1 00:00:06,382 --> 00:00:09,969 [alarm blaring] 2 00:00:10,053 --> 00:00:12,638 ♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪ 3 00:00:12,764 --> 00:00:15,767 ♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪ 4 00:00:15,850 --> 00:00:20,104 ♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪ 5 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:23,107 [crowd cheering] 6 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,825 {\an8}Dude, I really don't get the appeal of this. 7 00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:34,535 {\an8}It's a dog thing. 8 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:36,370 {\an8}Now throw it, human boy! 9 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,207 {\an8}Excuse me. 10 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:42,794 {\an8}Do you know which direction the Porkbelly Convention Center is? 11 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:45,797 {\an8}[triumphant flourish plays] 12 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,716 {\an8}Thanks, human boy and dog! 13 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,051 {\an8}[triumphant flourish plays] 14 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:52,094 {\an8}OK, what was that? 15 00:00:52,178 --> 00:00:54,263 {\an8}Oh, I'm part pointer. Watch. 16 00:00:54,347 --> 00:00:56,641 {\an8}-Bathroom! Snacks! -[flies buzzing] 17 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,893 {\an8}Enormous billboard for Johnny X Con! 18 00:00:59,977 --> 00:01:01,062 {\an8}[triumphant flourish plays] 19 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:02,605 {\an8}[Johnny] "Johnny X Con"? 20 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,108 "Featuring Johnny X live"?! 21 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:06,859 But you're Johnny X. 22 00:01:06,943 --> 00:01:09,570 And I wasn't even invited to my own Con? 23 00:01:09,654 --> 00:01:12,406 -[clicking] -"Don't miss T-shirts, 24 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:15,284 games, panel discussions, and autographs 25 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:17,912 with Porkbelly's favorite superhero." 26 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:23,668 Come on down and get an autograph from me, Johnny X! 27 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:27,797 OK, that looks like me, but sounds nothing like me. 28 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,926 Hey! Did you break into the lab and take our Rocket Boots, Arm Blaster, 29 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,427 and new Hypno-Goggles? 30 00:01:33,511 --> 00:01:36,681 OK, hold on! What are Hypno-Goggles? 31 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,851 Highly advanced eyewear that produces a hypnotic beam 32 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:42,728 to get people to do virtually anything you want. 33 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:45,273 Nice, and yeah, I took all of it. 34 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,691 I buried them in the backyard 35 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,860 and then made a map that shows you where they are. 36 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:51,696 Johnny… we don't have time for this! 37 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,032 The map does look like fun. 38 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:56,325 I know! 39 00:01:57,076 --> 00:01:59,954 And they'd better be there, Johnny! 40 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:02,331 Um, you didn't steal anything from the lab, 41 00:02:02,415 --> 00:02:04,917 and that's the map to all your parents' stuff you broke 42 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:06,586 but said you knew nothing about. 43 00:02:06,669 --> 00:02:09,130 But it will buy us some time so we can break into the lab, 44 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:12,133 grab our super suits, and get to that convention. 45 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:15,803 Yep, he tricked us. 46 00:02:15,887 --> 00:02:20,057 -Johnny X and Super Pooch, away! -[heroic music playing] 47 00:02:24,729 --> 00:02:26,230 Good day, fine citizens. 48 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,441 I'm Johnny X, and this is-- 49 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,193 Where's your pass? 50 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:32,695 I don't need a pass. I'm Johnny X! 51 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,530 Ha! Yeah, right-- 52 00:02:34,614 --> 00:02:35,740 Bro, but look! 53 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:37,950 A Super Pooch! 54 00:02:38,034 --> 00:02:40,578 I can't believe no one's dressed up as him. 55 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:44,749 Well, I do think Super Pooch is under-appreciated sometimes. 56 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,960 Then this one's on us, Super Pooch. 57 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:50,922 [smacks] 58 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,840 But not you. 59 00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:56,427 What? Look, I'm the real Johnny X, 60 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,847 and I'm here to stop whoever that imposter is! 61 00:02:59,931 --> 00:03:02,058 If you were the real Johnny X, 62 00:03:02,141 --> 00:03:04,685 you could just throw us over your head and walk in. 63 00:03:05,311 --> 00:03:06,604 How did I not think of that? 64 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:08,981 Aah! 65 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:12,026 OK, where's that dog and-- 66 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,195 Mr. Black and Mr. White? 67 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,197 Johnny! Shh! 68 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,283 We're super secret undercover dressed as you. 69 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:20,785 Here's the skinny. 70 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:25,623 We got a tip that a crazy fan is threatening to destroy Johnny X Con 71 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,501 if he doesn't get Johnny X's autograph today. 72 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,962 Have you heard or seen anything that seems… 73 00:03:31,045 --> 00:03:32,630 odd? 74 00:03:33,923 --> 00:03:35,299 Yes. 75 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:38,552 But I'm here to stop the imposter who stole my X identity, 76 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:40,137 and I will find him. 77 00:03:40,221 --> 00:03:44,183 Ooh, that's gonna be tough, cos we're all dressed the same. 78 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:47,561 [triumphant flourish plays] 79 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:48,604 Wait a minute. 80 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:52,692 How do we know you're the real Johnny X and not imposter Johnny X, 81 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:54,652 or the crazy fan? 82 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,654 Or both! 83 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:01,117 I'm gonna leave now, cos everyone here is crazy! 84 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,618 Did you see that face? 85 00:04:02,702 --> 00:04:04,620 It must be the crazy fan. 86 00:04:04,704 --> 00:04:06,372 -Get him! -Uh-oh. 87 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:09,917 [screaming] 88 00:04:10,001 --> 00:04:11,919 Ooh, that looked like it hurt. 89 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:13,462 [chomps] 90 00:04:15,131 --> 00:04:18,426 But bad news, the Johnny X imposter is still on the loose! 91 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:21,470 And we'll nab him at the panel discussion in an hour. 92 00:04:21,554 --> 00:04:24,015 Am I a Super Pooch or what? 93 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,099 [chuckles] 94 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,435 -There he is! -It's him! 95 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,395 Hey, X fans! 96 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,354 What's up? 97 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,523 It's me! Cos I'm Johnny X! 98 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,649 [screaming] 99 00:04:33,733 --> 00:04:37,862 He's also right there, and if he's fake, he's a really good fake. 100 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,989 OK, one, he sounds nothing like me. 101 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:41,032 Two? 102 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:43,200 Away, Super Pooch! 103 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:47,288 Welcome to the first-ever Johnny X Convention! 104 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,999 With me! Cos I'm Johnny X! 105 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:52,418 Only you're not the real Johnny X. 106 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,045 -I am! -[crowd gasps] 107 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:55,379 Ooh… 108 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,048 But which is the real one? 109 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,008 [power surging] 110 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:00,301 [screams] Whoa! 111 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:01,719 That's the real one. 112 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,179 [groaning] 113 00:05:03,262 --> 00:05:04,680 Well, well. 114 00:05:04,764 --> 00:05:08,768 I knew if I threw this convention, you would show up. 115 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,853 Who are you? 116 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:14,315 Don't you recognize me? 117 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,817 I'm your number-one fan! 118 00:05:17,443 --> 00:05:19,904 -Jeffy? -Oh, no. 119 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,406 Who's the kid? 120 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:25,409 I'm Jeffy! Johnny's number-one fan! 121 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:28,162 -[meowing] -[horror movie music playing] 122 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,289 [triumphant flourish plays] 123 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:33,459 From now on, I'm gonna be just like you… 124 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,544 Johnny X. 125 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:40,174 [farting] 126 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,136 [triumphant flourish plays] 127 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,679 Wow… 128 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:47,848 Can you autograph my shirt? 129 00:05:47,932 --> 00:05:49,475 [foreboding music plays] 130 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:53,104 Sorry, Jeffy. I'll have to give it to you later. 131 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,563 [groaning] Aw… 132 00:05:54,814 --> 00:05:58,067 I waited, and waited, 133 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,653 but you never gave it to me later! 134 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:03,239 Then I got smarter, went through a growth spurt, 135 00:06:03,322 --> 00:06:05,866 and plotted my revenge! 136 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:08,452 Uh, did you ever think that I didn't give you an autograph 137 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,122 because I didn't have a pen? 138 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:13,916 He never has them. Not even at school. 139 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,794 Oh. Well… too late! 140 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,088 Because I'm Johnny X now, 141 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,882 and I always carry a pen! 142 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:27,346 You can't be Johnny X, dude, because you don't have a Super Pooch! 143 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,473 But I do have… 144 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,725 Hypno-Goggles! 145 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:33,352 Wait, how did he get the-- 146 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:36,147 [moaning] 147 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:40,651 You are my loyal sidekick now! 148 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,362 I'm so your sidekick. 149 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:44,947 Heh-heh-heh. 150 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:48,242 So it was you who stole my sisters' tech. 151 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:51,662 And once I had the Rocket Boots and Hand Blaster, 152 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,998 I just needed to learn… 153 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:58,335 [badly imitating] …to perfectly impersonate your voice. 154 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,212 Yeah, that sounds nothing like me. 155 00:07:00,296 --> 00:07:03,757 And now that I finally have Super Pooch by my side, 156 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:06,135 {\an8}I'm the real Johnny X! 157 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:09,054 {\an8}Super Pooch, Power Bark! 158 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:10,556 {\an8}[barking] 159 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,474 [yells] 160 00:07:13,893 --> 00:07:18,230 There! We've officially replaced the stolen pair of Hypno-Goggles. 161 00:07:18,314 --> 00:07:19,523 [Johnny screaming] 162 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,358 -[Johnny crashes] -Johnny! 163 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:24,528 First you steal our stuff, then you lie to us… 164 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:27,114 Now you've destroyed our new goggles! 165 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:29,575 It was my crazy fan Jeffy that stole it all. 166 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,869 He wanted a Johnny X autograph, but I didn't have a pen 167 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,621 cos I never have pens. 168 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:36,040 Then he had a growth spurt and totally lost it, 169 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,334 and now he wants to take over my life! 170 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,878 Hmm… he seems believable. 171 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,049 He stole your Rocket Boots, then he used your Hypno-Goggles 172 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,592 to steal my Super Pooch. 173 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:48,177 You gotta help me! 174 00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,553 Well… 175 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,263 the treasure map was fun. 176 00:07:51,347 --> 00:07:54,183 And we have almost killed him 42 times. 177 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,851 So… 178 00:07:55,935 --> 00:07:59,772 let's take that stealing and phony superhero down! 179 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:02,441 Great, now I just need a total Super Suit upgrade 180 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:06,111 with Rocket Boots and an Arm Blaster that's way better than Jeffy's. 181 00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:08,155 [microphone feedback] 182 00:08:08,239 --> 00:08:11,116 Welcome to the Johnny X Con discussion panel, 183 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:14,119 and now, let's give it up for… 184 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,871 Johnny X! 185 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:18,165 -[crowd cheering] -It is I, Johnny X, 186 00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:21,001 ready to save Porkbelly in a moment's notice. 187 00:08:21,085 --> 00:08:24,380 Now, who wants an autograph? 188 00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,632 Cos I always have a pen! 189 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:27,633 [cheering] 190 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,635 But if you want the real Johnny X's autograph, 191 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:32,221 you're gonna want it from me! 192 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,098 And that's my dog. 193 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,684 [blasting] 194 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:44,024 Super Pooch, destroy him with another Power Bark! 195 00:08:44,108 --> 00:08:46,402 [flatly] Yes, Johnny X. 196 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:47,736 [barking echoes] 197 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:50,614 Don't you mean no, Super Pooch? 198 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,742 Yes… I mean… no. 199 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,288 No, you mean yes! 200 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:58,872 [flatly] Yes. 201 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:00,291 No! 202 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,001 Yes! 203 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,377 [beams whirring] 204 00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:04,837 I mean, yes-no. 205 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,590 I mean… me feel loopy… 206 00:09:08,507 --> 00:09:09,592 [power surging] 207 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:11,176 [blasting] 208 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,678 [birds tweeting] 209 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,347 I'm the real Johnny X! 210 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:16,599 [crowd cheering] 211 00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:20,477 Gentlemen, arrest that fake! 212 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:25,190 He's clearly the crazed fan who wants my autograph. 213 00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:28,444 No, I'm Johnny X, and he's the fake! 214 00:09:28,527 --> 00:09:30,279 [crowd] Ooh! 215 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:33,157 Well, there's two Johnny X's, but… 216 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:36,452 Only one Super Pooch here. 217 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:41,832 And only a hero's best friend would know who's the real Johnny X. 218 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,044 Super Pooch, it's me, Johnny X! 219 00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:48,339 No, Super Pooch, I'm Johnny X! 220 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,673 Hmm… 221 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:52,051 What's my favorite food? 222 00:09:52,134 --> 00:09:53,510 Meat! 223 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:55,387 I do love meat. 224 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,558 Every dog loves meat. And he sounds nothing like me! 225 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,519 What are my two favorite colors? 226 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,021 Black and white. 227 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,648 Correct again. 228 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,733 -[crowd] Ooh! -Cos dogs are color blind, 229 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,194 and could fake Johnny X, who sounds nothing like me, 230 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,737 do this? 231 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,280 [farting] 232 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,951 That's the real one. 233 00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,286 Ooh…! 234 00:10:19,370 --> 00:10:21,038 [squeaky voice] No, wait! I can… 235 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,706 [lowering voice] I mean… 236 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,125 I can do that! Look! 237 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:27,294 [grunting] 238 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:32,049 [straining] 239 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,425 [tiny fart] 240 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,845 OK, I can't. But… 241 00:10:36,929 --> 00:10:39,139 he doesn't give autographs! 242 00:10:39,223 --> 00:10:42,476 And now I'll destroy Johnny X Con, 243 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,145 and nothing you can do can stop-- 244 00:10:45,229 --> 00:10:46,355 [whooshing suction] 245 00:10:46,438 --> 00:10:49,733 My Arm Blaster has a Super Suction Mode. 246 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:50,984 Nice. 247 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,569 [triumphant flourish plays] 248 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,655 OK, let's go call your mom. 249 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:58,701 Oh, do we have to call my mom? No one really got hurt… 250 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:03,622 Now, does anyone want an autograph from the real Johnny X? 251 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,207 -[screaming] -Me! Me! 252 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,502 And does anyone have a pen? 253 00:11:10,129 --> 00:11:12,131 [theme song playing] 254 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,216 ♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪ 255 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,344 ♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪ 256 00:11:31,275 --> 00:11:32,484 ♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪ 257 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,027 ♪ Test! ♪