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{\an8}Dude, I really don't get
the appeal of this.
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{\an8}It's a dog thing.
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{\an8}Now throw it, human boy!
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{\an8}Excuse me.
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{\an8}Do you know which direction
the Porkbelly Convention Center is?
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Thanks, human boy and dog!
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{\an8}
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{\an8}OK, what was that?
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{\an8}Oh, I'm part pointer. Watch.
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{\an8}-Bathroom! Snacks!
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{\an8}Enormous billboard for Johnny X Con!
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{\an8}
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{\an8}"Johnny X Con"?
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"Featuring Johnny X live"?!
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But you're Johnny X.
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And I wasn't even invited to my own Con?
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-"Don't miss T-shirts,
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games, panel discussions, and autographs
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with Porkbelly's favorite superhero."
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Come on down and get an autograph
from me, Johnny X!
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OK, that looks like me,
but sounds nothing like me.
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Hey! Did you break into the lab
and take our Rocket Boots, Arm Blaster,
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and new Hypno-Goggles?
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OK, hold on!
What are Hypno-Goggles?
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Highly advanced eyewear
that produces a hypnotic beam
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to get people to do
virtually anything you want.
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Nice, and yeah, I took all of it.
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I buried them in the backyard
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and then made a map
that shows you where they are.
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Johnny… we don't have time for this!
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The map does look like fun.
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I know!
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And they'd better be there, Johnny!
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Um, you didn't steal anything
from the lab,
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and that's the map
to all your parents' stuff you broke
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but said you knew nothing about.
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But it will buy us some time
so we can break into the lab,
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grab our super suits,
and get to that convention.
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Yep, he tricked us.
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-Johnny X and Super Pooch, away!
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Good day, fine citizens.
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I'm Johnny X, and this is--
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Where's your pass?
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I don't need a pass. I'm Johnny X!
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Ha! Yeah, right--
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Bro, but look!
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A Super Pooch!
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I can't believe
no one's dressed up as him.
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Well, I do think Super Pooch
is under-appreciated sometimes.
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Then this one's on us, Super Pooch.
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But not you.
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What? Look, I'm the real Johnny X,
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and I'm here to stop
whoever that imposter is!
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If you were the real Johnny X,
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you could just throw us
over your head and walk in.
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How did I not think of that?
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Aah!
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OK, where's that dog and--
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Mr. Black and Mr. White?
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Johnny! Shh!
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We're super secret undercover
dressed as you.
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Here's the skinny.
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We got a tip that a crazy fan
is threatening to destroy Johnny X Con
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if he doesn't get
Johnny X's autograph today.
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Have you heard
or seen anything that seems…
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odd?
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Yes.
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But I'm here to stop the imposter
who stole my X identity,
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and I will find him.
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Ooh, that's gonna be tough,
cos we're all dressed the same.
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Wait a minute.
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How do we know you're the real Johnny X
and not imposter Johnny X,
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or the crazy fan?
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Or both!
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I'm gonna leave now,
cos everyone here is crazy!
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Did you see that face?
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It must be the crazy fan.
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-Get him!
-Uh-oh.
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Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
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But bad news, the Johnny X imposter
is still on the loose!
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And we'll nab him
at the panel discussion in an hour.
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Am I a Super Pooch or what?
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-There he is!
-It's him!
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Hey, X fans!
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What's up?
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It's me! Cos I'm Johnny X!
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He's also right there,
and if he's fake, he's a really good fake.
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OK, one, he sounds nothing like me.
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Two?
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Away, Super Pooch!
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Welcome to the first-ever
Johnny X Convention!
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With me! Cos I'm Johnny X!
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Only you're not the real Johnny X.
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-I am!
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Ooh…
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But which is the real one?
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Whoa!
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That's the real one.
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Well, well.
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I knew if I threw this convention,
you would show up.
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Who are you?
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Don't you recognize me?
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I'm your number-one fan!
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-Jeffy?
-Oh, no.
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Who's the kid?
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I'm Jeffy!
Johnny's number-one fan!
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From now on,
I'm gonna be just like you…
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Johnny X.
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Wow…
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Can you autograph my shirt?
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Sorry, Jeffy.
I'll have to give it to you later.
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Aw…
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I waited, and waited,
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but you never gave it to me later!
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Then I got smarter,
went through a growth spurt,
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and plotted my revenge!
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Uh, did you ever think
that I didn't give you an autograph
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because I didn't have a pen?
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He never has them.
Not even at school.
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Oh. Well… too late!
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Because I'm Johnny X now,
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and I always carry a pen!
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You can't be Johnny X, dude,
because you don't have a Super Pooch!
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But I do have…
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Hypno-Goggles!
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Wait, how did he get the--
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You are my loyal sidekick now!
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I'm so your sidekick.
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Heh-heh-heh.
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So it was you
who stole my sisters' tech.
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And once I had the Rocket Boots
and Hand Blaster,
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I just needed to learn…
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…to perfectly
impersonate your voice.
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Yeah, that sounds nothing like me.
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And now that I finally have
Super Pooch by my side,
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{\an8}I'm the real Johnny X!
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{\an8}Super Pooch, Power Bark!
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{\an8}
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There! We've officially replaced
the stolen pair of Hypno-Goggles.
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-Johnny!
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First you steal our stuff,
then you lie to us…
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Now you've destroyed our new goggles!
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It was my crazy fan Jeffy
that stole it all.
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He wanted a Johnny X autograph,
but I didn't have a pen
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cos I never have pens.
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Then he had a growth spurt
and totally lost it,
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and now he wants to take over my life!
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Hmm… he seems believable.
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He stole your Rocket Boots,
then he used your Hypno-Goggles
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to steal my Super Pooch.
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You gotta help me!
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Well…
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the treasure map was fun.
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And we have almost killed him 42 times.
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So…
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let's take that stealing
and phony superhero down!
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Great, now I just need
a total Super Suit upgrade
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with Rocket Boots and an Arm Blaster
that's way better than Jeffy's.
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Welcome to the Johnny X Con
discussion panel,
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and now, let's give it up for…
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Johnny X!
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-It is I, Johnny X,
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ready to save Porkbelly
in a moment's notice.
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Now, who wants an autograph?
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Cos I always have a pen!
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But if you want
the real Johnny X's autograph,
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you're gonna want it from me!
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And that's my dog.
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Super Pooch, destroy him
with another Power Bark!
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Yes, Johnny X.
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Don't you mean no, Super Pooch?
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Yes… I mean… no.
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No, you mean yes!
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Yes.
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No!
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Yes!
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I mean, yes-no.
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I mean… me feel loopy…
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I'm the real Johnny X!
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Gentlemen, arrest that fake!
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He's clearly the crazed fan
who wants my autograph.
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No, I'm Johnny X, and he's the fake!
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Ooh!
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Well, there's two Johnny X's, but…
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Only one Super Pooch here.
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And only a hero's best friend
would know who's the real Johnny X.
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Super Pooch, it's me, Johnny X!
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No, Super Pooch, I'm Johnny X!
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Hmm…
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What's my favorite food?
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Meat!
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I do love meat.
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Every dog loves meat.
And he sounds nothing like me!
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What are my two favorite colors?
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Black and white.
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Correct again.
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-Ooh!
-Cos dogs are color blind,
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and could fake Johnny X,
who sounds nothing like me,
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do this?
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That's the real one.
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Ooh…!
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No, wait! I can…
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I mean…
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I can do that! Look!
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OK, I can't. But…
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he doesn't give autographs!
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And now I'll destroy Johnny X Con,
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and nothing you can do can stop--
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My Arm Blaster has a Super Suction Mode.
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Nice.
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OK, let's go call your mom.
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Oh, do we have to call my mom?
No one really got hurt…
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Now, does anyone want an autograph
from the real Johnny X?
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-Me! Me!
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And does anyone have a pen?