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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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- ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
- ♪ It's my skinny jeans ♪
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♪ With my Chuck Ts on ♪
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♪ It's those ruby red lips ♪
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♪ And that black lace thong ♪
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♪ When the police hit me up ♪
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♪ And I ain't done no wrong ♪
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♪ So I light one up ♪
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♪ And it goes
straight to the dome ♪
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- ♪ It goes ♪
- ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ It goes straight to the dome ♪
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- ♪ It goes ♪
- ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ It goes straight
to the dome, it goes ♪
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♪ They don't call me "dope"
in my town ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy"
I don't need a judge ♪
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♪ To tell me that I'm guilty ♪
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♪ Turn this fucker up
and get loud if you feel me ♪
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♪ In my town
they don't call me "dope" ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy" ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy" ♪
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♪ ...JV leather jacket
dripping swag in the hood ♪
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♪ It's that thin blue line... ♪
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I think
he's fuckin' with us again.
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- Motherfucker!
- ♪ ...dancing all night long ♪
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- Nasty little girl.
- ♪ ...it goes ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha... ♪
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All units,
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pursuit in progress...
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Oh, fuck. Fuck. Goddammit.
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♪ They don't call me "dope"
in my town ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy"
I don't need a judge ♪
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♪ To tell me that I'm guilty ♪
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♪ Turn this fucker up
and get loud if you feel me ♪
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♪ In my town
they don't call me "dope" ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy" ♪
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Driver, off the bike!
Hands above your head.
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Get on your knees,
you fuckin' dickfur!
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♪ They call me "filthy" ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ They call me "filthy" ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha... ♪
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- ♪ ...call me "filthy" ♪
- Hey, I'm Danny.
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I'm the one
that just got arrested.
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You know, it's been said I live
in a bit of a fantasy land.
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You know, it is kinda something
I've always wanted to do.
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To tell you why I really ran,
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we're gonna
have to go back a tad.
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪
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Hey, where are you going?
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Wow, you have an accent.
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I guess I'll let myself out?
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There's bagels,
if you're hungry.
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But there's no cream cheese.
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♪ Hey! Come now! ♪
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- Danny!
- How we doing, baby, huh?
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- I'm alive and healthy.
- That's what I like
to hear, sir.
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That's what I like to hear.
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I got something for you.
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Aha!
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A man after my own taste.
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Huh?
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- Stay cool, Danny.
- You know I will, baby.
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Such a rock star.
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Hi! What can I get you?
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Uh, nine shots of espresso,
on ice. Please.
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Sorry. Um...
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...can we give one person
nine shots of espresso?
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I do it, like, all the time.
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Okay.
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Do you have a pen?
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Um...
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Yo. Here my 360, bitch.
It's already rolling.
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Do it again!
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Did you get it?
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I like the thumbs-up, brother,
it's very Travis Pastrana.
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And he's the man.
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And that's
a pretty normal morning for me.
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What do you say
we meet the key players, yeah?
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That's Carl.
Without those glasses,
that dude is fuckin' blind.
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Honestly, I don't know
if he even likes me,
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but we're basically family
by skydive law at this point.
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That's Mickey.
Weird dude. Huge cock.
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All I know is he used to do
lots and lots of drugs,
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but he's sober now. Also,
all of our favorite movies
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happen to include Andy Dick.
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That's K-Dew.
We actually grew up together,
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and she is badass.
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Like, do-not-fuck-with-her
for-real badass.
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And y'all remember
this Brazilian beauty, right?
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That is Thiago.
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Best damn parachute packer
on the map.
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Dude loves
to give me a hard time,
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but I know he loves me,
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and I sure do love him.
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Bro, you're almost
as bad at rollerblading
as you are at skydiving.
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Well, I think you have
to skydive to be a skydiver.
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Fuck you, Carl.
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Come on, come on, come on.
My guy's a skydiver.
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He's just waiting
for another hair on his balls
to sprout out.
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Isn't that right, D-money?
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Somebody had to use
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his backup parachute.
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- That's karma.
- Oh, that jump
was with you, wasn't it?
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Oh, yeah. I remember it
like it was yesterday.
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But you're
gonna have a malfunction!
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What? Why would you
say that, Danny?
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You always gotta be ready, baby!
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- Whoo!
- ♪ I don't give a fuck ♪
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♪ I used to care, now I don't ♪
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♪ If you put it on my table
I'mma push it on the floor ♪
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♪ Push it on the floor ♪
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You know, Thiago's the one
that packed my parachute
that day.
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- I'm still pretty sure
he's trying to kill me.
- Trust me,
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if I wanted you dead,
you'd be dead.
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I'm Brazilian, bro.
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It was just
a regular cutaway, D-love.
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Why are you being
such a bitch about it?
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Thank you
for the kind words, K-Dew.
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I really appreciate it.
I'm just a little shook by it,
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- that's all.
- Little shook?
That was, like, a year ago.
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It was a year and 11 months ago.
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Thank you, Carl.
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What's up, pussies?
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- You wanna fight, Blake?
- Oh. Whoa.
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We're just teasing, baby boy.
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Wouldn't want
anyone getting hurt.
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Yeah. Wouldn't want anyone
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physically or mentally
unable to skydive.
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- Right, Danny?
- You two little bitches
want something?
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Honestly, I just miss
beating you guys.
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And since your team didn't join
the free fall competition
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again this year due to your
almighty leader...
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...over here,
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I figured I'd extend
an invitation to a friendly
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roller hockey tournament
my home drop zone
puts on every year.
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You know, the one I own.
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You mean the one
your daddy owns?
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- Ooh-ooh.
- Oh!
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Well, it's gonna be his.
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You know, we noticed
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your graceful
rollerblading earlier...
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...and we thought
maybe you play.
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You know, that's funny.
I've heard of this, uh,
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little roller hockey tournament,
and you're fuckin' on.
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Bro, I don't have
Rollerblades or money
to get any of that shit.
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Like, I'm really scared
to do that kinda shit, Danny.
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These are usually
early morning games, right?
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Correct.
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Yeah, Danny, I haven't seen you
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waking up before noon
since high school, so...
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- Well, luckily, I--
- Shut up, Carl.
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Well, it's been real.
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And it's been fun.
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But it hasn't been real fun!
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Oh, my God, we did it!
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We got it!
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Let's get the fuck outta here.
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Really?
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Damn. They fuckin'
plan that or what?
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No. Fuck that guy, Danny.
Guy's got his shirt off
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and it's, like, 70 degrees out.
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- Stupid ass motherfucker.
- Come on, bro. Time to get ready
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for your sober party
tonight, huh?
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Oh, fuck.
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What?
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I just sent a dick pic
to the wrong person.
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I was trying to send it to this
girl I just met, Michelle...
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...but I accidentally sent it
to Michael... at the office.
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A girl you just met?
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Does Michael have
your number saved?
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Oh, it doesn't matter.
He's gonna know.
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Why don't you just
change your number?
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No, you don't get it.
It was a delfie.
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A delfie?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Mm. Delfie.
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Fuck, he'll probably
just be impressed.
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Probably.
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Hey, Carl!
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Michael just sent me a photo
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I'll never be able to unsee.
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I hope you enjoy
my sloppy seconds.
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Yeah, I will enjoy
your sloppy seconds.
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God, he's so good
at comebacks. Fuck!
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♪ I'd like to bring
everyone's attention ♪
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♪ To the motherfuckin'
dance floor ♪
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♪ Can't believe
I'm so drunk... ♪
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Are you gonna be butt hurt
all night, Danny?
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I can't believe
none of you fuckers dressed up!
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You proclaimed this was
a theme party last night
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while you were hammered.
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How are we supposed
to take you seriously?
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K-Dew, you of all people
should know,
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if I'm ever talking
about costumes,
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dressing up, Halloween,
I'm fuckin' serious.
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At least Thiago's wearing
short shorts.
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- Here we go again.
- What?
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When I met you, you said to me,
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"You've got
some nice quads, bro.
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We should hang out sometime."
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You've got great quads, brother.
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It's okay if you're gay, bro.
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Just own it.
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Yeah, okay. I'm gay.
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If the penguins' "population"
is rapidly "decreasing"
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due to "global warming."
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Danny, the penguins' population
is rapidly decreasing
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due to global warming.
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Uh, yeah, it is.
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Still good.
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Uh, Danny,
you're coming to dinner
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with me and my husband
this Friday, right?
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But is it possible for you
not to get wasted this time?
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Sorry, if I'm
at a Mexican restaurant, K-Dew,
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I'mma have a few cervezas.
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We were at Chipotle,
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and you had, like, 20 Coronas.
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Whatever.
You guys are fuckin' weird.
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And I can never tell
if you guys just, like,
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both wanna bang me or what.
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Just because we're
in an open relationship
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doesn't mean we're trying to...
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...fuck everybody
we hang out with.
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Mixed signals
on that one, but, uh,
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I'm picking up
what you're putting down.
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- "Jesus Chryst"?
- What?
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Yeah, it says "Jesus Chryst."
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It says "Jesus Christ."
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You spelled it wrong.
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- Are you fuckin' serious?
- Yep.
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- God!
- Uh!
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You're already
fucked up once, Danny.
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Don't fuck up twice.
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You know,
while we're on the topic
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of embarrassing things
for you here,
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I went into your trailer
the other day
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and you have
a bunch of action figures
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00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,413
spread out in the positions
of a baseball team
249
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:55,372
with a piece of paper nearby
that had their stats.
250
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:59,855
G.I. Joe was having
a particularly good game
that day.
251
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:01,901
Hey, bro...
252
00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,469
...you're still playing
with action figures?
253
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:09,386
Come on, bro. No. I was going
through my old things, actually.
254
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,475
One of them was from a movie
that just came out.
255
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,653
- A gift for my nephew, actually.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
256
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:17,220
That you opened?
257
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:19,266
Just making sure
there's no little pieces
258
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,746
he could choke on, Thiago.
259
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,401
It's cool, man.
We all got some secrets.
260
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,403
It's not--
261
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,341
Hey, how do I say,
262
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:54,605
"I think you have
incredibly beautiful eyes"?
263
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,758
- I didn't just say
what I wanted to say, did I?
- No, you didn't.
264
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,673
And she barely speaks
English, bro.
265
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,283
- I like it.
- You don't have a chance.
266
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,589
We'll see about that, bubba.
267
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,069
Yeah.
Coming from the guy
268
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,635
who wears red Crocs,
does magic tricks,
269
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,464
and listens to Christmas music
year-round, yeah.
270
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:30,467
Uh, am I supposed to be offended
by any of that?
271
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,863
I'm gonna go get another drink.
272
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:38,780
Yeah. Bro, have you even tried
a pair of red Crocs on?
273
00:16:38,954 --> 00:16:40,042
Any color?
274
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,740
It's like
walking on marshmallows.
275
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,004
Hey.
276
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,571
Hey.
277
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,139
I saw you talking
to what's-his-name?
278
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:54,404
Yeah, he's my boyfriend,
so we gotta conversate
every once in a while.
279
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,494
Oh, "So we're gonna conversate
every once in a while."
280
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,715
- Seriously?
- Is his dick bigger than mine?
281
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:02,369
What?
282
00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:06,938
Is... his... dick...
bigger than mine?
283
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,682
Well, the same.
284
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,998
Such a nice ass. What a shame.
285
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,446
Hey, kid!
286
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,667
Hey, Louie. How you doing, baby?
287
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:43,149
From the looks of things,
better than you.
288
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:47,283
I don't have any money
right now, unfortunately.
289
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,373
Oh, that's okay, kiddo.
290
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,245
There's plenty of currency
in this world.
291
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,466
You know,
for someone who doesn't know
292
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,904
where they're going,
there's no favorable wind.
293
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,124
That was deep, man.
294
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:06,607
Yeah. You gotta dig deep
inside yourself, son.
295
00:18:07,912 --> 00:18:12,091
There's more to life than booze
and one-night stands, you know?
296
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,137
You still got
the mac and cheese?
297
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,747
You know I do, bae.
298
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,662
Let's do it, then!
299
00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,803
Yo, yo.
300
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:32,067
Hi, Danny. This is Mom.
301
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,591
- Your dad has gotten
much worse.
- Yeah.
302
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,463
He's back in the hospital.
303
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,769
I know this is
not what any of us
304
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,989
wanted to happen
to us right now.
305
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,599
- I know you're busy.
- Really?
306
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,734
Yeah. No, of course.
307
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,171
- I love you.
- I love you too.
308
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,311
My dad, uh, is dying.
309
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,488
Just got off the phone
with my mom.
310
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:07,320
I'm sorry, son.
That's tough news.
311
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,887
Yeah. I mean,
I knew he had cancer.
312
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,673
You know, I just...
didn't know it was this bad.
313
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,894
Shit, man, I gotta go. Uh,
yeah, make yourself at home.
314
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:21,029
Okay, bud. You--
you do what you gotta do.
315
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,469
You doing good
over there, Thiago?
316
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,036
- Mm-hmm.
- You doing good?
317
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,212
- Doing good.
- Huh? Pack that bag, huh?
318
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:32,475
You gotta put
your back into it, Thiago.
319
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:38,394
Well, look
who decided to show up.
320
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:40,353
What's up, D-love?
321
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,574
- My dad's dying.
- Oh, my God.
322
00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,663
I thought he was getting better.
323
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,752
Yeah. You and me both.
324
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:51,799
- You know
how much time you have?
- Apparently not much.
325
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,496
Yeah, they just said
to get there quick, so--
326
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,542
It's a seven-hour drive.
327
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,459
- I'mma take my bike.
- Sure that's a good idea?
328
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,678
And what are you gonna do
if a cop gets behind you?
329
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:05,595
- Pull over?
- Pull over!
330
00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,902
- What?
- We know you, D-love.
331
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,773
Look, I love your dad.
332
00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:12,776
Everybody that knows your dad
loves your dad.
333
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:16,737
But please don't do
anything stupid.
334
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:25,615
It's all good, K-Dew.
335
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,360
And we're all caught up
to when I said,
336
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:34,145
"Fuck everything
my loving friends said to me."
337
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,975
You know, it wasn't even
just that my pops
was on his deathbed.
338
00:20:38,149 --> 00:20:41,240
I honestly forgot
about CHP helicopters.
339
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,372
Like a fuckin' dumbass.
340
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,376
Danny Jones.
341
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:51,554
If that isn't the stupidest
fuckin' name I've ever heard?
342
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:53,208
Why is it a stupid name?
343
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,734
Honestly, it's--
there's nothing wrong with it.
344
00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,694
You're probably
a nice enough guy.
345
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,913
I just get bored,
and I hate my life.
346
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:08,528
Okay. Here is your clothes.
347
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,051
Here is your helmet.
348
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,316
I appreciate your honesty, sir.
349
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,018
Oh, fuck.
350
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,111
I hate this fuckin' job, dude,
I hate this fuckin' job.
351
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,766
This job
is making me fuckin' crazy!
352
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:31,725
♪ I've been on the road ♪
353
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,075
♪ I've been doing shows
now we eating steak, remember ♪
354
00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:36,599
♪ Sleepin' on the flo'
stealing at the gas station ♪
355
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,471
♪ Winter time was cold
in the kitchen hot ♪
356
00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:40,386
♪ Still tryin' to flip it
off the stove ♪
357
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,344
♪ Rockin' fake J's
prayin' that nobody know ♪
358
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:44,172
♪ Watched them take
my dawg away was way too hard ♪
359
00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,261
♪ To stay composed
fight to see the light of day ♪
360
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,176
♪ All this blood on my clothes
I was tired everyday ♪
361
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:49,525
♪ Green light
it's time to go... ♪
362
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:53,137
So, uh... did they rape you?
363
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,443
It was like three days, brother.
364
00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:57,228
It only takes a second, D-love.
365
00:21:57,403 --> 00:21:59,666
Especially with that cute
little booty of yours.
366
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:03,060
- I'm good.
- I'm glad you're out.
367
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,062
You shouldn't have
bailed me out.
368
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,370
I got no money.
369
00:22:08,544 --> 00:22:10,329
Dude, don't even worry
about it, man.
370
00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,722
Dude, plus, I got
that Iraq tour money, playa!
371
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,682
I am worried about it.
I'mma get you back.
372
00:22:15,856 --> 00:22:17,771
Let's just get you
373
00:22:17,945 --> 00:22:19,338
to your pop's funeral,
all right?
374
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:22,123
If we leave right now,
we might actually make it.
375
00:22:40,707 --> 00:22:42,578
♪ A long time ago ♪
376
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:46,103
♪ These words hit home ♪
377
00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:49,455
♪ A long time ago ♪
378
00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:52,371
♪ I didn't belong ♪
379
00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:59,726
♪ Well, I flew far from home ♪
380
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,120
♪ A long time ago ♪
381
00:23:03,294 --> 00:23:06,254
♪ Prodigal son... ♪
382
00:23:16,873 --> 00:23:18,962
Well, at least
you made it to the funeral.
383
00:23:19,876 --> 00:23:21,704
You fuckin' loser.
384
00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,621
I'm just kidding.
You know I love you.
385
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:29,495
But you are a kind of a loser,
but you're also a Jones.
386
00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:31,888
Thanks, Katie.
387
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:35,152
She's just upset
'cause your father's last words
388
00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:38,417
to her were, "Katie,
don't be a fuckin' loser."
389
00:23:39,896 --> 00:23:41,985
- Are you serious?
- I swear to God.
390
00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,555
Whatever.
Probably thought I was you.
391
00:23:48,688 --> 00:23:50,167
Hey, we're still
spreading his ashes
392
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:51,647
tomorrow at Carnegie, yeah?
393
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:54,302
Yeah. I still love
to ride a dirt bike.
394
00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,130
You still gotta go to court,
395
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,697
but I'm still gonna
cut my dirt bike.
396
00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:00,003
On behalf of the Jones' family,
397
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:01,962
I'd like to thank you all
for coming out today
398
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,355
to celebrate the life
of a great man.
399
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:08,708
Now, if you would please join me
in a moment of silence.
400
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:39,173
He was the most badass dude
I've ever known.
401
00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,829
And though he's not here with us
anymore physically...
402
00:24:44,657 --> 00:24:46,528
...I feel him here
just as much as before.
403
00:24:48,878 --> 00:24:51,620
He wasn't just Papa Jones.
He was a--
404
00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:54,580
he was my best friend,
a fuckin' leader.
405
00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:57,060
Family guy.
406
00:24:58,279 --> 00:24:59,976
Somebody you wanted
on your team, you know.
407
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:03,850
We love you, Daddy-o.
408
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,058
Thank you, sister.
409
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,892
Careful with those
tonight, D-bear.
410
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:47,546
I know.
411
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:51,245
You know, your father was sober
for the last ten years,
412
00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:54,161
and there's nothing more
he wished for you.
413
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:55,989
I know.
414
00:25:56,903 --> 00:25:57,730
Mm.
415
00:25:58,513 --> 00:25:59,862
Some people can swim...
416
00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:02,430
...some can't.
417
00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:05,955
I know. I can swim.
418
00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,391
No, you can't.
419
00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:10,090
You need to learn
to stay out of the water.
420
00:26:10,264 --> 00:26:11,744
Probably not
gonna happen tonight.
421
00:26:12,527 --> 00:26:13,484
I know.
422
00:26:15,269 --> 00:26:16,879
Just be careful, okay?
423
00:26:17,053 --> 00:26:18,054
Yeah.
424
00:26:19,012 --> 00:26:20,883
- I love you.
- I love you too, Mom.
425
00:27:03,447 --> 00:27:04,971
And there I am again.
426
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:08,931
Not able to listen
to a single word of advice
427
00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:10,280
from those that love me.
428
00:27:31,998 --> 00:27:33,042
Danny Jones.
429
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,655
How are you feeling?
430
00:27:37,438 --> 00:27:38,700
Not too good.
431
00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:40,267
I, um...
432
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:44,140
...not really sure
what happened.
433
00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:48,536
From what I've been told,
you blacked out and crashed
your friend's truck last night.
434
00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,147
Now, you don't seem to have
any major injuries,
435
00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:54,281
but... considering
the circumstance,
436
00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:55,978
you're lucky to be alive.
437
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:59,242
And you're also lucky
you didn't hurt anyone else.
438
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,984
And there's a real good-looking
police officer down the hall
439
00:28:02,158 --> 00:28:04,552
filling out
your DUI paperwork as we speak.
440
00:28:06,815 --> 00:28:09,165
Now, I don't mean to speak
out of line here, son...
441
00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:12,995
...but is it possible that
a change could do you good?
442
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:14,736
Oh!
443
00:28:16,390 --> 00:28:17,260
I've tried.
444
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,088
I don't know how to quit.
445
00:28:19,262 --> 00:28:22,352
I can't,
I just don't even know...
446
00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:25,965
...where to start.
447
00:28:26,139 --> 00:28:27,183
Yeah.
448
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,143
You know, we often don't know
449
00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:32,667
how to do those hard things
that we need to do.
450
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:36,453
But the most important thing
is that you take the first step.
451
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:39,282
You'll learn the rest as you go.
452
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,721
Thank you.
453
00:28:45,245 --> 00:28:46,376
Get some rest, dear.
454
00:28:58,127 --> 00:29:00,042
- Hey, bud.
- Dude, I'm done
455
00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:02,741
with all the drinking,
the drugs.
456
00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:05,831
- I can't do it anymore.
- That's great, brother.
457
00:29:08,224 --> 00:29:10,966
The one thing
my dad wanted for me
was to get sober, you know?
458
00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,752
Oh, I'm sick of this,
dude. I've--
459
00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:15,884
Yeah.
460
00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:17,407
I'm sick of losing, bro.
461
00:29:18,582 --> 00:29:21,672
He also wanted you
to spread the rest
of his ashes in the sky.
462
00:29:23,152 --> 00:29:25,241
Yeah. You, uh,
463
00:29:25,415 --> 00:29:26,808
you still have
your hockey gear, yeah?
464
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:28,027
You know this.
465
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:30,464
Are you busy?
466
00:29:31,334 --> 00:29:32,596
Not that I can think of.
467
00:29:32,771 --> 00:29:35,208
So there's some bastards, right?
468
00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:39,865
Like, at my drop zone.
Need to get their
fuckin' asses kicked.
469
00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:41,780
- Okay.
- Uh--
470
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:43,956
You wanna get outta here?
471
00:29:46,828 --> 00:29:49,439
Yeah, don't you have
to go back to jail or something?
472
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:52,616
I'm pretty sure I saw
a police officer in the hallway.
473
00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:55,881
- Down the left?
- Yeah.
474
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:57,665
Think we can get out
if we go right?
475
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,496
We could find out.
Let's go, baby.
476
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:04,585
Shit. You gotta help me out,
I don't know what to do here.
477
00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,413
- Oh.
- Yeah, take it out.
478
00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:08,719
Fuck, dude!
479
00:30:08,894 --> 00:30:10,112
You just gonna rip it out?
480
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,375
What do you want me to do?
I'm not a fuckin' nurse.
481
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:13,594
Goddamn!
482
00:30:15,683 --> 00:30:16,815
Oh, my God.
483
00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:19,687
Come on! Come on, come on!
484
00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:27,086
The white boy got booty, though.
485
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,309
Yo, what's up, baby?
Where's the crew?
486
00:31:16,483 --> 00:31:18,920
They just went up, baby.
I missed the load.
487
00:31:19,094 --> 00:31:20,922
I had some Mexican leftovers
for breakfast.
488
00:31:21,096 --> 00:31:22,184
Ooh.
489
00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:23,185
- We're cool.
- Okay.
490
00:31:23,359 --> 00:31:24,534
Yeah.
491
00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:29,626
♪ The way you look
the way you touch ♪
492
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,715
♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪
493
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,022
♪ The way you look
the way you touch ♪
494
00:31:34,196 --> 00:31:36,155
♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪
495
00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:38,374
♪ The way you look
the way you touch ♪
496
00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:40,463
♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪
497
00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,248
♪ The way you feel, yeah ♪
498
00:31:44,511 --> 00:31:47,427
♪ Coming to the end
of our time ♪
499
00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:50,691
♪ But I don't wanna
say goodbye ♪
500
00:31:52,606 --> 00:31:56,044
♪ I've got feelings for you ♪
501
00:31:57,002 --> 00:32:01,180
♪ But I don't wanna
say goodbye to you ♪
502
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:04,748
♪ I've got feelings for you ♪
503
00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,403
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
504
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,231
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
505
00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:13,409
♪ I've got feelings for you ♪
506
00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:16,195
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
507
00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:18,545
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
- Did you really?
508
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,809
- How was it?
- Sick!
509
00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:24,333
- You should try it sometime.
- Funny you should say that.
510
00:32:24,507 --> 00:32:27,510
Hey, your boy's getting sober,
we're starting
a roller hockey team
511
00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:29,121
so you can beat those bitches,
512
00:32:29,295 --> 00:32:31,558
and he's gonna start training
to jump again.
513
00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:33,386
- Yes!
- What?
514
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,822
- Really?
- Are we not?
515
00:32:34,996 --> 00:32:36,345
Are you gonna take that from me?
516
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:38,304
Wait, wait. Is it true?
517
00:32:38,913 --> 00:32:40,262
Sober? Yes.
518
00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,134
Training to jump? Yes.
519
00:32:42,308 --> 00:32:44,049
But I only got a team if you
guys are willing to join me.
520
00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:45,702
We're always
on your team, my bro!
521
00:32:45,876 --> 00:32:47,704
I've been on your team
522
00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:49,445
since sixth grade, bitch!
523
00:32:49,619 --> 00:32:51,447
- 'Sup, Dustin?
- 'Sup, K-Dew?
524
00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,623
Calling it Operation SkyFly.
525
00:32:53,797 --> 00:32:54,668
Why?
526
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:57,758
- Why?
- It fuckin' sounded--
527
00:32:57,932 --> 00:32:59,412
'Cause it fuckin' sounded cool!
528
00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:00,326
Yeah, but I'm still
as broke as I was
529
00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,675
a few days ago, so--
530
00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:02,850
- Dustin's bankrolli--
- I got it.
531
00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,373
All right.
532
00:33:04,547 --> 00:33:06,897
Well, if you recall,
the last time we tried
533
00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,117
to have a conversation
about roller hockey,
534
00:33:09,291 --> 00:33:10,814
you told me to shut my mouth.
535
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:14,035
If we're quoting, I believe
I said, "Shut up, Carl."
536
00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,516
Well, what I was trying to say
was that I happened
537
00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:19,562
to have played
semipro ice hockey.
538
00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:21,303
- That's badass!
- Yeah!
539
00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:22,609
- Yeah.
- Goalie.
540
00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,350
All right, so you're in!
541
00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:25,960
Oh, I was never out, son.
542
00:33:26,134 --> 00:33:27,483
Fuck, yeah, baby!
543
00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,137
Whoa! Whoa!
544
00:33:30,704 --> 00:33:32,314
No one's gonna confirm
if I'm in?
545
00:33:34,273 --> 00:33:37,798
Yeesh. Oh, Mickey, uh,
you can't really skate, bro.
546
00:33:37,972 --> 00:33:40,192
Or do any athletic activity
very well.
547
00:33:40,366 --> 00:33:42,803
Yeah, with exception
of skydiving, maybe.
548
00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:44,718
- Not even.
- I'll answer that with...
549
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:49,984
- ...I'm in.
- Just six people?
Six is...
550
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:52,030
- Six, it is!
- All right.
551
00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:53,640
- To the six!
- Whoo!
552
00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:56,295
Time to put Cali
on the motherfuckin' map, baby!
553
00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:58,949
- It's already on the map.
- Just let him have this moment.
554
00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:00,951
- Let me have my moment!
- All right.
555
00:34:01,126 --> 00:34:02,910
SkyFly!
556
00:34:12,224 --> 00:34:14,182
Fuck!
557
00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,754
I didn't realize my curve
was a little off.
558
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:26,629
I see potential.
559
00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:31,765
Okay, guys.
560
00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,246
Been giving it a lot of thought.
561
00:34:34,724 --> 00:34:37,162
What we're trying to do here,
what we're trying to accomplish.
562
00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:38,902
And the other day,
it occurred to me.
563
00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:43,994
Six division titles,
a President's Trophy,
a Stanley Cup final.
564
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,433
Who better to emulate
than the San Jose Sharks, huh?
565
00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:50,262
I say we call ourselves
the Sharks.
566
00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:52,612
Maybe you got some advice
on how to play, brother?
567
00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:54,614
We-- the team name's
already been decided, dude.
568
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:56,268
Yes, Mickey.
569
00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,531
I was thinking
that we call ourselves
570
00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:00,402
"Off Consistently."
571
00:35:02,578 --> 00:35:04,189
Okay, why "Off Consistently"?
572
00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,887
Because nobody beats
off consistently.
573
00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:10,108
- I've beaten off consistently.
- Yeah, of course, same.
574
00:35:10,978 --> 00:35:12,849
Okay, so we've all
beaten off consistently.
575
00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:14,982
So, so, so, I already ordered
the fuckin' jerseys.
576
00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:18,464
Too bad you spelt it wrong.
577
00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,423
I spelt it right.
Google it, bitch.
578
00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:24,078
- He spelled it right, dumbass.
- Thank you.
579
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:25,514
I don't have my phone.
Give me your phone.
580
00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:32,391
Oh, my God, dude.
What have you been looking at?
581
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,044
- Wait, are you going
through my history? D-- Danny--
- No,
582
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,742
it's, like,
the last thing you looked at.
583
00:35:36,525 --> 00:35:38,701
Well, my nephew, you know,
he gets a hold of--
584
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:40,050
Your nephew?
585
00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:41,574
You know,
my niece and my nephew,
586
00:35:41,748 --> 00:35:43,228
- those little rugrats--
- Remind me how old
587
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,794
your niece and my nephew are.
588
00:35:44,968 --> 00:35:45,882
- The ones that look at, uh...
- A-- Danny!
589
00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:47,232
Give me the fuckin-- Danny!
590
00:35:47,406 --> 00:35:48,668
Danny, give me
the fuckin' phone!
591
00:35:48,842 --> 00:35:50,539
...female wrestling
domination porn.
592
00:35:50,713 --> 00:35:52,193
Fuck! Stop playing
with me, Danny!
593
00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:53,760
You always fuckin' do th--
594
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,849
give me the fuckin' phone,
man! It's porn!
595
00:35:56,023 --> 00:35:58,068
You watch porn, I watch porn,
we watch porn, she watch porn!
596
00:35:58,243 --> 00:35:59,200
Phone!
597
00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:00,462
Uh, yeah, you spelt it right.
598
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:04,205
- Thank you.
- Anyways, guys,
team name has been decided.
599
00:36:04,379 --> 00:36:06,381
- Sky-fucking-Fly, okay?
- SkyFly.
600
00:36:06,555 --> 00:36:08,992
But out of respect for,
like a, meh, idea,
601
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,516
uh, that'll be our team chant.
602
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:12,518
- "Off Consistently"?
- Mm-hmm.
603
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:13,649
- Should we bring it in?
- Yeah.
604
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:14,824
Let's bring it in.
605
00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,653
Here we go.
Nobody beats...
606
00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,438
...off consistently!
607
00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:20,613
We'll work on it.
608
00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:51,557
...2000 feet.
609
00:36:52,949 --> 00:36:53,907
Chop or land?
610
00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,126
- Land?
- Chop.
611
00:36:58,041 --> 00:37:00,435
Two thousand feet.
612
00:37:01,175 --> 00:37:02,437
Chop or land?
613
00:37:03,438 --> 00:37:04,570
- Choppy?
- Dead.
614
00:37:09,531 --> 00:37:10,402
Mm-hmm.
615
00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:37,037
How...
616
00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,083
...years?
617
00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:48,657
Rafa...
618
00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:53,706
...if you come to our game.
619
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:04,891
Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
620
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,110
what you've
all been waiting for.
621
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,634
Game one of our tournament
622
00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:10,940
brought to you
by the one and only
623
00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:13,943
Blue Clouds drop zone!
624
00:38:14,117 --> 00:38:15,554
Now let's get the--
625
00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:17,556
- What?
- Can you play that?
626
00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:20,080
We're gonna make a little intro.
627
00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:22,387
- Uh, we don't--
- Just play it.
628
00:38:25,694 --> 00:38:27,653
♪ ...just you and me... ♪
629
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,959
Well, folks,
we don't normally do this,
630
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:34,007
but without further ado,
bring your eyes to the rink,
631
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:37,010
as I present SkyFly!
632
00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:40,796
♪ It's almost ready
we've been craving
this all week ♪
633
00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:43,408
♪ Baby, you want it, I got it ♪
634
00:38:43,582 --> 00:38:45,410
♪ I'm hooked on you
like phonics ♪
635
00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:47,977
♪ Gotta be honest you're on it ♪
636
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:50,806
♪ And this ain't no time
to be modest ♪
637
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:53,505
♪ Hook that, push that
shake that, girl, take... ♪
638
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:54,941
Boo!
639
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:58,161
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- ♪ Lead on, eat that recipe ♪
640
00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:02,514
- Oh, God.
- ♪ Whip that cream, baby ♪
641
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:06,996
♪ Put in sweet honey, baby ♪
642
00:39:07,170 --> 00:39:10,130
♪ Shade up, we can cook up ♪
643
00:39:10,304 --> 00:39:14,308
♪ We can stir up
when we hook up
just you and me ♪
644
00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:18,356
♪ Whip that cream whip... ♪
645
00:39:18,530 --> 00:39:20,488
Did they tie something
to their dicks?
646
00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:29,541
♪ Whip that cream ♪
647
00:39:32,761 --> 00:39:34,284
♪ Ooh! ♪
648
00:39:34,459 --> 00:39:36,504
♪ Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo-doo ♪
649
00:39:36,678 --> 00:39:38,898
♪ Whip that cream ♪
650
00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,511
- ♪ And that sweet on me ♪
- ♪ Sweet on me ♪
651
00:39:43,685 --> 00:39:46,558
Yeah, don't quit
your day job!
652
00:39:46,732 --> 00:39:49,038
♪ We can cook up
we can stir up when we-- ♪
653
00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:51,171
What the shit?
654
00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:53,695
Sorry about that, folks.
655
00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,175
That was the saddest thing
I've seen
656
00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:56,698
since my last court appointment
657
00:39:56,872 --> 00:39:59,179
when I saw my son
for the last time.
658
00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:01,181
Let's get on with it, shall we?
659
00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:03,575
All right, listen up,
I want a good, clean game
660
00:40:03,749 --> 00:40:05,098
between the two of you. Got it?
661
00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:08,754
Let's go!
662
00:40:08,928 --> 00:40:12,235
You will be unable
to sleep every night
663
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:15,413
having visions of me!
664
00:40:15,587 --> 00:40:18,503
Your mothers will weep
on your graves
665
00:40:18,677 --> 00:40:20,287
and your fathers will--
666
00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,898
they'll be very upset
667
00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:26,685
because I,
I will have destroyed you!
668
00:40:26,859 --> 00:40:28,774
I am the destroyer!
669
00:40:36,651 --> 00:40:37,609
What?
670
00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:39,437
Hey, what is this?
671
00:40:39,611 --> 00:40:41,613
You bring a girl
to a hockey game?
672
00:40:41,787 --> 00:40:43,571
Roller hockey, bitch!
673
00:40:44,267 --> 00:40:45,747
Uh, be careful
what you say to her.
674
00:40:46,226 --> 00:40:47,793
Just being completely honest.
675
00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,621
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
676
00:40:51,579 --> 00:40:54,800
And game one is underway.
677
00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:56,845
Puck is dropped,
Blake Kearney wins the draw--
678
00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:59,065
Oh, my goodness.
679
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,938
Steve Bell is absolutely crushed
by K-Dew of SkyFly.
680
00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:05,114
How's that for a girl, huh?
681
00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:09,292
Get up!
682
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,251
Are girls
even allowed to play?
683
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:13,558
You are embarrassing yourself!
684
00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:15,647
An early hit that will
almost definitely be
685
00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:18,040
a penalty and a power play.
686
00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,871
- So worth it. Back off!
- Get in there.
687
00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:29,138
Bitch!
688
00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:32,272
Roughing. Hit was before
the puck arrived.
689
00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:34,535
Two minutes.
Blue Clouds. Power play.
690
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,497
Little girl.
691
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:47,243
Goal, Blue Clouds!
692
00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:49,550
Goal, Blue Clouds!
693
00:41:49,724 --> 00:41:52,161
Blue Clouds scores again!
694
00:41:52,727 --> 00:41:56,165
Oh!
695
00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:59,517
Welcome to my world!
I'm better than you!
696
00:41:59,691 --> 00:42:04,043
I'm better than you!
697
00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:12,878
Danny... is he better than me?
698
00:42:15,010 --> 00:42:17,230
Woo-hoo!
699
00:42:17,404 --> 00:42:19,362
Not looking too good
for you, is it?
700
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,365
- Loser pants.
- "Loser pants," bro?
701
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,976
You call my bro "loser pants"?
702
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:26,500
He say "loser pants"?
He meant "loser bitch."
703
00:42:26,674 --> 00:42:28,241
Oh!
704
00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:30,025
Steve!
705
00:42:30,199 --> 00:42:31,679
My goodness.
706
00:42:31,853 --> 00:42:34,726
Steve is
absolutely knocked out cold.
707
00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:38,077
- Not again.
- This could be
a bench-clearing event, folks.
708
00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:39,165
You're next.
709
00:42:39,339 --> 00:42:40,340
Clearly there's history
710
00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:41,689
between these two teams.
711
00:42:41,863 --> 00:42:44,257
You're dead!
You're fuckin' dead.
712
00:42:44,431 --> 00:42:46,433
You thought you were alive,
but you're not.
713
00:42:46,607 --> 00:42:47,782
You're really dead.
714
00:42:49,349 --> 00:42:51,177
I got it, I know where to go.
715
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:53,962
Roughing. Two minutes.
716
00:42:54,136 --> 00:42:57,575
Jesus, people, a clean game.
I said a clean game.
717
00:42:58,663 --> 00:43:00,621
Yeah, more like a clean...
718
00:43:02,231 --> 00:43:04,582
...ass annihilation.
719
00:43:04,756 --> 00:43:07,280
What? You want your ass
to be annihilated?
720
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:11,763
No! No, no, I didn't say that!
721
00:43:12,415 --> 00:43:15,201
Let's go, SkyFly! Come on!
722
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:18,030
Blue Clouds with an early
five-to-nothing lead.
723
00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:21,294
This is tougher to watch
than the tears streaming down
my son's face
724
00:43:21,468 --> 00:43:23,209
when I told him
I'd never see him again.
725
00:43:39,138 --> 00:43:40,792
Danny Jones finally connects
726
00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:43,098
with his ace Dustin Murphy
for a goal.
727
00:43:44,926 --> 00:43:46,885
It's nine to one.
728
00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:49,714
Making this
a nine to one nut buster.
729
00:43:49,888 --> 00:43:51,977
No lube, no consent,
730
00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:54,893
and it absolutely
was their first time.
731
00:44:00,986 --> 00:44:02,204
- You tape that?
- Yes.
732
00:44:02,378 --> 00:44:03,858
Thank you for filming, Louie.
733
00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:05,817
You've got a lot to review,
young man.
734
00:44:10,909 --> 00:44:13,520
Played hard, guys, you know?
At least we got that first one
735
00:44:13,694 --> 00:44:17,306
- out of the way, huh?
- Yeah. Hey, now we got
some video footage to review.
736
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,395
We can learn,
we can grow from this.
737
00:44:19,569 --> 00:44:22,616
Hey, Carl, buddy,
I thought you played semipro.
738
00:44:23,095 --> 00:44:25,488
I did.
739
00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:27,969
It was before I needed glasses.
740
00:44:28,143 --> 00:44:29,928
Were you wearing your contacts?
741
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,713
I forgot 'em.
742
00:44:32,887 --> 00:44:35,803
- Damn it, Carl!
- Hey, that's all right.
743
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,979
We're just gonna go back
to the drawing board.
744
00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:39,720
Carl's gonna wear his contacts.
745
00:44:40,503 --> 00:44:41,461
We're okay.
746
00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:55,736
Hey, Rafa.
747
00:44:58,913 --> 00:45:00,132
- Oi.
- Oi.
748
00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:05,311
Hey, Danny.
749
00:45:07,879 --> 00:45:09,315
So we are normally m--
750
00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:12,492
well, we thought
we'd be much better than that.
751
00:45:13,536 --> 00:45:17,584
You guys should quit
before it gets worse, yeah?
752
00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:19,499
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
753
00:45:19,673 --> 00:45:22,023
How about I bet you my trailer
we'll whoop your fuckin' ass
754
00:45:22,197 --> 00:45:24,286
- and win the championship?
- Oh, whoa, whoa, Danny.
755
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:27,115
- Probably... [mumbles] bad call.
- No, no, no.
756
00:45:27,289 --> 00:45:28,943
Tough guy wants to bet
his piece-of-shit trailer.
757
00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:31,772
You're a piece-of-shit trailer!
758
00:45:37,778 --> 00:45:39,475
Unless you're scared, bitch.
759
00:45:39,649 --> 00:45:41,869
Oh.
760
00:45:42,914 --> 00:45:44,089
This is delightful.
761
00:45:44,829 --> 00:45:47,396
And if,
for some miracle of a reason,
762
00:45:47,570 --> 00:45:50,530
you were to win,
what would you get?
763
00:45:50,704 --> 00:45:52,271
You and your lame fuckin' crew
764
00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:55,361
never touch foot
on our drop zone again.
765
00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:58,190
Plus, your hockey
and your skydive team next year
766
00:45:58,364 --> 00:46:00,366
are gonna wear jerseys
that I personally design.
767
00:46:00,540 --> 00:46:03,064
You're gonna fuckin' love 'em.
768
00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:05,806
You should probably have them
throw some money
769
00:46:05,980 --> 00:46:07,242
in the equation, Danny.
770
00:46:07,416 --> 00:46:09,723
Mm, deal.
771
00:46:10,550 --> 00:46:12,900
What the fuck? Why w--
why would you do that?
772
00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:15,120
- Is that not a thing?
Is that not a thing?
- That's what the movies--
773
00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:16,425
- Oh, yeah. Totally, yeah.
- Spit on his face.
774
00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:17,905
Listen, I tell you what.
775
00:46:18,863 --> 00:46:20,473
You guys win
the championship and not us,
776
00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:21,866
and, uh, not only will we do
777
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,563
all that weird shit
you just said,
778
00:46:23,737 --> 00:46:25,391
plus, we'll throw in
a thousand bucks.
779
00:46:25,565 --> 00:46:26,958
Should be about
what your trailer's worth.
780
00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:31,789
And we're walking.
781
00:46:31,963 --> 00:46:33,138
And we're walking!
782
00:46:33,921 --> 00:46:35,357
How did you get changed so fast?
783
00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,925
- The hell were you thinking?
- Oh! I have no idea.
784
00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:40,754
I fuckin' blacked out.
Oh, I blacked out.
785
00:46:42,712 --> 00:46:45,237
- We need to get good, bro.
We need to get good fast.
- Fast.
786
00:46:46,934 --> 00:46:48,327
All right, so then,
787
00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:50,459
come around right here,
788
00:46:51,373 --> 00:46:53,375
we'll pass, and boom.
789
00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:55,464
Think that's gonna give us
a lot of opportunities.
790
00:46:55,638 --> 00:46:58,250
Hey, guys, come on.
Heads up. Come on.
791
00:46:58,728 --> 00:47:00,600
Hey, listen,
I know that was a tough loss,
792
00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:02,820
but we gotta keep
moving forward,
we gotta stay positive.
793
00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:05,170
Thiago, keep working
on that conditioning.
794
00:47:05,344 --> 00:47:07,955
Mickey? Mickey? Hey.
Come on, Mickey!
795
00:47:08,129 --> 00:47:09,000
Come on, man.
796
00:47:09,609 --> 00:47:11,611
K-Dew, I'm outta hockey sticks.
797
00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:15,006
- D-love, anything?
- Yeah, brother.
798
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:16,746
I think
with those play formations
799
00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:19,053
and Carl wearing his contacts,
800
00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:20,968
- that we actually
have a shot at this.
- Yeah.
801
00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:22,840
Uh, you guys have any questions?
802
00:47:23,014 --> 00:47:24,798
Okay, great. Carl.
803
00:47:25,364 --> 00:47:26,582
You've been
quite the desk there.
804
00:47:27,061 --> 00:47:29,237
- Something wrong?
- I'm fine.
805
00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:32,023
Okay, I know you're not fine.
Why are you butt hurt?
806
00:47:32,197 --> 00:47:35,983
Because you keep eating
all the M&Ms
out of my trail mix!
807
00:47:36,462 --> 00:47:38,246
Okay, uh, Danny,
have you been eating
808
00:47:38,420 --> 00:47:40,161
all the M&Ms
out of Carl's trail mix?
809
00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:43,295
Yes! Every time I go on a hike,
all I get is fuckin' nuts!
810
00:47:43,469 --> 00:47:46,341
All right. Danny is gonna
buy you some new trail mix.
811
00:47:47,777 --> 00:47:50,998
Are we good here?
Can we go practice?
812
00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:52,782
Kinda got a lot of stuff
on the line.
813
00:47:52,957 --> 00:47:54,132
I'm fine.
814
00:47:55,524 --> 00:47:56,612
Just M&Ms.
815
00:47:57,135 --> 00:47:58,876
You guys need
to hug it out or something?
816
00:47:59,050 --> 00:48:00,094
We're good.
817
00:48:01,226 --> 00:48:02,705
Look into my eyes, Danny.
818
00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:07,972
Uh-- no,
meet my eyeline. Meet it.
819
00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:14,979
- Just M&Ms.
- I'm gonna write it down.
820
00:48:15,153 --> 00:48:16,545
- Okay.
- "Just..."
821
00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,941
...that's good, "M&Ms."
822
00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:25,511
Thank you.
If you bring me cashews,
823
00:48:26,164 --> 00:48:28,906
- I walk. If you bring me--
- Cashews equals walk.
824
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:30,777
- Got it.
- You need to shut up right now.
825
00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:32,779
I'm trying to fuckin' talk.
826
00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:35,303
Raisins, gone. Write it down.
827
00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:40,308
What else is in trail? Pretzels?
I s-- if you bring me pr--
828
00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:42,441
I am overloaded
on pretzels right now.
829
00:48:42,615 --> 00:48:44,008
Do you want us to take
some of the pretzels out
830
00:48:44,182 --> 00:48:45,705
- of your current trail mix?
- If you could--
831
00:48:45,879 --> 00:48:47,315
that would actually
be very helpful.
832
00:48:47,489 --> 00:48:48,621
Thank you, actually.
833
00:48:53,756 --> 00:48:55,410
♪ Now here we go again ♪
834
00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:59,675
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
835
00:49:01,721 --> 00:49:02,678
♪ I love it ♪
836
00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:44,285
Fuck!
837
00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:43,431
- ♪ Huh! ♪
- ♪ Now here we go again ♪
838
00:51:17,770 --> 00:51:18,814
♪ Huh! ♪
839
00:51:18,988 --> 00:51:20,512
♪ Now here we go again ♪
840
00:51:25,256 --> 00:51:26,387
♪ Huh! ♪
841
00:51:29,869 --> 00:51:31,697
♪ I need all the wishes
yeah... ♪
842
00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:33,090
Danny Jones with the puck.
843
00:51:35,222 --> 00:51:38,965
He passes it to his main man,
Dustin Murphy,
who shoots and scores!
844
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,749
Puck is dropped and-- what?
845
00:51:40,923 --> 00:51:42,838
Oh, my God!
846
00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:46,103
- Ooh!
- Nighty night, motherfucker.
847
00:51:46,277 --> 00:51:49,193
- Good night.
- Motherfucker's taking,
uh, sleeping pills.
848
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:52,109
Danny Jones
sends him night-night time.
849
00:51:52,283 --> 00:51:55,286
When he wakes up
from his beautiful,
angelic slumber,
850
00:51:55,460 --> 00:51:57,984
he'll be questioning
many of his life choices.
851
00:52:00,465 --> 00:52:01,640
Oh, my goodness!
852
00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:03,772
K-Dew lays a big one.
853
00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:07,776
I'm not sure how the ref
missed that one, folks.
854
00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:13,652
Another impressive save
855
00:52:13,826 --> 00:52:15,436
by Carl Johnson!
856
00:52:19,527 --> 00:52:21,181
Danny Jones with a goal!
857
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,458
Yet another win for team SkyFly.
858
00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:40,244
This is not the team
we saw on day one, folks.
859
00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,898
This is
a championship-contending squad.
860
00:53:08,010 --> 00:53:09,795
- I can't--
- Come on,
Danny, come on.
861
00:53:10,578 --> 00:53:11,666
- No.
- Let's do this, you can.
862
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,538
No, no, no, no. No, no.
863
00:53:13,712 --> 00:53:16,018
" by Ben Reneer]
864
00:53:16,193 --> 00:53:18,891
♪ But if I could walk
those streets ♪
865
00:53:19,065 --> 00:53:20,675
♪ Today ♪
866
00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:24,157
♪ Would you still feel
so far away? ♪
867
00:53:28,509 --> 00:53:31,469
♪ Do you remember when I died? ♪
868
00:53:33,297 --> 00:53:35,037
♪ Stepped on that airplane... ♪
869
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:38,563
- Look, Danny--
- No! This is
fuckin' stupid, okay?
870
00:53:38,737 --> 00:53:41,348
This is who I am now, all right?
You're wasting your time.
871
00:53:42,697 --> 00:53:43,524
What?
872
00:53:45,004 --> 00:53:46,223
I don't understand, okay?
873
00:53:46,397 --> 00:53:47,789
Take one fuckin' English class.
874
00:53:47,963 --> 00:53:48,964
One!
875
00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:51,228
♪ ...will the rain... ♪
876
00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:54,753
Fuck this.
877
00:53:54,927 --> 00:53:59,801
♪ ...will the rain ever stop ♪
878
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:03,152
♪ Will the rain ever stop ♪
879
00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:05,459
♪ Reminding me of you? ♪
880
00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:12,597
♪ Orange Avenue ♪
881
00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:26,088
♪ There was nothing I could do ♪
882
00:54:28,221 --> 00:54:29,962
♪ But sit and watch the fire ♪
883
00:54:30,136 --> 00:54:33,095
♪ And rain of bullets
fall on you ♪
884
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:36,838
♪ Oh, if God will send
His angels down ♪
885
00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:40,799
♪ And wash the blood
from your cold town ♪
886
00:54:40,973 --> 00:54:44,237
- It's hard, brother.
- Life is hard, Danny.
887
00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:46,892
But when you do
the hard things in life,
888
00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:48,850
life gets much easier.
889
00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:52,550
You gotta do the things
that need to get done,
890
00:54:52,724 --> 00:54:54,291
when they need to get done,
891
00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,554
whether you feel like it or not.
892
00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:59,948
You've gotten started,
and I'm proud of you.
893
00:55:00,949 --> 00:55:02,603
But you gotta finish
what you started.
894
00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,953
See things
all the way through, you know?
895
00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:08,217
Listen to that inner voice.
896
00:55:08,827 --> 00:55:10,785
You remember
the law of attraction, right?
897
00:55:11,743 --> 00:55:13,658
Before anything
happens out there...
898
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,878
...it has to happen
in here first.
899
00:55:18,924 --> 00:55:21,187
All behavior is belief-driven.
900
00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:24,364
See it. Believe it.
901
00:55:26,235 --> 00:55:27,324
Have faith, son.
902
00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:29,717
Thanks, Louie.
903
00:55:31,023 --> 00:55:32,546
I'm gonna pop in
and relax a little bit,
904
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,374
but, uh, door's open.
905
00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:35,810
Mi casa es tu casa.
906
00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,041
We've come a long way, amigos.
907
00:55:49,215 --> 00:55:51,609
Fuck that, bro. Get me the puck.
908
00:55:53,959 --> 00:55:55,439
All right, we got,
uh, 30 seconds.
909
00:55:55,613 --> 00:55:57,179
Get Thiago the puck.
Go to the ship, baby.
910
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:58,920
All right, it's on your stick,
Thiago. Let's go.
911
00:55:59,094 --> 00:56:00,357
- Let's go.
- All right, everybody,
bring it in.
912
00:56:00,531 --> 00:56:01,706
On three. Here we go.
913
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:03,403
One, two three. Nobody beats...
914
00:56:03,577 --> 00:56:05,666
- ...off consistently!
- Let's go!
915
00:56:09,757 --> 00:56:12,238
Dustin Murphy
and Danny Jones drive it up.
916
00:56:13,065 --> 00:56:15,894
Drop it back at Thiago Braga,
who hits and scores!
917
00:56:16,068 --> 00:56:21,203
Oh, my goodness!
SkyFly wins two to one
as the clock hits zero.
918
00:56:21,378 --> 00:56:24,598
These derelicts are headed
to the championship game
919
00:56:24,772 --> 00:56:25,947
bright and early.
920
00:56:26,121 --> 00:56:27,514
Fuck you!
921
00:56:27,688 --> 00:56:29,560
Cancel your plans, bastards!
922
00:56:29,734 --> 00:56:31,605
It's fuckin' go time!
923
00:56:32,737 --> 00:56:35,043
Okay. I will work on it.
924
00:56:35,217 --> 00:56:36,567
Hey, how about that?
925
00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:38,351
We are going out tonight.
926
00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:39,918
I am not taking no
for an answer.
927
00:56:40,092 --> 00:56:42,399
Nuh-uh.
928
00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,879
Just soda and lime water for me.
929
00:56:45,619 --> 00:56:48,361
- Good game, my bro.
- Hey, you too, amigo.
930
00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:51,103
Yo, D-love, you sure
you wanna go out tonight
931
00:56:51,277 --> 00:56:53,148
or the bar's still a trigger?
932
00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:55,890
I mean no disrespect,
we're all super proud
of your sobriety
933
00:56:56,064 --> 00:56:58,980
- and we don't wanna tempt you.
- Appreciate that, K-Dew.
934
00:56:59,590 --> 00:57:01,548
I'm actually gonna see
if that beautiful lady
right there
935
00:57:01,722 --> 00:57:04,246
still wants to have
a romantic evening
with me tonight.
936
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:07,249
I don't know. Try not
to fuck up another one, bro.
937
00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,990
Oh, you two little lovebirds.
938
00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:11,558
Hey, guys,
gotta keep it cool tonight, huh?
939
00:57:11,732 --> 00:57:13,342
- Big game tomorrow.
- Yeah. Sure.
940
00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:14,996
Can't be all hung over.
941
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:18,783
Whoa! Never thought I'd see
the day Danny Jones
would be giving us
942
00:57:18,957 --> 00:57:21,220
the "Don't be hungover" speech.
943
00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:22,743
Today's the day,
you son of a bitch.
944
00:57:22,917 --> 00:57:24,745
Hey!
945
00:57:24,919 --> 00:57:26,138
- Thank yo--
- Thank you, Mickey.
946
00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:28,314
Hey, I don't get
hungover anyway.
947
00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:31,012
Well, you're not human,
Carl, so--
948
00:57:31,186 --> 00:57:33,537
Hey, nothing
to worry about, brother.
949
00:57:33,711 --> 00:57:36,278
You just enjoy your night
with your beautiful girlfriend
over there.
950
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:39,891
We'll see you here tomorrow,
ready to kick
some motherfuckin' ass, huh?
951
00:57:40,065 --> 00:57:42,241
Whoo!
952
00:57:50,815 --> 00:57:52,207
...I'm an asshole.
953
00:57:59,127 --> 00:58:00,564
...I've ever seen...
954
00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:09,616
Woo-hoo!
955
00:58:20,714 --> 00:58:24,544
So I got, uh, champagne...
956
00:58:28,113 --> 00:58:33,422
...sparkling cider
for... myself.
957
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,948
Um...
958
00:58:37,992 --> 00:58:39,124
...fluids are stupid.
959
00:59:09,763 --> 00:59:11,722
Woo-hoo!
960
00:59:11,896 --> 00:59:12,723
- That was a good one.
- Damn. Nice.
961
00:59:12,897 --> 00:59:14,899
Damn. I-- I'm good!
962
00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:18,729
- Humble too.
- I mean, didn't you see
my game-winning goal?
963
00:59:18,903 --> 00:59:21,079
- Were you even paying attention?
- I was right there, baby.
964
00:59:21,253 --> 00:59:23,777
- It was beautiful.
- I know. Thank you.
965
00:59:23,951 --> 00:59:26,606
I'm so hungry,
I could eat my own ass.
966
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,437
What?
967
00:59:32,743 --> 00:59:36,485
Okay, guys,
that team was not good.
968
00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:38,749
Honestly, none of these teams
hold a candle
969
00:59:38,923 --> 00:59:40,533
to the douchebags
we gotta beat tomorrow.
970
00:59:40,707 --> 00:59:42,970
Uh, speaking of those
cocksuckin' douchebags...
971
00:59:44,058 --> 00:59:45,625
Really?
972
00:59:45,799 --> 00:59:47,235
I come here
all the fuckin' time,
973
00:59:47,409 --> 00:59:48,715
I've never
seen them here before.
974
00:59:48,889 --> 00:59:51,065
I don't like it... at all.
975
01:00:00,771 --> 01:00:03,512
Hello, putas.
What are you guys doing here?
976
01:00:03,991 --> 01:00:06,124
Uh, well, first of all,
I don't speak Spanish...
977
01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:07,821
amigo.
978
01:00:07,995 --> 01:00:10,171
I don't speak Spanish either, motherfucker.
979
01:00:10,345 --> 01:00:11,346
I speak Portuguese.
980
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,392
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy.
981
01:00:13,566 --> 01:00:15,133
No disrespect here, okay?
982
01:00:16,090 --> 01:00:17,918
No need to get
all hot and sexy.
983
01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:20,573
- What?
- Nothing.
984
01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:23,576
Look, last time I checked,
it's a free country,
985
01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:25,360
to answer your question.
986
01:00:25,534 --> 01:00:28,407
Not sure how they
do things in... Portugal?
987
01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:30,235
It's Brazil.
988
01:00:30,409 --> 01:00:32,803
Whatever, dude.
989
01:00:32,977 --> 01:00:35,544
Yeah? Coming from Mr. "I lost
my virginity during prom night
990
01:00:35,719 --> 01:00:37,285
and I'm still a little
bi-curious over there."
991
01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:39,592
But, hey, guess what? So am I.
992
01:00:39,766 --> 01:00:41,463
At least I admit it,
just not to my dad.
993
01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:44,815
- I'm not bi-curious.
- That was really convincing.
994
01:00:45,816 --> 01:00:49,036
And, uh, what's wrong
with losing your virginity
on prom night?
995
01:00:49,210 --> 01:00:52,561
Nothing. You're just
predictable and basic
and super fuckin' lame.
996
01:00:57,305 --> 01:00:59,264
Whatever.
997
01:01:06,314 --> 01:01:08,577
Oh... like I care.
998
01:01:17,325 --> 01:01:18,631
Should we just fuck 'em up?
999
01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:20,198
Yeah, I mean--
1000
01:01:20,372 --> 01:01:22,330
- Uh, check.
- Fuck it, I'll dance.
1001
01:01:22,504 --> 01:01:25,899
Okay, g-- guys. Hey.
I know I'm not typically
the voice of reason,
1002
01:01:26,073 --> 01:01:29,816
but maybe it's best
if we just wait to settle this
on the rink tomorrow.
1003
01:01:30,425 --> 01:01:31,731
- Huh? Come on.
- Yeah. You're--
1004
01:01:31,905 --> 01:01:33,167
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1005
01:01:33,341 --> 01:01:34,429
Come on, let me get
another round.
1006
01:01:41,959 --> 01:01:43,177
Hey, guys.
1007
01:01:44,918 --> 01:01:46,398
I know there's hard feelings.
1008
01:01:46,964 --> 01:01:48,661
That's why I--
1009
01:01:48,835 --> 01:01:52,404
we wanted to give you
this round of shots.
1010
01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:58,889
♪ Everyone feels... ♪
1011
01:01:59,063 --> 01:02:00,020
Thanks.
1012
01:02:02,109 --> 01:02:03,067
Yep.
1013
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:11,031
Somebody broke
some glass over here.
1014
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,871
Dude, fuck that guy.
1015
01:02:25,045 --> 01:02:26,960
He reminds me
of my ex-girlfriend.
1016
01:02:27,134 --> 01:02:29,136
Please do explain.
1017
01:02:29,310 --> 01:02:30,616
Well, I was her fixer-upper.
1018
01:02:31,399 --> 01:02:32,923
She didn't wanna
see me successful, you know.
1019
01:02:33,097 --> 01:02:36,796
She couldn't stand
seeing me successful!
1020
01:02:36,970 --> 01:02:38,580
- What?
- I know.
1021
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:40,582
No, no, no. What do you mean
you are successful?
1022
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,628
Successful in what?
1023
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,196
All right, all right,
fuck this place.
1024
01:02:46,937 --> 01:02:49,766
Big game tomorrow night.
Okay, I'm gonna race.
1025
01:02:54,422 --> 01:02:57,556
I sure would like to fuck him
in front of my husband.
1026
01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:00,907
You guys are weird.
1027
01:03:01,821 --> 01:03:02,866
I can get into it.
1028
01:03:05,085 --> 01:03:06,260
It's not a yes.
1029
01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:08,915
It's not a no.
1030
01:03:11,004 --> 01:03:12,092
Is it 50-50?
1031
01:03:14,225 --> 01:03:16,793
Go home and go to bed.
1032
01:03:20,057 --> 01:03:21,449
You're my girlfriend, yeah?
1033
01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:32,852
Well, you are.
1034
01:03:44,385 --> 01:03:46,431
K-Dew, this better be important.
1035
01:03:46,605 --> 01:03:48,737
Danny, you need to get
to the hospital right now.
1036
01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:50,391
Dustin crashed his motorcycle.
1037
01:03:50,565 --> 01:03:52,611
Yeah, yeah, no, of c--
yeah, I'll be right there.
1038
01:03:53,307 --> 01:03:54,569
Dustin just crashed
his fuckin' motorcycle.
1039
01:03:54,743 --> 01:03:56,223
- What?
- Yeah, I gotta,
1040
01:03:56,397 --> 01:03:57,616
I gotta go. You can stay here.
1041
01:04:00,010 --> 01:04:00,924
O-- okay.
1042
01:04:04,579 --> 01:04:05,667
What's going on?
1043
01:04:06,930 --> 01:04:08,322
K-Dew, what did they say?
1044
01:04:08,496 --> 01:04:09,497
He's in a coma.
1045
01:04:13,066 --> 01:04:14,938
And they're not sure
if he's going to make it.
1046
01:04:15,112 --> 01:04:16,069
Fuck!
1047
01:04:17,331 --> 01:04:18,071
Sorry.
1048
01:04:21,945 --> 01:04:23,860
I can't-- I'm gonna go.
Can you take her home?
1049
01:04:24,686 --> 01:04:25,818
Is that okay?
1050
01:04:28,647 --> 01:04:30,954
Just let him go.
1051
01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:37,917
Hey. Where's Danny?
1052
01:04:38,091 --> 01:04:40,528
- You just missed him.
- He's all right?
1053
01:04:42,443 --> 01:04:45,229
- ♪ Just a little girl ♪
- I don't know.
1054
01:04:46,099 --> 01:04:48,580
♪ In this mean old world ♪
1055
01:04:50,103 --> 01:04:54,542
♪ Run, running from the wounds ♪
1056
01:04:57,067 --> 01:05:00,374
♪ She's looking out ♪
1057
01:05:00,548 --> 01:05:03,551
♪ For a ray of hope ♪
1058
01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:08,556
♪ Set a fire to the dark ♪
1059
01:05:11,603 --> 01:05:13,474
♪ She's living with love ♪
1060
01:05:13,648 --> 01:05:16,913
♪ Loving away ♪
1061
01:05:18,784 --> 01:05:23,963
♪ Truth in her heart
beats within ♪
1062
01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:27,880
♪ She's living to love ♪
1063
01:05:28,054 --> 01:05:31,014
♪ Loving away ♪
1064
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:36,933
♪ Through them hearts
coming back again... ♪
1065
01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:39,718
Yo.
1066
01:05:40,414 --> 01:05:42,851
I bought a bottle of tequila
last night.
1067
01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:45,942
I ended up smashing it.
1068
01:05:50,685 --> 01:05:52,209
He picked me up
from the hospital
1069
01:05:52,383 --> 01:05:53,297
when I crashed that truck.
1070
01:05:55,168 --> 01:05:57,779
He bailed me out of jail
when I did my little stunt.
1071
01:05:57,954 --> 01:05:59,825
He's been doing those things
since we were nine.
1072
01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:04,786
And the fact that I can't do
anything for him right now...
1073
01:06:06,353 --> 01:06:07,267
...fuckin' sucks.
1074
01:06:07,876 --> 01:06:09,313
You can play your ass off.
1075
01:06:10,314 --> 01:06:11,837
I can play my ass off.
1076
01:06:12,620 --> 01:06:15,493
And as cheesy
as that sounds, Thiago,
you know that's what he wants.
1077
01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:16,929
- Damn right.
- It's gonna be tough.
1078
01:06:17,103 --> 01:06:19,714
Guys. He was our ace. All right?
1079
01:06:19,888 --> 01:06:22,239
We're all, what, three,
four hours sleep, yeah?
1080
01:06:24,850 --> 01:06:27,418
That one dude
pitched a no-hitter
1081
01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:28,985
on acid.
1082
01:06:30,421 --> 01:06:31,639
Is that true?
1083
01:06:33,598 --> 01:06:36,644
- Pretty sure.
- MJ won a final
on food poisoning.
1084
01:06:38,211 --> 01:06:39,865
- That's fuckin' true.
- Baby.
1085
01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:41,780
Daddy's got new contacts.
1086
01:06:41,954 --> 01:06:44,783
Special
sight-improving contacts.
1087
01:06:44,957 --> 01:06:47,916
You ladies just need
to score one goal.
1088
01:06:48,091 --> 01:06:49,744
That's what
I'm talking about, Carl!
1089
01:06:49,918 --> 01:06:52,269
And since I saw it,
I'll just play dirty.
1090
01:06:52,443 --> 01:06:54,097
Fuck it, I'll go to jail.
I'll kill somebody.
1091
01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:56,577
- I never had anybody.
- Fuckin' works for me.
1092
01:06:56,751 --> 01:06:59,798
- Let's do this, motherfuckers!
- Bring it in!
1093
01:06:59,972 --> 01:07:01,321
One, two, three. Nobody beats...
1094
01:07:01,495 --> 01:07:02,757
...off consistently!
1095
01:07:02,931 --> 01:07:04,281
Let's go!
1096
01:07:04,455 --> 01:07:06,196
I'm gonna get changed
first, though.
1097
01:07:20,297 --> 01:07:22,081
- Ow.
- You think it's a game.
1098
01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:24,257
This is the Four Horsemen, baby!
1099
01:07:24,431 --> 01:07:26,607
Ladies and gentlemen,
I hope you brought your popcorn,
1100
01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:29,175
'cause today is gonna be a show.
1101
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:32,526
With me, by popular vote,
is none other than the amazing,
1102
01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:34,833
beautiful, talented, and sexy
1103
01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:37,357
cohost Samantha Peterson.
1104
01:07:37,531 --> 01:07:39,098
Thank you, JoJo,
I'm happy to be here.
1105
01:07:39,272 --> 01:07:40,839
Yeah, you are!
1106
01:07:41,013 --> 01:07:43,624
Today's rivalry game
is gonna be as hot and steamy
1107
01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:47,063
as the unprotected sex
my whore of a wife Barbara had
1108
01:07:47,237 --> 01:07:51,197
with the entire roster
of the 2016 Blue Clouds.
1109
01:07:52,503 --> 01:07:55,027
Y-- yes! And I hear
there's a wager, actually,
1110
01:07:55,201 --> 01:07:57,203
some form of bet
between the two captains?
1111
01:07:57,377 --> 01:08:00,206
What? Are you
joking my dick off?
1112
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:04,732
Oh, boy! If I wasn't gonna
piss my pants, I am now!
1113
01:08:04,906 --> 01:08:05,951
Let's get into it.
1114
01:08:14,829 --> 01:08:17,658
Okay, the puck dropped,
Danny Jones wins the draw.
1115
01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:19,269
He passes it back
to Thiago Braga--
1116
01:08:19,443 --> 01:08:21,401
Ooh!
1117
01:08:21,575 --> 01:08:24,883
That was a mama-slapper
from Blakey Blake.
1118
01:08:26,058 --> 01:08:28,974
Steve Bell drives up
with the puck now
and lays one into--
1119
01:08:29,148 --> 01:08:31,890
Oh, my goodness!
What a great save by Carl!
1120
01:08:32,064 --> 01:08:33,979
I've been watching Carl
closely this season,
1121
01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:35,633
and he's just an amazing--
1122
01:08:35,807 --> 01:08:38,679
- Oh, my God, what is he doing?
- Oh, no.
1123
01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:41,856
Mommy, that is not gonna
be good for SkyFly.
1124
01:08:42,030 --> 01:08:44,032
Roughing.
Blue Clouds. Power play.
1125
01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:47,297
Well, SkyFly is more fucked
than my ex-wife,
1126
01:08:47,471 --> 01:08:48,950
which is
quite the accomplishment.
1127
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:50,343
Many a sausage
has passed through
1128
01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:51,692
that meat grinder.
1129
01:08:55,609 --> 01:08:58,699
SkyFly is now down
to their only four players
and no goalie.
1130
01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:05,228
Semper fi!
1131
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:08,100
This is gonna be tough to watch.
1132
01:09:08,274 --> 01:09:09,884
Puck is intercepted
by Blake Kearney,
1133
01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:12,017
who drives it down
and easily scores
1134
01:09:12,191 --> 01:09:14,759
on a net that's
as empty as my soul.
1135
01:09:15,368 --> 01:09:18,458
Guess it's gonna be easier
than I thought.
1136
01:09:19,503 --> 01:09:22,680
Puck is dropped.
Blue Clouds sends it back
to Brent Evans,
1137
01:09:22,854 --> 01:09:24,769
with a tricky play off the wall.
1138
01:09:24,943 --> 01:09:27,859
Danny Jones,
unable to make the hit.
1139
01:09:28,033 --> 01:09:31,732
Go ahead and score
another one for Blue Clouds.
1140
01:09:33,343 --> 01:09:34,996
Blake Kearney wins the draw.
1141
01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:36,868
K-Dew tries to steal
the biscuit. No dice.
1142
01:09:37,521 --> 01:09:39,305
Dear God, what is he doing?
1143
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:41,177
I'll give you one second
to move, loser.
1144
01:09:41,351 --> 01:09:43,788
This is Sparta!
1145
01:09:45,268 --> 01:09:46,791
Mickey with the save.
1146
01:09:46,965 --> 01:09:48,532
That was stupid.
1147
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:50,925
I mean, I respect it, JoJo.
1148
01:09:51,099 --> 01:09:52,753
That took a lot of heart.
1149
01:09:57,932 --> 01:09:59,456
Oh, Carl's coming out
of the box.
1150
01:10:03,068 --> 01:10:04,287
Oh! Oh!
1151
01:10:04,461 --> 01:10:05,940
And it's not gonna be in time.
1152
01:10:06,114 --> 01:10:07,551
This is an early three-zero
1153
01:10:07,725 --> 01:10:09,944
Blue Clouds lead
over team SkyFly.
1154
01:10:10,118 --> 01:10:11,250
Hey, sorry, guys.
1155
01:10:12,251 --> 01:10:13,644
It's okay, buddy.
1156
01:10:13,818 --> 01:10:14,862
Hopefully, you got it
out of your system.
1157
01:10:15,036 --> 01:10:16,734
Well, they're not scoring again.
1158
01:10:16,908 --> 01:10:18,257
You guys know
how many you have to get.
1159
01:10:18,431 --> 01:10:20,303
One, two, three. Nobody beats...
1160
01:10:20,477 --> 01:10:22,000
...off consistently!
1161
01:10:22,174 --> 01:10:23,436
Let's go!
1162
01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:24,742
You gotta hand it to them.
1163
01:10:25,612 --> 01:10:28,963
Beaten up,
shit out of luck, with no hope,
1164
01:10:29,137 --> 01:10:31,531
but they still seem
pretty optimistic.
1165
01:10:33,185 --> 01:10:35,535
The only thing I'm handing them
1166
01:10:36,144 --> 01:10:37,581
is more ass whopping.
1167
01:10:38,451 --> 01:10:40,105
And if I see
any of you letting up,
1168
01:10:40,279 --> 01:10:42,325
that's exactly what you're
gonna get from me as well!
1169
01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,109
Capisce?
1170
01:10:46,111 --> 01:10:47,330
This is not a game!
1171
01:10:48,809 --> 01:10:51,072
It is a game,
but it's my fuckin' game!
1172
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:53,510
And we always win!
1173
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,381
It's my house!
1174
01:10:59,907 --> 01:11:01,692
It's on, bitch.
1175
01:11:02,475 --> 01:11:05,652
- Sure it seems that way.
- Oh, you speak.
1176
01:11:06,174 --> 01:11:08,525
Hey, why do you play
for these guys?
1177
01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:11,397
Blake actually
pays for my skydives, so--
1178
01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:13,660
Oh.
1179
01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:18,665
Thiago!
1180
01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:22,756
Danny Jones
with the score.
1181
01:11:22,930 --> 01:11:24,280
Ooh!
1182
01:11:24,758 --> 01:11:27,283
It ain't over yet, pussies.
1183
01:11:28,109 --> 01:11:29,937
♪ ...all rice and no beans ♪
1184
01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:37,510
- Let's go, K-Dew!
- Fuck yeah! Yes!
1185
01:11:37,684 --> 01:11:39,164
And we're working
our asses out here,
1186
01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:40,731
and you're
fuckin' playing like that?
1187
01:11:40,905 --> 01:11:42,080
Come on, guys. What the fuck?
1188
01:11:44,778 --> 01:11:46,345
Goal! Danny Jones!
1189
01:11:47,955 --> 01:11:49,087
That go in?
1190
01:11:52,177 --> 01:11:54,310
What did you tell me?
What did you say?
1191
01:11:54,484 --> 01:11:56,790
- What did you say to me?
Fuck off!
- Oh, yeah, baby.
1192
01:11:56,964 --> 01:11:58,662
- Yeah, baby. Harder.
- Fuck you.
1193
01:12:01,578 --> 01:12:05,190
Huge hit by Danny Jones.
1194
01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:07,540
What's up, baby? What's up?
1195
01:12:07,714 --> 01:12:11,239
Okay. Okay,
Danny Jones, tit for tat.
1196
01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:13,416
Tit for tat!
We can do tit for tat!
1197
01:12:13,590 --> 01:12:15,853
Danny Jones
drives it up the ice.
1198
01:12:16,027 --> 01:12:17,768
Sends it up to Thiago.
1199
01:12:17,942 --> 01:12:20,074
Oh, my goodness!
1200
01:12:20,248 --> 01:12:23,861
Danny Jones is absolutely
crushed by Eddie Phillips!
1201
01:12:24,035 --> 01:12:27,517
A cheap lame hit that,
no doubt, should be a penalty.
1202
01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:29,257
SkyFly is looking to the ref,
1203
01:12:29,432 --> 01:12:31,738
but it doesn't look like
he's gonna make the call, JoJo.
1204
01:12:31,912 --> 01:12:34,785
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Are you not gonna call that?
1205
01:12:35,873 --> 01:12:37,918
- I didn't see anything.
- Are you fuckin' kidding me?
1206
01:12:38,092 --> 01:12:39,311
How much are they paying you?
1207
01:12:39,485 --> 01:12:40,573
- Huh?
- Huh?
1208
01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:47,101
This would be a great time
for SkyFly to have a power play.
1209
01:12:50,844 --> 01:12:51,628
Fuck.
1210
01:12:53,064 --> 01:12:55,371
Hey, don't you drop
those gloves, son.
1211
01:13:01,638 --> 01:13:02,726
Time out.
1212
01:13:04,031 --> 01:13:06,382
We're not f--
you're a fuckin' serial killer.
1213
01:13:07,731 --> 01:13:09,210
Look at the fuckin' way
he looks.
1214
01:13:10,429 --> 01:13:11,561
I hate hockey.
1215
01:13:12,213 --> 01:13:13,476
I fuckin' hate hockey!
1216
01:13:23,224 --> 01:13:25,966
Yeah. I see
a strong future with us.
1217
01:13:28,186 --> 01:13:29,622
Okay, guys,
1218
01:13:30,449 --> 01:13:32,364
clearly, Blake made a deal
with the refs, huh?
1219
01:13:33,017 --> 01:13:34,453
Gotta play this one straight up.
1220
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,281
Give me the puck.
1221
01:13:37,674 --> 01:13:40,503
- What?
- Give me the puck.
1222
01:13:40,677 --> 01:13:43,549
Sweetheart,
you haven't scored yet.
1223
01:13:45,116 --> 01:13:46,117
Ever.
1224
01:13:48,032 --> 01:13:49,425
I feel something coming over me.
1225
01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:51,644
This is my moment.
1226
01:13:52,340 --> 01:13:53,690
I wanna make my dad proud.
1227
01:13:54,517 --> 01:13:55,387
Okay.
1228
01:13:56,388 --> 01:13:58,390
- Okay?
- Thiago, get back to defense.
1229
01:14:00,697 --> 01:14:02,394
K-Dew, you get
that puck up to Mickey.
1230
01:14:02,568 --> 01:14:04,222
Mickey, get by the net
and be fuckin' ready.
1231
01:14:04,396 --> 01:14:05,745
Just give me the fuckin' puck.
1232
01:14:07,051 --> 01:14:08,792
- Carl, you have any questions?
- Yeah.
1233
01:14:08,966 --> 01:14:10,663
So, you and Rafaela kiss,
1234
01:14:10,837 --> 01:14:12,752
but also Thiago
and Rafaela kiss,
1235
01:14:12,926 --> 01:14:14,624
and I was just wondering,
like, can I kiss her?
1236
01:14:14,798 --> 01:14:16,452
Carl, focus, man. Focus.
1237
01:14:29,552 --> 01:14:32,380
Wow.
1238
01:14:33,381 --> 01:14:34,818
Fuck 'em, dude. Nice try.
1239
01:14:35,558 --> 01:14:37,734
Mickey is just awful.
1240
01:14:37,908 --> 01:14:41,389
If they lose this game,
it will definitely be his fault.
1241
01:14:41,564 --> 01:14:44,697
Dude, that was horrible.
I thought it was your moment.
1242
01:14:44,871 --> 01:14:47,439
Well, you all know
what that means, folks.
1243
01:14:47,613 --> 01:14:51,182
We got ourselves
an old-fashioned
Western shootout.
1244
01:14:51,356 --> 01:14:55,708
Quickest guns in the West,
grabbing breasts
and fuckin' chests.
1245
01:14:56,230 --> 01:14:58,276
This is as simple as it gets.
1246
01:14:58,450 --> 01:15:01,235
Each team gets three attempts
from three different
team members.
1247
01:15:01,409 --> 01:15:04,064
- Whoever scores the most--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We get it, old-timer.
1248
01:15:04,238 --> 01:15:05,457
Just drop the fuckin' puck.
1249
01:15:08,721 --> 01:15:12,159
Samantha,
I literally cannot watch.
1250
01:15:13,900 --> 01:15:15,772
All right, well,
Steve Bell has proven
1251
01:15:15,946 --> 01:15:18,165
to be pretty god-awful
this season.
1252
01:15:18,339 --> 01:15:21,386
He drives it up the rink,
goes straight into the goalie.
1253
01:15:22,082 --> 01:15:24,476
They're having some sort of
WWF match right now?
1254
01:15:25,129 --> 01:15:26,870
This is just a poor fight.
1255
01:15:27,044 --> 01:15:29,176
Up first with SkyFly is Mickey.
1256
01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:31,875
Not a promising drive.
He does not score.
1257
01:15:33,616 --> 01:15:35,356
Next to drive the puck
is Brent Evans,
1258
01:15:35,531 --> 01:15:37,620
who's had an amazing season.
1259
01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:43,539
He takes a shot and Carl
is just unbeatable right now.
1260
01:15:43,713 --> 01:15:46,890
That's what I'm talking about.
Come on, come on!
You can't do that.
1261
01:15:47,064 --> 01:15:49,240
You can't score on me!
You can't do it.
1262
01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:50,850
Bitch!
1263
01:15:53,374 --> 01:15:54,680
Thiago Braga with the shot.
1264
01:15:54,854 --> 01:15:56,247
- Mm, no goal.
- Yeah!
1265
01:15:58,336 --> 01:16:00,512
- Whoo!
- Blake Kearney's up next.
1266
01:16:00,686 --> 01:16:03,167
And if anybody can make
it happen, it's him.
1267
01:16:03,341 --> 01:16:04,734
Why don't you marry him?
1268
01:16:08,825 --> 01:16:10,043
Blake drives it--
1269
01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:13,264
- He scores.
- What the fuck was that?
1270
01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:17,703
- Something
looks wrong, JoJo.
- So sorry.
1271
01:16:19,531 --> 01:16:21,141
Carl is down
and appears to be injured.
1272
01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:23,230
Danny! Danny!
1273
01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:26,886
- Louie.
- What?
1274
01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:30,542
- Louie get-- got camera.
- Oh, Louie!
1275
01:16:30,716 --> 01:16:33,937
My man. Hey.
We got it on camera.
1276
01:16:34,111 --> 01:16:35,895
We got you seeing it on camera.
1277
01:16:36,069 --> 01:16:37,636
Look, dude, I don't care
what they're paying you.
1278
01:16:37,810 --> 01:16:40,421
We get one more shot.
That goal doesn't count. Period.
1279
01:16:45,644 --> 01:16:48,952
Last goal doesn't count.
SkyFly's got the puck.
1280
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:51,476
- Last shot.
- What the hell?
You can't do that.
1281
01:16:51,650 --> 01:16:53,391
There's no outside video review
in this league!
1282
01:16:54,174 --> 01:16:56,481
Oh, shut up,
you spoiled little brat,
1283
01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:58,178
before I tell your daddy
that you let
1284
01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:00,137
all your little friends
jump for free.
1285
01:17:00,311 --> 01:17:01,791
I let you jump for free!
1286
01:17:04,010 --> 01:17:05,403
Guess I gotta find
a new drop zone.
1287
01:17:05,577 --> 01:17:07,318
Yeah, you do.
You're not gonna get a dime,
1288
01:17:07,492 --> 01:17:08,624
and you're fuckin' done!
1289
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:11,322
Put this asshole
in his place, will you?
1290
01:17:12,889 --> 01:17:13,846
This is bullshit!
1291
01:17:15,021 --> 01:17:15,935
Fuck!
1292
01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:31,559
Holy--
motherfuckin' insane!
1293
01:17:31,734 --> 01:17:33,561
SkyFly wins the game!
1294
01:17:35,912 --> 01:17:37,609
I cannot believe it!
1295
01:17:38,610 --> 01:17:41,526
I pissed myself!
1296
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:43,397
I shit myself!
1297
01:17:43,571 --> 01:17:46,226
And goddamn it,
after I finish this flask,
1298
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,968
I'll be throwing up
in the bathroom!
1299
01:17:49,142 --> 01:17:51,536
Meet me there
if you want a cocktail!
1300
01:17:51,710 --> 01:17:53,407
SkyFly wins!
1301
01:17:53,581 --> 01:17:55,845
SkyFly wins!
1302
01:17:56,497 --> 01:18:01,024
Barbara, if you can hear me,
I still love you!
1303
01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:03,591
Whoo!
1304
01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:05,158
- You--
- Whoo!
1305
01:18:05,332 --> 01:18:07,552
- Fuck that.
- Whoo!
1306
01:18:08,945 --> 01:18:10,294
Lou, baby.
1307
01:18:11,164 --> 01:18:13,253
You definitely got through six
of that wall, my bro.
1308
01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:14,646
When did you learn that move?
1309
01:18:14,820 --> 01:18:16,604
I have no fuckin' idea.
1310
01:18:16,779 --> 01:18:18,171
Hey, but it's the one, buddy.
1311
01:18:18,345 --> 01:18:19,390
And if you had a gun to my head,
1312
01:18:19,564 --> 01:18:21,044
I could not do that again.
1313
01:18:21,218 --> 01:18:22,828
Hey, let's visit Dustin, huh?
1314
01:18:23,002 --> 01:18:25,135
- Absolutely.
- Hey, where's K-Dew?
1315
01:18:25,744 --> 01:18:27,790
- Where the fuck is K-Dew?
- Where's K-Dew?
1316
01:18:27,964 --> 01:18:30,488
Well, she also had some
Mexican leftovers for breakfast.
1317
01:18:30,662 --> 01:18:32,664
I saw her going in and out
of the bathroom
a couple of times.
1318
01:18:32,838 --> 01:18:33,796
How are your eyes, Carl?
1319
01:18:34,622 --> 01:18:36,146
They're not great.
1320
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:38,714
Well, every blind squirrel
finds his nut even--
1321
01:18:40,803 --> 01:18:43,414
They're doing
a little better now, though.
1322
01:18:43,588 --> 01:18:46,069
Hey.
1323
01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:48,114
I fuckin' love you guys!
1324
01:18:48,288 --> 01:18:50,900
Come on, guys,
let's get out of here.
1325
01:18:51,074 --> 01:18:52,031
Come on. Let's go.
1326
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:54,860
We're looking for Danny Jones.
1327
01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:57,645
Oh, fuck.
1328
01:18:57,820 --> 01:18:59,299
That's Danny Jones.
1329
01:18:59,473 --> 01:19:00,953
Danny Jones,
you're under arrest.
1330
01:19:01,127 --> 01:19:03,042
- But what did he do?
- He hasn't shown up
1331
01:19:03,216 --> 01:19:04,827
to three different court dates.
1332
01:19:05,001 --> 01:19:07,394
For two different offenses,
one of which is a felony.
1333
01:19:08,091 --> 01:19:09,788
Mickey, I need to hide
some drugs in your butthole.
1334
01:19:09,962 --> 01:19:11,268
I already have some there.
1335
01:19:11,442 --> 01:19:12,835
- Do you have room?
- No.
1336
01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:14,967
Jesus fuckin' Christ, Danny.
1337
01:19:15,141 --> 01:19:16,403
You've been skipping court?
1338
01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:18,492
That is correct.
1339
01:19:19,450 --> 01:19:21,713
The officer's kinda cute.
She's looking at me.
1340
01:19:25,021 --> 01:19:26,631
I double-dog dare you
to get her number.
1341
01:19:26,805 --> 01:19:29,199
Do you think that if I call
9-1-1, she'd pick up?
1342
01:19:29,373 --> 01:19:31,244
- Danny?
- Rafa.
1343
01:19:31,418 --> 01:19:33,116
It would make me
the proudest man alive
1344
01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:34,378
if you'd be my wife.
1345
01:19:37,163 --> 01:19:39,296
- Marry me?
- It's not English.
1346
01:19:39,470 --> 01:19:41,080
Did he just propose?
1347
01:19:43,604 --> 01:19:45,128
Oh--
1348
01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:47,695
Uh--
1349
01:19:49,785 --> 01:19:50,655
Yes?
1350
01:19:52,178 --> 01:19:53,919
Yes! She said yes!
1351
01:19:54,093 --> 01:19:55,791
...jump!
1352
01:19:55,965 --> 01:19:58,184
Oh, I'm gonna jump, baby,
just you fuckin' wait.
1353
01:19:59,098 --> 01:20:01,231
Wait. How long
is she gonna have to wait?
1354
01:20:02,014 --> 01:20:03,363
Little longer than you'd like.
1355
01:20:05,017 --> 01:20:05,975
Shit.
1356
01:20:08,542 --> 01:20:09,500
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1357
01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,764
So, um, is, is, is--
1358
01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:15,636
I see you proposing to a girl
you just met from Brazil
1359
01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:18,596
who barely speaks English
because you quit
alcohol and drugs
1360
01:20:18,770 --> 01:20:21,817
and you're trying to get
your kick some other type
of weird kind of thing...
1361
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,168
...or because you are in love?
1362
01:20:26,386 --> 01:20:27,213
Honestly?
1363
01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:30,434
I'm gonna say
both are possible.
1364
01:20:31,087 --> 01:20:32,784
But you're still
gonna go through with it?
1365
01:20:32,958 --> 01:20:33,872
Absolutely.
1366
01:20:34,525 --> 01:20:35,743
You know, she might just--
1367
01:20:39,008 --> 01:20:42,359
You know, she might just want
your green card, don't you?
1368
01:20:42,925 --> 01:20:44,535
To the greatest country
in the world?
1369
01:20:45,666 --> 01:20:47,451
It'd be my fuckin' honor.
1370
01:21:02,553 --> 01:21:04,947
Well, it's not always
picture-perfect.
1371
01:21:05,686 --> 01:21:07,645
One thing I began to realize
is that most of us
1372
01:21:07,819 --> 01:21:10,778
go on day to day
like we're gonna live forever
1373
01:21:11,301 --> 01:21:14,608
with a serious lack of urgency
to do whatever it is
that we wanna do.
1374
01:21:15,218 --> 01:21:17,568
And yet, at the same time,
1375
01:21:17,742 --> 01:21:19,700
we're all pretty much
just scared as hell.
1376
01:21:20,614 --> 01:21:23,487
You know, I love how Louie said,
"Thoughts are the language
of the brain
1377
01:21:23,661 --> 01:21:25,576
and feelings are
the language of the body."
1378
01:21:25,750 --> 01:21:28,057
Well, I think I'm one
of the luckiest guys
1379
01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:32,017
that has ever lived,
and I feel fuckin' amazing.
1380
01:21:32,191 --> 01:21:34,324
And I really hope
that Dustin is okay.
1381
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:38,284
And with that, I ask you to ask
yourself the cheesy question,
1382
01:21:39,155 --> 01:21:41,418
"What would you do
if you knew you couldn't fail?"
1383
01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,598
♪ First to do, removing
all the trash and the toxins ♪
1384
01:21:47,772 --> 01:21:50,427
♪ Now is time to rough it up
stuff is just a little leash ♪
1385
01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:53,256
♪ Grab the Nikes on the hills
and let 'em met
the fuckin' street ♪
1386
01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:55,998
♪ We not got that dog in me
I'm ready, send it
said it all ♪
1387
01:21:56,172 --> 01:21:58,435
♪ Laying on the line
and let it ride... ♪
1388
01:21:58,609 --> 01:22:00,785
- ♪ Tonight, though ♪
- ♪ Tonight, though ♪
1389
01:22:00,959 --> 01:22:03,527
- ♪ I'm walking on a tight roll ♪
- ♪ Tight roll ♪
1390
01:22:03,701 --> 01:22:06,573
- ♪ The highs in the life, bro ♪
- ♪ The highs in the life, bro ♪
1391
01:22:06,747 --> 01:22:11,535
♪ And tonight might be
the last time we get
to shine, now ♪
1392
01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:12,840
"
by Jake Schlegel]
1393
01:22:13,015 --> 01:22:14,930
♪ Wandering through Wichita ♪
1394
01:22:15,104 --> 01:22:17,454
♪ Doubting my salvation ♪
1395
01:22:17,628 --> 01:22:21,110
♪ On account of all the ways
I've gone wrong ♪
1396
01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,852
♪ And I'm lonesome ♪
1397
01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:31,120
♪ Lonesome and longing ♪
1398
01:22:34,514 --> 01:22:37,822
♪ I've been searching
for the banks of peace ♪
1399
01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:39,563
♪ Like a river ♪
1400
01:22:40,129 --> 01:22:42,131
♪ With a worn out liver and... ♪
1401
01:22:42,305 --> 01:22:44,698
I'd like to thank everybody
for coming out today
1402
01:22:44,872 --> 01:22:48,528
to celebrate the love
of Danny Jones
and Rafaela Ramos.
1403
01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,835
Wrap it up. Please.
1404
01:22:51,401 --> 01:22:52,663
I have to go.
1405
01:22:54,230 --> 01:22:55,405
Is that Andy Dick?
1406
01:22:55,579 --> 01:22:57,407
Happy wedding day, handsome.
1407
01:22:57,581 --> 01:22:59,539
How did you get Andy Dick
to come to our wedding?
1408
01:22:59,713 --> 01:23:02,020
She paid me, numb nuts.
1409
01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:04,109
Twelve hundred bucks.
1410
01:23:05,589 --> 01:23:06,503
You are amazing.
1411
01:23:07,199 --> 01:23:07,983
I know.
1412
01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:12,552
Can you wrap it up? I got to go.
1413
01:23:14,467 --> 01:23:17,557
Okay. If there's,
uh, any objections,
1414
01:23:17,731 --> 01:23:20,299
please speak now
or forever hold your peace.
1415
01:23:20,473 --> 01:23:21,605
I object.
1416
01:23:23,085 --> 01:23:24,260
You can't marry her, Danny.
1417
01:23:25,870 --> 01:23:26,827
I love you, Danny.
1418
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:28,960
I've always loved you.
1419
01:23:29,134 --> 01:23:31,658
Oh, no. Can you not do this?
1420
01:23:31,832 --> 01:23:33,791
I have a dentist appointment.
1421
01:23:34,487 --> 01:23:36,228
- Who are you?
- Who are you?
1422
01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:38,013
Shit.
1423
01:23:38,187 --> 01:23:39,710
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
1424
01:23:40,493 --> 01:23:41,538
That was--
1425
01:23:41,712 --> 01:23:43,583
- What?
- Whoopsie-daisy.
1426
01:23:44,976 --> 01:23:47,631
All right,
with the power invested in me
1427
01:23:47,805 --> 01:23:50,199
by the beautiful district
of Lake Elsinore,
1428
01:23:50,373 --> 01:23:53,158
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
1429
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:54,899
You may kiss the bride.
1430
01:23:55,073 --> 01:23:56,640
Whoo!
1431
01:23:56,814 --> 01:23:59,295
Hoorah! Yeah!
1432
01:23:59,469 --> 01:24:01,427
♪ ...and I'm wandering
through Wichita... ♪
1433
01:24:01,601 --> 01:24:04,561
Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's get on the airplane.
1434
01:24:04,735 --> 01:24:08,521
♪ ...on account of all the ways
I've gone wrong ♪
1435
01:24:09,566 --> 01:24:12,873
- ♪ And I'm lonesome ♪
- Yeah!
1436
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:19,793
♪ Lonesome and longing ♪
1437
01:24:19,967 --> 01:24:22,840
♪ I'm lonesome ♪
1438
01:24:25,277 --> 01:24:28,802
♪ Lonesome and longing ♪
1439
01:24:45,732 --> 01:24:47,517
Is that a bag of coke?
1440
01:24:48,648 --> 01:24:50,781
You drug addicts!
1441
01:24:51,390 --> 01:24:53,436
Jump out of the plane,
please. Now.
1442
01:24:57,353 --> 01:25:00,225
♪ You baby, I'll, uh ♪
1443
01:25:00,704 --> 01:25:03,402
♪ You baby, I'll... ♪
1444
01:25:05,883 --> 01:25:08,364
♪ ...always will ♪
1445
01:25:10,757 --> 01:25:13,543
♪ Oh-oh ♪
1446
01:25:13,717 --> 01:25:16,023
♪ Oh-oh ♪
1447
01:25:16,589 --> 01:25:20,027
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
1448
01:25:22,465 --> 01:25:25,294
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
1449
01:25:25,468 --> 01:25:27,644
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
1450
01:25:28,384 --> 01:25:30,777
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
1451
01:25:30,951 --> 01:25:34,346
Oh, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.
1452
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:37,915
For the first time ever,
I present to you
1453
01:25:38,089 --> 01:25:41,788
Danny and Rafaela
motherfuckin' Jones!
1454
01:25:41,962 --> 01:25:43,399
Whoo!
1455
01:26:02,418 --> 01:26:04,115
I miss my son!
1456
01:26:09,642 --> 01:26:11,166
Hey, Danny, um,
1457
01:26:12,079 --> 01:26:14,169
I was skeptical at first,
1458
01:26:14,343 --> 01:26:18,390
but, but I gotta say,
I, I'm truly jubilant
for the two of you.
1459
01:26:18,956 --> 01:26:20,131
What?
1460
01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:21,698
I'm, I'm, I'm elated.
1461
01:26:22,481 --> 01:26:23,613
You're what?
1462
01:26:24,657 --> 01:26:26,616
Danny, I'm delighted.
1463
01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:28,052
You're losing weight?
1464
01:26:28,966 --> 01:26:30,881
I'm fuckin' happy, Danny.
1465
01:26:31,055 --> 01:26:32,665
Jesus, just say
you're fuckin' happy.
1466
01:26:32,839 --> 01:26:34,580
Who's teaching this guy English?
1467
01:26:36,016 --> 01:26:37,366
Seriously?
1468
01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:38,410
Yeah!
1469
01:26:38,584 --> 01:26:40,107
Wedding. Sorry.
1470
01:26:40,282 --> 01:26:41,892
You mind? Is that okay? Yeah.
1471
01:26:42,066 --> 01:26:44,286
- I am relaxed.
- Hold on, hold on.
1472
01:26:44,460 --> 01:26:46,505
Wedding. Toast.
Where's the bride?
1473
01:26:48,551 --> 01:26:49,465
Hey-ho!
1474
01:26:51,075 --> 01:26:53,425
God bless. Right? God--
1475
01:26:53,599 --> 01:26:54,470
Whoops. Oh!
1476
01:26:56,863 --> 01:26:57,908
Real quick toast.
1477
01:27:03,653 --> 01:27:06,743
This is-- really?
This is your wedding?
1478
01:27:06,917 --> 01:27:08,788
Are you
motherfuckin' kidding me?
1479
01:27:09,267 --> 01:27:11,617
Whoops. That's your marriage.
1480
01:27:12,836 --> 01:27:15,404
This-- this is plastic!
It doesn't matter.
1481
01:27:16,274 --> 01:27:18,668
The thing is-- is,
I know I just met you.
1482
01:27:19,190 --> 01:27:20,931
You seem very nice.
1483
01:27:25,457 --> 01:27:29,026
And you remind me
of the stepson...
1484
01:27:30,114 --> 01:27:31,420
...that I wish was dead.
1485
01:27:33,639 --> 01:27:35,511
So, have at it!
1486
01:27:35,685 --> 01:27:37,687
You guys have fun.
I'm gonna go throw up.
1487
01:27:39,515 --> 01:27:40,733
Where's the money?
1488
01:27:40,907 --> 01:27:42,866
Oh-- goddammit!
1489
01:27:43,040 --> 01:27:45,129
What are you--
are you kidding me?
1490
01:27:49,394 --> 01:27:52,049
What the f--
are you out of your mind?
1491
01:27:52,223 --> 01:27:54,094
Camera. Steve.
1492
01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:56,227
I'll be ready
to go down.
1493
01:27:56,401 --> 01:27:58,055
Are you gonna go down again?
Will you do it or not?
1494
01:27:58,229 --> 01:28:00,187
That's fuckin' good.
1495
01:28:03,756 --> 01:28:07,020
Oh, shit, dude!
1496
01:28:07,804 --> 01:28:08,718
That's right.
1497
01:28:09,501 --> 01:28:11,329
♪ ...a smile on your face ♪
1498
01:28:11,503 --> 01:28:13,375
♪ No one makes me
feel that way... ♪
1499
01:28:13,549 --> 01:28:15,464
All right. All right.
Cut. And, uh...
1500
01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:20,120
Action.
1501
01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:22,209
Speaking of those
cocksuckin' douchebags
1502
01:28:22,384 --> 01:28:24,734
who have no mothers,
and that's why
they never were loved--
1503
01:28:26,431 --> 01:28:27,302
- Oh!
- One more.
1504
01:28:27,476 --> 01:28:28,303
Sad, man.
1505
01:28:28,477 --> 01:28:30,130
That was fuckin' sad.
1506
01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:31,828
- Help me out, dude.
- It's fuckin' sad.
1507
01:28:34,265 --> 01:28:36,485
Get a little angry
on the "motherfucker."
1508
01:28:37,268 --> 01:28:38,748
Right, dude...
1509
01:28:42,186 --> 01:28:43,492
Right, right, right--
1510
01:28:43,666 --> 01:28:44,754
Nailed it. Lock it in.
1511
01:28:45,885 --> 01:28:47,670
Cool. I knew it.
1512
01:28:48,235 --> 01:28:50,281
I don't speak Spanish either, motherfucker.
1513
01:28:50,455 --> 01:28:51,891
I speak Portuguese.
1514
01:28:52,370 --> 01:28:56,287
Whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy,
no disrespect here, okay?
1515
01:28:59,029 --> 01:29:00,770
Cut, cut, cut, cut.
1516
01:29:04,164 --> 01:29:05,557
♪ ...you happened to me ♪
1517
01:29:05,731 --> 01:29:09,126
♪ Now I feel like someone new ♪
1518
01:29:11,258 --> 01:29:13,696
♪ ...wait another day ♪
1519
01:29:14,392 --> 01:29:15,480
♪ When you're so far away ♪
1520
01:29:15,654 --> 01:29:18,918
I'm better than you!
1521
01:29:20,485 --> 01:29:21,791
♪ This must be love ♪
1522
01:29:21,965 --> 01:29:23,053
This ain't a game.
1523
01:29:24,054 --> 01:29:27,579
It is a game,
but it's my game, and we win.
1524
01:29:30,669 --> 01:29:31,801
That was good, though.
1525
01:29:32,802 --> 01:29:34,891
I don't have any friends!
1526
01:29:35,892 --> 01:29:38,851
I don't have any real friends!
1527
01:29:40,636 --> 01:29:42,072
Oh, Blake.
1528
01:29:43,029 --> 01:29:44,814
I didn't know
the shot was on me.
1529
01:29:44,988 --> 01:29:47,164
- Take ten.
Let's do it again.
- Oh, my God.
1530
01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:49,209
I think
I've seen her on Instagram.
1531
01:29:50,602 --> 01:29:52,169
Can cops have Instagrams?
1532
01:29:52,343 --> 01:29:53,736
I don't know, but she does.
1533
01:29:54,911 --> 01:29:56,042
That's wild.
1534
01:29:58,523 --> 01:30:01,265
Oh! Steve Bell is crushed again.
1535
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,832
He's got the hardest--
1536
01:30:03,006 --> 01:30:05,791
some kind of animal
that doesn't give up.
1537
01:30:05,965 --> 01:30:08,707
Shit on my dick--
that's what it is. Cut that.
1538
01:30:08,881 --> 01:30:10,927
Shit on my dick,
1539
01:30:11,101 --> 01:30:13,799
ladies and gentlemen!
That was the wrong call!
1540
01:30:14,496 --> 01:30:17,673
I'll tell you what,
SkyFly is more fucked
than my ex-wife,
1541
01:30:17,847 --> 01:30:19,718
and that's an accomplishment.
1542
01:30:19,892 --> 01:30:24,027
She's had more sausage...
than a fuckin'
meat store.
1543
01:30:24,201 --> 01:30:26,856
I'm sorry. Let me do that
one more time.
1544
01:30:27,030 --> 01:30:29,119
It's already been
fuckin' brought!
1545
01:30:29,293 --> 01:30:31,774
Come on. I want you
to fuckin' do it!
1546
01:30:31,948 --> 01:30:33,732
I want you to fuckin' do it!
1547
01:30:34,341 --> 01:30:38,607
Oh. How cute! Can you guys
jump out of the plane now?
1548
01:30:38,781 --> 01:30:39,695
Thanks.
1549
01:30:39,869 --> 01:30:40,609
What?
1550
01:30:40,783 --> 01:30:42,872
Hi! Hi!
1551
01:30:43,046 --> 01:30:45,004
- Yeah, yeah. Not now.
- Can I open it?
1552
01:30:45,178 --> 01:30:46,745
- Enough, enough.
- I'm right!
1553
01:30:46,919 --> 01:30:47,790
Enough?
1554
01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:53,317
Damn it!
1555
01:30:55,580 --> 01:30:56,712
I don't even want it anymore.
1556
01:30:57,190 --> 01:30:58,975
Oh!
1557
01:30:59,802 --> 01:31:01,020
Open!
1558
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:30,561
- ♪ Uh, I heard
they checking for me ♪
- ♪ Shit ♪
1559
01:33:30,735 --> 01:33:33,390
♪ No one checking on me
so I had to go, run up a check ♪
1560
01:33:33,564 --> 01:33:35,305
♪ I got the message, homey
ain't no flexin' on me ♪
1561
01:33:35,479 --> 01:33:37,437
♪ My attorney
gone call and collect ♪
1562
01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:39,222
♪ Blessings on blessings for me
my success ♪
1563
01:33:39,396 --> 01:33:41,354
♪ Has only made 'em envious
they got upset ♪
1564
01:33:41,528 --> 01:33:43,443
♪ I had to put
all their egos in check ♪
1565
01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:45,445
♪ I want the money the power
respect and I heard ♪
1566
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:47,360
♪ You know so-and-so
you not a threat ♪
1567
01:33:47,534 --> 01:33:49,319
♪ 'Cause I really know so-and-so
they like my family ♪
1568
01:33:49,493 --> 01:33:51,321
♪ So they gone pretend
that they cool till they bust ♪
1569
01:33:51,495 --> 01:33:53,323
♪ At your motherfuckin' chest
I'm getting gutter ♪
1570
01:33:53,497 --> 01:33:55,717
♪ My flow been like butter
my check in the bank ♪
1571
01:33:55,891 --> 01:33:58,371
♪ They see the number
all of my haters
feel one of two ways ♪
1572
01:33:58,545 --> 01:34:00,591
♪ Really upset or they show
some respect ♪
1573
01:34:00,765 --> 01:34:03,202
♪ I can't even think about it
I been up, so read about it ♪
1574
01:34:03,376 --> 01:34:05,640
♪ Don't beat around it
straight to it
no ring around it ♪
1575
01:34:05,814 --> 01:34:07,990
♪ You coming for me?
we'll see about it
we never see you ♪
1576
01:34:08,164 --> 01:34:10,079
♪ When I kick my feet up
a hundred meters
way I run the fee up ♪
1577
01:34:10,253 --> 01:34:12,516
♪ It go ka-ching an onomatopoeia
I had to re-up on the re-up ♪
1578
01:34:12,690 --> 01:34:14,474
♪ So you stay defeated
and put it back into the beat ♪
1579
01:34:14,649 --> 01:34:17,347
♪ 'Cause I don't
really need it, ugh ♪
1580
01:34:17,521 --> 01:34:19,523
♪ I heard
they checking for me
no one checking on me ♪
1581
01:34:19,697 --> 01:34:22,482
♪ So I had to go run up a check
I got the message, homey ♪
1582
01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:25,355
♪ Ain't no flexing on me
my attorney gone
call and collect ♪
1583
01:34:25,529 --> 01:34:28,358
♪ Blessings on blessings for me
my success has only
made 'em envious ♪
1584
01:34:28,532 --> 01:34:31,361
♪ They got upset, I had to put
all their egos in check ♪
1585
01:34:31,535 --> 01:34:35,321
♪ I had to, I had to...
put all they egos in check ♪
1586
01:34:35,495 --> 01:34:37,367
♪ You're not entitled
to anything else ♪
1587
01:34:37,541 --> 01:34:39,499
♪ I get ten years
of this under my belt ♪
1588
01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:41,676
♪ Your art isn't art, they don't
feel it and nobody hears it ♪
1589
01:34:41,850 --> 01:34:43,286
♪ And it should
just stayed on the shelf ♪
1590
01:34:43,460 --> 01:34:45,331
♪ Your ego
done got it in the way ♪
1591
01:34:45,505 --> 01:34:48,334
♪ It gotta die today
it gotta go ♪
1592
01:34:48,508 --> 01:34:50,206
♪ You should be happy
I lightened the load ♪
1593
01:34:50,380 --> 01:34:52,251
♪ The weight of your arrogance
heavy as stone ♪
1594
01:34:52,425 --> 01:34:54,427
♪ I make an appearance
they already know ♪
1595
01:34:54,601 --> 01:34:57,082
♪ That chip on your shoulder
gone crumble and fold, yeah ♪
1596
01:34:57,256 --> 01:34:59,737
♪ It's not a secret
that you have been
fearing the shit that I'm on ♪
1597
01:34:59,911 --> 01:35:03,480
♪ So you back to the brag
and the boast
but I'm in a class of my own ♪
1598
01:35:04,046 --> 01:35:07,440
♪ Ugh, I heard
they checking for me
no one checking on me ♪
1599
01:35:07,614 --> 01:35:09,486
♪ So I had to go
run up a check ♪
1600
01:35:09,660 --> 01:35:11,531
♪ I got the message, homey
get no flexing on me ♪
1601
01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:13,359
♪ My attorney
gone call and collect ♪
1602
01:35:13,533 --> 01:35:15,187
♪ Blessings on blessings for me
my success ♪
1603
01:35:15,361 --> 01:35:17,320
♪ Has only made 'em envious
they got upset ♪
1604
01:35:17,494 --> 01:35:19,278
♪ I had to put
all their egos in check ♪
1605
01:35:23,152 --> 01:35:24,893
Your team forfeits
if you don't get out there.
1606
01:35:28,461 --> 01:35:29,506
I don't suck!
1607
01:35:31,943 --> 01:35:33,292
Blake doesn't suck!
1608
01:35:33,466 --> 01:35:35,251
Okay? Blake gets sucked!
1609
01:35:35,904 --> 01:35:37,993
Dad?
1610
01:35:38,167 --> 01:35:40,169
♪ Ooh, that sugar sweet ♪
1611
01:35:40,343 --> 01:35:42,345
♪ You got what I need ♪
1612
01:35:42,519 --> 01:35:44,564
♪ Sipping on the potion ♪
1613
01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:46,566
♪ All that good emotion ♪
1614
01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,960
♪ Just my kinda heat... ♪
1615
01:35:49,134 --> 01:35:50,396
Ladies and gentlemen,
we might be sending this
1616
01:35:50,570 --> 01:35:51,615
to America's Funniest Videos.
1617
01:35:51,789 --> 01:35:53,008
♪ ...the motion ♪
1618
01:35:56,707 --> 01:36:00,102
♪ Live it up, live it up
live it up sweet emotion... ♪
1619
01:36:00,276 --> 01:36:01,973
- What?
- You almost got it.