1 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:29,739 {\an8}So, what's le dealio, le Momona? 2 00:00:29,822 --> 00:00:32,575 {\an8}That's French for, "Mom, why are we here?" 3 00:00:32,658 --> 00:00:34,202 {\an8}Not even close. 4 00:00:34,285 --> 00:00:39,165 {\an8}Your father said he has a big surprise, and for us to meet him in the front yard. 5 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:41,084 {\an8}-I'm so excited. 6 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:43,628 {\an8}- 7 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:46,547 {\an8}Oh, it's a mid-life crisis car. 8 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:47,590 {\an8} 9 00:00:48,132 --> 00:00:50,843 {\an8}No. It's a Lipizzan! 10 00:00:50,927 --> 00:00:53,387 {\an8}I've dreamed of owning one since I was Johnny's age! 11 00:00:53,471 --> 00:00:56,974 {\an8}She's perfect, and not a dent anywhere! 12 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,521 It's so cool. 13 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:03,564 -Can I drive it? -No, you're 11. 14 00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:05,858 In fact, with your destructive track record, 15 00:01:05,942 --> 00:01:07,777 you're not even allowed to touch it! 16 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,278 In fact, don't even look at it. 17 00:01:09,362 --> 00:01:11,280 But there's no room in the garage. 18 00:01:11,364 --> 00:01:13,157 That's the best part! 19 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:17,286 I moved your Pela-cycle outside, so you can exercise in the fresh air. 20 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:24,710 Fuel-injected inline six, 21 00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:27,046 and fully independent suspension. 22 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,632 It's exactly what we need. 23 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:32,844 So, how long is the crisis gonna last? 24 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:36,472 I'm not having a mid-life crisis. 25 00:01:36,556 --> 00:01:39,225 Now, thanks to the smart watch the girls made me 26 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,601 for my 40-something birthday, 27 00:01:40,685 --> 00:01:45,773 I'm off to run a 5k to keep looking young forever. 28 00:01:51,988 --> 00:01:55,241 So, do Moms get mid-life crisis things too? 29 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:56,617 In about five years. 30 00:01:56,701 --> 00:01:59,704 But it will be a hot-yoga retreat, not a "dream car." 31 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:02,123 And remember what Dad said, Johnny. 32 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,292 No touching, no looking… 33 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,086 And no driving. 34 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:10,423 So… 35 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,133 what's the plan? 36 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:16,721 Not looking at Dad's car, check. 37 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:21,100 And with oven mitts on, you're technically not "touching" the car. Heh heh. 38 00:02:21,184 --> 00:02:24,812 And since pretend-driving it is not driving it, 39 00:02:24,896 --> 00:02:26,147 punch it, Dog! 40 00:02:30,735 --> 00:02:33,196 Hold on, we're heading for a cliff! 41 00:02:33,279 --> 00:02:35,323 -What? -Pretend cliff. 42 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:36,657 Hit the brakes! 43 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:39,035 -Too late. 44 00:02:39,118 --> 00:02:40,203 Bail out! 45 00:02:47,293 --> 00:02:50,713 Why are you screaming? We jumped out before we pretend-died. 46 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:52,798 Th-th-the door. 47 00:02:53,633 --> 00:02:55,593 A dent! 48 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,512 Dad said there were no dents, and he'll know it was me! 49 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,473 I'm a dead man. 50 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:04,310 We told you to stay away from the car. 51 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:07,188 Please, there's so many things I haven't done. 52 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,482 Step on Mars, surf lava, 53 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,651 celebrate my 10,000th burp. 54 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:16,155 It would give us a chance to test the self-driving car tech 55 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,032 and remote driving app. 56 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:21,702 But first we need buy some time, and stall Dad. 57 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:25,665 He's almost home. 58 00:03:25,748 --> 00:03:27,959 I think the smart watch we gave him can help. 59 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,002 Don't stop now. 60 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:32,880 Keep running, and go for your 10k badge. 61 00:03:32,964 --> 00:03:37,301 Whew! I'm a little tired, smart watch. 62 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:39,845 But you'll look even younger. 63 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:42,348 10k badge, here I come! 64 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,227 -It worked! 65 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,311 Now what? 66 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:52,191 Now we install 17 micro cameras and 34 autonomous GPS sensors. 67 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:55,361 Then open the self-driving car app. 68 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:05,288 OK, we've programmed the car to take you to Vito's Dent and Body Shop. 69 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:08,499 Tell them what you need, then call us when you're done. 70 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,544 It looks like it's smiling at me. 71 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:13,004 That's because it is. 72 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:15,673 The app's driving modes alter the lights and grille 73 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,551 to give the car more personality. 74 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:20,261 Like cruise… 75 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:21,846 eco, 76 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:23,306 and competition mode. 77 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:28,519 Car makes faces, get to Vito's, call you when it's done, got it. 78 00:04:29,562 --> 00:04:33,858 And stay low so people will think you're an old lady with cool hair. 79 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:37,987 And again, don't touch anything! 80 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:48,706 Uh, I think you gotta sit higher, Granny, or people will think nobody's driving. 81 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:51,917 Too late. 82 00:04:53,961 --> 00:04:56,088 Um, I got a little problem here. 83 00:04:56,172 --> 00:05:01,385 No, you don't, because we also gave the Lipizzan a smoke screen mode. 84 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,142 -Phew! -OK, this car… is cool. 85 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,978 And it's even cooler with some rockin' tunes! 86 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:15,274 -What was that not-cool sound? 87 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:18,903 "Disconnecting from App. Autonomous Mode taking over"? 88 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,905 I just wanted to hear a song. 89 00:05:23,783 --> 00:05:25,743 "Competition mode activated"?! 90 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:30,831 But look! There's Vito's! 91 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:33,250 We just have to turn the car off and push it. 92 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:34,794 Now, how do you…? 93 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,924 Oh… Oh, no, thank you. 94 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,759 -We're just going to Vito's, and… 95 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:49,350 I'm gonna close my eyes now. 96 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:58,275 Ooh, here comes a Lipizzan just like mine. 97 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,196 Oh. 98 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:06,242 -Let's hope this is eco mode! 99 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,247 Johnny, what is going on? 100 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:13,666 I played the radio, but it wasn't the radio, 101 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,709 and now the car is doing whatever it wants! 102 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:21,132 He's now 30 minutes away from Vito's, and Dad will be home in ten! 103 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:25,469 Wow, did you get younger? 104 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,388 Turn right here and keep going. 105 00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,891 I think that's… enough running for me-- 106 00:06:30,975 --> 00:06:33,185 Turn right, and don't stop until I tell you! 107 00:06:34,979 --> 00:06:37,273 Johnny, we're sending you the self-driving app. 108 00:06:37,356 --> 00:06:41,026 You'll be able to Bluetooth-connect and take back control of the car. 109 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:47,449 Is there a way to send it faster? 110 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:49,118 No. Why? 111 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:51,078 Because it's looking at a billboard. 112 00:06:51,162 --> 00:06:53,414 A billboard for what? 113 00:06:56,417 --> 00:07:00,421 Welcome to the Porkbelly Demolition Derby! 114 00:07:02,298 --> 00:07:04,717 I'm your guest announcer, Hank Anchorman, 115 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:09,346 and let's get ready to smash some cars! 116 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:14,602 And here come the Crashola Brothers, who are unbeatable, 117 00:07:14,685 --> 00:07:16,896 and wanted in 12 states! 118 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,858 And it looks like they have a new, adorable challenger. 119 00:07:21,984 --> 00:07:24,653 Well, well, look at the pretty Lipizzan, 120 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:28,240 driven by a guy who looks like a kid, but must be old enough to drive, 121 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:30,284 or he wouldn't be here. 122 00:07:31,327 --> 00:07:36,415 I hope you and your tiny car like pain, Mr. Really Hairy Guy. 123 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,918 Heh heh. We don't like pain. 124 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:42,755 Johnny, forget the app, and press the radio button three times and hold it, 125 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:44,089 now! 126 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:46,592 OK, why? 127 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,055 What was that? 128 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:54,934 We ejected you so the derby drivers don't destroy you. 129 00:07:55,017 --> 00:07:57,269 And we engaged the emergency brake 130 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:59,813 so the Lipizzan doesn't destroy the derby drivers. 131 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:03,150 Start the demolition derby! 132 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:10,282 Uh-oh, and the adorable car looks more like a sitting duck… 133 00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:12,284 -Gah! 134 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:13,953 The app still hasn't loaded! 135 00:08:14,036 --> 00:08:17,414 …and here come the Crasholas! 136 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,333 Oh… that's a new dent. 137 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,460 -And another… 138 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:23,671 -…and another. 139 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,089 Maybe your dad won't notice. 140 00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:34,431 OK, it's only four big dents. Vito can fix that, right? 141 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,350 -Five. 142 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,561 -Yes, the app is loaded! 143 00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:41,438 Now disengage the brake and let's get out of here! 144 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,023 Ooh! 145 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:46,777 It looks like a sad car is ready for the junkyard! 146 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,367 What are you doing? Get it out of there. 147 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:57,371 Time to finish you off, baby car! 148 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,456 And here comes the famous, 149 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:02,710 and possibly illegal, Crashola Crunch! 150 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:06,589 Nobody dents my dad's dream car but me. 151 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:14,471 Ooh, the tiny pretty car has come alive, 152 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,057 and suddenly I'm excited! 153 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,603 You went and got popcorn? 154 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:23,230 Well, if it's your last night on Earth, you should enjoy it. 155 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:26,859 -Mm! 156 00:09:29,111 --> 00:09:32,364 Oh! Jimmy Crashola is knocked out of the ring! 157 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,242 We have fun. 158 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:41,624 Uh-oh… It looks like Mickey's stuck in the dirt! 159 00:09:41,707 --> 00:09:43,500 And out of the ring! 160 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,005 Respect, tiny pretty car. 161 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,051 And the Lipizzan wins! 162 00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,306 Yes! We won! 163 00:09:57,389 --> 00:10:01,435 But Dad's dream car is trashed, and I am so dead. 164 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:06,148 And tonight's big prize… a one-hour full body repair 165 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,192 from Vito's Dent and Body Shop! 166 00:10:09,193 --> 00:10:11,195 Did he say one hour? 167 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,821 Can you stall Dad that long? 168 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,699 We forgot about Dad! 169 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,993 Let's hope he didn't run too far away! 170 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,333 Hey, poochies. 171 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,044 Wow, you look hungry, and… 172 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,712 and not like dogs. 173 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,846 A little to the right. 174 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:38,847 A little more… 175 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,182 -No, no. Too far! 176 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,809 That's it! 177 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:45,562 Yes! We made it back before Dad. 178 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,773 And without a scratch on it. 179 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:50,401 -Hey, kids. Is your father back yet? 180 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,404 He should be here any minute. Why? 181 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,572 I need to apologize. 182 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,325 I moved my Pela-cycle back in the garage earlier, 183 00:10:58,409 --> 00:11:00,160 and I dented his door. 184 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:02,996 Come again? 185 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,749 Oh, look, the dent is gone. 186 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,502 Huh. Oh, well then, never mind.