的有了个妖精

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‎托尼给我你所有的猪臀尖肉

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‎黛安 我的辣子炖肉 使阴招

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‎这是你最后 一次从我这儿得到阴招

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‎好好看看这个漂亮的纹身
‎因为下次你看的时候

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‎就会是“黛安不是和库尔特”

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‎你的猪臀尖肉 黛安

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‎69号

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‎很好

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‎好了

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‎丹尼尔！你终于醒了
‎我想听听你的意见

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‎对 要戒烟

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‎不是 我是想问我的旧纹…

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‎现在不行 我上班要迟到了

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‎-你整晚都没睡吗？
‎-对

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‎我在找一些纹身
‎能把让人难堪的旧纹身盖住

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‎你要换掉塔斯马尼亚恶魔？

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‎-不是！
‎-卡尔文在绿湾包装工上撒尿？

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‎不是！

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‎这个碍眼的东西

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‎库尔特已经开始新生活了
‎我也应该这样

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‎黛安阿姨
‎现在让我看你的小爱肉太早了吧

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‎在库尔特的名字从我身上弄下去以前

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‎这里面没有爱

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‎请用医学术语来指称这一部位

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‎肥肉派对

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‎我大概根本不会这么说

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‎随便

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‎明天早上我在市中心约好了
‎去把这个纹身盖住

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‎等等 明天有马拉松 那里会挤死的

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‎是啊 但纹身有特价

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‎不管我想要什么只要花275美元 现金

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‎求你了 丹尼尔

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‎我需要个年轻酷男给我点意见

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‎告诉我这曼妙身材上
‎最诱人的亮点得是什么

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‎-我的工作衫！
‎-我的咖啡酒！

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‎现在我要迟到了 库斯古罗斯会去的

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‎库罗斯古斯是什么鬼？

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‎库斯古罗斯

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‎他是创意果汁的首席执行官
‎差不多是个偶像

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‎他们说他可以通过冥想改变身高

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‎那有什么 我可以通过排便改变体重

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‎说得好

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‎虽然挺恶心的

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‎以为能逃掉 是吗？

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‎（创意果汁）

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‎明天 我 库斯古罗斯 要跑马拉松

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‎不喝水、不穿鞋、也没有常规训练

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‎（复原果汁）

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‎跑完后

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‎我就用这个管子喝我们新的复原果汁

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‎然后就会感觉重获新生

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‎现在去做果汁吧！

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‎迟到的人

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‎迟到是灵魂不平衡的表现

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‎我一直都这么说

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‎但这个小小的脑袋里
‎有很多未开发的潜力

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‎就像一棵美丽的枫树
‎等待溢出甜美的汁液

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‎对不起我迟到了古罗斯先生

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‎拜托

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‎古罗斯先生是在树林里找到我
‎并抚养我长大的人

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‎叫我库斯

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‎好的库斯

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‎救赎在等着你 小枫树

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‎我选择你在终点线滋养我

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‎这将是我的荣幸

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‎丹尼尔 这意义非凡啊

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‎最后一个给库斯古罗斯果汁喝的员工
‎现在是首席财务官

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‎你明天不能迟到

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‎绝对不能 真是太荣幸了

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‎我真的觉得我还没发挥出全部潜力

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‎太好了

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‎说到这儿
‎有人把所有的潜能都倒进了厕所

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‎我们十分钟后开门

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‎我现在感觉特好 邦妮

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‎感觉我今年真的能跑过半马线

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‎其实 我觉得我能跑完该死的全马

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‎太好了亲爱的 不过以防万一
‎我给你带了急救包

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‎我会在21公里那儿拿着参赛奖牌等你

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‎不用了 我把所有东西都扔掉了

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‎那些以前拖我后腿的东西
‎比如跑步俱乐部

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‎我觉得如果你按照自己的速度跑

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‎慢跑教父就把你踢出去
‎那太不公平了

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‎这是相互的

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‎而且我买了一种新的
‎不会让肚子难受的蛋白质泥

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‎对你很好

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‎以防万一 我还是给你带上紧急内衣

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‎还有为了让我不会太紧张

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‎詹姆斯帕特森新的有声读物
‎塞思罗根朗读

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‎《诈骗美国总统》
‎一本引人入胜的惊悚小说

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‎主角是国际间谍和魔术师
‎阿克塞尔夏普

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‎帕特森又出新作了

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‎我已经可以在玫瑰花蕾饭馆里
‎品尝我胜利的柠檬煎鸡排了

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‎不要刺山柑花蕾 要酱汁

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‎瑞秋 嗨

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‎我要在肌肉僵硬之前去拉伸一下

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‎你的精油派对上午10点开始？

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‎不能忘了补水

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‎马克通常半程就累趴下了

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‎所以写我会参加

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‎目前为止 我的领跑者是芝加哥熊

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‎它有着公牛的头和黑鹰的翅膀

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‎-这样的纹身太时尚吗？
‎-是的当然

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‎黑色超大 太夸张了

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‎丹尼尔别看色情片了 帮我想想

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‎不是色情片 我要预定明早的优步

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‎就马拉松比赛那交通状况
‎我可不想冒险

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‎坐我的车

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‎我预约的纹身店离终点很近

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‎取消！

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‎我可以比任何人都快地送你到市中心

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‎我对这座城市很了解
‎就像对我肥肉派对的了解一样

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‎黛安阿姨 不行 我不能迟到

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‎首席执行官选择了我
‎他说我是他的小枫树

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‎好吧 我不知道那是怎么回事

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‎但好吧 我就自己去做这个小手术

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‎如果我在回家的路上失血过多

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‎也许有人会把我推到雨篷下面

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‎这样我就不会淋雨了

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‎但你还是去预定雨步吧

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‎库尔特忘了我了 看来你也是

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‎我的天啊 好吧 我跟你去

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‎完美！

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‎我们要负责任 要去上床睡觉

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‎好 去睡觉

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‎不准喝啤酒 我们得早起

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‎你知道的 是舒眠口服液

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‎（生活 大笑 跑步 慢跑教父）

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‎（VASOLINE乳霜）

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‎(芝加哥马拉松)

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‎（慢跑教父）

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‎味道像前院的味儿

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‎来点朗姆酒冲淡一下味道

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‎别再喝那个了

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‎不能停 我们要直奔市中心

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‎不要啊！

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‎因为一张违规停车罚单
‎他们就锁了我的车？

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‎可恶

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‎（选车）

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‎现在因为马拉松没有优步了

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‎这就是我昨晚想预定车来接我的原因

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‎-别担心 我打电话叫出租车
‎-车都有人了

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‎看好了 学着点 甜心

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‎嘿 小心看路啊

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‎抱歉我没看到

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‎因为我挺个大肚子 怀了双胞胎

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‎天啊 你没事吧？

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‎我只是想去医院

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‎那边那位是我的医生

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‎她随时可能会生

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‎坐我的出租车

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‎在你这个年纪 怀孕已经够危险了

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‎去你的

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‎我是说谢谢你善良的先生

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‎我的孩子们！

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‎像没抹润滑油的色情明星一样 快冲

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‎喂！

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‎我应该当演员

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‎谷歌地图说

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‎如果我们走湖岸去市中心的话
‎需要一个小时

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‎胡说八道 在这里左转

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‎左转？那是相反的方向

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‎丹尼尔你知道
‎为什么他们叫我捷径女王吗？

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‎因为那个发型是最简单的吗？

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‎好吧 我想有两个原因

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‎要去市中心
‎给你的布斯库鲁斯先生喝果汁

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‎你就得相信我

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‎是库斯古罗斯

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‎这边的交通状况也没好哪儿去

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‎我知道前面有个小巷

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‎以前从蒙特罗斯海滩回家的路上

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‎库尔特和我会停在那边啪啪一下

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‎这是把沙子
‎从轮胎缝里弄出来的好方法

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‎你不能在后座抽烟

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‎抱歉亲爱的

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‎那些巷子里的性爱记忆让我浑身发热

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‎我的税单收据

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‎-别担心 我来处理
‎-小心！

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‎-滚出去！
‎-拜托

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‎我在出租车上喷过更糟糕的东西

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‎滚出去！

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‎快点！

203
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,043
‎太绝了！

204
00:09:46,126 --> 00:09:48,126
‎你能快点吗？

205
00:09:48,209 --> 00:09:50,543
‎出租车挨踢排行榜第五名

206
00:09:50,626 --> 00:09:53,168
‎第 一必须是黑鹰队赢得了奖杯

207
00:09:53,251 --> 00:09:55,418
‎库尔特太兴奋了
‎他拿出了滑板和草皮

208
00:09:55,501 --> 00:09:56,876
‎请不要解释了

209
00:09:56,959 --> 00:10:00,043
‎那是你露着老二在车顶冲浪

210
00:10:00,126 --> 00:10:02,584
‎我人生中最美好的夜晚之一

211
00:10:04,043 --> 00:10:05,043
‎谢天谢地

212
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,543
‎黛安唐布罗夫斯基

213
00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:09,084
‎你想上我的车真是胆子大

214
00:10:09,168 --> 00:10:10,918
‎你还欠我钱呢

215
00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:12,959
‎你欠我钱 兰迪

216
00:10:13,043 --> 00:10:15,918
‎多层次营销就是这样的

217
00:10:16,001 --> 00:10:19,918
‎你骗了多少人？

218
00:10:20,543 --> 00:10:22,876
‎反正公交车是会堵车的

219
00:10:22,959 --> 00:10:24,834
‎火车是唯一的出路

220
00:10:28,209 --> 00:10:29,834
‎高纤维蛋白饼干？

221
00:10:29,918 --> 00:10:31,751
‎我很好 谢谢

222
00:10:32,668 --> 00:10:36,209
‎低级联邦特工的花哨表演
‎总是让他们丧命

223
00:10:36,293 --> 00:10:38,459
‎但阿克塞尔知道如何低调行事

224
00:10:38,543 --> 00:10:41,126
‎他是只孤独的狼 独自一人

225
00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:44,209
‎我是孤独的狼 我独自一人

226
00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:47,001
‎-小心
‎-不好意思

227
00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:48,001
‎看…

228
00:10:48,084 --> 00:10:49,209
‎看…

229
00:10:49,293 --> 00:10:50,251
‎那…

230
00:10:51,334 --> 00:10:52,168
‎那…

231
00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:53,709
‎没那…

232
00:10:54,209 --> 00:10:55,251
‎没那么…

233
00:10:55,334 --> 00:10:56,876
‎没那么糟糕

234
00:10:56,959 --> 00:10:59,501
‎好吧 得快点 我们不是很准时

235
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:01,459
‎黛安阿姨？

236
00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:05,709
‎-三个辣热狗和一个油炸配菜
‎-我们没时间买吃的了

237
00:11:05,793 --> 00:11:09,001
‎好吧 一个辣热狗和三个油炸配菜

238
00:11:09,084 --> 00:11:11,876
‎不管你上不上 我是要上那趟火车了

239
00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:15,126
‎对不起 果汁紧急事件

240
00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:17,543
‎-什么？不！
‎ -丹尼尔…

241
00:11:19,084 --> 00:11:20,293
‎五秒规则！

242
00:11:20,376 --> 00:11:21,876
‎在公共交通上不行

243
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:23,251
‎请注意

244
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,709
‎这列火车要改线

245
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:28,293
‎下一站 中途机场

246
00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:30,334
‎-该死！
‎-不！

247
00:11:31,376 --> 00:11:33,001
‎水是给弱者的！

248
00:11:36,918 --> 00:11:38,751
‎水！我需要水！

249
00:11:38,834 --> 00:11:41,793
‎抱歉 水都洒了 天啊

250
00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:45,459
‎祝贺你亲爱的 你跑完了

251
00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:47,293
‎不 我还没跑完

252
00:11:47,376 --> 00:11:49,959
‎马克 我觉得你有点脱水

253
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,043
‎你要退出也没关系

254
00:11:52,126 --> 00:11:53,543
‎我打赌你就希望那样

255
00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:54,459
‎什么？

256
00:11:54,543 --> 00:11:57,418
‎马克 行了 看看你的乳头流了多少血

257
00:11:57,501 --> 00:11:59,043
‎一切都在流血

258
00:11:59,126 --> 00:12:02,043
‎你要去的话
‎你可以去参加你的精油派对

259
00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:05,876
‎但这只孤狼要去的地方只有终点

260
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,626
‎我要快放1.5倍

261
00:12:08,709 --> 00:12:10,334
‎一起来吧 塞思罗根！

262
00:12:10,918 --> 00:12:13,501
‎低级联邦特工的花哨表演
‎总是让他们丧命

263
00:12:13,584 --> 00:12:14,918
‎阿克塞尔知道如何低调行事

264
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,834
‎他是只孤独的狼 独自一人

265
00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:22,334
‎我们在城市的另一边
‎离要去的地方两倍远

266
00:12:22,418 --> 00:12:25,376
‎怎么会没人拦住我们呢？
‎这太疯狂了！

267
00:12:25,459 --> 00:12:26,626
‎这很完美

268
00:12:26,709 --> 00:12:29,543
‎我们会借用麦奇的勒巴隆
‎从后边插进去

269
00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:32,418
‎比毕业舞会上的天主教少年还要快

270
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:35,834
‎-嗨 宝贝！
‎-妈 你们两个在这里干什么？

271
00:12:35,918 --> 00:12:37,751
‎我们要去市中心 因为我得去工作

272
00:12:37,834 --> 00:12:38,959
‎她得去弄新纹…

273
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:40,501
‎…棉条

274
00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:43,793
‎老女人还来事儿呢

275
00:12:43,876 --> 00:12:46,834
‎不 恶心 妈 恶心！
‎我不想想这些

276
00:12:46,918 --> 00:12:49,251
‎我们需要你车的钥匙 麦奇

277
00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,918
‎这个周末爸爸拿走了

278
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:52,959
‎该死

279
00:12:53,043 --> 00:12:55,751
‎库尔特到底去哪里需要一辆车？

280
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:57,793
‎他和海蒂一起去了密尔沃基

281
00:12:57,876 --> 00:12:59,626
‎他们去了切达节？

282
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,334
‎不是 他们在奶酪日

283
00:13:01,418 --> 00:13:04,668
‎在库尔特打了两天的波萝伏洛干酪后

284
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,668
‎我希望海蒂喜欢和他一起开车回来

285
00:13:07,751 --> 00:13:10,584
‎抱歉妈妈 我希望我能帮得上忙

286
00:13:10,668 --> 00:13:15,334
‎你是完美的 我的天使

287
00:13:16,293 --> 00:13:18,584
‎该死的世界极限运动会本周要开始了

288
00:13:18,668 --> 00:13:21,418
‎等等 世界极限运动会 我有个主意

289
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:25,043
‎我也这么想 我们劫持其中一架飞机

290
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:26,334
‎什么？不！

291
00:13:26,418 --> 00:13:28,709
‎好吧 我们做你想的

292
00:13:30,251 --> 00:13:31,543
‎好主意丹尼尔

293
00:13:31,626 --> 00:13:34,001
‎我们就像一对托尼霍克

294
00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:37,543
‎刚才你怎么不跟麦奇说你的纹身呢？

295
00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:40,084
‎你整天都在不停地说

296
00:13:40,168 --> 00:13:41,584
‎他很敏感

297
00:13:41,668 --> 00:13:44,251
‎对麦奇来说 这不仅仅是个纹身

298
00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:47,751
‎他慢慢长大 我和他爸就是他的全部

299
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:49,334
‎现在他害怕是他搞砸的

300
00:13:49,418 --> 00:13:52,043
‎他再也不会有这么好的爸爸了

301
00:13:52,126 --> 00:13:54,084
‎我们还在说麦奇吗？

302
00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:55,793
‎一直看着路

303
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,043
‎我们要走瓦克还是低阶瓦克？

304
00:13:58,126 --> 00:14:01,209
‎都不走！我们要走最低阶瓦克！

305
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:07,209
‎他认为是他盟友的人
‎实际上是破坏者

306
00:14:08,584 --> 00:14:10,209
‎哇 越来越好了

307
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,626
‎阿克塞尔看出他们搞阴谋对付他

308
00:14:12,709 --> 00:14:14,709
‎但这次他要先发制人

309
00:14:14,793 --> 00:14:17,626
‎但这次他要先发制人

310
00:14:27,418 --> 00:14:29,043
‎那真是太可怕了！

311
00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:31,251
‎那真是太棒了

312
00:14:31,334 --> 00:14:33,293
‎我的老天 到了

313
00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:35,876
‎捷径女王又成功了

314
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:36,793
‎（终点）

315
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,209
‎不要啊！我们已经这么近了！

316
00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:41,084
‎你在干什么？我们可以过去的

317
00:14:41,168 --> 00:14:42,251
‎你疯了吗？

318
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:44,918
‎这些桥就像加油站伟哥

319
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:48,334
‎完全竖起来前你还有四五分钟

320
00:14:52,293 --> 00:14:53,626
‎黛安放手

321
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:55,668
‎你得相信我

322
00:14:55,751 --> 00:14:58,459
‎我相信了 但看看我是什么下场

323
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:04,751
‎-天啊！
‎-酸爽啊！

324
00:15:07,668 --> 00:15:09,001
‎你知道人们常说

325
00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:10,834
‎一个人的垃圾是另一个人的…

326
00:15:10,918 --> 00:15:13,084
‎这些都是尿不湿

327
00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:15,084
‎好了 慢跑教父 数三下

328
00:15:15,168 --> 00:15:17,501
‎-阿克塞尔的敌人在列队
‎-慢跑教父！

329
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,626
‎机不可失 失不再来

330
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:22,251
‎这次不行 慢跑教父！

331
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,126
‎天啊

332
00:15:31,376 --> 00:15:33,001
‎再来一张

333
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,043
‎太棒了！

334
00:15:37,126 --> 00:15:39,918
‎有史以来排名前五的坠桥事件

335
00:15:40,001 --> 00:15:41,626
‎-有一次 库尔特和我…
‎-够了！

336
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:44,751
‎我不能再听你和库尔特的故事了

337
00:15:45,751 --> 00:15:47,751
‎等等 我的天

338
00:15:47,834 --> 00:15:50,001
‎你根本不想去市中心吧？

339
00:15:50,084 --> 00:15:52,043
‎你不想弄掉那个纹身

340
00:15:52,126 --> 00:15:53,668
‎那不准确

341
00:15:53,751 --> 00:15:55,668
‎你知道今天对我来说有多重要

342
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:58,834
‎对你来说不过是记忆小巷的怡情散步

343
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,209
‎而现在我们真的是
‎在一堆漂着的脏尿不湿上

344
00:16:02,293 --> 00:16:05,501
‎我们弄丢了果汁
‎这是我唯一要负责的事情

345
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:08,418
‎我没上大学 做着跟艺术不沾边的事

346
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,584
‎我只有这份工作

347
00:16:11,376 --> 00:16:13,209
‎我连这个都做不好

348
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,668
‎我辜负了库斯古罗斯

349
00:16:16,293 --> 00:16:17,293
‎都完了

350
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:18,751
‎去他的

351
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:21,709
‎辣妹不说完就没完

352
00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:23,709
‎情况很紧张

353
00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:26,001
‎别废话 帕特森

354
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,418
‎不要啊！

355
00:16:28,501 --> 00:16:29,709
‎我的耳机！

356
00:16:29,793 --> 00:16:31,918
‎我要知道结局

357
00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:33,709
‎马克 你还好吗？

358
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,959
‎你说得对邦妮 我跑不完

359
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:40,251
‎亲爱的 我很抱歉我说你跑不完

360
00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:43,751
‎但你让我知道你有多强大

361
00:16:43,834 --> 00:16:45,043
‎不够强大

362
00:16:45,626 --> 00:16:46,876
‎我让祖国失望了

363
00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:49,793
‎放弃任务

364
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:53,251
‎可能放弃了任务 但并没结束

365
00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:57,168
‎我们在终点见吧 阿克塞尔夏普

366
00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:03,584
‎《诈骗美国总统》 他妈的

367
00:17:07,709 --> 00:17:09,501
‎-嗨 我在想…
‎-什么？

368
00:17:09,584 --> 00:17:12,543
‎我不知道你们这些垃圾偷渡者
‎是怎么上的我的驳船

369
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:15,709
‎但不管你想要什么 答案都是不行

370
00:17:15,793 --> 00:17:17,418
‎现在呢？

371
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:19,543
‎好吧 你想杀谁？

372
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:22,501
‎我们只要你把这个河里的垃圾箱掉头

373
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,793
‎然后帮我们把那边的桶弄上来

374
00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:30,334
‎没有问题 我们有张网
‎用来在圣帕特里克节捞醉汉的

375
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:32,376
‎我就知道你看起来很眼熟

376
00:17:34,543 --> 00:17:36,168
‎那是你纹纹身的钱

377
00:17:36,251 --> 00:17:39,168
‎纹身的事儿 我先放一边了

378
00:17:39,251 --> 00:17:40,834
‎-真的吗？
‎-对

379
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:42,418
‎你说得对 孩子

380
00:17:42,501 --> 00:17:44,418
‎感觉就像是要摆脱我的过去

381
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:46,251
‎我喜欢我结束的地方

382
00:17:46,334 --> 00:17:48,459
‎我不想忘记我是怎么走过来的

383
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,668
‎我拿到桶了！

384
00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:53,626
‎还有足够的时间去杀人

385
00:17:55,626 --> 00:17:57,293
‎圣帕特里克节见！

386
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:59,334
‎把网给我准备好！

387
00:17:59,418 --> 00:18:01,418
‎这里有太多河水了

388
00:18:01,501 --> 00:18:03,001
‎我不能把这个给库斯喝

389
00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:06,626
‎芝加哥有全国最干净的河水

390
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:08,709
‎但如果你担心味道的话

391
00:18:10,626 --> 00:18:12,751
‎现在喝起来像夏日香蒂啤酒

392
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:14,584
‎希望他注意不到

393
00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:16,584
‎我的天啊 驳船！

394
00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:19,001
‎我知道 真不敢相信我们上去过

395
00:18:19,084 --> 00:18:20,876
‎不是 是驳船主唱！

396
00:18:20,959 --> 00:18:23,584
‎他在终点表演呢 我们走！

397
00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:30,959
‎加油阿克塞尔 快跑

398
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,751
‎你可以的

399
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,543
‎你很强大

400
00:18:35,043 --> 00:18:37,376
‎加油 快跑

401
00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:40,293
‎-爸爸？
‎-丹尼尔

402
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,959
‎好了 我扶住你了

403
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:44,918
‎-继续！
‎-好

404
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,751
‎-到了
‎-继续！

405
00:18:49,043 --> 00:18:51,168
‎我们成功了

406
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,834
‎他们给你免费的啤酒就为了跑步？

407
00:18:57,918 --> 00:19:00,751
‎好吧 马拉松真他妈的棒！

408
00:19:01,251 --> 00:19:03,459
‎马克你成功了！

409
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:05,543
‎是库斯古罗斯！

410
00:19:05,626 --> 00:19:07,251
‎那是“鲁斯图斯”？

411
00:19:07,334 --> 00:19:11,293
‎42.1公里没有补给

412
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:12,668
‎现在我只需要…

413
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,043
‎我们最新的复原果汁

414
00:19:14,626 --> 00:19:18,959
‎旨在恢复活力、重焕生机、补充元气

415
00:19:20,501 --> 00:19:22,834
‎这味道…不一样

416
00:19:22,918 --> 00:19:24,876
‎-我加了一些…
‎-发酵

417
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:28,126
‎在我们来的路上发酵了
‎就像康普茶一样

418
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,251
‎天才

419
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,126
‎肠胃是下半身的大脑

420
00:19:32,209 --> 00:19:34,418
‎开心的肠胃就是开心的屁股

421
00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:40,209
‎你的树开花了
‎你的汁液汹涌流淌 小枫树

422
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,793
‎看吧 健康的未来

423
00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:46,459
‎我真为你骄傲 亲爱的

424
00:19:46,543 --> 00:19:49,209
‎真厉害马克 我们去哪里开派对？

425
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,209
‎玫瑰花蕾

426
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:53,751
‎我从来没预约过

427
00:19:53,834 --> 00:19:55,584
‎他喜欢吃猪臀尖肉吗？

428
00:19:55,668 --> 00:19:57,709
‎（古瑟里酒馆）

429
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,793
‎-好吧 这儿有个喝倒了的
‎-谢谢你今天所做的一切

430
00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:05,126
‎我会想办法还你纹身的钱

431
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:06,543
‎别担心

432
00:20:06,626 --> 00:20:09,543
‎如果我决定彻底把库尔特
‎从我的生活中抹去

433
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,709
‎我就给那个垃圾驳船船长打电话

434
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:16,251
‎我想感谢你们两位前来为马克庆祝

435
00:20:16,334 --> 00:20:17,543
‎还有谢谢黛安

436
00:20:17,626 --> 00:20:21,251
‎有如此之多的猪臀尖肉

437
00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:24,418
‎因愤怒而买 但用爱做成

438
00:20:24,501 --> 00:20:25,334
‎敬马克

439
00:20:25,418 --> 00:20:28,668
‎他最后一次这么坚挺地做完
‎我们有丹尼尔

440
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,876
‎黛安 行啦！

441
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,126
‎敬爸爸！

442
00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:33,209
‎敬马克！

443
00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:37,459
‎我喜欢这首歌！黛安 来吧！

444
00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:38,751
‎来啦！

445
00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:40,334
‎耶！

446
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:43,918
‎当他的特工同伴们在庆祝胜利时

447
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:48,668
‎阿克塞尔意识到在执行任务时
‎他感到自己独自一人

448
00:20:48,751 --> 00:20:50,918
‎他从来不是真的独自一人

449
00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:31,251
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