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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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‪（强尼闯祸了）

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‪麻麻 神马事？

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{\an8}‪那是法语 意思是
‪“妈妈 我们在这里干嘛？”

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{\an8}‪差远了

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{\an8}‪你们爸爸说他有个大惊喜给我们
‪要我们到前院去

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{\an8}‪我好兴奋！

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{\an8}‪哦 是中年危机车

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{\an8}‪不 这是辆利皮赞！

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{\an8}‪我在强尼这么小的时候
‪就梦想拥有一辆了

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{\an8}‪她太完美了 哪里都完好无损

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‪好酷啊 我可以开吗？

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‪不 你才十一岁

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‪事实上 就你闯祸的记录

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‪你连碰都不准碰
‪事实上 你连看都不要看

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‪可是车库里已经没空地了

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‪这才是最棒的部分

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‪我把你的普拉自行车放到外面去了
‪这样你就能在新鲜空气里锻炼了

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‪燃油喷射六缸 还有完全独立的悬架

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‪这正是我们所需要的

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‪那么 你这危机要持续多久啊？

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‪我没有中年危机

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‪多亏了姑娘们为我四十岁生日

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‪做的智能手表

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‪我要去跑五公里 好一直看起来年轻

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‪那么 妈妈们也会因为中年危机
‪买东西吗？

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‪大概五年后吧

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‪但那会是个热瑜伽假期
‪可不是什么”梦想中的车“

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‪强尼 记住爸爸的话

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‪不准碰 不准看

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‪也不准开

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‪所以 计划是什么？

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‪不看爸爸的车 做到了

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‪戴上烤箱手套
‪严格来说你也”没碰“车

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‪既然假装开车也不算真开车

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‪狗狗 踩油门！

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‪等等 我们正冲向悬崖

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‪什么？！

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‪假装的悬崖 踩刹车！

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‪太晚了！快逃！

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‪你为什么要尖叫？
‪我们在假装死去前跳了出来

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‪门

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‪一个凹痕！

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‪爸爸说没有凹痕的
‪他会知道是我干的

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‪我死定了

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‪我们跟你说过离车远一点

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‪拜托 我还有很多事情没做呢

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‪踏上火星 在岩浆上冲浪
‪庆祝我打的第一万个嗝

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‪这给了我们一个
‪测试自动驾驶汽车技术

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‪和远程驾驶应用的机会

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‪但首先 我需要一些时间来拖住爸爸

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‪他快到家了！

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‪我觉得我们给他的智能手表能帮忙

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‪现在别停

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‪继续跑 拿到你的十公里徽章

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‪哎呀！我有点累了 智能手表

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‪但你会看起来更年轻的

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‪十公里徽章 我来了！

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‪成功了！接下来呢？

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‪接下来我们要装17个微型摄像机
‪和34个自动GPS感应器…

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‪然后打开自动驾驶汽车应用

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‪好了 我们为车编好了程
‪会把你们带到维托汽车修理厂

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‪告诉他们你们需要什么
‪等你们好了给我们打电话

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‪它看起来好像在对着我笑

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‪因为它确实在笑

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‪应用的驾驶模式会改变灯光和
‪车身通气板

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‪让车变得更有个性

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‪比如慢行

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‪环保和比赛模式

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‪车会做鬼脸 到维托那里
‪弄好了给你们打电话 明白了

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‪身体放低一点 那人们会以为你是个
‪有酷酷头发的老太太

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‪再说一次 什么都别碰

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‪我觉得你得坐高一点 老奶奶
‪不然人们会以为没人在开车

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‪太迟了

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‪我碰到了一个小问题

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‪不 你没有

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‪因为我们还给了利皮赞一个
‪障眼法模式

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‪好险

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‪好吧 这车真酷

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‪弄点好听的音乐就更酷了

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‪那个不酷的声音是什么？

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‪解除与应用连接的声音

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‪自动驾驶模式接管？

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‪我只不过想听听歌

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‪比赛模式启动？！

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‪但是 看 维托的店快到了

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‪我们只要把车停下 推过去就行

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‪那么 怎么…

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‪哦 不 谢谢 我们是要去维托的店
‪然后…

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‪我现在就把眼睛闭上吧

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‪这辆利皮赞和我的一模一样

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‪希望这是环保模式吧！

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‪强尼 怎么了？

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‪我想打开收音机 但那不是收音机

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‪现在这辆车在为所欲为！

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‪他现在离维托的店有三十分钟

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‪爸爸还有十分钟就到家了

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‪哇 你变得更年轻了吗？

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‪在这里右转 然后继续

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‪我觉得我跑够了

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‪右转 在我允许之前 不要停下！

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‪强尼 我们把自动驾驶应用发给你

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‪你可以蓝牙连接
‪然后夺回对车的控制

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‪有没有更快发送的办法？

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‪没有 怎么了？

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‪因为它正看着一块广告牌

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‪什么广告牌？

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‪欢迎来到猪肚市撞车大赛！

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‪我是嘉宾主持汉克·祖播仁

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‪让我们准备好 来撞点车吧！

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‪现在出场的是壮彻拉兄弟

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‪他们从未被击败
‪并且在12个州都是通缉犯！

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‪看来他们迎来了一个小可爱挑战者！

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‪啧啧 看看这台漂亮的利皮赞

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‪由一个看起来像个孩子
‪但年龄肯定足够开车的人开着

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‪否则他也不会出现在这里啦

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‪长毛先生 希望你和你的小车
‪喜欢享受痛苦啊

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‪我们不喜欢痛苦

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‪强尼 别管那个应用了
‪按三次收音机按钮

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‪别放手 现在放！

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‪好了 为什么？

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‪那是什么？！

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‪我们把你们弹出来了
‪这样撞车司机们就不至于毁掉你们

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‪我们还按了紧急刹车

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‪所以利皮赞也不会毁掉赛车的司机们

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‪撞车比赛开始！

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‪呃哦 那辆小车简直坐以待毙

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‪应用还没下载好！

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‪壮彻拉兄弟来了！

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‪那个凹痕是新的

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‪又一个

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‪还有一个

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‪也许你爸爸注意不到的

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‪好吧 只是四个大凹痕而已

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‪维托能修好的 对吧？

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‪五个了

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‪好了！应用下载好了

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‪现在松开刹车 我们离开这里

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‪看起来这辆可悲的小车
‪准备好要进垃圾场了

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‪你干什么？把它弄出去

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‪小车 是时候了结你了

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‪现在出现的就是这个著名的
‪很可能是非法的壮彻拉碾压！

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‪除了我之外
‪没人可以弄坏我爸爸的梦想之车

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‪耶！

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‪这辆漂亮的小车活了过来
‪我忽然好兴奋啊

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‪你居然去买爆米花？

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‪如果这是你在地球上最后一夜
‪就该好好享受

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‪吉米·壮彻拉被撞出赛场

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‪我们玩得好开心

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‪呃哦 看起来米克被困在土里了

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‪他也被撞出了赛场

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‪尊重你啊 漂亮小车

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‪利皮赞赢了！

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‪太好了！我们赢了！

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‪可是爸爸的梦想之车全毁了

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‪我死定了

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‪今晚的大奖

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‪是维托修车厂一个小时全身修理

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‪（100％）

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‪他说一个小时？

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‪能拖住爸爸那么久吗？

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‪我们把爸爸忘了

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‪希望他没跑太远吧

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‪嘿 狗狗

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‪哇 你看起来好饿 而且不像狗

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‪往右一点 再多一点

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‪不 太远了

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‪就这样

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‪好了！我们赶在爸爸之前回来了

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‪一点痕迹都没有

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‪嘿 孩子们 你们爸爸回来了吗？

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‪他应该随时到家 怎么了？

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‪我要道歉

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‪我之前把我的普拉自行车放回车库

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‪弄坏了车门

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‪你说什么？

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‪哦 看啊 凹痕不见了

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‪好吧 那没事了

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‪（纪念亚当施莱辛格）

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