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{\an8}-
-This is it!
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{\an8}Today is the day I finally die…
of boredom!
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{\an8}
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{\an8}I'm going to the carwash,
and I'll give you two dollars in quarters
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{\an8}for the toy dispensers.
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{\an8}If I had…
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{\an8}…three dollars in quarters,
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{\an8}it might be enough to save me.
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{\an8}Well, it was your best
bored-to-death performance to date,
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{\an8}so one more dollar, but that's it.
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Yes! Oh, and can Dukey come?
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Hello, Squishy Wooshies!
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I didn't get it.
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I didn't get it.
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Nooo!
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Aw, that's sad.
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But their disappointment is my gain,
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because today is the day I finally get…
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the rare Gnarly Narwhal,
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and complete
my Squishy Wooshie collection!
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Not a Narwhal.
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Not a Narwhal.
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Nooo!
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Quick, tear me.
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N-No.
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But I just need one more dollar
to get the Narwhal!
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It's next, I know it.
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Johnny, I have had it with your
waste-of-money collecting obsession.
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You had to get all the Roboticles,
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every Tinymon trading card on the planet,
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and I am done giving you quarters
to collect a foamy horned whale
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that probably doesn't exist!
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Wrong! Cos there's a bunch
of Gnarly Narwhals on ePal
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for only $50.
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Johnny! I will never pay $50
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for something that only cost
five cents to make!
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What did you find in the car seats?
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One tissue packet, two pens,
three lip balms and…
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four quarters!
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Yes! Now we just have to figure out
how to get Dad back to the carwash.
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We call it
the MRI-gnifying glass.
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It gives you the ability and portability
to see inside of things.
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Uh-huh.
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Like four-inch-thick steel safes!
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We're such geniuses.
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That's great, but I just need to borrow
some safety cones.
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Why?
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More dirt.
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And you think this will work?
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-Yes, and--
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Tree it now!
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Three… two…
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-a-one…
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My clean car!
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It's another zebra!
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The Narwhal's not in there, man!
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It's like a cruel game!
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Oh, it's there. Just watch the master.
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This can't be happening.
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Maybe your dad's right
and there is no Gnarly Narwhal.
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There's only one way to find out!
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Johnny need MRI-gnify-thing to see if
there's a Gnarly Narwhal at the carwash,
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and before you say no…
please, oh, please!
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Please, I need to know,
and… you love me.
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Take it.
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But you guys are going way too far
for a cheap foam toy.
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Oh, we know.
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And how are you gonna get
back to the carwash?
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Oh, yeah. Do you have any birdseed?
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-Now?
-Give them another moment to digest.
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-Now!
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My clean car! Again!
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It's not a toy dispenser,
it's a sadness machine!
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Well, we're about to find out.
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Wait, there's not a single Gnarly Narwhal
in the whole thing!
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Sorry, kids.
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I know Gnarly Narwhal
is the rarest of all Squishy Wooshies,
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but they do exist.
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I saw one on ePal for $50.
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Yeah, well, he knows
that ePal is not an option.
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Johnny, give up!
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It's just a foam toy.
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Come on!
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Haven't you ever wanted something so bad
you literally can't sleep?
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No.
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Yes.
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OK, according to the Squishy Wooshie
company's delivery log,
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a new shipment will arrive
at the carwash
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first thing in the morning.
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And there will be four
Gnarly Narwhals in the batch.
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But you'll have to get to the carwash
before it opens,
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and how are you gonna do that?
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Hmm… Can you hack
construction businesses too?
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OK. It says to dump it right here.
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How does this keep happening?
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Perfect! We're the first ones here, and…
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He took all the Gnarly Narwhals!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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For sale by… Carl Wash?
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He's the one selling them online
for 50 bucks!
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Save your quarters, everyone.
We've all been had.
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What do you mean,
you've all been had?
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Yeah, your kid must be seeing things,
cos I didn't do it.
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Yeah, my kid doesn't "see things."
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He's actually terrifyingly smart,
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and you don't even wanna know
about his sisters.
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Yeah, well, I don't have
any Squishy Narwhals in my pocket.
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See?
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Now… have a nice day.
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Who preys on innocent young kids'
collecting obsessions like that?
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OK, this guy needs to be taught a lesson.
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But that guy is huge.
It will take an army to take him down.
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Hey! Your father told me
some jerk ripped off my son.
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What do you need… from us?
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That's a good start.
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And I'll call some friends.
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OK, first, Mom buys
all ten Gnarly Narwhals
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and orders rush delivery
from Carl Wash…
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which you can return
and get your money back
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if the plan fails.
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Jackpot.
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Then the mean and greedy man
packs them all up for shipping,
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cos he's mean and greedy…
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The bird has left the nest.
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Next we track his route
and create a little extra stop…
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OK, he's heading to the post office
on Maple Street.
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Which is now a very hazardous street.
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Come on! I got a rush delivery!
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And that's when his dirty trick
starts getting dirty.
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It says drop it right… now!
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Then I make the switch
with our mole…
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You owe me for this, Test.
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Uh-huh, yeah. Now, start digging.
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My clean car! What do I do?
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And lastly, a little taste
of the pain he caused kids.
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-You gotta be kidding me.
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The birds have made a mess.
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Hello, and stop right there.
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I'm Mr. White and this is Mr. Black.
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We work for the government.
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There's been reports of mail fraud,
people selling things online,
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but sending them something different.
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Not me.
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I'm just sending out a bunch
of Squishy Narwhals I sold online.
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They're rare, and I packed them myself.
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Are you sure you're not…
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seeing things?
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Oh, no.
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Yeah, you're gonna have to come with us.
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No, no, come on, it was a mistake!
There's a kid…! Naah!
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Who wants a Gnarly Narwhal?
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Me, me, me! I want it! I want it!
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I love this!
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We are really good parents.
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And crazy.
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-We're good and crazy parents.
-Isn't that the best kind?
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Yes! My Squishy Wooshie collection
is complete.
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Which means we can all go home
and forget this car wash and…
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"Li'l Monster Racers.
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Collect all ten…?"
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Oh, no.
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But I need them!
They're monsters! With wheels!
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I need them! I need them!