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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激，姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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{\an8}‪劇名：強尼的混亂島大混亂

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{\an8}‪清晨5點

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{\an8}‪《超級揍扁大混亂》
‪終於推出神拳隊長

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{\an8}‪和破壞猴的限量版人偶

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{\an8}‪他們是我歷來最喜歡電玩遊戲中
‪兩個最喜愛的角色

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{\an8}‪等等，我以為《混亂島》
‪是你最愛的電玩遊戲

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{\an8}‪不，《混亂島》排第三

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{\an8}‪《小可夢大激鬥》排第二

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{\an8}‪儘管小智障想要消滅我

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{\an8}‪《超級揍扁大混亂》排第一

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{\an8}‪（20美元，購買）

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{\an8}‪（售罄）

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‪售罄？

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‪它們才剛發售13秒

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‪去實驗室

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‪這裡有我姊姊的新立體打印機
‪可以把兩個人偶打印出來

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‪我們不是應該先得她們同意
‪或叫她們示範如何操作打印機嗎？

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‪你要我為了人偶這種小事
‪而叫醒她們嗎？

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‪這太沒禮貌，杜奇

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‪再說這台機器
‪跟學校的立體打印機有多大分別？

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‪等等，你輸入的是7吋還是7呎？

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‪吋後面是有一撇還是二撇？

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‪（第二階段）

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‪“按指令的互動活動”？

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‪到底是什麼？

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‪這台不是學校的立體打印機

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‪（第三階段）

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‪“組合人工智慧和運動反應”？

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‪可能出問題了

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‪不管是誰，別敲門

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‪是妳們親愛的弟弟
‪我們可能有個小問題

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‪什麼小問題？

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‪神拳隊長！

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‪我無法相信你竟擅自使用立體打印機

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‪我也無法相信能輕易在隱藏控制台

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‪找到保安密碼

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‪密碼每三個數字
‪有一個不相干的數字？

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‪也太明顯了

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‪他越來越聰明了

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‪幸好所有立體打印出來的東西
‪都有內建的定位晶片

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‪放鬆點，我覺得他們只是害怕

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‪神拳隊長和破壞猴是好人，心地善良

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‪除非被激怒就另當別論

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‪喂，奇怪的傢伙和猴子

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‪我要去送禮物給我未來的女朋友

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‪所以…快滾開！

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‪神拳隊長！

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‪太好了！

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‪今天是我鼴鼠王

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‪終於在地面發動攻擊的日子

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‪早安，怪胎

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‪我建議你們盡快逃跑…

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‪再見！

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‪哇！你們跟神拳隊長
‪和破壞猴長得一模一樣

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‪我要準備戰鬥嗎？耶！

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‪我想向大家保證

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‪我們聯同這兩位優秀的特工

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‪會阻止在豬肚市作惡的

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‪拳擊男和人猿

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‪不管他們在哪裡
‪我們都會把他們繩之以法

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‪把他們擊倒

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‪喔！他們來了

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‪神拳隊長！

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‪讓我猜猜，強尼跟這件事有關

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‪嘿，我們又要玩那虛擬現實遊戲嗎？

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‪杜奇在遊戲裡會說話，而且…

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‪可愛的鼴鼠王也玩嗎？

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‪請別再弄我

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‪對，我們在玩虛擬實境遊戲

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‪誰擊倒神拳隊長和破壞猴

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‪並把他們帶回我們家就是贏家

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‪好！如果我贏了

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‪蘇珊要戴上這條象徵勝利或愛的項鍊

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‪是我買給她的

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‪不！

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‪閃閃小子，你能多快
‪把我們的《混亂島》盔甲送到？

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‪如果我傳簡訊給技術員
‪讓他們召喚無人機

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‪大概…

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‪三分鐘

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‪好，為更快找到他們，我們應該要…

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‪組隊！

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‪不，我不想跟…

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‪我又孤軍作戰了

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‪但我會獲勝，蘇珊會戴上我的項鍊

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‪絕不會

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‪好了，如果我是得到生命的破壞猴

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‪我會在哪呢？

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‪我知道！在樹上

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‪我卡住了

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‪對，我也一樣

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‪哎呀，我希望我們能先阻止他們

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‪我們就終於能打敗強尼
‪和那兩個我沒見過的女孩…

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‪好啦，她們叫蘇珊和瑪莉

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‪你在她們隔壁住了14年

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‪現在跟著我說

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‪蘇珊和瑪莉

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‪-但…
‪-不要但了！

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‪事實上，我剛聽說
‪新的遊戲規則是去找她們

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‪說出她們的名字，送她們回家

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‪-但…
‪-但什麼？

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‪但那傢伙怎麼辦？

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‪出拳！

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‪妳說得對

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‪一隻猴子抵擋不了穿上盔甲的姊妹花

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‪可能…抵擋得了

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‪-接住妳了！
‪-尤金

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‪你沒接住瑪莉

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‪但我不愛瑪莉

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‪馬上救她！

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‪謝謝，尤金

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‪我聽從妳的要求救了妳的姊妹

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‪妳答應戴上這條
‪閃亮的項鍊，以象徵我們…

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‪你休想！

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‪我想知道強尼怎麼了

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‪你真的認為他們會來這裡？

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‪我有兩件事很擅長，狗狗

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‪不看書也能完成讀書報告

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‪和打電動

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‪相信我，他們會來這裡

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‪跟你們說一下，我們是超級粉絲

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‪你們是我們最喜愛的角色

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‪調到最強電擊

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‪你們本來應該是我架上的小人偶

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‪我覺得很內疚

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‪別這樣，你轟掉隊長，我來擊垮猴子

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‪發射！

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‪我們輸得好慘啊

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‪強尼，這兩個電玩角色有多強？

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‪他們的整體能力值是210分

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‪所以我們才用他們

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‪因為他們難以被打敗！

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‪神拳隊…

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‪我拖延他們，他們想辦法擊倒他們

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‪趕快！

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‪捉到你了，換你當鬼

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‪閃閃小子今天救了我們兩次了

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‪但我還是不會戴那條項鍊

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‪（210分，99分，131分，175分）

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‪強尼，我們不能用電玩對抗電玩

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‪因為《混亂島》
‪沒有東西的整體能力值

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‪比神拳隊長和破壞猴高

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‪試試《小可夢大激鬥》

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‪（300分）

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‪這樣不會好玩

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‪黃毛小子，你覺得我會幫你嗎？

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‪我幹嘛要這麼做？為什麼？

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‪因為幫助別人是好事

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‪你覺得我需要朋友嗎？是嗎？

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‪你覺得我很寂寞
‪因為身邊的都是小可夢

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‪而不是像你這樣會說話的人類？

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‪如果我幫你，你會對我好一點

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‪或許來這裡跟我一起散步和聊天
‪我是指用人類的語言

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‪而不是“爆爆”這類字詞

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‪爆爆？

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‪其實我可以做的遠超這些

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‪喂？

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‪尤金，試試引誘
‪神拳隊長和破壞猴到公園

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‪如果我這麼做，蘇珊會戴上項鍊嗎？

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‪不會，但我們需要你的幫助

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‪好

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‪好，公園在那個方向

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‪那麼…喂，大笨蛋！

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‪一定會很痛

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‪神拳隊長！

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‪你還沒將我擊倒

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‪這不是你的拿手好戲嗎？

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‪出拳

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‪出招！

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‪糟糕，沒用！

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‪等一下

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‪他們好像已經制止他們兩個了

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‪太好了！

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‪你還好嗎？

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‪我的身體仍然完好無缺

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‪但我的心…碎了

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‪我會戴一小時

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‪蘇珊和瑪莉

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‪我知道妳們的名字了
‪我想送妳們回家

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‪但我猜只送瑪莉好了

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‪因為蘇珊拿著別人送的定情項鍊

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‪我們大獲全勝

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‪這個故事有一個圓滿的結局

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‪就連我的勁敵
‪和神拳隊長及破壞猴都有幸福的結局

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‪我必須說

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‪在小可夢島用人類語言

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‪跟朋友聊天真開心

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‪神拳隊長

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‪我們可以散散步
‪或許甚至有更深入的對話

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‪神拳…隊長？

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‪就是嘛

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‪神拳隊長

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰