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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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{\an8}‪（剧名：强尼的骨头之战）

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{\an8}‪猛禽飞车真太让人喜欢了

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{\an8}‪炎热的夏天 坐上一根超酷的湿木桩

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{\an8}‪可是那些吓人的恐龙在哪里？

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{\an8}‪真可悲

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{\an8}‪好吧 真让人悲伤

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{\an8}‪嘻哈嘻哈跳！别忘了去礼品店看看哦

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{\an8}‪我们的恐龙商品都很赞的

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‪而且不吓人…

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{\an8}‪哟 这些项目好无聊

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‪“我们三叠纪小镇
‪知道你们对游乐项目不满意

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‪我们正在努力加强…”

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‪告诉我们哪个比较好玩

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‪那个 恐龙挖掘还蛮有意思的

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‪你们可以找到真恐龙骨头的
‪真骨头碎片

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‪你说骨头？

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‪还有挖？

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‪小子 我们去找点骨头吧

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‪我找到了一根！

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‪不过有点小

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‪我也找到了一根 但我的更大

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‪可我的更好

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‪它可能属于一只巨大的恐龙

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‪可以干翻那只小恐龙！

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‪真没礼貌

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‪只有一种方式能解决

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‪去实验室！

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‪他们还说我们不能人工制造DNA
‪让它在几秒钟里

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‪完成几百万年的进化

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‪天才击掌！

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‪停下你们正在做的聪明事

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‪回答这个有史以来最重要的科学问题

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‪如果这是真恐龙而不是小骨头的话

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‪哪一根骨头能干翻另一根骨头？

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‪还有 这摊东西是什么？

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‪哦 那是布洛比

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‪布洛比

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‪好吧

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‪这些骨头碎片看起来
‪是来自不同物种的

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‪是我们以前从未见过的物种

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‪很好 那哪个更好？

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‪唯一一个能确定的办法

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‪就是模拟几十亿年的自然选择周期

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‪那么我猜 这就又回到了…
‪小骨头大战！

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‪住手！

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‪因为我们刚刚发明了一个进化粒子束
‪它可以实现

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‪在一块真实的恐龙骨头上做测试
‪这种机会可不能错过

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‪哇！

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‪酷！

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‪好吧 哪一个更好？

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‪强尼 要确定哪一个更优越

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‪就需要它们在自己的自然栖息地里
‪经历多年的认知发育

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‪现在 它们连该吃什么的
‪基本本能都没有

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‪那来一个超级后院恐龙障碍战斗挑战
‪怎么样？

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‪这可能有用

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‪强尼霸王龙准备好了

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‪嘟卡公爵准备得更好

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‪而且很友好

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‪好了 规则很简单

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‪你们只需要穿过隧道 跨过障碍
‪爬上墙 然后…

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‪第一轮是速度测试

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‪谁第一个到终点线…

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‪就算赢

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‪怎么让恐龙开始奔跑？

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‪快啊 我们得走了！

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‪我们不能输给强尼霸王龙

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‪快啊 强尼霸王龙 爬过墙我们就赢了

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‪小子 加油啊 抓住绳子
‪你可以的 抓住！

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‪等等 马讨厌的那东西是什么来着？

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‪哦 对了 驾！

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‪好吧 忘了绳子 就跳吧 现在就跳…

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‪我们赢了！

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‪怎么让恐龙停下来？

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‪下一轮 智力测试

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‪电影里告诉我们 更优越的恐龙

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‪会学习人类行为 比如开门

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‪布洛比！

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‪或者使用工具

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‪非常好 布洛比

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‪好了 嘟卡公爵 做这个

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‪好！

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‪好 现在准备好被强尼霸王龙惊呆吧

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‪又是因为它的小手臂 对吧？

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‪对

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‪那就开始下一轮吧！

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‪到击掌测试的时候了

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‪等等 什么？

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‪肢体交流也可以确定物种的优越性

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‪好办！我的恐龙 和我击个掌

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‪好！

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‪该你了

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‪可恶！

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‪嘟卡公爵又赢了！

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‪强尼 这不一定是强尼霸王龙的错

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‪它来自三叠纪 嘟卡公爵来自白垩纪

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‪什么意思？

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‪它们俩当中差了9000万年的进化时间

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‪强尼霸王龙的小脑袋和小手臂
‪还没有进化好

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‪真的吗？

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‪这样的话

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‪那就进化9000万年

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‪强尼 不！

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‪程序旦一开始 就不能被打断

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‪好吧 如果强尼的恐龙还要再进化

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‪那我的也要

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‪停下！

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‪你们不能乱搞进化

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‪可能会造成奇怪的后果

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‪布洛比？

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‪比如强尼霸王龙拥有比嘟卡公爵
‪更长的手臂

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‪和更大的大脑？

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‪我们起跑线见

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‪也许发明出进化粒子束不是个好主意

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‪有可能

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‪你听到号角声了 我们走！

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‪对 驾！

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‪强尼 我觉得它们想让我们赛跑

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‪而不是让它们赛跑

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‪我可真没想到

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‪看看这个

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‪进化粒子束绝对是个坏主意

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‪布洛比

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‪等等 为什么他飞走了？

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‪知道吗？你的恐龙赢了
‪非常棒！我们放弃吧

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‪就当是平手吧

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‪因为强尼霸王龙看起来要强得多

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‪现在它看起来有点饿

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‪我们从另一边走吧

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‪怎么了？

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‪你们让你们的恐龙进化时
‪也同时进化了它们的本能

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‪是什么呢？

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‪吃移动的肉质东西 比如我们

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‪可我的恐龙是食草的

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‪不再是了！

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‪去实验室保命吧

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‪来啊 来抓我啊 恐龙！

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‪糟糕

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‪我可没想到我会这么死去

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‪哦 谢谢 布洛比

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‪布洛比

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‪如果我们把它们再变回骨头呢？

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‪进化是单向的 强尼 就是往前的

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‪所以我们得再让它们进化一点

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‪让它们无敌聪明和强壮 好来吃我们

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‪然后统治世界？

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‪或者它们会发展出人类一样的同理心
‪和同情心 然后冷静下来

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‪现在 我们得思考一下怎么把它们
‪引诱到测试台上 然后…

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‪哟 恐龙 你们想来吃点
‪这个或者这个吗？

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‪如果我是一只恐龙 我一定会吃那个

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‪动手！

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‪它们声音越来越大了！

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‪成功了吗？

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‪哦 你说得对

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‪那个吼叫声确实有点响

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‪对不起

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‪我们显然进化了7000万年
‪还需要发展出得体的举止

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‪好聪明

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‪我们为乱搞进化而道歉

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‪对我们来说 这有点太复杂了

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‪所以我们必须要让布洛比走

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‪小家伙 你会没事的吧？

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‪布洛比！

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‪那肯定是没事了

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‪现在我们要做什么？

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‪我们好像进化到
‪不该再吃人类的地步了

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‪可我得说
‪我还是有好好吼一吼的冲动

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‪对 那真是好有趣

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‪我有个主意

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‪回到猛禽飞车真好

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‪你是说 这个新的
‪改良过的猛禽飞车吗？

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‪稍等

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‪-耶！
‪-这才有恐龙游乐项目的样子！

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‪强尼 谢谢！

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‪不客气！

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‪耶！

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‪下一块木桩来了

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‪就位！

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‪然后…

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‪（纪念亚当施莱辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻译：Lynn S