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["Hoy Te Confieso" 
by Los Terricolas playing]

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[rapid knocking on door]

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[Ruy] Idalia?

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Hey, Julia's in the drunk tank,
and I have to get her out.

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Can you watch Andrea?

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You have a conjugal visit?

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No, no! Damn it! Goddamnit!

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Mom, why the hell did you buy
a phone if you're never gonna use it?

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Call me back.

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-Andrea, why are you just standing there?
-When is Granny coming?

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How come you're not dressed yet, honey?
We gotta go!

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-[Andrea] What's a drunk tank?
-[Ruy] What?

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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

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[theme music playing]

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I'm getting paid this week.

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You have no idea 
what Julia's gonna put me through.

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-You already owe me 8,000, man.
-Yes.

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-But you get to keep Andrea as collateral.
-You expect me to play nanny again?

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Yeah, she's had food,
she went to the bathroom already.

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Put her to work or something, dude. 
I don't know.

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[slams]

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Pérez, Pérez…

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-Pérez Laborde, Julia.
-Pérez.

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Oh, okay. Yeah.

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Yeah, her bail's been paid.

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Okay? I'm her husband,
I'm here to pay, so I dunno…

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Well, I guess someone beat you to it.

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Who, then?

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Uh-uh, back away, sir.

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She can't possibly have left.

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Have you called her?

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Can you believe that guy? Some husband!

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[woman] Julia what?

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[Julia] Pérez.

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-Drunk tank Pérez.
-[Julia laughing] Yeah.

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Five, five, eight, five, four, nine,

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five, one.

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-Five what?
-One.

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I'll transfer it to you, okay?

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Do you have a show today?

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No. We usually train in the mornings
because we all work side gigs at night.

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Our wrestling matches 
are three times a week,

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but oh yeah, Venom here got herself hired
for a private one, right?

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Yeah, up north in Tlalne.

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[phone ringing]

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[muttering]

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Is that your man?

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No. No.

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You should leave that guy.

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Take advantage of your freedom, Julia.

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-[officer] Your bag.
-[woman] Yes.

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-[officer] Hold out your arms.
-[woman] Of course.

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[officer] Go ahead.

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Next up, open your bag.

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Hold your arms out.

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Turn around.

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Go ahead.

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[Julia] Well…

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-I hope you call me.
-[woman] I'll call.

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[Julia] I'll come see a show.
Thanks for everything.

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[woman] See ya.

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Get in, princess.
I'll lock you from out here.

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So, did you have a good time
at the party, miss?

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[Julia scoffs]

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Hang on, Augusto! I brought something.

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Look, look.

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[chuckling]

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Let's see.

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I can't hold it! I gotta pee!

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[Julia] Take your pills 
and it'll keep working, okay?

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Julia?

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-Julia?
-Give me a second.

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What the hell, Jules?
I went to get you out.

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You know I can't hear you, 
I'm in the shower.

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[Ruy] Julia?

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I mean, the timing was awful, I know,

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but we'll figure it out, okay?

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[Ruy] Jules?

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I'm sorry, okay?

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Please forgive me, Julia.
It's just that things got fucking crazy.

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Fucking booze, man. Shit!

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[shower running]

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[Andrea] Oh, there's another
kind of clucking they do!

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When they're talking to their chicks.

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[making clucking noises]

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That's powerful, my love.

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Andrea, you better chop the little
tomatoes for your mom, all right?

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[Andrea] I already finished.

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Done already? Perfect. That's great.

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[Andrea squeals] 
This is how bird of prey sound!

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-[making bird noises]
-[muttering] Yes…

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Did you know
there are 33 types of clucks?

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That is a ton.

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Yes! I'm gonna do the one
where they talk to their chicks again.

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-Andrea, why don't you get out your phone?
-[shrieking]

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Put on something you can watch.

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Put on the video
of that YouTuber you like.

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I don't like him.

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I like that he's a millionaire.

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Whatever you like. I'm not picky.

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Make sure the sound's low, okay?

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[YouTuber] Don't be selfish,
share your toys!

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Or if you wanna be smart about it,
rent them out.

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Now when I go shopping, I read the price…

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[YouTube blasting]

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That's not low!

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God.

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If you're smart,
renting them out is the way to go.

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I can't get over 
how cozy that little room feels.

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[both laughing]

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Better than waiting all day
for a bastard who doesn't bother to show.

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He didn't?

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I just think they've already 
turned him gay in there.

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No way, that's not it.

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I came to visit him several times already,
and we did nothing but talk.

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Maybe he's getting a bit discouraged

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and he doesn't know 
how to talk to you about it.

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-Did they tell you when he's getting out?
-We have to wait another year.

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And yours?

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According to this president,
he'll be out in a few months.

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We'll see if he's telling the truth.

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I hope so.

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[Idalia] You know what?

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I've kind of enjoyed
only getting to see him every 15 days.

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I've gotten used to it.
Sometimes I think it's better.

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[both chuckling]

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[Andrea]
Why are we having dessert now?

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No reason.

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-[phone buzzes]
-I dunno.

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[Andrea reading slowly] "I want to talk

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aboot?

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About what happened…

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last… night."

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[faster] "I wanna talk about 
what happened last night." I'm reading!

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Hey, give that back to me!

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Mom, do you know what happened last night?

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No, my love, I don't know what happened.

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-[Andrea] What happened?
-Huh?

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Something naughty?

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[Ruy chuckling nervously] No…

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Nothing.

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[groaning]

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All right. Done?

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That was Rebeca.

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Yeah, I know who it was.

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And I don't want to talk about her.

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I already know what happened last night.

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Here, let me--

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[Julia] Hm?

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Are you okay?

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Yep, all good.

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[Andrea] Did I tell you 
about Caro's grandma?

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[Ruy] Andrea, listen, you gotta rinse 
the shampoo off properly, seriously.

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Squeaky clean?

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[Andrea] Okay, Dad.

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Oh, hey. What's up, Miss Rebe?

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Your message sounded pretty serious, huh?

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Um, listen, can we go grab a beer? 
Whatever you want. Whatever.

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Where's Julia?
You weren't able to get her out?

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She got a month in the slammer.

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00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,939
Dude, it's Saturday. She's "with her mom."

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Oh.

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00:10:07,566 --> 00:10:09,860
Do I detect a little sparkle in your eye?

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[chuckles] You're such a pervert.

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[Ruy chuckles]

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Hello, Mother. Hello, Father.

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Can you guys help me 
with my homework, please?

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We don't have time to help you 
with homework like good parents should.

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We're watching our favorite show:

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The Bad Parent Hunter.

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[chattering on TV continues]

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Look what they did
to that poor kid who looks like Timmy…

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-[doorbell ringing]
-Not it!

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Not it!

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Tag, you're it, Dad.

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[TV] It was open.

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I tagged you, Dad.

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[ringing continues]

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[TV] I thought he hunted bad parents.

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[man screaming on TV]

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-Dad, go get the door. I tagged you.
-[Ruy groans] Damn it!

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[TV] We're bad parents!

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That's right, you rascal!

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See you next time 
on The Bad Parents Hunter!

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00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:01,745
-[ringing continues]
-Thanks.

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00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,622
-[Ruy] Coming.
-[TV] You don't wanna miss it!

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00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:04,540
[Ruy] Who is it?

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[man] Speedy Delivery!

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00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:10,212
-[Ruy] I didn't order anything.
-Oh, no? I got it here.

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00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:12,840
"One Speedy Delivery for Miss Julia."

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00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:13,799
[phone buzzes]

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00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,426
-Is that so?
-Yeah.

193
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:18,595
Oh! They just changed the address now.
Excuse me!

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00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:19,722
Sorry about that.

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00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,976
[motorbike revving]

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00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,103
Oh, you… [grunts]

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00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:37,489
[stereo blasting music]

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00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,201
[music cuts out]

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00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:56,425
Idalia, I'll be back in 20 minutes.
Keep an eye on Andrea.

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-Evening, man.
-Evening, sir. How are you doing?

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00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,838
-Good. It's so nice out.
-Here's your order.

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00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,466
Can you confirm the delivery, please?

203
00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,011
Perfect. Thanks a lot.
Have a great night.

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[Fausto] Enjoy your night.

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00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:47,810
[Ruy] Hey!

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00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,687
-Was that order for Julia, man?
-I don't know, man. I gotta go!

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00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,147
I just saw you! Julia Pérez!

208
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,573
Your Speedy Delivery, madame.

209
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:02,825
[both chuckling]

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00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,159
[Julia] Such a nerd.

211
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,537
-Let's see.
-Oh, already?

212
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,746
[Julia] Mm-hmm.

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00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:10,749
[kissing]

214
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,297
[breathing heavily]

215
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,925
[both giggling]

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00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,596
[Fausto] Come on.

217
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,934
[Julia moans] Wait.

218
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,060
[Fausto] What?

219
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,272
[Julia giggles]

220
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:41,697
"Saturdays with Grandma," eh?
You lying piece of shit.

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00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:46,285
[moaning]

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00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,541
Oh, Fausto!

223
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:55,836
[jiggling handle]

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00:13:58,088 --> 00:14:01,133
Answer the fucking doorbell.
Answer, you motherfuckers!

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00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:03,218
[line buzzing]

226
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,097
Answer, you fucking… Fuck you!

227
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:09,349
[both moaning]

228
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,032
Motherfucking bitch!

229
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,909
Motherfucking…

230
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:28,535
[groans]

231
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,082
See ya, Julia.

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00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,295
[grunts]

233
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:42,382
[car alarm blaring]

234
00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,468
[grunting]

235
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:47,930
[man] Hey, asshole!

236
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,515
What the hell? That's my car!

237
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,560
-Who cares?
-What? That's it, I'm coming for you!

238
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:54,478
Bring it on, fucker!

239
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,563
[both moaning]

240
00:14:58,315 --> 00:14:59,942
-Oh, yeah!
-I'm close!

241
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:01,902
Don't you love it?

242
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,695
[moaning intensely]

243
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,781
[Fausto moans loudly]

244
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,118
[both continue moaning]

245
00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:13,914
[car alarm continues]

246
00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:19,002
-[neighbor shouting]
-[Ruy] I didn't even do anything--

247
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,986
[birds chirping]

248
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,667
[whispering] Ruy? Ruy.

249
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,087
Shh! One, two, three.

250
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:49,968
[singing in Spanish]
Happy birthday… to you

251
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:54,306
[both] Happy birthday to you

252
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,769
Happy birthday, dear Andrea

253
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:01,646
Happy birthday to you

254
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:07,527
Happy birthday, dear Andrea

255
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:11,615
Happy birthday

256
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:15,327
To you

257
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:19,581
-Good morning.
-Good morning, beautiful.

258
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,458
Good morning. Happy birthday!

259
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,088
-Have you got it?
-Yeah, I got it. Watch your end.

260
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,383
You're gonna get hit today,
but you can handle it.

261
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:32,969
-All right, bath time! Or no party!
-[Andrea] No way!

262
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,680
You can have a shower with me,
that's your present.

263
00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,477
[Julia] Hi! Thank you for coming!

264
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,562
[dance music playing]

265
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,524
Want to get your face painted?

266
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,859
-Yes!
-Awesome! Come with me over here!

267
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,405
Hey! Gorgeous colors, my love!

268
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,824
You look so beautiful!

269
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:54,866
Yeah, thank you.

270
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:58,036
-Hi, guys! How are you?
-The door was wide open.

271
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,540
-Put me down, Julia!
-Okay, okay.

272
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,376
-It's super dangerous, you know.
-How are you, Majo?

273
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:05,293
What?

274
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,839
I parked my car just out front.
You sure it's safe there?

275
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,591
[scoffs] What do you mean?
Of course it's safe. I park there daily.

276
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:13,969
-Good, because it seemed sketchy.
-Is Dad coming?

277
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,637
-No, he went to Houston.
-Oh, I see.

278
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,722
He told me he'd visit you 
and bring a souvenir.

279
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,057
[Ruy] What's the matter, Ma?

280
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,517
You're acting crazy, honey.

281
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,854
You can't push a bunch of kids out 
of the way because you want to be first.

282
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,981
Well, it's my party too, you know.

283
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,692
Hey, go say hi to Majo
and her little monsters.

284
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,194
Okay. Mom, I'm gonna go change the music.

285
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,617
[dance music playing]

286
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,916
And now we have three beautiful dolls.

287
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,171
No one in the world has ever touched them
or brushed their hair.

288
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,464
But these aren't regular dolls,

289
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:55,051
because they're magic dolls
that can do anything you desire.

290
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,095
We also have this lovely bear.

291
00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:00,599
He knows how to talk,
and he's very intelligent.

292
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:01,725
Talk, bear.

293
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,061
[muffled growling]

294
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:07,397
We'll start with the dolls 
on the count of three.

295
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,734
And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a-three.

296
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,611
-Ten!
-Eleven!

297
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:15,238
-Eleven pesos, anyone else?
-[boy] Eleven-fifty!

298
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,948
Eleven-fifty, going once…

299
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,450
Hey, where are the candles?

300
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,285
[Ruy] They didn't come with the cake.

301
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,247
That was your job.
I went and got the cake.

302
00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,167
They sell them at the shop, right there.

303
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,919
Did you really not get any?

304
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,630
"Right there"? I didn't see,
because it was your responsibility.

305
00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,465
Hey, tone it down, Apocalypse Now.

306
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,217
I'll just have some delivered.

307
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,552
Speedy Delivery? Now?

308
00:19:37,636 --> 00:19:38,887
Yeah, of course.

309
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,265
Are you drunk?

310
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,643
You really think I'd destroy 
Andrea's party? No way.

311
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,811
How much longer 'til the cake?
We've gotta go.

312
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:51,399
[all singing in Spanish]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

313
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:55,403
♪ Happy birthday… to you ♪

314
00:19:55,904 --> 00:20:00,283
♪ Happy birthday, Andrea ♪

315
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:04,371
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

316
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,674
Sweetheart, you're not 
supposed to lock the door.

317
00:20:16,174 --> 00:20:17,509
Open up, my love.

318
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,552
Everyone went home.

319
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:21,137
But your grandma is still here.

320
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:26,351
Your cousin didn't think about how blowing
out your candles would make you feel.

321
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:32,148
It's very hard when there are 
so many scumbags in your mother's family.

322
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:36,486
Yeah, and you've gotta learn
how to forgive them,

323
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,656
because even 
when their behavior is disgusting,

324
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:41,866
they'll always be family.

325
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,911
[Andrea] Are you guys mad at me?

326
00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:47,289
-No, no, no, no.
-Of course not, my love, no.

327
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,750
Would you like to be alone?

328
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,794
[Andrea] Yes… for a little.

329
00:20:52,877 --> 00:20:53,712
That's fine.

330
00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:56,256
We'll respect your space,

331
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,217
but it's time for you
to unlock the door now.

332
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,261
[Andrea] Can I use the iPad?

333
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,179
Yes.

334
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,890
Can I have a piece of cake?

335
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:07,767
Yes.

336
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,437
[lock clicks]

337
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,730
[Andrea] I did it.

338
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,154
That was such a lovely party.

339
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,865
And try not to worry too much.
They're just being kids.

340
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,158
Yes, I know.

341
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,868
Thank you so much for everything.

342
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,619
Well, she's my granddaughter!

343
00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:30,373
How's your mom doing these days?

344
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:33,001
-[Julia] She's all right.
-Have you seen her lately?

345
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,338
[Julia] Yesterday. Yeah.
-[mother] Great you spend time with her.

346
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,922
Hey, charge it. She's leaving.

347
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,300
-Mom, your car. Let's go.
-[Julia] Thanks again so much,

348
00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:41,509
We'll see each other soon.

349
00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:43,678
[mother] Yes, take care. Good night.

350
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:44,596
Come on.

351
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:47,974
Honey, you sure you're okay?
You've been moping around all night.

352
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,726
-You know you can talk to me.
-I'm fine.

353
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,977
-You sure?
-Yes.

354
00:21:57,776 --> 00:22:00,278
-You're a fucking hypocrite.
-What's your problem?

355
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:03,073
You and the fucking dentist?
You're exactly like your father!

356
00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:06,451
-I'm nothing like my father.
-Bullshit, you liar! Exactly like him.

357
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,203
Fucking dentist? Gross! It's repulsive--

358
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:12,040
So what if I'm fucking him, who cares?
You and I are completely fucking through.

359
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,625
It's like fucking a child molester.

360
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:16,878
I can't believe you! How many women 
did you sleep with after we got married?

361
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,089
-For God's sake, no!
-How dare you come after me!

362
00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:20,840
Not the same.
They didn't mean anything.

363
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,593
-This is Andrea's fucking dentist!
-[growls] Keep it down!

364
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,429
-I do not owe you an explanation.
-I've been keeping up appearances--

365
00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:29,766
-You can't seem to keep anything else up.
-I can't because you won't give it up.

366
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,644
-Wanna know why? You're terrible in bed.
-You're a fucking whore.

367
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,399
Wow!

368
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:40,235
"A fucking whore."

369
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:44,864
Who the hell are you?

370
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:48,910
And now who sounds  like my father?

371
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,205
Why the fuck are you still in my house?

372
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,125
It's been months
since you said you'd move out.

373
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,045
[Ruy] I'm staying in this house.

374
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,297
You can go 
to your fucking apartment,  you bitch.

375
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,716
Or should I call it 
your little fucking whorehouse!

376
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,429
[Julia] My father gave me that apartment 
and I can do whatever I want with it.

377
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,180
Tomorrow you're out of here.

378
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,265
[gate slams]

379
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,350
["Hurt" playing]

380
00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:31,744
♪ I hurt myself today ♪

381
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:36,708
♪ To see if I still feel ♪

382
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:41,379
♪ I focus on the pain ♪

383
00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:46,342
♪ The only thing that's real ♪

384
00:23:47,177 --> 00:23:51,473
♪ The needle tears a hole ♪

385
00:23:51,973 --> 00:23:56,144
♪ The old familiar sting ♪

386
00:23:56,227 --> 00:24:00,148
♪ Try to kill it all away ♪

387
00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:05,153
♪ But I remember everything ♪

388
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:06,321
Hello?

389
00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:14,204
♪ What have I become? ♪

390
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:18,583
♪ My sweetest friend ♪

391
00:24:18,666 --> 00:24:22,045
♪ Everyone I know ♪

392
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:27,133
♪ Goes away in the end ♪

393
00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:32,805
♪ And you can have it all ♪

394
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:37,685
♪ My empire of dirt ♪

395
00:24:37,769 --> 00:24:42,482
♪ I will let you down ♪

396
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:46,945
-[clatters]
-♪ I will make you hurt… ♪

397
00:24:49,697 --> 00:24:52,951
Hey, Xico, how are you?
So I'm on the way to my mom's house,

398
00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:56,412
but I wanted to tell you 
that we got the job.

399
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,081
So I'll speak to you tomorrow.

400
00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,333
-[gasps]
-[tires screech]

401
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:03,836
Holy shit!

402
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,214
Mom, what are you doing?
Are you okay?

403
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:10,385
♪ I wear my crown and sit ♪

404
00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:15,056
♪ On my liar's chair ♪

405
00:25:16,266 --> 00:25:20,979
♪ Full of broken thoughts ♪

406
00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:25,400
♪ I cannot repair ♪

407
00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:29,696
♪ Beneath the stain of time ♪

408
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:34,784
♪ The feeling disappears ♪

409
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:39,539
♪ You are someone else ♪

410
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:44,377
♪ And I'm still right here ♪

411
00:25:47,589 --> 00:25:52,510
♪ What have I become ♪

412
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:56,889
♪ My sweetest friend ♪

413
00:25:56,973 --> 00:26:02,228
♪ Everyone I know goes away ♪