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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激，姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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{\an8}‪劇名：強尼和遊戲機

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{\an8}‪神拳隊長！

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{\an8}‪破壞猴！

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{\an8}‪-我愛《超級揍扁大混亂》
‪-我也是，你輸了

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{\an8}‪準備好揍扁對手吧！

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{\an8}‪神拳隊長…出拳！

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{\an8}‪贏了！

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{\an8}‪再比一場

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{\an8}‪揍扁！

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‪贏了！

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‪你被揍扁了

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‪再來！

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‪揍扁！

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‪贏了！

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‪好玩到停不下來！

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‪贏了！揍扁！

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‪贏了！揍扁！

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‪贏了！搗碎！

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‪搞什…那是什麼鬼？

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‪這是我們全新的保護機器人
‪它救了你一命

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‪因為你的遊戲主機起火了

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‪它經常起火

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‪我吹口氣，火就會熄滅

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‪因為我算是半隻狼

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‪既然你打電動這麼厲害

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‪就去唐和波波贏一台全新的遊戲機

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‪繼續說

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‪我們去那裡參加生日派對
‪但我們沒打電動

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‪反而研究了不良電子動畫
‪對青少年心理的影響

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‪獎品小屋裡
‪有罕見的《超級揍扁大混亂》套裝

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‪你可用我們的遊戲券

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‪（25美元）

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‪太好了！

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‪哇

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‪限量版的《超級揍扁大混亂》套裝

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‪我是來贏這大獎的

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‪不可能

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‪因為你得先贏得十萬張獎券

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‪我聽說有人為了減省禮物而操縱遊戲

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‪嗯，我們可是科學家

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‪我們會破解他們造假的手段

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‪太好了，妳們會幫我贏嗎？

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‪等我們搞清楚…

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‪（不是狗）

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‪如何緩解唐與波波的快樂波波樂團

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‪造成的早期心理傷害之後

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‪嗨，各位開心的小孩！

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‪波波樂團

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‪快逃命！

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‪也許更流暢的電子動畫技術
‪會減輕創傷

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‪我們去弄清楚吧

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‪我們去贏獎券吧，狗狗

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‪是時候刷卡了

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‪快玩遊戲！

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‪趕快投籃

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‪馬上再玩一次

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‪因為要去贏大獎

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‪你得再刷更多次卡

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‪馬上擊打山精

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‪看著獎券吐出來！

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‪不要停，就算覺得痛也絕不要停

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‪你的卡刷爆後

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‪就求爸媽買更多給你

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‪很多、非常多、超級多！

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‪唷！數數吧，狗狗

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‪你數到十萬張就跟我擊掌吧

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‪-你有206張
‪-什麼？

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‪我搞不懂

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‪這些是我見過最先進的機器人

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‪好像有人想要它們變得好恐怖

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‪嘿！我需要兩位天才姊姊
‪幫我贏獎券，回去實驗室吧！

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‪但首先我們需要頑皮弟弟的幫忙

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‪妳想要哪一個？

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‪只需將這機器人的核心處理晶片

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‪換成保護機器人的晶片就行

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‪我們可以創造出更流暢
‪和更具音樂感的吉他猩猩

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‪好，這隻大猩猩超棒的

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‪也不會令小孩跑來跑去尖叫

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‪姊姊，妳們幫我破解他們的造假手段

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‪這樣我就能贏得十萬張獎券
‪奪取大獎《超級揍扁大混亂》

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‪我們可以破解他們的造假手段

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‪但運用保護機器人的其他零件
‪不是更好玩嗎？

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‪由穿上機器人驅動玩家裝備
‪被操縱的強尼

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‪去擊敗被操縱的遊戲

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‪唐和波波絕不會懷疑你有超能力

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‪還在這裡

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‪但不會待太久

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‪該刷卡了

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‪然後大玩特玩

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‪你們看，大猩猩不可怕了

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‪強尼回來玩遊戲

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‪他看起來超級酷

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‪他投籃不能失手

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‪看看那些獎券飛出來

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‪他再刷卡

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‪他似乎準備好擊打樹精

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‪我為那些樹精感到難過

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‪但現在他不斷贏獎券

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‪強尼不會停下來，激情起舞

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‪贏獎券奪取大獎，獎券越來越多

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‪很多、非常多、超級多！

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‪不是狗，我們怎麼了？

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‪十萬！

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‪零三張獎券

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‪我們應該有麻煩了

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‪去處理吧

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‪它們又變可怕了！

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‪啊，情況不妙

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‪老闆想跟妳們談談

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‪吉他猩猩想跟你談談

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‪我打給強尼，叫他離開這裡

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‪兩位聰明的姊姊

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‪我要去領大獎《超級揍扁大混亂》

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‪波波樂團，你們的動作俐落多了

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‪有什麼問題嗎？

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‪果然是有問題

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‪好，你抓我過來是挺有趣的
‪但我想要得到答案

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‪我恐怕你不能拿到大獎，強尼

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‪唐和波波？

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‪正是我們

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‪如果有人贏走大獎

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‪其他小孩就不會再回來玩了

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‪因為大獎沒了

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‪換個新的大獎就好

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‪強尼，你也知道那套裝有多罕見

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‪但我有足夠的獎券

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‪是嗎？

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‪為什麼他們要這麼可怕？

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‪因為被嚇壞的小孩會吃多點食物

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‪獎券少的小孩想玩多一點

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‪他們的父母就得買更多披薩和遊戲卡

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‪那麼我們就能夠蓋
‪唐和波波超好玩超級大樓

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‪或者你來到時也察覺到這個工地

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‪對

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‪但我贏來的獎券
‪現在都在袋鼠的育兒袋裡

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‪我拿不到大獎是不會離開的

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‪嗯，既然如此

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‪你怎麼不試試把獎券拿回來？

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‪我們會

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‪好，狗狗，我們開始吧

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‪你穿上加強版機器人外骨骼

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‪但我沒有啊

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‪哎呀

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‪他還沒接電話，到底強尼在哪裡呢？

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‪也許杜奇知道

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‪我現在應該懂得揍扁對手了

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‪厲害

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‪小心！

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‪這樣挺酷的

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‪不酷

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‪一點也不酷

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‪沒人能這樣對我最好的朋友！

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‪小心！

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‪糟糕了

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‪那就進入超可怕模式吧

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‪謝謝，兄弟，我們去…

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‪吉他猩猩出局了

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‪不公平！那些是…

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‪我的獎券

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‪強尼！如果你戴著超大手套緊握拳頭

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‪就能解鎖隱藏的脈衝星功能

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‪妳們是說我的超級神拳嗎？

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‪我們真是天才

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‪你贏了，強尼

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‪我想你會拿你的獎券

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‪去換那個大獎

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‪不，我會讓大家都拿獎券
‪去換一些小獎品

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‪真的嗎？

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‪那是我玩過
‪最棒的《超級揍扁大混亂》遊戲

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‪而且唐和波波超好玩超級大樓
‪聽起來超級棒的

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‪但當大樓完工後

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‪我們希望波波樂團不會那麼可怕

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‪我們絕不會同意

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‪好，我們會同意！

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰