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‎要我離開自己的家太過分了，媽

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‎沒用的傢伙
‎現在才展現出他的男子氣概

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‎他在我跟別人交往之後才做出反應

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‎跟佛斯托在一起時，我感受到

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‎我跟魯伊在一起頭幾年的感受

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‎別為了胡扯的事自責，瑞佛吉歐

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‎我是莉莉，媽，妳的女兒

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‎我的女兒？

9
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‎嗯

10
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‎最好是啦

11
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‎男人都是動物

12
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‎所以我才一生不婚

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‎我只想待在能讓我快樂的人身旁

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‎嘿

15
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‎妳有沒有體驗過美好的性愛？

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‎因為我…

17
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‎我好像沒有

18
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‎沒有，我沒體驗過美好的性愛

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‎我不知道

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎-妳今天已經洗過澡了
‎-我還沒洗澡，妳有什麼問題？

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‎帕奇，妳為什麼…

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‎-我每天都要洗澡，我告訴妳
‎-我們今天已經洗過澡了

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‎我不要跟妳一起洗澡
‎妳明明有自己的浴室

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‎-好，夠了，我受夠了
‎-不要，快穿上

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‎-我要去洗澡
‎-快下雨了

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‎妳真囉嗦

28
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‎不！妳把自己關起來了，帕奇
‎我的天啊

29
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‎帕奇

30
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‎開門

31
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‎我來了

32
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‎快接電話，媽的

33
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‎快接啊

34
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‎幹！

35
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‎他媽的

36
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‎蓋子呢？

37
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‎來，我幫你

38
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‎你太蠢了

39
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‎告訴我

40
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‎妳知道她有交往對象嗎？

41
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‎你也該會判斷關係何時結束了

42
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‎所以他是誰？

43
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‎安德莉亞的牙醫
‎也是她表姐的前男友

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‎哪個表姐？

45
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‎一個我受不了的女人
‎瑪麗亞克莉絲蒂娜

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‎一個婊子

47
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‎最傷人的是

48
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‎她還拿她媽媽的疾病來欺騙我們

49
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‎這是你編造的嗎？別拿那種事開玩笑

50
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‎我沒有，我說的是實話

51
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‎“星期六回娘家”這種事根本不存在
‎伊達莉亞

52
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‎她都偷溜去見那傢伙

53
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‎好吧，利用媽媽來掩蓋行蹤

54
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‎這真的太過分了

55
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‎當然過分，她就是為了跟人上床

56
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‎她毀了她表姐的生活
‎也毀了我們的生活

57
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‎這可不關我的事，她嫁的人不是我

58
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‎奶媽，我的吐司

59
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‎我警告你，最好別讓妹妹聽到
‎我才洗了她的運動褲，真的很髒

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‎-我希望她上學時可以體面一點
‎-我知道

61
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‎我不會回來吃午餐

62
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‎妳可以去學校接她嗎？

63
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‎我把果昔拿去給她

64
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‎我忙死了，該死

65
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‎“工作”

66
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‎這個臭傢伙

67
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‎奧提布奇歐！

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‎妹妹，妳怎麼在這裡？妳會遲到的

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‎快下樓

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‎我馬上過去

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‎（讓電子郵件廣告為您鋪路）

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‎（茱莉亞佩雷斯）

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‎（佛斯特）

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‎（你太累了，親愛的）

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‎我要下樓了

76
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‎等等，妹妹，妳的鞋帶鬆了

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‎-好痛
‎-抱歉

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‎我會小心一點

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‎媽媽今天不是要帶我去上
‎“克波耶卡”嗎？

80
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‎-卡波耶拉
‎-卡波耶拉

81
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‎因為你們吵架了？

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‎不是

83
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‎她去看妳奶奶了

84
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‎但妳別擔心這種事，好嗎？

85
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‎媽媽以前都不去看奶奶的，對不對？

86
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‎但現在她發瘋了，老是去看她

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‎因為她想跟她多相處

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‎妳懂嗎？

89
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‎妳奶奶年紀大了

90
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‎雖然我現在很健康

91
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‎但我總有一天也會老
‎我們總有一天都會老

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‎等我變成老頭子

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‎妳就要照顧我

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‎先警告妳，我的脾氣一定很差

95
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‎如果你脾氣很差，我就不照顧你了

96
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‎不然我一定會照顧你

97
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‎好吧，既然如此

98
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‎我的脾氣一定不會很差

99
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‎-一言為定？
‎-一言為定

100
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‎那就說好了

101
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‎她半夜跑到大馬路上，這太危險了

102
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‎這種事只會越來越常發生

103
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‎這是她精神退化的病徵之一

104
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‎很多人還會忘記禮儀

105
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‎她也跟妳聊過性愛的事？

106
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‎-對，講個不停
‎-讓她晚上時一個人太可怕了

107
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‎別擔心，我會找人輪夜班

108
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‎好，有什麼事再打電話給我

109
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‎-我留了個跟妳媽一樣的三明治給妳
‎-謝謝

110
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‎喂？

111
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‎怎麼了？

112
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‎好吧

113
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‎算是吧

114
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‎我要去錄音室了

115
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‎我只是不想碰到魯伊
‎而且我媽狀況不太好

116
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‎我晚點再解釋，好嗎？

117
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‎好

118
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‎-早安，克魯斯，不好意思
‎-早安

119
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‎為什麼大人都喜歡打掃
‎很快又會弄髒的東西？

120
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‎過來，孩子，快點走吧

121
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‎她在浪費水

122
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‎我要去告狀

123
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‎妳是不是帶了石頭之類的？

124
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‎妳的包包好重

125
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‎-那是…
‎-等等，妳的午餐！

126
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‎想拿什麼都可以

127
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‎嗨，蓋洛

128
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‎茱莉亞，不要不理我，我們得談談

129
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‎-內斯托！
‎-怎麼了，鄰居？

130
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‎有沒有適合帶去學校的午餐？

131
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‎有，在籃子裡

132
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‎不，這些都是火雞

133
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‎有雞蛋三明治，有機的喔

134
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‎跟機器人雞蛋不一樣，對不對？

135
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‎-內斯托，那是蟲子嗎？
‎-不是，那是醃豬肉皮

136
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‎-是素食嗎？
‎-走吧

137
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‎當然是囉，嘿

138
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‎我忘了帶錢包，晚點再付錢

139
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‎對，有冷凍義大利餃

140
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‎-妳的咖啡
‎-謝謝

141
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‎告訴安德莉亞說
‎她今天不去上卡波耶拉了

142
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‎幫我寵寵她，好嗎？

143
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‎-妳的馬芬
‎-謝謝

144
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‎別忘了把大行李箱從儲藏室拿出來

145
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‎魯伊說好今天會搬出去

146
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‎謝謝妳，伊達莉亞

147
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‎總共是87披索

148
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‎-好
‎-別付錢

149
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‎你在這裡做什麼？
‎稍等一下，馬上回來

150
00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,125
‎-我一直在跟蹤妳，我有個計畫
‎-等等

151
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‎沒來參加我派對的人可以在這裡報名

152
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‎我明天再帶來

153
00:09:48,589 --> 00:09:49,798
‎熊是誰的？

154
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‎我！

155
00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:53,469
‎給你

156
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,971
‎胡安妮塔是妳的

157
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‎-你可以明天再給我錢
‎-好

158
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‎要看時間決定

159
00:10:00,017 --> 00:10:01,602
‎不能超過一個星期

160
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:02,770
‎杜西是你的

161
00:10:03,354 --> 00:10:05,648
‎卡蘿，這是妳的

162
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,024
‎咖啡機是誰的？

163
00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:09,777
‎快走…

164
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,129
‎妳的早餐，女士

165
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:30,964
‎別叫我女士，白痴

166
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,385
‎否則你會蛀牙，客人都跑光光

167
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,054
‎妳今天幹嘛這麼暴躁？

168
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:40,599
‎來吧，去大人區吃早餐

169
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‎好

170
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:46,730
‎妳要接電話嗎？

171
00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:48,607
‎不，我晚點再看

172
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,362
‎我討厭沒有人生

173
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‎討厭死了

174
00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:55,823
‎別抱怨了

175
00:10:55,906 --> 00:10:59,743
‎總統每天都向國家演講
‎這是一種特權

176
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,663
‎邱伊，你相信精神疲勞嗎？

177
00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:04,790
‎你怎麼不轉行演藝圈算了？

178
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,792
‎-你好
‎-怎麼了？

179
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,127
‎你去問她

180
00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,921
‎她凌晨五點起床可不是為了那個特權

181
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‎天啊，妳們兩個又來了

182
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:14,591
‎怎麼了？

183
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,760
‎魯伊，我想跟你說清楚

184
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,763
‎你在派對上的舉動讓我很不舒服
‎這不是第一次了

185
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,348
‎不要再發生了，好嗎？

186
00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:26,145
‎一起聽聽她的故事

187
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:36,822
‎妹妹？

188
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,033
‎我們去公園吧

189
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,995
‎不行，我有很多事情要做

190
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:47,624
‎妳說今天沒有功課，妳在做什麼？

191
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,716
‎好吧，不要跟別人說

192
00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:58,927
‎我在學校的朋友

193
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‎都很喜歡我的玩具

194
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‎所以

195
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:08,645
‎我要把玩具借給他們一、兩天

196
00:12:09,605 --> 00:12:13,192
‎或許可以讓我賺點錢

197
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‎只要妳不要跟別人說

198
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,531
‎我可能可以分妳一點

199
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:26,288
‎在我的故鄉，那叫出租，不叫出借

200
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,166
‎但妳知道嗎？

201
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‎我寧願妳聰明，也不希望妳無助

202
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‎什麼聲音？

203
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‎我不知道

204
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‎過來看看

205
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‎奧提布奇歐

206
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,827
‎這隻小雞是你兒子

207
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:08,831
‎這是你兒子

208
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:12,084
‎你最喜歡什麼顏色？棕色？

209
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,837
‎還是…白色？

210
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,717
‎這隻公雞真帥氣

211
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,303
‎牠不會說西班牙語

212
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,098
‎那牠會說什麼？英文？

213
00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,600
‎不是，他會說公雞語

214
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:43,031
‎妳可以幫牠織一條
‎像妳聖誕節送我的那種圍巾嗎？

215
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,785
‎妳爸媽會希望我們

216
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,121
‎把公雞還給露茲太太

217
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:53,458
‎才不會，他們一直在吵架
‎根本不會注意到牠

218
00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:58,255
‎妳很擔心他們吵架的事，對不對？

219
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,263
‎茱莉亞，妳在哪裡？
‎為什麼不接電話？我很生氣

220
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,180
‎好

221
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:08,932
‎-謝謝
‎-再見

222
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,856
‎（出租）

223
00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:21,361
‎喂？

224
00:14:21,445 --> 00:14:23,363
‎嗨，鄰居，我住在12號公寓

225
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:26,199
‎我忘了帶鑰匙，可以讓我進去嗎？

226
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,201
‎樓下好像有小偷

227
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,244
‎不是！

228
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,416
‎你為什麼沒有鑰匙就想闖進來？

229
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,668
‎我太太要過來了，謝謝妳，鄰居

230
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,754
‎她不該這麼粗心的

231
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:42,090
‎-你會打電話給消防隊嗎？
‎-沒錯

232
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:44,843
‎如果聞到瓦斯漏氣，我一定會打的
‎妳別擔心

233
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,097
‎嘿

234
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,266
‎你可以從我的窗戶爬過去

235
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,063
‎小心！迪特準備射門…得分！

236
00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:59,775
‎得分！

237
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,777
‎謝謝，真的很抱歉

238
00:15:02,361 --> 00:15:04,029
‎午安，不好意思

239
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,573
‎我有…對不起

240
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,241
‎不好意思

241
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,668
‎這有點高，對不對？

242
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,128
‎快點，我老公會吃醋

243
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,797
‎快點，你快走吧

244
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:24,841
‎謝謝

245
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:31,723
‎嘿

246
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:34,726
‎-有聞到味道嗎？
‎-我不知道

247
00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:36,520
‎等等

248
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:43,860
‎沒有…

249
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,613
‎沒有味道，沒有漏氣

250
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,700
‎你們兩個給我小聲一點

251
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:52,577
‎沒人想聽到你們做那些下流事的聲音

252
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,633
‎魯伊！

253
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:08,844
‎佛斯托

254
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:10,637
‎佛斯托

255
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:14,725
‎不要了…

256
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,351
‎不要了

257
00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,369
‎妳快睡著了？

258
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,328
‎沒有

259
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:55,640
‎這不是真的吧

260
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,608
‎不可能吧

261
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,373
‎他準備射門…

262
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,290
‎先生？

263
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,215
‎先生？

264
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:12,425
‎說來聽聽

265
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,636
‎我會告訴妳，但妳不能笑

266
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,012
‎-好
‎-好，來吧

267
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,931
‎“自殺蛀牙”

268
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,018
‎真的嗎？

269
00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:25,147
‎幹嘛？這個名字很酷
‎我已經下訂商品了

270
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,524
‎不會吧…

271
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:32,112
‎你說你已經為一個還不存在的樂團
‎訂了T恤和別針？

272
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,866
‎你真是個白痴，佛斯托

273
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,578
‎但我還是很愛你

274
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,790
‎超…愛你

275
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,380
‎就算你是個白痴

276
00:18:50,881 --> 00:18:54,009
‎我是兒童牙醫，當然白痴囉

277
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,100
‎我沒跟他和我爺爺一樣

278
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,978
‎當上口腔外科醫師時
‎我爸就說得很清楚了

279
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,107
‎我畢業時，他送了我一支勞力士

280
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,109
‎天啊，真愛慕虛榮

281
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,402
‎然後他跟我說

282
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,612
‎“小心點，兒子

283
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:18,116
‎兒童牙醫是牙醫師中自殺率最高的”

284
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,534
‎-不會吧
‎-是真的

285
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:24,581
‎從那天起，我就愛上了這個

286
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,341
‎你真的會讓小朋友吸這個？

287
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,259
‎當然不會

288
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,804
‎只有我一個人獨處時會吸而已

289
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,057
‎這是我個人的娛樂活動

290
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,018
‎這不會讓你的大腦融化之類的嗎？

291
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,562
‎我可不能失去我的大腦

292
00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,272
‎不會，正好相反，這可以幫上忙

293
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:50,440
‎-真的嗎？
‎-嗯

294
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:53,360
‎拿著

295
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,116
‎來吧

296
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,005
‎-我覺得這裡就行了
‎-好

297
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,050
‎-快走
‎-好

298
00:20:23,223 --> 00:20:24,891
‎快跑…

299
00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,601
‎快點

300
00:20:48,999 --> 00:20:51,334
‎（鎖匠）

301
00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,963
‎-嗨，你好
‎-需要幫忙嗎？

302
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,511
‎-午安
‎-妳好，露茲

303
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:19,446
‎所以，妳以後想跟我一起去旅行嗎？

304
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:20,864
‎以後

305
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,534
‎只要不要帶我去
‎我表姐去過的麥卡倫就好

306
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,578
‎不，那是她帶我去的

307
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:29,497
‎我討厭麥卡倫

308
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:31,666
‎我們可以去波多黎各

309
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:36,129
‎在漂亮的海灘上裸體散步

310
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,297
‎大啖美食

311
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,631
‎聽起來好棒

312
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,595
‎我都不記得沒帶孩子去旅行的感覺了

313
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,931
‎我是說，每次出門旅行

314
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:49,809
‎都得帶著她的小被子和玩偶

315
00:21:49,893 --> 00:21:52,187
‎因為她說她會認床

316
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:57,108
‎害得我的行李箱什麼也裝不下
‎都被她的小被子塞滿了

317
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:02,822
‎人生的主角不再是自己
‎真是太瘋狂了

318
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,874
‎-幹嘛？
‎-沒幹嘛

319
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:48,368
‎兄弟，我知道你很難過

320
00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:51,371
‎但如果你需要喝一杯，只有一杯喔

321
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:55,500
‎那就隨和一點，來參加週年派對吧

322
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,837
‎記得洗個澡
‎或許有個人可以介紹給你認識

323
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:31,327
‎不，你們就是那樣，對吧？

324
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,412
‎對，沒錯

325
00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,469
‎-老兄，茱莉亞有來嗎？
‎-沒有

326
00:23:47,552 --> 00:23:49,512
‎好掃興，再見

327
00:23:50,013 --> 00:23:51,055
‎我開玩笑的

328
00:24:08,448 --> 00:24:09,657
‎請給我一杯威士忌

329
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:15,538
‎妳是卡麥隆嗎？

330
00:24:16,206 --> 00:24:18,041
‎不會吧，我是魯伊

331
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,084
‎妳好嗎？

332
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:22,212
‎-我們終於見面了
‎-對

333
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,757
‎-雷伊莎常提到你
‎-她在可憐我

334
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,717
‎才不是，她是愛你

335
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,385
‎她很愛講你的事

336
00:24:30,929 --> 00:24:32,805
‎不可能，我是個爛人

337
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:34,182
‎看來你們見面了

338
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,435
‎抱歉害妳創傷了

339
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:40,188
‎還沒好轉？

340
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,148
‎-我徹底搞砸了
‎-謝謝

341
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,025
‎你做了什麼？

342
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,905
‎-她為了一個牙醫離開我
‎-天啊，真夠可惡的

343
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,867
‎她離開我
‎跑去和一個富二代牙醫在一起

344
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:56,454
‎她沒有離開你，你們已經分居了

345
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:59,666
‎我們是正要分居，那不一樣

346
00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:01,793
‎兄弟，你沒事的

347
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:04,546
‎妳知道她有交往對象了？

348
00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:05,922
‎我不知道

349
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,132
‎那我就更不懂了，難道我瞎了？

350
00:25:08,216 --> 00:25:11,344
‎我要妳聽我說話，我需要找人談談

351
00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:12,637
‎如果你想談談

352
00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,889
‎那就冷靜，等我有空

353
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:18,643
‎該死

354
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:20,353
‎請給他一杯水，親愛的

355
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,482
‎不用了，可以再來一杯威士忌嗎？

356
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:29,821
‎嘿，牙醫的法文怎麼說？

357
00:25:29,904 --> 00:25:31,489
‎該死的牙醫

358
00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:34,492
‎說得好

359
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,913
‎老天

360
00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:41,249
‎看到妳媽變那樣，感覺一定很糟

361
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,167
‎我差點撞到她

362
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,129
‎我覺得我的心都碎了

363
00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:49,007
‎妳確定不跟我一起過夜？

364
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,551
‎不行，我得去看看魯伊的情況

365
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:55,013
‎我叫他今天搬出去
‎他可以去住他媽媽家

366
00:25:55,972 --> 00:25:56,973
‎他要搬出去了？

367
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,312
‎聽著，我回娘家之前

368
00:26:02,812 --> 00:26:06,065
‎我們大吵了一架，他知道我們的事了

369
00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:08,818
‎什麼？

370
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,154
‎沒什麼

371
00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,865
‎我是說，沒關係的

372
00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:19,329
‎我們會和安德莉亞談談，就這樣

373
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,664
‎-真的糟透了
‎-他媽的

374
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:23,666
‎我現在很自由，也更開心了，幹嘛？

375
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:24,709
‎妳搞什麼？

376
00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:27,837
‎妳在這裡待了一整天
‎到了現在才突然跟我說？

377
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:32,634
‎對不起，我忘了
‎這是昨天發生的事，抱歉

378
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:37,221
‎這不就是我們想要的嗎？

379
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,766
‎對，但不是以這種方式
‎魯伊怎麼辦？

380
00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,487
‎什麼叫魯伊怎麼辦？

381
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:57,700
‎你真是個白痴

382
00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:02,330
‎如果你害怕，那我們就到此為止

383
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,882
‎兄弟，怎麼了？

384
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,384
‎抱歉打擾了

385
00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:17,679
‎妳好嗎，蕾貝？可以聊聊嗎？

386
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,138
‎我們聊很多了

387
00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:21,182
‎來嘛，我們去外面

388
00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:23,685
‎-別這麼討人厭
‎-別碰我，我討人厭？

389
00:27:23,768 --> 00:27:25,269
‎你真是個混蛋，我說真的

390
00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:28,147
‎嘿，別這麼激動嘛，太歇斯底里了

391
00:27:28,231 --> 00:27:30,274
‎嘿，她叫你不要碰她，混蛋

392
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:34,487
‎等等，對不起，冷靜點

393
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,739
‎沒事了，抱歉

394
00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:40,910
‎他是個混蛋

395
00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:44,664
‎-他在跟蹤妳
‎-對，他是個白痴

396
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,558
‎要不要去抽根菸？

397
00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:05,184
‎好，當然

398
00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,608
‎你必須清醒一點，兄弟

399
00:28:12,692 --> 00:28:13,985
‎我真是個白痴

400
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:17,321
‎我今天一整天都在傷口上撒鹽

401
00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:20,616
‎老兄，你們已經訂下了基本原則

402
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:23,745
‎不能因為你覺得怪怪的或突然吃醋

403
00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:27,415
‎而隨便打破，你是認真的嗎？

404
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:33,379
‎我知道很困難，但承諾是不能收回的

405
00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:35,715
‎妳們說起來當然很容易

406
00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:37,800
‎妳們跟我是不同層級的

407
00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:40,219
‎拜託，老兄

408
00:28:41,512 --> 00:28:43,765
‎大家都以為三人行的情侶

409
00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:47,018
‎整天都在激情地做愛

410
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:50,646
‎不給彼此承諾，但實情不是那樣

411
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:54,609
‎我們必須立下的規則

412
00:28:54,692 --> 00:28:56,903
‎比憲法還要多，兄弟

413
00:28:58,446 --> 00:28:59,822
‎誰都不屬於誰

414
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:02,116
‎但我們會支持彼此

415
00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:06,370
‎三個人什麼都能聊

416
00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:07,997
‎對，這樣很麻煩

417
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,125
‎但也省下了很多悲傷

418
00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,838
‎我們也不能選邊站

419
00:29:16,506 --> 00:29:17,840
‎除了床上之外

420
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,175
‎真是的

421
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:26,599
‎不過，只要有一方覺得不舒服

422
00:29:26,682 --> 00:29:29,852
‎我們就會結束關係

423
00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:31,979
‎關係就沒了

424
00:29:32,772 --> 00:29:34,607
‎喂，妳們搞什麼？

425
00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,275
‎妳們想一直待在這？

426
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,027
‎蘿米娜

427
00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:40,530
‎讓他們留下來，走吧

428
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:41,823
‎-他喝醉了？
‎-對

429
00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:01,050
‎別擔心，會相安無事的

430
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:26,576
‎慢慢來，踏出一步，安德莉亞

431
00:30:27,118 --> 00:30:29,078
‎茱莉亞，妳快看

432
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,746
‎再走幾步，沒錯！

433
00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:34,292
‎她會走路了

434
00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:39,714
‎安德莉亞，沒錯，來吧…

435
00:30:40,214 --> 00:30:42,592
‎過來這裡，寶貝，妳好棒

436
00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,803
‎茱莉亞，妳有看到嗎？

437
00:31:29,597 --> 00:31:30,723
‎開什麼玩笑？

438
00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:33,643
‎幹

439
00:31:42,735 --> 00:31:44,362
‎他在跟我開什麼玩笑

440
00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:46,572
‎幹

441
00:31:49,742 --> 00:31:50,910
‎該死！

442
00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:55,581
‎你這個混蛋

443
00:31:56,707 --> 00:31:59,752
‎-茱莉亞？
‎-我要跟你離婚，混帳東西

444
00:32:52,263 --> 00:32:56,142
‎字幕翻譯：李盈盈