Dude, I really don't get the appeal of this.
It's a dog thing.
Now throw it, human boy!
Excuse me.
Do you know which direction the Porkbelly Convention Center is?
Thanks, human boy and dog!
OK, what was that?
Oh, I'm part pointer. Watch.
-Bathroom! Snacks!
Enormous billboard for Johnny X Con!
"Johnny X Con"?
"Featuring Johnny X live"?!
But you're Johnny X.
And I wasn't even invited to my own Con?
-"Don't miss T-shirts,
games, panel discussions, and autographs
with Porkbelly's favorite superhero."
Come on down and get an autograph from me, Johnny X!
OK, that looks like me, but sounds nothing like me.
Hey! Did you break into the lab and take our Rocket Boots, Arm Blaster,
and new Hypno-Goggles?
OK, hold on! What are Hypno-Goggles?
Highly advanced eyewear that produces a hypnotic beam
to get people to do virtually anything you want.
Nice, and yeah, I took all of it.
I buried them in the backyard
and then made a map that shows you where they are.
Johnny… we don't have time for this!
The map does look like fun.
I know!
And they'd better be there, Johnny!
Um, you didn't steal anything from the lab,
and that's the map to all your parents' stuff you broke
but said you knew nothing about.
But it will buy us some time so we can break into the lab,
grab our super suits, and get to that convention.
Yep, he tricked us.
-Johnny X and Super Pooch, away!
Good day, fine citizens.
I'm Johnny X, and this is--
Where's your pass?
I don't need a pass. I'm Johnny X!
Ha! Yeah, right--
Bro, but look!
A Super Pooch!
I can't believe no one's dressed up as him.
Well, I do think Super Pooch is under-appreciated sometimes.
Then this one's on us, Super Pooch.
But not you.
What? Look, I'm the real Johnny X,
and I'm here to stop whoever that imposter is!
If you were the real Johnny X,
you could just throw us over your head and walk in.
How did I not think of that?
Aah!
OK, where's that dog and--
Mr. Black and Mr. White?
Johnny! Shh!
We're super secret undercover dressed as you.
Here's the skinny.
We got a tip that a crazy fan is threatening to destroy Johnny X Con
if he doesn't get Johnny X's autograph today.
Have you heard or seen anything that seems…
odd?
Yes.
But I'm here to stop the imposter who stole my X identity,
and I will find him.
Ooh, that's gonna be tough, cos we're all dressed the same.
Wait a minute.
How do we know you're the real Johnny X and not imposter Johnny X,
or the crazy fan?
Or both!
I'm gonna leave now, cos everyone here is crazy!
Did you see that face?
It must be the crazy fan.
-Get him! -Uh-oh.
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
But bad news, the Johnny X imposter is still on the loose!
And we'll nab him at the panel discussion in an hour.
Am I a Super Pooch or what?
-There he is! -It's him!
Hey, X fans!
What's up?
It's me! Cos I'm Johnny X!
He's also right there, and if he's fake, he's a really good fake.
OK, one, he sounds nothing like me.
Two?
Away, Super Pooch!
Welcome to the first-ever Johnny X Convention!
With me! Cos I'm Johnny X!
Only you're not the real Johnny X.
-I am!
Ooh…
But which is the real one?
Whoa!
That's the real one.
Well, well.
I knew if I threw this convention, you would show up.
Who are you?
Don't you recognize me?
I'm your number-one fan!
-Jeffy? -Oh, no.
Who's the kid?
I'm Jeffy! Johnny's number-one fan!
From now on, I'm gonna be just like you…
Johnny X.
Wow…
Can you autograph my shirt?
Sorry, Jeffy. I'll have to give it to you later.
Aw…
I waited, and waited,
but you never gave it to me later!
Then I got smarter, went through a growth spurt,
and plotted my revenge!
Uh, did you ever think that I didn't give you an autograph
because I didn't have a pen?
He never has them. Not even at school.
Oh. Well… too late!
Because I'm Johnny X now,
and I always carry a pen!
You can't be Johnny X, dude, because you don't have a Super Pooch!
But I do have…
Hypno-Goggles!
Wait, how did he get the--
You are my loyal sidekick now!
I'm so your sidekick.
Heh-heh-heh.
So it was you who stole my sisters' tech.
And once I had the Rocket Boots and Hand Blaster,
I just needed to learn…
…to perfectly impersonate your voice.
Yeah, that sounds nothing like me.
And now that I finally have Super Pooch by my side,
I'm the real Johnny X!
Super Pooch, Power Bark!
There! We've officially replaced the stolen pair of Hypno-Goggles.
-Johnny!
First you steal our stuff, then you lie to us…
Now you've destroyed our new goggles!
It was my crazy fan Jeffy that stole it all.
He wanted a Johnny X autograph, but I didn't have a pen
cos I never have pens.
Then he had a growth spurt and totally lost it,
and now he wants to take over my life!
Hmm… he seems believable.
He stole your Rocket Boots, then he used your Hypno-Goggles
to steal my Super Pooch.
You gotta help me!
Well…
the treasure map was fun.
And we have almost killed him 42 times.
So…
let's take that stealing and phony superhero down!
Great, now I just need a total Super Suit upgrade
with Rocket Boots and an Arm Blaster that's way better than Jeffy's.
Welcome to the Johnny X Con discussion panel,
and now, let's give it up for…
Johnny X!
-It is I, Johnny X,
ready to save Porkbelly in a moment's notice.
Now, who wants an autograph?
Cos I always have a pen!
But if you want the real Johnny X's autograph,
you're gonna want it from me!
And that's my dog.
Super Pooch, destroy him with another Power Bark!
Yes, Johnny X.
Don't you mean no, Super Pooch?
Yes… I mean… no.
No, you mean yes!
Yes.
No!
Yes!
I mean, yes-no.
I mean… me feel loopy…
I'm the real Johnny X!
Gentlemen, arrest that fake!
He's clearly the crazed fan who wants my autograph.
No, I'm Johnny X, and he's the fake!
Ooh!
Well, there's two Johnny X's, but…
Only one Super Pooch here.
And only a hero's best friend would know who's the real Johnny X.
Super Pooch, it's me, Johnny X!
No, Super Pooch, I'm Johnny X!
Hmm…
What's my favorite food?
Meat!
I do love meat.
Every dog loves meat. And he sounds nothing like me!
What are my two favorite colors?
Black and white.
Correct again.
-Ooh! -Cos dogs are color blind,
and could fake Johnny X, who sounds nothing like me,
do this?
That's the real one.
Ooh…!
No, wait! I can…
I mean…
I can do that! Look!
OK, I can't. But…
he doesn't give autographs!
And now I'll destroy Johnny X Con,
and nothing you can do can stop--
My Arm Blaster has a Super Suction Mode.
Nice.
OK, let's go call your mom.
Oh, do we have to call my mom? No one really got hurt…
Now, does anyone want an autograph from the real Johnny X?
-Me! Me!
And does anyone have a pen?