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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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‪（剧名：强尼的大混战）

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‪早上五点啦

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‪超级破碎大乱斗终于发行
‪猛拳队长和猴子稀碎的

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‪限量版手办了

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‪他们可是我最喜欢的游戏里
‪最喜欢的角色

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‪等等 我以为乱斗岛
‪是你最喜欢的游戏

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‪不 乱斗岛排第三

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‪小萌兽超级碰撞排第二

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‪虽然小愚想灭掉我

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‪超级破碎大乱斗是最爱

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‪（20美元 购买）

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‪（售罄）

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‪售罄？

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‪它们才上架13秒钟

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‪去实验室…

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‪我姐妹的新3D打印机
‪可以为我制作手办

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‪我们不该在使用之前
‪先征得她们的同意吗？

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‪你想让我因为手办
‪这么大点儿的事把她们叫醒吗？

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‪真没礼貌 嘟奇

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‪而且这台跟学校的比
‪能有什么不同呢？

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‪等等 你输入的是18厘米
‪还是213厘米？

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‪我输入的是两位还是三位来着？

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‪（第二阶段）

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‪“按命令互动”？

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‪那是什么？

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‪学校的3D打印机上可没出现那个

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‪（第三阶段）

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‪“装配人工智能及运动反应”？！

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‪恐怕是有点问题了

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‪管你是谁 都不许敲门了

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‪是你亲爱的兄弟
‪我们可能有点小问题

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‪什么小问题？

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‪猛拳队长！

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‪我不敢相信你擅自使用了3D打印机

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‪我还不敢相信那么简单
‪就能在隐藏面板中找到

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‪安全密码呢

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‪每个第三位数都不相关？

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‪也太明显了

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‪他越来越聪明了

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‪幸好3D打印机
‪打印的东西都内嵌定位芯片

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‪放轻松 我觉得他们就是害怕了

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‪猛拳队长和猴子稀碎都是好人
‪连蚂蚁都不会踩…

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‪除非被激怒

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‪哟 奇怪的人和猴子家伙

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‪我要去给我未来的女朋友送礼物了

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‪所以…给我起开！

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‪猛拳队长！

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‪没错！

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‪今天我吱吱 鼹鼠国国王

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‪终于到地面发动攻击了

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‪早啊 怪胎们

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‪我建议你们赶紧逃跑 在…

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‪再见！

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‪哇！你们看上去真像
‪猛拳队长和猴子稀碎

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‪我是不是该准备好对决了？耶！

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‪我想向各位保证

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‪有这些优秀的特工出手

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‪我们会阻止那个挥拳的家伙
‪和那个猿猴东西

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‪不让他们威胁我们的城市

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‪无论他们在哪儿
‪我们都会将他们绳之以法

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‪并打倒他们

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‪哦！他们来了

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‪猛拳队长！

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‪让我猜猜 强尼跟这事脱不了关系

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‪嘿 我们又在那个虚拟现实的
‪乱斗岛游戏中吗？

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‪在游戏中嘟奇能讲话…

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‪可爱的鼹鼠国王也玩吗？

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‪拜托快住手

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‪没错 我们是在虚拟现实游戏中

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‪谁打倒猛拳队长和猴子稀碎…

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‪并把他们送回我们家 谁就赢了

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‪好！如果我赢了

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‪苏珊会戴上这条我为她买的

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‪象征着胜利和爱的项链

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‪不！

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‪金光闪闪 给我们弄到乱斗岛的
‪装备需要多久？

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‪嗯 如果我发信息给我的技术人员
‪之后他们能召来我的无人机

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‪那我估计…

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‪要三分钟吧

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‪好的 为了更快地定位他们
‪我建议我们都…

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‪组队！

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‪不 我不想跟你…

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‪又剩我自己了

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‪但我会取胜的
‪苏珊会戴上我的项链的

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‪决不

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‪如果我是猴子稀碎又活了过来

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‪我会在哪儿呢？

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‪我知道了！在树上

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‪我被困住了

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‪我也是

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‪天啊 我希望我们能最先阻止他们

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‪然后我们最终能打败强尼
‪还有那些我从没见过的女孩们…

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‪好了 她俩的名字是苏珊和玛莉

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‪你在她们隔壁都住了14年了

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‪现在跟我一起说

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‪苏珊和玛莉

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‪-可是…
‪-没什么可是！

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‪事实上我刚听说
‪新的游戏规则是找到她们

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‪说出她们的名字 然后送她们回家

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‪-但是…
‪-但是什么？！

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‪但是那家伙怎么办呢？

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‪猛拳出击！

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‪你说得对

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‪一只猴子可打不过
‪穿着战服的…两姐妹

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‪或者…打得过

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‪-接住你了！
‪-尤金

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‪你没接住玛莉

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‪但我不爱玛莉啊

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‪快去救她！

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‪谢了 尤金

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‪按照你的要求 我救了你的姐妹

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‪你许诺会戴着这个闪闪亮的
‪象征着我们…

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‪决不！

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‪我想知道强尼情况怎么样

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‪你真的觉得他们会来这里吗？

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‪我有两件事很擅长 狗狗

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‪为从没看过的书写读书报告

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‪还有就是打游戏

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‪相信我 他们会来的

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‪顺便说一句 我们是超级粉丝

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‪事实上 你们是我们的最爱

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‪眩晕枪调到最高档

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‪你们本该是我书架上的小小手办的

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‪我觉得很内疚

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‪别了 你轰队长 我炸猴子

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‪现在！

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‪我们输得好惨

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‪强尼 这些游戏角色有多强？

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‪他们的综合游戏战力值是210

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‪就是因为特别强 我们才用他们的

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‪因为他们太难打败了！

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‪猛拳…

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‪我来拖住他们
‪你们想办法把他们弄晕

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‪要快！

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‪碰到你了 该你当鬼了

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‪这是金光闪闪今天第二次救我们了

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‪但我还是不会戴那条项链的

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‪（210 99-131-175）

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‪强尼 我们不能用游戏打败游戏…

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‪因为乱斗岛没有比
‪猛拳队长和猴子稀碎

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‪综合战力值更高的角色了

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‪试试看小萌兽超级碰撞吧

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‪（300）

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‪噢 这可不好玩

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‪你觉得我会帮你吗？火焰头小子

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‪我为什么要帮你？为什么？

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‪因为帮助别人是做好事

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‪你觉得我需要个朋友吗？是吗？

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‪你觉得我身边都是小萌兽
‪自己在这里很孤单

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‪而不是像你一样和人交谈？

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‪所以如果我帮你的话 你会对我更好

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‪或许还会来这里 这样我们就能散步
‪聊天 用人类的语言

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‪而不是说“棒棒”这种词

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‪棒棒？

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‪其实我能做得更好

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‪喂？

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‪尤金 试着把猛拳队长
‪和猴子稀碎引去公园

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‪如果我这么做
‪苏珊会戴这条项链吗？

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‪不会 但我们需要你的帮助

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‪好吧

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‪好 公园就在那个方向

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‪所以…哟 笨蛋们！

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‪哦 会很痛的

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‪猛拳队长！

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‪你还没有把我击倒

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‪那不是你擅长的吗？

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‪击拳

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‪就现在！

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‪哦不 没成功！

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‪稍等一下

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‪嘿 我觉得他们阻止他们了

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‪太好了！

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‪你还好吗？

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‪我的身躯还算完整

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‪但我的心…已破碎

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‪我就戴一个小时

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‪苏珊和玛莉

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‪我知道你们的名字了
‪我想送你们回家

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‪但我想应该只送玛莉

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‪因为苏珊拿着别人的爱情项链

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‪我们完胜啊

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‪这个故事结束得很不错

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‪就算是我的首要敌人
‪猛拳队长和猴子稀碎都有快乐结局

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‪我得承认

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‪在小萌兽之地有个朋友
‪可以用人类的语言

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‪聊聊天很有意思

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‪猛拳队长

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‪我们可以散散步
‪甚至可以有深入的聊天

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‪猛拳…队长？

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‪就是说啊 对吧？

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‪猛拳队长

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‪（纪念亚当施莱辛格）

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‪字幕翻译：Lynn S