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[alarm blaring]
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♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged
And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
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♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing
Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
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♪ You never know what's coming next
Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
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{\an8}[growling]
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{\an8}[cheerful music playing]
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{\an8}[slurping]
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{\an8}Ah, this is the life.
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{\an8}"Borrowing" your dad's EZ-Shake Maker
was a stroke of genius.
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{\an8}And thanks to
the Never-ending Fro-Yo option
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{\an8}on my sisters' Multi-Ray,
we can enjoy them any time we want.
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{\an8}Now hit me again, Dog!
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{\an8}[zapping]
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{\an8}OK, that's weird.
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{\an8}Past-me, I'm future-you
from one week from now,
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{\an8}and I only have five seconds to tell you
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{\an8}that if you want to save
future-Porkbelly--
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[zapping]
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I do! I want to save future-Porkbelly!
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But save it from what?
Future-me never said!
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[zapping]
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Yes! And these EZ-Shakes
are the key to saving Porkbelly!
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[gulping]
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-[crunch]
-Brain freeze!
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-Don't stop making them because--
-[zapping]
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Wait. Did future-usses just jack
now-us's milkshakes?
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How exactly is that more important
than saving Porkbelly?
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Which needs more shakes!
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[whirring]
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You make an interesting point.
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[zapping]
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Great, and please, keep 'em coming,
or Porkbelly is doomed!
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[gulping]
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-[crunch]
-And faster! Or else we will all…
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-[zapping]
-You heard me!
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We're going too slow!
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OK, but faster means more sciencey!
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Combining the Blast, Shrink,
Growth, and Fro-Yo Ray
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into one Multi-Ray was a genius idea.
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And this new upgrade
will be even more genius,
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but which new rays should we create?
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Let's unlock the Multi-Ray
and test some options.
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Johnny!
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Yes, I borrowed your ray thingy,
but that's not important now.
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And exactly what is important?
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Future-me needs now-me
to save future-Porkbelly
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by making now-milkshakes
for future-me!
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-Now!
-And you know this how?
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Future-usses used
the Teahouse Time Machine
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to warn now-usses that unless we do,
Porkbelly is doomed!
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Doomed from what?
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Don't know.
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They can only come back for five seconds,
grab a shake, then disappear.
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Are you sure future-you
isn't just tricking now-you
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so you'll make him milkshakes?
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OK, that does sound like
the sort of trick I'd play on me.
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Heh heh. Classic future-you.
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And you!
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Wait, tell us exactly how often
future-you is coming back here.
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Overusing Time Machines,
or "hyper-jumping,"
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can cause a rift in space-time!
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Which horrible beings could escape from
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that actually could destroy
future-Porkbelly.
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Is three times in the last five minutes
considered a lot?
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[both] Yes!
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We need to get to the future
and stop you before it's too late!
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This is not good.
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What could have caused
a space-time rift in the lab?
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[zapping]
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Perhaps a little brother lame adventure.
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It wasn't lame.
It was for milkshakes.
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[sisters] It was lame.
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OK, that is weird.
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We're one-week-ago-you
and trying to stop now-Johnny, and…
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Wait.
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Is that the upgraded Multi-Ray?
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Yup! It took us a while,
but we added a Super Strength Ray,
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Density Ray, and Fly Ray.
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However, we kept
the Endless Fro-Yo option.
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You're such geniuses!
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-[zapping]
-[cackling mischievously]
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I can't believe how easy
past-you is to fool!
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I was pretty dumb
when I was younger, and…
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-Uh-oh.
-That's him-- me--
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who lied about a doomed future-Porkbelly,
then stole my milkshakes!
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After you stole Dad's EZ-Shake
and our Multi-Ray!
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But this isn't about me.
It's about me-him.
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Right, and you need to stop hyper-jumping.
Now.
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You're hyper-jumping?!
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Only because he broke the EZ-Shake Maker.
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I did?
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Then your Dad grounded you
from TV, video games, the lab,
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and me for a week.
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OK, that explains a lot.
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And since Johnny loves shakes
and hates getting in trouble…
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Bye!
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[zapping]
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[heavy rumbling]
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[both] Uh-oh!
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One-week-ago-Johnny,
you need to stop him-you
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while we slow this time tear.
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[monstrous growling]
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[sisters] And hurry!
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Just grab the whole thing,
and let's get outta here before…
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[zapping]
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Before what?
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Dumb old-me gets here.
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You're the dumb me
for hyper-jumping through time
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and endangering future-Porkbelly!
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And isn't it your job
to stop us from doing dumb things?
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Yeah, but we both know you never listen.
Plus these shakes are amazing!
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[slurping]
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He's not wrong.
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And now to enjoy endless shakes
where you-me will never find me-you!
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[zapping]
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You know, past-you makes a good point.
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Maybe we should stop time-jumping.
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We could do that, or we could…
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make more shakes, Dog!
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-[triumphant flourish plays]
-[zapping]
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Yeah, now-you makes a much better point.
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[gulping]
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[crunch] Oooh!
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Brain freeze!
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Ow! How did you find us?
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I'm you, remember?
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So I thought of a place
I'd never think to find me
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and got here five seconds before you.
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Now it's time to take us
and our delicious shakes back home.
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-[zapping]
-Got him!
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I mean, I got me.
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I mean…
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Man, this is bittersweet.
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But good news, right? Heh heh.
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Bad news!
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That last hyper-jump
completely opened the time tear!
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[monstrous growling]
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Stand back,
and one Shrink-Ray coming up.
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Wait, future-us changed that to--
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[roars]
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[roaring]
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…Super-Strength Ray.
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Well, maybe my future-sisters
should've warned me before I--
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[roaring]
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So that just got way worse.
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{\an8}Hank Anchorman here
with breaking news…
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{\an8}[smashes]
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{\an8}…and breaking news vans!
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{\an8}I'm here at City Hall
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{\an8}where a monster-thing
is breaking everything,
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{\an8}and it looks like
Porkbelly is doomed!
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Well, you can't accuse me of lying,
cos Porkbelly really is doomed!
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Focus. We need to get
that thing back here.
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And into that time-rift,
then close it for good.
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We'll go after the monster thing.
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And we'll figure out
how to close the time tear.
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And Dukeys…
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We guard these delicious
and very vulnerable milkshakes.
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Got it!
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Meh.
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We're fine with that.
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Now…
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Go!
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[tires screech]
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[screaming]
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[dribbling]
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[roaring]
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OK, if that thing wasn't
about to destroy Porkbelly,
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I'd say he's pretty awesome.
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I know, right?
Maybe we're more alike than I thought!
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Yeah, cos I'm you.
Now, let's get this thing back to the lab!
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Hey! Ugly thing!
Let's see how you do against our…
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Density Ray!
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Which makes things incredibly heavy!
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[straining]
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[crashes]
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Huh, that was almost too easy.
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[rumbling]
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Or not.
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Time for the Fly Ray,
which turns him into a tiny fly
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that we snatch and take back to the lab!
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[roaring]
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Whoa, didn't see that comin'.
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But we really should have.
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[snarling and drooling]
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Well, this thing does have one option
that we haven't tried.
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[smacks]
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I believe that's our cue to…
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[both] Skate!
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Almost done connecting the teahouses
to the rift inhibitor.
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Then by firing them up in reverse,
it will shrink the time-space tear
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to the point where it won't exist!
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And building it was a snap!
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It's like we each have two sets of hands.
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Literally.
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[alert chimes]
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Help!
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The luring him after us part worked great.
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But the us running away part…
not so much!
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Yeah, I knew our part of the plan
was too good to be true.
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Yup.
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[snarling]
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Well, it's been nice knowing me.
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And sorry for calling you
younger and dumb me.
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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We've got you, Johnnys!
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Thanks, Dogs!
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[roaring]
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When did that thing learn to fly?
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Get ready…
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[power surging]
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[Dukey] He's right behind us,
and he's very angry!
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[screeching halt]
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But he didn't fall into the inhibitor!
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Wow, to think this whole mess
was caused by milkshakes, huh?
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Which you always drink too fast
and end up with a brain freeze!
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Always.
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One last milkshake comin' up!
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[upbeat music playing]
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[stomping]
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Time for a super charged
and super frozen milkshake brain freeze!
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[roaring]
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[crunches]
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[groaning]
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Hit it, Dogs!
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[fading roar]
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Now, science it up, sisters!
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[powering down]
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Hmm… It looks like
that time-energy pulse
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has transported us back to the present.
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And no sign of any time tear
or any inter-dimensional monster.
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But we do still have these,
and I know the perfect way to celebrate!
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[blender whirring]
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[zapping]
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Hey, future-me, I'm you from a week ago,
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and are there any pop quizzes
coming up, and…
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-Uh-oh.
-Huh.
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So that's how the Shake-Maker got broken
and why your dad grounded you.
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Well, see you in a week, everybody.
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[theme song playing]
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ Test! ♪