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‪NETFLIX 原創影集

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‪生活緊張刺激，姊姊麻煩無邊
‪杜奇狗狗生活富足

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‪三重分身、變成暴龍
‪登上王位、超級強尼

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‪你永不知道未來發展
‪因為這就是阿尼正傳

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{\an8}‪劇名：強尼的超級智慧屋

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{\an8}‪只要再多30公分

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{\an8}‪你就能打破世界紀錄了

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‪差一點點

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{\an8}‪對，我們需要更好的泡泡糖

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{\an8}‪去實驗室！

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{\an8}‪受死吧，泡泡糖污漬

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{\an8}‪因為沒人清潔房子比我更…

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{\an8}‪完成以非化學方式清除泡泡糖

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{\an8}‪這到底是什麼鬼？

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‪這只是我們
‪全新智慧家居計畫中的一台設備

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‪它可消除所有污水、能源廢物和…

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‪不環保的化學品

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‪一台設備？什麼意思？

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‪看看，你的全新智慧廚房

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‪你好！

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‪你所有設備合而為一，省時省力

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‪還會做出完美的肉餅

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‪吃晚餐了

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‪但做肉餅是我的專長

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‪不再是了

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‪智慧型水槽把碗盤放進智慧型洗碗機

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‪用最少的水和清潔劑
‪就可把碗盤洗乾淨

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‪嗯，我想我還是需要拖地

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‪不再需要了

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‪好了，停！

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‪在這個家打掃和做飯是我的專長

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‪是我的興趣！

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‪如果智慧家居什麼都做好
‪我還有什麼可做呢？

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‪我現在沒奶油了

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‪我還可以做這件事

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‪妳們要相信我很快會回來

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‪妳覺得他會喜歡
‪智慧家居自駕智慧車嗎？

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‪等等，什麼事？

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‪嘿！智慧家居會節省
‪爸爸的時間和拯救地球

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‪入侵者闖入實驗室

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‪也能助我們免遭強尼騷擾

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‪弄停它！它想吃掉我！

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‪妳們可以叫這東西放開我和狗狗嗎？

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‪智慧吸塵器，停止

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‪強尼，你幹嘛在實驗室？

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‪我在測試妳們
‪剛發明的超級強力泡泡糖啊！

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‪這不是泡泡糖！

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‪是分子結合人造衛星修復膩子

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‪-那妳們幹嘛做成葡萄口味？
‪-我們有嗎？

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‪它沒有毒

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‪那妳們明知吸塵器是狗的天敵

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‪怎麼還發明這東西？

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‪因為這個

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‪歡迎使用智慧家居

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‪一個結合所有家居設備

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‪工具和家具的先進系統

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‪以達致最高能源效益和清潔度

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‪只要把智慧螢幕貼在你房裡任何東西

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‪就可以變成智慧家居

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‪不是吧

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‪歡迎使用智慧豆袋椅

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‪坐我吧

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‪為什麼要變成智慧豆袋椅？

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‪因為如果我很熱，它會變成涼快模式

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‪如果我覺得無聊，它會變彈簧模式

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‪如果我想打破紀錄
‪它會幫我擺出最佳的吹泡泡姿勢

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‪但家裡最有智慧的應該是人才對

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‪而不是豆袋

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‪或是…吸塵器吧？

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‪放鬆點，狗狗
‪在爸爸回家前快量度這泡泡

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‪不然他會阻止我咀嚼這葡萄味
‪但又不是泡泡糖的衛星東西

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‪我們抵達目的地了

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‪好吧，我不需要開車

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‪但我還需要為我一家購物

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‪不用了，我用手機訂好貨品
‪你的智慧小推車現在到了

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‪那麼我也不用再為家人買東西了？

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‪我重新設定了回家路線
‪可以去買花給你太太

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‪並將大錘和除草機

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‪歸還給你朋友鮑勃

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‪你想離開了嗎？

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‪不

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‪我想我坐在這裡好了

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‪根據過往選擇
‪選出以下適合呆坐時聽的音樂

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‪下一首

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‪下一首

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‪很好

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‪狗狗，我怎麼樣？

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‪這次應該不會有任何事阻止你創紀錄

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‪狗每年平均掉下七百九十萬根毛髮

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‪清理毛髮會浪費19千瓦特的電力

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‪對，但我覺得電力沒有白花在我身上

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‪為節省能源，你必須離開這個家

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‪等等，說什麼？

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‪歡迎使用智慧樓梯

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‪智慧樓梯！

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‪祝你生活愉快

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‪哼，我討厭吸塵器

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‪而且你不能逼我離開我自己的家

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‪智慧家居！

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‪什麼事？

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‪所有門窗都封住了

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‪以限制空氣滲出
‪並將熱效率提升至最高

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‪真聰明！

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‪你為提高房子效率所做的事

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‪我們都同意

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‪妳們倆的用電力量比整個豬肚市還多

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‪每年平均造成十三億美元的損失

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‪是嗎？你想說什麼？

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‪我就看智慧家居
‪能否阻止我挖地道回家

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‪看起來它可以

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‪我想告訴妳們
‪妳們的智慧家居很邪惡！

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‪嚴格來說它並不邪惡

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‪只是極度有效率

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‪等等，強尼呢？

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‪他沒跟你一起？

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‪好了，這一定是新的世界紀錄

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‪喂！我本來快要打破紀錄

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‪你製造的麻煩
‪比普通11歲男孩多210倍

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‪對，應該差不多

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‪也就是說需要十五萬公升水

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‪來清潔你和替你收拾殘局

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‪我要解釋
‪如果可以選擇，我根本不會洗澡

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‪開始移除男孩

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‪你說什麼？

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‪再見孩子

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‪永遠告別

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‪你好像無法得逞

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‪看！強尼的泡泡擋住大門了

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‪衝啊！

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‪人類效率低

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‪必須被移除

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‪對，這個不是我們最好的發明

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‪要阻止這一切的唯一方法
‪就是拔掉在實驗室裡的

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‪智慧家居底座

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‪也就是說我們得上樓梯去…

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‪-上樓梯是個大問題
‪-肉餅做好了

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‪啊，爸爸肯定不喜歡

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‪我們現在要怎麼去實驗室？

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‪靠這個！

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‪妳們把我拋到天花板，你就掩護我

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‪靠什麼？

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‪超級抽吸模式啟動

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‪哎呀！

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‪它要把強尼拉下來了！

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‪休想得逞

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‪用噴射模式！

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‪好，我成功了！

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‪但恐怕你最遠只能來到這裡，強尼

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‪因為我…

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‪你不能阻礙進步，強尼

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‪我知道

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‪但我可以阻止你

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‪事實上你阻止不了

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‪一個碳離子雷射籠只消耗90瓦特電力

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‪你被困住了

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‪事實上是你的電線被困住了

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‪等等，你在做什麼？

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‪泡泡的圓周並不恰當

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‪你知道這泡泡糖是人造衛星膩子吧？

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‪你不能阻礙進…

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‪好，這一定破了紀錄

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‪他成功了

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‪我不再怕吸塵器了

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‪我超喜歡這種太空泡泡糖

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‪這裡是怎麼回事？

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‪什麼都別說了！

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‪因為你們知道
‪我被智慧家居取代有多難過

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‪所以你們破壞所有設備
‪把房子弄得亂七八糟

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‪因為你們知道我有多喜歡清潔家居

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‪-對！
‪-汪！

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‪我超愛這美好的家

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‪你擁抱完我們後
‪我們會去切斷智慧車的電源

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‪別擔心

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‪我早已切斷了

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‪（紀念施萊辛格）

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{\an8}‪字幕翻譯：李恒聰