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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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‪（强尼展）

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‪我搞不懂这有什么好玩的

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{\an8}‪狗就喜欢这个 快扔啊 人类男孩！

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{\an8}‪请原谅

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{\an8}‪请问你们知道
‪猪肚市展览中心怎么走吗？

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{\an8}‪谢谢 人类男孩和狗

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{\an8}‪好吧 那是怎么回事？

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{\an8}‪我有指示犬血统 看！

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{\an8}‪卫生间 零食 强尼展的巨大招牌！

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‪“强尼X展

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‪有强尼X出场？”

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‪可你是强尼X

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‪我居然没被邀请
‪去参加我自己的展会？

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‪“别错过猪肚市最爱的
‪超级英雄带来的

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‪T恤 游戏 小组讨论 还有签名“

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‪来现场拿我的签名照 强尼X！

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‪好吧 看起来像我
‪但声音和我完全不一样

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‪嘿！你闯进实验室

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‪拿走了我们的火箭靴 手臂炮
‪还有新的催眠眼镜？

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‪等等 催眠眼镜是什么？

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‪一种极为先进
‪可以放出催眠粒子束的眼镜

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‪可以让人做任何你想让他们做的事情

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‪真棒

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‪是啊 都是我拿的

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‪我把它们都埋后院了

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‪我做了张地图告诉你们在哪里

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‪强尼 我们没时间开玩笑

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‪不过地图看起来挺有意思的

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‪我知道！

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‪它们最好真的在那里 强尼

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‪你没从实验室偷任何东西

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‪地图上的东西全是被你弄坏的

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‪还装无辜的你爸妈的东西

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‪可这给了我们闯进实验室的机会

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‪好拿走超级制服 去参加展会

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‪没错 他骗了我们

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‪强尼X和超级狗狗 走了！

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{\an8}‪（强尼X）

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‪市民们 大家好

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‪我是强尼X 这是…

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‪你的通行证呢？

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‪我不需要通行证 我是强尼X

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‪是啊

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‪可是你们看

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‪超级狗狗

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‪真不敢相信没人打扮成他的样子

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‪我认为超级狗狗有时候的确被忽视了

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‪超级狗狗 你的通行证算我们请

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‪但你不行

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‪什么？

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‪听着 我是真的强尼X

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‪我是过来阻止那个冒牌货的

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‪如果你是真的强尼X

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‪那你完全可以把我们扔过头顶
‪然后进去

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‪这我怎么没想到？

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‪好了 那条狗呢？

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‪黑先生和白先生？

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‪强尼！

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‪我们是超级机密的卧底
‪打扮成你的样子

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‪实话实说

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‪我们收到消息 有个疯狂粉丝威胁说
‪如果今天没拿到强尼X签名的话

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‪他就打算毁掉强尼X展

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‪你看到或听到什么奇怪的…事情吗？

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‪有

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‪但我今天来是要阻止那个
‪偷了我X身份的假冒者

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‪我会找到他的

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‪那可不容易 因为大家打扮地都一样

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‪等等

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‪我们怎么知道你是真的强尼X
‪而不是假冒的强尼X

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‪或者那个疯狂粉丝呢？

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‪或者两者都是

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‪我走了 因为这里所有人都是疯子

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‪你看到那张脸了吗？

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‪那肯定是那个疯狂粉丝 抓住他！

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‪糟糕

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‪看起来很疼

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‪坏消息

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‪强尼X假冒者仍然在逃

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‪我们会在一个小时后的
‪小组讨论上逮住他

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‪我真是超级狗狗 不是吗？

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‪-他在那里！
‪-是他！

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‪嘿 X粉丝们！你们好吗？

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‪是我 因为我才是强尼X

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‪他还在那里

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‪如果他是假的 那做得真好

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‪好吧 首先 他声音和我完全不同

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‪其次 让开 超级狗狗！

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‪欢迎来到第一届强尼X展

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‪来看我 因为我就是强尼X

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‪只是你根本就不是真正的强尼X

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‪我是

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‪哪一个是真的呢？

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‪哇！

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‪那个是真的

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‪好吧

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‪我就知道我办这个展你一定会出现

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‪你是谁？

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‪你认不出我了？

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‪我是你的头号粉丝啊

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‪捷飞？

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‪哦 不

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‪那孩子是谁？

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‪我是捷飞 强尼的头号粉丝

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‪从现在起 我会和你完全一样

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‪强尼X

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‪哇

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‪你能给我的T恤签名吗？

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‪对不起 捷飞 我得晚点给你

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‪我等啊等

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‪但你一直也没有给我

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‪然后我变得更聪明了 飞速长大

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‪开始策划我的复仇

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‪你就没想过 我没给你签名

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‪是因为我当时没笔吗？

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‪他身上一直没笔 哪怕在学校里也是

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‪反正 太晚了

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‪因为我现在是强尼X了
‪我会永远带着笔

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‪伙计 你不能当强尼X
‪因为你没有超级狗狗

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‪但我有催眠眼镜

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‪等等 他是怎么拿到…

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‪现在你是我忠实的跟班

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‪我一定当你的跟班

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‪所以是你偷走了我姐姐的东西

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‪有了火箭靴和手臂炮后

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‪我就只需要学习

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‪如何完美地模仿你的声音就行

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‪对 你声音和我完全不像

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‪现在我身边终于有超级狗狗了

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{\an8}‪我就是真正的强尼X
‪超级狗狗 超级吼叫

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‪好了 我们终于替换掉
‪被偷走的催眠眼镜了

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‪强尼！你先是偷了我们的东西
‪然后又骗了我们…

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‪现在你又摧毁了我们的新眼镜

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‪是我的疯狂粉丝捷飞偷的

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‪他想要签名 但我身上没笔

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‪因为我从来不带笔

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‪然后他飞速长大 彻底发疯

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‪现在他要夺走我的生活

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‪他看起来很可信

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‪他偷走了你们的火箭靴
‪然后用你们的催眠眼镜

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‪偷走了我的超级狗狗

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‪你们得帮帮我

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‪好吧 寻宝图是挺有意思的

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‪但我们有42次差一点杀了他

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‪那么…我们去把那个偷东西的
‪假冒超级英雄打败掉

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‪太好了 现在我们只需要
‪升级一下超级制服

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‪弄出比捷飞的好得多的
‪火箭靴和手臂炮

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‪欢迎来到强尼X展小组讨论

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‪现在 有请强尼X上台

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‪正是我 强尼X
‪时刻准备着从危险中拯救猪肚市

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‪那么 谁想要签名？

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‪因为我时刻带着笔

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‪但如果你想要真正的强尼X的签名

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‪那得从我这里拿

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‪那是我的狗

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‪超级狗狗 再用超级吼叫摧毁他！

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‪好的 强尼X

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‪你是说”不好“吧 超级狗狗？

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‪好 我是说 不

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‪不 你是说”好“

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‪好

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‪不！

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‪好！

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‪我是说 好 不 我是说 我感觉快疯了

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‪我是真正的强尼X

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‪先生们 逮捕那个假冒者

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‪他显然就是那个
‪想要我签名的超级粉丝

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‪不 我是强尼X 他才是假的

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‪现在有两个强尼X 但…

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‪只有一条超级狗狗

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‪只有英雄最好的朋友才知道
‪谁才是真正的强尼X

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‪超级狗狗 是我 强尼X

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‪不 超级狗狗 我才是强尼X

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‪我最喜欢的食物是什么？

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‪肉

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‪我确实喜欢肉

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‪所有狗都喜欢肉
‪他的声音和我完全不一样

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‪我最喜欢的两种颜色是什么？

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‪黑和白

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‪又对了

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‪因为狗是色盲

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‪声音和我完全不一样的假冒强尼X
‪可以做这个吗？

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‪那个是真的

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‪不 等等 我可以…

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‪我是说 我可以做那个

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‪看！

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‪好吧 我不能 但他没给签名

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‪现在我要毁了强尼X展

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‪你们做什么都阻止不了…

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‪我的手臂炮有超级吸吸模式

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‪很好

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‪好了 我们给你妈妈打电话吧

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‪必须要通知我妈妈吗？

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‪没人真的受伤

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‪有人要真正的强尼X的签名吗？

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‪有人有笔吗？

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‪（纪念亚当施莱辛格）

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