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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激，姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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‪劇名：強尼展

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‪我真不懂這東西有何吸引力

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{\an8}‪是狗喜歡的東西，拋吧，人類男孩！

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{\an8}‪打擾一下

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{\an8}‪你道豬肚市會議中心在哪裡嗎？

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{\an8}‪謝謝，人類男孩和狗狗

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{\an8}‪搞什麼啊？

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{\an8}‪我是指標犬，看著！

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{\an8}‪浴室，點心
‪強尼X展的巨型廣告板！

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‪“強尼X展

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‪強尼X蒞臨現場？”

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‪但你是強尼X

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‪我卻沒被邀請參加自己的展覽？

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‪“別錯過圓領上衣、遊戲、小組討論

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‪和拿豬肚市超級英雄的簽名”

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‪快過來拿我強尼X的簽名吧！

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‪他看起來很像我，但嗓音完全不像我

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‪喂！你是不是闖進實驗室

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‪拿走我們的火箭靴
‪手臂爆擊槍和全新的催眠護目鏡？

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‪等一下，什麼是催眠護目鏡？

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‪可發射催眠光束的極先進眼鏡

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‪別人就會乖乖聽你指示做出任何事

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‪厲害

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‪對，我全拿走了

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‪我把它們埋在後院

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‪還做了地圖，告訴妳們東西在哪

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‪強尼，我們沒時間做這種事

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‪這地圖看起來很好玩

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‪沒錯

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‪東西最好真的在後院，強尼

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‪你沒有在實驗室偷東西

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‪你摔破了父母的東西卻矢口否認

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‪地圖只是標示那些東西的位置

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‪但這樣我們就有時間闖進實驗室

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‪取出超人衣再前往強尼X展

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‪對，他騙我們了

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‪強尼X和超級狗狗，出發！

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{\an8}‪（強尼X）

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‪你們好，好市民

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‪我是強尼X，這位是…

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‪你的通行證呢？

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‪我不需要通行證，我就是強尼X

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‪對，沒錯

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‪但你看

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‪超級狗狗

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‪我不敢相信居然沒人扮成他

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‪我確實覺得超級狗狗有時被忽視

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‪我們來付入場費吧，超級狗狗

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‪但不包括你

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‪什麼？

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‪聽著，我是真正的強尼X

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‪我是來阻止那個冒牌貨

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‪如果你是真正的強尼X

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‪你可以把我們拋上半空，然後入場

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‪我怎麼沒想到？

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‪狗狗在哪裡？

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‪還有黑先生和白先生？

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‪強尼！

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‪我們是扮成你的超級秘密臥底

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‪有一個機密情報

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‪我們收到消息，有一個狂迷威脅
‪如果他今天拿不到強尼X的簽名

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‪就會破壞強尼X展

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‪你聽過或看過什麼奇怪的事嗎？

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‪有

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‪但我是來阻止那個
‪偷走我超人身份的冒牌貨

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‪我會找他出來

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‪這樣會很棘手
‪因為我們都穿上同樣的衣服

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‪等一下

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‪我們怎麼知道你是真正的強尼X
‪而不是冒牌強尼X

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‪或是那個狂迷？

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‪或兩者皆是

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‪我要走了，因為這裡的人都瘋了

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‪你看到那表情嗎？

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‪一定是那個狂迷，抓住他！

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‪哎呀

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‪看起來好痛的樣子

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‪壞消息

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‪冒牌強尼X仍然在逃

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‪我們會在一小時後的小組討論抓住他

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‪我是超級狗狗，不然呢？

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‪-他在那裡！
‪-是他！

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‪嘿，各位X粉絲！怎麼了？

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‪是我，因為我是強尼X

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‪他也在那裡

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‪如果他是假貨，他也扮得很像啊

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‪好，第一，他的嗓音不像我

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‪第二，出發，超級狗狗！

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‪歡迎來到第一屆強尼X展

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‪跟我一起參與，因為我是強尼X

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‪但你並非真正的強尼X

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‪我才是

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‪哪個才是真的呢？

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‪哇！

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‪這個是真的

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‪哎呀

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‪我知道如果我辦這展覽，你就會出現

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‪你是誰？

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‪你不認得我嗎？

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‪我是你的頭號鐵粉

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‪傑夫？

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‪糟糕了

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‪這小孩是誰？

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‪我是傑夫，強尼的頭號鐵粉

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‪從現在開始，我會跟你一樣

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‪強尼X

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‪哇

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‪可以幫我簽名嗎？

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‪對不起，傑夫，我稍後再為你簽名

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‪我一直在等

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‪但你之後從來沒為我簽名

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‪然後我變聰明了，快高長大

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‪策劃我的復仇大計

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‪你有想過我沒為你簽名

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‪是因為我沒有筆嗎？

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‪他從來都不帶筆，上課也不帶

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‪太遲了

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‪因為我現在是強尼X了
‪我總是隨身攜帶筆

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‪你不能成為強尼X
‪因為你沒有超級狗狗

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‪但我有催眠護目鏡

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‪等等，他怎麼會有…

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‪你現在是我忠心的助手了

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‪我是你的助手

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‪原來是你偷了我姊姊的高科技

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‪我一拿到火箭靴和爆擊槍

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‪就只需要學習

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‪完全模仿你的嗓音

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‪你的嗓音完全不像我

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‪超級狗狗現在終於在我身邊了

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{\an8}‪我才是真正的強尼X
‪超級狗狗，強力吼叫

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‪好了，我們正式更換了
‪被偷走的催眠護目鏡了

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‪強尼！你先偷走我們的東西
‪然後又騙我們

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‪現在又毀掉我們全新的護目鏡

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‪是我的狂迷傑夫偷走妳們的東西

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‪他想要簽名，但我當時沒有筆

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‪因為我從來都沒有筆

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‪然後他快高長大，而且完全瘋了

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‪他現在想要完全取代我

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‪他的話似乎很可信

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‪他偷了妳們的火箭靴
‪又用妳們的催眠護目鏡

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‪搶走我的超級狗狗

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‪妳們一定要幫我

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‪嗯，那張藏寶圖很好玩

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‪而且我們差點害死他42次

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‪那麼…我們就去對付
‪那個偷竊狂和冒牌超級英雄

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‪太好了，現在我們要全面升級超人衣

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‪搭配火箭靴和手臂爆擊槍
‪功能要遠勝傑夫的裝備

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‪歡迎來到強尼X展討論小組

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‪現在請為強尼X鼓掌

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‪是我，強尼X，隨時準備拯救豬肚市

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‪好了，誰要我的簽名？

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‪因為我身上總是有一支筆

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‪但如果你想要真正強尼X的簽名

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‪就要向我拿了

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‪那是我的狗狗

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‪超級狗狗，用強力吼叫消滅他！

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‪是，強尼X

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‪超級狗狗，你是說“不”嗎？

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‪對，我是說，不

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‪不，你是說“是”

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‪是

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‪不！

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‪是！

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‪我說是，不，我是說，我覺得傻傻的

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‪我才是真正的強尼X

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‪兩位先生，拘捕那冒牌貨

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‪他顯然是那個想要我簽名的狂迷

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‪不，我才是強尼X，他是假的

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‪有兩個強尼X，但是…

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‪這裡只有一隻超級狗狗

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‪只有他的好朋友
‪才會知道誰是真正的強尼X

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‪超級狗狗，是我，強尼X

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‪不，超級狗狗，我是強尼X

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‪我最喜歡吃什麼？

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‪肉

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‪我的確喜歡吃肉

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‪所有狗都愛吃肉
‪而且他的嗓音完全不像我

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‪我最喜歡哪兩種顏色？

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‪黑與白

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‪又答對

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‪因為狗是色盲的

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‪還有嗓音不像我的冒牌強尼X
‪可以做這事情嗎？

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‪他是真正的強尼X

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‪不，等等，我可以…

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‪這個…我可以辦得到

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‪你看！

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‪好吧，我不行，但他不為我簽名

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‪所以現在我要破壞強尼X展

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‪而你完全無法阻止…

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‪我的手臂爆擊槍有超強吸力模式

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‪厲害

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‪好，我們去打給你媽吧

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‪一定要打給我媽嗎？

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‪沒有人真正受傷害

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‪好，有人想要真正強尼X的簽名嗎？

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‪有人有筆嗎？

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰