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‪NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‪他充满精彩动作 应对姐妹挑战
‪嘟奇狗狗 生活阔绰

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‪三倍克隆霸王龙 王室宝座强尼X

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‪永远让你措手不及
‪因为他是强尼·泰斯特！

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‪（剧名：强尼与玩具）

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‪受够了！

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{\an8}‪今天就是我无聊至死的日子

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{\an8}‪我要去洗车

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{\an8}‪我会给你两美元的
‪25美分硬币去买玩具

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{\an8}‪如果我有三美元的25美分硬币

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{\an8}‪那或许足够拯救我

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{\an8}‪这是你至今为止最好的无聊至死表演

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‪那就多给你一美元吧 不能再多了

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‪好！

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‪嘟奇能和我一起吗？

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‪你们好 好捏玩具

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‪我没拿到

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‪我没拿到

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‪不！

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‪太难过了

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‪但他们的失望就是我的收获

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‪因为今天我终于能

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‪拿到稀有的恐怖独角鲸

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‪这是让我拥有
‪完整好捏玩具收藏的一天

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‪别来独角鲸

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‪别来独角鲸

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‪不！

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‪快 给我点假眼泪

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‪不

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‪我就再要一美元去拿独角鲸而已

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‪下一个一定拿到 我很确定

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‪强尼 我受够了

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‪你把钱都浪费在收藏玩具上

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‪你得收集完所有的机器人
‪得收集世界上所有小萌兽交换卡

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‪我再也不给你硬币

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‪让你收集那个可能根本不存在的
‪泡沫尖角鲸鱼了

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‪错 因为网店里有一大堆
‪只要五十美元就能买的可怖独角鲸

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‪强尼 我不会花五十美元

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‪买成本只有五分钱的东西！

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‪你在车座上找到了什么？

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‪一包纸巾 两支笔

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‪三支润唇膏 还有…四个25美分硬币！

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‪太好了！现在我们只要想办法
‪让爸爸回到洗车店就行

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‪我们把这称做核磁共振放大眼镜

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‪能让你随身携带 看到事物的内部

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‪比如十厘米厚的钢制保险箱内部

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‪我们真是天才

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‪很好 我只要借几个安全锥就行了

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‪为什么？

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‪再多一点土！

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‪你觉得这样有用？

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‪对 而且…

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‪快躲到树后面去！

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‪三、二、一

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‪我干净的车！

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‪又是斑马！

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‪伙计 独角鲸根本不在里面

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‪真是个残酷的游戏！

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‪哦 在里面的 来看大师怎么做

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‪这不可能

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‪也许你爸爸是对的
‪根本就没有恐怖独角鲸

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‪只有一个办法能知道

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‪强尼需要核磁共振放大眼镜

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‪去看洗车店里有没有可怖独角鲸
‪你们拒绝之前…

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‪拜托 拜托了！拜托 我一定要知道

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‪而且你们爱我

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‪拿去吧

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‪但你们为了一个便宜的泡沫玩具
‪也太夸张了吧

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‪哦 我们知道

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‪你们打算怎么回洗车店去？

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‪哦 对！你们有鸟食吗？

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‪-现在？
‪-给它们一点消化的时间

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‪现在！

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‪我干净的车啊 又这样了！

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‪这不是玩具售货机 这是个悲伤机器

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‪好吧 我们马上能揭晓答案

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‪等等 这整个机器里面
‪根本没有恐怖独角鲸！

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‪对不起 孩子们

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‪我知道恐怖独角鲸是所有好捏玩具里
‪最稀有的一个

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‪但它们确实是存在的

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‪我在网店里看到要五十美元一个

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‪对 但他知道
‪我们根本不可能去网店买

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‪强尼 放弃吧

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‪不过是一个泡沫玩具而已

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‪拜托 难道你们就从来
‪特别想要某样东西

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‪想到觉都睡不着？

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‪没有

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‪有

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‪好吧 根据好捏玩具公司的运输单

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‪明天早上一大早
‪洗车店会收到一批新货

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‪这一批里会有四个恐怖独角鲸

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‪但你得在开门前就赶到洗车店

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‪你要怎么做到呢？

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‪你们是不是
‪也能黑到建筑公司的系统里？

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‪好吧 说是放这里

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‪为什么这种事不停地发生？

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‪完美 我们是第一个到的 然后…

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‪（卡尔）

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‪他拿走了所有恐怖独角鲸！

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‪哇！

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‪出售 来自…卡尔沃什？

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‪是他放到网上
‪以50美元的价格出售的！

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‪大家 省省你们的钱吧

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‪我们都被骗了

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‪你说你们“都被骗了”什么意思？

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‪你家孩子肯定是出现幻觉了

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‪因为我没干那事

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‪我儿子可不会有“幻觉”
‪他其实超级聪明的

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‪还有他的姐姐们 你根本想象不到

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‪反正我口袋里没有任何好捏玩具

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‪看到没？

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‪祝你们今天愉快

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‪谁会利用无辜孩子们收集玩具的爱好
‪来骗人呢？

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‪这家伙需要长点教训

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‪可是这个人身材魁梧
‪要打倒他需要一支军队

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‪嘿！

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‪你们的爸爸告诉我
‪有个坏蛋骗了我儿子

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‪你们需要我们…做点什么？

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‪这是个好开始

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‪我去找几个朋友

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‪首先 妈妈会从卡尔沃什那里
‪以特快专递方式

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‪买下所有的恐怖独角鲸 一共10只

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‪如果计划失败 你可以退掉
‪把钱拿回来的

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‪（马上购入）

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‪赚大钱了

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‪然后这个坏心眼又贪婪的人
‪会把它们都包装好送出去

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‪因为他坏心眼又贪婪

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‪鸟儿离巢了

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‪接下去 我们跟着他
‪并且给他路上制造一点麻烦

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‪好了 他正赶往枫树街的邮局

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‪现在这会是非常危险一条街道

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‪快点啊 我有特快专递要送！

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‪此时 他肮脏的诡计会变得更脏

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‪说是现在就…放下

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‪然后
‪我和我们的奸细悄悄把东西换掉

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‪泰斯特 这算你欠我一个人情

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‪好了 开始挖吧

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‪我干净的车啊！我要怎么办？

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‪最后 让他自己尝尝
‪他给孩子们带来的痛苦

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‪开什么玩笑

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‪鸟儿们搞得一团糟

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‪你好 请别动

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‪我是白先生 这是黑先生

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‪我们为政府工作

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‪我们收到了邮件诈骗的举报

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‪有人在网上卖东西
‪但发出去的货是不一样的东西

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‪不是我 我是来发我在网上卖掉的
‪几个好捏玩具的

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‪它们很稀有 我亲自包装的

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‪你确定你没出现幻觉吗？

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‪哦 不

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‪你得跟我们走一趟

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‪不 拜托！你们搞错了
‪这是个孩子干的！

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‪不！

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‪谁想要恐怖独角鲸？

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‪-我！我要一个！
‪-太棒！

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‪我爱它！

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‪耶！

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‪我们真是一对好父母

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‪也是疯狂的父母！

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‪我们是又好又疯狂的父母

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‪这不正是最好的吗？

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‪太好了！

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‪我的好捏玩具终于收藏完整了

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‪也就是说我们都可以回家
‪忘掉洗车店 然后…

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‪小小怪兽赛车

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‪把全部十个都收集完？

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‪哦 不

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‪可我需要它们

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‪它们是怪兽 还有轮子

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‪哦 我需要它们！

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‪我需要它们！

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‪（纪念亚当施莱辛格）

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