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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激，姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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‪劇名：強尼和捏捏樂

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‪這一天來臨了！

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{\an8}‪今天是我終於無聊到死的日子

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{\an8}‪我會去洗車場

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{\an8}‪我給你八個25分硬幣
‪共2美元去抽扭蛋

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{\an8}‪如果我有3塊錢

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{\an8}‪可能足夠救我一命

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{\an8}‪這是你至今為止
‪最精彩的無聊到死表演

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‪多給一塊，但不能再加了

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‪太好了！

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‪杜奇可以一起去嗎？

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‪哈囉，捏捏樂

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‪不中

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‪不中

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‪不要！

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‪真可憐

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‪但他們失望就是我走運了

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‪因為我今天終於能得到

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‪罕有的超棒獨角鯨

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‪湊齊我的捏捏樂系列

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‪不是獨角鯨

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‪不是獨角鯨

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‪不！

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‪快點，讓我流淚

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‪不給

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‪但我只需要再多1美元
‪就能拿到獨角鯨

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‪下一個就是，我知道

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‪強尼，你沉迷收藏玩具

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‪真是浪費金錢，我受夠了

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‪你想要得到世上
‪所有機器人和小可夢卡牌

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‪我不會再給你硬幣

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‪去收集長著泡沫橡膠角的鯨魚
‪而它很可能不存在

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‪你錯了，因為電子朋友的平台
‪有很多超棒獨角鯨，只賣50美元

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‪強尼，我絕不會給你50塊錢

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‪去買成本只需要5分的東西！

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‪你在車廂裡找到什麼？

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‪一包衛生紙、兩支筆

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‪三支潤唇膏和…四個25分硬幣

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‪好！現在我們只要想辦法
‪讓爸爸回到洗車場就行

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‪我們稱它為核磁共振放大鏡

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‪可以讓你能夠看到裡面的東西

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‪例如10公分厚的鋼製保險箱

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‪我們簡直是天才

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‪太棒了，但我只需要借用交通錐

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‪為什麼？

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‪多點泥土！

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‪你覺得這樣行得通嗎？

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‪行得通

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‪快躲到樹後！

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‪三、二、一

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‪我乾淨的車子！

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‪又是斑馬！

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‪裡面沒有獨角鯨

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‪這遊戲真殘酷！

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‪扭蛋機有獨角鯨啊，看看大師表演吧

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‪不可能

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‪也許你爸說得對
‪根本沒有超棒獨角鯨

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‪只有一個方法能知道

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‪我要核磁共振放大鏡

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‪去看看洗車場裡
‪有沒有超棒獨角鯨，別拒絕我

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‪拜託，求求妳們！我要知道

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‪妳們愛我嗎？

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‪拿去吧

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‪但你們為得到一個
‪廉價的泡沫玩具，也太小題大做吧

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‪我們知道

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‪還有你要怎麼回去洗車場？

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‪對了！妳們有鳥食嗎？

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‪-現在嗎？
‪-給牠們一點時間消化

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‪現在行動！

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‪我乾淨的車子又髒了！

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‪這不是扭蛋機，是傷心製造機

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‪我們即將就會知道了

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‪等等，裡面完全沒有超棒獨角鯨

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‪對不起，孩子

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‪我知道超棒獨角鯨是最罕有的捏捏樂

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‪但它們確實存在

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‪我看到電子朋友上一個開價50美元

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‪對，他知道沒可能在網上購買

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‪強尼，放棄吧

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‪只是個泡沫玩具

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‪拜託，妳們試過很想得到一件東西

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‪晚上輾轉反側嗎？

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‪沒有

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‪有

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‪好，根據捏捏樂公司的運送記錄

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‪新貨一大早會送到洗車場

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‪那批貨會有四隻超棒獨角鯨

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‪但你得在洗車店開門前抵達洗車場

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‪你怎麼辦得到？

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‪妳們可以駭進建築公司的網站嗎？

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‪好吧，上面寫傾倒在這位置

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‪怎麼會不斷發生這種事？

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‪太好了，我們第一個來到…

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‪（卡爾）

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‪他拿走所有超棒獨角鯨！

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‪哇！

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‪賣家是…洗車場？

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‪他就是在網上賣50塊那個人！

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‪大家把錢省著吧

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‪我們都被騙了

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‪什麼叫你們“都被騙了”？

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‪你的孩子一定是有幻覺

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‪因為我沒做過

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‪我的孩子沒有幻覺，他其實超級聰明

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‪他兩個姊姊的事更會嚇壞你

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‪我口袋裡完全沒有超棒獨角鯨

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‪看到了嗎？

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‪祝你今天愉快

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‪誰會利用天真的小孩
‪沉迷收藏玩具這一點？

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‪好吧，我們得教訓這傢伙一頓

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‪但這傢伙個子很大
‪要一支軍隊才能打垮他

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‪嘿！

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‪你們爸爸告訴我有個混蛋騙我兒子

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‪你們要我們做什麼？

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‪這是個好開始

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‪我會打電話給幾個朋友

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‪好，首先媽媽把十隻
‪超棒獨角鯨都買下來

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‪並要求洗車場馬上交付

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‪（500美元）

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‪如果計畫失敗，妳可以退貨和退款

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‪（馬上購買）

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‪中大獎了

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‪然後那卑鄙的貪心鬼
‪會把東西打包好送出去

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‪因為他卑鄙又貪心

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‪鳥兒離開鳥巢了

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‪接下來，我們追蹤他的路線
‪並設法讓他停下來

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‪好，他正駛往楓樹街的郵局

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‪這條街現在非常危險

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‪快點，我有急件要寄！

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‪骯髒的不只他的手段，還有他的車

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‪上面寫馬上…傾倒

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‪然後鼴鼠會負責偷龍轉鳳

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‪你欠我一個人情，泰斯特

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‪好，馬上開始挖吧

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‪我乾淨的車子！我該怎麼辦？

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‪他給小孩帶來的痛苦，他要親自嚐嚐

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‪不是吧

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‪鳥兒拉到他一身屎

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‪你好，先別動

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‪我是白先生，他是黑先生

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‪我們為政府工作

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‪我們收到郵件詐騙的舉報

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‪有網路商店賣家
‪寄出跟照片不符的貨品

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‪不是我，我只是想寄出一批
‪在網上出售的超棒獨角鯨

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‪它們很罕有，我自己打包的

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‪你確定自己沒有產生幻覺嗎？

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‪糟糕了

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‪好，你得跟我們走一趟

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‪不，別這樣！搞錯了，是小孩！

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‪不要！

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‪誰想要超棒獨角鯨？

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‪-我！我要一個！
‪-這是最棒的！

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‪我超愛這個！

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‪耶！

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‪我們真是好父母

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‪而且很瘋狂！

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‪我們是很好又瘋狂的父母

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‪不就是最好的父母嗎？

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‪太好了！

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‪我的捏捏樂系列齊全了

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‪代表我們可以回家，忘掉這洗車場了

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‪小怪獸賽車手

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‪收集全十種？

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‪糟了

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‪但我要它們

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‪是開車的怪獸

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‪我要它們！

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‪我要！

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰