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{\an8}-
-Ya gotta love Raptor Rapids,

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{\an8}where you can ride a cool wet log
on a hot summer day.

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{\an8}But where are the scary dinosaurs?

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{\an8}-

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Pathetic.

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OK, that's just sad.

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{\an8}Hippity-hippity hop!

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{\an8}Don't forget to hit up the gift shop.

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{\an8}Our dino deals are lit, yo.

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And not scary…

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Yay!

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{\an8}Yo! That ride is lame.

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Uh…

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"We here at Triassic Town

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understand your dissatisfaction
with the ride

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and are working hard on ways
to enhance--"

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Just tell us what's fun here.

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The Dinosaur Dig is cool.

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You can find real bone fragments
from real dinosaur bones.

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-Did you say "bones?"

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And "dig?"

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Let's find some bones, boy!

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I got one! Kinda tiny, though.

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I got one, too, but mine's bigger.

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But mine is better.

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It probably belongs to a massive dinosaur

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that would kick
your tiny dino-bone's butt.

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That was rude.

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And there's only one way to settle this.

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To the lab!

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And they said we couldn't
artificially create DNA

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and evolve it millions of years
in seconds.

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Genius high-five!

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Stop every smart thing you're doing,

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and answer the most important
science question of all time.

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Whose bone would kick
the other bone's bone-butt

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if it were a real dinosaur
and not a tiny bone?

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Also, what's with the blob?

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-Oh, that's Blobby.
-Blobby!

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Cool…?

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Hmm… These bone fragments
seem to be from different species.

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And species we've never seen before.

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Uh-huh, great, which one's better?

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The only way to determine that

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is to simulate billions of years
of natural-selection cycles.

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Then I guess it's back to…

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-Tiny bone fight!
-Stop!

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Because we just invented
an evolution beam that can do it.

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And testing it on actual dino DNA
is way too good to pass up.

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-Huh?
-Cool!

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Ooh!

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OK, so which one's better?

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To accurately determine
superiority, Johnny,

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they need years of cognitive development
in their natural habitats.

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Right now, they lack
the basic instinct of what to eat.

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What about an extreme Backyard
Dino Obstacle Battle Challenge?

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That could work!

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The Johnnysaurus Rex is ready!

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The Duke-A-Don is readier!

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And friendly.

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OK, the rules are simple.

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You just run through the tunnel,
over the hurdles,

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climb the wall, and…

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First up is the speed test.

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-Whoever gets to the finish line first…
-Ah-wins-ah.

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Uh, how do you start a dino?

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Come on! You gotta go!

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We can't lose to the J-Rex!

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-Come on, J-Rex!

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Just get over the wall, and we win.

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Come on, boy, just grab the rope.
You can do it. Grab it!

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Wait. What's that thing
that horses hate again?

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Oh, yeah. Giddy-up!

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

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OK, forget the rope, just jump.
Jump it now!

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-We win!

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Now, how do you stop a dino?

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Next up, the Intelligence Test.

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Movies tell us
the mark of a superior dino

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is learning human behavior,
like opening a door.

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Blobby…

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Or using tools.

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Very good, Blobby.

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OK, Duke-A-Don, just do this.

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Yes!

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OK, now prepare to have
your mind blown by the J-Rex!

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It's his tiny arms again, isn't it?

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-Yup.
-Just bring on the next test.

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Time now for the High-Five Test.

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Wait, what?

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Physical interaction can also determine
a species' superiority.

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On it! Slap me five, dino of mine!

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Yes!

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Now it's your turn.

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Darn it!

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And the Duke-A-Don wins again!

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It's not necessarily
J-Rex's fault, Johnny.

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He's from the Triassic Period,
while D-Don is from the Cretaceous.

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Come again?

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That's over 90 million years of evolution
separating the two.

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J-Rex's tiny brain and tinier arms
just aren't as evolved.

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Really? Well, in that case…

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90 million years of evolving coming up!

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Johnny, no!

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We can't interrupt the sequence
once it's started!

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Well, if Johnny's dino
gets to evolve more, so does mine!

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Stop!

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You can't mess with evolution.

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It might lead to strange results.

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Blobby?

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Oh, you mean like J-Rex
having longer arms

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and a bigger brain than the dork-a-don?

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I'll see you at the starting line.

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Maybe creating an evolution beam
was a bad idea.

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It's possible.

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You heard the horn. Let's go!

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-Yeah, giddy-up!

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Whoa!

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Oof!

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Uh, Johnny?

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I think they want us to race and not them.

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Huh. Didn't see that coming.

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Check that.

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The evolution beam
was absolutely a bad idea.

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-Blobby…

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Wait, why is he flying away?

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You know what? Your dino wins.
It's awesome.

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Let's quit.

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Let's call it a tie,

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Cos the J-Rex
is looking so much stronger.

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And now he looks hungry.

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Let's go back the other way.

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Uh, what's going on?

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When you evolved your dinosaurs,
you also evolved their instincts!

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-Which is?
-To eat meaty moving things like us!

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But mine's a plant-eater.

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Not anymore!

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-Get to the lab and save yourselves!

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And come and get us, dinos!

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-Uh-oh.

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Yeah, this is not
how I saw myself going out.

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Oh, thanks, Blobby.

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Blobby!

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What if we turn them back into bones?

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Evolution only goes one way, Johnny:
forward.

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So we're gonna evolve them more.

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And make them unstoppably
smart and powerful

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so they eat us
then take over the world?

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Or they develop human-like
empathy and compassion

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and calm down.

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Now we just have to think of a way
to lure them onto the test pattern and--

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Yo, dinos!
You hungry for some of this?

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Or this?

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If I was a dino, I would totally eat that.

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Now!

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They're getting louder!

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Did it work?

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Oh, you're right.
Those roars were a tad loud.

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So sorry.

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We're clearly evolved 70 million years
and need to develop proper manners.

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Ooh… sophisticated.

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And we apologize
for messing with evolution.

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It's a little too complex
for us to handle.

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And that's why we must let Blobby go.

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Are you gonna be all right, little guy?

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Blobby-y-y-y!

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Well, that's a big yes.

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And what shall we do now?

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It feels like we're a little
too evolved to eat humans.

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But I must say, I still have the urge
to let out a good roar.

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A-ha, yes, that is jolly good fun.

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Ooh, I've got an idea.

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So nice to be back on Raptor Rapids!

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You mean the new and improved
Raptor Rapids?

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Wait for it…

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-Now, this is a dino ride!

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Thanks, Johnny!

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-Any time!

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Ooh, here comes the next log.

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Places!

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And…