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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激，姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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{\an8}‪劇名：強尼的恐龍戰鬥

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{\an8}‪你一定超愛猛龍急流

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{\an8}‪你可以在炎炎夏日
‪坐著涼快的圓木順流而下

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{\an8}‪但可怕的恐龍在哪裡？

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{\an8}‪真可悲

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{\an8}‪好吧，是可憐

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{\an8}‪嘻哈嘻哈！別忘了去禮品店

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{\an8}‪我們恐龍的交易很刺激，喲

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‪也不可怕…

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{\an8}‪喲，這遊樂設施弱爆了

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‪（不是狗）

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‪“我們三疊紀鎮遊樂場了解

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‪您對遊樂設施的不滿
‪我們正努力提升…”

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‪你說這裡有什麼好玩

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‪挖恐龍化石很酷

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‪你可以從真正的恐龍骨頭裡
‪找到真正的骨頭碎片

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‪你是說骨頭嗎？

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‪還可以挖？

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‪男孩，我們來找骨頭吧

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‪我找到一塊

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‪不過有點小

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‪我也找到，但我的比較大

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‪但我的比較好

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‪它很可能屬於一隻巨大的恐龍

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‪會踢爆你小恐龍的屁股！

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‪真沒禮貌

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‪解決方法只有一個

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‪去實驗室！

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‪他們還說我們無法人工製造基因

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‪並在幾秒鐘內進化數百萬年

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‪天才擊掌！

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‪請妳們停止手上的聰明事

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‪並回答史上最重要的科學問題

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‪如果這不是骨頭，而是真正的恐龍

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‪哪隻恐龍會比較厲害？

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‪還有這胖東西是怎麼回事？

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‪噢，那是布洛比

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‪布洛比

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‪很酷嗎？

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‪這些骨頭碎片似乎來自不同的物種

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‪而且是我們從沒見過的物種

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‪真好，哪個比較好？

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‪要判定的唯一方法

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‪是模擬數十億年的自然選擇週期

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‪那我們又要回到骨頭大戰了！

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‪停！

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‪因為我們剛發明的進化光束
‪可以派上用場

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‪絕對不能錯過
‪用真正恐龍基因進行測試的機會

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‪哇！

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‪酷！

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‪好，哪一隻比較好？

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‪強尼，要判定哪隻比較好

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‪牠們需要在自然棲息地
‪進行多年的認知發展

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‪現在牠們缺乏吃東西的基本本能

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‪來一場後院恐龍障礙挑戰賽怎麼樣？

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‪可能有用

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‪強尼霸王龍準備好了

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‪杜奇龍也準備好了

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‪而且很友善

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‪好，規則很簡單

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‪你們只需穿過隧道
‪越過障礙，爬上牆，然後…

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‪首先是速度測試

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‪誰先到達終點線就…

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‪勝出

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‪要怎樣令恐龍起步？

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‪快點，我們得走了！

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‪我們不能輸給強尼龍！

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‪快點，強尼龍
‪只要翻過牆，我們就贏了

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‪加油孩子，抓住繩子就行
‪可以的，抓住！

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‪等等，馬討厭的東西是什麼？

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‪對了，快跑！

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‪好，別管繩子了，跳吧，馬上跳

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‪我們贏了！

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‪要怎麼令恐龍停下來？

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‪接下來是智力測驗

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‪電影告訴我們優秀恐龍的特徵

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‪就是學習人類行為，例如開門

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‪布洛比！

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‪或是使用工具

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‪很好，布洛比

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‪好，杜奇龍，做這個

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‪太好了！

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‪好吧，現在準備欣賞
‪強尼龍驚人的表現吧

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‪又是因為牠的短手臂嗎？

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‪對

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‪下個測試吧！

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‪該進行擊掌測試了

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‪等等，什麼？

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‪身體互動也可決定一個物種的優越性

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‪加油！跟我擊掌，小恐龍

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‪太好了！

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‪現在輪到你了

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‪討厭！

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‪杜奇龍又贏了！

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‪這不一定是強尼龍的錯，強尼

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‪牠來自三疊紀時期
‪而杜奇龍則是白堊紀時期

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‪再說一遍？

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‪兩者相差超過九千萬年的進化

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‪強尼龍腦袋小和手臂比較短
‪只因為進化程度較低

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‪真的嗎？

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‪這樣的話

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‪我們來進化九千萬年吧

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‪強尼，不要！

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‪序列一旦開始，我們就不能中斷

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‪如果強尼的恐龍可以進化

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‪我的恐龍也要進化

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‪停止！

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‪你們不能干預進化

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‪說不定會導致奇怪的結果

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‪布洛比？

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‪你是說像強尼龍比笨笨杜奇龍

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‪手臂長和腦袋發達嗎？

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‪我們起點見吧

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‪或許發明進化光束並非一個好主意

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‪有可能

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‪你聽到號角聲了，去吧！

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‪對，快跑！

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‪強尼，我覺得牠們想要我們比賽

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‪不是牠們自己

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‪沒想到會這樣

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‪忘記我剛說的

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‪進化光束絕對是個壞主意

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‪布洛比

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‪等等，他為什麼飛走了？

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‪你知道嗎？你的恐龍贏了
‪真厲害！我們不玩了

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‪算平手吧

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‪因為強尼龍看起來強壯很多

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‪牠現在看起來很餓

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‪我們往另一邊回去吧

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‪怎麼回事？

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‪你讓恐龍進化時
‪也令牠們的本能進化了

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‪什麼本能？

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‪吃我們這種多肉和會動的東西

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‪但我的恐龍是吃植物的

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‪不再是了！

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‪妳們快去實驗室躲避吧

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‪來抓我們，恐龍！

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‪哎呀

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‪我沒想過自己是這樣死的

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‪謝謝，布洛比

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‪布洛比

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‪如果我們把牠們變回骨頭呢？

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‪強尼，進化只會往一個方向，向前

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‪所以我們要讓牠們更加進化

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‪令牠們無比聰明和強大，把我們吃掉

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‪然後接管這個世界嗎？

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‪或是牠們會發展出跟人類一樣的
‪同理心和同情心，冷靜下來

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‪我們必須想辦法
‪把牠們引到測試模式上

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‪喲，恐龍，你們想吃這個還是這個？

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‪如果我是恐龍，我會全部吃掉

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‪現在！

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‪牠們越來越吵了！

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‪成功了嗎？

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‪你說得對

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‪我們的吼叫聲有點大

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‪很抱歉

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‪我們進化了七千萬年，要懂點禮儀

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‪真有修養

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‪我們為干預進化而道歉

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‪這太複雜了，我們應付不來

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‪所以我們必須讓布洛比離開

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‪小傢伙，你會過得好好吧？

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‪布洛比！

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‪他非常同意

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‪我們現在該怎麼辦？

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‪我覺得我們進化到不想吃人類了

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‪但我必須說，我還有衝動大聲吼叫

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‪對，真的很有趣

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‪我想到了

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‪回來玩猛龍急流真高興

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‪你是說全新和升級的猛龍急流嗎？

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‪等著

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‪-太棒了！
‪-現在才算恐龍遊樂設施！

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‪謝謝，強尼！

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‪不客氣！

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‪耶！

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‪下一條圓木來了

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‪就位！

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‪然後…

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰