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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激，姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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‪劇名：強尼和凹痕

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‪吾母，吾等何以於此？

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{\an8}‪是古文
‪“媽，我們幹嘛在這裡？”的意思

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{\an8}‪天差地遠

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{\an8}‪你爸說他有個大驚喜
‪叫我們在前院等他

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{\an8}‪我好興奮！

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{\an8}‪啊，是一台中年危機車子

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{\an8}‪不，是利皮桑！

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{\an8}‪我跟強尼一樣大時就夢想擁有一台

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{\an8}‪這車子完美無瑕，完全沒有凹痕

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‪太酷了，我可以開嗎？

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‪不行，你才11歲

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‪事實上，以你搞破壞的紀錄

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‪你根本不准碰它，連看也不要看

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‪但車庫裡沒有空間了

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‪這就是最精彩之處

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‪我把妳的運動腳踏車搬到外面
‪讓妳邊做運動邊吸新鮮空氣

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‪燃油噴射直列六缸引擎
‪和完全獨立懸吊

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‪我們正需要這東西

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‪這個危機會持續多久？

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‪我沒有中年危機

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‪多虧兩個女兒在我40多歲生日

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‪送給我的智慧手錶

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‪我要開始跑五公里了
‪以保持外型永遠年輕

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‪那麼媽媽也有中年危機的問題嗎？

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‪大約五年後

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‪但她會沉迷參加熱瑜伽靜修營
‪而不是買“夢想之車”

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‪你記住爸爸說的話，強尼

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‪不准碰，不准看

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‪還有不准開車

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‪你有什麼計畫？

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‪不看爸爸的車，沒問題

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‪你戴上烤箱手套
‪嚴格來說“沒有碰”車子

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‪假裝開車也就不算開車了

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‪變速，狗狗！

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‪坐穩，我們要衝往懸崖了

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‪什麼？

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‪假裝是懸崖，踩煞車！

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‪太遲了！跳車！

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‪你幹嘛大叫？
‪我們在假裝死亡前就跳出來了！

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‪車…門！

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‪凹痕！

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‪爸爸說車子沒凹痕，他會知道是我弄

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‪我死定了

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‪我們叫過你別靠近車子

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‪求求妳們，我有太多事情沒做過了

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‪登陸火星，在熔岩上衝浪
‪慶祝我第一萬個打嗝

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‪這樣我們就有機會測試自動駕駛技術

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‪和遙控駕駛軟體

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‪但我們得先爭取一點時間，拖延爸爸

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‪他快回家了！

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‪我們給他的智慧手錶應該能幫上忙

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‪別停

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‪繼續跑，要拿你的十公里徽章

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‪唷！我有點累，智慧手錶

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‪但你看起來會更年輕

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‪十公里徽章，我來了！

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‪成功了！現在怎麼辦？

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‪我們現在安裝17個微型攝影機
‪和34個自動定位感應器

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‪然後開啟自動駕駛軟體

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‪好，我們已設定好
‪車子會送你去維多修車店

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‪告訴他們你需要什麼
‪完成後就打給我們

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‪車子好像在對我笑

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‪那是因為確實是這樣

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‪這個軟體的駕駛模式改變車燈和格柵

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‪讓車子更具個性

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‪例如巡航模式

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‪環保模式和比賽模式

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‪車子會做鬼臉，去維多
‪修完後打給妳們，知道了

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‪還有保持低調
‪讓人覺得你是個髮型很酷的老太

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‪還有我再說一遍，別碰任何東西

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‪我覺得妳要坐高一點，奶奶
‪不然別人會以為沒人開車

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‪太遲了

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‪我這邊有個小問題

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‪沒事

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‪因為我們也在利皮桑加入了煙幕模式

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‪好險

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‪好，這車超酷

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‪再加上搖滾樂就更酷了

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‪這不酷的聲音是什麼？

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‪中斷連接軟體

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‪切換為自主模式？

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‪我只是想聽聽歌

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‪比賽模式啟動？

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‪但你看，維多就在那邊

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‪我們只要把車子關掉再推過去就行

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‪那怎麼…

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‪不了，謝謝，我們只是要去維多…

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‪我現在要閉上眼睛了

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‪迎面這台利皮桑，跟我那台很像

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‪希望這是環保模式吧！

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‪強尼，怎麼回事？

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‪我開電台播音樂，但原來不是電台

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‪現在車子自作主張！

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‪他現在離維多30分鐘車程了

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‪爸爸十分鐘後就會回家

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‪哇，你變年輕了嗎？

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‪在這裡右轉並繼續跑

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‪我覺得跑夠了

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‪右轉，我叫你停之前都不准停！

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‪強尼，我們會傳自動駕駛軟體給你

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‪你可以用藍牙連接，重新控制車子

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‪有辦法傳快一點嗎？

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‪沒有，怎麼回事？

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‪因為它在看廣告牌

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‪什麼廣告牌？

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‪歡迎參加豬肚市撞車比賽！

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‪我是你們的客席主持，漢克主播曼

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‪來準備撞擊汽車吧！

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‪現在出場的是克拉索拉兄弟

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‪他們戰無不勝，被12州的警方通緝！

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‪看來他們有一位新的挑戰者了

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‪哈哈，看看這台漂亮的利皮桑

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‪由一個像小孩的傢伙駕駛
‪但他一定是大人

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‪不然不會在這裡出現

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‪我希望你和你的小車子
‪都享受痛楚，多毛先生

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‪我們不喜歡痛

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‪強尼，別管那軟體了
‪馬上按電台按鈕三次

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‪然後按住不動！

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‪好，為什麼？

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‪怎麼回事？

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‪我們把你們彈出來
‪其他車手就傷害不了你們

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‪我們啟動了緊急煞車

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‪所以利皮桑也傷害不了其他車手

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‪撞車比賽開始！

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‪哎呀，這可愛的車子
‪比較像對手的活靶

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‪軟體還沒載入！

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‪克拉索拉兄弟來了！

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‪有新凹痕

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‪再有新凹痕

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‪再有新凹痕

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‪也許你爸不會發現

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‪好，只是四道大凹痕

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‪維多可以修好，對吧？

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‪五道

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‪耶！軟體下載完成了

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‪現在鬆開煞車，趕快離開這裡吧

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‪看來這台可憐的車準備好去廢物場了

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‪你在做什麼？讓車子離開

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‪該把你解決了，小寶貝

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‪可能是非法的絕招
‪克拉索拉碾碎來了！

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‪沒人能損毀我爸的夢想之車，除了我

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‪耶！

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‪漂亮的小車活過來了，我突然很興奮

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‪你去買爆米花吃？

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‪如果這是你在世上的最後一晚
‪你該好好享受

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‪吉米克拉索拉被淘汰了

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‪玩得真開心

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‪哎呀，看來米奇的車卡在泥裡

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‪出局吧

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‪致敬，漂亮的小車

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‪利皮桑贏了！

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‪太好了！我們贏了！

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‪但爸爸的夢想之車完全毀掉了

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‪我死定了

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‪今晚的大獎

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‪是維多修車店一小時全面修理服務

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‪（百分百）

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‪他說一小時嗎？

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‪能拖延爸爸這麼久嗎？

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‪我們忘記爸爸了

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‪希望他不會跑太遠吧

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‪嘿，小狗狗

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‪你們看起來很餓，而且不像狗

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‪往右一點，多一點

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‪不，太遠了

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‪就這樣

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‪讚！我們在爸爸回來前弄好了

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‪而且車身完全沒有刮痕

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‪孩子，你們爸爸回來了嗎？

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‪他應該隨時會到達，怎麼回事？

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‪我要道歉

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‪我早前把運動腳踏車搬回車庫時

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‪我把他的車門撞凹了

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‪妳說什麼？

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‪喔，看看，凹痕不見了

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‪那算了

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰