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[alarm blaring]
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♪ He's action-packed and sister-charged
And Dukey-dogged for living large ♪
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♪ In triple-cloning T-Rexing
Royal throning Johnny X-ing ♪
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♪ You never know what's coming next
Cos it's J-J-J-J-Johnny Test! ♪
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{\an8}[dinosaurs roar]
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{\an8}-[dinosaurs roar]
-Ya gotta love Raptor Rapids,
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{\an8}where you can ride a cool wet log
on a hot summer day.
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{\an8}But where are the scary dinosaurs?
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{\an8}-[machinery clangs]
-[dinosaur roars mechanically]
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Pathetic.
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-[mechanical roaring continues]
-[spring pops]
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OK, that's just sad.
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{\an8}Hippity-hippity hop!
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{\an8}Don't forget to hit up the gift shop.
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{\an8}Our dino deals are lit, yo.
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And not scary…
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[others] Yay!
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{\an8}Yo! That ride is lame.
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Uh…
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"We here at Triassic Town
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understand your dissatisfaction
with the ride
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and are working hard on ways
to enhance--"
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Just tell us what's fun here.
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The Dinosaur Dig is cool.
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You can find real bone fragments
from real dinosaur bones.
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-[choir sings]
-[Dukey] Did you say "bones?"
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And "dig?"
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Let's find some bones, boy!
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I got one! Kinda tiny, though.
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I got one, too, but mine's bigger.
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But mine is better.
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It probably belongs to a massive dinosaur
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that would kick
your tiny dino-bone's butt.
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That was rude.
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And there's only one way to settle this.
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To the lab!
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And they said we couldn't
artificially create DNA
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and evolve it millions of years
in seconds.
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Genius high-five!
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[Johnny]
Stop every smart thing you're doing,
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and answer the most important
science question of all time.
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Whose bone would kick
the other bone's bone-butt
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if it were a real dinosaur
and not a tiny bone?
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Also, what's with the blob?
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-Oh, that's Blobby.
-[baby voice] Blobby!
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Cool…?
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Hmm… These bone fragments
seem to be from different species.
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And species we've never seen before.
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Uh-huh, great, which one's better?
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The only way to determine that
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is to simulate billions of years
of natural-selection cycles.
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Then I guess it's back to…
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-Tiny bone fight!
-Stop!
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Because we just invented
an evolution beam that can do it.
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And testing it on actual dino DNA
is way too good to pass up.
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[laughs]
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-[dinosaurs] Huh?
-Cool!
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Ooh!
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OK, so which one's better?
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To accurately determine
superiority, Johnny,
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they need years of cognitive development
in their natural habitats.
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Right now, they lack
the basic instinct of what to eat.
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What about an extreme Backyard
Dino Obstacle Battle Challenge?
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That could work!
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-[feet thud]
-[bugle plays reveille]
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The Johnnysaurus Rex is ready!
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The Duke-A-Don is readier!
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And friendly. [chuckles]
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[Susan] OK, the rules are simple.
-[upbeat music playing]
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[Susan] You just run through the tunnel,
over the hurdles,
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climb the wall, and…
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[music grinds to a halt]
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First up is the speed test.
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-Whoever gets to the finish line first…
-Ah-wins-ah.
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[horn blares]
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Uh, how do you start a dino?
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[dinosaur snorts]
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[upbeat music playing]
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Come on! You gotta go!
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[upbeat music continues]
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[grunting] We can't lose to the J-Rex!
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-[upbeat music playing]
-[laughs] Come on, J-Rex!
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Just get over the wall, and we win.
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Come on, boy, just grab the rope.
You can do it. Grab it!
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Wait. What's that thing
that horses hate again?
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Oh, yeah. Giddy-up!
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-[Duke-A-Don roars]
-[Dukey screams]
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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OK, forget the rope, just jump.
Jump it now! [screams]
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-[fanfare plays]
-We win!
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[crash]
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Now, how do you stop a dino?
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Next up, the Intelligence Test.
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Movies tell us
the mark of a superior dino
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is learning human behavior,
like opening a door.
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Blobby…
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Or using tools.
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Very good, Blobby.
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OK, Duke-A-Don, just do this.
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[growls]
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Yes!
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OK, now prepare to have
your mind blown by the J-Rex!
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[groans doubtfully]
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[fanfare plays]
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[groans]
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It's his tiny arms again, isn't it?
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-Yup.
-Just bring on the next test.
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Time now for the High-Five Test.
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Wait, what?
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Physical interaction can also determine
a species' superiority.
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On it! Slap me five, dino of mine!
[chuckles]
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Yes!
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Now it's your turn.
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[chuckles]
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[grumbles]
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Darn it!
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And the Duke-A-Don wins again!
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[hums victoriously]
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[Duke-A-Don roars]
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It's not necessarily
J-Rex's fault, Johnny.
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He's from the Triassic Period,
while D-Don is from the Cretaceous.
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Come again?
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That's over 90 million years of evolution
separating the two.
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J-Rex's tiny brain and tinier arms
just aren't as evolved.
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Really? Well, in that case…
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90 million years of evolving coming up!
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Johnny, no!
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[power surges]
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[beeping]
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[screams] We can't interrupt the sequence
once it's started!
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Well, if Johnny's dino
gets to evolve more, so does mine!
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[power surges]
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[sisters] Stop!
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You can't mess with evolution.
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It might lead to strange results.
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Blobby?
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Oh, you mean like J-Rex
having longer arms
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and a bigger brain than the dork-a-don?
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I'll see you at the starting line.
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[both roar]
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[feet pound]
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Maybe creating an evolution beam
was a bad idea.
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It's possible.
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[horn blares]
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You heard the horn. Let's go!
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-Yeah, giddy-up!
-[smacks]
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[both snarl]
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Whoa!
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[yells] Oof!
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[dinosaurs growl]
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Uh, Johnny?
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I think they want us to race and not them.
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[both roar]
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Huh. Didn't see that coming.
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[loud roaring]
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[screaming]
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[roaring]
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Check that.
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The evolution beam
was absolutely a bad idea.
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-[engine whirs]
-Blobby…
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Wait, why is he flying away?
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[screaming]
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-[feet pound]
-[roars]
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[both scream]
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You know what? Your dino wins.
It's awesome.
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Let's quit.
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[Dukey] Let's call it a tie,
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Cos the J-Rex
is looking so much stronger.
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[Johnnysaurus snarls]
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And now he looks hungry.
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Let's go back the other way.
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Uh, what's going on?
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When you evolved your dinosaurs,
you also evolved their instincts!
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-Which is?
-To eat meaty moving things like us!
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But mine's a plant-eater.
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[crash]
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[sisters] Not anymore!
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-[dinosaurs snarling]
-Get to the lab and save yourselves!
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And come and get us, dinos!
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-[snarls]
-Uh-oh.
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[both scream]
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[both roar]
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Yeah, this is not
how I saw myself going out.
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[both scream]
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Oh, thanks, Blobby.
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Blobby!
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[victorious fanfare playing]
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What if we turn them back into bones?
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Evolution only goes one way, Johnny:
forward.
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So we're gonna evolve them more.
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And make them unstoppably
smart and powerful
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so they eat us
then take over the world?
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Or they develop human-like
empathy and compassion
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and calm down.
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[crashing]
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[both roar]
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Now we just have to think of a way
to lure them onto the test pattern and--
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Yo, dinos!
You hungry for some of this?
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Or this?
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If I was a dino, I would totally eat that.
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[both roar]
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Now!
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-[monitor beeps]
-[power surges]
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[dinosaurs roar]
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They're getting louder!
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[beeping]
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[roaring]
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Did it work?
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[posh English accent] Oh, you're right.
Those roars were a tad loud.
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[posh English accent] So sorry.
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We're clearly evolved 70 million years
and need to develop proper manners.
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Ooh… sophisticated.
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And we apologize
for messing with evolution.
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It's a little too complex
for us to handle.
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And that's why we must let Blobby go.
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Are you gonna be all right, little guy?
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Blobby-y-y-y!
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Well, that's a big yes.
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And what shall we do now?
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It feels like we're a little
too evolved to eat humans.
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But I must say, I still have the urge
to let out a good roar.
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A-ha, yes, that is jolly good fun.
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Ooh, I've got an idea.
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[raptors screeching]
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So nice to be back on Raptor Rapids!
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You mean the new and improved
Raptor Rapids?
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Wait for it…
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-[loud roaring]
-[riders scream]
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-[riders cheer]
-[Johnny] Now, this is a dino ride!
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[dinosaurs] Thanks, Johnny!
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-Any time!
-♪ J-J-J-Johnny… ♪
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-[splashes]
-[children cheer]
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Ooh, here comes the next log.
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Places!
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And…
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[loud roaring]
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[theme song playing]
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ J-J-J-J-Johnny ♪
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♪ Test! ♪