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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎這兩個詞最能集合芝加哥的民眾了

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‎“停車場”和“野餐派對”

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‎我們從不同的地方
‎來到這裡喝啤酒、吃烤肉

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‎有時更加是來爽一炮

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‎只為慶祝我們對芝加哥小熊隊的愛

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‎我的家庭十幾年來也有這個傳統

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‎他們是我父母，路易斯和瑪格麗
‎又稱大路和阿碧

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‎噢，那就是我和邦妮

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‎靠，我們當年真美

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‎-我有美臀，邦妮有巨乳
‎-耶！

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‎我父母的停車場野餐派對
‎實在是沒得輸

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‎大家都知道
‎只要來到路與碧的派對

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‎肯定會樂而忘返

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‎但就如大部分一定年齡的芝加哥人
‎生活方式和飲食習慣

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‎大路和阿碧幾年前搬到亞利桑那了

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‎為了乾熱的天氣嘛

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‎但現在他們要回來
‎看我們敬重的小熊隊

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‎與最可惡的死對頭決戰

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‎綠灣包裝工

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‎我們要讓爸媽知道
‎停車場野餐派對還是一樣美好

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‎所以…

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‎美式足球的歌，你懂啦

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‎（中途國際機場）

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‎好，爸爸說他們會穿小熊隊的球衣

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‎標準版還是向軍人致敬版？

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‎我不知道

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‎噢，他們在那裡

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‎-開慢一點！
‎-喂！

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‎-媽，爸！
‎-邦妮，黛安！

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‎媽，很高興見到妳

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‎爸，你怎麼會坐著輪椅？

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‎-我最近都在坐輪椅
‎-變老的其中一個好處

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‎你們幹嘛帶那麼多行李？

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‎我們之前在清東西

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‎想把那些舊照片和小擺設
‎帶回來給妳們

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‎好，我們的舊東西嘛
‎上車吧，我們要去停車場野餐派對！

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‎爸，媽，歡迎回來祖國！

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‎-我們開始搖滾吧！
‎-小聲點！

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‎-太吵了！
‎-小聲點！

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‎-小黛，讓我幫妳吧
‎-我自己可以

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‎你發揮一點用處
‎去跟馬克解釋何謂美式足球吧

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‎馬克，要喝啤酒嗎？

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‎好啊

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‎你有阿拉嘉什秋季杏酒嗎？

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‎-這是自然淡啤酒
‎-好，自然牌吧？

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‎這個不是

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‎表弟，你敢信嗎？

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‎總有一天，這個派對就由我們來辦

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‎噢，你喜歡就你辦吧

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‎我不太喜歡在停車場吃吃喝喝

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‎真的嗎？我吃過最美味的餐點
‎都是在停車場吃的

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‎丹尼爾，阿公要杯七喜加威士忌

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‎好，阿公，我去幫你拿

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‎我好冷

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‎我都叫你把拉鏈拉上了

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‎我們甚麼時候要告訴女兒們？

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‎之後吧，放鬆下來，好好享受吧

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‎這是我們最後一次參與了

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‎搞甚麼？

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‎喂，入侵者，不要把妳的沙包
‎丟過來我們的停車場野餐派對啊！

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‎噢，妳那算是派對嗎？

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‎我還以為是流動施粥所

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‎噢，這麼快要開戰了？

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‎我聽到妳家長子
‎因為在圖書館看小黃片被捕了

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‎那部小黃片又沒有露點

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‎妳真的想扯到兒子嗎？

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‎他這種身材，根本連走路都成問題

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‎我家麥奇的小腿是庫克郡裡最壯的

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‎還登上過《論壇報》

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‎-鄧布羅斯基，放馬過來
‎-瑪麗帕，走吧，她不值得

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‎-回來吧
‎-對了，走啊！

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‎別再吼了，我們不是在俄羅斯

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‎威契克那家人，當上芝加哥辣根大王

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‎就以為自己很了不起

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‎誰在乎啊？

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‎聽我說，爸要死了

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‎現在嗎？

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‎不，我是說…我不知道，他生病了

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‎妳怎麼知道？

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‎妳仔細想想

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‎他坐輪椅，把舊東西還給我們…

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‎現在他又發冷了

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‎我還聽到媽媽說
‎這是他們最後一次的停車場野餐派對

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‎糟透了

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‎我知道

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‎-我們去跟他們談吧
‎-不

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‎若這是爸爸最後一次的
‎停車場野餐派對

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‎他們肯定不想我們搞砸的

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‎我不能裝作沒事發生

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‎妳可以的

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‎記得小時候老爸失業半年嗎？

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‎-甚麼？不記得
‎-就是嘛

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‎我們就還他一個人情
‎忍住情緒，盡情狂歡吧

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‎為了老爸

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‎為了老爸

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‎我一直都是負責烤漢堡的

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‎-酷
‎-真的很酷

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‎你要確保它們的間距平均

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‎不能讓它們丟下去

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‎聽起來很棒

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‎你要輪流嗎？

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‎不，你看來很專注

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‎我去看他們往垃圾桶燒些甚麼

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‎嗆到了

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‎爸，我做了你的最愛BLT三明治

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‎培根、羊肉和火雞

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‎謝謝，親愛的

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‎我的三明治！

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‎妳在幹嘛？

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‎我想讓好好他享受
‎有可能成為他最後一餐的三明治

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‎他要是吃了這垃圾食物就死定了

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‎那個三明治要價五塊錢的
‎真有妳的，白癡

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‎妳們在搞甚麼？

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‎-沒事
‎-我們知道你要死了

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‎-甚麼？
‎-妳到底在講甚麼？

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‎你不必隱瞞，我們已經知道了

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‎-知道甚麼？
‎-拜託

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‎你坐輪椅，又給傳家之寶
‎現在又咳嗽甚麼的

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‎我還聽到老媽說
‎這會是你最後一次的停車場野餐派對

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‎好，首先，我沒有要死

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‎但這次的確是
‎我們最後一次停車場野餐派對

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‎我們只是要把通行證賣給威契克家

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‎你他媽是認真的嗎？

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‎-妳可以冷靜一點嗎？沒有人要死
‎-這比死還慘

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‎你幹嘛要賣通行證？

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‎因為我和妳媽要分居

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‎我們要賣證換錢
‎讓她可以有自己的地方住，好嗎？

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‎你們幹嘛要離婚？

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‎我們沒有要離婚，我們只是要分居

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‎大家退後！

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‎你要把我們的停車場野餐派對
‎賣給威契克？

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‎我們錢不多
‎但我們值得過想要的生活

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‎從來沒有人能過自己想要的生活
‎你們有夠自私的

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‎-邦妮說得沒錯
‎-黛安說得沒錯，我講得沒錯

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‎對啊

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‎邦妮，要不要過去喝幾杯？

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‎好，我想去喝幾杯

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‎靠，即使以這家人來說
‎這場面也是有夠尷尬

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‎對，氣氛好緊張

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‎噢，我要去尿尿了

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‎排隊的人真多，進去之後

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‎只有一道薄薄的塑膠門
‎隔開你和外面那些人

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‎而他們就在外面等著你…

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‎尿尿

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‎對，我也得去小便

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‎來吧，我帶你去體育館裡的
‎現場應急人員廁所吧

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‎運輸安全官也算是現場應急人員？

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‎若有人在哈德森報攤打架
‎你以為誰會最先到場？

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‎他們怎麼可以這樣做？

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‎變老之後，就該去結婚啊

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‎這樣你們才可以彼此照顧
‎默默埋怨對方

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‎還有偏偏要賣給威契克家的人

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‎去死吧，全家去死

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‎爸媽到底在想甚麼？

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‎他們有沒有想過對我們的影響？

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‎顯然沒有，喝吧

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‎去探他們的時候要怎樣？

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‎要陪完老媽，再陪老爸嗎？

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‎還有我之後要去哪裡辦
‎停車場野餐派對？

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‎像禽獸一樣在G停車場辦嗎？

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‎我們應該去找那個叫威契克的老頭

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‎告訴他，交易告吹

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‎最好可以啦，阿邦
‎那裡是敵人的地盤

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‎我看過瑪麗帕用眼睛開啤酒

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‎-我們最好不要出手
‎-就不出手

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‎我們走過去，跟老頭講道理

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‎說我們爸媽是一時瘋癲
‎因此交易告吹

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‎然後他們就沒辦法把通行證賣出

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‎老媽不能搬出去

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‎他們就有時間可以重新考慮

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‎他們蠢死的分居想法，幹

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‎天啊，講“幹”真爽

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‎幹，去你媽的！

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‎大聲講吧，邦妮，我加入！

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‎我好餓，啤酒又走氣了，好餓啊

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‎我們在中場休息離開吧

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‎天啊，太慘了

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‎我們媽媽通常負責主持大局的

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‎現在阿公阿嬷
‎最後一次的停車場野餐派對

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‎將會是最糟的一次了

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‎沒錯，我不在乎停車場野餐派對

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‎但我不忍心看著阿公阿嬷悶悶不樂

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‎是不是有東西燒焦了？

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‎-可惡，我少看一眼就這樣
‎-沒關係，我去找些東西來烤

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‎黛安阿姨有教我怎麼煮大部分的動物

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‎-你負責飲料和娛樂
‎-沒問題，表弟

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‎我媽的車上有一件秘密武器

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‎好

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‎不是真正的武器吧

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‎在我手上，就是武器了

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‎這個廁所簡直是救星

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‎在這裡小便特別舒暢

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‎好，因為我也準備好尿尿了

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‎最棒是這裡永遠都不會有人排隊

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‎該死的！

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‎阿邦，我不知道
‎要怎麼接近威契克老頭

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‎我們要怎麼避過他的垃圾女兒？

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‎肯定會奏效的，計劃如下

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‎首先，我們要通過瑪麗帕那關

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‎她從九歲開始就有吸煙的習慣

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‎肯定會忍不住的

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‎那是香煙嗎？

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‎然後要過康妮那關

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‎她和他媽的辣肉醬

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‎沒錯

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‎妳們過來幹嘛？

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‎我們想告訴妳，那邊的巴金斯基家

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‎說他們的辣肉醬被票選為
‎停車場野餐派對必吃之選

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‎胡扯，他們都用蕃茄湯
‎而不是蕃茄醬

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‎水到不行的爛肉醬

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‎最後一關就是艾蓮

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‎她最愛喝酒

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‎對，她酗酒成癮

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‎她特別愛喝薄荷甜酒

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‎對了，1988年
‎廷利公園，史密夫飛船

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‎妳和她來過一次酒量比併

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‎-妳把她幹翻了
‎-對，沒錯

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‎然後妳對保全人員露奶
‎讓我們進到後台

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‎對，沒錯

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‎可惜我們現在沒有薄荷甜酒

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‎等我

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‎有夠快的

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‎我的肋排用它來腌泡的

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‎這不就是《艾蓮儘管來》嗎？

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‎真幽默，那首歌都已經多老了

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‎原來是一首歌？

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‎擊掌

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‎妳們兩個渣女想幹嘛？

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‎沒事

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‎我們找到一瓶薄荷甜酒

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‎然後憶起1988年的時候
‎我是怎麼把妳打敗的

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‎完勝啊

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‎妳要不要再比一次，還是妳不敢？

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‎邦妮，我都說了，她肯定不會跟妳比

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‎威契克家的人比不贏我們啦

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‎-永遠都比不贏
‎-走吧

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‎喂

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‎開了那瓶薄荷甜酒

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‎她們要比了！

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‎乾杯！

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‎該去找威契克老頭了

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‎芝加哥辣根之王

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‎這就是康恩樂團的《腐爛徒勞》

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‎你可以彈奏一些比較…舊的歌嗎?

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‎沒問題

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‎這是康恩樂團第一張專輯的歌

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‎路，友善點，他很努力了

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‎阿公阿嬷，你們餓嗎？

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‎這是怎麼回事？

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‎噢，香腸在烤架上爆掉了

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‎我又找不到夾熱狗用的麵包
‎所以就用上全麥口袋餅了

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‎-你說甚麼鬼？
‎-路，冷靜點

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‎孫子，看起來很好吃呢

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‎美味

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‎我就知道你們會喜歡

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‎馬克，黛安有提起過我嗎？

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‎據我所知就沒有了

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‎因為之前分手，她…

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‎嗯…科特，抱歉，這是甚麼鬼？

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‎幹嘛？你沒見過尿槽嗎？

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‎所以我們在彼此旁邊小便
‎中間毫無遮掩嗎？

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‎對，有問題嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎吉姆，完全正確

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‎事實上，我認為今年小熊隊的進攻

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‎在過去四個星期越來越失色

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‎失敗的次數持續增…

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‎鄧布羅斯基姊妹花

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‎停

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‎有何貴幹？

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‎我們知道父母把通行證賣給你了

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‎但他們沒有問過全家人的意見

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‎威契克先生
‎你最應該知道家庭的重要性吧

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‎世上沒有任何事物比家庭重要

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‎威契克先生，求你不要這樣對我們

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‎一言為定

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‎比他的長女還要容易應付

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‎有一個條件

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‎妳們必須在停車場野餐派對中

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‎一個最經典的活動中贏我

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‎丟沙包

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‎哇，好漂亮啊

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‎我的天啊

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‎這些沙包是用我女兒
‎洗禮裙子上的天鵝絨製成

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‎阿邦，我們能贏的，妳看他都90歲了

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‎比他的長女還要容易應付

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‎這句妳已經用過了

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‎威契克先生，沒問題

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‎我會說女士優先
‎但我看不到在場有甚麼女士

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‎-死老頭
‎-混蛋

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‎猛啊！

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‎有本事就贏我吧，鄧布羅斯基

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‎成功！

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‎一次進洞！

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‎厲害！

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‎好，妳可以的

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‎-好耶，我進洞了
‎-這就像樣了！

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‎小黛，最後一個由妳來丟

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‎不，我們一起丟

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‎好，我們不應該一起丟的

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‎看來交易依舊了

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‎我們接管妳們的空間後

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‎威契克一家就會辦出
‎芝加哥最棒的停車場野餐派對

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‎對，妳們回去那個檸檬水小攤吧

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‎滾回郊區吧，邦妮

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‎去吃優格清腸胃之類的

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‎黛安，妳最後一次停車場野餐派對
‎像妳的人生一樣糟呢

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‎好，開打吧

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‎不，不值得，我們走

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‎跟妳們的爛父母說

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‎威契克一家感謝他們的停車場…

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‎別再唱衰我們家

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‎猛啊！

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‎-現在怎麼辦？
‎-跑啊！

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‎抓住她們

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‎她們在那裡！

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‎妳居然出手打她了！

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‎只有我可以說我姊
‎是沒前途又可悲的廢物酒鬼

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‎她們沒有說到這個地步吧

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‎等等，我們可以躲進去

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‎但我們沒有門票

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‎我有兩張

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‎1988年，廷利公園，史密夫飛船

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‎她們往那裡跑了

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‎-追啊！
‎-讓開！

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‎有巨乳闖進來了！

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‎全員注意！

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‎阿邦，剛才太棒了！

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‎自從瑪莎史都華出獄後
‎我沒見過妳這麼精力充沛了

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‎對了，事隔多年
‎妳的巨乳還是這麼完美

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‎該死的，有保全！

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‎-跟我來！
‎-她們往天空樓閣走了

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‎我跟丟了

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‎阿邦，我們被困了

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‎我們進不了天空樓閣

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‎要怎麼辦？

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‎抱歉打擾了，但我聽到妳們有麻煩

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‎-要進我們的包廂嗎？
‎-好啊，謝謝

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‎“鮑”廂

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‎包裝工隊加油！

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‎嗨，女士們

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‎-歡迎
‎-多點女士，謝天謝地

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‎-噁心的包裝工粉絲
‎-媽的包裝工粉絲

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‎我做不了，我被人看著尿不出來

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‎我要有廁格，不然至少要有一個間隔

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‎沒事的

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‎他們會往尿槽放冰塊
‎我想看看自己能融多少冰

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‎巴比，你個王八蛋，最近怎麼樣？

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‎泰迪，你個混蛋，小熊隊加油！

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‎妳們好，來拍張照
‎紀念包裝工再一次勝利吧

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‎好，準備好了
‎數三聲說“布雷特法弗”

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‎-一、二…
‎-布雷特法弗

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‎去你的！

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‎我情願被判死刑

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00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,834
‎也不要跟你們這些人在一起！

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‎她通常不是這樣的
‎好啦，其實是啦，謝謝

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‎去你的綠灣！

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‎-靠，到處都是黃衣人！
‎-抓住她們！

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‎邦，我跑不動了

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‎我的肺好燙

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‎-她們在那裡！
‎-一定要抓到妳們！

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‎喂

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‎那裡，跟我來

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‎好耶！

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‎右轉，這個地方老娘最熟悉了

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‎靠，我錯囉

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‎球場上有一輛車

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‎看來是兩名醉妹在開車

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‎這個看起來特別眼熟

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‎-哇靠！
‎-我知道，我差不多能尿出來了

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‎-我們要走了！
‎-不…

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‎我好醉啊！

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‎我們會長生不死！

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‎邦妮，我們是傳奇…

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‎麥奇，到底能不能看比賽啊？

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‎阿嬷，對不起

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00:19:14,584 --> 00:19:17,501
‎丹尼爾去找工具來修理電視了

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‎用甚麼來修？全麥口袋餅？

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‎夠了，阿路

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‎有了，我找到延長線了！

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00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:26,334
‎我申請小熊信用卡就免費送

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‎年利率要38%，但值得啊

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‎-好，開始吧，小熊隊！
‎-孩子們，做得好！

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‎-媽？
‎-媽？

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‎（醉女鬧事）

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00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:41,001
‎-女兒們！
‎-媽的，我們去！

388
00:19:41,084 --> 00:19:44,001
‎…包括一台被盜的救傷車

389
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:45,501
‎她們活該啦

390
00:19:47,668 --> 00:19:50,834
‎救命，我放太多牛肋扒在烤爐上了！

391
00:19:50,918 --> 00:19:53,043
‎-它要壓死我了！
‎-天啊！

392
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:54,126
‎去幫他吧，丹尼爾

393
00:19:56,376 --> 00:19:57,209
‎抬起來

394
00:19:59,418 --> 00:20:01,459
‎用你那雙得獎的小腿吧！

395
00:20:06,459 --> 00:20:07,959
‎你沒事吧？

396
00:20:08,043 --> 00:20:11,168
‎辣根，我要辣根

397
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:13,793
‎（軍人球場醉鬼監禁室
‎由米勒啤酒贊助）

398
00:20:13,876 --> 00:20:16,668
‎我還醉著，但已經在宿醉了

399
00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,459
‎邦，我不得不說

400
00:20:18,543 --> 00:20:21,709
‎我好久沒見過這麼狂野的妳

401
00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:23,084
‎我喜歡

402
00:20:23,168 --> 00:20:26,376
‎爸媽的事情實在讓我太驚訝了

403
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,209
‎嗯，我也是

404
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:32,334
‎我一直以來嘴上說著
‎不想失去停車場野餐派對

405
00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:36,168
‎但其實是爸媽要分居，讓我很氣憤

406
00:20:36,251 --> 00:20:38,001
‎不用想也知道吧

407
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,418
‎但沒事的

408
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:44,793
‎他們還是我們的父母，還會愛著我們

409
00:20:45,293 --> 00:20:46,501
‎妳們不知廉恥！

410
00:20:46,584 --> 00:20:48,084
‎妳們是腦進水嗎？

411
00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:49,459
‎真是的！

412
00:20:49,543 --> 00:20:52,168
‎妳們加起來都上百歲了！

413
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,334
‎妳爸最後一次停車場野餐派對
‎也要這樣對他？

414
00:20:55,418 --> 00:20:56,834
‎妳們到底有沒有想過

415
00:20:56,918 --> 00:20:59,876
‎醉酒鬧事被捕，會讓妳媽多難過？

416
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,251
‎-對不起
‎-對不起

417
00:21:04,293 --> 00:21:07,043
‎-那是新褲子嗎？
‎-我不想談

418
00:21:07,126 --> 00:21:10,334
‎如果這是我們家
‎最後一次停車場野餐派對

419
00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:12,168
‎至少是非常難忘吧

420
00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:13,334
‎丹尼爾，真幽默

421
00:21:13,418 --> 00:21:16,293
‎丹尼爾和麥奇
‎怎麼會跟威契克一家聊天？

422
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,126
‎我應該是被電擊槍電到有幻覺

423
00:21:23,376 --> 00:21:25,084
‎這是怎麼回事？

424
00:21:25,168 --> 00:21:28,376
‎我剛才“被困於”烤爐之下

425
00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:33,001
‎然後有一個“大男孩”
‎和一個“小表弟”，救了我一命

426
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:34,501
‎正是如此

427
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,959
‎所以你不會買我們的通行證了？

428
00:21:37,043 --> 00:21:38,543
‎不，我還是會買

429
00:21:38,626 --> 00:21:42,001
‎但我們威契克家的停車場野餐派對

430
00:21:42,084 --> 00:21:44,001
‎永遠會留一張椅給鄧布羅斯基家

431
00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:47,668
‎免費酒水，還不用早上6點趕過來？

432
00:21:47,751 --> 00:21:51,126
‎蹭其他人的停車場野餐派對真爽！

433
00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:54,876
‎小熊隊以64比3輸給包裝工隊

434
00:21:54,959 --> 00:21:56,168
‎媽的

435
00:22:32,668 --> 00:22:35,584
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