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[alarm blaring]
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♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged
And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
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♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing
Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
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♪ You never know what's coming next
Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
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[engine revs]
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{\an8}[Johnny] So, what's le dealio, le Momona?
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{\an8}That's French for, "Mom, why are we here?"
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{\an8}[both] Not even close.
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{\an8}Your father said he has a big surprise,
and for us to meet him in the front yard.
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{\an8}-I'm so excited.
-[beeping]
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{\an8}-[tires squeal]
-[engine revs]
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{\an8}Oh, it's a mid-life crisis car.
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{\an8}[camera shutter clicks]
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{\an8}No. It's a Lipizzan!
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{\an8}I've dreamed of owning one
since I was Johnny's age!
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{\an8}She's perfect, and not a dent anywhere!
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It's so cool.
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-Can I drive it?
-No, you're 11.
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In fact, with your destructive
track record,
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you're not even allowed to touch it!
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In fact, don't even look at it.
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But there's no room in the garage.
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That's the best part!
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I moved your Pela-cycle outside,
so you can exercise in the fresh air.
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[flies buzzing]
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[revving and skidding]
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Fuel-injected inline six,
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and fully independent suspension.
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It's exactly what we need.
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So, how long is the crisis gonna last?
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I'm not having a mid-life crisis.
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Now, thanks to the smart watch
the girls made me
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for my 40-something birthday,
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I'm off to run a 5k
to keep looking young forever.
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-[aerobic music pounding]
-[flies buzzing]
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-[splat]
-[groans]
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So, do Moms get mid-life
crisis things too?
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In about five years.
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But it will be a hot-yoga retreat,
not a "dream car."
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And remember what Dad said, Johnny.
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No touching, no looking…
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[both] And no driving.
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So…
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what's the plan?
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Not looking at Dad's car, check.
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And with oven mitts on, you're technically
not "touching" the car. Heh heh.
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And since pretend-driving it
is not driving it,
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punch it, Dog!
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[imitating revving engine and brakes]
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Hold on, we're heading for a cliff!
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-What?
-Pretend cliff.
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Hit the brakes!
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-[imitates screeching tires]
-Too late.
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Bail out!
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[imitates explosion]
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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Why are you screaming?
We jumped out before we pretend-died.
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Th-th-the door.
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[screaming] A dent!
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Dad said there were no dents,
and he'll know it was me!
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I'm a dead man.
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We told you to stay away from the car.
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Please, there's so many things
I haven't done.
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Step on Mars, surf lava,
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celebrate my 10,000th burp.
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[burping loudly]
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It would give us a chance
to test the self-driving car tech
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and remote driving app.
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But first we need buy some time,
and stall Dad.
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[tracker beeps]
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[yelps] He's almost home.
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I think the smart watch
we gave him can help.
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[robotic voice] Don't stop now.
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Keep running, and go for your 10k badge.
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Whew! [chuckling wearily]
I'm a little tired, smart watch.
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But you'll look even younger.
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10k badge, here I come!
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[high-energy music thumping]
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-[tracker beeping]
-It worked!
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Now what?
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Now we install 17 micro cameras
and 34 autonomous GPS sensors.
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Then open the self-driving car app.
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[motor revving]
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[tires squeal]
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OK, we've programmed the car
to take you to Vito's Dent and Body Shop.
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Tell them what you need,
then call us when you're done.
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It looks like it's smiling at me.
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That's because it is.
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The app's driving modes
alter the lights and grille
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to give the car more personality.
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Like cruise…
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eco,
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and competition mode.
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[tires screeching, engine revving]
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Car makes faces, get to Vito's,
call you when it's done, got it.
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And stay low so people will think
you're an old lady with cool hair.
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And again, don't touch anything!
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[engine revving]
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Uh, I think you gotta sit higher, Granny,
or people will think nobody's driving.
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[police siren wails]
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Too late.
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Um, I got a little problem here.
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No, you don't, because we also gave
the Lipizzan a smoke screen mode.
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-[tires squealing]
-[siren fades]
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-Phew!
-OK, this car… is cool.
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And it's even cooler
with some rockin' tunes!
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[mechanism clunks and whirs]
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-What was that not-cool sound?
-[beeping]
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"Disconnecting from App.
Autonomous Mode taking over"?
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I just wanted to hear a song.
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[alert beeping]
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"Competition mode activated"?!
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[engine roaring]
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[tires squeal]
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But look! There's Vito's!
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We just have to turn the car off
and push it.
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Now, how do you…?
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[engine revving]
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Oh… Oh, no, thank you.
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-We're just going to Vito's, and…
-[beeps]
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[both engines revving]
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I'm gonna close my eyes now.
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-[bell dings]
-[tires squeal]
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[sobbing]
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Ooh, here comes a Lipizzan
just like mine.
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[screams passing]
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Oh.
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-[screaming]
-Let's hope this is eco mode!
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Johnny, what is going on?
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I played the radio,
but it wasn't the radio,
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and now the car is doing
whatever it wants!
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[tracker beeping]
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He's now 30 minutes away from Vito's,
and Dad will be home in ten!
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[groaning]
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[smart watch] Wow, did you get younger?
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Turn right here and keep going.
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[gasping] I think that's…
enough running for me--
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[gruff] Turn right,
and don't stop until I tell you!
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[screaming]
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[sister] Johnny, we're sending you
the self-driving app.
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You'll be able to Bluetooth-connect
and take back control of the car.
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[beeps]
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Is there a way to send it faster?
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[Mary] No. Why?
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Because it's looking at a billboard.
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[Mary] A billboard for what?
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[crowd cheering, microphone feedback]
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[announcer] Welcome to
the Porkbelly Demolition Derby!
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[cheering]
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I'm your guest announcer, Hank Anchorman,
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and let's get ready to smash some cars!
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[cheering]
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And here come the Crashola Brothers,
who are unbeatable,
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and wanted in 12 states!
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And it looks like they have
a new, adorable challenger.
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Well, well, look at the pretty Lipizzan,
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driven by a guy who looks like a kid,
but must be old enough to drive,
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or he wouldn't be here.
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I hope you and your tiny car like pain,
Mr. Really Hairy Guy.
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Heh heh. We don't like pain.
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Johnny, forget the app, and press
the radio button three times and hold it,
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now!
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[Johnny] OK, why?
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[screaming]
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[thud]
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What was that?
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[Susan] We ejected you
so the derby drivers don't destroy you.
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And we engaged the emergency brake
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so the Lipizzan doesn't destroy
the derby drivers.
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Start the demolition derby!
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[air horn blares]
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Uh-oh, and the adorable car
looks more like a sitting duck…
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-[app pinging]
-Gah!
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The app still hasn't loaded!
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[Anchorman]
…and here come the Crasholas!
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Oh… that's a new dent.
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-[crashing]
-And another…
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-[crashing]
-…and another.
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Maybe your dad won't notice.
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[engines roaring]
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-[crashing]
-[cheering]
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OK, it's only four big dents.
Vito can fix that, right?
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-[crashing]
-Five.
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-[app pings]
-Yes, the app is loaded!
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Now disengage the brake
and let's get out of here!
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[Anchorman] Ooh!
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It looks like a sad car
is ready for the junkyard!
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[mournful music playing]
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What are you doing?
Get it out of there.
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Time to finish you off, baby car!
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[Anchorman] And here comes the famous,
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and possibly illegal, Crashola Crunch!
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Nobody dents my dad's dream car but me.
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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Ooh, the tiny pretty car has come alive,
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and suddenly I'm excited!
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-[beeping]
-[cars revving]
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You went and got popcorn?
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Well, if it's your last night on Earth,
you should enjoy it.
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-Mm!
-[engine roaring]
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Oh! Jimmy Crashola
is knocked out of the ring!
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[chuckles]
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We have fun.
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[tires spinning]
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Uh-oh… It looks like Mickey's
stuck in the dirt!
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And out of the ring!
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[revving]
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Respect, tiny pretty car.
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[crashing]
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And the Lipizzan wins!
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[cheering]
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Yes! We won!
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But Dad's dream car is trashed,
and I am so dead.
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And tonight's big prize…
a one-hour full body repair
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from Vito's Dent and Body Shop!
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Did he say one hour?
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Can you stall Dad that long?
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[both screaming] We forgot about Dad!
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Let's hope he didn't run too far away!
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[gasping]
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[animals snarling]
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Hey, poochies.
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Wow, you look hungry, and…
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and not like dogs.
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[snarling]
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[screaming]
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[barking, yipping]
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[app beeping]
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A little to the right.
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A little more…
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-No, no. Too far!
-[beeping]
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That's it!
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Yes! We made it back before Dad.
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And without a scratch on it.
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-[door opens]
-Hey, kids. Is your father back yet?
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He should be here any minute. Why?
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I need to apologize.
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I moved my Pela-cycle
back in the garage earlier,
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and I dented his door.
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Come again?
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Oh, look, the dent is gone.
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Huh. Oh, well then, never mind.
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[door closes]
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-[screaming]
-[animals howling]
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[theme song playing]
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ Test! ♪