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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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{\an8}‪（懂游戏的强尼）

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{\an8}‪猛拳队长！

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{\an8}‪猴子稀碎！

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{\an8}‪-我好喜欢超级破碎大乱斗
‪-我也是 你完蛋了

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{\an8}‪准备好被打碎吧！

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{\an8}‪猛拳…队长！

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{\an8}‪胜者！

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{\an8}‪重赛

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{\an8}‪稀碎！

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‪胜者！

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‪你被打碎了

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‪再来！

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‪稀碎！

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‪胜者！

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‪玩得停不下来！

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‪胜者！ 稀碎！

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‪胜者！ 稀碎！

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‪胜者！ 稀碎！

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‪什么…那是什么？

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‪这是我们最新的保护者机器人
‪救了你的命

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‪因为你的电视机着火了

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‪它经常着火

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‪我随便吹几下就没了

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‪因为我有狼的血统

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‪既然你们游戏玩得那么好

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‪那就去老唐和波波大游乐场
‪再赢一个新的

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‪接着说

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‪我们去那里参加了一个生日派对
‪但我们没玩游戏

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‪而是学习了糟糕的电子动画特效
‪对成年人心理的影响

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‪那里的兑奖处有一些很罕见的
‪超级破碎大乱斗终极礼包

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‪可以用我们的游戏卡

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‪（25美元）

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‪太好了！

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‪哇

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‪限量版超级破碎大乱斗礼包

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‪我要赢到它

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‪不可能

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‪因为你首先要赢十万张奖券

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‪而且我听说这些游戏都被动了手脚
‪奖券数量被限制了

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‪那个 我们可是科学家

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‪我们来把游戏规则修复好

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‪很好 那你们会帮忙让我赢？

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‪得让我们先搞清楚…

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‪（不是狗）

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‪怎么减缓老唐和波波的快乐波波乐队

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‪带来的心理创伤

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‪嗨 开心的孩子们！

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‪波波乐队

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‪大家快逃命！

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‪也许更流畅的动画技术可以减缓伤害

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‪我们来看看

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‪狗狗 我们来赢点奖券吧

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‪快刷 刷 刷你的卡

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‪玩 玩 玩游戏！

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‪投 投 投篮

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‪现在玩 玩 再玩

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‪因为要赢 赢下大奖

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‪你得刷 刷 再刷

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‪快点打 打 打怪

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‪看奖券冲出来！

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‪别停 永远别停 哪怕你胳膊酸了

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‪等你的卡刷完

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‪求妈妈和爸爸买更多 更多 更多

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‪更多 更多！

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‪咻！狗狗 数数看

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‪到了十万就和我击个掌

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‪-你拿到了206张
‪-什么？

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‪我不明白

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‪这些是我见过的最先进的机器人

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‪就好像有人故意要他们看起来很诡异

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‪嘿！我要天才姐姐们帮我赢奖券
‪所以…去实验室吧！

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‪但首先 我们需要调皮弟弟帮个忙

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‪你要哪一个？

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‪通过替换掉它的核心处理芯片

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‪换上保护者机器人的芯片…

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‪我们可以创造出一个更流畅
‪更有音乐天赋的吉他大猩猩

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‪好吧 这个大猩猩真棒

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‪也不会让孩子们尖叫着逃走

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‪现在 姐姐们 帮我修复那些游戏吧

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‪那我就能赢下十万张奖券
‪拿到超级破碎大乱斗的大奖了

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‪我们确实可以修复被动手脚的游戏

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‪但如果再用保护者机器人的其它部分
‪不是会更有意思吗？

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‪用一个被动了手脚
‪穿着机器人加强游戏制服的强尼

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‪打完被动了手脚的游戏

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‪老唐和波波绝对想不到
‪你被注入了超能力

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‪它还在这里

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‪但不会太久了

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‪快刷 刷 刷卡

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‪玩 玩 玩

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‪看 大猩猩不再诡异了

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‪好吧 强尼回来 来 来玩了

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‪他看起来好酷 酷 超级酷

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‪他不会打不中 中 中篮筐

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‪看那些奖券飞起来

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‪他刷 刷 再刷

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‪他看起来准备好 准备好打地鼠

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‪我有点为那些地鼠感到难过

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‪但他现在赢了好多奖券

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‪强尼不会停下 永不停止跳舞
‪跳得激情四射

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‪为了奖品拿到奖券 还会拿更多

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‪更多 更多 更多 更多！

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‪不是狗 我们干得怎么样？

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‪十万！

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‪零三张

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‪我觉得我们有麻烦了

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‪处理掉

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‪它们又吓人了！

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‪哇 那就不妙了

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‪老板想和你们俩聊聊

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‪吉他大猩猩想和你聊聊

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‪我打电话给强尼 让他从这里离开

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‪嘿 聪明的姐姐们

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‪我去换我的超级破碎大乱斗大奖了

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‪波波乐队 我看你动起来好多了

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‪有什么问题吗？

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‪有个问题

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‪刚才真是挺有趣的
‪但现在我需要答案

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‪强尼 恐怕你不能拿到大奖

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‪老唐和波波？

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‪见到真人了

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‪如果有人赢下大奖

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‪那孩子们就没有理由再回来
‪试图赢下它了

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‪因为它没了

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‪去弄个新的就行了

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‪哦 强尼
‪你知道那个大礼包多稀有吗？

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‪可我攒到足够奖券了

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‪是吗？

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‪他们为什么要这么诡异？

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‪因为被吓到的孩子会吃更多

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‪奖券少的孩子会想多玩一点

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‪然后家长们就得买更多披萨
‪和更多游戏卡

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‪那我们就能建造
‪老唐和波波的超级乐趣中心

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‪也许你们来的时候已经注意到工地了

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‪哦 是啊

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‪但我赢了袋子里那些奖券

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‪拿不到大奖我就不走

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‪哦 这样的话…

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‪你干嘛不试着去拿拿看呢？

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‪也许我们会的

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‪好了 我的狗狗 我们来打稀碎吧

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‪好 但你穿着加强机器外骨骼

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‪我可没有

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‪糟糕

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‪他还是不接电话
‪天知道强尼在哪里！

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‪也许嘟奇知道

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‪我想我知道我要怎么打碎了

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‪很好

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‪小心！

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‪这还蛮酷的

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‪不酷了

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‪不酷

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‪没人可以这样对我最好的朋友！

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‪对 小心！

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‪哦 这可不好

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‪那我们进入超级吓人模式吧

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‪谢谢了 稀碎伙计 现在我们…

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‪吉他大猩猩走了

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‪不公平！那是我的…奖券

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‪强尼！如果你用手指捏紧超级手套

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‪就会解锁一个隐藏的脉冲功能

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‪你是指我的奖券袋猛拳吗？

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‪我们真是天才

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‪强尼 你赢了

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‪我猜你现在会拿奖券…

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‪去拿那个大奖吧

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‪不 我会让大伙去换一些小一些的奖

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‪真的吗？

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‪那真是我玩过最棒的一次
‪超级破碎大乱斗

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‪老唐和波波的超级乐趣中心
‪听起来超级棒

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‪但等它造好了…

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‪我们希望波波乐队别那么诡异

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‪这我们肯定不会同意

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‪好吧 我们同意！

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‪（纪念亚当施莱辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻译：Lynn S