Ah, this is the life.
"Borrowing" your dad's EZ-Shake Maker was a stroke of genius.
And thanks to the Never-ending Fro-Yo option
on my sisters' Multi-Ray, we can enjoy them any time we want.
Now hit me again, Dog!
OK, that's weird.
Past-me, I'm future-you from one week from now,
and I only have five seconds to tell you
that if you want to save future-Porkbelly--
I do! I want to save future-Porkbelly!
But save it from what? Future-me never said!
Yes! And these EZ-Shakes are the key to saving Porkbelly!
-Brain freeze!
-Don't stop making them because--
Wait. Did future-usses just jack now-us's milkshakes?
How exactly is that more important than saving Porkbelly?
Which needs more shakes!
You make an interesting point.
Great, and please, keep 'em coming, or Porkbelly is doomed!
-And faster! Or else we will all…
-You heard me!
We're going too slow!
OK, but faster means more sciencey!
Combining the Blast, Shrink, Growth, and Fro-Yo Ray
into one Multi-Ray was a genius idea.
And this new upgrade will be even more genius,
but which new rays should we create?
Let's unlock the Multi-Ray and test some options.
Johnny!
Yes, I borrowed your ray thingy, but that's not important now.
And exactly what is important?
Future-me needs now-me to save future-Porkbelly
by making now-milkshakes for future-me!
-Now! -And you know this how?
Future-usses used the Teahouse Time Machine
to warn now-usses that unless we do, Porkbelly is doomed!
Doomed from what?
Don't know.
They can only come back for five seconds, grab a shake, then disappear.
Are you sure future-you isn't just tricking now-you
so you'll make him milkshakes?
OK, that does sound like the sort of trick I'd play on me.
Heh heh. Classic future-you.
And you!
Wait, tell us exactly how often future-you is coming back here.
Overusing Time Machines, or "hyper-jumping,"
can cause a rift in space-time!
Which horrible beings could escape from
that actually could destroy future-Porkbelly.
Is three times in the last five minutes considered a lot?
Yes!
We need to get to the future and stop you before it's too late!
This is not good.
What could have caused a space-time rift in the lab?
Perhaps a little brother lame adventure.
It wasn't lame. It was for milkshakes.
It was lame.
OK, that is weird.
We're one-week-ago-you and trying to stop now-Johnny, and…
Wait.
Is that the upgraded Multi-Ray?
Yup! It took us a while, but we added a Super Strength Ray,
Density Ray, and Fly Ray.
However, we kept the Endless Fro-Yo option.
You're such geniuses!
I can't believe how easy past-you is to fool!
I was pretty dumb when I was younger, and…
-Uh-oh. -That's him-- me--
who lied about a doomed future-Porkbelly, then stole my milkshakes!
After you stole Dad's EZ-Shake and our Multi-Ray!
But this isn't about me. It's about me-him.
Right, and you need to stop hyper-jumping. Now.
You're hyper-jumping?!
Only because he broke the EZ-Shake Maker.
I did?
Then your Dad grounded you from TV, video games, the lab,
and me for a week.
OK, that explains a lot.
And since Johnny loves shakes and hates getting in trouble…
Bye!
Uh-oh!
One-week-ago-Johnny, you need to stop him-you
while we slow this time tear.
And hurry!
Just grab the whole thing, and let's get outta here before…
Before what?
Dumb old-me gets here.
You're the dumb me for hyper-jumping through time
and endangering future-Porkbelly!
And isn't it your job to stop us from doing dumb things?
Yeah, but we both know you never listen. Plus these shakes are amazing!
He's not wrong.
And now to enjoy endless shakes where you-me will never find me-you!
You know, past-you makes a good point.
Maybe we should stop time-jumping.
We could do that, or we could…
make more shakes, Dog!
Yeah, now-you makes a much better point.
Oooh!
Brain freeze!
Ow! How did you find us?
I'm you, remember?
So I thought of a place I'd never think to find me
and got here five seconds before you.
Now it's time to take us and our delicious shakes back home.
-Got him!
I mean, I got me.
I mean…
Man, this is bittersweet.
But good news, right? Heh heh.
Bad news!
That last hyper-jump completely opened the time tear!
Stand back, and one Shrink-Ray coming up.
Wait, future-us changed that to--
…Super-Strength Ray.
Well, maybe my future-sisters should've warned me before I--
So that just got way worse.
Hank Anchorman here with breaking news…
…and breaking news vans!
I'm here at City Hall
where a monster-thing is breaking everything,
and it looks like Porkbelly is doomed!
Well, you can't accuse me of lying, cos Porkbelly really is doomed!
Focus. We need to get that thing back here.
And into that time-rift, then close it for good.
We'll go after the monster thing.
And we'll figure out how to close the time tear.
And Dukeys…
We guard these delicious and very vulnerable milkshakes.
Got it!
Meh.
We're fine with that.
Now…
Go!
OK, if that thing wasn't about to destroy Porkbelly,
I'd say he's pretty awesome.
I know, right? Maybe we're more alike than I thought!
Yeah, cos I'm you. Now, let's get this thing back to the lab!
Hey! Ugly thing! Let's see how you do against our…
Density Ray!
Which makes things incredibly heavy!
Huh, that was almost too easy.
Or not.
Time for the Fly Ray, which turns him into a tiny fly
that we snatch and take back to the lab!
Whoa, didn't see that comin'.
But we really should have.
Well, this thing does have one option that we haven't tried.
I believe that's our cue to…
Skate!
Almost done connecting the teahouses to the rift inhibitor.
Then by firing them up in reverse, it will shrink the time-space tear
to the point where it won't exist!
And building it was a snap!
It's like we each have two sets of hands.
Literally.
Help!
The luring him after us part worked great.
But the us running away part… not so much!
Yeah, I knew our part of the plan was too good to be true.
Yup.
Well, it's been nice knowing me.
And sorry for calling you younger and dumb me.
We've got you, Johnnys!
Thanks, Dogs!
When did that thing learn to fly?
Get ready…
He's right behind us, and he's very angry!
But he didn't fall into the inhibitor!
Wow, to think this whole mess was caused by milkshakes, huh?
Which you always drink too fast and end up with a brain freeze!
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Always.
One last milkshake comin' up!
Time for a super charged and super frozen milkshake brain freeze!
Hit it, Dogs!
Now, science it up, sisters!
Hmm… It looks like that time-energy pulse
has transported us back to the present.
And no sign of any time tear or any inter-dimensional monster.
But we do still have these, and I know the perfect way to celebrate!
Hey, future-me, I'm you from a week ago,
and are there any pop quizzes coming up, and…
-Uh-oh. -Huh.
So that's how the Shake-Maker got broken and why your dad grounded you.
Well, see you in a week, everybody.